Jul 27 2007Britney Spears causes all sorts of trouble

beat that dude outta his shoes

First!

Funny, I read this story on perez about 2 hours ago. I don't know who perez is screwing but he sure is scooping.

Britney definitely is trying to lose custody of her kids, that is my absolute belief. She already lost her marbles, why not lose everything.

Britt looks good though (weird purple jacket, but hey)

sigh....when will she GO AWAY?

Damn, that white boy's ass is making me wet.

he his ass showed up on the floor

Mommyfuckindearezt can't do anything without hurting thoze kidz....
K=fed will get them...zhez zo fucked up...☻

Oh, um, #4 Paul I dont want to embarrass you but I think Brits the one with the grey t-shirt.

#6 rangerdude - she'll go away when she gets PUT away.

Ralph Kramden - "And I'm callin Bellevue, cuz you're nuts!"

Ah yes, the trolling. Always lovely. Funny how I wasn't trolled for a long time until DanYELL rears her ugly head again

MR.CAMERA!? What!?

can't wait until they find coke on her....♥

What's "trolling" and who's DanYELL? Is it like trolling for a dead body in the river or for trannies or something?

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Anytime a "Mr. Camera" gets a beatdown, I'm all for it.

As much as I hate these airhead celebs, I loathe the scum that photo them even more.

Is anyone else disturbed by that carpet?

anything for attention....bitch

thoze kidz R going to B afraid to go anywhere with
her

this story is just special.

the logistics just don't add up. the bodyguard shoved the photographer, i assume backwards because that's the only direction you can shove someone. why was the kid behind the photographer?

i would like video of this incident.

britney is probably trying to save face by filing a report, but does it hold any merit when the action was an effect of something your bodyguard did?

@8 - I realize it's summer vacation and all but shouldn't you be out playing in traffic or something? Seriously, Superfish....please get rid of that retard. She's making us all dumber.

No, KIM, clearly not first. Why would you do that anyway?

i really dont care. i will be forever amused at the pain of paparazzi. they are truly the scum of the earth.

#17-Yes I am disturbed by that carpet. The design looks like the fucking silicone sacs used for fake tits.

Good Lord....too bad one of them didn't accidentally knock Brit's head into the ground!

#3 -- I totally agree. She's trying to get rid of the kids without actually "giving" them away. She's an ass.

And I do hate the paps, but I've gotta say, these celebs (like Brit) ask for the attention, then complain about it. Jumping in the ocean in her underwear? almost dropping her kids? talking about the roof caving in while wiping greasy chicken on her dress during an interview? C'mon? The celebs out there who really want privacy manage to make it happen.

Nice First #2 - you f'ing twat. Where did you learn to count you c*nt?

Yeah! The carpet! I'm being hypnotised by the rows and rows of boobies!

When will this fat whore go AWAY!? WHY DO YOU KEEP REPORTING ON HER, NO ONE CARES!

Should stupid people be allowed to have money ?

Oh Please, K-FedEx is pissed about Brittney taking the kids out of the state. Like who the fuck is he to complain. All we've seen of this wanna be a thug K-FedEx is just that nothing. People are ripping Brittney about the kids, where the fuck has K-FedEx - wanna be a thug, been seen with them. So far the agreement stated that he's suppose to have the kids 4 days a week, and I bet he hasn't seen them since the day his loathing talentless ass was kicked to curb.

So here he is saying that she can't have anyone in the house when he comes over.

She can't take the kids out of state.

So far let's see, he get 25,000 a month in child support for each kid, and he doesn't even see them.

He's getting 14 million out of a two year marriage for doing nothing.

Just like a thug, always after other people's money. K FedEx is the real gold digger.

All I can say about K-FedEx is blah blah blah, zippy cali mutha fucker, take yo fake wanna be black ass back to the hills of north carolina and shut the fuck up or be a real man, give the money back and get a job and take care of your kids bitch.

G-

#9 Actually, I think Brits in the gray suit. You can tell by the bald head. If she had an umbrella to go along with that facial expression, you would have definitely recognized her.

23: I am very disturbed. That looks like the carpet at Omaha Steaks. If I want to see man on man action, it needs to be in Las Vegas, not some hillbillies passing the time of day passing the time of day before their cookout purchase.

*once is enough* delete second passing and continue.

30, i think the custody agreement says neither of them can take the children out of state without notifying the other. it works both ways dumbass.

because k-fed isn't seen with the kids, that means he doesn't take care of them? are you for real with this post? i'm no k-fed fan, but just because he's not throwing himself into the spotlight (anymore) every day like britney does, doesn't mean he's an unfit parent.

seems to me & probably many others, that britney is the one who's unfit. so simmer the fuck down, kay?

29: maybe not, but they are allowed to have a monkey, although why they put a blue coat on it or why they think that's helping is beyond me.

That Brittiney be very very smart – it’be a distraction – we all be lookin at that bad olde’ photographer and we not be thinkin about Brittney breakin de law by takin her childrens out of the state…ooooo…she be very very smart. Of course “very very smart” being a synonym for “ass-clown”.

God she makes my world worth living!!

I hope Britney gets breast cancer.

Can tupperware get breast cancer??

money talks and she has more than stupid-fed, so she isn't going to lose her kids, nor does taking them to Las Vegas make her a bad mother, this isn't the sin city of the 60s 70s 80 or hell the 90s, this is vegas! they want to make the most money possible so they've gone and made it all family friendly and shit...there's fucking roller coasters there for Christ's sake! plus isn't that what a body guard is supposed to do??? he was probably only being over protective BECAUSE of stupid-fed's threats! i would too kick the shit outta someone if they were being reckless around my kid, it doesn't matter who pushed who into who, the situation was caused because (even though she is famous) those people weren't being respectful of her space, why do you need to be up her nose to take a picture...incidentally pics taken from up your nose aren't too flattering which is why this cutie pie has been made to look like a beluga whale lately! she's cute, and smart kids, face it she has about 40 million more dollars than all of us, right??? i bet if i took a picture of anyone on this site, and said whatever the fuck i wanted to about it and posted it online, you would probably have a lot of splainin to do... you could be made to look incompetent too, easily.

yeah she's made bad choices, but who hasn't , plus she grew up with everyone wiping her ass, so it probably takes a little longer to figure life out that way! maybe she and justin can forgive and forget then she'll go back to happy again...forgiveness is very hard to do...time folks, time and understanding, that's what your giving her...right??

#37-
If she does, all she's gotta do is pop one of them carpet designs in her chest, and she is good to go.

That's fucked up Grim. You shouldn't even joke about that. Ever have someone in your family die of cancer, jackass?I woudl reach through this keyboard and smash your face if I could. I hate britney but you should never wish cancer on anyone.

Wait, what are children doing in Vegas?

I hope TS gets anal cancer.

And did you notice that I was FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it me or the floor looks like steaks on the Flinstones?

Paul, you're an idiot. Know where to draw the line. And act your age, I know you're not 10 years old.

Cancer is a serious topic, any person with half a brain knows that. Seriously, show some class.

Doesn't that guy in the gray suit remind you of that comedian from the UK version of "Whose Line Is It Anyway? "...you know, he was tall, "big boned" (aka LARGE) and most of the time had a mustache?!?!

Sorry, oh light-hearted one. What I meant to say was, I hope you're the FIRST! to find out that your mom's ovarian cancer has spread.

Its weird that Kevin is now, without a doubt, the more qualified parent.

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1. The old guy there with the testes-tickler is so brave to jump into that man-on-man action like that!!!

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2. There's nothing worse than a repressed jackbooted frat boy looking for love in all the wrong places!!!

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3. Britney's babies have plenty of quality educational entertainment!!
a) Momma unraveling in a photo shoot
b) Guys getting beat up in front of them
c) gambling and debauchery in Vegas
d) The dog crapping on an expensive dress

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@41 You cussed! Appropriately too! Precision of language, baby, precision of language.

I don't like cancer either. If anybody is pro-cancer, I challenge you to a shoot yourself in face contest, and I'll even let you go first.

One of the elements that a prosecutor needs to prove in an assault/battery charge is intent. If the photog was pushed and accidentally knocked into baby Spears, he doesn't have the required intent and the charges won't stick. Good luck with that one Brit. Plus, what are the damages? If I bump into someone at the mall, technically that's assault/battery, but there aren't any damages so who gives a whoops?

#48 HAHAAHAHAH!!!!

So awfully true. It was clear he was the brains of the business anyway.

I didn't know we could play Twister in the lobby at the Wynn.
Damn I miss all the fun.
Wonder if dude had to wash up after they pulled the greaser off of him?

I just found out that I have lymphoma. Thanks a lot Paul. There is not much time left. Will anybody pound my butt hard? I am desperate for one last shag. I bet you're down for it #50 Let get a homohumpathon tickle pile going. Email me at cancerisnojoke@yahoo.com

@20 krazihottkelli is the least of your problems. If you can't handle her, I suggest finding another method than trying to tell on her to Fish a la my annoying ass cousin when I was a kid. Also, I would get a new toothbrush, if'n I was you.

TS, are you by any chance BlueEyes? Your moralizing annoys me in a similar manner but I just can't stay mad at you 'cause your so "darn" sincere, and I felt the same way about BlueEyes. Anyway. If not, there are two of you. You might want to look into that.

WTF...is Shatney's bodyguard Bun E. Carlos?

#41

You sir are a douchebag. Being an Internet tough guy is pretty damn faggish of you. I wish you would try and reach through your keyboard and at least sprain a finger for thinking about doing something so retarded. Why don't you try and fly off your roof to come and get me superman. Do the gene pool a favor and remove your cursed DNA with the extra chromosome from further contaminating the human race.

Paul my friend (@53), you have just ass-ociated me in your bullshit, and normally I respond quite violently to such taunts. But you are too clever, with your Ginsu-like repertoire of lightning fast witticisms and truly phenomenal creativity. You are a genius, and I bow to you. Now, at any time you can feel free to go outside and play a nice little game of hide and go fuck yourself, you fucking test tube baby.

This is quite a funny picture,the guy in the middle is trying to hold back the guy in the front and the woman in the blue jacket is trying to hold back the guy in the middle?I only can't figure out what the person in undies is doing on the floor??

#59

Paul and I are actually two separate and unrelated people. I only let you know this because I'm jealous of him getting the credit for my evil deeds. Hurl some insults this way and give me my due you jive ass ho.

Grim my friend (@53), you have just ass-ociated me in your bullshit, and normally I respond quite violently to such taunts. But you are too clever, with your Ginsu-like repertoire of lightning fast witticisms and truly phenomenal creativity. You are a genius, and I bow to you. Now, at any time you can feel free to go outside and play a nice little game of hide and go fuck yourself, you fucking test tube baby.

Better? Do pardon the lack of proper propers.

#63

I was looking forward to something that was more original. Reusing the insults you composed for Paul is lazy, uninspired, and unjust. I am still second fiddle to him. Thanks for putting forth some effort and bestowing the recognition though.

#29 Robert

Seems to be that's the only people that have money these days.

@65 Sorry. I was busy calling Samantha. Called her a huge ho.

Britney needs to get away from the public eye.

#67

Not so fast pal. That is my girl you're talking about. If you want a piece of her you have to pay me first. Respect.

@69 Careful, or I'll internet tough guy you! Samantha is MY huge ho. She'll do anything, you know. Meet me after school at the bike racks for your whuppin.

When will this whore just die...

My fellow Americans, can't we all just get along?

#6 - TROLL!! JRZ would never say that cuz her hubby is Italian! WTC!
#20 - Nice website!!
#56, 62, & 64 - If I call you, will you say "C'MON DOWN!! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!"?
#72 - You mean Samantha?

This just in:
LAS VEGAS (AP) - A bodyguard for Britney Spears must face a battery charge after he scuffled with two men trying to photograph the singer and her young sons at a Las Vegas Strip resort, police said Friday.

The bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, 37, was accused of grabbing and punching one photographer and pushing another into a wall about 11:30 a.m. Thursday at the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas hotel-casino.

Camera was issued a misdemeanor battery summons after the scuffle.

IRONIC: A guy named "Camera" scuffles with a paparazzi photog. ROTFLMFAO!

#75 I fixed it for you:

A bodyguard for Britney Spears must face a battery charge after he scuffled with two men trying to photograph the singer and her young sons at a Las Vegas Strip Club, police said Friday.

Oops... I fixed it for #71, not 75.

number fuckin *20* Bitch==too afraid to leave itz name:

Poor U .....Fizh...pleaze get rid of Kelli....I can't ztand her ...zhez
too mean for me...fuck U,,,,,,,bitch........can't handle heat...
fuckin leave cry baby.....thoze gay4girlz will juzt eat U alive
anyway...U don't compare to them...your weak, bitch...

If there was ever a way to convince a judge to let you have your kids more than your ex it's bringing them to Las Vegas against court orders, have your body guard kick the shit out of some guy in front of him and get banned for being too outrageous for Las f'n Vegas.

Oh wait, that's the formula for best way to lose your kids immediately. My bad.

http://www.sithomeandrot.com

Hey, nice to see Doctor Phil helping people act out exactly how they feel. Britney is pretending to be her career by laying on the ground and curling up into a ball. K-Fed is pretending to be a tool.....not wait a minute, he is showing what he did to Britney's career. And Pat, Chris, or whatever the hell that thing is in the purple jacket expresses the duality of man.....or woman.....or it. Sounds like the makings of a new best selling self-help book. Way to go Philster.

I think K-Fed is giving Britney way to much credit by assuming she KNOWS that Las Vegas is in another state.

Britney Spears is an arrogant self important, egotistical, selfish bitch.
She doesn't even care about her kids. They are not safe in her care.
She walks around like she is god, but she is just a worthless whore that
is going to end up in prison for killing one of her kids. but she thinks because
she's rich and famous she will get away with it. This whore is going to serve so much bad karma. I absolutely loathe her. I feel sorry for her poor kids, she does not deserve them.

Hey #30 - I agreed with everything you said until you stated that K Federline should go to North Carolina - We don't want that sorry piece of *hit in NC - he can stay right where he is!

I hate fucking people like Spears. All the fucking money in the world. All the opportunity in the world. And this is how the bitch acts?

People struggle with 60 hour a week jobs trying to hold their families together and still manage to behave like decent human beings. And this white trash gets to sit on her fat ass and do nothing but wreck her kid's lives.

I say give the kids to k-fed. He's probably not much better, but at least his dumb ass isn't in the news every other day. If he does something stupid, the kids will at least have the benefit of some privacy. Not like with mommy-watch-me-unravel.

Bitch.

Britney never ceases to amaze. If it's true that she broke the custody order, K-Fed can get the kids. At least, he is stable, relatively speaking. Britney probably will try to deflect her guards' blame, instead of firing them out right. After all, why do the right thing when you can get more press doing the wrong thing?

The only way she can add value to this world is to stop shaving and work as a porn actress. Her shows, directed by a former porn director, gave her plenty of practice.

'Is anyone else disturbed by that carpet?"

YES I AM

GOOD. Fuck the paparazzi. The filthy vermin deserve every last bit of pain they receive.

Seriously, paps are subhuman.

It should be legal to beat them into submission with their own cameras.

"What? Hey, Y'all, Vegas is part of California.... what? ..... it's not?"

Who takes their kids to Vegas? How about Disneyland, did you ever hear of
that? She is so selfish, all she cares about isherself. I'm going to kill my husband.

Fucking die already your fat, bald peice of shit.

that guy needs to by some deodorant for his arm pits

i meant "buy" damn it "BUY"!

@85

Vegas still has family-oriented entertainment. They were pushing that for a whille, before deciding that "What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas" was a better slogan.

photogs need to back the fuck off. they get way too close and they almost injured a child. dumbasses.

Zsa Zsa is Krazihotkelli. click on the links, thier both the same FAKE email address.

CELEBRITY BOXING: BRIT VS. MY CAAACK! Seriously, what I wouldn't give to jaw-jack that walking filth-bag.

Please go away Brit and never come back you no talented skank

TOXIC britney, everything she goes near turns to shit. when were you there kelli? bucket of pus trailer trash, the both of you.

brit is unrecycleable trash. lets put her in our land fills haha

I love the pap. they're just doing their job and for a woman who constantly drops her kids and puts them in all kinds of danger (especially in or near cars or the highway) she sure is full of shit. I really can't believe this, I'm truly rooting for the paps. and all you 'I hate the pap.' are full of it because why are you even here? Hypocrites.

You are all a bunch of worthless tools. Get a fucking life. You are no better than Shitney. You won't be happy until she dies. Then what will you say?

I know Britney is an attention whore, but why can't she just GO AWAY?!?! She's over. Finished.

#97 we're tools? hell no. i come here to laugh, put shit on kelli, and keep up with the goss. i pity brit, but don't essentially wish her dead. not when her contemporaries are so much closer, driving, drinking and drugging. therefore, YOU can be the one TO FUCK RIGHT OFF.

does ANYONE even care about Britney anymore?

Don't put any more sunglasses on your nose and stop wearing those BLACK Wigs!!

Everyone knew she would do whatever was needed to take the spotlight off LoHO. A trip to Vegas with your kids, your bodyguard beating the crap out of the paps. . .hey! All the better! If your kid gets knocked around in the process, then it's an excuse to file charges, maybe get some sympathy. It worked. We're all talking about her AGAIN!!!