Jul 24 2007Britney Spears embarrasses herself for OK!

first???????

this bitch is officially whacked out!

Didn't take long, eh folks?

News would be that she held an interview and DIDN'T have a breakdown of some sort.
Can't wait to see it though!

apparently, britney was fondling her tits and pussy during the photo-op, in front of everyone. BLECHHH

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=7042

Umm I just have to say that I think you're the funniest thing since sliced bananas (I hate bread)
And that I want to have your sarcastic babies

There must be a strange lunar pull or something today.
Wow.

So sad.

I personally thought they were going to say she was pregnant again, this time with a Cheetoh.

What a great week. We just fired off Lindsay and looks like Brit's getting locked and loaded for Friday. The only topper would be a suicide! Yes!

Check out the 4th picture...she's started that stupid pout thing again. That means complete (think head shaven') melt down is right around the corner.

I love her face in the first photo. It's so hillbillly inbred cracker I can't stop laughing!

It truly is an emotional cry for help when a woman *doesn't* want professional makeup and hair artists to do her makeup and hair, respectively.

And they call us bloggers losers. In yer face whoever!!!!

Let see.....(scratches head) what could be the cause?

Schizophrenia
Methanphetamine powder (so far my top pick)
Heroin (H-sickness may make one crazy)
Developed a manic disorder (but aren't you born with that?)
Split personality disorder (usually happens to highly bright and talented folks, so that's out)
Oh, Oh, I got it....pill addiction!!!

But, wait, how do you explain the fact that she's still full-figured? That's what throws a spanner into the works of my theory. (still scratching)

It's obvious she was on coke. Trips to the bathroom, mood changes etc.... Sounds like she's really hit the skids. I think these magazines finally figured out that they could sell more by being honest about these skanks than by trying to keep people beliving Birttney and Lindsay were sweet misunderstood little girls.

Briteney has no more career. She has no more voice but an ass that everyone finds ugly.

Wait, wait, wait! I just noticed her incredible couture clear plastic hooker heels! bwahahahhahaha! That's a great accessory choice. Hooker.

I can't believe after all the people she has around her to try and make her into a Lady that she still is a skanky mess.
I think she needs profession psychological help and quick.

If the next update is about Hilton eating homeless children or something equally awesome, I may have to reconsider this whole "God" thing.

Simple grease mistake.
They said 'Gucci' dress. Brit thought they said 'Gucky' dress.

I just read OK! is going to run the interview in all of it's total, un-retouched, uncensored glory! Yep...complete meltdown straight ahead.

SuperFish! Be real! Britney would not kick a box of kittens down the stairs! She would use them as hair extensions.

what's with the lesbo pictures of her and her assitance at the UK Daily MaiL website??

How lame. NOtice her assistant is dressed like her and has the same stupid "conceal a bald head" hairstyle. It's MINI-BRITNEY.

Maybe should could use the box of kittens to cover up her shave snatch!!!

I have a razor blade with Britney's name on it. People if you have daughters......

Please please PUH-LEAZE...teach them that their asses and tits are NOT as important at the organ encased in their skulls.

That being cute and a cock-tease will fry your brain into believing you will be treated like a sex symbol when you're 40.

That they will NOT become famous just because they can carry a tune.

That being a cheerleader is NOT a career; it's a past-time.

That babies are not ornaments or accessories; same with dogs.

That they are NOT the center of the universe.

Please teach your daughters about the real world, not MTV.

Oh and if they're cute, please tell tehm to call me.

...will anyone of stature be willing to take a chance on working with these girls again? i guess i would but i'm a nobody. i think we will all look back at this period of time and say "remember those crazy bitches."

This is just the icing on the rotting cake of her life. She really just needs to go crawl under a rock and die somewhere.

LOL #22, poor kitties would never make it down there!

What's there to believe? Believe what you like--boogeyman, Santa, Jesus, the Easter bunny--the point is, HERE ARE THE FACTS. We descended from apes and 'people' like BS demonstrate ancestorial behavior. Weep only that she reproduced when Darwin sanctions otherwise. Blame it on Disney and Entertainment engines for according her more attention than she deserves. I've seen homeless folk with more class. Glorified PTW.

Shitney looks like Sloth from the Goonies! She is losing the ability to hide her mental retardation.

Between this and Lowhore going to the klink this is the best day EVER!!

Judging by her god-awful complexion i'd say she's indulging in some fresh-out-of-the-tub methamphetamines. She is white trash afterall.

This is like a wreck on the freeway in broad daylight. But instead of cars coming to a stop, they just keep piling into the carnage without ever tapping the brakes. It use to be funny, then it was bizarre, then it was sad. Now it is so far past anything recognizable, you are desensitized to whatever happens next. Totally fubar when you are this young and your best years are way behind you and fading quickly in the distance. Life comes at you fast.......aha hah hah......but not as fast as the bullet from the gun in your mouth.

This is like a wreck on the freeway in broad daylight. But instead of cars coming to a stop, they just keep piling into the carnage without ever tapping the brakes. It use to be funny, then it was bizarre, then it was sad. Now it is so far past anything recognizable, you are desensitized to whatever happens next. Totally fubar when you are this young and your best years are way behind you and fading quickly in the distance. Life comes at you fast.......aha hah hah......but not as fast as the bullet from the gun in your mouth.

How is she not dead?

Future Britney's and Linsday's:

Hillary Duff
Hayden Pan-Pan-Pannini-Punani whatever
Any Blond girl from the ABC Saturday lineup
Lindsay's little sister
Jamie Lynn Spears

All the barely talented tweens on tv trying to sell their asses for a rekkid deal

Gosh, so many to pick from....

@32 Maybe Britney and Lindsay can pull a Thema and Louise and drive off a cliff together. That sure would make my day!

Honestly, I have hated Britney for a VERY long time... Probably since the first time that I saw her. But this is just sad. Really, I feel bad and like I want to kick her into a mental institution for some serious help.

I'd guess meth too, or pretty much any stimulant (coke, even Adderall), except she's a fat pig. It might be something in the painkiller domain, like Oxycontin. People get fat on that, and the hardcore pill-poppers take 'em every hour, so maybe that's what she was doing in the bathroom. Dunno, maybe we should have a seance with fat Elvis, he'd know...

Has anyone else seen where she's supposedly pregnant and doesn't know who the baby daddy be?

Hahaha. I love it.. Today is like the best day ever! First Lindsay now Britney.. This day totally trumps Christmas!!

I think her new dog is dead and she hasn't noticed yet.

#36

Her size is indicative of stimulant abuse. Uppers combined with having babies would've destroy Shitney's metabolism. Her youthful energy from being in the teens and early 20s has long since withered. She'd still look like a fat pig if the use was only occasional. That bitch is going to balloon up when she finally quits. Her liposuction doctor is licking his lips in anticipation.

I wonder if anyone else thinks she vaguely resembles Michael Keaton from Beetlejuice?

I think it's the thick neck thing she has going on.

Hey you guys! Baby Ruth!

Do you guys remember what a big deal made about that time in Germany when Britney the Chaste compared eating German chocolate to having an orgasm? Everybody was so titilated by mental images of Britney masturbating in order to make such a comparison. That was the wildest thing anybody could have imagined. It was an innocent time, and it's amazing how outrageously bizarre her existence has become. And, how inured we have become to the debauched madness of Britney Spears. There are no surprises, anymore. There is no mystery. Just an ongoing cavalcade of freakish behavior that makes Michael Jackson's life seem pastoral and dull.

OK! magazine cares about Brit's career MY ASS! They can't wait to release that shit! What a disgrace Spears is to the human kind.

Soon she'll be on the corner singing "$10 YOU HIT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN." I can't wait for the Britney sucks dick for crack videos to emerge.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she kills herself. That's about where it's going.

Man she used to be so hot...

You know, I don't beleive that bullshit one bit. Yea, they said she screwed up during photoshoots and stuff. But the media can also say that you turned into a warewolf-like thing and bit your dogs to death because you can't cook. Screw OK! Magazine! If I was Brit, I'd take those stylists and interviewer and knock them all into eachother at once just to make SURE they know who they're fucking with

Lol, this doesn't even shock me.

hey at least we know she's not turning into a skeleton...at lease she's eating right...that's good isn't it? sort of? maybe? guess not...

well, OK! Magazine gossips about alot of shit but as far as this goes, I think it's just TMZ playing with everyone's head. and cleaning poop with a channel dress? Even Brit's not that stupid. Herpes Hilton is, but not Brit. She'd dry herself off in it first.

This bitch has lost her ever lovin' mind, and I don't think there's a person in the entire world that DOESN'T know it. And where are her kids? How come she's never photographed with her children anymore?

Yeh, this all seems to smell like some fishy marketing stunt , and she's probably in on it. I hope not though, I hope its all true and that Ok! magazine is totally screwing Brit over and showing it all like it is. But at this point maybe even Brit realizes the only power she has over the media is to act like a whack job. Hopefully her "comeback" falls thru and her only career options will be stints on The surreal life, her own E! true hollywood story, and an issue of Playboy so airbrushed everyone will laugh their asses off.

Britney makes me nauseous - no joke. I bet she smells really bad.

Check out some more scandal on www.foodlovesfrenchs.tv. The video is called Rattled, and I know you can't resist a sandwich, some mustard, and a hot love triangle.

And I so want to feed her a carrot in that first pic...horseface

#50 just a week ago she was photograhed with her kids...

Britney's not crazy, she's just lonely, desparate, depressed, cynical, maniacal, bored, charismatic, ludicriously and single and apparently...nobody will date her...but i would. For the kids you know.

#47

If you were Brit you'd then cannibalize the victims, remember you were in public, wipe the greasy fat from around your mouth on to the Gucci dress, and offer to share your kills with the rest of the captives. They'd accept out of fear Britney would go into another Satanic fit mumbling about the walls closing in and everybody out to get her.

Remember when she hosted SNL - and Morgan Tracy played a homeless man living in a sewer who wrote a song for her? Yeah, well, now she makes him seem like the sane one.

lyrics:

Little TV sets, goin' off inside my ear
Spaceman floating by
Firecracker beer
Chased a demon's lightning
Music hits your eye
Up and down the sidewalk
Take a Doo Doo Pie
I Love You

very interesting story---the young celebs are so....

YES! Awesome......today must be Christmas. And for the trifecta, can I get a little Paris fellating John Paul II's remains????? Maybe Nicole Richie seen shooting window cleaner into her womb?

Excellent day.

another thing...WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE WEAR THOSE UGLY BABY DOLL DRESSES FOR???

I'd hate to run into an umbrella wielding Britney in a dark alley.

She's completely crazy.

1st thought...bi polar.

Stop saying "why isn't she ever photographed with the kids" - most of the time, those situations look horrible, with the kids crying or about to be dropped or otherwise not being cared for properly. I don't want Britney to spend even one more minute with her kids. She needs to lose all custody and visitation rights, and then proceed with her current public nervous breakdown. Then it'll be funny. Otherwise...you just know it'll end in some horrible incident with the cops called to her house, and the kids traumatized or worse.

if this story is all true wouldnt you think that k-fed would take the kids? I dont believe most of what I read anymore since its mostly made up bull shit anyway. Im sure some is true but mostly just crap

All this story does is make me want to have sex with her that much more!

This is one arrogant fat whore who likes to play the victim. I am not falling for it. It is all her own fault that this has happened to her, she is an ugly human being
nothing more than a spoilt, worthless whore. She needs to kill hersef.

#47. She was NEVER hot. Ever. What are you smoking?

Everyone is really insulting Brit and saying she's crazy, well obviously she is, but personally I feel sorry or her, she is humiliating herself all the time and obviously needs some kind of intervention, can't they do that and send her not to a rehab but a mental home where she can get some professional help.
"There but for the grace of God go I" It could happen to anyone.

sorry, but that just seems a little exaggerated. OK, similar to sites like this one and other publications of it's kind are not exactly reputable sources. don't believe everything you read.

The main picture........
HEE-HAW HEE-HAW

She looks like a donkey.

Sounds like this chick is in a serious bi-polar downward spiral. Somebody better get her on some lithium quick. I seriously fear for her kids in the state she's in right now......

I have to say that this is just as bad as LiLo. Why do these girls feel like they have to make public asses out of themselves to attract attention? If this is what being rich or pseudofamous does to you, then NO THANKS! I prefer to stay of humble means and low profile...lol.

#62 I said that after the umbrella incident. What is sad is when she is able to realize what she has done/looked like/said: statistically, manic depressives have the highest success rate of all attempted suicides.

I heard she's changed her ways and she was helping her state get back to normal after Katrina. She's was spotted chopping down trees with those beaver teeth and building make-shift houses for those less fortunate. She was overheard saying "I'ma gonna cut down dem dare trees wit my teef"................

Even though this girl is still hot in the down stairs department, she has totally lost her marbles. I'm afraid to do her now, for fear her black widow personality will come out and kill me while before I blow my load. Damn that's cruel.
I wonder if this is all K-Fed's fault. Let see, before K-Fed Brittney was hot, fine, and cumly as hell. Now after K Fed, she's a total wacko. It's gotta be something K Fed did. Must have been all those pills he took to get an erection, when he as suffering from performance anxiety and made his semen toxic. Brittney swallowed it and now she's got the common sense of a crack addict without the crack.
Word to the wise ladies, don't do K Fed, it could happen to you, and you and you.

I'm like so buying OK! this Friday

Jesus Christ - this woman needs to be put in a straight jacket and wheeled into a padded cell. She is a total nutjob. I used to think that Kevin was the wild one - she makes him look so straight laced. I expect Justin can't believe that he ever went out with such a crazy, unhygienic, thick loser!

#75 Actually I think K-Fed really dodged the bullet on that one - I think of that scene in Matrix with K-Fed leaning backward almost to the floor as Britney flies over him and misses by an inch.

(rubbing hands together)

Now I'll get that chick to pose for my magazine. Finally! I'll have to bang her a few times and get her into the gym, but, shoot, I got her!!!!!!

So Brit brings her little dog everywhere with her now, right? That's all well and good but WHERE ARE HER KIDS??? Could she spend more time with them than her pets???

Brits is beginning to remind me of that old Twilight Zone where the aging has-been movie actress still acts and dresses like she's the star she was in her youth. And the hell of it is that Brits is only what - 25? And is acting and dressing like she did when she was 15-16. Pretty sad. Only hope sister Jamie sees all this and stays clean.

i'm starting to feel sorry for because she's mental. this girl is gonna kill herself soon...just wait and see....

everything in that story, along with the corroborating 900 previous stories, describes textbook bipolar.

This seems almost hard to believe.

Kids, don't do drugs. If you do, you could end up like this. The hillbilly/ flower child/ freak look is repulsive. Time for some better role models. This one had her ten minutes of fame, and now they're up. Time for the loony bin, BS.

ABOUT BRIT FROM DR ABBY:

PLEASE READ ::::::::::

What is bacterial vaginosis?

Bacterial vaginosis is an abnormal vaginal condition that is characterized by vaginal discharge and talking to reporters without the aid of a publicist or stylist.

The condition results from an overgrowth of normal bacteria in the vagina when it comes in contact with flamin’ hot cheetos and pure-bred dog hair.

In the past, the condition was called Gardnerella vaginitis, after the bacteria that was thought to cause the condition.
However, the new name, Brit-Brit-Bacterial-Vaginosis, reflects the recent research establishing that there are a number of species of bacteria that naturally live in and around the routinely unwashed vaginal area.

The Gardnerella organism is not the sole culprit causing the symptoms, sometimes infections are caused by cocoa soy latte contaminated fingers inbedding in the lining of a freshly shaved labia minora.

When these multiple species of bacteria become imbalanced, a woman can have a vaginal discharge that is associated with a foul odor much like when an air-tight bag of raw chicken is left in the sun.

Bacterial vaginosis is not passed by sex and is not dangerous, but it can cause disturbing symptoms:
Drinking and driving, coke binging, puppy buying, and slutty clothes wearing are just a few.

Any woman with an unusual discharge or the urge to pee in front of cameramen should be evaluated so that serious infections, such as chlamydia (SEE ALSO: Parishiltonosis) and gonorrhea, can be excluded.

"execs at OK! were debating whether to show what actually happened, fearing the photos could ruin Britney's career"

really....? "ruin" her "career"? really? at this point?

*shakes his head* Hate to admit it, but her issues make my life look grand.

the day britney realizes that the only people left 'watching' her are people like us who only do it to bash the fuck out of the girl..well then maybe that'll be the day when she goes away.

In the words of Rick James "Cocaine is a hellvah drug".

paranoia....yup...dat be coke baby...plus she wants to be skinny...with all that lard she's eating she should weight 680 pounds or 1700 stone for you British peeps (yeah ROCK ON!).

she is a bloated mess...I am just waiting for the impending arrest...it's cumming kids......*heavy breathing...and ssssssssssssigh...*

Ellie May Clampett

She's either doing meth, or a bunch of diet pills. Makes bitches crazy.

Ain't she beautiful.

new purse, right on. please leave your puppy at home where it is quiet, peaceful and not traumatic. you know, where your kids are getting a proper upbringing. home? remember that place?

OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!! Look @ the angry little piggie!

#20 - AHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
#25 - Brit only proves that Darwin was wrong and that we DON'T descend from apes. Otherwise Brit would chosen an ape for her mate, or "natural selection" would have wiped her off of the Earth long before Sean Preston came into existence. Brit is proof that God will let us live a meaningless evil life if that's what we want.
#45 - At that point would anyone really want to see that train wreck? Watching Bridget the Midget gangbanging the monstersofcock.com boys would be less cruel.
#54 - CORRECTION: Brit and her MANNY were photographed with her kids. Single parents of 6 kids are living off of welfare more independently than idiot Brit. #63 has the situation nailed down.
#78 - we've never seen anyone move that fast. Not fast enough.
#87 - that was fucking funny. Nice job.

That last pic is just simply frightening.

Like a nightmare that gets worse by the minute.

#95
Britney might have chosen an ape to mate, but even the ape found her too dumb. And natural selection is the reason we have so many dumb people, because the smart ones use contraceptives and the dumb ones do not mind having offsprings from the other dumb people.

Yeah, I'll bet it was hard on them making the decision to ruin her life and destroy their relationship with her but still it had to be done.
Not that she needs help in the crazy department but how much do you wanna bet that the thing with her eyeballs rolled back in her head also involves her sticking her tongue out and making devil horns like Reese Witherspoon in Cruel Intentions. I'll believe it when I see the video footage.

No way in hell with multiple flunkies on the set would BritBrit be cleaning up dog poop herself. It was a good story there for a while and then, just like Brit's ass, it went too far and collapsed.

56--Tracey Morgan, not vice versa

she looks like mississippi pig her neck is like a hamhock,she eat pigfoot,hoghead south,hamhock and her mom is a pimp.all of her films bombs never mad much cash.also she has not made any music for years she lip sings.ya watch when obama wins the south going get hot .brit almost killed her child twice cause she was running from the paparazzi,she drop the baby when with kfed ,the baby fell off the icebox while kfed was watchint tv.she told kfed to get a job then he got one she divorced he was wrestle the great john cena and beat john cena ass.she cusses in front of her kids and slam in the car like mississippi folks do.she proberly whoop her kids and scream at them.why is calif dhs so sorry as mississippi dhs

Where the fuck does she shop for clothes? "Trailer Parks R Us"?

redneck and karma Thy named is Britney Spears

never thought kfed would look good in comparison.
that has to be a sign of the upcoming apocalypse.

take the babies and move to france; the whores are cheaper there, and one hell of a lot classier.

i'm sorry, britney. but i have definitely reached the point where i do not give two shits about your cheeto snarfing ass.

do you know o.j. is still a "celebrety"? @ what point do people say listen you once achieve a high point in your life where you brought joy to some people ,,now youre a discrace and we will no longer take your picture...nahhhh wishful thinking,,,people will eat shit for money,,,so looke forward for the same old junks...

what a fat girl. must be nasty naked.

horse tooth jackass!!

LMAO @ #39!

Judging by some of her behavior, it seems like she's on meth, but then some of her behavior indicates heroin, what with the eyes rolling back into her head and everything. Also, people on uppers like meth *don't* order fried chicken to much on.

You know the picture of Lindsay, Britney, and Paris together in the car sometime in the past year? I think at that moment they decided to have a contest to see who could be the most pathetic in one year's time.
It's a close race, ladies. Well done!

...her sunglasses are a bit oversized...looks like she might just flap away with those ears! Hmmm, maybe I just hadn't noticed them before...off to research old scary Brit pics to confirm...Ha!!

Give Britney and Lindsay Lohan their own show together.

To get the poopies out of a dress, I find that 1 part baking soda, 2 parts warm water and a little prayer usually does the trick! I'm adding Britney to my prayer list, so that Jesis will heal her weak bladder and eye problems. God has given her an amazing platform, to show the young women of the world His plan for marriage and babies.

Blessings,
Roberta.

The more I think about it, the more I wonder why nobody has stepped in to get her help? Also, how has she not gotten arrested for drug posession yet?

Yeah I hate Brit, and yeah she's stupid. But I can't help but feel really bad for her. I don't think she's crying out for attention, I think she's seriously lost it.

Neverland Ranch, here she comes!

The bathroom breaks were for my coke, meth, oxi-cotin, I kind of like to mix them all together and snort them. I didn't mean to clean that dogshit up with that dress. The only reason I ordered chicken during the interview was that the drugs were making me crazy and I needed to eat something with grease. The 7,000 dress I stole from the show is now mine. I don't have money to buy dresses like that, and I stained it on purpose so I could keep it. So what if I'm fucked up, I'm going to kill everyone around me and myself real soon. Then you won't have to look at my ugly face.

It sounds like she is on some serious drugs! If she does not get some help real soon I am afraid that she will end up in a mental institution with a complete nervous breakdown or something! She might even end up dead!

Did anyone notice her freakish ears...what's with those.

BTW, superficial you make me laugh until I cry!!! Great stuff!!!

Would someone please take that puppy away from her!? She is probably going to fall on it..... Where is PETA when you need them?

these girl's families, her friends... she needs that
i think this year if some things don't change, she is going to be dead. like anna nicole and marylin monroe.. it's just too much they can handle and there are no role models or any REAL help! just the legal help.. stupid politics

Seems like she has been doing bumps of Ketamine

I remember being jealous of britney years ago in her hot outfits, she was so hot in 'baby one more time' jail bait to some... In her video 'slave for you' she was still hot in that red hot latex number, she did it best with a sexy yet clean image she had a fresh look beautiful blonde hair a clean look, a dancers body she was fit, healthy and seemingly dare I say at the moment, normal.

She now is this caricature a very cheap bloated version at best of what she once was. She is doing herself no favours on the pills/drugs/grog/junk food combo, she has such a bloated body and face its not a good look.

Rehab did her no favours. I believe the girl has clearly lost it. She needs to clean up her act or her singing career is in ruins and K Fed will end up having the kids with the new chicky babe he's scored.

My advice to Britney, GO ON A 6month DETOX, get off the junk food, the grog, get off all the pills, clean up your act, spend time with your kids and sort your health looks and life out. Grow your own hair or sack your hair extension artist as walking around with dead animals is shit. Dark hair is not good for her

I hear a lot of people criticizing magazine's for treating young, partying celebrities like "innocent dalrings" or whatever. Maybe I'm not seeing the same articles. I think ,in general, magazines, television, other media outlets and all the folks who post their own citical comments need to realize that these are young people first and foremost and deserve a little credit. I know plenty of people who indulged in drugs/alcohol when they were young, let alone young and wealthy. I would guess that Britney, Lindsay and the like probably feel like "back the %&^&* off and mind your own business", and rightfully they might

shame give the girl a break!!! it's probally just a difficult time 4 Brit... I mean she WAS after all married 2 a ASS!!! don't you guys agree

britney what the hell happend???? I USED 2 actully liked you!!! and gEnA I do agree but still BRIT.............................................

britney what the hell happend???? I USED 2 actully liked you!!! and gEnA I do agree but still BRIT.............................................

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