Jul 16 2007Britney Spears blends in

man i wish i had a wig like that.

first?

You all just hate her because she has a vagina!!!

'cuz I do.

I wish I had a vagina (beside the one I keep in a jar in my fridge).

She's actually holding that pack of cigarettes more carefully than the dog.

Only she would get a Yorkie and name it London...

she's just sad

Hmmmm, I love animals, don't get me wrong.

But something tells me she should stop buying pets and focus on the children that she so responsibly brought into this world.

...just a thought

From what I've seen this waste of space hillbilly has a little too much cootch #2

I'm sick of celebrities treating animals like accessories.
Who wants to bet that after it starts to get bigger we'll never see that dog again.

*sigh of disgust*

This outfit is missing her fab gold purse, what the hell was she thinking leave the house without it!!

sad is the Yorkie who's life depends on Britney Spears.

Whoa...this is just...whoa...I don't know, I think I'd like this story and the pictures a whole lot better if her kids had already been taken away from her.

Now's the time to lock her up, because pretty soon she's going to start shaving things, breaking into hotels, wearing other girls' bikinis, and attacking with her umbrella. It's like she becomes a cross between Barbie and The Penguin as played by Danny DeVito.

Jesus, look how she's holding the dog in the 5th picture. What an asshole.

Judging from these pics I'd say it's only a couple of days before she enters a treatment facility for mental disorders.

You heard it here first y'all

I guess she's tired of her kids now...she'll get tired of the pets too...what a total loser!

Jesus....look at the way shes holding it? Just like a pack of smokes!

AW haaay y'all I jus' needed sumpin' to LOVE meh! $3,000 is a good price fer luvin'...for that much money the doggy has to love meh. It jos' has tooo. Effin' it don't tho...I can jos' have et cooked up fer supper.

does she have to do the cooking by the book, too?

That poor f*cking dog.

Bern you homo thug.. you and Veggi should go and make sweet monkey butt love already.

When did that little girl from "Lazy Town" get so fat and dumpy and start smoking and abusing small animals? I don't know if she's such a great role model for 4 year-olds anymore...They might cry if they see her holding that poor little puppy that way...and her brown hair showing underneath the wig...classy...

Awww - poor, pouty, pinkheaded Britney. She looks like she just got rejected by the casting director of a Luc Besson film because of her weight.

She fucking looks like that chick from the children's cartoon show, Lazy Town.

nice saggie baggies
WEAR a bra for chizzle's sake

i feel soo bad for that dog.. look how she holds it - no wonder she almost dumped her kid on the ground..

just because you have money does not mean you should reproduce.. ex: mr. & mrs. hilton

COW

btw i'd totally punch her in the head if she walked by me with that stupid pink wig..

Is she carrying the Yorkie on her head?Or is it the tiny creature which she's holding like it's her lunch for later?

She's fat.

Why is anyone surprised by anything that she does anymore?

Yorkies are yummy in gumbo. I doubt she'll be cooking it herself, that's probably a job for her porno-manny ("why does everything taste salty???"). But for sure this is the last time we'll see our little puppy. Talk about doing a slow boil...

Oh, please...someone shoot her!

Her boob looks like it is going to sag right off. Jesus. What happened to this whore? I'm pretty sure she used to be cute ...

The dog is ADORABLE.
She is holding it like it's a stuffed toy though.
Geeezusss.

To #30 -> Fat? Wtf man she's not even near fat, get off your crack man. Even though she's pretty trashy for the past couple years, she's still got a pretty smokin body and I'd fork the snot out of her.

I can't believe she's carrying that tiny puppy like that! Did she mistake it for a purse the way she's swinging it around in pic #5? I bet that pup feels really secure being carried like that, damn her hillbilly hide. Why am I surprised though, she doesn't carry her kids any more securely or carefully.

She is disgusting.

that poor dog has no chance in hell for survival. btw, what happened to the bird?

She is so fucking mentally ill. Jesus, why won't anyone take her kids away? I am so sick of seeing this nut job out roaming free.

I suggest everyone call in child protective services with anonymous tips about this horrible excuse for a parent.

WOW! talk about going off in the deep end!!!
just when you think you might have seen it all.
i'm in complete shock!
she needs to go back home in Louisiana to mama and get her head straight cause she will never get it back in L.A.
i'm sure her kids would thank her 20 years from now.

I'll bet the parakeet she bought two weeks ago is already a goner.

No Danny's right she's fat.

Some people's fat is really rolly and doughy and other people's fat is more solid. She is a solid chunk of fat mixed with crazy.

She's carrying that dog like a bag of half eaten Cheetos

that cow needs to holster those utters!

NASTY!

Brit: "I bought myself a parrot.... It talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died."

@34 Bern, I dominate your blog! Thanks for like the third shoutout in a week. I feel so loved.

I agree about ESPN, too. Totally gay.

I had a doll that looked like that in the 80's--only skinnier with smoother skin.
I want to be a celebrity so that I can hire someone to watch my kids while I take my toy dog out in public instead! My dog wouldn't even taste that little Yorkie going down (his throat as he ate it for a snack! you nasty pervs)!

When I do my first porno -- I wanna look just like her!

The pink wig makes her look like a sheepdog.. her judgement just gets better and better. Fish, would you do a composite of her wearing the wig, wielding an umbrella, dropping her child and leaving the dog on the roof? Oh, yeah, make sure the clothes are 3 sizes too small and came off a waitress.

poor f%#&^ng dog is right. every time i see her i think, "Stay the hell home and regroup!" dragging your sweatpants all over the streets of L.A. is almost as bad as walking barefoot in the john. child, get some help.

@45- nice.

She's a fat disgusting mess. But I'm giving serious thought to fucking that dog

i found the pic missing from the series.

@12 & 38
Even Charles Darwin couldn't have imagined that natural selection would someday apply to celebrity pet adoptions.

Maybe if Brittney move to a nunnery in Norh Dakota the paparazzi would not find her. She isn't smart enough to hide in LA. Also why doesn't PETA do something to stop this girl from buying pets?

Why doesn´t she ever wares a bra !!!!!??????

Can somebody tell her that she REALLY needs to start wearing one, come on shitney!!!!U R no longer 16!!!!!!!!!

If she wasnt a nutso, psycho, bald chick, and freakish redneck hillbillie with two bastard children and a never was as a husband.....

I would so do her.....lol

that fake hair is a good look for her, it covers her fat ugly head..............

She shoulda named it "Peppermint Patty" because it's her next snack.

She is the trashiest thing alive.

Pretty convinced now that her body will NEVER again look like it did pre-Federline.

So she's had this dog for like 3 days, and yet we've already seen more pictures of her holding and loving and taking the taking the dog out in public then we've seen of her with her kid, err, kids...how many kids does she have hidden away? She does still have kids, right? Or did she return them already?

I kinda wish she would just get over it and embrace her short hair. There's plenty of girls with pixy hair cuts that looks cute. Its like she need that long hair just to hide behind.

With the addition of the pink wig, she now has all the pieces in her closet to put together one hell of a rodeo clown costume.

That is just depressing. All of it. The fat stomach, the saggy tits, the sweats, the wig, the poor little dog. And she has the worst taste in sunglasses ever. She has all that money but she always looks like she bough her shades at a state fair or a truck stop. I don't even know what to say about her anymore. I kinda wish she would either get it together or retire and go into hiding.

63- I agree. She's no Natalie Portman, but she'd still look a million times better with short, real hair then those nast wigs and extensions!

Crazy fucking kook.

someone needs to tell her after you have two children and breastfeed them, it is time to start wearing a bra like ALL the time.

Why does she always look like she just ate a machete?

I'm so sick of no celebs bothering to help shelter dogs, apparently only adopting babies is chic...

I hate to admit this but... her body's actually looking kinda good.

What a cute puppy!

I want to petition for custody of London!

This chick's a mom? Can she be any more obvious? Ya know, I'd really like to see her hair, it probably looks great. BTW, I can get a Yorkie for half that price (shoot!)

Her boobs sadly, are looking pendulous to say the least.

Hey Victor, why don't you go find out if her carpet matches her curtains. You're the only one around here bold enough (or stupid enough) to want to shag this hag.

When is someone going to literally throw her under the bus? The "non-stop, cross-town, driving in the carpool lane" one.

She looks "special" in the first picture! (No offense to special people everywhere).

#63,

Right on. I have almost a fetish for pixie cuts, and there are a lot of famous broads who look way better with short hair.

Halle Berry is someone who should never, ever have long hair. Diane Lane looked fucking amazing when she cut hers off. Janine Turner became completely uninteresting when she grew hers out.

And, I think I'm one of the only people in the world who thought Keri Russell looked 100 times better when she cut her hair off and set the entertainment world ablaze, but I stand by that assessment.

It can be a really sophisticated look, and it shows off the feminine neck, ears, and jawline. Britney could be one of the people who could benefit from that look.

Okay, this is officially the gayest shit I've ever posted.

WEDDING RING on ring finger.

She has become one of those troll dolls which is entirely appropriate.

Bailando?

THIS WHITE TRASH CUNT NEEDS TO BE ADOPTING UNLOVED SHELTER ANIMALS WHO ARE HEADING TO THE GAS CHAMBER EVERY DAY.

FAT SMELLY SWEATY SWAMP CUNT.

Why the heck is she holding the puppy like that?? what a freak

i really like that wig.

Someone in California, please teach that girl how to hold a puppy!

Ya know, I gotta say, I like this wig better than any she's had yet. True, she's not wearing it right and in some of the pictures, she looks like one of the Ramones, but for some reason, the pink wig doesn't offend me terribly.

The saggy-looking boobs, on the other hand... that shit ain't right. It's called support, Britney. Get some.

She isn't bald anymore!! Why is she wearing the stupid wigs still???? She could sport a short look?

Another dog, good lord. Why can't we sterilize people like her and ban them from petstore?! Take care of youself bitch, fix that then try to take care of other living things. Start small with a fucking plant!

lokking closely at her face... realizing she's actually really ugly.

yes, I said it, and mean it.. u g l y !

Is that Stephanie girl from Lazy Town?...

Damn, WWSD? (what would Spartacus do?)

WOW, this is scary!

She looks like one of those killer clowns in my nightmares.

OMG at first I thought the dog was a purse or something. Then I realized it was actually a small living creature. WTF?! Someone fucking take these animals and children away from her!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING TRICYCLE.

wow, I came to comment on the way she's carrying that poor dog, and how the braless look just doesnt work for her but I see everyone else has it covered...lol
I'll only actually be surprised now if she manages to get custody of those poor kids and if that poor puppy survives...

it blows my mind that she's 25 years old. ive seen 50 year olds who look better.

I've seen cracked out street hookers display a classier behavior. The pink wig is so played out by now I don't even consider it a Holloweeen costume. Every girl I know has one sitting in her closet.

She's a fat whore. Her legs are like tree trunks and she has a linebackers neck.
She is an animal abusing fucking bitch, I can't wait for this whore to die, she is worthless.
Someone kill her please.

Bozo the fuckin clown

with a fatt ztomach

and no kidz..her dog

haz now become her kid..

zince when waz a dog more

important then a kid?

ztill drezzing like a

clown..ugly fucker☻

It really is amazing that in Hollywood people don't think you are mentally ill if you have money. Anywhere else in the world, this retard would be getting psychiatric help. She probably thinks there is nothing wrong with her. I feel sorry for her dog. It looks like her puppy already has vertigo or some terrible mental condition from the way she is carrying him. I hope he pukes all over her! I've seen maids in LA carry dirty, filthy cleaning rags with more care. Hopefully, she will be smart enough to take the puppy to a therapist to be treated for all the mental distress she has caused him.

I honestly don't understand how her kids haven't died yet after seeing the way she "cares" for the dog.

What the hell is wrong with this woman?? Can't she afford a pet carrier?? I feel so bad for this dog, being toted by its midsection across parking lots - that's fabulous for puppies, really. I'd like to think she treats her kids better, but I wouldn't be surprised to see them in the same position.

that bitch is crazy......y'all

yea, hold that coffee
and zmokez real tight

bitch, love that dog
U don't even know

but seemz to be above
the kidz already

Y aren't U a mother?
wtf iz your problem?

are U mental?
hell yez...

lookz like K=fed
did a number on your azz

guezz what bitch...your
gettin yourz...breaking

up K=fedz family with Char
don't know her, but like her

way more than your stupidazz,
can't wait till your kidz

grow up, coz U know how they
zay that your kidz will give

you twice the zhit U gave your
mom, hopefully, they'll find

a loaded gun and blow your
ztupid fuckin brainz out

yea, I hope I live to zee
the day, they pay U back

for being zuck a fuckup to
them, bitch....

#48, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO.

#11 HARDY HAR HAR HARRRR! That made me laugh my arse off...

i feel physically ill looking at the careless way in which she holds that poor puppy....bitch needs to have her pets and her kids taken away from her

Ya blend in like white trash

nice belly

a new reality show skankytown
brit
paris
linseyL
& maybe that kim ass broad
locked in a house for 1month

Can you say choo choo cause all I see is a train wreck.

Didn´t she ALSO buy a couple chihuahuas while in rehab???? uh oh...I think I know why her pets "dissapear"...Somebody needs to let this girl you don´t make hot dogs out of real dogs...I´m sure London will be served sometime this week with ketchup, onions, extra mustard and kitten fries on a side

@68: AS IF she actually breastfed those kids... But, unfortunately, breasts will sag anyway, breastfeeding or not, pregnancy will do that just fine on its own. *sigh*

I can't even look at these pictures and the way she's holding that poor dog without wincing.
Seriously, Britney, get a life. What you're doing is called animal-hoarding and classifies as a serious mental disorder. Get help.

I bet it took that dog 5 minutes to completely hate Brit.

Those tits will be around her ankles in about a year.

my friend was having this funny conversation with me about all of these whory, idiotic stars. check out our conversation and let me know what you think. http://www.mypetpeeves.com/plog/index.php/archives/2434

Hey, her hair is almost as long as Kfed's now!How precious. She sure does look hideous; but then thats nothing new. And another "designer" pet?! I fricken hate people that do that; paying exorbitant amounts of money for the same type of dog/cat they can get at their local pound or shelter. They could save a life. But instead they're selfish, superficial and materialistic! Makes me think even less of Britney now. Blech.

Why is she carrying her dog like that?

I just hate this hick.

Put down the, beverage, phone, blackberry, smokes, purse and carry your dog with a little respect there, miss!

jeebus tap dancing christ.She needs a lifetime ban from petco.

btw, in the 1st pic, she looks like a sad, failed little clown thats been chugging old grandad whiskey all day.

#41--I was thinking the same thing. What a bitch. And fuck the assholes who sell her animals in the first place. I see Britney enter a pet store, I'd Mace her on principle.

Why can't she put her crap in her nasty purse? She's always carrying around her phone, cigarettes, and CDS. Put them in your skanky purse! Maybe then she could hold the puppie correctly.

Stop selling this woman pet!. If the way she takes care of her children is any indication, they'll only end up abandoned somewhere living off of a diet of Cheetos crumbs, Diet Tab and Newports. It's at the point now where I don't think she's even buying them as pets. She probably eats them or sacrifices them to whatever dark power made her retarded hillybill ass famous in the first place.

When is someone close to her going to clue her in? Jesus! Take your money and your kids and move back to Louisiana, your career is over and you are just a laughingstock now.

When this new CD of hers completely tanks, I cringe to think of what she's going to do to keep her name in the news. It's not going to be pretty.

More celebrities should adopt dogs instead of buying “trendy” puppies at pet stores. Most of the dogs sold at pet stores come from puppy mills, where the dogs are bred again and again and treated like machines. Britney should read today's blog from The Humane Society of the United States at http://waynepacelle.org.

MY GOD....That is NOT how you hold a puppy! And where the FUCK are her kids????????

That poor dog, she holds it like it's a cellphone or can of Red Bull. Good going, hillbilly mutant, as usual, doing something stupid. Going to dance practise? You're just living in a fantasy, along with that hot Barbie pink hair you're wearing. All ten of your fans grew up and got better taste in music. Go home and raise the kids..and do the dog a favor, give it to someone who actually knows how to treat it right.

Why is everybody bitching about Britney carrying her dog the wrong way, and why the shouts about her getting a pet carrier? The bottom line, to me, is that the pooch has four fucking legs and I'm damn sure it'd be much happier strolling around on its own.
I hate this fucking brat mentality (we have it here in Sweden too, mind you) of strutting around with a dog in a fucking designer bag. Arrrgh! Morons!

poor dog.

someone should seriously just kill britney spears already

" I got my here purse, an smokes, an that thar coffee thingy, an now my critter..yeehaw..lets head over to the cement pond y'all....them younguns ah mine is doing just fine locked up back in that thar motel room of mine...I left em some Cheetos and Red Bull fer their vittles..."

Reply to #123.
I agree that dogs have legs and can walk....but that puppy looks too young to be weaned...so he´s not old enough to be fully vaccinated.

Why the HELL is is getting ANOTHER dog if she can´t even take care of her kids!?!?

As if THAT needs to be dragging her kids around. God help them!!!!!

God, if she isn't the definition to "retarded", I don't know what is.

Shes just oh so crazy

The way she's holding that dog is horrible! She shouldn't be allowed to own any living creature!

Wow. She looks just like that pink-haired little girl that hangs out with Sportacus on "Lazytown". Now THAT'S a scary show -- Brit Brit needs to rethink her look. It's already taken.

God, kill the dog ten second after you buy him, why don't you?! Stupid digusting psycho bitch.
Ughh, can't she just kill herself already.

Lah-Yay-Yay!:

I believe the lovely miss Spears is too bonkers to be suicidal. Shame.

The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.

But, do they not have children, daughterss wives husbands?

Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?

If their child came home one day and said "daddy, I'm being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair" would they reply.. "yes well you deserve it"

I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, becuase you probably helped cuase some of it

#132 annie,

I LOVE Sportacus. He could do one handed push-ups over my cooch anytime. Grrrrr!

Except for the funny Simon Lagree moustache.

Brit,
Honestly, you fell so far, hon. You look like TRASH. You really need a life coach as well as an image counselor.
I feel very sorry for you. Its not to late to get back on the map!
Stop acting like a hillybilly celebrity......maybe you have too much louisianna in you???

bitch, I dont care much about her but I cant stand anyone that cares for dogs that way. Why the hell does she still have her kids??

#5 - I was just thinking the same thing. In one of the pics, she is holding the little thing so far away from her, it almost looks like she is going to throw it. If she dropped it, I'm sure since it is so tiny, it would injured pretty severly.

#10 - I believe that is a teacup Yorkie. if that is a teacup, that is about the biggest it will get. MAYBE a little bit bigger.

I think she should be banned from getting anything else that is living. She can't even take care of her boys, what makes her think she can take care of a bird & a dog?

im sure you all l totally have your shit together all the time, given that im sure most of you actually have a clue as to what its like to live life as a celebrity. And im sure you all are so beautiful , ill bet none of you are overweight or ugly or have self esteem issues, and ill bet your smart ass mouths have gotten you really far in this life. Maybe shes lost in life, but none of you losers can say youve gotten half as far as she has, so when you wanna talk about a worthless human being, look in the mirror. your the kind of jerks who drive people to insanity. give the girl a break and worry about your own perfect lives.

Actually, I am 5'8 and a half, 138 lbs. Just to prove not everyone on this site is a "fat ass."

Britney just disgusts me. She doesn't have to look perfect all the time but she usually looks just so damned EWwwwwwwwwwwwWWW!!!

That stu[id lazey bitch gets paid for being a lowlife trailor trash whore whaile people in this counrty working there asses off to put food on the tabel!!!
And when she tried to make the comeback
GODDD
she shoudlnt have even thought about it
god
she should have her money taken away and then i wounder how crazy she'll really be