Jul 5 2007Ashley Tisdale is still really famous
I still don't know who Ashley Tisdale is, but she's still in Hawaii wearing bikinis and that's good enough for me. Although it's freaking me out that she's 22-year-old and somehow manages to look 12. I'd suggest a time machine, but everybody knows the only use for a time machine is to go back in time and capture a Brontosaurus. "Ferrari, eh? Pretty nice ride. STOMP!"

Reader Comments
1. veggi - July 5, 2007 3:35 PM
another compelling story. jesus.
2. veggi - July 5, 2007 3:37 PM
I'm outta here, so veggi troll, troll on you stupid finger in the ass fetished fucking weirdo.
3. joflo - July 5, 2007 3:37 PM
so stop posting things about her then!!
4. Thatcher - July 5, 2007 3:37 PM
She's another stupid American girl. They're all the same. Ugly, blonde and dumb.
America is the laughing stock of the entire world. American girls aren't as cultured as European girls.
Americans are stupid. I'd be glad if they got blown up by China.
Fuck America. :)
xoxoxo
5. alishia - July 5, 2007 3:37 PM
i want that body
6. Thatcher - July 5, 2007 3:40 PM
Why are Americans so fucking fat?
They're nothing but fat sacks of shit!!!!
7. Jimbo - July 5, 2007 3:41 PM
Wow! They say every guy has a hidden pedo fantasy, and this chick is perfect for it (without getting arrested)
8. Penis Mightier - July 5, 2007 3:41 PM
At least American girls bathe and shave their pits you useless European pig.
PS Canada rocks!
9. jrzmommy - July 5, 2007 3:41 PM
Trouble maker in aisle 5!
10. edan - July 5, 2007 3:42 PM
Listen, I understand it's nice to have an ass. I like having an ass. Most days it's pretty good to me. But just for like, a week maybe, I would like to have a tiny little non-ass like that. *Sigh*
Lookit her little curveless body. Think of the cute clothes I could wear!!
11. Thatcher - July 5, 2007 3:45 PM
American women use left over bacon fat from their greasy dinners to help shave their flabby under-arms.
And by 'bathing', they just sweat a lot after eating a lot of KFC. That's good enough for them. Then they get stuck reading the literature on the packaging. "Hey Ma, what does ree-cyyy-cleee mean?"
LOL! Get an education you stupid American fuckhead. Go shoot yourself in the head.
12. Jimbo - July 5, 2007 3:47 PM
veggi don't go! Don't let the troll drive you away. Stay and hang out with me! We'll ignore the fuckin troll
13. Italian Stallion - July 5, 2007 3:49 PM
For some reason I'm in the mood for fruit stripes gum.........
When are you guys going to realize the Thatcher doucebag is an american just trying to get everyone all pissed off so it has someone to talk to. Ignore the stupid fucker and it will go away............
14. katelynn - July 5, 2007 3:50 PM
ummm....european women do bathe and shave. who told you that they didn't?
seriously, some people need to get out of their own country a little more often
15. Penis Mightier - July 5, 2007 3:50 PM
11: based on your username you must a a Brit-wit which gives you absolutely nothing to hold above any other country in the world. Brits are pale and rotten toothed, and quite possibly the ugliest peeps on the planet. Go watch Harry Potter and sip some tea.
16. shoshanna - July 5, 2007 3:52 PM
THATCHER U AN IDIOT. MMHMMM! KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
america kicks europes ass we might not be the best countrie in the world but we at least have brains
17. Vicky___uy - July 5, 2007 3:54 PM
ok ... so the European guy is right about american girls being all blond and stupid. Im Uruguayan and waaay hotter than her, but brunet.
About that girl Ashley, actually she´s kinda famous, that movie was kinda a big success, even here in Uruguay.
18. lalalalaaaa - July 5, 2007 3:54 PM
no. 14
its called a joke. its a known joke around the world that european women dont bath and shave. its got nothing to do with being american and not getting out and exploring. im south african and i know that little saying!
19. Thatcher - July 5, 2007 3:54 PM
LOL!
An fat Yank think he knows about countries outside of his own shithole. How novel.
"Penis Mightier", please go fuck yourself, you worthless American slab of shit. :)
Pale faced and rotten toothed? You've been reading too many fantasy novels. How about you skip a few Burger King drive-thru meals with your obese family...save up for a plane ticket...and actually visit somewhere outside of your squalid little asshole-country?
Thanks.
xoxoxoxoxox
20. lalalalaaaa - July 5, 2007 3:55 PM
haha - yes why do brit have yellow teeth! i have always wondered.....
21. lalalalaaaa - July 5, 2007 3:56 PM
haha - yes why do brits have yellow teeth! i have always wondered.....
22. Penis Mightier - July 5, 2007 3:56 PM
Actually I'm British and its totally true. I Haven't bathed since 1996 when I got caught in a downpour....even then it was unintentional.
23. katelynn - July 5, 2007 3:56 PM
well they do shave and shower. i've met more unclean americans with bad teeth and smells than unclean europeans.
And I'm american!!!
24. euro - July 5, 2007 3:56 PM
Thatcher isn't British. He's obviously Italian. Any time you see some dumb hairy monkey trying to start shit, it's always an Italian. Chimps of the Continent.
25. lol - July 5, 2007 3:58 PM
americans actually are fat and stupid.
they have a lower IQ average than Europe and Japan and higher obesity rates
sorry, statistics.
Japan rawks =^.^=
26. thai girl - July 5, 2007 3:59 PM
sorry i have to agree with what is being said, the americans that visit here are always loud, rude and obnoxious
27. Italian Stallion - July 5, 2007 4:02 PM
@24 You got us mixed up with the blacks.....
28. Texas Tranny - July 5, 2007 4:03 PM
@26...That's just because they are looking for the 14 year-old Thai T-Girls to fuck. Some of the best looking trannies are form Thailand. Yummy
29. lambman - July 5, 2007 4:07 PM
still fugly
30. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - July 5, 2007 4:09 PM
Ahh I see Thatcher is back. Even if he didn't identify himself as an inbred limey fuck you'd still be able to tell. Nice syntax mate, the British education system has really done you well. Where is the good old IRA when you need them anyway? I remember when I was in the forces and we would kick the shit out of any pussyfied brit we could find. It always felt so good putting my boot into a mouth full of knarly, fucked up teeth. I mean we were really doing them a favour right? Stupid twits can't even run a subway without crashing it. Nice work you porridge eating fucktards.
31. Vickiiii - July 5, 2007 4:13 PM
@24 you racist dumbass!!!!!! those comments are not even funny at all...
You r really fucked up.... probably some black guy fucked you in the ass when you were little and it left you traumatize for life, plus .. You probably don´t have anything of stallion ...
fucking retard .....
32. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - July 5, 2007 4:13 PM
#25 the only thing Japan is good for is a nuclear testing range. Read any good rape comix lately? That's one twisted, overcrowded, poluted country your rocking there. I can hardly wait until China comes looking for revenge. that's gonna be sweet.
33. Vickiiii - July 5, 2007 4:14 PM
sorry .. it was fot @27
34. Thatcher - July 5, 2007 4:15 PM
LOL! Someone who was in the "forces" is now doing the gay guy sport of reading celebrity gossip blogs. LOL! What a fucking loser. I hope #30 was severely raped as a little boy and memories of his abuse make him piss his sweaty pants as an adult.
But he's probably Irish - which would explain a lot. I forget how many guns the IRA has now. Is it 12? 8? I'm sure I could count it all on my fingers and toes. Fucking Irish should've starved to death in their potato famine, the fucking inbred wankers. LOL
All Ireland ever was was England's lap-dog. Conquered, conquered, and conquered again. Do you know why? Because they're all stupid, redneck farmers who can't even spell 'Ireland' without a dictionary at hand. If #30 is Irish, I hope his entire family drown in the Irish sea, and their shabby unwashed bodies float down the Thames and get stuck in a sewage pipe.
I'm still laughing at Americans. One of them said 'countrie'. LMAO.
And now the wannabe Irish join in! What a fucking joke. Ireland...the asshole of the world! Can't even settle their own country. LMFAO.
35. tokyiyana - July 5, 2007 4:17 PM
don't diss japan you stupid american asshole :)
it's true that japanese have higher IQs than Americans. wanna talk about pollution? visit LA some time.
36. robin - July 5, 2007 4:19 PM
she's a hoot on "Suite Life with Zack and Cdoy" in the Disney Channel. How do I know? I have an eight year old.
37. henrietta - July 5, 2007 4:21 PM
that girl is hot.
p.s. @#30 the racist asshole....knarly isn't a word ;)
38. Italian Stallion - July 5, 2007 4:25 PM
@31 Sorry, you must be black. Not because you got upset at my comment, but because you type in ebonics. Pick up an English book and read it, coon.....
39. jrzmommy - July 5, 2007 4:27 PM
I like it how when someone makes a joke about a country, suddenly, out of fucking no where, there are 10 new commenters who just happen to be from that country. Like the "Japanese" person in 35.
40. Ooba Gooba - July 5, 2007 4:31 PM
Hey Thatcher:
We have much better weather than you do.
We win.
41. Jimbo - July 5, 2007 4:41 PM
Japeanese girls are hairy and have flat asses (so, two moons, counting the face). If it weren't for bukkake there'd be no reason for them to live.
42. wanky - July 5, 2007 5:02 PM
IF YOU GUYS KEEP REPLYING TO THATCHER'S COMMENTS, HE'S JUST GOING TO KEEP GOING ON WITH IS RANT!
lol and since when did hair color have something to do with intelligence??? some people are really fucking stupid...especially Vicky___uy....i doubt you look anything better than rosie o'donnel bitch! ahah
43. Danklin24 - July 5, 2007 9:50 PM
who'd have thought this chick would have a really cute ass. Its so tiny and tight. I'd bang the hell out of her.
44. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 5, 2007 9:54 PM
#26=bitch:
would U like 2 know Y
Americanz R zo loud and
obnoxiouz? Let me tell U,
ztupidbitch..We R not
COMMUNIZTZ yet, azzdick.
We fuckin zay what we want
to..we don't worry about
our Royal Hy=nezz cutting
off our fuckin headz like
your Royalz do. Itz called,
FREEDOM OF FUCKING ZPEECH...
fuckin: mark and remember bitch☺☺☻↓
45. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 5, 2007 10:00 PM
Mia=U have been
Missing in action
for awhile now...
I'm guessing that
U r the bitch thatz
acting like the
Foreignerz that R
hating uz...yea, itz
U, bitchZatanFucker☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
46. Fuk - July 5, 2007 10:56 PM
I guess it's a matter of taste. Japanese people think American girls are fat, but I tend to think those girls look malnourished and bow-legged.
47. Danielle - July 6, 2007 1:24 AM
Well I'm glad no one has bashed Canadian women yet...
Fire away Thatcher.
48. Fat Tabby - July 6, 2007 4:29 AM
#47- If it's regarding Canadians being American Junior or says "Where is Canada? Is that in (insert totally different continent)?" then I'll definitely be impressed.
49. metaphor - July 6, 2007 5:36 AM
Yeah Yeah all blonds are stupid, European women don't shave, Americans are loud and obnoxious.
I think you guys are actually living in a cliche.
Ok I don't know what that means either, but it sounds right.
50. rory - July 6, 2007 5:47 AM
i hate her
51. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 7, 2007 11:27 AM
zo ugly and if
zhe waz cute, zhe'd
have a famouz boyfriend
and not zome dork with
no abz.☻
52. Alexandre Demolay - July 7, 2007 4:12 PM
Sou brasileiro ,te acho muita linda ...
53. Courtney - July 8, 2007 4:16 PM
Ashley Tisdale is beautiful, shes not just another dumb american blonde, she has accomplished more then most of you will ever do in a life time. So what if people dont know who she is, she has only been in a movie over 36 million people have seen. Its not fair to her how people post things up and asume things. If she is so "dumb" I dont think she would have donated a few thousand to the breast cancer compain and got others to join her with "think pink". Its quite sad how she cant enjoy a vacation and have the meida snaping pictures at her all the time and then making fun of her. I dont think you guys would enjoy it too much if you were her.
She is pretty famous, even if it is Disney, Disney is more famous then we will ever be.
She has a cd out that was in the number 10's on the canadian top sellers over her for weeks. High School Musical is a top seller over here too. And alot of my friends said that Ashley was what made the movie so great, because she played a charcter that is nothing like her and she did a awesome job.
So before you all deside to make fun of someone or anything. Think of how you would feel if there was rumors in magizines and on sites about you. And I hope karma gets all of you people who are saying things about Ashley. Its ok if you dont like her, but if you post it somewhere on a site, theres going to be some pissed off Ashley Tisdale fans flipping out at you.
54. Iman - July 9, 2007 10:03 PM
omg everyone here is either racist dumb or dumb and racist this is horrible first of all ashley tisdale is Jewish and has dark curly hair she dyed it for the suite life of zack and cody! And second Jared is not black or italian so shut the freak up! SHE IS NOT FAT! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN BUT GOD DIDN'T MAKE ANOREXICS! And I have to go I think my IQ is dropping by the second.
55. HAHA - July 10, 2007 10:06 AM
you don't know her? then why are you posting her picture or commenting on her... LIAR
56. bethany - July 26, 2007 8:48 AM
ashley tisdale is the best super modle and u lot thinks shes dumb but she isthe best celebrity ever thank u courtney because u think she is very nice and she is
57. Courtney - July 31, 2007 3:36 PM
Thanks Bethany:P
58. Patricia - August 26, 2007 8:55 AM
I agree with Courtney .
Ashley tisdale is gorgeous !!!
She has got a lot of sucess , her musics are very cool .
I think she is very cute .
59. Brad - September 29, 2007 7:10 AM
The sad thing about this is that some of the people in here would be serious about the racist comments they are saying.
Oh yes! Let's show our IQ level by stereotyping whole countries! Because, people who live in a areas as large as countries are all the same!
Luckily, the younger generation is being shown that racism is looked down upon, and are becoming much more understanding of other cultures.
Back to the subject ... Ashley Tisdale is a really good actor, she does a great job in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. And, even though I'm personally not into the whole 'tall blond' type of girls, I must say, she is really gorgeous ( by the way, I’m 17, so I’m not some creepy old guy =P).
PS. Asian women are really attractive ^^ … I hope to visit Japan some day, I’ve made a lot of friends from there
P.P.S @BlohansDeviatedSeptum, porridge is awesome … I’m going to go have some now =]
Bradley J.
Victoria, Australia.
60. evashley - March 6, 2008 3:57 AM
I agree with Courtney . I'am ASHLEY TISDALE BIG FANS ! Ashley Tisdale is a smart woman . she is a multi-talented woman . I think everyone must read her biography before u said SHE IS BAD ! If you hate her , why you collect her picture ?
61. john - October 27, 2008 7:03 PM
Her ass is so nice!
62. john - October 27, 2008 7:03 PM
Her ass is so nice!
63. john - October 27, 2008 7:03 PM
Her ass is so nice!
64. homiekilla82 - March 17, 2009 1:47 PM
you know something Thatcher. Are girls might have some fat on them at less are girls don't look like my ass taking a shit or have pit hair or hair on there lag's come on now you know us Americans have the most gorgeous girls on god's green earth and this girl Ashley tisdale is just a taste of are beautiful
65. 32gb ssd - January 4, 2010 12:49 AM
she still look the same always but she got blonde hair now but she play on zack and cody cartoon it call the disney channel but she play good in thier but my little cousins watch it all the time