Jul 26 2007Ali Lohan speaks out against dad

lol. finally!

first...bitches..suck on that!

remy..well actually..:]

she'll be in jail by age 17

The world needs to rid itself of all things "Lohan". It would be such a better place.

Ok..if it make you dumb ass editors feel good..talking about a 13 year old...then you know...you are some fucked up people...the important thing is make sure that your dumb ass children know how to spell themselves!
your kids probably flunked out of high school...because you was too stupid to teach them shit! raise up off of a 13 year old......small balls, and dried up pink pussies!

Thic ic co cad
Breakc my heart to realize
How patheti(?)k
Our cyctem
Hac bcum

what is "souporting" - maybe the mother should have put them through school .. fucking idiot family.. cant wait till this dip goes bankrupt and we never have to hear about her lame coke habit again.. fuck hollywood!

Spoken like a true crack whore.

Ali Lohan writes about as well as the Superficial guy.

she is 13....she is not a crack whore...like your mother...go wash your ass whore...and don't take your famous whore baths that you are used to!

unfortunately, even tho I hate his site, Perez Hilton covered this already so I'll wait for the next bit of news.

Ali Lohan is an ass.

I wonder if Dina has Ali hooked on the snow yet. Poor kid, she doesn't stand a chance. They might as well make an advance reservation for her at Promises right now.

I would bang Ali Lohan and I'm 25

I would bang Ali Lohan and I'm 25

She's freakin' thirteen years old, how can you even say shit about her? I understand that she missspelled two words in about 150, who really gives a shit? superlamefish,
WHERE IS THE GOOD STUFF?? YOU ARE SO BORING LET'S GET SOME INTERESTING INFO ON THIS SITE!

Fuck that little cunt.

Just kidding. She's just a kid. And her family sucks. Poor thing.

Wow I just read that crap, she is 13 and can't spell ? damn isn't Lindsay sending them to the Best Schools ? I think they all must have that retard disease, probably because their mother and father were drunk at conception

There is a perfect place on earth for people such as this...

A Turkish prison.

Hey, take that sorry ass "Daddy" with you too.

what was the point of her writing this? [horribly, i might add....].......it's not like anyone's going to take this seriously.

These chics should do the world a favor and practice their oral sex skills over the business end of a 12 gauge.

Hold on sugar, its a cummin...

Som of u lameasses cain't even spel as good as her now - but then, considering the enteligince of the commints u make maebe yur only 13 too.

Bunch of dumbshits trashing a 13 yr old

there both so fucken ugly her dad is disgusting if i were a celeb every one would be up my ass and her mom is hot

there both so fucken ugly her dad is disgusting if i were a celeb every one would be up my ass and her mom is hot

there both so fucken ugly her dad is disgusting if i were a celeb every one would be up my ass and her mom is hot

That was the stupidest shit I've ever read! Dammit when I was 13 I believe I could read and write like a NORMAL person, I mean WTF, did she drop out of school or something? Way to go Dina...

Jeez, what is with these Lohan girls. They have the faces of 40 year old women! Ali looks like an older (not as attractive) version of the actress Angie Harmon (and Ali is only 13?!!) I thought Lindsay looked aged because of being all used up already. But I'm sure Ali is still sweet and pure even though she looks old. Must be a genetics thing. Anyways, I feel sorry for her. She didn't ask for her lot in life; having messed up parents and a shameful famous sister. She will probably always be referred to as "Lindsay's little sister". Hopefully she learns from her sister's mistakes.

here's how this went down with dina and ali:

"sweetie?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"yeah, mom?"----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"your therapist and i were talking and..."-----------------------------------------------------
"you mean dr. seuse? oh...i lLOVE him."----------------------------------------------------
"yes...well, we were thinking it would be theraputic if u wrote a letter expressing my...i mean your feelings about your dad and what lindsay is going thru."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"ummm...to who?"----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"why... to the tabloids, silly. who'd ya think...the DA? don't mess this up...everything depends on you now."--------------------------------------------------------
"oh, ok...do u have any gum"

Drunk-assed dina lohan typed that.

@22 Casey are you fucking serious or are you just trying to bait people into pointing out your utter unintelligibility? Or the irony of you spelling everything on the planet wrong twice while pointing out the spelling errors of others?

I wonder if she's got freckles on her cute little 13 yr old boobs?

22. Thank you Casey for your brilliant enlightenment.
The low life Lohans have got your ass covered on grammar 101.
Where did you achieve your wonderful education at ? K-Mart.

I thinks its still upset over that pic of Ciscos hairy ass nuts.

I love reading celebrity emails to the media because it shows how uneducated they are. People like Hilton and Lohan can barely string two written sentences together in English.

Even worse, the media always say, "In a written letter from [insert celebrity]..."

Just because they use English words doesn't make it a letter!

#6, #22--she asked for it by emailing her family's personal business to a GOSSIP SITE. It's not like her family priest leaked this info, or her guidance counselor, or child psychologist or pediatrician..........SHE CONTACTED A GOSSIP SITE. She's just like her media whore mother and sister. Please, if she's not knockin back the booze and snorting coke like a fucking Hoover by now, just give her a couple months....she'll be just like the rest of that fucked up bunch.

Why don't you people get it? If you are actually first, and you claim it, you are a DORK. THERE IS NO WAY AROUND IT. Ever heard the phrase "act like you've been there before"? Jesus Christ, it's like I'm playing cards with my brother's kids or something.

#30 & 32 - Your both as dense as lead. I guess you fall under the "dumbshit" category. LOL

Hello all. What's going on today......same old shit?

she didn't ask for shit...JRZMOMMY! what if that was one of your redneck kids?

Isn't is ironic that REMY is giving advice on how to raise kids?

I quote:

"because you was too stupid to teach them shit! raise up off of a 13 year old"

Holy hell...that line says it all.

@34 I liked your "drunk assed Dinah" theory better. Actually that was pretty fucking funny. You're sharp with the one-liners.

@36 That's "you're" dear. "You're both as dense as lead."

Victor,
There is no "F" in decipher. FYI.

I like how people who spend their entire day writing "CUNT, ASS, WHORE, BITCH!!" on this website shit on a thirteen year old for two spelling mistakes.

"F in dechiper"

What the fuck? I didn't write that shit? Might need to clean the cum out of your eyes.

And Casey, it seems you are trying to approach the meta-language of one krazihottkelli. She is a master of the newspeak, perhaps you can peruse the archives and take some pointers. Where she transverses the limits of the linguistic medium, you troll around in the sludge of the prelinguistic. It's called the "pre/trans fallacy" and you are a tool.

these girls don't know how to open a word document and use the spell check? god... even firefox has spell check now (although it thinks that you should use an upper-case f).

Who let in the frigging social workers. GET OUT!

On another note, what everyone seems to forget is that they are from LONG ISLAND, NY. Jeeeezus how much clearer can it get?

Buncha blind gits!

I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family just like the Olson twins but of course we are put under a coke straw because of lindsays fame, lindsay has a fine rack and she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be a fine porn star or call girl. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister except she's banged all of Hollywood and habichully abuses drugs. her and I have so much in common because I want to grow up to be a coke user and bang all of Hollywood. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me to me to make the best of great breasts and limited talent, they have made it through so much coke and so many men in there lives. Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

What horrible propoganda by Mrs. Lohan; it is not written by the daughter. If by any slim chance it was, it is a case of PAS...very sad...

one word : UGLY

#43 You're right. So sorry.

Who's to say she doesn't refer to the tv as mom. I mean she is a Lohan afterall... She could actually be refering to the television as her mom in this quote itself. I've heard of crazier things. But I may be lying... I am drunk afterall...

@41 Thank you for correcting his Spanish...
I knew someone would step up to the plate.

i think everyone in that family should drink the cool aid and end it.
makes my family look normal. :)

OH No! my feelins ar hirt!!

Victor,
You sure did. Jessica Alba article, post #130. Try not to call anyone uneducated until you can look halfway intelligent yourself. You post so much BS you can't even keep track. Why do you have to cuss so much anyways? At least you're transparent.

Forgot this before. U R MEEN!!

@55 It isn't ironic to act stupid when you're actually fucking retarded. I'm just trying to help you . . . Next lesson: FIRST, suck your thumb, THEN put it in your ass. Doing it backwards just tastes funny, as you are learning right now.

"thank you for your time god bless"

i swear to God that lindsay said the same shit!

her mom is their mother and father??? does she have a penis and vagina?

I find it hard and very distasteful to slam a 13 year old kid. Obviously, she knows only what her "mother" tells her so of course she's going to be defensive of her cum dumpster of a sister and "mother". Dina is guilty of being a fuck-up mother living her life vicariously through her daughter and should be taken to task legally for it. And Lin Lin the CD needs years and years of serious therapy because of it. What a total disaster... at least Britney fucked herself up; looks like the Lohans are a group disaster.

#56 TS you dumb cunt, you know very fuckin well that Jimbo was impersonating me yesterday. Get your head out of your ass. I probably only posted like 5 posts in all day yesterday the other 500 were Jimbo. So don't be telling me shit, for somebody else's inability to spell or make sense of a sentence. Shut your cunt and know what you are talking about before giving me shit.

Glass houses, jrzmommy. We all know your daughters are giving blowjobs out on the playground. And swallowing. True Jersey whores.

i like it in the ass! fuck my tight ass yall!

#46 - Exactly! You hit the nail right on the head! I would certainly expect that a 13 year old knows how to use spell/grammar check. Furthermore, there were more than 5 spelling mistakes, as well as serious grammar and punctuation issues. Does Ali actually attend school?
Why is she writing to a tabloid to air their dirty laundry???

So what Ali is really say is Lindsay is just like Daddy!!! A dumb drunken whore that blames everyone else for her problems

Victor,
Again with the cuss words. True colors, my man. Apparently your mother did about as good a job with you as Lindsay's mom did with her. You're a class act, brother.

And I am sure Jimbo is real interested in impersonating you in response to something I said. Get real. At least man-up and admit when you're wrong. It's about the only way you can salvage any dignity at this point.

Note to Dina Lohan: Never ever screw up ALI like you did with you stupid whoe lindsay

LMAO. We all sound like a bunch of bitter psychos (that WHORE was ASKING FOR IT!). So she did something dumb and sounded dumb doing it. She's just a kid, cut her some slack and leave her alone. Lacking a worthy target, all this hate talk sounds compulsive, as if Fish put up a picture of a goldfish and everybody automatically said "I hate that cunt!!!"

When I was 13 I knew everything ! this girl is a dumb bitch. She will end up like all the rest of the celebrity trash girls polluting Hollywood at the moment

@61 Victor - You dumb cunt! This is the real Jimbo. The one you blamed for all of you trolling yesterday. I was not even in the office yesterday or at a computer. I have not post anything under the "Jimbo" name in over a month. I have been trolled so much that I have changed my screen name and there are only two people here who know what it is. I have not trolled you or anyone else in this place. If I have anything to say to you, I will say it to your face as myself and not hide behind someone else’s name. And just and FYI , 62 is not me.

It's really sad that this girl is actually better at her spelling and grammar then her big sister. (If it is the little sis and not Dina)

Stay in school kid. G.I Joe was not lying...

... at least she's not ranting about getting Al Gore's support.

Hey Jimbo...I got your glass house you limp-dicked fucking freak piece of shit.

And 38. Remygotfucked - If it were one of MY kids then I'd be quite pissed that my 13 year old big mouth daughter just sent all of that to a FUCKING GOSSIP SITE. and then I'd get her some serious fucking tutoring in English..but it's not me, it's Dina Lohan and I'm sure while she was in and out of alcohol induced stupors she managed to congratulate her 13 year old big mouth daughter and welcome her to the Low Life Drama Queen Club of which her family seems to corner the market.....you ignorant fucking bitch. What would YOU do?

ts....it is called black language...I guess dumb asses learn something new everyday!

Maybe they were her pants?

jrzmommy......shut the fuck up, and go wash your ass, and those dirty ass dishes that have been lingering in your sink...filthy cunt!
LL parents isn't shit anyway! Her mother reminds me of Briteny Spears mother....That bitch should have never been allowed to have kids, and the way you are sounding..your tubes should be forcebly fucking burned! DIPSHIT!

@72 Sorry Jrzmommy - that is my troll. While I wouldn't mind seeing you in a glass shower, I did not make those comments about your daughters.

OOH, Remy....the FURY! The IRE! Wassamatter sweetheart.....a little too much cheese on the taco today? Or are you riding the cotton pony? Whatever it is....maybe you should take a few deep breaths and chill the fuck out, Sybil.

why dont you fucking people stop your whiny-ass bickering??!! you all sound like fucking 12 yr olds...."he said, she said, you suck, your momma this, your papa that..."

this is a goddam celebrity bashing site not a fucking after-school special.
you guys are fucking boring with this crap.

Maybe "THE FISH" needs to create a blog or comment area where you have to register, and if somebody tries to use your username it won't allow them, because it is already taken. Fish you really need to look into something like that.

okay, well... in the world today where internet, AIM, myspace, and computers in general are widely available [and i would definitely hope they would be, especially to the Lohan family] it's not even about "oh shit, she spelled two words wrong". if she is going to "do the right thing" and "set the record straight" on a situation, forget that she can't spell on her own, it's about using motherfucking spellcheck.

if i sent something to a magazine or website and i happened to be a celebrity, i would get someone to look over it.. even if it is just my spellcheck doing the work.
ali, great job on keeping true to your one family value--stupidity.

And now a word from Our Most Pious Spiritual Leader.....Yolatengo, Forefather of Witty Banter and Clever Comments.

JRZMOMMY...YOU BETTER HAVE PIPED DOWN....THAT'S RIGHT KNEEL DOWN, AND KISS MY MOTHERFUCKING FEET...BITCH!

Who cares what this 13yr old future train wreck has to say.

PARENTZ R FUCKUPZ

Lindzay will be dead zoon...itz zad to zay, but
I know what oxi=z & heroin doez to
People...it killz them☻or they live in prizon↓
Itz drug city down here..people R weak♀

ahhh. why thanks .i am touched, i had no idea you held me at such high esteem.

@78 Yes, can't we just get along? Maybe we could all hold hands and sing Cum-By-Ya

see, now was that so difficult?

#86 Is that some rap song?

see, now was that so difficult?

@88 No, it is a 60's Hippie folk song that use to be sung at camp-outs and youth church gatherings. Do a Google seach on it

OOH....Remy must have been visited by the brass cojones fairy last night. Were you visited by the brass cojones fairy last night, Remy? You sound so authoritative. Did you give yourself goosebumps when you typed that?

Don't get too far ahead of yourself there yolatengo....that was sarcasm and you're still an assmunch.

WOW, who here didn't have a father to raise them???? (raises hand) You're not the only family without a father!! You don't see me fucked up on cocaine and out of control

No jrzslut....I just love telling bimbo hoes...as yourself...the truth!
Did you have fun kissing my juicy black ass?
DID YOU MUNCH ON ANY ASS? ASSMUNCH?

No jrzslut....I just love telling bimbo hoes...as yourself...the truth!
Did you have fun kissing my juicy black ass?
DID YOU MUNCH ON ANY ASS? ASSMUNCH?

No jrzslut....I just love telling bimbo hoes...as yourself...the truth!
Did you have fun kissing my juicy black ass?
DID YOU MUNCH ON ANY ASS? ASSMUNCH?

REMY,
When can we all count on you graduating from what you call "black language" to English. And "Black Language"? What the hell is that anyways? If by "black Language" you really mean "uneducated" then I get you. Not really OK with you lumping all "blacks" into your category. I am pretty sure I can speak for most people reading this post.

Easy on the cuss words. You are giving "blacks" a bad name. You would think someone would have already explained that to you by now. Unreal.

Ohmmmmmmm.

You people are wery, wery distraught. Please to be holding your hands together and chanting vith me. Ohhhhmmmmmm....

REMY,
When can we all count on you graduating from what you call "black language" to English. And "Black Language"? What the hell is that anyways? If by "black Language" you really mean "uneducated" then I get you. Not really OK with you lumping all "blacks" into your category. I am pretty sure I can speak for most people reading this post.

Easy on the cuss words. You are giving "blacks" a bad name. You would think someone would have already explained that to you by now. Unreal.

#90 Do you mean Kumbaya? Your spelling made me think you were talking about a rap song.

Okay, so we got Remy to ix-nay the Caps Lock, now if we could just get the poor feeble minded freak to hit submit just once...we'd all be batting a thousand, wouldn't we Remy.

Okay, so we got Remy to ix-nay the Caps Lock, now if we could just get the poor feeble minded freak to hit submit just once...we'd all be batting a thousand, wouldn't we Remy.

REMY,
When can we all count on you graduating from what you call "black language" to English. And "Black Language"? What the hell is that anyways? If by "black Language" you really mean "uneducated" then I get you. Not really OK with you lumping all "blacks" into your category. I am pretty sure I can speak for most people reading this post.

Easy on the cuss words. You are giving "blacks" a bad name. You would think someone would have already explained that to you by now. Unreal.

Damn, Remy. What are you, 11, maybe 12? Good heavens, child. Go outside and play. Get off that computer. Sitting on your ass and laughing and the degradation of society is for us old folks.

YEAH! I see Remy-itis is catching. AAAAAAHHHHH---it's on me! It's on me!!!!!

Ohmmmmmmm.

You people are wery, wery distraught. Please to be holding your hands together and chanting vith me. Ohhhhmmmmmm....

Why do my posts not show?

*sniffs air*
*puts ear to ground*
Yes.....I smell Sasquatch.......Remy isn't Remy afterall! *pulls off her mask* It's DanYELL in disguise!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhm

You peeple are wery, wery distraught. Please to be holding your hands together and chanting vith me.

Oooooohhhhhmmmmmmmm...

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

oh shit, can you please put up a large version of that mary louise parker pic on TMZ where she has her ass out? their version, sho shmall, need REALLY BIG!!

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT KID.

HONOR ONLY THY FATHER. THATS WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS YOU TIGHT CUNT.

wOULD NOT BE SUPRISED IF dINA lOHAN WROTE THIS HERSELF...IDIOTIC TRAMP AND MOTHER

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit! You sound close minded! If you judge all black people off of one person...then bitch you are where you belong....A case of beating your meat, or trying to get your dried up pink pussy wet! IT'S Not gonna happen! Actually I did graduate from High School, and In My last year of College...so sit the fuck back down....I know that you are mad..because nobody want to entertain your dumb ass! Do me a favor..try to go bang something...first wash your stinky ass!

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit! You sound close minded! If you judge all black people off of one person...then bitch you are where you belong....A case of beating your meat, or trying to get your dried up pink pussy wet! IT'S Not gonna happen! Actually I did graduate from High School, and In My last year of College...so sit the fuck back down....I know that you are mad..because nobody want to entertain your dumb ass! Do me a favor..try to go bang something...first wash your stinky ass!

@110 No, it is WHAT THE CRAP!!! or WTC!!!

I see your post

Is this and accredited institute of higher learning, Remy? Because I'm having a very hard time believing that you are on the cusp of earning a degree of from any school other than the ones whos only admission requirement is a pencil.

"My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common"

I didnt know having mental retardation in common was something to be proud of.

Alex....can you kindly remove your lips from Jrzslut asshole!

Ali Lohan is 13 and, no, she can't spell. But my guess is she's trying to salvage something of her life. Having her say sounds like a sad, misguided attempt to gain some control of the situation. As a 13 year old, she must be scared shitless.

And you all sound like you've got sticks up your asses today. Why all the anger?

Remy,
Dude, pay attention real closely:
1) If you're really in college, you're clearly not getting your money's worth.

2) I would NEVER judge all black people by your dumb ass.

3) Quit trying to pass off your poor grasp of the english language and abysmal communication skills as "black Language." You're in college, you should know better than that. Seriously.

4) "I know that you are mad..because nobody want to entertain your dumb ass! Do me a favor..try to go bang something...first wash your stinky ass!"- Are you seriouslt telling me that these are the words of the recipient of higher education? I'd get a refund if I were you.

5) You can't win. You just can't. You have neither the aptitude, class nor social skills at this point to do so. But if you try really hard, maybe one day you can be somewhat respectable. But it's gonna take a lot of commitment on your part because you're already in a pretty deep hole as it is, but I have faith in anyone who wants to give it their all. Good luck buddy.

@100 Yeah Kum by Yah or Cum by ya. My mind is in the gutter most of the time. I think it was one of those fruedian slips

Remy, are you in college taking any classes other than "1001 ways to use the words pussy and bullshit?"

Great class, but you need to learn more, Remy. Much more.

Oh, hi Bite Me!!!
But before I said that I lost interest in Ali's letter after the first line and what does it say??? But then I decided that I re-he-HEALLY don't give a goddamn, and that I'm much more interested in what is causing my desk to squeak whenever I type....

This whole family of attention whores has caused their own demise. If you want to be left a lone shut the fuck up and go away. Their constant need to try to defend themselves just makes matters worse and gives people more details to use against them. You can’t have it both ways, do you want privacy or do you want to be public property. If you want privacy then go live a normal modest life, if not deal with the KARMA of being a rich and greedy celebrity.

I have no pity for any of them and Mama Lohan is a worthless pathetic Madame who has whored out her children so she can live vicariously through them and fill some sick void in her sorry little soul. I ABSOLUTELY HATE BAD PARENTS THEY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP AND STONED.

I have NO pity for Lindsay. She is a grown woman; many of the most incredible people I’ve known have gone through SO MUCH MORE then that little bitch. She's destroying her life because she's a spoilt, greedy, ungrateful and highly unintelligent worthless little skank.

THE WHOLE LOHAN CLAN SUCKS SHIT.

Could Remy be DanYELL? I think it is. There could not be another black person on this planet as dumb as DanYELL.

again, who is Lindsey Lohan?

Vat is going on here? Vhy is everyvon so serrious? Vhy arrr you all listening to this REMY charracter and taking him so serriously? Do not feed the firre. Look vithin yourselwes and see that ther is not reason to continue this conwersation vith such an unstable person.

Meditate, do not werbally fornicate. Stop feeding the fire and contemplate your nawels.

Ooooohmmmmm....

Vat is going on here? Vhy is everyvon so serrious? Vhy arrr you all listening to this REMY charracter and taking him so serriously? Do not feed the firre. Look vithin yourselwes and see that ther is not reason to continue this conwersation vith such an unstable person.

Meditate, do not werbally fornicate. Stop feeding the fire and contemplate your nawels.

Ooooohmmmmm....

OMG it's WORKING again!!! Did you see??? I commented!!! 124 it's ME!!!
I'm FRIST!!!

Soo Sorry for duplication.

Given comparison to Courtney Love and Rosie ODonnell's writings, I think Ms. Lohan's writings are practically Shakespearian.

Digging on a 13 year old's writing? Shady. I mean, I know this place is just supposed to be snark but it's like a F-1 driver triumphing over Timmy from down the block on his 10-speed.

OMG it's WORKING again!!! Did you see??? I commented!!! 124 it's ME!!!
I'm FRIST!!!

WTC!!! Page cannot be displayed???? FUCK YOU FISH REDESIGN!!!

I like ragging on celebrities as much as the next person, but c'mon. Ali's only 13. Cut her some slack.

I'm a professor and I'm still a dumbass. Education means nothing! Nothing!

well said ali...

that is the right thing to say right now...

however...

as you grow up...

you will realise...

that there are two sides
to every story

love )

So, is this really messed up or what?!?!?

@129 i know that it must hurt your feelings..becasue nobody wants to talk to you...it is ok...back up from the computer screen....don't forget to bust the pimples that are on your face, and ass!
@TS .....how can I put this...........................................................FUCK YOU! smutt bitch! If you didn't judge every black person..of of ONE's Words... you wouldn't of said the dumb shit..that came out of your mouth...PIPE THE FUCK DOWN! Did your stupid ass have a sudden lapse in memory...Scroll back up, and see what the hell you said...MR. EAT HIS WORDS....if you are a woman, bitch you should pass as a man!
JrzSLUT...just keep licking RESTROOM floors...GERM INFESTED BITCH!

@137 Yes it is F@#$ up big time!!!!

#126 think yer right!!!

So is everybody having issues commenting?
And does everybody's desk squeak when they type?

ok
ok

I have just scanned these entries but I have to ask, maybe just possibly are REMY and krazi kelli somehow related?

Just a shot in the dark. I guess if they're not, they should meet for coffee or something?

I love what Chris Rock said on one of his HBO specials.

He said "I love black people, but I hate niggers"

Remy, I think Chris Rock was talking about YOU

No Aubree...we are not related.....
Don't get involved in this dispute!

No Aubree...we are not related.....
Don't get involved in this dispute!

I love what Chris Rock said on one of his HBO specials.

He said " I love black people, but I hate Ni@@ers:

Remy, I think he was talking about YOU

No, kelli's a fat 14 yr old with down's syndrom, and pretty sure remy's just Danielle in disguise

No, kelli's a fat 14 yr old with down's syndrom, and pretty sure remy's just Danielle in disguise

God I HATE THIS SHIT!!!
Now I'm double posting Fuck the Superficial!!! I'm outta here!!!!!

FRIST, my chair squeaks, but because I am a fat ass. Maybe you need to let me get under you desk and fix that squeak.

That's wonderful! Sure come on over....troll

you have the slightest Idea what the fuck he is talking about....
A white person that think that he knows what the fuck Chris rock means....well you don't You might as well back the fuck up, and go listen to Garth Brooks!
I have love for White people, and any other race....but I hate, and want to distroy RENECKS like you!
You think that you are funny...when you say NIGGER....It is good that you are behind your computer screen....
BItch ass....Tell the people that you have sex with your AIDS infested mother...by the way..i thought that whore was on her deathbed?
What about you sugar in the ass...father? Is he still fucking your sisters?
Don't use a Black person's name to conceal your true identity! BE Real use that white name..that your slut ass mother gave you!

I would rather see double posts from you than one post from Remy or AKA DanYELL. Keep them coming!!!

you don't have the slightest clue about what chris Rock is saying!
You are lucky that your bum ass is behind that computer screen!
@bite me..go bite on donkey balls!
I bet you thought that you was funny...using Chris Rock name, and all...Just like the average w.person.....always trying to fuck raw...without vaseline....sorry I don't want aids!

Ok Bite Me!, there was one thing I forgot to say...how is fish guy one to talk when it comes to spelling errors???!!!?? Look at the freaking last post! It's DESPARATE, dumbass! Derived from the word "despair", it's called spellcheck. USE IT!!!

Me troll? Hell no, don't even go there with me. I have not been trolling anybody. Somebody has been trolling me, but never once I have trolled anybody. Don't start that shit FRIST, all I have ever been was nice to you, and you got to start that shit with me?

Sorry Victor, I never can tell anymore, you just don't usually call yourself a fatass. Thought someone was trolling you.

These comments about her writing suck, fuck the twat who wrote that, I hate celebs as much as anyone on here but that little girl is just trying to put her point across and I think she does it very fucking well, so fuck you.

FRIST, I don't care, I am. Might as well admit it. FRIST, I know you never can tell, but you can usually tell by my writing. I usually talk pretty normal like now, or ridiculously stupid, like drinking douche water.

Actually FRIST, I would love to bathe you and then douche you, then drink it of course.

@152 Remy just come out of the closet and admit you are DanYELL you stupid ass wipe of a human being?

These comments about her writing suck, fuck the twat who wrote that, I hate celebs as much as anyone on here but that little girl is just trying to put her point across and I think she does it very fucking well, so fuck you.

Bite me...bite me! I am not Danyell.....dumb whore...get over it already!

#138 - Hey, dog-fucker,

Nobody here is looking to talk to anyone. It's a blog you stupid fuck. Whoever comes here is not looking for a conversation, unlike you. What do you think this is a chat room? This is the only time I'll address you you cum-guzzling, wannabe sicophant.

So YOU back up and look in a mirror, smash it and take the shards and stick them in your eyes and into you daughters fuck hole after you take your dick out of her.

Asshole, don't try to go against someone who doesn't give a serious FUCK.

REMY,
Your vocabulary really does speak volumes. Your mom would be proud of you, I'm sure. Again, you can't win. Not as long as every other word coming out of your pie hole is a curse word. I can't believe that hasn't sunk in yet.

You probably think Michael Vick did nothing wrong. What a fool. Or let me put it how you would understand...What a foo.

I challenge you to respond intelligently for a change.

I was gonna leave you alone but I really can't help it; you make it too easy

A gas hole like you wouldn't even know who Siddhartha Gautama is.

Ignorant, pig.

REMY

Nothing can hurt my feelings because I hawe inner peace. Also, to let my feelings get hurt by you would be like getting offended by a Tom and Jerrrry carrtoon. You do not exist, therefore you cannot hurrt me. Ohhhmmmmmmm.... I laugh at your misdirected anger. You are a wery bad man, a wery bad man

(shakes finger back and forth like Babbu Bhat)

@152 Remy just come out of the closet and admit you are DanYELL you stupid ass wipe of a human being?

These comments about her writing suck, fuck the twat who wrote that, I hate celebs as much as anyone on here but that little girl is just trying to put her point across and I think she does it very fucking well, so fuck you.

Remy, you probably say "prolly' and I'm sure you say "nex" and "axe" instead of next and ask.

Do you also say "supposably?" Funny how seriously he takes himself and everyone one here. Take another pipe hit you soulless, ignorant, racoon fucker.

Hey there's a new post!!!

@169 keep fucking your uncle...BIG BUBBA....and suck his tabacco smelling tounge...HICK!

Where's the DMBS when you need one? This shit is boring.
Although I would agree that DamYell is now Remy. Must be her "fantasy stage name".

It's entertainment. It's not real. Remy you are lost in the sauce. Read your own posts and go tell your mother to get off the corner, get an abortion and try to teach you how to speak and write like a human being.

I remember the commercials for the United Negro Fund that said "a mind is a terrible thing to waste." Well I guess it's too late for you.

Well, Ali, your dad may make you all feel badly, but the fact is, your sis is a grown up and if she's having issues with self esteem for whatever reason, she does not need to express them behind the wheel of a moving vehicle or anywhere else for that matter. She needs to spend some serious time on a shrink's couch, IMO. Lots of people have poor excuses for parents and grow up to be very productive without alcohol and drugs.

T.S i know that...old man that you just sucked off is happy...because he pissed down your stinkin' throat! PISSY MOUTH!

171, I'm fucking him as we write.

You are so lost if you think ANYthing you write actually has any effect on anyone. Do you really believe anyone on this site is honest about what sex or race they are? Do you think anyone takes you seriously? We're all laughing at you. Laughing and laughing and laughing.....When are the muslim jokes gonna come? I keep hoping.

Amateur.

hahahahahahahhahahahha

see, laughing!

Yeah, so let's keep passing the blame along, because it's never her fault...sheesh. What a retarded family. Why am I hungry for soup all of a sudden?

GOOD! All of the whitest crackers are pissed off! The fucked up thing is..this is how you really are! This is how you crackers act anyway....It's fucked up because you are dishing on a 13 year old...What the hell is up with that!
I am Glad that I caused a distraction.....DUMB ASS HICKS!
KEEP IT COMING! WHITE BITCHES!

Remy iz not DanYell...♀
zhez Mia...that bitch been mizzin
zince 2 monthz now...zhe likez to
rattle on and on and on♀♀♀♀♀

PINK PUSSIES, and PINK DICKS ARE NOT IT!
I KNOW THAT ALL OF YOU LIKE TIPPING COWS OVER!
WHITE crackers stink like dogs when they get wet! RAIN, OCEAN, KIDDIE POOL...it doesn't matter! YOU STINK LIKE THE MUTTS..that you are! crackers

The even FUNNIER thing is that I'm pretty sure NONE of us are white and that's HYSTERICAL!!!!

(LAUGHING HYSTERCIALLY!!!!!)

But I'll bet REMY's white and thinking he's rather clever. You are so tranparent.

for all of you who have personal issues with each other, let me enlighten you to a little fact: NO ONE CARES!!!!!!! take your personal crap somewhere else. it only makes you sound as retarded, if not more so, than all the coked up, drunk celebrities out there. so if you want to indulge yourselves in petty, mindless arguments, do us a favor, and do it where people who couldn't care less don't have to listen to your stupid and petty bickering!!

WRONG! know what the hell you are talking about...before you type!
I am Black....believe that! I am not asshamed of my color..

She is a little girl for God sake¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ Respect her¡¡¡

See how easy REMY is. What a sucker. Dude you are easier to fish for than a bucket full of carp and a net.

183 is right - NO ONE CARES.

Stand for everything and fall for nothing, that's what I say.

(poor poor remy)

NO...do you see how easy you are? Cracker! I have your attention..this is a post about a 13 year old, and most of you crackers rants....are directed towards me....shut the fucker up loser.......shave your mangled ass hair....redneck...take those x-mas lights down...damn..it is July!

#184 - AND YES you are ashamed, by your words and the way you speak and are acting, you are very ashamed.

If you were indeed a "proud black man" (which I know you're not) you would not allow yourself you so EASILY aggravated and called out.

Such a shame (it it is true, which I know it's not)

That's all I have to say. I will no longer respond because I, am not like you.

BTW look up "Siddhartha Gautama" you ig-nant fool.

Remy is DamnYell.

The End.

And over something as ridiculous as mr vick. (so sad)

#184: ASSHAMED? Awesome.

#180 *sigh* hopeless. No, Remy is not Mia. Mia can barely write English because she's an idiot backwater French Canuck. You have no idea who danYELL is so STFU until you do. And as for bitches rattling on and on...that's you, you stupid bunghole.

crackers suck ass! I think that it is about time that all of you crackers kiss somebody that is black...ass!
I love seeing white men...with black sista's....they eat out of our fucking hands!
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT CRACKERS?
For the last time....let me drill it in your thick ass sculls...I AM NOT DANYELL!
I know that you crackers think that all black people are alike, but we are not,but you bitches smell the same...like sewers! NY sewers....like that one that exploded!

I think REMY is funny. His phony rantings have gotten everybody in a twist.

Way to play the game REMY.

thanx!

Wow, all this racist crap is pathetic. I have a feeling remy isn't even black, just some retarded prepubescent white kid taking a break from WOW in his mom's basement!

194 --- HAHAHA I got you.....I've been fighting with you all along because I know you are just faking like me.....

see how easy it is....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAH

again NOOOOO i am black! My ancestors are from Africa!
GET IT TOGETHER...bitch! and NOBODY gives a fuck about your feelings, or what you feel!

And REMY, I still think you're funny. EASSSSYYYYYY!

i love how talking about crackers easily annoy you to!
SMALLDICKWONDER!

It's you not the crackers. It's you who entertain us like a performing monkey. And before you go on another tirade, I like monkeys. You are SOOO entertaining.

REMY SURE DID GET FUCKED! Ahhhhhhh hahahahahahahha!

(laughing at my own cleverness.)

#196 I do believe you are correct. G'night Gracie.

Well.....my name is just a moniker...you don't have the slightest clue...who remy is! LIke a POOR REDNECK as they all are....YOU ARE ANSWERING MY RANTS....keep getting RED...I love it! MAYBE YOU WILL BURST!

rarrrrrrrrrr rarr rarrrrrr

I didn't ask for permission to get involved. All I am saying is I see some similarities in the range of vocabulary that REMY and krazi use....

Trolling Shmolling....it's not being able to resist pointing out someone's lack of intelligence. that's all. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I"M JUST ONE OF THOSE CRACKERS. I prefer HONKIE,thanks

shes gonna a nice looking chick,,,,cant wait for the bikini shots in 5 years....

Man, I feel sorry for this kid. What a lousy choice she has for parents, a felony fuckup dad and a celebrity-wannabe mom who'd rather be a sister/friend/party pal than a parent and risk being unpopular by nixing the clubbing. It never fails, whenever a parent is a manager and becomes dependent on a kid's income, things go to shit. Kids can't raise themselves, they would have had better luck with a pack of wolves as parents.

ZCHELLO: Remy didn't deny being mia.....

for your411 Remy: U can cut cracker jokez all day
zee we could carelezz if U talk about white people
I'm white...and I make fun of white people..big fuckin deal...
black people get way too upzet about race talk...who givez a fuck/=?

Zo.......deny that U R mia......that bitch iz hiding zomewhere....

and for the azzhole who zaid that I don't know DanYell...zhe pozted
zince I've been here....big deal...

Ok....But I hope that you got the point..that I was trying to make!

REMYGETSFUCKED, or whatever, you are a little steamboat of repressed homosexulaity really, aren't you pumpkin?

It's "skulls" with a "k," Genius. (from post 193). You're gonna drill our thick ass skulls.

Unless scull is some black vernacular for something else? I don't have my American to Black dictionary with me, so I can't translate at the moment.

Is anyone else reading Remy's posts in a robot voice? I have come...from...the future...to defy all previous knowledge of the true definition of "idiot". There is no way Remy even lives near a college, let alone goes to one.

I have to give the father credit for any time he spent with that messed-up woman. This note from the 13 year old illustrates why people should be given intelligence tests before having children. She thinks her mother and sister are the normal ones!

did she just put.. souporting? hahahahaha
omg! the dumb bitch cant spell!

remy is cute and so are all the lohans

I read all of Remy/DanYELL's posts in a Tyrone Biggums voice.

Good mornin to mia(Remy)...ztill waiting for U to deny it☻

Yez...letz not forget how mia uzed to write fuckin paragraphz

mia♦♦juzt uze your zcreen name...we ztill hate U♦♦♦

Hey kid your sisters a semi-retarted coke head. you sound pretty smart yourself so I imagine it's only a matter of time before your in jail as well. Sounds like your mom has done a nice job brainwashing you. pretty sad but then again if I was the only male in this fucked up family I'd be doing mad drugs too.

whats your problem, people? im 13 myself, and alot of kids make little spelling mistakes. and its cool that she looks up to her mom and sister, unlike alot of kids today. sure lots of bad things have happened in their family, and maybe its true, but you know how hollywood always blows up all the bad parts. i mean lots of people get divorces and things like this happen.. it must suck since they're always in the public eye. you just never know unless your in the Lohan family. y'all are just laughing at this family's problems when in your life you all have problems too somewhere. what if i went off laughing at those? i mean imagine if you were a star and got all these hate sites about you? even though they are mostly all lies, they still would hurt. i know saying this wont shut down this website, but people who come here and say things like this.. think about it before you really say it. it may be on the internet, but that doesnt make it any different than if you were saying it in real life to their faces.

#217--shouldn't you be in daycamp?

#217:

i dont go to daycamp
lol you must think your so funny

haha i mean #218. my bad.

Lindsay set this up to get leniency for her crimes. Burn the witch!

i don't see that she's wrong at all. i think that she's brave enough to stand out and speak. and she's pathetic because what she did here was right, but she's still criticized just because of those tiny whiny spelling mistakes. She's still young okay..

Damn, don't these celeb kids go to school? Her letter is awful.

lol SO WHAT if her English sucks? you OBVIOUSLY haven't seen or heard of younger sister's English. xD

and they're prolly just TYPO ERRORS dammit you lifeless people. i wonder if i was a celebrity and on an e-mail i accidentally typed 'beescut' instead of biscuit i'd be hated.

i like Ali Lohan.
didn't anyone watch Confessions of A Broken Heart's mv?
kudos to her people. kudos.

No...I am not Mia, or Dan fucking yell! What don't tell me that you think that only 2 black people visit this website..if you closed minded fool think that..I feel sorry for you..what..do you live in a out house? The area where you live..do they have one computer..which you have to take turns using!
Listen hicks..I'm out of here..like the mullets that you still wear..Go smoke a pack of marlbaros...and drink Miller Light...REAL REDNECKS!

*fools* sorry rednecks..I knew that you couldn't as-lib..so I had to show you that I made a typo...ok!

Horrible spelling, non-existent punctuation, non-existent skills in constructing sentences.

My 5-year-old niece, who is not a native speaker of the English language, writes better prosa than this broad.

225/////Zchello....mia iz not black...

ZHEZ CANADIAN BACON BITCH (white) french bread...wtf☻

lmao, whoever you are that writes all of these stories, can i just say that i love you and your sarcasm?? lmao, no really. this is great. im gonna come to this website from now on