Jul 6 2007Alessandra Ambrosio does some cleaning

Too bad her legs are not as long as her feet.

shes so cute!

In shot #4, she appears to be whippin' out the hose and taking a leak on that ride.

She looks like a rubber action figure that was accidentally put through the washer and dryer.

fourth

goddamnitt

wow. her boobs keep getting smaller in every candid picture i see.

kinda like mine. except they just keep getting smaller in real life.

shes gorgeous and by the way, people that on her cuz of her "thinness" do remember she is a ing and we get sick of hearing the about no ass no no curves. okay its old, get over it.

*effing maodel

Ally - I don't think you regurgitated all of your words. Stick another finger down and post again.

maodel = computer in communist china

Several of these shots make her look like a concentration camp survivor - particularly #s 2, 9 & 13.

They're definitely not "worshiped" for their spelling, heh heh...

Uh oh, cellulite in #4&8

10 & 11, you made me giggle.

Ally, you made no sense.

I want to touch her.

Them big feet and that skinny body...she looks like a rake.

She is way too skinny...no curves at all...it would be like having sex with a 12 year old boy.

This girl is smoking hot. I’m a straight female, and I’d do her if I was a dude. With a bottle of champagne and a couple puffs of that bud she was smoking the other day, I’d probably do her right now. It’s hilarious that instead of just appreciating her hotness, you’re all picking her apart like a bunch of jealous sorority girls. If you saw her on the street, I doubt you’d be focusing on her flaws. In fact, I’m pretty sure she could be juggling dead puppy innards, and you’d still jizz your pants before she was within 10 feet of you.

I don’t really give a sh*t about this chick in any sort of capacity, but sometimes people that post here are so preoccupied with finding fault that it’s kind of sad. And I’m not talking about sad in the “I shed a tear for you every night before falling into sweet slumber” kind of way…it’s more in the “I laugh at you, because I know that the other 98% of your life is spent playing XBox 360 live and bragging to some dorky Russian gamer about how you succeeded in getting a pity f*ck from an off-duty prostitute two years ago” kind of way.

And as a side note, I’m 5’10”, thin and attractive. So you can save all commentary about how I must be fat and/or ugly and/or a closeted lesbian. I just don’t like haters…or anyone that owns a dog that would die if stepped on it…but that’s just me.

Didn't know she bought the Popemobile.Does she like to wave to her fans?

#12-

Thanks for reminding me that I need to rent Schindler's List so I have something good to whack off to tonight...

#19, you're a flippin' giant. And I don't think anyone here cares about what you look like. And there's nothing wrong with playing Xbox 360 all day.

actually I was just going to call you a FemiNazi BringIt-AHole

"I just don’t like haters…or anyone that owns a dog that would die if stepped on it…but that’s just me."

Huh?

BringIt-Ahole...I am sure you are skinny...that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can't stand how thin she is...you probably have T or A and you just can't stand that guys like something to hold on to...not your hip bones protruding

She looks like she's about to get gassed. Heil de Fuhrer!

BringIt-Ahole...I am sure you are skinny...that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can't stand how thin she is...you probably have no T or A and you just can't stand that guys like something to hold on to...not your hip bones protruding

BringIt-Ahole...I am sure you are skinny...that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can't stand how thin she is...you probably have no T or A and you just can't stand that guys like something to hold on to...not your hip bones protruding

BringIt-Ahole...I am sure you are skinny...that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can't stand how thin she is...you probably have no T or A and you just can't stand that guys like something to hold on to...not your hip bones protruding

Since when is 5'10 a giant? That's how tall attractive women are.

I can't imagine the pope running around in a bikini.Or maybe i can? *shudder* I'd rather see alessandra Ambrosia in bikini but maybe there's a pope-outfit for sale on ebay (tip).

She looks like she's about to get gassed. Heil de Fuhrer!

She looks like she's about to get gassed. Heil de Fuhrer!

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Jesus, go die.

pic 04-
Looks like a dude taking a piss.

Picture # 13... really?

Picture # 13... really?

Why would it be weird if the pope was dressed in a bikini?His nipples would be covered and normally he's wearing a dress anyways.

Oh how this bitch needs my big fat cock.

(39) Should no 'would'

#19 BringItUpMyA-hole - post your picture, in a bikini...or you're just typing stuff into a computer about how you wish you looked, while in real life you're fat and/or ugly and/or a closeted lesbian. And we don't care - the site's about celebrities, and you aint one.

*cricket..cricket...*

What has happened to the old writer? Did he go on vacation or something?

I miss him. He used to make me laugh.

this bitch is getting tired, how bout some Adriana Lima next time?

ugh. they never look good in real life. too skinny. u have to be skinny to look good modeling, but in real life she looks like a dude. i wouldn't gawk at her skinny chicken bod on the beach.

She has to shave every day because the weight of a fully grown pube would make her tip over.

the pope zcarez me☻

thiz girl lookz
zkinny with a
bloated gut☻

maybe, baby?☺

you guys are ridiculous. every one of your favorite supermodels is pretty much 5'10" or taller. congrats. you masturbate to "giants" every day.

That being said, Alessandra is way too skinny, but it's necessary in the modeling busniess.. hell, she has more meat on her bones than most runway models. Her boobs are disappointing though and they must stuff those VS bras/bikinis like crazy.

Skinny,bony models are soo 20th century.

Dammit I'm sick of reading some female celeb "was spotted" like it's some type of Wild Kingdom rerun. The next time that term is used there better be pictures of a celeb with splotches of menstrual fluid on her white pants.

#48, supermodels are tall?! Thanks, Captain Obvious. I don't have a favorite model, so I don't masturbate to any of them. I was merely illustrating how stupid #19 was for posting what she looks like on a site called "thesuperficial." Don't take it personally.

Straight guys don't masturbate every day to fashion models like Alessssssssssandra. We jerk off to (hopefully) some jiggly girl we saw in real life. Walking behind one during your commute home is a special treat if you're married. Or, maybe there was some big-titted girl at the office whose boobs we accidentally/intentionally brushed against while pretending to look at something together on the computer. Or, failing all else, there's now an infinity of online porno chicks with cartoonishly large boobs and butts (e.g., hit the bookmark to Bern's site). Jerking off to tall skinny bitchy supermodels??? Sheesh. Girls really have no idea what's going on in guys' heads (big and little). Thank fucking god for that.

BringItA-hole: *applause*

my sentiments exactly. i really wish i could see a picture of everyone that posts on here so that i could rip them a new one about their flaws, starting from head to toe.

For the millionth time, none of us are trying to make money by putting our bodies out in the public as "works of art" like models, and sometimes actors, do.

This girl's job is to put on underwear and pout. Possibly the most dim-witted thing to do (other than put on underwear and pout) is to defend her from criticism.

Ok, superfish guy. Time to fess up now. She's not as perfect as you claimed her to be. With her size 12 clown feet, some beginning signs of cellulite on the backs of her rail thin legs, and the itty bitty titties. Oh, and the fact that she looks like an 11 year old prepubescent boy that just went thru a big growth spurt over the summer. 'Dems some hot shit; haha. No, not really. Hey, I just realized she's somewhat slyly flicking the camera man off in the first pic.

what you talkin about willis? I challenge you to take a stroll thru the victorias secret online catalouge and try NOT to wack off

How fucking huge is that car of hers?

Her body is OK I suppose but facially she is somewhat ferret like.

Ally: what is an "ing?" I can't even imagine where you were going with that.

Krazihotkelli: the pope scares you 'cause there are no z's in his name. You seriously must be 15.

And #54, I agree. If your being paid millions to be gorgeous, you had damn well better be smoking hot. If you don't look good, you're going to get ripped by the superfish.

Since when is 5'10" tall?In most NW European countries it's below average.I expect the next generation of supermodels to approach the 7 feet.

Pope zcarez me becoz:

He haz dark ciclez under
hiz eyez, like evil☻
He picked the name Benedict☻
He hidez in a caztle like Zepplin☻
He wearz long robez, wavying
like the queen☻
He hangz out with too many men☻
alzo in robez☻

the girl at the top♣
iz a plain old jane☻

"I challenge you to take a stroll thru the victorias secret online catalouge and try NOT to wack off"

If you're online and you've already pulled your pants down, why would you settle on the VS site? Dude, click around a bit. I know it was a big deal to graduate from the "foundation garments" section of the Sears catalog to the VS catalog, but really, it's not pre-internet and you're not a newbie adolescent anymore. Click around. You'll love it.

(unless of course the VS "catalouge" is a magical combination of a catalog and cantaloupe, in which case you've stumbled on a real treat for the senses)

Damn that nose! (pic #1) if only the nose became boobs... she would be hot

(60)How about me,in human shape i'm 9'6".

She's cute but where are the curves? If she put on about 10 lbs she'd be smokin'!!!!!!

I know you have to accept the bad with the good since you are so in love with her Fish, but those are some long earthworms crawling up the back of her legs (at her young age) and that's an indication that she won't take care of herself. That could easily be fixed and for not much money, either. She's got plenty of money, so what is her problem?

Lowlands - did you think she was the Pope because she drives a Stretch Hummer? The way you can tell it's not the Pope is that there is no bullet-proof glass. (Wouldn't want him to go before his time! We'd be at Pope #1,387.)

boooring. who cares about some anorexic broad clearing out her car? who is this alessandra chick anyway, and why has the site become a shrine to her?

She is hot. By the book about me. I try to be an actor in Hollywood, and go fucking insane. My book pretty much predicted the current state of Hollywood.

she looks like she farted. wow, must have been a doozy from the look on her face

This chick is fuckin' ugly. In a world of beautiful women, why does she get post after post on here??? Lame.

She looks like a 12 year-old version of Bridgette Wilson....."Ooh Veronica Vaughn - sooooo hot. Want to touch the heiny! Ahhooooooh!!" Billy Madison fans know what's up.

she is well known for having a coke habit. smoking and being thin seems a bit arbitrary at this point

BringitA-hole #19 is completely right!

Alessandra is hot by definition. I'm also very tall and slender and guys love it and girls hate me for it... Meowww...you can retract the claws catty girls and go squeeze your cookie butts into those size 28 jeans.

I don't care if I hear people cutting down tall slender pretty girls because I know "for a fact" that life is much better because of the way someone looks. Tall attractive people are more sucessfull, live longer and stand out in a crowd. Allesandra is undeniably striking to look at with her long limbs and exotic features. That is a fact every 5'6" average looking dirrrty blonde fast food eating American girl HATES!!! Stop whining girls and accept the fact that we are and always will be alfa!

mejane- my thoughts exactly. everyone knows she loves the blow a little too much...who cares if she is skinny or smokes?

Lowlands- Check your facts and stats. Models are getting SHORTER AND SKINNIER, NOT taller! The average height of a model back in 1994 was 5'11". IT IS NOW 5'8"!

frenchie, you conceited bitch, bend down so I can cum on your face!

p.s. Given your self-description (honestly, if you're not famous, who the fuck cares?), I'm quite sure you're a horseface.

#73 ...I always thought guys liked tall girls too. But as it turns out, most guys I've met actually prefer small, petite girls w/ some curves. (And a big thing too is the whole "waist to hip ratio", but I won't even get into that). Guys might find the glamazon supermodels sexy on tv and in magazines, but they don't realize that the girls are tall and just photograph better for it, and in real life they usually aren't as drawn too tall, lanky, twiggy types. A lot of guys are short these days too, so what guy wants some chic towering over him? Not too many. Not only that, but you are bashing all these typical "American girls", saying they all have dirty blonde hair and are 5'6. Well, actually, 5'6 is considered somewhat tall for an American female. The average height is actually only around 5'4. All that being said, everyone has different taste, and it all just comes down to that, and also how people look as a whole; not just feature by feature, and not just by height. Oh yeh, and personality plays a big part too. So, basically...get over yourself.

75-Dumbo- I'm sure the internet porn takes care of you discharge habits...besides, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't know what to do with a live girl.

She looks hungry to me. I'm going to send her some of those McDonald's Gift Cards, and then she will be my friend for life.

who the F* is this, and why the F* should we care?!!!

76- miss oblivious

I agree that there are different strokes for different folks; however, I know my heigth has helped me in life. Statistically taller people do better, but personality does matter in the end... good genes only add to good characteristics.

I take care of myself to stay fit and like the way I look. I don't think that is conceited so I don't really need to get over that, but thanks.

My mom had a friend who was a supermodel like this bird. Fast forward 25 years.... I'm in a Jewish deli in the SFV with a girlfriend when my mom's friend comes up and give me a kiss. My girlfriend started laughing and laughing and laughing she thought that someone was playing a joke on us and had a drag queen come up and kiss me.

Now you know the rest of the story ......

who fucking cares. stop posting this bullshit that isnt even news just because it gets you off.

miss oblivious

One more thing... just because a girl is tall doesn't mean she can't be curvy. I know all about the hip to waist ratio.

I totally agree with all the Alessandra supporters.
This whole fat trend is disturbing. While it is true that I will look twice at a woman who has nice T and/or A, it is increasingly more disturbing that men AND women are encouraging the beautification of obese and unhealthy body types. What happened to encouraging
proportionate BMIs and those who don't have Dunlaps Disease??
It seems like we as a society went from the rail thin heroin-chic of the 90s to walking tubs of lard.
I hope we can all agree that this chick is, at the very least, CUTE, if not very lovely.

Ummm...just to comment...I'm 5ft one...yes I'm tiny and I'm 98 lbs. Guys may like tall slender girls but I'm here to tell you they love small petite ones as well. I've never had problems getting a date and I've never wanted to be 6ft tall. I say this because I don't want to hear the old 'you must be chubby' refrain. Having said that I think there are some tall models who are lovely, Christy Turlington back in the day was about the most perfect looking women I'd ever seen IMO. I think Christy now in her late 30s and Adriana Lima both smoke this girl, however. I don't understand why Allesandra looks so plainish here when she didn't in the pictures in the post below??????

Can we have Jessica Biel in her bikini back on the site now?

76. I agree....when it comes right down to it guys look at the whole package and personality DOES indeed, play a huge part.

Oh and by the way, Frenchie? Good for you that you're so tall and beautiful, thank your parents for that. Good to see that it's helped you in life but....even though I'm a shrimp and therefore, according to you, someone that may not be as successful in life I'm doing fine thanks. I've been a succesful bathing suit and fetish model and I'm on my way to becoming a sucessful real estate agent so I don't think my 'shortness' has hindered me too much.

freddiegirl #86...eeer shrimp? Thanks for reciting your dance card for all to see...sounds like you're mediocre at a lot of things. Keep at it though...I'm sure something will stick. Now go on with your short self!!!

72 and 74, where do you guys get your info on her coke habit?

84, WHHHATTT? I hardly see a fat trend in fashion these days, or ever for that matter. Clothes generally look better on slender, tallish people who are in proportion.
This woman has a BMI of 16.1. Do you think that's healthy? I don't.

Oh, and just in case you think I am the jealous type, I'm not. I am 5'7", 125 pounds with D cups and a smoking hot body.

I think all sorts of body types can be attractive and this girl is normally very pretty but something is up with her now and she's looking kind of sickly. I feel sorry in a way for her and other celebs who get followed around by the paps and picked apart like this by us on the Internet.

The Victoria's Secret people are going to have their work cut out for them at the nest catalog shoot trying to make it appear as though she has any boobs left at all.

#88 There IS a fat trend. Women use to try and get their waists thinner to look curvier. Now women say f--- the waistline...I'll just grow a bigger ass and get a tit job.

I'll take a venti mocha with double shot of caramel and chocolate sprinkle on top...and a muffin top to go.

Maybe I have weird tastes or something but her legs and arms look like my grandpa's, and I'm not attracted to my grandpa...should I be?

Wow, Frenchie lots of pesonality you have there. Having several careers doesn't mean mediocre, but hey, good to see I touched a nerve. You go with your beanpole self, right back atcha!

So....what have you done lately?

Wow, Frenchie lots of pesonality you have there. Having several careers doesn't mean mediocre, but hey, good to see I touched a nerve. You go with your beanpole self, right back atcha!

So....what have you done lately?

Airbrushing emergency.

Short people....Short people.....Short people ain't go no reason to live.......

She looks like one of those Century City Assistants that are looking for Mr. Rich Billionaire to run away with. Mr. Rich needs to be just entering mid-life crisis, so she can walk in and steal him from his wife and children. This would be a challenge to this type of girl. Just look at her --- HOMEWREACKER SLUT!!!!!

Frenchie obviously has self-esteem issues, otherwise she wouldn't be posting about how wonderful she is on some celebrity bashing website. Leave the poor girl alone and let her think she is special for being so tall.

by the way, why are there a bunch of people reciting their life stories on here? I don't care how tall you are and how much you weigh, and I doubt anyone else here does either. so stuff it.

#73-

Hay Alfa - Frenchie - I love horses, are u a really tall horse. Will u go to the barn dance with me.......please. I'll bring u some carrot treats when I come to pick u up.

this websites keeps me laughing long after i've closed the window. i want you to write my life story, at least then it would be interesting!

91 and 92 freddiegirl-

You're right...you're not mediocre. But someday you may aspire to become mediocre. Good models always end up in real estate right?...a nice middle man warm bodied position.

Do you sit in a booster seat while driving to random open houses on the weekends?

80...I never said there was anything wrong with being happy w/ the way you look, taking care of yourself, etc, etc. But anyone who says
... "guys love it and girls hate me for it... Meowww...you can retract the claws catty girls and go squeeze your cookie butts into those size 28 jeans...Stop whining girls and accept the fact that we are and always will be alfa!"
...sounds like a conceited snot to me. I also never said that tall girls can't be curvy too; I know they can. Fashion models are always so tall, so I grew up thinking thats what guys wanted. Then was surprised to learn otherwise. A large majority of guys go crazy for petite little ladies. And I'm not one of them, so I'm not tooting my own horn here. Yes, I'm 5'6 and have blonde hair. But I've always been considered somewhat on the tall side because I am slender (but curvy)so I look taller. I've personally always liked my height because I feel I'm right in the middle; not too short, not too tall. Anyways, besides the point. I think if someone is attractive, they are attractive, regardless of height. And I think most men like curvy (I'm not talking chunky)ladies, which Alessandra is not. She would be if she put on a few more pounds, but instead she looks like she does the typical "model diet" of cig's, and who knows what else. But I do think Alessandra is attractive, just not gorgeous. So I've heard all the data that attractive, taller people make better salaries, etc, etc. But I think the taller part more so pertains to men. And I could totally make fun of you here and say that its obviously not your brains that got you ahead in life..."however, I know my "heigth" has helped me in life"...but I wouldn't do that ;)

101-miss oblivious

Wow! Don't get so upset. Sounds like you're a cutie! Like I said...different strokes for different folks. My comments are a tounge in cheek rebuttal to all the catty girls out there. A mirror can be pretty scary for some of them..ya know.

I'm simply speaking from my own experience and yes...a good head on your shoulders is important but first impressions are also important. I'm sure you can see that point.

Frenchie I feel sorry for you because you clearly have an "I wasn't a cheerleader" complex (you probably played water polo or basketball or some nasty man-girl shit).

Studies show that men FAR prefer women in the 5'4" to 5'6" range. Have you ever seen a stunningly beautiful girl with a 23 inch waist 34 inch hips and a full C cup with 18% body fat, super long gorgeous legs (lean and toned without an ounce of cellulite), long gorgeous hair and the face of an angel. That is the description of the hottest type of girl on earth and she will smoke the shit out of the manly fucking tall ass scare crows. At a bar, at work, ANYWHERE this type of girl will overwhelmingly get ALL THE ATTENTION over some nasty tall horse faced bitch that’s as tall as, and in many cases taller, than the guys and wears the same size shoes as them.

Like I said on the other Alessandra posts as a 6'2' athlete it fucking revolts me when a girl dresses up and puts on her heels and is as tall as me. Take my other surfer buddies starve them, shave them, put them in a wig and a bikini and they'll look just like this bitch. Why the fuck would that turn me on. Guys like girls who look feminine and last time I checked man-tall Amazonians look like nasty drag queens. Trust me 99% of guys will agree with me on this one. The other 1% are chubby chasers so you chicky are SHIT OUTTA LUCK. You and the tall bean poles aren't at the bottom of the food chain but no way in fuck are you at the top either. SOOOOOO many girls out smoke this type of run of mill skank.

P.S. No men ever lusted after Gwenyth Paltrow. That's just not the PRIME type of chick. Get over it. Only fat girls think that's the ultimate body type but, guys aren't that impressed by it.
AND if you have this body do yourself a favor and work out beacause like Alessandra you must be doughy, dimply and bony. If your face resembles hers you might wanna get a nose job too.

miss oblivious-

If you think that looks only play a role in interpersonal relationships than your professional achievements will reach a mediocre level...at best. My comment on looks is true and does not reflect nor should it diminish any other attribute on an individual.

P.S. Thanks for the novel. I'm sure lots of thought went into it ...Sorry that your track record is so shotty you had to settle for average.

#105. Well I knew a "novel" would offend you since you aren't very bright and probably have trouble reading more than a few sentences.

You are obviously a bitter miserable hag. I admit that being tall matters for men (lucky me)but it's quite different when it comes to women. I smell a high school nerdy dork who thinks she got hot when in actuality she still looks like an awkward sasquatch with man feet.

Your right it's hard to have to accept the fact that you've ended up with a girl where everywhere you go AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE, on a daily basis people gasp and say to my wife "oh my god you are so stunning" and
"Oh my god you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen". It gets annoying. We like to travel all over the world but since my wife has a little something called striking universal beauty it gets irritating. Average NOPE she's exotic and TRAFFIC STOPPINGLY BEAUTIFUL (literally she has stopped traffic, funny but true). I could tell so many stories of what she's had to endure. I mean she was harassed and it actually got to a point where the police had to be involved. Stalked at every job. She is literally dangerously beautiful. Even in crowded cities like New York and Paris she stands out. My wife is incredible and I have no shame talking about how perfect she is. Luckily unlike you she is incredibly humble and modest. I remember a girl at one of her jobs same description as you was so jealous of her, she would tell us that every time we saw her "Oh my god I am so jealous of your wife she is like the prettiest girl I've ever seen". Poor thing. Plain tall Jane.

Back in my day some nasty tallies were always calling me and following me around while I surfed and I was like fuck I just don't like girls who look like men why won't they get lost. They looked like this typical twat tall AVERAGE skanks.

Hey 5'10" & Attractive -

If it makes you feel better to think that the whole world would jizz at the sight of someone with your looks, cool. Personally, I don't "hate" on women very often. I find most women attractive, actually, including a lot of celebs that get bashed here. I have NO trouble saying that a chick is pretty or hot, ever. But AA is not in my eyes. She's the polar opposite of everything I like about women. I like boobs. Butts. Curves. Pretty face. Nice voices. Eyes that don't look like someone sucked the soul of them. So when I say she looks like a boy, I mean it. If I saw her on the street would I pick apart her flaws? No way. I just wouldn't notice her at all, but then that probably bothers you most, judging by your little fit. Can't handle that we all have different tastes and some of u 0 gasp! - don't give a shit about tall and skinny chicks with bland looks? Sorry. For what it's worth, there are plenty of people that DO love this look, so I'm sure you'll get your share of jizz that you're so desperately seeking. It just won't be mine. :-)

Play doctor - pic?

Is this site gonna become an Alessandra Ambrosio fansite? Seriously, if you're gonna obsess over a VS model, at least obsess over Adriana Lima. She's a billion times hotter than this chick...

#108.

If the world wasn't such a filthy place and the internet was not crawling with psychos I would have posted a pic of my princess and not have had to write ONE word. Sadly I can't. I'm sure you'd approve she has long dark hair, like rich chocolate, and the most jaw dropping eyes and perfect features. Just picture the definition of beauty. On our wedding day that's what the priest called her. She is the personification of a goddess. Again I have no shame praising her. I'm in love with a beautiful woman, the most beautiful. Life is good.

Basically what it boils down to is...Men like the women in Playboy, not so much the women in fashion magazines. Not just for the obvious naked reasons, but because these women represent their "ideal" of female beauty; curvy & sexy. And its usually the same in the celebrity world;the hottest celeb chics usually aren't real tall. I think women are finally starting to realize this; hence the increased female interest in breast implants, butt implants, etc, etc in the past decade. Anyways, I realize that looks have a huge impact on one's life. I just don't think height has that much to do with it (at least not for women). As for your comment... "Sorry that your track record is so shotty you had to settle for average."...I have no idea what you're talking about here (but as far as settling for average, my husband is 6'1 and very successful & handsome). Then again, this topic is starting to bore me so I don't really care. So my "novel" (which was all off the cuff)has ended, and you can continue on with your tall girl saga.

Alessandra is pretty much vertical front and back, with very little T&A. Tall and extremely slender. But I find her really beautiful and attractive, along with Adriana Lima.

I guess for me it's all about the slenderness ratio combined with a nice face. To each his own.

Alessandra is the perfect woman, not one flaw on her. It's easy to see why women here are so jealous of her.

Man this chick is one nasty fugly man-faced dog.

LOL All you people calling her too skinny and anorexic.

ALL GIRLS HAVE DIFFERENT NATURAL BODYSHAPES. SOME ARE THAT SKINNY BY NATURE, and if everyone in your country wasnt so damn fucking stuffed with grease and burgers you all would know that too.

ITS SO FUNNY THAT ITS ALWAYS AMERICANS CALLING EVERYONE ELSE TOO SKINNY, YOU GUYS MUST REALLY LOVE BEING THE MOST OBESE NATION IN THE WORLD.

Youre all obviously just jealous of her. ''Omg, she has ONE chin, lets hate her!''

Most people in the western world (which includes europe) LOVE Alessandra, shes absolutely stunning. Except americans who dont like anything unless its so fucking fat and unhealthy you have to forklift it to the fucking hospital before it has a heartattack and dies.

she's simply not that hot. i'm unsure why you feature her. yeah, she's a model, she has a "cool" pc, alliterative ethnic name, but she's frankly a bit mannish in a pubescent kind of way. also, who decides who becomes a model -- a panel of gay men, right? well, they don't speak for straight men. we like breasts and some semblence of an ass. thanks, though.

I'd also like to say that this thread is exactly why arguing over the Internet is completely pointless. It's nearing the posting quality of youtube, and most of you know how childish and retarded those e-arguments get.

Any bold claims made by anyone over the Internet should always be taken with a grain of salt, so don't expect people to just believe you. Say what you want about yourselves or people you know, but without a picture to justify them, they are all null. Not to mention in this day and age, you could probably just take a random obscure picture of another person and pass it off as your own.

You can pick on Alessandra all you want, or pick on each other and argue which is better, but in the end I believe there's a market for every kind of beauty. And to me Alessandra is very beautiful and deserving of being one of this site's "spotlight" girls, along with fellow model Adriana Lima. But that isn't to say that's the only type of women I like.

One last thing. You know those Top 100 Sexiest Women Lists that are made every year by publications and websites? I finally found one where I (for the most part) agree. And it's from The Bastardly of all places too.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/04/alessandra-ambrosio-bastardly-sexiest-women-2007-1/

Nice to know Alessandra and Adriana took the #1 and #2 positions. Although personally I would've flipped the two. Nevertheless, it's a hell of a list.

Cheers.

She's a fucking swizzle stick are you people kidding? This cadaver could pass for an Dachau survivor!

why isn't this post about Paris or Linsey?

"why isn't this post about Paris or Linsey?"

I get tired of hearing about them. This site could really diversify itself a little...

@ Number 19 Bridget-

I don’t really give a sh*t about this chick in any sort of capacity, but sometimes people that post here are so preoccupied with finding fault that it’s kind of sad. And I’m not talking about sad in the “I shed a tear for you every night before falling into sweet slumber” kind of way…it’s more in the “I laugh at you, because I know that the other 98% of your life is spent playing XBox 360 live and bragging to some dorky Russian gamer about how you succeeded in getting a pity f*ck from an off-duty prostitute two years ago” kind of way.

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO COME UP WITH YOUR WAY TOO LONG COMMENT? TRYING TOO HARD MUCH? LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE EITHER. AND JUST CAUSE WE DON'T ALL WORSHIP THE SAME BEAUTY MYTHS YOU DO, DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE JEALOUS. NOW GO WRITE ANOTHER MONOLOGUE. LOSER.

......isn't this thesuperparis.com ?

How does this qualify as decent gossip? I don't come on this site to read about this chick and Ashley Tisdale, I come here to read about Britney and Lindsey Lohan acting like retards!

These posts are SO uninteresting? Who cares about Alessandra Ambrosio's day-to-day life? She's so overrated. Write about her when something worth writing about happens. Like, she dies.

You know, she is gorg but she would definately be drop dead gorgeous if she just wasn't so skinny :\

that girl is way too skinny! somebody give her a sandwich!!

#50 - That is an Excellent Idea! The Paps could pan across some piles of shit and claim they have found "Britney Spoor" - they should have a Marlin Perkins narrator/front man and some poor slob named "Jim" who actually does all the dirty work (like Britney clobbering him with an umbrella) but doesn't get any of the credit. Classy Xtina and Avril could spit on him, he could have phones thrown at him... the possibilities are endless.

She can come over and clean any day :)

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who wrote fuckin bookz☻
on here yezterday☻
SHUT THE FUCK UP☺☻
no fuckybody carez
about your bullzhit☻
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I don't think there's anything wrong with her figure. It's an hourglass, as you guys can see from the picture where her back is to the camera.

It's true that being attractive helps people in life, but being tall doesn't help women much, I think. It might help men, but not women.

And I doubt that there's such thing as a 'universal beauty'. Doubt that there is even ONE person in the world that everyone finds beautiful. What one person considers 'exotic and sexy', might be considered 'ugly and dorky'. (Trust me, been there)

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Conky is always happy to see pictures of the Goddess Alessandra.

Thanks

#130.
You know someone has won an argument when people say "oh well prove it". Awww boohoo to good to be true eh, ya it's a great life to live, and I could give a fuck if some fat little douche in their basement doesn't believe me. When I'm done writing this I'll spend the weekend with my angel while many of you will spend it getting fatter ALONE, ALL ALONE.

What loving husband would put up a picture of their wife when she already had to deal with so much harassment, especially in these unsafe times with the internet crawling with perves.

Universal beauty definitely exists, but anyone who doesn't understand the concept is obviously really ugly and has been found unattractive by so many people. Felicia don't feel bad that people think you are ugly and dorky. Perhaps the term exotic confused your little brain (exotic as in a more beautiful leaner young Catherine Zeta Jones). Anyway honestly I pity someone who is so bitter. A guy can just talk about a girl who is really beautiful and girls get all upset and defensive, it's quite pathetic. Tooo bad no one will ever feel that way about you. If EVERYWHERE (the mall, the grocery store, walking down the street, all over Europe, in Africa, in China, all over north America, in all those different places with such different cultures) a girl goes people tell her how absolutely stunning and astoundingly beautiful she is trust me she's universally beautiful. You can also tell when people say to her over and over
"you have that incerdible universal beauty".

Anyway whatever bullshit people throw my way or whatever little troll tries to overcompensate for their pathtic existence I don't give a fuck. The truth hurts losers, and the women here know no man would EVER spend time writing this much about how incredible they are. I could go on FOREVER. Everyone knows damn well they wish they had a treasure and I have no shame being so in love, it's the best thing on earth. Life is good and my wife is incredible.

I have a princess to get back to. Goodbye fatties and uglies enjoy your bitter misery. You'll all have plenty of company.

#19 & 73 : You know... being tall and slender doesn't automatically make you hot... you conceided bitches! Just look at Kimberly Stewart!!LOL
It's so easy to say you're pretty when you're hiding behind a computer!

nnnnnot hotttt. average, boring, yawn. this is the kind of chick that gay dudes think is really hot...

She's pretty, I don't see what's wrong with her, and Im a girl. Although she does look like a female Tom Cruise, but that's because of the face she is making.

Oh, Play Doctor: shut the fuck up for awhile and get back to your little *princess* or whatever. You bore us.

WHO?

Jeez, has this gotten ugly.

First off, NO ONE looks like they would in a professional photo shoot in real life so just stop picking her apart. Also, yes, models photograph and look better on a runway at 5'9" and up. In real life, they tend to be a bit awkward and probably taller than most of the males reading this which is why guys usually go for women in the 5' to 5'7"ish range in real life.

Second, she does not have ugly "snake" veins or cellulite to whoever it was who said that.

Third, to frenchie, I guess I can agree to a certain extent that in American culture, we are somewhat lazy and tend to eat too much so if that is what you mean by the fat problem, I agree although I am the opposite of this myself, I guess that's not really the norm in the US. What I said though was that there is no fat movement in fashion, nor has there ever been. Also, if you are so great, why aren't YOU on the cover of the Victoria's Secret catalog?

PlayDoctor, I think it's sweet that you are so in love with your wife. I hope she's as beautiful as you say she is.

Finally, I still say this model is very pretty but I wish she would gain a few and I find it ironic that a lingerie model would have next to no breast tissue on her body but whatever. I will still shop at VS regardless. It does bother me a bit that her BMI is only 16.1 (healthy range is 18.5 to 24.9) and that she is an example for young girls but if it weren't her, they would just go find some other too skinny model to take her place.

I think Adriana Lima has a healthier looking body with pretty curves. Hopefully, they will go back to more of that in the fashion industry soon. I miss the beautiful curvy girls of the late 90's/early 2000's like Heidi, Cindy, Claudia, Eva, etc. To me, they look like women, not little boys.

That is all.

I prefer Adriana Lima too. Sure she might have been a little choppy lately compared to her old self but she has more curves and is more healthy looking than Alessandra.

Her legs are gross. Why is this person so popular with the men? Are all men gay?

So far, there is a kind of funny trend in AA's most vocal supporters (not counting the people who are calm about saying that she's pretty): Straight woman & men/males who call everyone else gay. I mean, doesn't this *support* the people who say that she's a bit boyish? Straight women like her as do latent homosexuals.

LMAO, Play Doctor, all you seem to do is insult everyone. If anything, YOU are the very definition of an Internet troll.

'Sometimes the public forgets people as good looking as Alessandra and I are still regular people too. We supermodels have to clean out our cars just like everybody else, only afterwards when we walk down the street we're worshipped as gods and get bags of money thrown at us'.Genius!your writing has really made improvement lately! I could have written this myself!Go on with the good works!

(67)At the first thought i was thinking this is the back of a horse-trailer anyways.I didn't know she's this tall and a giant that she'd need a Stretch (in height) Hummer.

somebody kill me now. i just wacked off to a hot model taking out the trash. someobody spank me. spank me. won't somebody pleeeeeeaaaaazzzzz spank me now?

ugh, anyone who jerks off to pics on the superfish should not be spanked -- they should be beaten within an inch of their lives. Haven't you guys ever heard of playboy?

uhmm... so lemme get this straight... the story RIGHT UNDER THIS ONE... pple comemnt abt eva longoria being to short, that shes a midget and looks liek a gnome... now on this post, THE SAME PPLE are talking abt Alessandre being too tall, looking like a giant. so may I ask.. what in the world should a good looking woman look like. and would all you ladies stop fighting over who looks the best. I havent seen any pictures and im not very interested either, but it just seems to me like theres a lot more self esteem issues going on here. Just learn to respect yourself and like the way you look and accept others the way they are. Tall, skinny, curvy, short. Different men like different women so jsut stop making up excuses for the way u look and just be happy. I thank god that i have all my limbs and all my senses cuz some pple don't and you can imagine what they're thinking if they'd be reading these posts.

I confirm guys like curvy, average-heighted chicks, even my pro athlete boyfriend.
What they like most though is a girl that is (to quote Notting Hill) "gaga for it." Bar none, that is the most attractive quality in a woman for a man. They tend to forget how tall you are when you are shaking your tail in their faces.

Hey PlayDoctor, please post a photo of your wife. I have to decide for myself if she is really as "traffic stopping beautiful" as you say she is

i've always thought ale was beautiful in the vs catalogs and in ads and commercials. i like that she looks normal in person--i.e., not perfect. it just confirms how much is really airbrushed in professional photography.

I'm still trying to figure out who this chick is... another "and you're famous because?"

KILL Play
Doctor
quit bragging☻
U know that bitch
iz a pain in your
azzhole☻

She looks like shit, maybe it's a bad day.
And who THE FUCK wears a bikini to clear out their car?! EH?!
I do still like her because she can look beautiful on a good day.
I wonder what she's like in person.

Play Doctor - you sound scary, like you keep your "angel" in a dungeon chained up. What is behind your hatred of tall women, big noses, big feet and anything but chocolate brown Catherine Zeta Jones hair? Frankly, you're a freak. I'm tall (5'9") and I have a nose and feet proportionate to my size, I am slender and yet have a bubble butt that men cannot stop ogling everywhere I go, and that's after 2 kids. I have a tiny waist to go with that too, so your comments that tall women are curve-less are just wrong. I have been told by many men that I am the perfect height. To each his own, just as you find shorter women perfect. But us tall women are not all Gwyneth Paltrow types. I am not that tall and I have anything but a boyish build. Plenty of people think Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are the most beautiful women in the world (I disagree tho), and they are 5'8 and 5'7 so there.

Who in the shit cares what anyone looks like on this site.
Shut up and die.

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would be zolved if I would
juzt zpell right☻☻
ztupid bitch☻☻
Zpelling haz nothing
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bitchez: don't try to
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complete waste of time,
itz not your buzinezz☻

he updates this site to change the wallpaper,
but not to give us what we need.

hot damn.

ps.
"zpelling" does not spell "spelling."

148, bingo.

This post rocks. There are just so many interesting characters commenting.

*Sigh*. Notice that I NEVER said that beauty doesn't exist. I just said UNIVERSAL beauty doesn't exist. I never asked you to post a photo to 'prove it' either.

Let me explain:

Example: Some guys like girls with flat chests, some guys like B cups and some guys like double Ds.

Example: MOST guys like girls with fair skin. But there ARE guys who are turned off by fair skin. I have a friend who only dates girls with dark/tanned skin.

So, ya see, different people just like different things. I'm not bitter, fat and ugly for thinking that. I'm just trying to be logical.

Oh, and I googled Alessandra Ambrosio. I think she's gorgeous.

http://welove.ff017d.com/images/Miss-Pink/Alessandra_Ambrosio_Pink.jpg

I do not believe in doing my chores half naked!! I also most certainly do NOT believe in women driving automobiles. This is clearly the work of a man, as described by Jesis in the bible!!

Blessings,
Roberta Shugs

How can i meet Alessandra Ambrosio?If she's a really tall giant i'd would like to have her as a girlfriend.If you're a giant like me you've probably back trouble.Because there's always the intention to bend forward to those shorties to tell them to start cooking,cleaning the house or mow the garden etc.It will be a relief for my poor back to have a giant as a girlfriend for the change!

(161)I totally understand and agree with you.A couple of minutes ago i told myself to mow the garden and before i even started my back is hurting already!

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puzzy zucked☻☻☺

#160=what the fuck 3rd.
world country R U from?
U don't believe in women
driving automobilez!
I hope your wife cutz it
off and laughz in your
fucking face, azzfuck☻

...ohhh... i'd kill to have her legs. honestly. she ist probably stupid as hell, not nice at all, and might not work on her ph.d. like i do, but hell, i am really envious. men can see better then they can think.

She's skinny for sure - however, she looks nothing like she does in the VS catalogs.

#159 - As a black woman, I LOVE your over generalization about "MOST" guys liking fair skin.

Making generalizations about what skin color most men prefer is just as bad as saying that there is a universal ideal of beauty.

I love how half the commenters feel the need to mention how hot/thin/big boobed/tall/sexy/attractive/fit they are (I won't even bother; you can't see me and you don't know me, so does it really matter what you think?). Unfortunately, everyone lies. The more you reassure everyone here how fantastic you look, the less everyone believes you. And none of you supposedly "lovely" ladies will ever be even close to the beauty of Ms. Alessandra, so don't even bother. There is a reason she is a supermodel, and we all are just lowely pathetic blog commenters. Get over it.

where did her ass go?

Now yet another way supermodels are different. They can drive around without license plates.

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that I waz Angelina and
I waz kizzing Brad..Yum☻☺
lucky Angelina, lucky Brad,
can't figure out whoz the
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oh yea, the girl at the top
doezn't even compare to Angelina♥

"Tall attractive people are more sucessfull, live longer and stand out in a crowd"

Dude, Frenchie...sorry but I guess you hadn't heard about Princess Di yet, or JFK Jr. and his wife, or River Phoenix, or James Dean, or...how many more good-looking dead people do you need me to name?

Ah shit, Brian Jones too. And there are a those couple of models who died this year from something...can't think of what it is...I'll get back to you on that.

I thought she was Italian...where the hell's her ass?

And you don't need to be tall to be attractive. People seem to forget that for some reason. I am 5'1" and I love it!

I'm 7-feet 5-inches, so I'm gorgeous, and I'll do ass-to-mouth on the first date. But you must have at least a 23-inch cock.

CLICK MY URL AND LOOK AT SECRET #2.

ok really, the important question here...

is that even a valid license plate?

no the REAL question is where the fuck are the damn updates? its been 2 fuckin days... holy shit man!

Ha! Holy crap. Of all things, I didn’t think putting my height would be the issue. I only clarified what I looked like, because I knew that I’d get torn up for my post and figured the easy response would be to rip on me for being fat, ugly etc. I don’t think that 5’10” is the standard of beauty. I’m envious of petite girls sometimes …I totally admit that they can wear things that would look ridiculous on a “giant” like me, and they can be pretty or cute (and sometimes tall girls just can‘t pull off the cute thing).

Whatever. The bottom line is that tall or short, if a girl is hot, then she’s hot. That was kind of the point. Some of the posts on here are really funny, but I don’t get why there is post after post about every tiny flaw. Most of these people do/say/wear stupid stuff that provides more way entertaining material than some random perceived imperfection. But hey, who am I to say? If you really think these people are hideous and it makes you feel better, then pick away!

oh my gawd. she's taking out the trash. nowz she biting her lip. uh huh. there goes the taco bell cup. where's the li'l poer vacuum? ya' gotta' have the li'l power vacuum!... that's so hot ...so hot ... I'm naked and the a/c is set at frigid yet i'm boiling ice cubes off ny throbbing temple ... throbbing ... throbbing ... oh, can i throb her? just a little... just little throb, won't take a few seconds ,,,augh! augh! AAAAUUUGGGH! Whoa .. Whoa ... whoa ...nothing like a good throb'n' blow ... here's your quarter sonny, now get lost ...

I really tried to get into the spirit of things and bash Fish's True Love but I truly can't find anything really wrong with her other than she's not Angelina Jolie.

The real problem is you people with dogs - specifically you people with dogs and you don't clean up after them. I was just standing at the tub of water on the porch trying to get dog poo out of my son's sandals and I'm wondering if you bastards feed your dogs a diet of bubble gum. You can blame all the bad Karma that comes down on your heads this week on me but it won't do you any good - you had it coming. Bastards.

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hey hey, you you avril stealing music!
no way no way she better get some talent

p.s. where are Alessandra's boobs?!

love this debate....all I know is that short curvy women get FAT even before childbirth...JLH, Kelly Clarkson..then there's Salma Hayek...geez mother of GOD!!

I am 5'9" with natural D cups and a bubble but and a 0.68 WHR. I haveCURVES so you idiots saying that tall women do not are ignorant. My husband usued to only date shorter women because he was insecure about himself. He never felt confident enought o approach a model type. He's soooo happy he did! He never has to worry about me getting fat, I've already had 2 children.

I once fucked a 6'5" woman. She was pretty hot, and it was pretty good sex & all, but I did find the elongated anus disturbing at first.

This site has a weird dual personality. Daytime on weekdays, commenters rag the celebs and occasionally get into insult streetfights with each other (largely involving the sex acts of moms). Nights and weekends, the support group junkies come here and douse the place with confessionals and booklets about their pet emotional issssssssssssues. In other words, it sucks here nights and weekends.

#19

The real problem with tall women is that they're all arrogant cunts, if Frenchie and #184 are anything to go by.

Not to mention the nasty tranny feet.

This bitch is disgusting to look at. No hips, no ass, little titties, and a man face.

Any guy who likes this disgraceful excuse for a real woman wants a dildo up his gay ass. Fucking fags.

167, sorry. I should explain more.

I live in Asia, and over here, most guys like fair skin. I guess that's cuz over here, fair skin is often linked with being high-class/rich. I guess I never thought that saying most guys prefer fair skin is as bad as saying there is universal beauty. To me, universal means something everyone like. I just said that MOST guys like fair skin, not all.

Heh, I'm addicted to explaining and debating.

This site really blows. I was one of the first that started reading it. But lately all the posts are really late (if any posts at all). Either pump up the coverage or get out of the game. You're losing it.

#184 you sound hot. Not all short girls are..my ex was 5'2" and stocky with a flat wide wide ass you could land a plane on...no boobs at all...and the waist and hips of a scoliosis victim..20 inch waist and 38 inch hips...dysmorphic. She compensated by dying her hair white and grew it long with a very tanned face and black eyeliner. I kinda dug it for a while, then she turned 35 and she resembled Coco or Donnatella...NEXT!

Agreed. It's been 3 days!

Boring model walking around doing stuff. OK. Great.
Why is this a fukin story again?

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wait, patiently, bitchez☻

Three days later and she's still hot.

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fucked up boobz, azzhole.

I can zee all the boobz I
want at the beach and dickz
zo how about advertizing in
your own part of your gay world.☻

You use a lot of the letter "z." Not sure why. Maybe you are from some horrible Eastern European country, or maybe you're just a worthless simp. Either way, I'm not holding a gun to your head, mister consonant-name-guy.

Just don't click the link.

Bern=don't worry:
won't be clicking
any of your ztupid
gay linkz!
leave the fuckin Z=z
alone..and I live in
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U would underztand the
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"clearly, your old, or
U would underztand the
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"

Firstly, it's "you're," or "you are."

Clearly you're ignorant, or you would understand the most elementally basic rules of punctuation.

Secondly, I would never want to understand something so horribly pathetic.

Was that a woman or a stick with what appears to be tits. Kinda like the apparitions people see on trees of dead people.

#201=my eyez were
hardly opened when
I wrote that zhit..

ztill, everyone iz zo
fuckin perfect that they
have to call every fuckin
perzon out on their miztakez...
Wtf..who givez 5 zhitz if I
zpelled zomething write..
about caring if our world
exiztz inztead of englizh clazz☻

Anyone who judges a persons value based on the way they look is a superficial(very apropos) cunt. #73 you are a cunt. I don't care about the way you look, just about what you said here. And the truth is that maybe men would fuck you to feel like they adhere to some standard of the hot woman, but your personality is lacking. Why not fuck one of those real-dolls and avoid the hassle of a vapid, self-obsessed, superficial bitch like you? And the alpha-female would NOT be you. From the way you describe yourself you'd break like a twig when it's windy.

Um, Frenchie? You sound like a cunt.

201 - Not perfect, but I do call out stupid people. You SHOULD feel bad about being unintelligent (as well as being a person who haphazardly uses the letter "z" on a very constant basis).

Our world is better with more intelligent people in it. So, you should look at this as a homework assignment, passed on to you by someone of a superior intellect.

Hooray for you!

Now get to work, friend.

I would hit that so hard - i can almost hear her bones cracking..

Alessandra is not a giant. She's 5'8" to 5'9" not 5'10" and the average height for a model is not 5'8", it's like 5'10".

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coz there R zo many good jobz
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are being outzourced overzeaz?
or becoz our economy iz zo fuckin
horrible that mozt kidz can't even
afford to go to college...nice world
we live and therefore we zhould be zo
fuckin zmart...like we're going anywhere
but down*******

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO IS HOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT AS HELL!

if you men saw her in public somewhere don't deny you'd want her!

jeeeezus whats with everyone picking out her every flaw?

ay ay ayy hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hottt! (im not a lesbian lol)

Hahahaha this chick is disgusting. I feel much better about myself now. Thanks, dude.

But you know who would think she is totally hot? Perez Hilton. Or any gay man, actually, because she has the body of a teenage male model.

even if people might not think shes hot, shes defenitely CUTE. come on guys!

beijoss alessandra

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a62/ball1jj/LA%20Pink%20Launch/aa5.jpg

miiiow!

#209 You numb twatwaffle, did it ever occur to you that one of the reasons this country's going downhill is because of stupid little shitweasels like you who can't spell, think or communicate to save their sorry asses? (azzez? really, c'mon..) If children like you are our future, we're really and truly fucked.

Thanks a lot, you douchebag.

213=U bunch of old ztep/ford
people ruin thiz world,not uz
kidz...I mean, U ztarted the
bullzhit living and I guezz,
we'll finizh it...U azzholez
ruined your own kidz and now
you ztupidazzez R gonna have
to deal with theze fuck upz.
Nice world U old baztardz made
for uz...riping off the 401 K=z,
zelling our jobz out and making
the rezt of the fuckin world hate
our gutz...no, itz your generation
that fucked it to hell and thatz
where itz gonna ztay...thiz zhit
it done for and U know it..

#214 Yeah, just keep telling yourself that - you're the type that uses everything as an excuse for slacking off. Meanwhile, you couldn't get a job filing papers alphabetically and you know it.

I bet Frenchie is secretly a short fat dumpy choad who's never gotten laid in her life. She comes on here and pretends to be a tall, slender babe so she can defend AA (who is quite hot, I'll agree) but secretly she's just as jealous of AA as any other ugly fat chick.
Or, you know. She could really just be a massive arrogant cunt who thinks that being tall makes her a worthwhile human being (or hot, for that matter)

#19, You're straight, riiigggghhhtttt.. Well since you're not a guy you will never understand a guys perspective on a female "Super Model" who looks like she should be modeling in a Sears catalogue under the boys/ junior section.. She does have any assets or curvature that makes a woman a woman.. Her face is actually really normal looking and her body is well below average.. No disrespect to the young lady but there is something really wrong with society when a woman built like a 12 year old boy can be consider "Super" anything..

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#217 - any celeb caught on cam on day like this one couldnt look any better tha