Jul 5 2007Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures

Nice!

I never knew they were the same age... Alessandra looks 10 years older than Ashley.

Scrawny, boyish, knobby knees, dumb expressions, face like a Chinese crested dog. No thank you.

Easily the hottest anorexic bolt-on tits cig smoking manface transexual on the planet!

wow 2 and 3 must be homosexually linked over the internet...she is hot.period

Maybe it's the smoking?! :/

6th lol!
but Alessandra is smoking :( I don't love her anymore...

Alessandra and Ashley aren't the same age. Alessandra is 26 and Ashley just turned 22. Get it right!

Yeah... can you chill with the Alessandra pics and get some Adriana Lima? Thanks

Liddle biddy titties! Gee, what smoke and mirrors can do for ya! It's all about the padding baby! Amazing what those VS bras can do!

shes in a bikini...big deal. like thats not what she does for a living

I like 'em skinny, makes me seem bigger

Strungout smoking skinny hag...can't wait to see what 35 looks like.

Really, is that right, you made that top yourself at Summer Camp. I'm so impressed. I never would have guessed.

Umm.....I never ever post, this is my first time on this site...but what is up with the veins around her pelvic area in pics 3 & 4....just wondering.

Time to get the socket wrench, I think those titbolts are loosening up a little.

@12 The train has not hit you yet? To bad

Correction: my first time posting on this site...been coming here for like a year and some of you all are true comedians!!!! except for the looser trolls.

When my dad would say "the train's gonna hit you" boy-howdy, he wasn't kidding! I couldn't sit down for a week. Never knew I had that many "uncles"

Way hotter than Gisele.

FIRST!

She is definitely hot at times, and this is no exception. She is skinny, yeah, but not like NICOLE RITCHIE skinny. But the SMOKING, no way. I was like, she looks good, and then I vomited in my mouth. Too Bad. She went from an 8.8 to a 7, so sad.

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Except for the ciggy, I can't find a flaw. I'd be willing to overlook the smoking if she can overlook my constant desire to nail her.

Without too much makeup she doesn't look like model who's super. A supermodel. Still I would like to schlik her til she comes three times.

@26 Only 3 times? I am up for 9 or 10

I forgive you for that Ashley Tisdale crap now

Receiving, that is. Bukkake is my favorite, like a facial mask of love. I feel so close to all my buddies afterwards

She can smoke all she wants. I wouldn't be offended so long as she doesn't mind my breath smelling like her snatch - because I would constantly have my face buried in her beav.

AA: "Hey, wedge, can you answer a question?"
W1: "HMMMMPPHH! MMMPH MMMMM HUMMMMPH HMMPPPHHHHHHH!!"

@29 I am sure you do fuck face

It's such a pleasure to look at pictures of somebody who's not a heirhead.

What's with the forehead in picture 5?

I feel the same way about Tom Cruise:

TC: "Hey, Jimbo, can you answer a question?"
Jimbo: "HMMMMPPHH! MMMPH MMMMM HUMMMMPH HMMPPPHHHHHHH!!"

@32 she would be more of a pleasure to look at if she was naked, laying on her back, with her long legs over my shoulders and I buried my face in her nicely trimed little beaver

First of all, it was BRITNEY & Alessandra who are the same age, not Ashley.

Second, I think Alessandra is stunningly beautiful and looks great in a dress, but I think her body looks a bit scary here. And the camera supposedly ADDS 10 lbs......

Alessandra Ambrosio could take a dump on a dead dove I'm sure this dove would be a lot sexier than your girlfriends. Keep masturbating to Jenna Jameson.

First of all, rochelle, strip and bend over.

Second, take some deep breaths and try not to clench up. And whatever happens, DON'T BEAR DOWN. Instead, go to your happy place if you need to.

It's chicks like this that make me question gay dudes. Seriously, they'd rather have a dudes hairy ass in front of them? I'll never understand gay guys.

I have an extreme desire to insert my penis into this fine young lass.

Fuck, the one girl in the world I'd actually get married to and she's a fucking smoker!
Now she'd have to beg me to fuck her.

the Chinese crested dog comment is right - nice body but her face is not adequite at all

The only thing I can think of that's negative about her is the smoking. She's got the perfect body & is gorgeous. It makes me want to go on a diet!

Her body is just scrawny and unattractive here. She looks MUCH better in photos. I never knew her boobs were so small.

Belly button piercings are disgusting. Instant degrade.

hey btw this guys saying they think she is manish. whatever just because all you can get is fat chicks doesn't mean that the skinny ones are not great females...idiot fucktards

More freakin bikini pics...

i'd let her touch my penis

huh??? this girl has no body. booooooring.

@3-- Boyish? Really? You show me a boy that looks like her and I'll have gay sex with him. That's a promise.

Oh my god she smokes! oh my god! now I wouldn't fuck her no more! Ew! shut up you fucking queer whiner fucks

how strange..i never thought her and brittney was the same age. she is pretty and brittney isn't but to me she looks about 10 years older.

Aww!How nice of her grandmother to knit this bikinitop for her.It does remind me on my own grandmother.I'm always wearing this underwear what keeps me nicely warm.

I have some Italian sausage for her to smoke.....

SHE SMOKES!?!? Gawd. She just went from a 10 to a 6.5.

You people actually think you wouldnt do her because you found out she smokes???? You would all die to find a chick this hot in a bar. Im a chick and I'd do her. As far as the smoking goes, how do you think models stay skinny. You dont exactly see them stuffing donuts in their mouths all day. I dont care. She's hot.

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I know something that will smoke too if you let me alone with her.

I bet her cooter smells like strawberry banana yogurt! Yummy! Like to lick it clean.

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The smoking is the sexiest thing about her.

What's up with all these supposedly hot chicks with kermit the fucking frog legs? Like Longoria yesterday, gross. And this chick looks good in pictures, but that's the magic of photoshop. These pics look like her boob job got jolted down to her knee caps....

She is doing the two best things to get wrinkles being in the sun and smoking. she should look 45 in a couple years.

I'm guessing that this American also has a black boyfriend. These girls are so hard up, they can't even find someone their own color.

It's not funny to convince special ed boys to get implants... not at all.

@48 I'd let her touch my penis.

Nicely done.

Okay, Fish! You are a little too obsessed with this chick. She's not even THAT hot. I don't understand... has no one on here seen better than this?

I have something she can smoke.

Thanks

Oh and by the way: Just because Victoria's Secret says she's hot, doesn't mean that you're homosexual if you're a man and disagree.

She wouldn't be as hot if her name were, like, Dorothy Niedermayer.

am i the only one who notices the large vein on her right side?

To me her boobs look fake - it wouldn't surprise me if she needed an implant to go up to a small/medium B. VS really do wonders...as does lighting, angles and air-brushing.

I still think she's beautiful, just not the uberhuman who appears in VS catalogues.

Sun and cigs for someone who makes a living off her looks. Brilliant.

Why can't you find Adriana Lima in a bikini?

Ewww, her boobs are gross.. they look like a body building man's.
Too skinny, strange knees, and a smoker!
How is that hot?

boobs are gross? she can be skinny, doing strange things to me, on her knees and smoking from her ass for all I care...

Ew... she smokes.

I don't like her scrunched up forehead.

I do, however, like the guys "LOST" boxers.

Lost will kick your a**!

I wouldn't fuck her, but only because she smokes. Smokers just reek of it. It's sick.

But she's still pretty and she has a sexy name.

Um superficial guy, get over this chic already. I would think most of us don't want to hear or see her, as she's nothing special to look at. And how classy,with the cig hangin' out of her mouth. Really gives you a glimpse into how she will look 20 years from now. And how she manages to stay so slim. Obviously not from a healthy lifestyle. Anyways, pretty boring looking girl. I'm sure someone else has mentioned it already, but that last pic is pretty funny...w/ that guy in the background looking like he's ready to catch her ass.

She does have an awesome and sexy name though.

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I have got an erection.

What the hell am I going to do with it now?

OH MY GOD
She's so sex.........

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HaHa...She looks like that guy from Star Trek in pic #5

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Any excuse, eh? You're so freaking obsessed with Alessandra. I don't want to see pics of her sitting in a bikini - keep the wank material to yourself. I only want her face splashed out as "news" if she tripped over a lizard and lost a tooth, or if she was suddenly in control of her own small universe. Otherise she is of no interest.

almost all supermodels smoke (unfortuantly) and no model looks exactly the same as in pictures. she's still extremely beautiful

I think she is sexier with the white shorts on...Would give me great pleasure to see what's under them,a dn bury my 'stache in her

#68 right on..

I don't get why any man would fantasize about humping this infertile sack of bones.

There are women who have some real curves (in the right places)that are so much hotter.

It's kind of funny. Last year Nicole Richie was at this weight and people were calling her anorexic. And now she's actually GAINED weight and superficial is still talking about how infertile she is. When Alessandra who is thinner than Nicole puts on a bikini, suddenly her body is amazing.

Is that a doobie she is smoking! haha

What a surprise. A ridiculously hot chick in a bikini and all the fat pimple faced pig chicks in here are slamming her.

Skinny is better than fat, ok bitches? Hear me? Better I say.

Jeez...like nobody's ever seen this girl in a bikini before. I think the novelty wore off after the 50th Victorias Secret mag was mailed to me.

horrible! lank hair (looks greasy), weird looking tits..definitely disappointing..

What the fuck is wrong with you people? “Oh my god she smokes”, who fucking cares. My dog licks his own asshole and balls, yet I still let him “kiss” me. He’s my big sweetie. She could eat fucking fish guts, I wouldn’t care. I’ve popped many a nut to this fine babe and will continue to do so. She can eat crackers in my bed any time.

I just dont see whats soo great about all of these uber anorexic models who live off of cigarettes and coke. Big deal. Shes nasty. If her face was on a curvier body, I might think this was cute. But sorry. I dont.

And guys, your opinion doesnt matter, because 98% of you would still bone britney. Britney NOW, not Britney pre kids/kfed.

LeeRoy and I were in the underworld last night together. We thought that we were going to have fun, but did anyone ever tell you that the devil is a liar? He promised us that we could see his bedroom, but when we got almost in there, he sent us in a room with all of these serial killers and let them have their way with us. He sat their laughing, while we were repeatedly rape. They used everything in sight on us. We didn't ever think we were getting out of there. Now, poor LeeRoy and I are fucked up the ass so bad, it will be hours before we can enjoy each other again. Damn, my ass is so sore. LeeRoy put Vasaline on it for me. I love him.

Count me in the 2% that wouldn't bone Brit now. Alessandra smokes cigs and I can forgive that, Brit smoked little K-Fed and that is unforgivable.

Once you go K-Fed, you're as good as dead.

at least if you bang britney you wouldnt have to worry about her pelvis breaking and stabbing you thru the dick like this anorexic thing. Her face is beautiful, her body is just umm, not. Its too skinny man. At least britney has all of those "roles" as padding.

Now lets not get any panties or tighty wighties all bunched up BUT it is an honest fact that I, and most of us who didn't grow up in some toothless small town, could easily name a handful of normal non- famous girls that look better in a bikini. I mean fuck, she's the tall thin average girl with a weird, not exotic, face. Every highschool has a girl with this exact body and then ten chicks with hotter bods and prettier faces.

I can guarantee that Superfish guy was in love with some chick who looked a lot like this back in highschool, his love was unrequited and he put the girl on a pedestal and worshipped her. Now any girl that resembles her (and Alessandra clearly conjures up the deepest aasociation) is also worshipped as being perfect. However superfish guy is blinded by infatuation and does not realize that this chick has hidddeous nobby knee legs, a big nose, a flubby tummy (not thr least bit toned), scraggly hair, small boring boobs, squinty eyes, a frighteningly long midriff and monterous veiny man feet.

NEXT.

i think she is one of the hottest victoria secret models. i'd take her.

skinny people HAVE cellulites too!

that been said, i love her body, the greek goddess type.

Oh and ZERO muscle tone. No one likes a butch, except people who don't matter, but does this chick even exercise because her skin and body and face tell me she's on the model diet; diet coke and cigarettes. You can tell cause that gorgeous glow that other girls have is sucked away by nicotine and caffine in this one. She looks a little anemic and dehydrated too.

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wait, how can you call her body "greek Goddess type"??? Greek Goddesses had CURVES. CURRRRRRRRVES. I dont see a curve on this bitch. And seriously... who said anything about cellulite?? ANYONE can have cellulite. Someone needs to sponser this bitch for FEED THE CHILDREN or something, because she needs a damn cheeseburger.

Oh no, what am I suppose to do now? I have to take a shit, but my butt is so sore and the vasaline isn't helping. How can I get this shit out of me? Maybe it will come out my mouth. Not sure, but I know one thing, it's not coming out of my butt. That's it for me, I'm staying above ground with my loving LeeRoy. He won't hurt me like those bastards did. Maybe I can get an eninma.

I think she just farted on pic 5.

Awwww she it a little penis(pic 3 and 4)

Look it, this VS bitch doesn't have any less fat than Hilary Duff BUT tell me which one looks healthier. Honestly neither of them are the shit but the point is MANY MANY chicks have just as little body fat yet have way sweeter curves than this bean pole.

If humping a man makes me gay, I'm gay! God dammit if society's going to get in the way of that.

FUUUUUUCK my spelling.

Lets try again.

AW it is has a little penis(pic 3 and 4)

The magic is gone.

thanks for the eninma, LeeRoy. I do feel so much better now. Can you have me that bag of frozen peas for my butt. The swelling needs to go down. My mouth still works if you want a blowjob. Come over here you little babydoll face cakes.

Why do you assume I'm gay just because I have sex with men?

It wasn't my fault, I tripped over and it slipped in.

Why do you assume I'm gay just because I have sex with men?

Jimbo, stop. Your tickleling my penis. I can't take it anymore. Ok, you win, I'm yours. What will you do with all 10 inches of me? You know you love it. Wait, I want to go and get some chocolate and whipped cream. I'll make you a banana split. Yummy.

Jimbo, stop. Your tickleling my penis. I can't take it anymore. Ok, you win, I'm yours. What will you do with all 10 inches of me? You know you love it. Wait, I want to go and get some chocolate and whipped cream. I'll make you a banana split. Yummy.

Jimbo, stop. Your tickleling my penis. I can't take it anymore. Ok, you win, I'm yours. What will you do with all 10 inches of me? You know you love it. Wait, I want to go and get some chocolate and whipped cream. I'll make you a banana split. Yummy.

Why do you assume I'm gay just because I have sex with men?

Why do you assume I'm gay just because I have sex with men?

Oh LeeRoy you little minx, come here and let me give you a hug. With friction.

You know you want me bitch.

She looks like Posh with that scrawny body and fake tits. I wonder if she's pre or post-op?

dude, I can't play all day. I have to go to work sometime. Ok, you can give me one more blowjob, and that's it. Put that wig on over there, that lipstick,and those purple highheels. You look so fine like that LeeRoy.

Can we have a threesome with krazihottkelli? Her unecessary zz's make me exited.

I wonder why the devil likes assholes. Maybe I should ask Tom Cruise. He could tell me, he made his deal with him 30 yrs. ago and his cousin's are aliens and they also like assholes. No wonder Tom is so gay. Tom, you are way too out there for LeeRoy and me or I would let you in my little circle. I heard that you were caught in bed awhile back with that guy Rob Thomas. I can't say I blame you there, he's hot.

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of dicks not pussy. sometimes I like
pussy, but the dicks are winning right
now. guys give better blowjobs and most
girls won't take it in the ass. I like
what I have right now.

Stop trolling Jimbo, or I'll kick your ass. He's my little bitch ho and I will protect him.

I do have a couple fantasies I'll let you know LeeRoy. we can bring them in our circle of love. That guy, Constantine from am. idol, he's hot and he has long hair, I love that. Dude, remember when we use to do Eddie Van Halen? Look at him now, he face is the result of Satan's dicks in his ass too many times. He looks awful. We need to stay away from Satan. I don't want to look as bad as Eddie does.

Take me now LeeRoy! I wan't to be sandwiched between you and Tom Cruise.

#124 is a fake-ass clone.

I do have a couple fantasies I'll let you know LeeRoy. we can bring them in our circle of love. That guy, Constantine from am. idol, he's hot and he has long hair, I love that. Dude, remember when we use to do Eddie Van Halen? Look at him now, he face is the result of Satan's dicks in his ass too many times. He looks awful. We need to stay away from Satan. I don't want to look as bad as Eddie does.

LeeRoy my love, there is something you must know. Im actually a middle aged hermaphrodite called Marvin.

her boobs don't look at big as i expected.
i guess photoshop works wonders for turning B cups to C's in the VS catalog.

she's still hot. i'd do her.

Jimbo, my boy Navarre just called and he's cuming over here. I told him all about you. He's already in love with you and he's bringing his highheels.

LeeRoy, bring him over. I like the sound of his name. He sounds cute. You said he was black too. I love the black guys way better than the white stiff boys.

I know you do Jimbo. We are so much more fun. I hope Navarre doesn't bring white dildos. Sometimes, he has fantasies of white trash, but your white, so I'm sure he'll get his gurve on all over you. He's going to love your ass.

Hi Navarre, where did you say you were from?
It doesn't matter. I see you brought you wigs and dresses and nice shoes. Put that bikini on first. Pretend that you are a supermodel walking down the runway. Then, LeeRoy and I will attack you and pull you off the stage. This is fun, I love the look of his big penis in those little panties.

129 stop trolling Jimbo or your ass is gone. I'll send some boys from the hood for your dumb ass.

dang your cock is big.

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Jimbo, you go first. I'll get you from behind. After this, we're all going to
get in the hot tub and relax with our beers.

LeeRoy, let's take this out to the hot tub now. We can do stuff in there and it feels better on my little butt.

137, we're doing dicks now,not boobs.
Jimbo, we're there. anything to make my little baby face cakes feel better. I'm on my way in.

She's a fugly dresser. It's so funny to see celebs and idiot models when they aren't primped and styled by professionals because they can't dress or accessorize themselves worth shit. What's with the one earring? LAME.

LeeRoy, I'm pregnant with your love child, it is a hermaphrodite also. I shall name it Walmart, after my great uncle Walmart.

Shes somking a joint you guys. Thats 100% OK better than getting pissed up like the LL/Spears seem to do all the time.

Grass good, booze and cocaine BAAAAD

Hey superficial website dude! It's a sign when the people writing comments are talking transvestite and gangland ass kicking the tranny. The girl in these pic is uselessly boring. So boring the posters would rather fight among themselves.

That girl smokes and she's thin. Aren't cigarettes amazing. They let you eat without having to throw up all the way till u die a cancerous death. I hear people with cancer are thin too. Why not post a few pics from a cancer unit of a hospital.

I don't think she is as scrawny as some people on here say she is. I think her body looks normal and she's a pretty girl. Everything is where it should be and that's why she's a model.

I find it amusing that there is always one poster who claims that all the naysayers are just "fat chicks" who are pissed off that men like skinny girls. Just to let you know, not all chicks are into dick. A lot of girls on this site couldn't give a fuck if men are attracted to Alessandra. We're looking at it from the POV of "would I fuck her?"

Yes, I would, if she'd put down the cigarette while we did it. She has a wicked hot body, albeit a little bony. But I like that. She's nice and femme.

Oh, and I LOVE her earring. That earring is worth talking about.

Son of a bee sting! What's happening to this site!!!! Whoever this dumbtwatfuck is filling the site with moronic assfucking crap needs to shut his pie hole.

It's Jimbo's fault. He's such a gaylord.

I agree with 146 about the whole jealous fat chicks part. If you read the comments, most of the girls are talking about how hot she is while the guys are calling her too skinny.

Face it, there are A LOT of jealous women posting here because a) they will never be tall and b) they will never be skinny, and I am built like Alessandra and I can assure you that men have always wanted to get with me. Tall and slender does not mean "sack of bones", it is sexy and that is just the way some people are built and if we put on weight it is not evenly distributed like it is on some shorter, dumpier gals' bodies so we keep our weight even all of our lives. It's not rocket science. Just don't eat a bunch of crap and eat healthy and stay away from soda. To each his own - if you don't find her body attractive then fine, but many people do so deal with it.

And yeah folks, that is a JOINT she is smoking, not a cancer-stick so you can go back to wanting to marry her, unless you are anti-pot on the beach, and who would be that?

One more thing, y'all have some bad taste in women if you think this slender, proportionate, curvy (yes, I see a waist and an ass, something many women sadly lack), and Shitney's dumpy, aging body is "hot" again?

I meant to say, if you think Alessandra is not curvy or feminine. As if only chubby girls 5'5 or less are feminine.

150--sure ya are.

I'd like to use that bikini top as a bullseye for my tongue.

"Smoking Hot" you sure to talk a lot of shit.

dude, this girl is NATURALLY fine!!! jezuz H!!!! now THIS beautiful, sexy, hot hot hot babe blows alba(TROSS) outta the water ANY DAY!!!!!
now if only alessandra would return my calls ;) j/k like i know ANY celebs! LOL
still, id give my left nut to fuck this goregeous creature. ( alessandra, NOT albatross!! )

astella, i completely agree!!!!

"Smoking Hot" -- I hate to break it to you, but here's a little lesson. One cannot become 'tall' by eating right and exercising and staying away from soda. Slender, perhaps -- if they have the right genes. They might become toned, healthy, fit... all great things. But 'tall'? NO. Pilates might help in elongating your spine, but you can't just become tall and thin from going on a diet and exercising, good Christ. Sorry, you just made my brain want to explode from your dip-shittery.

PS: Anyone who has to point out that men want to get with them all the time? Have no men wanting to get with them all the time. Or women. Just saying.

157-I have evidence of two very unnatural orbs on her chest that says she ain't natural. (see picture #6.)

#150. If you are built like this girl you should REALLY consider WORKING OUT. No one who has a brain is suggesting this body type needs more fat (since there is plenty of saggy flubber already)but a little healthy muscle tone wouldn't hurt (and by healthy I don't mean Jessica Beal that's WAY to manly). This is from a guys point of view who is a 6'2" and a professional surfer so don't throw your insecure little "You're probably a fat girl" shit at me. Sure girls built like this aren't ugly but there are many leaner hotter body types. Sorry but guys like nice breasts, nice curves a cute butt and elegant long legs not bony chicken legs with and ugly shape. There is not much a girl can do with this body type to be much hotter (EXCEPT WORK OUT and wear clothes than aren't so FUGLY) because other girls smoke her right off the radar. Plus big noses and bland hair are really nasty. Long gorgeous dark hair like Catherine Zeta Jones is much hotter. It's also pretty repulsive when girls have giant size eleven feet and when they get all dressed up in their heels they are the same height as me ... something about girls who look like drag queens turns me off. Some off the hottest leanest girls I've ever known were 5'5" had less body fat than this chick and gorgeous long legs and curves in all the right places (perfect little hour glass boddies). Lastly smoking is the fucking ugliest habbit on earth.

Yeah, Smoking Hot-we're all 5'9 and 120 with C cups on the Suprficial!!

161--If you're Kelly Slater, than I'm the girl for you!

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NOW THIS IS A HOT BODY.

Is that a roach clip she's wearing for an earring? (circa 1983??)

"Lastly"

All the tall well-built professional surfers say that...

"...when they get all dressed up in their heels they are the same height as me ... something about girls who look like drag queens turns me off..."
I don't get it, Play Doctor. Are you suggesting that tall women can't be hot?

To all you haters, here's an easy way to discern if a girl is hot:

Just ask yourself is she a Victoria's Secret model?

If you answered yes to this question, then the answer is yes.

I don't think the VS thing is true, not any more. I blame it on Stephanie Seymour. She came to VS when she was a little older, and did the whole thin-down harden-up thing that older models and actresses do, becoming a skinny block of granite with a shelf of fake tits. Before her was Laetitia Casta and even Frederique van der Wal (anybody remember her?), who had lots of natural curves, like you'd expect for lingerie models - something should be popping out of their outfits, after all. But then along came Seymour and all the hardbodies, and the curves went away. The VS models just aren't as sexy anymore, and in fact most of them look a little odd in some way.

168--nnnnnnn....Gisele Bundchen.....not so much. And definately not EX VS model....Stephanie Seymour? Unh-uh.

These are not her best pictures but then no one would ever look as good in real life as they do in a photo shoot with all of the tricks of the trade. I have always thought she was very pretty but awfully thin. She does look way too thin here and the smoking is gross to me but that is one of the ways models stay thin. According to her website, she is 5'10" and weighs just 112 pounds. This gives her a Body Mass Index of 16.1. Since a healthy weight/Body Mass is considered 18.5 to 24.9, she's extremely underweight. I think she would actually be more attractive if she gained a few pounds. Also, gaining weight would likely increase her breast size a bit too.

#169 you're right about the earlier VS models from the early 19990s. The models like Frederique, Jill, etc. had curvy bodies with large boobs. I don't know what's happened to models now days. Most of them look like manly skeletons

170...Gisele Bundchen is hot and as for Stephanie Seymour...the operative word here is "EX"

Gisele???

Now I understand why you're a drunkman. If you sober up, you'll realize you've been fucking dudes.

drop. dead. gorgeous.

Yes she will drop dead when winter comes. Wait this is a picture of giant grasshopper right?

Paris would look hot in that bikini

jrzmommy you're pretty much an ass-clown. If Gisele walked in right now and wanted to fuck you, you'd do it in a heartbeat.

Drunkman and crazzy totto WHY do you like hideous cross dressers? Is it the meaty surprise, their gargantuan man feet or their dog faces? Please don't mention those fugly man beasts anymore. My stomach can't handle it.

Hey Mr. "Professional Surfer" (lol!) - your post really says nothing other than you don't like tall girls, and that is fine. MOST guys that are 6'2 like a girl they can match their parts up to in bed without having to get creative, and also, tall girls are better for doing it doggy style or up against the wall, but something tells me you like it boring. I am married to a "professional" surfer who is 5'11 and I am 5'9" and he has no issues at all when I wear heels, nor do powerful men like, say, Tom Cruise, Rod Stewart, Donald Trump, or an actual professional surfer, Laird Hamilton (married to 6'3 Gabrielle Reece). As for those size 11 feet you cringe at, how ridiculous would it look for a 6' tall woman to have a size 7 foot? That would be a birth defect. Big feet don't mean ugly feet. I've seen some fvcked up toes and feet on smaller women. I'm an 8.5 but if I wore a size 11 foot I wouldn't give a crap because I wouldn't be with a man with a foot fetish anyway. I like less shallow, more self-confident types. Men who like women for their pretty faces or cute bodies, not their feet. And yep, you are right about one thing, us taller, leaner women do need to work out because we tend to be the flexible type not the strong type. When I did bikram yoga my teacher was always commenting on how flexible I was and said most people wished they were like that, but I was not the inherently strong type. I get toned very quickly though. It's just that us model types are spoiled from always being effortlessly thin so we get lazy about working out. Didn't stop me from hooking a very hot surfer as a husband though, and guys still find me hot. I don't have anywhere near Jessica Beal or Simpson legs, but nor do I have chicken legs. In my experience, guys like long legs. Also, 5'5 women can have very nice figures, I never disputed that, but plenty of men DO find tall, slender women attractive and plenty of men do not require small feet or dark "CZJ" hair or bigger breasts. Maybe C is the ideal cup generally speaking, but my B cups have always been more than enough and at least I do not have bags of leaking plastic inside of me to please men like you.

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#150...full of yourself much?

Yes, these pictures make her look bad. She's in an industry that rewards sick looking figures and starvation diets. Some models have the caloric intake equivalent to Holocaust victims. Voluntarily. It's just an ugly industry.

That doesn't mean that tall girls with thin frames are unattractive. Or have huge feet. And dark hair isn't everyone's cup of tea. Nor are large breasts. To each his/her own.

Her hair is awfully thin. Hopefully that's hereditary, because it's a shame if it's thinning from drugs or anorexia.

Then again, I have the thickest hair in the world so I think everyone's hair is thin...

And she smokes marijuana too! a lot!
and smoked a box of cigarettes a day...
She's sick and I hear that she's very stupid!

This comment is in responds to comment #30 and comment #33 (found here: http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/07/14/alessandra-ambrosio-should-have-a-threesome-with-adriana-lima-and-ana-beatriz-barros/ , just thought I should share this and the following).... First for comment #30: I agree with you. It would be “pure genius”, business-wise for that to happen. How much people (mainly guys/males) would want to see that? A whole bunch!!!!! Imagine the amount of money it would produce!!!! If I was Alessandra Ambrosio, then I would consider it!!!! I say consider because I can’t say for sure whether or not I would do a threesome with two other woman; because I imagine that I would be straight, its only natural. But yes, for the money, of course it makes perfect sense; the only hard part would be getting Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros to agree to it.... And for comment #33: I agree too!!! A woman that is beautiful without make-up is truly beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--> #180- you're the living proof of why some women just have to keep their mouth shut and bend over with panties down to the knees. Who cares about the delusional "me me me" posts of some predictable cunt with 8th grade mentality? Come back and tell us when you get raped by a walrus.

SHE IS WAYY HOTTT

I LOVE HER AND PLUS SHE HAS THE CUTEST PERSONALITY TOO.. JUST CHECK HER ON SOME YOUTUBE VIDS. adriana lima and gisele have the most revolting personalities... they actualy look UGLY to me now. alessandras sexy inside and out!

the smoking sucks though

You say that Alessandra is naturaly beautiful.If she continue to smoke,let see how naturaly beautiful she will be in the next 5 years....

like good miks you were thought to say nasty things about the italians.If you only knew what we say about you