Jul 24 2007Adrianne Curry keeps it classy

first!

Wow, she's pretty hot in a pre-Michael Douglas CJZ kind of way. This is a nice break from all the Leopard Print Coach Purse Face stories and photos today.

I'm glad she's keeping it low-key.

Classy or not, she looks pretty damn hot. After all, it is at the Playboy Mansion.

First, huh? What a dork. You should use the opportunity to come up with something a little more original than that. When will you people learn nobody cares whether you're first or 10th. How old are you?

#4, so why is everyone else wearing clothes?

Stick some Cinnabons on her ears and she's Princess Leia as Jabba's prisoner.

I'd still bang her.

I think the "Frist" guys are cool, and I say that because I've been "Frist" on three occasions.

Actually there is something funnier and that's reading comments on how lame Frist people are. It never ceases to amaze me when people don't get this site and feel they need to spank others. (And if you don't get what Frist means then there is no hope for you.)

!!!FRIST!!!

FUCK YEAH........instant hard on. I needed that hard on, hadn't gotten one in a long time. Feels good to have this hard on and checking out this hot bitch. I love to lick each and every crevice on her body. Hell I could give her a lube job in all those crevices. Then I would so bathe her, and then douche her, and of course drink every last drop of the douche.

Did she punch the other chick in the face? nice eye mkaeup

This is the girl who married Peter Brady. He must be so proud. Nice body tho.

And the unwashed masses wonder why Americas young girls are all fucked up.

(Thanks for the change up, Fish, I was running out of ways to inslut (not a typo) Lindsay and Britney.)

10th!

Has EVERYONE forgotten she married Peter Brady??? That is about as uncool as you can get...

yeah shes really hot but kinda shitty personality

THIS girl won ANTM?!?!? She looks like a MUCH older Catherine Zeta-Jones.....wtf?

when girls get fake tits, they want to show those things off.

CHaucey, that's not Catherine Zeta Jones silly!

She's doing her part to stop domestic violence, if more chicks looked like that and wore that there wouldn't be domestic violence...its common sense

This is the chick who married Peter Brady? YOu can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. Just like Spears and Lohan. WT. It's in the blood.

#16 ANTM? or ATM? Ass to Mouth may man, ass to mouth

Wait in picture 7 and 8, it looks like she has a bulge in her panties. Damn it, ruined my hard on.

"Class" and "the Playboy Mansion" can only be in the same sentence if one is being sarcastic.

Who cares who she married? If I had that body, I'd be walking around in practically nothing too.

Although I wonder what Tyra would do if one of her girls started "modeling" for Playboy...

If I had her body, I would certainly dress JUST THE FUCK LIKE THAT! She's at the Playboy Mansion for God's sake...and she looks SMOKIN!

I'd have to double wrap it and dip it in bleach.....but yeah, I'd hit it.....

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Any red-blooded man who does not appreciate this woman in this outfit has some serious lack of weight in his loafers.

Bravo Peter Brady!!!

Any red-blooded man who does not appreciate this woman in this outfit has some serious lack of weight in his loafers.

Bravo Peter Brady!!!

um- i guess it's a model thing to wear one shoe heel at 6 inches and the other at 2????? helps the permanent bent leg syndrome, perhaps???

Wonder how much longer before she takes Peter Brady for all he's worth, poor schmuck. She is fairly pretty and has a good bod (minus the fakies), but from what I've seen too, she has a shitty personality...and yucky voice. And she needs to fix them eyebrows, they looked f'ed up! And the girl next to her, wtf?! Too funny! You can tell she did her own makeup and used every color in the palette! Looks awful. Or maybe she's trying to do the "Battered woman" look. And it is ironic that Peter's wife (don't know her name, don't care) would dress like a wanton whore just looking for an ass kicking to some anti domestic violence benefit. But then, it is the playboy mansion, I suppose. Skank.

Nice body. But her face....

#28 - Damn ... I think you're right!!
#2 - "pre-Michael Douglas CJZ kind of way" - CJZ? I just lost a lot of respect for you Chauncey. Gotta reread what you write before you post, and if you still fucked it up, issue a correction. Use that Google Toolbar spellchecker!!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed unless she was better on the floor!! Although I'm detecting a hint of LiLo look-alike in the face.

I think the outfit looks ok but it would look better with my splooge dripping off of it!!

me bite hiney

i vote we punch both of them in the face. shut up about these usless fashionless clueless broads.

She looks fine but she needs to eat a burger sometimes. And being the ANSM doesn't mean she can wear anything she wants at anyplace!

Wow she's really aged since I last saw her 2 year ago.
She's like 24 years old but she looks 34

Isn't that broad married to Greg Brady, or something?

She has the jawline of an NFL linebacker.

WTC does Fish expect her to wear to the PLAYBOY MANSION??? Freakin turtleneck sweater and mompants?????
I love that girl, she rocks your ass off

***COKE HEAD ALERT - COKE HEAD ALERT**** woo woo woo

She looks like the poster child for America's Next Top Prostitue (it's a new reality show that Charlie Sheen created)

The Queen of England has the same outfit. Didn't she wear it to Princess Di's funeral?

Boy no wonder this woman could only snag a has been child star. (She married that little brady bunch douche).

It's so funny to see a girl next door with lanky proportions try to look all seductive, it's like seeing Katie Holmes in a crotchless panties, it just doesn't work. You have to be built like a young Pamela Anderson for an outfit tlike this. Give this girl a sundress or nice black coctail dress cause the whore look is so much more pathetic on her than it is on your typical selfesteem less brainless bunny skank. She just looks ridiculous. Like those little 12 year olds who dress like skanks. Come on girlie know your limits.

I was expect some flannel pajamas

Does anyone care about her?

She's beautiful and sexy!

#9 What does "frist" mean?

#28, you almost killed this for me, but then I looked at the depth of the shag on the carpet. It appears there is a lot of give there and as most of her body weight is focused on her right heel, part of it is submerged in the fibers.

The depth of the shag would be no match for the length of the shag if I had a chance to shag her!
On second thought, I'd probably splooge in about 30 seconds.

I'd eat her like Sunday dinner!

Horse face.

I remember her from Top Model...she had that kind of tough, rugged, manly thing going on. So while I'd say she's doable while looking at her in this pic, I think if you actually met her you'd think totally differently. Well, unless you like man-chicks, but then you've got a whole lot of other issues to worry about.

People who post "first" are losers. People who post "frist" are even bigger losers, cuz they generally don't even know where the whole thing started from. Posting first just makes you an unoriginal loser. (and you're probably an aforementioned man-chick lover also...loser!)

She looks sexy as.

She is at the Playboy Mansion - did you expect her to turn up dressed like a librarian????

At least she doesn't have a boyfriend with a giant head and named Tito.

i love her. she's spunky.

i ain't mad at her

Damn! She wasn't wearing a see-through outfit!

#41

Where do you live? This is the look of a girl next door to you? Because if that were how a girl next door looked around me, I'd never have a boyfriend.

I'm a girl and I think she's smoking. Definitely not my taste of clothes, but with a body like that, anything (or nothing) will look good on her.

OK, OK WHAT THE FUCK IS REALLY UP WITH THE SHOES....DIFFERENT SIZED HEELS..IM SO LOST. THAT LOOKS SIMPLY STUPID!

#41 "Know your limits"?????? She is a model (and a top model at that!) - they are supposed to have no limits! If she had limits she would be out of work.

Picture 9

I get a big rubbery one when I see a cold fish in a net and a vapid cow draped over the mouth breathing village idiot.

#31 I also noticed a resemblance to LiLo but this woman has one eye lower than the other (by quite a bit) and that is a positive sign of inbreeding. That just makes her more attractive to Victor.

#31,

Wedgeone - I'm sitting here trying to figure out what your 'respect' is actually worth to me, and I can't seem to place any kind of value on it at all. It's almost like you don't even exist.

But, thanks, anyway, for pointing out that I accidentally reversed two letters while typing a quick post during a work break that I wasn't supposed to be taking. I'm sure no one else thinks you're suffering from PSM.

#18,

I am very, very, very silly, but I do not recall indicating that these were pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

The red spot in my panties says it's not PMS anymore.

She has a tight lil bod - I'd stick a finger up her ass any day. But she does have a bit of a manface, so I'm not sure I'd put the finger in my mouth.

#60

I had the same exact questions and had to re-read those posts multiple times to see what I might have missed. If not PMS, maybe wedgeone just got dumped by another guy in a week so she's really feeling nonexistent right now.

So at least you still have *my* respect, my man, even if you are very, very, very silly. And I did think she looked like pre-MD CZJ.

She is a gold digger slut. Having said that, I hope she meets someone at the Mansion, and dumps the Brady Kid.

What was she thinking, everyone knows that the Brady Boys are all nerds. The Brady guy must be old enough to be her grandfather by now.

I find it very interesting that most celebrities don't give any money to charities, but they show up at extravagant events (parties) and think that just their presence is enough.

Next time bring your checkbook with you, you gold digger slut.

Yep, that iz how royalty dressed .... in ancient Mesopotamia
SLUT!SLUT!SLUT!
I WANTS IT!
GIMME DE PRESHUS!
SLUT!
(drool)

I'm rock hard in a funky place!!

she is hot. i would wear that if i had her body, too. it is for playboy afterall.

Does anyone know who else was at this benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation? Was Denise Brown there? She's a mench!

i'd drink her dirty bath water

I heard Denise Brown was a real head case. Or was it that she has a real case that holds her sister's head?

i'm rounding up some clothes to send her ! poor girl someone give her some clothes ---she'll look sexier if she covers some of it up --though not bad naked either

SEVENTY FIRST
I think its SO funny how people get pissed off that someone wants to be first and bitch at them for say FIRST - its a joke - big fucking deal! I salute those who get first! This bitch however I don't salute she looks like a whore - Oh wait - she is a whore, splains it then.

#68 Kim Kardashian was there. Her father represented OJ Simpson during his murder trial. Go figure!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/13009

#72 Ha ha you can't even get it right!

Considering Hugh Hefner's age and all. She could walk in naked and still leave a virgin.

who cares if shes wearing the right eye make up,,,my god that bitch is smoking,,,love to stick that...what you people want? Her in a turtle neck @ the playboy mansion?

she is calculated though,,,she rather bang and marry that brady douche instead of macus shankandopee, the male model,,,she knew macus wouldve bang her and leave,,,she did make a good move though,,,

@74 - I know sucks to be me.

#78 Man you made me feel bad for mocking you lol!

Sorry :(

Next time you can do it!

These kind of girls keep my tired bones up! Keep on doing the good works!

Her eyes look like they're pointing in two different directions, but that body is sick!!
I'd HAVE to bang that multiple times (from behind, of course, so I wouldn't have to look at that grill!!)

I really couldn't care less what she is wearing if she looks this good in it.

who cares if she married Peter Brady I'd still fuck her till one of us came pork chops and applesauce.

I INSTANTLY got a hardon when I saw these pictures - I'm glad she posed in playboy so I was able to finish myself off while looking at her completely naked

this chick just oozes sex. and i'm sure i would ooze after sex with her.

haha....i dont care if its not classy......shes hott...she can pull it off!

I'm not sure where the "older version of CZ-J" comments come from. In the close ups, she doesn't have a wrinkle on her face.

OMG, you mean someone wore something trashy to the Playboy Mansion? Alert the real press and then eat a bag of dicks. Her outfit is great.

I think she's smokin'. I'm a hetero-chick but I'd hit it.

looks like something to wear @ the beach instead of a night out. damn!

That's my kinda girl, I bet she puts it in her own ass.

she's gorgeous and i loved my fair brady. : )

I like it... damn chris knight must be a lucky son of a bitch.

I wouldn't think a chick who married Peter Brady is going to be too concerned about being classy,
But good for her for bringing attention to domestic violence with a gold lame bikini.

Jeremy Piven? I thought he died in a tragic "getting penetrated by a horse" accident. No wait, that was Mr Hands of Seattle. Wrong gay I guess.

Look it up.

Shit. I was gonna be first, but then I had to masturbate to these pics and ended up being #93 or wtf.

I just squirted lime juice in my eye. This is EXACTLY why you go to bars instead of making this shit yourself!!! Sure it costs more, but you don't end up with a red eyeball!!!!!!

I'm FRIST!!!

wow i thought she died

wow i thought she died

This chick is absolutely smoking hot.

I'd get into that ass so far that you'd have to send the Marines, Coast Guard S&R, the Mossad, the RCMP, and those 2 mice from that Disney movie to find me!

@93---I AM first to get wet thinking about “Hash” imagining my tight ass as he stroked the poke to Adrienne’s rear view! Although, my tits are bigger and would fall out of those little golden saucers Adrienne calls a “top” (yeah, I’m talking about my big C tits again FRIST!OOPS)Hash---Why don’t you post under your real handle? I don’t mind if the other cyber sluts stalk you if I get the real thing! I can go incognito too and then we all could have one anonymous orgy? I’ll stop coming on to Victor. You know I can’t resist a man who knows his way around a mainframe (mine)! If he is anything like you, he doesn’t have a “little dick” BTW (you can thank me later real Victor)!! Think about it---We could be the “Hart to Hart” of the Fish and solve crimes together! I’m going to fuck your brains out until you short circuit---look my panties are off already! This is like the fucking “All my Children/Jerry Springer late night show!

I want Eagle's ass so bad I can taste it!

Wow! she has beautifull eye.

i don' really like her face or her boobs, but the rest of her is A+

I love it that so many men read this site. I even got my husband to look at it!! We ALL love gossip. Well, maybe it has something to do with the bikini shots daily.

The real class act is the fact an organization that is SUPPOSED TO support women who are victimized, would have their event at a place that is known for it's degradation of women. Classy.

Wow, she looks like Catherine Zeta Jones! She´s pretty, but I still prefer Cathy!

God, are you new here?

#100, don't mention my name. I don't know you, I don't want to, you are weird.
Don't make me betch slap you shitbag!!!

IM HERE EATING SOME NUTS AND HOIN CRAZY ON ALMONDS OMG I

This is definitely NOT how royalty dressed in the olden times!! Back then, women wore modest drapes and closed-toe shoes, according to the works of Jesis. I do not think it's classy to wear bikinis, even if they are 24 karat gold!!

Blessings,
Roberta

why did she bother to wear any clothes then she might aswell have gone naked.

GLAD TO SEE SHE'S GONE SOLO FOR THE MANSION PARTY, SHE'S SMARTER THAN SHE LOOKS AND SHE LOOKS SMOKING HOT!!!!!!11

U fuckin Hypocrite Puzzy fuckin Lickerz
where iz the hate at? Hard onez, I love her,
U people R Zo dizzapointing, fuck...

thiz bitch lookz like a man..I've zeen better
looking guyz in bikiniz , then thiz ugly man
big fuckin deal..alot of hardup bitchez commenting
today...put your dickz down..zhez not that great...

FRIST!!!11!!

Now that's a nice body. Good lord, that ass is perfect. Notice the lack of hail damage on the upper thighs. I'm jealous.

#100 "girl behaving extremely horny" I am the real Victor, and again thanks for the compliment. Anyway, write back.

isn't she going to an event at the PLAYBOY MANSION? If anything I would say she is overdressed, or at least the bikini could be see through or on fire, or covered in sores and scabs.....wait, I'm getting off track here.
All I'm saying is that asking a playboy party attendee to CLASS IT UP is like asking a man to take off his top hat and cape BEFORE he drives into the bucket of fried shrimp face first at Lucky Chucks All you Can Eat & SEE Food buffet.

i remember a few years ago eating at jean luc, the ANTM girls who were still in the competition all came in as they were filming a bit there. adrianne got up on the bar and danced while some guy snapped pics, then she hopped off as soon as he stopped. they were kind of annoying. but she has a way hot body. look at that ass! hot ass.

Oh boo hoo let's try this again (how hard is it to comprehend this) she looks like sporty spice. The girl has an innocent face and small curves. Wash off all the makeup put her in jeans and a t-shirt and she's the pretty girl next door type. 9can't even begin to count the number of girls who resemble her). She's slutted herself up and it doesn't suit her. I think she used to have a MANCHEST look closely and you can see the round hard bulge of implants. I reallt don't like this look on her. Not only is is it trashy it really doesn't work for her.

What I meant is this outfit looks silly on a girl who looks better suited for classy clothes. She could do the earthy look, the feminine look, sporty or even edgy but she's not some lucious curvy bombshell playboy bunny, she's tall and lanky so she looks a bit odd with this whole slutty transvestite porno outfit. She is a typical Katie Holmes type and she's dressing like Jenna Jameson and it looks ridiculous. She's hot but she reminds me of so many tall pretty faced brunettes.

She doesn't need limits when she is infront of a camera but going to a party that is in honor of domestic abuse why would she dress like a stripper? Because when I think of a stripper, I think of a brainless, self esteem-less skank who gets beaten up regularly by her boyfriend or husband.

This is a fucking charity event so KNOW YOUR LIMITS and don't dress like a GIANT SLUT for an event that honors a slain woman. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

I don't care if the event was held at the playboy mansion, it could be held on Hugh Hefners Alqua Velva and Bengay sented, old man spooge covered, orthopedic bed and I would still expect ALL of the women to dress classy in honor of a murdered woman. (clearly these standards are not met by the pure filth of hollywood, but that doesn't make it acceptable)

AND hey look at the girl next to her, that's what I expect someone to wear and oh my goodness she looks just like Adrienne (brunette and pretty). Big shocker there.

@100 Ummm yes Victor does have a little dick. I should know!!!

my comments were inspired by #55 and #57

Who are surely just the same person trying to prove their point.

Victor, everytime I read one of your post, I get all hot downstairs. You are one crazy guy with those horney comments of yours. We need to get together sometime and get it on. If you think so, write me back.

Victor gets all of his horny comments from me. He sits at his tiny little cubical all day rubbing my head and surfing the porn sites.

Where's the new post? Same shit from yesterday!!!

FRIST calm down hunny. I will take care of you. "Girl behaving extremely badly" write me with an e-mail, sure we can hook up.

(123) Victor's little dick..If he gets his comments from you, then I would like
to have you inside of me to. I'm hot right now, cutie. Doesn't matter how small that dick is, my pussy is tiny, so a small dick is good to go for me.

Jimbo fuck off already........quit fuckin talking to yourself.

I'm sooo jealous of #100! I don't get nearly as much love from my master of evil, Satan! Check out my emo pink hair! check it out! Stalk me! Where is Courtney Love?--I WANT TO BLOG WITH HER!!!FRISTFRISTFRIST!!

I knew I would "Fish" out the real Victor!

Victor, I'm jealous. Remember when I sucked your dick so hard that the cow's came home? My farm cow's were really far away and they heard him
screaming and came running like the bull's in Spain. Bring that hot dick back to me Victor, I need some real soon. My pussy is exploding with juicy
that only wants the Victor dream dick.

looks like she has a tiny little penis,
but she still looks amazing

Holy fuck, this site has really gone into a downward spiral now.

And I like how 60, 61, and 63 would assume that I'm a chick. Obviously none of you KNOW ME! But you do know how to triple team a cock the size of a sequoia, so allow me to unzip my fly.

Chauncey - your writing that "I don't even exist" reminds me of someone named "Danielle" who used to hang out around here a long time ago. Remember it?
Come up with something original for God's sake.

Class is overrated. Sproing!

Adrienne RUUUUUULES!!!! so smoking hot!!

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm - Slllluuuuuuuuuuuuuutt

Peter Brady's pimp hand must not be very strong. His wife is partying at the Playboy Mansion without him. She must be looking to climb a few rungs on the celebrity gold digger ladder.

Exactly which modeling campaigns has "America's Next Top Model" been in. I don't think I have ever seen her outside of "reality TV"

I'm sorry, but Adrianne Curry is smoking hot. Lazy eye, man chin, mismatched heels and all that shit. One of the nicest asses I've seen in a long time... I'm pretty sure those aren't implants. And even though her tits are, THEY still look good.

And I think she has decent taste in men. Peter Brady looks good for a man in his 40s, isn't doing too bad in the comp biz and doesn't milk the holy shit out the Brady Bunch gig... whatever he does in regards to it seems to be in good fun...I'd let him hit it if he ever came my way... but I'm sure he'd rather screw his hot whore of a wife...

Peter Brady is one lucky cock sucin' mutha fucka!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U fuckerz R zo fuckin ztupid☺♦♦♦♀☺

Zure...blame everything on Victorz little dick
poor Jimbo...

He ain't the only crazi bitch in here...

U fuckerz forget zo fuckin easy....

now, whoz the dumbzhit dickbrainz..now?huh?
YOU☺☻♀♥♣♦↓♀►►☼☼☼☼

What a classy with a "K" bitch! Show your support of someone who was almost decapitated by showing up in your fucking bathing suit with a trashy cover up....Stupid crotch!

Wow, this one got all the fat ugly chicks revved up...
It never fails to put a fine one up - all the ducklings start chirping.

I don't care if she fucked the entire Brady Bunch household...
She is still fine and yes I envy Peter.

Yummy...