Jun 15 2007Victoria Beckham launches denim line

first o_O

Dick is sooooo hard now. I would love to fuck those tits, then shoot a load in her belly button. And for sure this is one who I would bathe her, fuck her in the water, douche her, and then drink the water.

I don't care what anyone says...I'm in love with her. Except I want to shoot my load on her face.

She has NO ass whatsoever. Turn back around, nothing to see there.

I thought she already had one, or a brand of clothes...

Miss Piggy's got a brand new bag...jeans for 7 year old boys and gals w/eating disorders.

wHAT KIND OF LINE IS THIS? iS this bitch, just marketing to skinny whores? I know this bitch needs to eat something, because it look's like essophagus is coming out of her throat! I'll do David Beckham! I will do him for her, in front of her! He know that bitch is too skinny! I bet you that bitch, doesn't even wear a size 0!

...fugly...

...friggin lymmie...

correction/ her esophagus!

will they come in sizes other than -1 and below ???

She's got a pretty big nose.

But other than that she's hot... if you like robots. And who doesn't?

ELEVENTH!!

Too late :((

By the way, picture #8 begs to have a caption.

I don't think I've EVER seen her not look angry.
Betch never smiles.
Her head looks like a big lollypop on a stick.

And I think skinny jeans look better with flats.

Oh and Kajagoogoo called and asked for his hair back.

Ewwww....she's UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

In those rear shots, her frame is shaped like a man.

She is a man, that is Texas Tranny!!

She didn't even hire models to wear the clothes. How cheap and conceded is that.

She looks kind of possessed. The dVb logo probably has some type of Satanic meaning.

#14

How about, 'Look it's food, remember?'

Boner.

Total Boner.

ugh. who cares about this nasty?! she has the worst ass ever!! you'd think she'd get some butt padding for those jeans.

Did she go ahead and convert to scientology? She has begun to look a little alien recently.

haha that caption is spot on.
It's true about the no ass thing. Altho personally I think her dress sense aint that bad sometimes. Apart from the white jeans. That is so 1998

look...this bitch always looks pissed...but now that i think about it...i would like to fuck a bitch that looks pissed really hard...

Superfish--- why is the writing HORRIBLE today? Not a single post has been funny and they all just sound like silly little girl rants instead of actual wit.

Posh's new jeans are ugly--- just like the person inside of them.

It's the new guy, leelee. He's not clever. Not clever at all!!!!

Those pants would look HORRIBLE on me. I actually have a SHAPE.
No, not round!!!

bitch, who died, and made you a comedian? Make us all laugh..........DOG PISS.....SAY SOMETHING FUNNY! I GET IT, YOU MUST BE A SIZE ZERO, AND PISSED OFF! GO STUFF YOURSELF WITH HO-HO'S!

Hell....

I've always wanted to bang an Aeon Flux character but come on #2....that would be like screwing two medicine balls.

Frist, I would fuck you just as hard as I would fuck Beckham. In fact you are more hot, I would do you even faster than her.

Have a good weekend, crowd. Cheers.

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That's just creepy. Are you a serial killer?

That's just creepy. Are you a serial killer?

#33 I don't know what to say. Ummm...thanks?

FIRST - and Victor would be done in 30 seconds, but it would be the best 30 seconds of your life!!!

I am out of here. I will send you and e-mail and call when ever you like.

#37 Frist, say that maybe one day we can meet and make it happen. I promise I am not that ugly. Ugly but not that ugly.....do-able.

Does this mutant species of human ever fucking smile? Hideous as it might be, maybe she wouldn't look Botoxed to death.

Awwww....pillow talk in front of everyone Vic?

Your such a tease.

Ok Jim, email me!

Victor - FIRST is mine! Keep your ugly, but not to ugly hands off of her:)

Jimbo, don't get jealous, because I want some of her. She can share. I'll give her back when I am done.

This ain't Match.com. Good God people. Let's get back to the subject. Ready? Pig nose is too skinny, too ugly, and too brain dead to create any denim line. Obviously someone else created it, and wanted to use her name? Why??? Good lord who knows. Maybe they drink as much as I do!

Victor - When I am done with FRIST, she will not want anyone else. She will barely be able to walk to the bathroom. And I don't share with other guys, just girls, like FishSticks

#45 Come on FRIST, don't let Jimbo scare you. You can share, and needs to learn how to share too. I will give you back when I am done, I promise.

#46 Jimbo, don't get all worked up, and give yourself TOO MUCH credit. People who say that shit have little dicks and can't satisfy a girl if they tried much less FRIST. She is a girl that needs to be shared with me.

Bern, those are nastiest breast I've seen in a while! All of that fake ass shit! And the whores were ugly! They....really couldn't suck this dick! My dick, scribbles up looking at that shit! hERE IS SOME BAD IS A BAD CHICK! THIS CHICK SHOULD SIT ON ON MEN FACE! ESPECIALLY, YOURS.....TO WAKE YOU UP! sORRY, THAT'S HOW IT IS!

I thought Frist was a guy.

Sorry, Frist!

Sorry, Frist!

NO FRIST is a girl, a HOT girl!!!!! What are you?

#50......NOPE........she is one hot biatch.

#52........FRIST is one hot sexy girl, and Jimbo is going to share her with me.

Victor - you got the first half right!

That ass is nasty. I know guys like big asses, but first of all, that's a black ass and second, it's just :O====== (that's me throwing up.)

Well, you can see my profile if you click...

@57 whose ass are you talking about? That is about as flat of an ass as I have ever seen. I agree that ass is nasty, but it is no where near a black ass.

Blue Eyes, I can not get to MySpace from work. I will check it out when I get home

I was referring to the link in Kevin's name (#49)...it took me to some porn site with a big black fat lady with a big black fat ass.

Stop talking about me!!! Ok, I gotta go to the store to get milk. How else can I make white russians. Gbye

Later

What the hell is going on here?

We got two guys fighting with such intensity you would think they have a chance, another guy who's dick can scribble but cant seem to form complete sentences and still nothing about her wrinkly feet.

The only think I know is that Jesus didn't make those things.

I think Posh is pretty---I mean, she's OK, but that haircut is hideous. She's had it for years, first of all and second, I don't know, it's kind of butch? Maybe a little? I'd much rather bash Lindsey. I don't like to bash everyone, just Lindsey!

But Posh is way too effin skinny!

fat lady.... my ass! That's what's wrong with all of you! You rather have skinny bitches that puke their fucking brains out! That's fine, I don't want those bitches lips on my dick! I do, on the other hand like thick white girls! Like this chick here, I would def. do her! Fat Black lady, You lucky blue eyes....your hot, but show us the rest of your body!

She must have laughed her ass off. Cause it's gone!

You can see in my profile. There are 2 shots of my body, darlin'

There's 3 actually

She's got a figure like a golf tee.

She's a tiny girl. Must be a size 0.

this girl is smart! she knows that all the girls with secret eating disorders will cling on to her like a leech, so shes really working the ano look, because no one else gives a crap! i would never bang that bitch, she reminds me of my grandma except with two rocks plastered on her body!

If those pants have the magical added effect of making da booty dissapear, I think women everywhere should steer clear of em.
WHITETIGHTMOMJEANSFTW

I believe in mathematical terms, that is known as negative booty (properly expressed as -b). Posh having a denim line makes as much sense as Michael Jackson starting a preteen boyswear line.

THIS BITCH DNT EVEN HAVE NO ASS............. MAN I BET YA I HAVE MORE THAN HER HELL FUCK YEA THAT BITCH IS FUCKING SKINNY LIKE A STICK SHES PRETTY AND ALL BUT MAN THATS TO SKINNY BUT NT WORRY I CAN DO DAVID FOR HER MAN HES HELL OF FINE THATS MY BABY.............

In the bottom picture from the 3rd column (from left to right): It's that dry semen by her mouth or what?

wow.
http://www.symbolicclothing.com

I am so embarrassed that this bitch is British.

She's gorgeous.
I love her hair.
Victor & Jimbo?
Sickos beyond belief.
Ew.
x.x

well if she wants the jeans to sale, i would suggest a design where the button is in the right place to keep the zipper from gapping.

DUH!

i think her face is made of wax, it never moves

yeh, she looks (and acts) like a freakin alien. I certainly wouldn't want to look like her. That and the fact that she's surely anorexic. What are the sizes in her line going to be? Size 000-1 ?

she used to be kind of cute, but now she just looks plastic

you know someone made an interesting comment! You know, she has been married to that haircut for years! I can't believe that sexy ass husband of hers....never has said anything! That's crazy! He is to damn fine to be married to a stick figure like that! She doesn't have enough meat for the pushing! She just look's real hard. I know that there isn't a soft part on her...body!
Speaking of Brits, Did you hear? that the British called Mariah Carey, the worst singer of all time? That is some major bullshit! I know at least five singers, that top her! In my opinion, I think that Mariah Carey, can Blow(not dicks)but can blow, her vocal pipes! Fuck the British! I'm saying, can you believe that they think that one chick, Katie Price, has talent? She's ugly as hell! Fuck the British! I think that some of they're face's look hardcore!

Why the fuck does she always have to affect that model face all the time?? Crack a smile for fuck sakes you silly bitch!

Ya aint all that bones..

I'd rather fuck a broken kite.

seriously...does nobody agree with me that she doesn't even smile???? spice girls...maybe she misses it

every picture i've seen of her she looks PISSED

@85 what Bullshit you talk we hate Jordan (Katie Price) and Victoria Beckham so take your twinkies and shove them in your gapin' maw bitch!

big boobs bitch!!$$$

You have to feel bad for someone who looks like that.

thiz bitch looks like
Joan Fuckin Riverz....
damn, zhe ugly bitch...

And Michael Jackson starting a preteen boyswear line makes as much sense as my junior-sized flavored condom line. Oh wait, ... never mind.

I mean really what the fuck is that. when you begin to look thast bizzare its time to slip the surly bonds of earth and rejoin your alien brethren

Hmm.. did anyone see how wrinkly her feet are? hahaha

seriously... i think shes fat. look at the zipper gap. girl cant even zip her jeans all the way!

fix your nose bitch...nose holes are fucking huge...thumbsize.

Victor! "Give her back when you are done with her"?? Are you from the Appalachian mountain area?

Also, do you have a favorite? Superfish is completely vaginatized by model Ambrosia.

id demin her

She actually used to be kind of pretty in a butch sort of way. Now she's just butch. With no ass.

Her pussy is calling me..meow moew

She's so disproportioned. If she were to stand in a line-up, told to face the left or right - euch... just wrong.

hmmm, i am surprised this broad could find any clothes that could still hang on her bony frame. it looks like skeletora is set on looking fabulous..... in her own shitty little world.
she can't help it- she still looks like shit.
skin and bones may give losers who play the game of trying to 1st 2nd or whatever but, the folks who post for a reason (actually have SOMETHING to say - no matter how distasteful or low-class) know that she is simply horrifyingly terrible to look at. you simply cannot polish a turd.

woodhorse, please bring your horsewood
over, I need some thick wood and keep
this secret, k ?

pic #9: "Look! Everybody look! Her fly is coming undone!"...and nobody cares enough to turn around and see.

Ok, come on now -- does anybody REALLY find that attractive? All those edges and corners -- looks very painful.

By the way, for those that wonder why she doesn't smile? Well, smiling causes WRINKLES -- can't have that now can we! It's either that or the stick up her ass.

This woman is the epitomy of Hollywood starlet: skeletal size 0 body, breast implants, tacky clothes, plastic surgery addicted...and she's not even American. No wonder she moved to LA.

Her upper-body is twize is big as her ass. And she has no waist or ass. Techically, the only thing that makes her look like a woman is that she has plastic bags on her chest. Unfortunately though it just makes her look like she's just a transsexual. And not even a pretty one (man, THOSE LEGS!).

of course no guy finds that attractive but girls are all brainwashed to want to look like that and be in competition with eachother cuz of the way models look,"the ideal", and the only reason why models are so thin is cuz they look like hangars and the clothes look best on the hangar

@109: No, girls are NOT all brainwashed to want to look like that.

I actually like her; she's got excellent taste in clothes & all but that woman needs to do three things - darken the hair, lighten the skin & eat more.

And oh yeah, remove those weird implants of hers. She should sue the quack who did them.

Does anyone care? Besides, she's already released her design for Rock & Republic - the pocket design was a crown with dVb in the centre released in different colours selling for a few hundred dollars each.

How can someone so skinny have such a dumpy-looking ass? Especially while wearing hooker heels. Geez, even doughboy Richard Simmons gets a buff booty when he dons hooker heels.

Yup, she's not from this planet. The heinie tells me so.

In general I think people here are just way too hard on people...The comments are not only mean but thet are soooo exaggarated! So I usually try to say something nice instead. But now...I can´t...I just don´t know what to possibly say?!? :D

Don´t put Britain down though...they´ve got the sexiest men in the world ;) David being one of them and not to forget Jude Law..yummie! ;)

she gots no ass

#103. Nope, no secrets.

In pic #10, posh has some age spots she needs to have lasered off and can someone please tell me why she has a zipper tattooed on the back of her neck?

Boring

i dont get it; what is it about her that is so news-worthy? didnt her candle burn out w/ the blockbuster spice girls movie?!?! & why does she always have the same expression-bug-eyed & puckered? im so confused

She looks like she just walked off a spaceship. Her face is so weird.

She looks like Amanda Bearse in Married With Children. Only more pseudo-Hollywood. I've never seen someone try so hard to fit the Hollywood stereotype. What an unoriginal poseur.

I hope people don't buy her jeans. The world would be a very funny place if everyone walked around butt-less.

It also looks like a giant bird pooped on her head.

I think that she and Jessica Simpson should hire a team to keep them made up, fake-tanned, and hydrated as they spend all the waking of the hours of the day making open-mouth "hottie faces" for each other. It's kind of interesting how they spend so much time trying very hard to look like a blow-up doll.

At least her arms don't look Jolie skeletal.

#81 & #85 - that's exactly what I was thinking, too! These jeans probably cost $150 or more a pair, and the damn zipper looks like something found on pants from Dollar General.

I zee woodhorze
had hiz dick blowed
from prettybaby....
what a Ho.....
bet zhe waz bad...

Oh dear, she still looks awful, that top is naff, the jeans are too long and not a nice arse.

Bloody awful

Nasty ass, actually no ass, who wants to seriously look like this? She looks deformed or something...ew!

I want to sue the person who began and is perpetuating the rumor that flat-assedness is a good look on white girls. Jeeze, go do some squats.

She looks like some sort of elf! I don't think she is attractive at all. I hope the rest of her clothing line is better than this sample.

this website just isn't funny anymore.
all you do is compare celebrities to random things

'a volcano would be a better parent'
'some brooms and tape look more natural than her'
'a garfield cartoon would look more realistic'

This is funny: the above posters actually expect her to smile, have an ass, and not be so skinny - she's a fucking Pez dispenser! What more can you expect for under a dollar?

I still think she doesn't look inhuman. She's just simply skinnier than most people. What if her metabolism is just that great and she's actually healthier than the lot of us.

Guess what bitches? Rosie O' Donnell is takong over The price is right! hahahahahaha

too fkn thin to throw a shadow? Englands "Woman of the (fkn) Year?" goddam this is MORTIFYING, her hair will be falling out from this anorexia next, will it cause a stampede to the fkn hairdressers?

Suddenly I have the urge to screw an android

Your God, kelli

When you are trolling people you can at least try to be subtle. Sheeshh

Victor, Fishstick,Frist (big red), veggi and Jimbo- you are all fun but...
Get A Room

Her legs don't even look big enough to hold up her body. Very odd looking.

Old Man Butt!

White jeans? Really?? Excuse me while I party like it's 1988.

One word . . . skank.

"She's got a figure like a golf tee."
Donkey, that was F'n funny!!

Lordy. Another celebrity sells overpriced clothes. Yawn. My question is, is there anyone famous without her own clothing line?

mia=go eat your redhott cock
and zhut the fuck up, dude...
oh yea, I hear your really a guy
that had a zex change operation....
thatz fuckin funny....

i guess she can wear all the uigly white jeans she wants since i'm sure she doesn't menstruate

kksjdhfjk....

good point! That's hilarious!

She broke my theory on whom would technically classify as a cougar. Evidently you don't have to be over 40 to qualify. I was never a big fan of these ostentatious ensembles the cougs wear. It's like Halloween when I shop at Target.

147th!

i fucking hate when this site isn't updated.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO ON VACATION, MAN.

I think she is a skinny little stick bitch with no ass and fake titties. Hey boys don't sqeeze to hard they may pop

Ever since ive heard of that doll-model of hers that was done to confuse paparazzi or something, everytime i see her she looks like that doll. it takes a second and sometimes third look to realize its really her.

and on a different note, i must be hooked, cause i have withdrawal symptomes when you dont update the site weekly. :(

i luv herzz
shezz zo hot

Seriously. These weekend hiatuses have to stop. I need my smut and I need it with witty banter. So get back online and get me my smut. Thanks.

She is so tacky.

I love her LOL

#151=nice try: not me:
I think the chick in the pic lookz like
a guy, nothing to like about him and hiz
clothez R ugly...

Sigh... I remember when she looked like a real woman and a stunner at that. Just look at an old nudie and try not to get hard!

Update your shit for fuck sakes I'm getting the shits! THE MAJOR SHITS!

NO. FUCKING. ASS.

@110 I totally agree!!!!!!!!

I refuse to believe she's a human being.

she looks like my boyfriend Peter Pan. I'm sure that she's a man under all of those big
fake boobies.

LOL I think she looks just great and she is a great model for girls at least she's smart and did something else ather than stay on an awkward site commenting and hating other pple while stuffing up on pocket pizzas and then cutting herself cuz shes so fat and noone likes her. Oh and please don't take it personal. You might eat ur emotions out..=) oh what am I saying you probably are. It's a shame you can't fit in those sizes, huh? and all the guys who diss? if u found a decent girl who looked half as good at half her age you'd drop dead and wouldn drown in your drool and prolly wouldn't even have the balls to talk to her. I love you pple u make me feel good abt myself =)

this is the ugliest chick that I have ever seen besides that Hogan chick and I am always definately trying but no with these two. I would hate to see what their mothers look like.

man i'd hit that so hard, she's so hot

She looks like a praying mantis ....

y'all know who i'd fuck from monday till next year...that hot husband she got. that piece of british ass wanna make me cum all over his face and make 'em swallowed it (wow..did i said that out loud)...err...i mean fuck that skinny bitch, she ugly....

It looks like every bone in her lower body is double jointed, from her hips down, and she is gonna topple over any second.....wait, there she goes.

i love this guy so much

Thank u for your sharing

So, do ya think she meant to have the Avant Garde/David-Bowie-Spiders-From-Mars look? And why does she always have that fucking expression on her face?

That woman needs a bag over her head, but it should be made of Kevlar so that there is no chance of it breaking.

Minus ass! Vickie's got minus ass!

Wow just what we need more clothes designed by people who are not designers.

This bitch should just die already.

Is her line gonna be called Has-Been's?

171. More like NeverWas.

She looks like she should be someone named Brenda who lives in a small town who's a hairdresser and the town barfly/tramp

Robo-bitch.

I see there have already been a multitude of ass comments, but I had to add the question:

Isn't having an ass a prerequisite for jeans modeling? I mean look at the one from behind with her leg bent forward, It's a straight line from the belt loop of the jean to her knee. Is that even possible? Doesn't that defy the laws of gravity and center of mass?

Negative ass.

Is she able to stop bullets with her overstuffed and obviously ROCK HARD tits? I say obviously rock hard because she's clearly not wearing a bra and they STILL protrude flawlessly from her body.

I love her! everyone click on my name!

I don't think she's a beauty, but I'm sure she's crazy fantastic in bed for Beckham to fall for her.

Directed toward a lotta comments posted previously....

I'm 5 feet tall, I weight 108 lbs, and I'm a size zero.

I'll add that I have a major ass and a tiny waist 25 waist and 39 around my butt...I have a shape.

She's gotta be like 90 lbs tops. I look at her and think I'd look short and fat standing next to her while next to everyone else I look like an African kid from the save the children commercials.

I don't care how much money she has, she's still a chav at heart; all she needs is a fake Burberry hat, some white trainers, and some electroplate bling to make it obvious.

What really makes me laugh is that this chick acutally thinks she's attractive!

Sit down, sweetie. It ain't happening.

first off, blues eyes to kevin (#57) you need to shut your stereotypical mouth. black ass? stereo type. that bitch pictured in these photos? NEGATIVE ASS... ew. seriously. let her make her jeans, she's the first person to be makin some for women with NEGATIVE ASS... hahaha

krazihottkeIIi you are in need of eye glasses if you think she is hot. She is a skinny little stick bitch with no ass. are you attracted to 12 year old boyz? mmmm you make me wonder when you say she is hot yuck One more question Are you a Micheal Jackson Fan?

you know...for as much money as her husband makes, you'd think she could have afforded a trainer who could have sculpted some curves on that bitch...you know, that AREN'T made of saline....I mean honestly, either she has no ass and shouldn't be hawking jeans, or her god-awful jeans will make my ass look as deformed as hers. In which case, I'm STILL not wasting a red cent on that crap. Damn, I love my Levi's.

and she's the only one who can fit into them! that's not denim, it's paint.

I didn't think aliens liked denim.

Why does she always pose with her lower lip dragged down like that? My cat gets that look sometimes and he looks like an idiot. It's even worse on a human.

#183=that waz my troll
fuckface..didn't zay she
waz hott, dickbrain...

Michael Jackzon WHO?
that fucker don't exizt
anymore...hez too buzy
zucking little boyz off.

beyotch must be french for no ass or thighs. David Beckham must have a little boy fetish going. she needs to borrow some of that fake titty and put behind her kitty.

another concentration camp escapee

The ethiopian starving baby called. He wants his jeans line back.
That picture of her from the back reminds me of a meth smoking dude I knew, except he was a dude. She probably shouldnt wear a wife beater shirt with those pants. i got a friend who cant shut up about how hot she is/was, and I practically want to yell at the guy. She WAS good looking, now she looks like a crackhead. Pure OLD SPICE on this
street ho. Poor beckham. He's got real character to have to jump this diseased little boy every motnh, whatever she demands.

The ethiopian starving baby called. He wants his jeans line back.
That picture of her from the back reminds me of a meth smoking dude I knew, except he was a dude. She probably shouldnt wear a wife beater shirt with those pants. i got a friend who cant shut up about how hot she is/was, and I practically want to yell at the guy. She WAS good looking, now she looks like a crackhead. Pure OLD SPICE on this
street ho. Poor beckham. He's got real character to have to jump this diseased little boy every motnh, whatever she demands.

EW, anorexic alien tranny...

joan rivers heheheeh

I'd angry screw this bitch. Picture her bobblehead bobblin around while she violently bounces up and down on me. After I'm done I'll toss her out on the front lawn and throw her panties at her.

Madonna, you need to call Michael Jachson up and come over. I heard about you and Michael and I want to join in on your sick fun. Call me soon. I have many men I can bring.

Today's Sun newspaper in the UK continues its total obsession with all things VB, this time about her breast size, prompting this cartoon: http://www.rokcomics.com/full_player.php?comicid=301838675