Jun 5 2007Vanessa Minnillo is out of control...I guess

YUMMY!

Holy shit, second.

She shouldn't be acting like that until she's fucking a "real" celeb.
Maybe she learned her manners from Posh Beckham.
Maybe LiLo should have done the deed.
Maybe I should go back to work ... NAAAAAAH!

3rd!

I'd cum on that ass.

I guess you don't need to DO anything to be a celebrity anymore. Ah, the fine legacy left by the Hilton sisters. If she really wants to grab that celebrity ring, I suggest a "stolen" home porno video.

I hate bitches like her. She doesn't do anything and expects to be treated like royalty? Not happening.

This chick is hella short.

Man I want to fuck her.

Appears Filipinas can be demanding. What a huge surprise.

I would tap that.

Man I want to fuck her.

Who is she?

Jesus you sick bastards. She looks just like Nicole Richie. Shove it ya pirate hookers.

Maybe Lindsay should have let the knife slip. Though if Linds cut off her head, she probably wouldn't notice until her specially flown in makeup person put eyeliner on her neck.

They're easy to get rid of, though..just hang something shiny from a tree and watch her jump for it until she passes out. Then they can be crated and safely and humanely put down.

I mean she WAS Miss Teen USA, which is almost as good as being the manager of a record store, or something.

She is the female Mario Lopez.

Ohhhhhh man, I would love to run my tongue up down those long tanned legs. I'd make her quiver so much she would get so wet, that she would drip all over my face.

Looks like another Mexican to me... Make me some tortilla, bitch!

I'd totally fuck this broad, but only if she doesn't mind being repeatedly slapped in the face. Not because I'm into kinky shit, but because she's clearly a snobby little bitch who deserves to get slapped in the face repeatedly while being fucked.

The only thing out of control is her monkeyfacedness. (And yes, that's now a word.)

wow, she worked for TRL. would you really put that on your resume like you're proud of it? this chick needs a reality check. getting dumped by one Nick Lachey would be a good way.

She sucks. No one knows/cares about this chick. What's Lindsay doing??

http://www.innerdrama.com/

Is it just me or does anyone else think she looks like a 12 year old male Thai hooker with tits?

and what's up with her leg in picture #6? it looks like Jaws got a hold of her knee.

22- you so took the words right out of my mouth. Literally.... where are my words? YOU TOOK THEM!

No, in my experience the average 12-year-old male Thai hooker is much more passive and complaint. They're the best in the world, IMHO.

@15 that big boob squad is hilarious on your site Bern.

I knew not to click it...... I knew better.

i cant decide if she looks good or not

imran karim

She has a big chin dimple & big lips...like Jessica Simpson. I think Nick Lachey likes that in a girl....

Hey! That's a Robert Mapplethorpe classic. Art, not porno. And like they always say, nobody was harmed during filming...

Damn....nice legs!

God, the things I would do.....woof.

Oh yes....must give tribute to Vanessa. I would love to cover those shields/ glasses!

@25 & 30 It is nice to see my troll is up early and hard at work for me.

Bern - Nice DMBS, however the picture is to small. You need to be able to click on the picture and get it full size.

19, I call Webster's

She always seemed more laid back and low-key to me. Nick, while lacking talent, does seem to be a pretty chill guy why can't he find a girl who isn't so self obsessed?

i have no idea why she is famous, but she has one hell of a body! Nice rack and legs.

Who IS this fat nobody?

I'd hit it. For a night or for a weekend. No way can I deal with bad manners but I'll give her a free ride.

Nick, pass the butter.

I actually really like her outfit!! It's cuuute
And she looks really good in all the pics! She has a great body!

If by out of control you mean, hot?

People used to be famous because they were celebrities; now they're celebrities because they're famous.

She's a good lay, though.

I thought this site was for making fun of FAMOUS people. Next.

What the fuck?? Are you the editor for Idontlikeyouinthatway.com, also? Its always the exact same posts.

This is just proof that MTV's affirmative action policies don't work.

Not much I can do about the size of the big boob squad, Jimbo. Maybe I will just change the picture ...

16 - I am with you bro - those are the tastiest looking legs ever.. I just want lick those toned perfect legs

From the little I have seen, I would state the obvious... that she is as dumb and uninteresting as a brick.
But she sure looks tasty. I would throw her a bone.

Oh, and I see a bit of Jessica (also no talent) Alba in her face (just a little more chub)

she looks like a chubby asian boy to me..nick could do better. this girl can't hold her drink (saying FUC* on national live TV ringing in 2007)...her carreer has and will go no where...actually these pics with Lohan will only make her more interesting to people.

She's such a loser. And if that is her in the pics with LL, then she's an even bigger loser for hanging out with LL and playing with knives?! What an idiot.

And any day of the week, you could find a hotter girl than her walking down the street.

She'd be crap in bed also. Stuck up and self centered girls always are. She'd be too concerned about her appearance and being all superficial to really get in to it.

Overall, I say it's time to drop her as being considered a "celebrity".

She's a nobody who clearly set up this 'shopping-for-shoes-while-casually-blabbing-on-her-cell-phone-completely-oblivious-to-the-guy-with-the-camera-hovering-around-her' scene.

Aw, she is just compensating for all the times Nick slaps her with his bull cock.

Me Love her Wong time. Boom Boom GI.

Nice legs????!
EXCUSE ME, but have you seen picture 6?
And what, she can't even afford a pair of Jimmy Choos? Pathetic

I'd love to Thai her up...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(crickets)

Who could not want to get with this girl. Check out her see through pictures:

http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=1312639

and tell me with a straight face you wouldn't hit it!

Nick is a lucky guy!

#58

Click my name to hear the sound of Nick being a lucky guy!

@58 -- Dude, thanks for the see thru dress. Plus, that little pock mark scar between her eyes would make an excellent target.

MMMMMMMMMMMM... brown nips...

Vanessa Who?

I just wish Minnillo would have pulled down Lohans top a little more. . .

www.Gossipgonewild.com

you already cracked that fire marshall joke. I dont know whats worse: that you're a repeat offender or that I know that you're a repeat offender.

What a jumped up, nasty piece of work she is - Jess may be dumb but at least she is sweet.

Don't see what the big deal is w/ this girl. She's barely famous and barely attractive. Kind of surprised to think that Nick Lachey would put up w/ a high maintenance bitch; but then I remembered he was with Jessica and she was prob high maintenance too. This Vanessa chic was looking pretty lesbo in those Lindsay pics though. Nick better keep an eye on her...

The most famous thing about this bee-atch is the dna nick left on her caddy shack shorts.
I hate this chick! If I have to see her one more GD time I am going to poke my eyes out with the corner of my desk....oh no...she just walked in my office...(insert screams of horror followed by two loud pops)

#66 - Just tell her that you're the great Cornholio, and that she is now the TP for your bunghole.
Enjoy getting your salad tossed!

WHO THE FUCK IS VANESSA MINNILLO?
At least Jessica has talent, despite what anyone says.

She's 26?!
She's way too old to be acting like that, common sense should have kicked in with some level of maturity.

Vanessa Manillo and Damien were HORRENDOUS VJs when they first started. You could've gotten better talent at CSB. Both improved alot though, and it seems like VM's ego improved size wise as well!

She's a dog. If you guys want her, all you have to do is get a can of Alpo and a can opener.....

WOW! Jessica with brown hair -- TOTALLY!

Well at least she's cute so she has SOMETHING going for her.

Lindsay's long lost twin, awwwwww. Too bad no one gives a crap about either one anymore. Keep playing with knives while totally cracked out and do us a favor.

Wow, nice. Pretty smile too.

VANESSA IS A BITCH! MY FRIEND WAS HER ASSISTANT BRIEFLY. SHE QUIT BECAUSE VANESSA IS A SUCH A HIGH MAINTENANCE WHORE! SHE YELLS AT EVERYONE. SHE THINKS SHE IS HOTTEST BITCH AROUND. SHE TALKS SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE IN THE BUSINESS. DOES NOT WANT TO PAY HER DUES. CHEATS ON NICK. YES SHE DOES MAKE OUT WITH WOMEN. SHE ALSO DOES COCAINE. SHE IS A FAKE ASS WHORE JUST LIKE HER BREASTS!

oh my good, she is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is fucking hot!!!

She might be out of control but she has one prime ass.
http://www.celebroundup.com/i-thought-jessica-alba-had-a-nice-ass/

firstly, tid bit nipply? second. who's the crack-head in the background approving the shoes? her mom? no wonder she's a friggin coke head. third? i don't think she could try any harder to 'not-pose' for the paparazzi, and even forth? who the FUCK wears shorts that look like that?!

anyone suprised here? she's a bitch, so what. yawn.

Isn't it convenient that all of the sudden when she's in stupid pictures with Lohan, there's a bunch of other dirt that Page Six digs up to make it seem like she really is, in fact, a delinquent whore?

We hear nothing about her until yesterday because NOBODY CARES ABOUT HER but now I'm supposed to see her as another notorious young starlet? SNORE.

did you see her without makeup a few weeks ago on this site. omg! not hot at all

Jesus Christ! What do you fuckers demand out of a woman? All diva shit aside this bitch is fuckin' hot! I cannot fathom having this bitch spread eagle on my bed and my going, "Bitch, get the fuck out of here." I would have to turn in my hetero card immediately.

she probably is a diva, but I don't exactly know why! I'm confused, She hasn't done anything spectactular! I think that everyone in Hollywood is on some type of drugs! That's you're choice if you want to do them, or not!

She was a diva/"partying"/"friendly" girl when I was in high school with her at BE in Charleston. Some things never change.

who iz thiz skanky HO?
she haz done nothing, but
cocaine and get drunk ,big
damn deal...hopefully,
someone will kick her
azz down to everyone
elzez level...I know way
hotter chickz...

by the way: all u pervez
who want to lick lick lick
lick her from her head to
her toez...why aren't U
licking your girl friendz?

God what this bitch famous for, she's a worthless piece of crap!!

her party days are numbered thank god none of her contracts got renewed!!

...umm... an average dirty mexican with money.

Cute shorts...

That fucking Mexican bitch,Just who the fuck does she think she is,I hope Mary Heart punches this slut in the ass.Thinking she's top shit when she's just a fugly immigrant,who should think her self luck she isn't scrubbing toilets for a living like most other Mexican people.im sorry if ive offended any Mexican people but i just really fucking hate this bitch.

to 88, 90, and everyone else making "mexican" references... seriously, what fucking hicktown are you from still being this racist? why don't you pick your own fruits, scrub your own toilets? do me a favor and teach your children not to be as close minded as yourselves.

white americans are decendants of european trash. dumbshits.

"white americans are decendants of european trash. dumbshits."

I was agreeing with you...until you became a hypocritical douche. GBTW loser.

#91=get back in your own
country and we will pick
our own shit....
Y don't U people stand up
for yourselves in your own
country the way U stand up
for yourself in our country...
then maybe your country would
be worth staying and working
in and you wouldn't take our
jobz.......................!

She's not Mexican she is half white half Fillipinio

Here is a bio on her http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Minnillo

@#67
Rhahahahaha!!
Its been my nickname for so long I sometimes forget my roots!!! thanks for the laugh!

Who? Who is she?

I never heard of her until she started fucking someone marginally famous.

83. Posted by The Superfish guy is on coke on June 5, 2007 8:41 PM

Jesus Christ! What do you fuckers demand out of a woman? All diva shit aside this bitch is fuckin' hot! I cannot fathom having this bitch spread eagle on my bed and my going, "Bitch, get the fuck out of here." I would have to turn in my hetero card immediately.
_____________________________
hahaha so there IS one straight guy in here. Good to know.

You guys act as if you're sooooo picky but if she came at you naked you know you'd hit it.

Well, when you're rich, thin and drop dead gorgeous, you can pretty much get any goddamn thing you want.
Okay, my fat ass is going back to my pint of Chunky Monkey now.

Man I hate this stupid ass bitch. Shes fugly as hell and she sucks at reporting. Hope she dies very VERY soon!

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

Gross and pathetic .. those are the only (printable/allowable?) words that I can use to describe such crass, spoiled, distasteful behavior.

People are starving to death in this world, people are homeless. There are orphans living on the streets, begging for food and performing tricks to the passer by so that they'll be given something, anything to eat. People are living in such disgracefully poor conditions in disgracefully poor countries while 'we' in the 'great' West make celebrities out of absolute nobodies (in the grand scheme of things) and they moan and groan about such trivialities (like not having roomy enough leather seats on an airplane or not having a make-up artist by their side on their flight etc)
I don't even know who Vanessa Minnillo is actually, but I'm guessing she hasn't done much, if anything at all to contribute to the less fortunate in this world?
While fun is poked at Angelina Jolie and Madonna, et all, for using their celebrity 'voice' (collectively) to bring awareness to the plights of the forgotten people, the voiceless people in some of the poorest countries, the forgotten countries in this big old world of ours, at least they are making an effort and using their celebrity status and position to make us all aware of the shameful atrocities people,including children and babies, are waking up to and having to try and live and exist in every single day of their sad and deprived lives.

We are all guilty of ignoring it or being so self absorbed that 'we' push it all to the back of our minds and pretend we don't know what's going on, and shamefully, even those who DO know what's going on do nothing to try and help. The smallest effort is better than no effort.

And then we have this useless person, Ms Minnillo, moaning and whining and having tantrums that she hasn't got a make-up artist with her, etc.
Tell me something .. what has she done to contribute to this world? What has she done that has made any real difference to anyone in this world, other than give the odd man or two an image he can jack-off to. I suppose she's given 'relief' in that (useless) sense of the word.
And one more time .. who is this surly, moaning, demanding person again? Remind me, so that I can switch channels, turn the page in magazines or skip over any articles about her on the 'net, because unless she does something really helpful and kind and unless she can contribute rather than take, take, take ... she is, in my humble opinion, nothing more than a useless parasite.
If she were given a map, would she know whereabouts to find Darfur, for example? Would she even know anything about what has been happening there? Even more pertinent .. would she even care? That was rhetorical by the way, because I pretty much know the answer to that.

Gross and pathetic .. those are the only (printable/allowable?) words that I can use to describe such crass, spoiled, distasteful behavior.

People are starving to death in this world, people are homeless. There are orphans living on the streets, begging for food and performing tricks to the passer by so that they'll be given something, anything to eat. People are living in such disgracefully poor conditions in disgracefully poor countries while 'we' in the 'great' West make celebrities out of absolute nobodies (in the grand scheme of things) and they moan and groan about such trivialities (like not having roomy enough leather seats on an airplane or not having a make-up artist by their side on their flight etc)
I don't even know who Vanessa Minnillo is actually, but I'm guessing she hasn't done much, if anything at all to contribute to the less fortunate in this world?
While fun is poked at Angelina Jolie and Madonna, et all, for using their celebrity 'voice' (collectively) to bring awareness to the plights of the forgotten people, the voiceless people in some of the poorest countries, the forgotten countries in this big old world of ours, at least they are making an effort and using their celebrity status and position to make us all aware of the shameful atrocities people,including children and babies, are waking up to and having to try and live and exist in every single day of their sad and deprived lives.

We are all guilty of ignoring it or being so self absorbed that 'we' push it all to the back of our minds and pretend we don't know what's going on, and shamefully, even those who DO know what's going on do nothing to try and help. The smallest effort is better than no effort.

And then we have this useless person, Ms Minnillo, moaning and whining and having tantrums that she hasn't got a make-up artist with her, etc.
Tell me something .. what has she done to contribute to this world? What has she done that has made any real difference to anyone in this world, other than give the odd man or two an image he can jack-off to. I suppose she's given 'relief' in that (useless) sense of the word.
And one more time .. who is this surly, moaning, demanding person again? Remind me, so that I can switch channels, turn the page in magazines or skip over any articles about her on the 'net, because unless she does something really helpful and kind and unless she can contribute rather than take, take, take ... she is, in my humble opinion, nothing more than a useless parasite.
If she were given a map, would she know whereabouts to find Darfur, for example? Would she even know anything about what has been happening there? Even more pertinent .. would she even care? That was rhetorical by the way, because I pretty much know the answer to that.

Sorry, my comment came up twice .. don't know why?
Anyway, it gets my point of view out there twice .... Cool!

this gal is completely retarded.

Vanessa is a skank. She is sort of cute in a chipmunk way.
Nick has been whore dogging for a while now.
I hope his vienna falls off from V.D.
As she is nothing but a gold digger.

He deserves this low quality slut!!!

oh for the love of gawd....

so.. they were naked together.. how is that such a scandal????

I wonder if I got a camera... and took univited photo's of anyone.... and then published them...
What ever happened to 'peeping tom' laws?

let them have their fun and PRIVACY..

and it is sooo sad that the media has to search for things that don't involve them..
Let's take a LOOK at the President.. and the WHITE house... That is where the media really needs to be paying attention...

IMPEACH GEORGE W BUSH!!!!!!

Does anyone of the people commenting on this site know the meaning of the word "PRIVACY" (in capital letters!) ?
Well to enlighten all the thick headed perverts around the world, all the fuckers who only care about their stupid dicks privacy means reserved for an individual or a group of individuals ONLY involved in the matter!
So people, (if you can even be called HUMAN!) respect people's privacy (if you even know what respect is) and mind your own business (if you have any business of your own that is!) I bet you won't like it if your own lives are all over the news and people keep spreading rumors about you! STOP JUDGING AND PUT YOURSELVES IN THE OTHER PERSON'S SHOES! BELIEVE ME YOU WON'T LIKE IT!!!
Oh and one more thing: GET A FUCKING LIFE LOSERS!

ID FUCK YOU ! IF I COULD FUCK HER NEXT. AND ID MAKE YOU WATCH