The Spice Girls back together

First?

it wont last 5 gigs

Now if only the Backstreet Boys and All-4-One would get back together my life would be complete. And by life I mean personal hell. And by personal hell I mean repressed masturbatory fantasies. :(

Gross.

Posh looks like she's already bitching about something

Drag Queens on Tour. I'll be the first in line.

Hey Spice Girls, it's me, your 15 minutes of fame. Listen, we had a good run there for awhile. I mean, lets face it,you're a sideshow attraction, a gimmick. Your "music" really didn't have any meaning and I carried you about as far as I could take you.
So what I'm saying is...don't push it. Just take your millions and go spend 'em. Look at Posh, she's done well, being famous for no reason at all. Just follow her lead. You'll never be respected, but people will still wanna take pretty pictures of ya !

I wanna go watch Spice World now

Psh used to be hot! Now she looks like a freaky robot woman experiment gone BAD.

"Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed?"

Yeah Scary did Eddie Murphy.
And she's got the kid and the DNA to prove it.

Whoa! Look in the older picture at Posh's "peace" sign! Those are HUUUUGE! Ive never seen a peace sign look like that in all of my life.

I might add that it's amazing how Posh's boobs defy gravity

i know which one is skanky spice but which one is geriatric spice ?

their music sucked then as it does now.who the hell are the tards that are going to buy tickets to these old ladies lip syncing on stage ?

The only decent looking one of the bunch is the blonde.

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd hit it...all five of them.

and if they dont have their jobs at Costco, Baby and Ginger can still wash my car like they've been doing for the past ten years

based on the before and after pics, here is what they have all been doing:

Posh: has been getting breast implants
Sporty: eating at Taco Bell and growing her bangs
Ginger: rented Anne of Green Gables and then joined a polygamous colony
Baby: finally accepted her receding hairline
Scary: slept with Eddie Murphy, took out her tongue ring

Everybody but Posh looks better now...Posh was way hot back then, I don't know what she is now.

But the rest look great, and I for one think this will either be entertaining or a hilarious trainwreck either way we win!

# 10 "Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed"

I was not aware that Posh "did anything" except throw up her food, and practice her constipation faces.

LET THE RENAMING BEGIN!!!!!!
Posh Spice -> Sith Lord Spice
Scary -> Eddie Murphy's Baby Momma Spice
Baby -> Busty
Sporty -> Slinky
Ginger -> Hippy/Easy

@3- NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

Which one is "OLD Spice"?

I make me laugh.

Which one is "OLD Spice"?

I make me laugh.

omg i am scared.
although emma does look hotter.
victoria's boobs look awful

Isnt that one of the signs that the world will soon end?

Barf.

that comment was directed toward the superficial- not # 10

One skinny girl and four chubbers... they look like the number 10000.

wow is it just me or is the formerlly ugliest spice girl (SPORTY) kinda like, the hottest one now?? Weird. Id hit that.

Did anybody fucking ask for this.. I mean seriously!! Anybody?? Anybody who did should be dragged out into the street and shot

"Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed?"

since when is marrying a pro-athelete an accomplishment? Posh has done the least since they broke up. They others have all had multiple solo albums, Ginger and Baby are both fairly popular as pop stars in the UK and Sporty is pretty big on the techno scene

WTF happened to Geri??

She looks like she got attacked by a cast memember of "Little House on the Prarie"

The other three humans look fine. Especially Mel aka Scary Spice.

Posh on the other hand needs to be thrown a sandwich. Her "makers" from Planet Bonesville need to drag her ass back and downgrade those watermelons and that protruding collarbone.

Lets break it down 20 mil times 5 equals 100 million. Divide that by 19 shows that means over 5 million a show. Even if they get 80,000 a show, which does not look likely, maybe at their peak in 1996.That means the tickets would have to be $75 just to pay them, not including the cost that comes with touring expenses. Not buting it. Remember when ABBA was going to get 1 billion for 100 shows? do the math

none of them have done anything....posh married a horribly overrated soccer player and scary got a kid from sleazeball eddie murphy

Spory is still the hottest one. My god could Victoria's neck be any longer? She looks like a giraffe.

WHAT the Feck has Posh Spice done then? besides marrying a rich footballer?? She's done nothing and had no success at being anything other than Mrs David Beckham.

Victoria Blechem looks like an animatronic love-doll that is running low on oil.

Victoria Beckham must have ran out of plastic surgery money. She looks AWFUL! It looks like the skin on her chest is going to rip. I much prefer the natural look she started off with.

i hate posh so much!!!! the good thing is that all their fans have grown and might be listening to some good music now like britney´s, oh wait.
jeezzzz visctoria is really UGLY, did you notice that shes the only one who never sings alone???

#33 - I am certain the overall figure was taking into account ALL sources of revenue (movie/broadcast rights, endorsements, live CDs, etc). If there's enough buzz coming from this, sponsors will be willing to pay big bucks to have their product names associated with the tour.

One of the spice girls, I think it is "Bitter Spice" did accomplish something. She is having Eddie Murphy's lust child!

Actually, all of them have side projects. Sporty is still making music.

spice girls are back..
but should i call that spicy?
I Don't Think So..

Emma - Baby is still singing too had some success here in the UK, had a baby of her own though too.

Victoria's boobs aren't real at all. I don't mean "she got a boob job" or implants. I mean like they are actually sculpted out of plastic and attached to the outside of ther chest with double sided tape or something. I've heard of helmet head, but helmet boobs?

Melanie C has a quite successful solo career. She just released her 4th album.

worst breasts in history.

36, even that's a stretch. didn't he cheat on her multiple times?

that bitch is going to collapse on stage during soundcheck of the first concert. you can tell she's completely disgusted having to stand next to those 'regular sized' women.

scary is still that, scary. the others don't look too bad.

It looks like they all grew up-- 'cept for vicky... why does she take herself so seriously? Doesn't she know that she's the only one?

Posh looks like the bad guy's girlfriend in a direct-to-video Dolph Lundgren movie. She's ruthless and is an expert with a particular weapon, say... throwing knives. After sustaining a bad injury from her, Dolph quickly recovers and throws her off a building... one can dream, can't one?

AHhhh, the good old days. when Posh was actually, you know. Reasonably attractive. She looks like string cheese with a push up bra.

@35: Who is "Spory Spice"? Is she the one who grew the big melons? LOL

OK....Posh, sucks ass! I would fuck her husband in a hot minute! What the hell is up with Gerri's dress? that shit is out of order! I know that baby, is Pregnant! MEL-c, and Melanie B looks the best! I love that corset...that shit is down right sexy! She looks really great after having Angel Iris! Mel-c She looks better than she has in years!

I don't know about this idea.
I really think they should Stop Right Now.
(Thank you very much.)

Speed bumps..... Posh looks like a pair of rubberized speed bumps.

Okay, I'll say it again.......Are all of them necessary? Can't we have just one and call her Allspice?

Actually, Geri and Emma have both had successful careers in Europe. Mel B isn't hurting for cash either, and Mel C has had some hits. Victoria is the one that has done the least. She just got married is all.

lol jrz. cute! but by cutting the others out, wouldn't the remaining one be called "Allsplice"? Just sayin'...

Are those 5 guys spice girls impersonators?

don't matter how you do it, just downsize them. And jesus.....would you just look at her fucking implants? my god.

Posh is obviously the hottest. After sex you could take her boobs out to the driveway and play a pick-up game of basketball with the other neighborhood kids. If only her vagina is as rubbery and synthetic as her chest then she would be the ideal woman.

*gasp* Oh thank God. Six years is a long time to hold your breath, waiting for your reason to live to reunite.

ok i've never posted before so this will be my first and probably only one but i just had to point out #54's comment. best laugh i've had all week.

I don't think Posh Spice is the one I'd bang anymore.

#3 - Feeling sorry for you that you have "masturbatory fantasies" to the Backstreet Boys and All-4-One.

#10 - I had the exact same thought when I read the diatribe. Weird that Fish can't remember articles he posted from LAST WEEK!!

56 - Now THAT'S some humor. Good one jrz.

All of the negative comments about Mrs. Beckham only leads to the conclusion that this entire project will be scrapped as fast as a Kelly Clarkson Arena tour. I picture dozens of screaming single Moms in the audience until Vic opens her mouth to sing, and then {crickets}.

I think all of them look better than they use to.

Ok. I admit it. I used to like them when I was in high school. I still like them. Kinda.

(well, it's way better than Hiltons, Lohans, Simpsons...)

Didn't Scary, like, *just* have a baby? She looks good, considering.

oh my god!!
that dress Gerry is wearing is AWFULL!!!

she was always my favourite!!

and I guess it's true what they say about pregnant women!!!
Havingababyspice´s tits got HUGE!!!!

I can see Posh's concert contract now:

I don't have to speak or sing. Noone will address me directly. I will be the scantily dressed Spice. and I want the most money.

You know who's excited about this? Beckham. That bitch will be on the road, and he can go back to bending it like he likes to. But he better get a lot in fast... This tour will cancel faster than a Heather Graham TV show...

My kid liked them then. Now she likes real music (thank God!). That movie they did ... well, I'm still waiting for that 2 hours back.

Mel B had a baby and looks great.
Mel C is much hotter than before. Yummy!
Baby looks pretty much the same.
Ginger. What the hell? Why is she wearing a curtain?
Posh looks like a transvestite alien love doll with some of the air let out. I mean if you did Posh, wouldn't you have to wrap her in duct tape first so you didn't split her in half? And what does that say about David Beckham's wang? Wouldn't you be worried about cutting yourself if you did Posh? I'd be looking for a chain mail condom. And while I'm all for fake boobs, but those look like well inflated volleyballs, and are probably about as soft, but not as much fun to play with.

Who liked them to begin with? Well, someone must've they made freaking Barbies outta them. But what kind of tard shows up to a Spice Girls Reunion tour? Seriously, I want to know!

Worst. News. Ever.

Wow, Posh used to look like a human!

I still think that Posh looks like the girl monkey from that movie "Planet of the Apes".........

It was earth all along.....LOL

Did Posh have her smile muscles removed during one of her surgeries?

Now I know what they mean when I hear the crowd yell "Bend it like Beckham!!!!!!"

That would be the only way I could handle the Spice Girls!

Next stop, Six Flags.

That's one STRONG corset.

Finally! I'm so there

victoria USED to look OK ... now she looks like tinkerbelle(paris hilton's dog)
scary spice>> what the hell happened? how the fuck you are gonna mess with EDDIE MURPHY? the bitch is ugly as hell and likes trannys, why? i say why?
and baby spice>>she just got fatter. melanie c(sporty) uhh mm she still about the same...maybe better dunno, no.
and gerry well...i'll leave that to you people.

I can't wait!....it's been forever since they have been together and maybe Geri and Emma will sing some of their solo on tour.

#18: Spot on. Posh is well on her way to Wildestein territory while the others (even Scary!) still look great.

to #81 Emma aka Baby Spice is pregnant thats why she looks "fat"

What has Posh done other than get lots of plastic surgery and marry Beckham? She looked way better before all the surgery and heavyhanded makeup (but still the same snot face).

Who the fuck are these people?

Whoever the hell they are, they looked better in the first photo....

.

Posh is so full of love and adoration...for herself. Can she EVER take a picture and look fun, happy and enjoying life, instead of like she's trying to be America's next top model?

...i just think it's hilarious that the one who once did nude photos in a skin mag, and was going to prove that women over 35 were still sex objects, is the only one in a big ol' ugly ass hippie dress down to her ankles...i don't know if i wanna know what she's hiding under that tablecloth.

how many of them have fake tits now?

geri and emma are cute. That's right, I know there names, I was a 12 year old girl with anglophilia when they hit it big.

If you wanna be my lover... then anyone from 'Spice Girls' can call me. ;)

That Beckham broad is one incredibly ugly woman.

oh baby is pregnant ok didnt know that, i thought she was just fat... well melanie c looks the best here.

each and everyone of them
look zo much better than
thebadylady....zpearz...

I don't have time to write up a funny or witty remarks so I'll just say Posh is a pathetic waste of plastic.

Its funny how all of them cept 1 have far larger breasts now than before LOL

Spice "Girls'???

More like old, washed out no-talent hags.

Yeah, can't wait for the album. Yawn.

What's with all the old folks in entertainment coming out of retirement to make movies and albums and shit again?

Ya, and they all look really happy to be there together. I hope Sporty scissor kicks Posh right in her nasty, fake boobs. Pitiful!!!

#54 genius. lol.

And secondly.. look at posh's face back in the day. she already has that alien look going. and she's throwing up the peace sign... maybe she is an alien afterall.

All of them look Obese and transexual. Posh use to look DECENT back then but now she turn into a plastic blow up doll. She only looks skinny because of multiple LIPOSUCTION or else she would of look Obese like the rest. You can put Posh next to chewbaca and he would look way hotter then her.
Put all of them transexuals together and you got a circus.

I remember these screaming Orcs.I used to put them in the frontlines of my army.To horrify the enemy.

these bitches are masochistic. As if the first time around wasn't embarrassing enough. For everyone.

"If this thing falls through I just hope Wal-Mart lets them have their jobs back."

Now that's completely out of line. In Britain, Wal-Mart is called "ASDA."

#100-Obese? Are you seeing the same pics as everyone else? They may be a lot of things, but obese isn't one of them!

hahaha! i just noticed that in every picture baby spice is sticking her face in the air to disguise her double chins.
Oh, that's priceless. *smiles adoringly*

WTF is wrong with this site? Why isn't this news about paris!? OMG I'm going to complain.

Seriously though, the spice girls do look better than they used to.

flash, go back and check out the comments for the paris/larry king interview

If you dare...bwahahahahha

Funny, the only one who hasn't realy aged is Baby Spice.
Fuck this makes me so afraid of aging god they look absolutely aweful now compared to back in the day (and they were just sorta hot, nothing special in the first place). Victoria Beckam looks like an absolute joke now with her fake boobs and fake hair as she tries to cling onto her youth with her nasty annorexic body. Oh god it's just so aweful, it looks like someone sucked the glow rightout of their skin (fathertime and father crack fatherI suppose). YUCK.

They look so trashy and it's just pathetic to see how they are still trying to look young. They should be forced to wear
t-shirts during the entire tour 9and possibly forever)with a giant blown up picture of what they used to look like. Ah the tour of shame.

Posh is such a freak of nature now....
SKANK ALERT!!

*father time and father crack I suppose

They all grew and matured into actual women...except Posh, she well...there aren't words enough to describe her. BTW I guess Sporty former ugly duckling has grown into a swam! DAMN SHE'S HOT!

I'd still fuck Halliwell, even though she's got witch hair. But, amazingly, Sporty looks the best of all of them. It must be because she actually fucking works out. Unlike Posh, who just had herself mummified.

I've actually heard then when she and David Beckham fight, he usually wins, because he threatens to penalty-kick the shit out of the Canopic jars containing her removed organs, thereby ensuring that she can't take them into the afterlife. She knows that motherfucker can K-I-C-K.

LMAO 112....

Posh = Anck Su Namun

Honestly it's the two on the ends that look the worst. Like two slices of crusty stale bread with some decent fresh (sort of fresh) meat in the middle.

Baby aged okay due to her baby face
Sporty obviously doesn't sit on her ass all day and geri bah she's okay.. it's more that she looks actually a lot better than she used to.

as for Posh um... VOMIT!
and Scary Spice well her name sums it up.

The Old Spice Tour! I wonder if they still have it in them or will it be a lot of standing around on stage lip-synching to their old songs.

LOL@79
Carbon County Fair is next.

Also, isn't there some sort of requirement to label something a 'reunion' or 'comeback'? They were a flash in the pan the first time. What the hell is being reunited?

#112. Does he also threaten to penalty-kick the shit out of her nasty rock hard silicone soccer balls or is that just foreplay for them?

He could probably kick those unfunbags as hard as possible and she'd just laugh and say "oh that tickles".

Wouldn't you all like to see Victoria and Melanie Brown have a cage match to see who gets to be called "Scary Spice" now? It couldn't be a fight to the death, because Posh is already there, but still.

POSH needs a sandwich, a punch in the face, and a good hard look at how decent the rest of these girls look down the track. I don't reckon this one will last!

OMG! YAAAAAAAY!!!! :D :D

@48 - point taken and @119 - punch in the face sounds about right - can I be the puncher - PLEEEEEZE??

Ginger looks like she's aged the best and she was already older than the rest of them. (I'm going by the pictures of her and her trainer a few days back.) I used to dig Sporty, but that's not happening this time around.

If I had tickets for this reunion, I would definitely get dressed up, make my way to the concert hall and scalp them.

Posh is always ready to pose.

Every photo she's posing like
she's at a magazine shoot.

I think she's an alien,
the master alien that killed
the real Victoria Beckham
and took over het body,
then is taking over the bodies of other celebrities
and converting them to scientology...

What a productive day. So many guys had their
way with me. I am so bad. My asshole is so sore. Oh well, tomorrow is another day. It was so much fun.

HERE IS THE BEST POST EVER about Victoria beckham

I think Posh actually died several years ago of anorexia.
David thought he couldn’t live without her, because that’s what she always used to tell him as she beat him with her bony fists. He’s dumb so he believed her and didn’t fight back. So a lonely widowed David went to see Tom Cruise and his Alien worshipers and they used Tom's money to bring Victoria back to life with robot parts (which is why as other pointed out she looks like a fembot) that Tom had been saving for the late L. Ron Hubbard.
When the new buddies Tom and David were making Posh into an undead robot wife, in Tom’s $cientology lab, they decided to do some superficial tweaking and agreed that she should have actual boobies if she was going to look alive and doable. Because they are both men (sort of) they didn't have the ability to pick out real looking implants. So they just brought their favorite porno to a plastic surgeon and pointed and giggled at their favorite pair of rock titties and the surgeon took that as a go ahead (really they were trying to get the surgeon in on a threesome).
Anyway, the reason Poshbots skin is all orange and pimply is due to her being mostly dead and infested with stuff that eats dead people. David never fixed her nose because he never ever looked at her face and Tom likes ugly noses and insisted they keep it. Now Beckham and his grave bride are indebted to Tom which is why Tom has forced Victoria to be friends with Katie. Tom secretly programmed Vickybot to say stuff like
-Tom Cruise is the tallest straightest man in the world
and
-$cientology is wonderful and real and fun
and
-You should never leave Tom, because he is perfect and if you do I’ll come after you with my lasers nipples (oh ya Tom put lasers in Vic’s nipples, again they were originally for L.Ron)

ummm... i don't think ginger got the memo about the whole "let's all wear black for this photoshoot" thing. i bet she felt really stupid showing up for the spice girls' reunion...i mean, she prolly felt really stupid showing up dressed as a fucking hippie... for the spice girls' reunion.

I think they all look normal women who have grown up about 6 years, but Posh looks like a fembot....scary

I can't believe that we are seeing Posh wear the same article of clothing more than once!! She wore that awful corset thing with those booty shorts to the Glamour awards...you are slippin, Vicky!

Everyone is just jealous of Posh. She is the hottest hot to ever hot hot.

Does Posh spice ever smile... probably not i don't think that smiling is permitted in the "religion" of scientology

#73 I'm a tard who's going to the reunion concert.

I'm not ashamed of that at all, they were my life when I was a teenager and they still have a big piece of my heart.

It's like saying that a Beatles reunion (if it was possible) was bullshit and the people who attended it were idiots.

Wether people like it or not, the Spice Girls changed the face of POP music in the 90's. They are music icons and that's all there is to it.

#104 Are you serious?? Amanda I believe your from the land of WIDE OPEN ***. Where pigs roll around in the mud and eat all day. and you even Suck in your stomach or use a corset in every picture.

I luv the spice girls they are going to out do the pussycat dolls you will see haters!

Who cares about a bunch of used up female rock stars. They can't call themselves the Spice Girls anymore. They are more like the Spice Grandmas or Spice Aliens.

I don't know if anyone said already ...

but Pic 4 of that Beckham looks like a manequin! Ugly Plastic biiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!!!!

what a shame

My god, those before and after pics really highlight the horrific extent of Posh's plastic surgery. Yipes! She's going to rival Jocelyn Wildenstein soon...

Its so funny, all of them look like normal, everyday human females you would see everyday...then their's "Posh"

Does she honestly, seriously, actually, think she looks good? OMG she looks like a freakin alien. its just so sad, she'll never know how much people laugh at how ridiculous she is.

Somehow the Melanie's look the hottest.

I'd love to have Posh's legs wrapped around me

Hey is it just me or is Geri about 100?

Jimbo would have them for
lunch if they were guyz....
hez par=zel to the men.....

I think they would be good in the nude, except the one with all the surgery- she's frightening me.

Posh aka Victoria Beckham used to be so pretty (even if she did have an eating disorder)! Now she just looks like a skeleton with watermelons taped onto her chest.

Is sporty the ONLY spice who still has her own tits??

Why can't Posh Spice ever smile? Is she that discontented with her miserable life or is she just an ugly puppet with a stick shoved up her ass!

is it sad that only now i remembered that victoria beckham could even SING?

personally, the thought frightens me.

and i'm sure her cords are in great shape after all the acid she's obviously puked up.

and is baby there still pregnant? my god those are some explosive boobs.

who seriously gives a shit abt these ugly, talentless skanks. I never did before, and certainly don't now. Britney was lucky they went away, because thats the only reason she had a chance. And look at that creature posh! What a freak! Can she get alittle more plastic surgery and loss somemore weight; good Lord! Don't see what her hubby sees in her (though she was much cuter in earlier times).

I used to think Posh was the prettiest but now I think Baby Spice is. Posh has turned into some futuristic-sex-robot lookalike and its really gross. at least Baby Spice doesn't look all fake

theshizzler - Backstreet Boys are back together

Uhhh...what happened to the blonde one? Is it "baby spice"? She has got a couple extra baby lbs. she needs to grow out of. No? Sporty spice is the hot bitch now! WTF!

oh hi Posh's boobies.

I hear that for the encore portion of their first reunion concert that they will do a queef rendition of God Save The Queen. Can't wait!

did posh get new boobs?

OMFG are y'all (the commenters) serious?! Could you be any more immature seriously, grow the fuck up and learn that just because you don't like it doens't mean a million other people won't! I'm so fucking sick of america and all these stereotypes (and I LIVE in america!)

ANYWAY, I'm VERY excited! We spice fans have been waiting a long time for this!! You watch, this comeback will be huge!

Posh/ Vicki: looks so fake that she is now really UGLY! Poor Becks. Posh should be renamed "Too Scary Spice"

Mel C: looks great

Mel B: Just had a baby and looks good

Emma: Looks almost the same

Geri: looks like Elisabeth shue with drapes on

Victoria is looking... well, posh. Mel C. looks way better than before. Geri looks like a hippie. Emma looks the same. And Mel B. STILL looks like WHAT-THE-FUCK-HAPPENED.

Wow I'm glad they are back together! I think thier first show should be in downtown Bagdad !

is the fembot also known as Posh incapable of smiling? or is she just playing her part of Posh spice? all the girls smile, except the fembot victoria, its like a little voice in her head is saying "dont smile, dont smile, pose victoria, Pout!"

Posh looks OLD. Can't we send her emails to go back to her dark hair? And also, letters to the others to dress like singers? It's like looking at our moms!

They all look pretty good... with the exception of Vicky "Posh" robo-bitch. She just looked like a little bitch in the old photo now she looks like robo-bitch. Nice to see some things never change, at least when it comes to attitude (let's not talk about the rock hard fake tits, jaw reconstruction and bulemia.)

um, so the only thing that's changed is that they all got boob jobs, right?

surprisingly, with the exception of posh, who looks like a freak, all the other spice girls actually look BETTER than they did when they first were a pop group. thats unheard of!

Yeah, all of them look better now, save Victoria.

BTW, Sporty is the new Posh.

Posh is going to look so bad (worse, considering she looks bad now) when she gets old. haha

Melanie Jizzum was always the prettiest and most talented.

Posh Spice used to be sooooo hot! What the hell happened to her? She is like the Michael Jackson of the Spice Girls.

If I were David Beckham I would run far, far away from that fugly bitch.

all lookin' way hotter, except carrot spice.

Nah, I still love them (Except Sporty- never liked her much). The concerts aren't anywhere near my city, so I won't be going, but I'm pretty sure I would if I could. :)

Well first of all scary spice looks like she is just there because the trying to have eddie murphys baby and blackmailing him fell through and she needs a rich quick scheme. Posh wins the prize for most silicone added since the original five broke up. Geri is no longer sexy spice, i would say more like Grandmother spice, come on can that sun dress cover up any more of her. Emma looks like she stepped into a time warp because she hasnt changed great genes. And well sporty spice is now sexy spice, the girl looks damn fine!

HEY DONT TALK ABOUT DRAG QUEENS IM REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH A LOT OF DRAG QUEENS

wow, it's the 7th. sign of the apocalypse! everyone take cover!

What? They suck

holaa!

soy de argentina
y estoy re feliz de la noticia
desde ya las voy a ir a ver a las spice el 24 estaran aca en argentina!!!

besos para los q comparten el sentimientoo!

SPICE GIRLS FOREVER!
GIRL POWER

Argentina, ¿Qué edad tienes 5?

171=hell yea:
bring that zhit on...
letz end thiz zhit now..
alot of fuckerz going down...

@174 LMAO!

They all look beautiful exept for posh...she looks REVOLTING euughh she looks like a prostitute and you can tell she thinks she looks really hot but she just looks ill...i think geri looks the nicest, all natural and pretty :) Yay to the spice girls coming back!!

Wow, what a reversal... Sporty Spice is acutally the hot one now. Beckham looks like an alien creation and damn near makes me want to hurl. The rest - other than Sporty - look like the should be home tending to their kids.

YESYESYESYESYES!!!! THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE

IVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

AND NOW ITS COME TRUE!

I COULDNT BE MORE HAPPIER!!!!!

ILY SPICEYS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

since they broke up posh has done what she did when they were together. Ride on other peoples coat tails. Hard to believe that any of them were talented, but she was the least of them all. when they broke up she married a "footbal" star with a worse voice than her and punched out a couple of kids.

now she thinks shes top shit because she hangs with tom cruise and fellow talentless whore jennifer lopez. I think the other girls are secretly laughin at her because she now has giant flotation devices (bigger than her head by the looks of it) attached to her chest.

As for the others. Geris joined a family of travelling gypsies. Emmas finally had sex for the first time and has fallen pregnant, a good warning to all youngsters to use protection. Mel B's finally decided to start shaving her head, and wear a wig that doesnt make her look crazy. And Mel C is now loving nto only being the hottest of the group but also the most talented.

Victoria looks horrible. And still not smiling.

Posh looks like some sort of fem-bot now. I can't help but like them though, I was just a kid when they first came out and I used to worship them.

haha spice girls again!!!

back to my childhood \o/ lol

ok, i might not listen to their music now, but i dont understand why r u all bitching, assholes. they r not unemployed girls. lol.

posh married beckham.lol. that's a solution.

sporty (i hated her) is actually having success in europe (yes, europe), so she's far from being unemployed, since i couldn't stand hearing her hit song everywhere. even soap opras. lol.

the other 3 r doing fine, just not on the limelights so u can all waste ur time bitching about it.

get over them loosers.

Ginger (i think that's her name) looks like she stole that dress from my grandmother.

good to know that im not the only realizing all i can think of when i see posh and her outfit is some mix of robot cop and innercity sex worker.
i hope someone from cali slaps her when her and hubby move for the major league soccer.
oh, and didn't she start a clothing line?

i'm hoping that their promo stylist simply forgot there were 5 and not 4 spice girls needing outfits..looks like the stylist was goin for black, and then turned to geri and said, "omg, youre ginger? i didnt pick out anything for you cus I thought you would automatically come in leather and platform peeptoes!.....here, this tablecloth brings out your hair!"

ps, baby spice, how convenient youre preggers. i <3 your cankles!

If you have Facebook...join my Spice Girls should die group:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=3472854186

And here I was, thinking Ginger was the only one who looked good...

Alhamdulillah akhirnya mereka kembali juga setelah sekian lama bubar! Ayo spice girls, kalian pasti bakal sukses lagi!!!

Do you understand what I say?

holy sh!t, posh is so thin

Wow - what a shameless display of vanity from all five women but especially Ginger (Geri Halliwell) and Posh (Victoria Beckham). Watch it again and count how many times Ginger flaunts her abs and Posh flaunts her bolt on boobs. Only a blind person could actually rate the music in this video as it is a constant barrage of boobs, abs and various other scantily covered body parts.
What a great message to send to young girls - as you get older you must keep ultra fit then make a video to show the whole world how beautiful you think you are.
It is sad that these women are still trying to use sex instead of talent to sell their music. Are they really so insecure or do they realize their talent is limited? Go back to your real lives ladies, your 10 minutes of fame ended long ago.

how do you get a boy to come to you when you've had a crush on him since 4th grade????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow, i think you are all dumb,
1. who cares if posh had implants, yea she could do with out them but hey its her body. sporty infact DOESNT look like shes been eating taco bell. im sure the curtain that gingers wearing costs more than your wardrobe, who cares what baby looks like she had a baby, and scary fucked eddie murphie omg so would you if you had the chance.
2. none of you would ever be able to bang ANY of the spice girls because wether they have talent or not fact is they got paid ALOT for what they do and you are all nobody's.
3. for theyre age they look amazing (:
4. they sung for a younger crowd meaning like little girls kind of like a hannah montanna type of thing so who cares if theyre music had meaning.
5. you are all just jealous that they get money for pretty much just looking pretty and singing while you work your asses off and get paid shit.

Sucks no one hardly comes to Hawaii to perform... i would've tried to get tickets.
They all performed live & were all great for what they did on stage..
Sucks I have to rely on fan footage though,as it looks like they are gonna wait awhile before they put out the tour on dvd (if ever,stupid management).

Spice Girls will forever rock.
They will have more fans then the people who "hate" them.

Posh hasn't changed at all. Well, her hair has, but the someone-shoved-a-pinecone-up-my-butt-and-it's-stuck-there look on her face sure hasn't. I'm sure she's a nice woman, but you wouldn't be able to tell by those pictures. She looks like a frigid jerk.