Jun 11 2007Sienna Miller gets dressed with her eyes closed

she's still hott

FrIST!

sucks i missed it

That's one gross human.

does this site get 10000 hits per second or what

what the f?

it's not nice to mock homeless people. what a bitch!

yeah shes still hot....id bang that hot hippie!! shit im one too!

the hobo outside my local bottleshop is better dressed...

Umm thats what people dress like at festivals. Im sorry if you've never been but thats what its like. Just because she is famous doesn't mean she wont get into the festival spirt. Big deal she losened up maybe you should too.

thats hot!

9, was it a renaissance festival because she looks like a jester?

actually, i take that back, she looks more like robin hood.

She's definately fucking with us now.....

i woudln't say she "loosend up" she usually dressed like a bum.

dresses

Who?

I have heard this girl's name several times, now, and still have absolutely no idea why she is supposed to be famous.

11, it's an Isle of Wight festival, look it up. Learn different types of fashion. Not everyone shops at the mall.

Go look and see what other people at Isle of Wight looked like, this isn't too crazy.

This is like if, say, Jack Nicholson went to Burning Man dressed like a chartreuse devil with sparklers for shoes. No biggie.

I didn't know people in the middle ages wore denim?

Celeb Drama:
http://www.innerdrama.com

Those are some gnarly looking legs.

On the upside, she has fantastic legs!

All she needs is a stick with a bundle tied at the end... vagabond looking bitch.

Dear British people,

Please stop telling your C list actors thet're attractive, especially when they are leg twins with Melanie Griffith. In short, please exile this putrid skank to Belfast. Many thanks.

RichPort

Yeah we were just kiddin' about being sick of Paris. Who gives a fuck about these other celeb stories. They all seem pint-sized now. More Paris! 24/7!

9, was it a renaissance festival because she looks like a jester?

actually, i take that back, she looks more like robin hood.

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Right get this, it was a *gasp* MUSIC!?! festival! thats right they have them now. I know this is a shock for you seeing as your obviusly from the 1700's when "renaissance festivals" where hugely popular and everyone was raving about a sertain robin hood.

Now days the main form of festival is music, thus when people say "she was at a festival" they will mostly all mean music. I know this is a lot to take in but im sure you will be aply to replay with your excellent "funnys" and "smarts".

She's missing some lederhosen, the fugly bitch.

Is this what happens when you find out your boyfriend has been boning the maid?

^ This is how she used to look in the UK. It's a mystery why all our celebs turn so ugly after they attract the attention of the Americans.

@24...wtf are you going on about?

Seriously... WTF is wrong with this woman...
Being British is not an excuse... I am sure the majority of the British would agree...

It's a fucking music festival. What do you want her to wear... a gown?

I'm British and I am feeling a bit embarrassed to be frank. Sienna - shit stop it, don't give the world something else to laugh at the British for!

shit!!!

do you need some money...

I think Sienna could wear a plastic garbage bag and still look wonderful. I'll admit, the outfit is strange, but come on...it's Sienna miller we're talking about.

That looks like a creepy nanny. Get away from me freak.

hot

imran karim

She should put in BOTH her glass eyes before getting dressed, one just isn't cutting it.

And for the Brits on here defending her because thats how people dress at the isle of Wight festival....well, my friends, Just because everybody else looks like a dried scab with denim wrapped around it doesn't excuse it. Kind of similar to saying that because you're British you MUST to like Marmite.

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my comment on martha hatez egyptianz...
I wasn't trazhing gayz,shit one of my
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God and Jezuz...so there!
p.s. stay outta my email box...

Lots of people at the Isle of Wight festival dress like that every year. This "story" and the comments are the equivalent of a British website posting pictures of people at the SuperBowl and making fun of their nonsensical football gear, as if people should attend dressed to the nines. Americans are profoundly ignorant people.

damn it, I am so conflicted, I hate this bitch...but damn she is hot hot hot.
maybe I could do her and spit on her at the same time?

She looks like a German, Morman Pimp.

#39 - Simple solution: choke fuck.

Krazikelli, you shouldn't let anyone mess with your email.
And btw, Jesus asked me to relay a message:
RIF like a motherfucker.

(Reading is fundamental, followed by writing.)

Bern - Nice DMBS today! How do I apply for the job as a seashell?

Those titties look painful.

painfully tasty.....

#22 - Why Belfast? What the fuck did we do to get stuck with her lol

Hey what the fuck! Who changed the channel??? Put Paris back on, asshole!

Who?

Check her out on wiki.

She's got a movie coming out in 2008 called 'A Woman of No Importance' - which sounds completely appropriate.

She so desperately wants to be famous..

# 27....does this mean that Posh spice is going to get even uglier now? Geez....if we Americans turn celebrities in to ugly things after they attract our attention, God help David Beckham.

nice to see jrzmommy back...i mean that.
also sheva..better watch out..i'll sick
jrz on your azz...
Sheva:
you must really love me to send me
a personnal email, damn...!

Holy shit, for some reason she turns me on more now that she's a crazy person. Maybe it's 'cause it seems like she wouldn't mind of I was smothering her with the hat while I did 'er.

I think she looks sexy!!!!!!

This broad is totally NOT hot. Judging by her legs, she looks like she's been marinating in the bathtub in Room 217 of the Overlook Hotel.

I swear I saw those lovely boots in Holt Renfrew's catalogue last week...but where's the matching hippopottamus bag?

Krazi, you can sick anyone you want on me. But just so you know, I didn't send any email. Be wary of those who claim to be the majestic one.

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Signed,
Shevasnizel

She's off with me lucky charms!! Nice pookabeads.

She's off with me lucky charms!! Nice pookabeads.

some of you people act like everyone's suppose to know wtf the Isle of Wight festival is. simma down.

festival or not, she's dressed like a fucktard.

Senor Kelli, let's get one thing perfectly straight here....you don't "sick" me on anyone...okay?

24, speaking of "smarts", you should probably learn how to spell.

16, if this is "fashion" we're all pretty much screwed.

That was amazing. And, there wasn't anything I could do to stop it.

Who the fuck cares what everyone else dresses like at a music festival?? So, you are saying how great it is that she dresses completely out of character just to fit in?
Gosh, I really admire you! It's great to have no opinion and just do what everyone else does!

She sort of looks like my aunts basket of clothes for the good will from 1974 blew up on her. Wow, that Isle of Wight must be some happening place.

what is the deal? why are you people getting so defensive about this nobody and a stupid festival that no one's heard of. who cares, she's dressed like an idiot. and if you showed me someone at the superbowl looking like an ass, I would agree, not get all defensive and start calling people ignorant.

wa--ah thank she dun look purdy, for a Ee-your-a pee-uhn.

her legs are jacked up tho...

she is very in fashion *lol* guess she spent at least 1' USD on her outfit.
but she forget her make-p. are you really sure it's her? she used to look good, or let's say: better. but not better then me. ha.

It's pretty obvious, she's a tramp serial killer, and after every kill she steals and wears a piece of clothing.

That's why her nails are all bloody and she has a crazy looking post-kill euphoria.

Did she raid Britney Spears' closet?! I guess I'm more surprised that she (and Britney) actually own (or have access to) such individual pieces of clothing, never mind that they try to put them together!

I could close my eyes and pick clothing and accessories from both my husband's closet and my closet, and STILL not come up with a combination such as this?!

As for what to wear to a music festival? Unless it is a themed or period style event, I think a pair of jeans, capris/cropped pants or shorts, with a t-shirt/sweater, and sandals/casual sneakers would work just fine...unless of course you're an attention whore, then the outfit selected above, will work just fiiiine!

Once my house caught on fire in the middle of the night, and I was so panicked that I just threw on anything and ran out. I also took my parrot with me.

I think that must have happened to her too. But, where is her parrot.

I didn't even recognize her; she's another one who really shouldn't stray too far from her makeup bag.

Can't stand that broad, when does she NOT look dumb?

So, pretty much everyone smokes marijuana on the Isle of Wight? Beatles reference?

She looks like robin leach. and she looks old too. at least 42

her legs are gross...

i think shes sexy..

72=U could probably bet
your azz on that one,
of courze except for
the church ladiez who
get really pizzed off.

jrzmommy: I hear yea,
alzo knew that would
bring your mouth out
and of courze, I waz
right...

well, it's a hippie fest. here's a picture of some people who look weird, too.
http://community.isleofwightfestival.com/photos/saturday_atmosphere/images/60/500x375.aspx

She must be desperate for attention. Why else would she dress like Fred G Sanford?

Sheva needs meds and GED.

Sienna is amazingly pretty, but honest, even if I tried my best, I still wouldn't manage to dress half as bad and by half I mean one tenth. And I *am* poor!

YIKES!!!!! Even hobos don't dress that ugly and they get their stuff from dumpster.

RUMPLESTILTSKIN!

10 bux says she'll make gofugyourself before 12N tomorrow

copy this look bit*hes

She looks like a retard in that outfit. If she came like that to my house, I'd laugh at her and tell her to change because it's embarassing to walk on the street like that.

What music festival did she go to wearing that?
The 1869 Summer Street Music Festival?
She looks like she should be playing the flute and dancing on the streets with kids and thousands of mice following her.

#47,

You nailed it!
It's all about trying to draw attention to herself. And sadly she's succeeding:(
I don't think she's anything special in terms of hotness. Her face is boring, her body's OK.
So??
There are a billion women who are like her out there. Why is she so special? It's not like she's a super talented actress and has won a buncha Academy Awards.
She has Jude Law to thank for any recognition she's getting today.
She was a nobody just yesterday.

see now you would think that with all that money she gets for doing nothing..she could at least learn to dress herself..i mean give me the money al do something useful with it...

IS SHE RETARDED ? Seriously. Lights are on, Nobody is home ! She looks like she just finished a race in the Special Olympics.

she's cute! what the fuck is up with this outfit though? NEED STYLIST!

You lot have no fashion sense. She looks wicked

puajj! what is she wearing? ohh got!

She looks like she's staggering a bit in the picture. That could explain a lot!

But, hey, we all have off days! And she still looks better than I ever could, even if I was wearing the perfect outfit!

Who is this girl and why is she popular? She's fugly and can't dress. Women who are this unattractive can't afford to look like they belong on a corner with a cup in their hand. Who is Sienna Miller?

hot hot hot,,this is the same as when she wore her underwear outside her thights...

For always sexy