Jun 19 2007Shar Jackson suing Star

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They should just fight it out.

And this chick is WHO? Michael's long-lost cousin?

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Star Magazine!

She looks like she's trying to poop in that pic. That's the image I want people to conjure up when they read my name in the paper.

WHAT THE FUCK EVER! IN A FEW MONTHS, THIS DUMB BITCH WILL BE PREGNANT! WHO CARES!

She looks like she's trying to poop in that pic. That's the image I want people to conjure up when they read my name in the paper.

I didn't mean for that to post twice. For the record.

The scary thing is that someone is sleeping with this troll!

Why would someone want to check out her pissed-on EPT test? that's just weird. and why does she so desperately want to prove to Star that she's not knocked up? who cares, it's Star magazine not Encyclopedia Brittanica. no one takes it that shit seriously, except for Shar apparently.

ATTENTION ALL FANS AND SUPPORTERS OF PARIS HILTON: A silent and PEACEFUL protest has been scheduled to take place on TUESDAY, June 19, 2007 at 1PM Pacific Time in front of Century Regional Detention Facility on Alameda Street in Lynwood, CA where Paris Hilton currently resides in the custody of the County. The protest will consist of fans and supporters standing in solidarity to show Paris that we stand behind her through this very rough period that she is currently experiencing. There is a 3 dollar parking charge for those who are driving to Lynwood for the protest. People who are planning to take part should bring water or the non-alcoholic beverage of their choice and any supportive signs, shirts, etc. This will be a peaceful protest, playing Paris Hilton's music and walking and talking. Some signs can be created and exhibited and all Free Paris T-shirts (professional or homemade) can be brought to the protest by participants. We are trying to organize about 200 T-shirts to provide. T he best FREE PARIS T-shirt will be honored. Scheduled to attend this peaceful protest are cast members from "The Simple Life" , many Fox and E! network executives, as well as many fans and friends of Paris Hilton. Thank you for your support and we hope to see you there! Free Paris!

u guys are hilarious!!! i love this website!! i would be very worried if i was perez hilton right now!

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I hope this story isn't real...
Man, we are not talking about nelson mandela who spent over 20 years in prison for being an anti-apartheid activist. We are talking about Paris Hilton. THE most useless human being in the world who has to spend like a month (a fucking month, its not that long) for being a public danger.

#11. I think that's a GREAT idea!

But you all should gather in the middle of the freeway instead, it's a far more visible location.

This is sort of crossing the line.

Doesn't Star magazine have some nipple or crotch shots they can write about instead of someone's alleged pregnancy? People who read Star care more about the former anyway.

"But you all should gather in the middle of the freeway instead, it's a far more visible location. "

You? Motherfucker don't be thinkin' I posted that shit as a supporter. Dumb ass.

so basically there will be 3 people there - Rick, Kathy & Nicki Hilton. nice.

Wait ... babies DON'T come from storks?

Then where in the Hell do they come from, pray tell?

K fed ........... are you fucking blind too?!?!?!?!?!?!

what is wrong with this bitch's face??

what is wrong with this bitch's face??

what is wrong with this bitch's face??

what is wrong with this bitch's face??

what is wrong with this bitch's face??

And NO, I am not sorry for the multiple comments, I did it purposely because really... WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE!

Hey smartass - you broke the story here, too.

I was going to say "goddam, black women are u-g-l-y" but then I noticed that white thing behind the black thing. Jesus.

The scary part? That's her "o-face". (Britney has a "cheet-o-face")

Picture Caption: "Whatcha talkin bout Willis?!"

29--Duh--read #4.

Has anybody noticed that she looks like a dead ringer for "Arnold" (Gary Coleman) in "Different Strokes"???

31-No.

come on, shes too ugly to get pregnant !

Shar Jackson should get down on her hands and knees and THANK Star Magazine for prolonging her 15 minutes of fame for another few seconds. She is even farther down on the food chain than K Fed. Does anybody still remember that Brazilian ass shaker?

34- If memory serves, it was "fire".

Who was that shrimpy black kid on that old tv show who used to say "whatcha talkinbout willis"? She looks just like him, I can't believe nobody noticed that

likeomgshelookslikearnoldfromdiffrentstrokes

Have you notice that Shar and Britney totally look alike? You could take the photo used here and put it next to a photo of Britney and the only way to tell the difference is by checking which one is chewing gum. That'll be Britney.

Re: # 34 I Googled it...

The Federline described "Brazilian ass shaker" was "PopoZoa" which eventually got dropped from his debut CD "Playing With Fire" after billions hooted in derision when they saw it leaked on the internet.

PS -- The CD should have been called "No-Talent Gigolo Playing Rock Star With Britney's Money".

Hey. Is that Arnold from dif'rent strokes??

Shar looks so wholesome and normal. How come she doesn't get more media attention?

this bitch is fugly

i think she looks like raven symone

I will be happy for tomorrow to finally get here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........SO this ugly fucking picture of this nasty beast is archived!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an ugly man-ape hybrid. I'd rather shag a chimpanzee...hmmm....come to think of it, what's the difference?

Not that I care really, but this is great news. The idea of another child bought to the world by the retarded genepool of both these drooling morons was bugging me.

Btw...I bet she had someone call Star Magazine and start this rumor, just so she could be in the news again and then have a public fit about how Star Mag screwed up and it's not true.
Where else would this news come from otherwise? Like anyone cares about this ugly cow or that golddigging Wigger she had a buncha offspring with.
She's such an attention whore. She had her five min of fame (more like shame) but now that everyone's forgot about her (thank goodness) she tries to find a way to get back in the spotlight forgetting that no one cares about an uglyass ghetto whore with a dozen kids. We see her type all day long on Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer and it never was and never will be interesting.

What was the name of that child actor, the black kid, really short with the chubby face and that one tag line he said over and over again? Anyway, I can't believe nobody noticed that she looks a lot like him.

Eeewww, she's ooooogly w/o her makeup on and her hair done. I used to think she was a cute little black chic. Ah,the miracles of makeup.

Who the hell is Shar Jackson? I asked this question before and got no response. Does anyone know?

THIS BITCH IS UGLY!!!!

Who'd have thunk. Someone in the world is really uglier that Britney.

I guess she's gota make money somehow??

12. No, if you were Perez Hilton, you'd probably be too ass deep in cock to worry about anything else.

20 - 25. Could you post that again? I missed it the first 6 times, fucking moron.

31. Sarcasm or idiocy, it's hard to tell sometimes.

36. And sometimes it's too easy.

xx #49...if you were serious abt not knowing who this chic is...she is the woman that was heavily preggers w/ Kevin Federfuck's baby, when Britney suddenly came along and stole her skeevy man.

SECOND DUMBEZT AWARD
GOEZ TO *mia*

Dumb bitch, I zee your out
of your dungeon again,learn
to read!!

Zhar Jackzon: zhe ran outta
Brittneyz money, zhe haz to
get it zomewhere!

53, I will fight you!!!!

With Shar Jackson's PENIS.

she sort of...almost...kinda if u squint and tilt your head to the side...lookslikethatkidfromdifferentstrokes...has no one else noticed that?? seriously i think the caption should be "what you talkin bout willis"

It sounds to me that she didn't create the madness. I ain't mad at her and I think she is smart to ask for their source before she takes a pregnancy test. And DNA can be done in-vitro.

thiz dumb bitch iz az
stupid az MommieBrittneyDearezt,
both of them have hiz kidz,
but neither one have him.
what hard=up lozerz.