Jun 13 2007UPDATE: Shar Jackson pregnant with Kevin Federline's baby

Ooohhh. She's purdy! Hahahaha, yuck.

WHAT?!?! Because society needs more of these freaks running around?? What a whore!

What I can't figure out is, how is Kevin Federline still getting any ass??

For the good of society, he needs to be neutered.

And I"m not even joking.
Seriously.
Cut his nuts off.

Now.

Wow. *rendered speechless*

wtf is wrong with the world. ever heard of a condom? or you know, not having sex with Kevin Federline?

Someone needs to show K-Fed where to find the condoms at the local pharmacy. SERIOUSLY! We need Bob Barker to put the word out to help control the K-Fed population!

her parents must be so proud

OK, I got on the google, and you know what? This will be baby NUMBER 5 for Ms. Jackson, and she's not even 29 yet. Is there some kind of Hollywood-loser fertility cult going on that I'm not aware of?

FOURTH!!! Actually, when it comes to Shar it's more like 400. Anyway, wasn't there a report that Kev and Britney are getting back together? One word.. EEEEEEUUUUUUW!

This guy gives all deadbeat dads out there something to strive for.

Ummm...he needs to go ahead and end himself already.

seriously people, WRAP IT UP! I'll never understand how people have "accidents" with there being so many forms of contraception.

oh this is from Star magazine? then I totally believe it!

She's worried he won't want another kid? Well, they should have been worrying about that when he was stickin it in her.

LOL

He's gonna not want this child....

and Shar fuckface is going to totally shave her fucking head.

Being a misanthrope never felt so good.

K-dick may have been a deadbeat dad before but now with his Britney divorce funds, he'll be ordered by the court to cough up for the whole litter.

Nice going Shar. Five kids with what 3 dads or more, and not in sequential order.

Sweet!

She keeps getting cold feet and doesnt know how to tell him? Well Im sure the articles all over the internet/tabloids will do the job nicely. Another great call Shar.

LOL- This kills me.. well. I mean honestly, lets look at it this way, what the hell else does she have to do? Does she have a damn career? She should just shack up with Britney and K-Fuck and he can just bang Shar and use Crazy Brit for money.

Perhaps he is a genius after all.

Oh and my lingering suspicion about K-Suck's super large dick might in fact be based in reality. Even still....
*shudder*

Congratulations Star, you are the poster-child for the "baby-mama" epidemic! Seriously,what's the problem with the pill? She's just a welfare case in a better neighborhood. And WHY is she included in the 1st WIVE'S club show? The last I checked she was perfectly happy popping'em out with no ring on that finger...

Why is it always the dumbest people who are the most potent ... oh yeah, it's because dumb people continuously refuse to overburden themselves with the logic of condoms and birth control pills ...

This CANNOT be true. I refuse to believe it. There are SO MANY different contreceptives now... like, seriously.

And people think Britney is crazy?? This bitch is NUTS!

I don't even know what to say. who the hell would have sex with this guy? what about shar's tv show about being his ex? no wonder she was telling britney to let go and move on in us magazine.

well, why not?

WHAT A DUMB BITCH. Who the hell would get back together with someone after they left you with two kids and got married to another person???

what a hoodrat!

I betcha she's been fucking him since Jumpstreet and dat's wiggity wack.

dumbing down of america-- idiots having TONS of children while educated/intelligent have much fewer.

Look, i get liking to do the nasty with someone that you know is a POS because the sex is... well... sex rocks. But if you're too dumb to make him wrap up, get on the pill, get a depo shot, SOMETHING. Stupid.

i WAS WAITING ON THIS TO COME UP! i HEARD ABOUT THIS EARLIER! This has to be the dumbest bitch that I have ever seen! HAt first I thought that it was a set up, I don't know, but I knew that I couldn't sit back and watch him(kevin) father two kids, and marry! Money, isn't that important! If she did it, then there's a sign of low self esteem!

Hmmmmm.... maybe she can keep him from saying wiggity wack.

I would love to see Britney's Face if this is true. KEvin Federline now has 5 kids he can't support.

Yeah Yeah, shes a stupid ho, but I found it very insulting and very stupid to even compare it with the holocaust survivors!

#28 You mean the dumbening down of America, right?

Wait.....

The dumb one is Kevin - why he would ever sleep with this piece of trash after all of the stuff she has said to the media is beyond me. I actually think Kevin seems like a decent enough person, but he's stupid! Shar is an attention seeking wannabe who got pregnant again on purpose so she could have more to say to the media. She rides on Britney's trashy coat tails , and if she had half a brain she would not want to be associated with that piece of trash Brit. God, this is like the freaking Jerry Springer show. they should all just go on there already and get it over with. Then hopefully we will never have to see or hear anything about the 3 of them ever again.

She and Kevin must believe in Creationism.

One day, all fed-ex children will raise and we'll be out numbered and brought to slavery, and we'll spend our days listening to his song . And this is the most frightening !

So, if Britney and Kfed are shacking up again, and then a girl is born to Shar, can they call it..

Shar + Britney

= Shitney?

Who the hell is Shar Jackson?

Shes black, its what black people do best: have kids with the man you are not married to over the course of a few years. 5 babies before you are 29 isn't that many for a n i g g e r. But it's whatevski's.

this can't be true....but if it is, damn, you can't write shit like this.

#40 - Are you serious with that shit? Come on, everyone is being funny - racist isn't funny, it just shows how ignorant you are

C'mon, how hard can it be to pull out and blow your load in her hair? I do it all the time.

Does this guy have a magic dick? And by magic, I mean does it automatically cast spells on the women he wants to fuck through the denim crotch of this ass wipes pants? He must have a magic dick or he has to be hung like a bull-moose.

Jesus. Will SOMEONE PLEASE tell these folks about tubal ligations and vasectomies?

WHY? Why are women STILL having sex with him? Why on earth would she want another bastard kid from him?

Can we start a petition to have him fixed?

You have GOT to be kidding me!? I just watched her foolish behind on that Ex-Wives Club show the other night, doling out advice and she gets knocked up by this loser again!? She deserves exactly what she gets. Oh, and by the way, that Kevin Federline is one fertile motherfucker isn't he? (no pun intended...necessarily)

Oh dear god...will someone please sterilize this guy - STAT!!!

U...G...L...Y... she ain't got no alibi she UGLY... she UGLY (and very very stupid)

she's on a show called ex-wives club? how does that work? they weren't even married.

#43 Yeah- and you better quit it Superevil. My comb gets stuck in my hair every damn morning.

Why do I get the feeling that if I live to be 100 years old that 1/2 of the U.S. population will be decendents of this living prick? Has anyone seen the first 5 miunutes of "Idiocracy"?

Great... more blonkey assed wiggers...

Unless... getting with Britney and having 2 alimony insuring kids was all part of some genius plan by KFud and Shar. Kinda like winning the lottery for those two. Sadly, it is the rest of us who are saddled with sharing the planet with an ever increasing horde of federbabies.

#40, that was stupid as hell to say! Matter of fact I thought that was very close minded of you to say! If, you ever venture out of that trailer park that you live in, you'll know that it's rednecks like yourself that lives every where, that have 5 kids, and they;re not even 21! Wake the fuck up NUTWIPER!

Are Britney and Kevin divorced yet?

Hiiiiiiiiilarious!

@52- Idiocracy- great flick.

Ghetto.

This cannot be true.

Hollard, don't worry I got that joke. I think your funny ;)

#42

hey coco, don't feed racist trolls. they aren't clever enough to say anything savvy or witty so they lean on the "racist crutch" to draw attention to themselves. they simply opt for the shock value of racist posts so that when you reply all outraged, they feel acknowledged for once in their lives.

it's kinda like the comment that Daniel Pearl's wife made when her husband's killer confessed to the brutal murder of her husband. "Because I understand his intentions I can also deny their effect on me." understand that racist posters are really just crying out for attention and validation they are lacking in the real world. pity them and move on.

53: Don't complain or it's going in your eye ;-O

damn Keyboard! 51

oh federbabies... almost as good as twatwaffle.

Why am I not surprised?
I don't buy that they ever stopped screwing in the first place.

Abort.
Abort.
Abort.

Wow. That guy could get a shoe pregnant if he stuck his dick in it.

holocaust survivors have it easier? erm watch your language, okay? you're getting a bit offensive and crossing the line of funniness. meaning you're not being funny when you say shar stupid jackson has it harder than a holocaust survivor.

This would be the funniest thing that ever happened.

Especially if Britney was pregnant by him again, as well.

I think my head might explode from laughing so hard.

I get it, he's trying to make a basketball team to dethrone the Spurs!

I get it, he's trying to make a basketball team to dethrone the Spurs!

# 52 - that is exactly the movie i was thinking of when i read this article. "Idiocracy" all the way! that is what our world is turning into. good lord.

GOOD GRIEF!

She's gotten herself knocked up on purpose to one-up Britney and to PROVE that Kevin is banging her.

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Does this bitch not know the meaning of Birth Control? If you didn't want to get pregnant again then go on the pill you stupid cow. Shit, her 4th kid, her 3rd with him. Jesus, didn't anybody have health class in high school?

Kfed is no prize fersure and he's evidently more stupid than I thought...

fool me once shame on you
fool me twice shame on me
fool me three times shame on us

This can't be true, it's just too stupid for even these two.

Doesn't she already have, like, ten kids? Fucking whore.

This is not true:

http://usmagazine.com/shar_jackson_0

"Holocaust survivors have it worse"..
Are you people really this thick?.. Do you think anyone cares, or that it's such a crime, that it should be compared to an event where 6-10 million people died?..
Do you think it s OK to be flippant about such things, just because it happenned over 60 years ago?
Or are you just too stupid to come with a decent joke?..
Grow up..

WHY would this woman continue to have sex with K-Fed when he left her ass pregnant to marry Britney?

She don't love herself.

If this is true, I officially diagnose her retarded. Although I don't even think a retard would let herself get pregnant that many times.

papa don't preach! LOL

Five? I thought there were only FOUR horsemen of the apocolypse...

[publicist]Shar, your ratings are slipping...we need news! we need publicity! I need better clients!

[shar] ok, let me look into my personal repetoire of publicity skills and come up with something. I'll get back to you.

...time goes by...

[shar] i gots news!

[publicist]great! what have you got.

[shar] i'm having k-fed's baby!

[publicist] uh...hmm...are you sure it's his, and not Quentin Terantino's?

[shar] yes.

[publicist] ok, we can work with that. Shar, this is the Star. Star, this is Shar.

[star] hi shar. what have you got so far?

[shar] well, i met up with k-fed at a bar. A few drinks later we were in his car, and next thing you know, things went a little too far...

[star] great news! it's a slow day without paris, so you're going to make it up front with the celebs!

[shar] woo! wait till i tell the kids!

[THE END]

Why do I have a feeling that reports of armed robberies are gonna sharply spike in 15 years?

ITS ALMOST LIKE THEY HAD A PLAN..... SHAR TOLD KEVIN TO GO KNOCK UP SOME DUMB ASS POP STAR...RICH BITCH....MARRY HER FOR A FEW MONTHS...DONT DO ANY PRE NUMP....DEVORSE....COLLECT MONEY...AND COME BACK TO HER AND HIS OLD LIFE....THAT WAY WE DONT HAVE TO WORK HARD AND WE CAN MAKE BABYS ALL DAY LONG!!!....SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN TO ME....

she probably leaked the story to get her name back in the spotlight. I guess it's true, it doesn't matter how it's in the spotlight, so long as it's there.

@28 this phenomenon isn't only happening in the US but the UK too. the more trashy you are the more kids you have, if you are a doctor or teacher you might possibly pop out one, but only possibly. So society is full of white and black trash cos this is not only black people doing this!

She's definitely hotter than Britney.

#85 Superevil- hahahhaha!

Well... folks... apparently it isn't true. Whatever, I still think he throws one into her whenever she will let him.

stupid bitch

He does have his brains in his pants...no doubt of that...and I agree with some of the previuos posts, both should be neutered...

1. This was released by Britneys camp
2. It is supposed to promote anti-Kfed/pro-Britney feelings...
3. It is not working...

She really must be desperate.

Can't PETA do something about the unwanted K-fed population ???

Three words for SHAR!..

"BIRTH CONTROL" - "STERILIZATION".
{take your pick}

What an...IDIOT!

If this is true then she is one dumb bitch. Or maybe she just wants to secure her kids future by getting more money for her kids, since she knows now that he's getting monthly Brit pymts. Either way, there seems to be something really wrong w/ this girl,a serious lack of self respect; the way she lets Kevin walk all over her. She's worried HE would be mad at her??? Hello, he should try practicing safe sex too once in awhile if he doesn't want another kid.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!

IDIOCRACY all the way!!
The lowest of the low reproducing like crazy while the educated ones have less kids- if at all.
This is absolutely disgusting.
What a filthy pig she is. I bet her pussy is all worn out from all the birthing and she has nastyass stretchmarks all over her uglyass body and saggy cow tits.
Why would Kevin even want to tap that shamu anyway?
Not that he's something special, but he can get a bunch of younger, hotter ghetto bitches than this worn out, stretched out walrus.
And....
How does she have time to make money to take care of her frickin litter? It's not like K-F had money before he married Shitney. How did she manage back then?
No, really. I want to know how this whore takes care of all these kids. Do they run around in the backyard in their dirty diapers all day? Do they even have some quality (nutritious) food in their stomachs? WTF?
Shitney married the worst guy she could have married in the whole entire universe.
OJ would have made a better husband or ex husband than this tard.
Seriously. KFed has to be severely retarded if he fell for that shamu Shar's tricks another time?
"Oh honey I won't get pregnant, I'm on the pill, teehee! Go ahead, do me, do meeee!! Teehee!"

***puke, vomit, puke***

"1. This was released by Britneys camp
2. It is supposed to promote anti-Kfed/pro-Britney feelings...
3. It is not working..."

Dearest PunjabPete,

Please tell me you're joking. Do you personally FEEL something for any of these people? What alarms me most is that your statement implies that you sympathize with Kevin Federline (by the way, stop calling the guy K-Fed.) Oh and also, you didn't need to construct that in the form of a list, a sentence or two would have been sufficient.

I'm just so happy that his album failed. The people have spoken, and they don't give a rats ass about him.

I feel bad for his kids. Shar Jackson is a fucking moron.

sHE HAS AN UGLY FACE, BUT i BET YOU THAT SHE CAN SUCK A GOOD COCK! THAT'S WHY K-FED, COULDN'T STAY AWAY! BLACK WOMEN, PUSSIES ARE GOOD! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, UNTIL YOU TRY ONE!

Y would thiz bitch
want zo many of hiz
kidz...not like their
gonna be Ivy Leaguerz..

brittney*mommiedearezt*
kidz are gonna have a
hell of a lot of brotherz
and sisterz..brittney will
probably pay to raize them,
the otherz don't have jobz..

They should fire her from her new show. What a hypocrite.

krazihotkelli
I speak for all Fishdom when I say SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Thank you.

I cant believe that alot of you guys are upset with Shar, making racist comments and stuff. Keeping it real.... What about how Britney took Kev from Shar when she was pregnant. Nobody care about her then, now its possibly that she may be having his baby and you guy act like she is not human.....Shit happens and you know that life goes down like that. SOOOOO if anyone wants to be mad, be mad a Brit cause she aggrivated some family moment with Kev and his kids. And to make a long story short if Brit had all her marble why would she have ever messed with Kev? Cause she wanted what another woman had and she got it, yea she got it real good, look at her now.. Lookin like DOO DOO on a stick.

@105 yep you are right they are all lowlife Britney, KFed and Shar but her wanting him back (if its true) a man that walked out when she was pregnant and has never married HER, but married Britney at the drop of a hat, that says a lot about her. If any of this is true - which it probably is not.

@105 - I don't agree if you wanna be mad at someone be mad at Britney?? What about K-Fed? he is the one to get mad at first and foremost then Britney he cheated on his pregnant girlfriend then left her, Britney is a sleazy bitch for enabling it but he is the prime WHORE here!

Welp. It's true once you go,_____ you never go back.

#104==Y don't U just
go eat yourself to death,
bitch..you'll play hell
shutting me the fuck up..

That lady's face is effed up!

I have said before, that kevin marrying britney was all a diabolical plan formed by shar jackson so they can live comfortably forever.

Update: We ran the updated story through our Oh Shit What Have I Done Now Translator 2000 and it spat out "abortion."

Interesting.

SHAR IS SO FUGLY!!! CAN'T STAND HER. WHY IS SHE KNOWN ANYWAY!! BESIDES BEING KEVIN OL' BITCH!! JUST DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID SHE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? NO CHANGE!!!????

#105 I do agree with you....LETS BE MAD AT KEV CAUSE HE STARTED THE WHOLE THING....

BREAKINGS NEWS ALL YOU HATERS OF SHAR....ON CNN THIS MORNING SHAR DENIED BEING PREGNANT BY KEV OR ANYONE ELSE................ NOW WHAT?....LET JUST END THE WHOLE BLOG

OOPS I MEAN #106

either these bitches are dumber than a fucking rock or he's the smartess guy yet....b/c they're still giving it up and some how he's still on top of the world.

i cant wait for someone to finally crush him

#40 Hollard...Get a life and stop posting your ignorant comments on blog sites. Better yet, keep it in the trailer park.

#117 I FEEL YOU..

Wow, look at Racism rear it's ugly head in volumes. Huhm, and they say Blacks are always using the Race card.No, this is a perfect example of reality, Racism is not made up. It's a sorry fact. Ms. Jackson, I hope is not truly pregnant with another innocent child form Federline. If so? I wish her and her children the best despite all the Racist voices etc. Calling out to wish them nothing but disgrace. It's amazing how Society can reach out and pass judgement on anothers Life Experience's. Ms. Jackson has been working ( sucessful actress, model) since her Pre-Teens. She obviously has had the income to support her children herself, but the way this Blog reads you would think Ms. Jackson has been on Public Asistance bar none, and just laying around producing beautiful children. Oh , So what was Brittney doing when she got preagnant by a man (if you want to refer to him as such), with a Child on the way with another Woman? Funny I dont recall hearing her being refered to as a skank, a hoe, or a Babies Mama. Has anyone ever thought that Ms. Jackson never cared to marry an obviously wayward-imature man. Wether or not she should have married him is debateable. Why is Brittney respected for marrying him? Did she receive a Golden Crown afterward? Is Federline a quality man? Oh I guess it's just the color of his skin. Was marring him best for her or the kids? Somehow the obvious bad choices that he and Brittney made are just simple little mistakes. Where as, Shar is just a Stereotipcal Babies Mama.Oh and she's Black too, shouldn't have been with a White man anyway right? I guess other Races don't have children out of Wedlock or with Men that are obviously no good for them? After all Brittney did choose a standup, honarable, noble, loyal, compassionate,loving,trustworthy, Gentlemen with a PHD to boot. And don't forget his Supreme Parenting skills either. Why is it that the Men of these so called Babies Mommas children, bare no burden in their childs conception and upbringing? When society truly starts holding both Parents responsible, no matter what the cost or price in the rearing of their children, perhaps then we may see a change. With atleast fewer children being born into these type situations. I don't care what the argument is. It still takes 2 people to conceive a child naturally and both sholud be held completely responsible to that child or children. We all have a life to live and can only hope that all goes well in it. But for the Experts out there with no skeletons in or out of the closet. Good for you. But live your life and leave others to live their own and make theit own mistakes and learn what they will from them. There are no perfect lives out there, just wishes and dreams. Ms, Jackson keep your head up and raise your babies well. As you can see there will always be plenty of people to say ugly, thoughtless words. Unforunately these people have their purpose. But you also have yours. Good Luck.

I agree with many of you, but I especially agree with you #119, everything you said was well articulated and true. I cant say much about Shar simply because with the exception of the media(which is not credible) I dont know her. I hope the rumors is proven to be false. I really hope she learned from what happened (regardless of whose to blame) so she can be a good role model to her children. The fact that she has children out of wedlocke means nothing because no one faulted angelina jolie or katie holmes (who at the time was unwed) She's never been in the media's eye representing her self as anything less than a mother and a human being,when it's really non of your business so frankly I'll say to all you people that's disrespecting her what she should say....Go to hell and kiss my ass on the way!