Jun 5 2007Salma Hayek is really fat

first maybe.

umm she's preggers what do you expect?? You try carrying a growing alien in your belly for 9 months! lol

http://www.innerdrama.com/

good, that's over. retired from the first game. Yeah, she's a hog too.

How big is this baby going to be?
Is it Mini-Me?

She looks like Violet Beauregarde.

That baby has milk for a decade.

She's huge! She must be having twins or something. She prob had ivf and had more than one successful embryo implant.

Those tits are huge. I bet she was so horny while she is pregnant. Her dude must get sufficated while she is on top. I hope he got to stick in her arse while he could. Its all down hill from here

i didn't even know she was knocked up. shows you how much i pay attention to the entertainment bus.

sooo! who's the daddy?

that's got to cause stretch marks all the way down her legs.....

Those are some big TITS

I KNEW it! She's a grower.

A bitch AND a grower.

Hey Bern, I think you might be able to use one of these pictures for your DMBS

She's pretty short (5'2"), so the weight shows up more than compared to a taller person. She's also wearing a sack for a dress, which isn't the most flattering. If she would have removed her boob implants before the pregnancy then she wouldn't look so huge. Her face looks the same though.

She looks like Ricki Lake. Lucky her.

Those are some stupid comments people are putting. She's petite as it is... you think she's not going to get big!! She looks beautiful...you try carrying a huge baby!!

She's pregnant, not fat, you fool. She's absolutely gorgeous, she looks like some fertility goddess or something.

How can you say she is fat? She is pregnant...I think she looks terrific. I don't think she's gained a lot of weight throughout he body at all - Look at her face, arms and legs. I think she is having a girl but the way she is carrying. Pregnancy can take it's toll on a woman's body, I know, but I think she looks fabulous!

OMG look at her boobs in the last picture.

@ Superfish - I liked your original post better.

"I don't want to be rude, but Salma Hayek should maybe think about dropping a few pounds. If she keeps this up people might start to think she's pregnant. Which she can't be, because she told me she was a virgin when we shared that magical night together in her parents' basement. No, wait, you don't think. You don't think she. Noooooooooo!!! NOTE: I haven't seen the ultrasound or anything, but I'm pretty sure she's giving birth to a full size adult cow."

Good Lord! She looks like she's got two watermelons sitting on top of a meteor. Hasn't she been preggo for like 2 years now?

I'd still hit it.

She looks beautiful...Maybe everyone would look as skinny as Paris Hilton, but I'm not sure Salma would don the orange jumpsuit.

You are an idiot. She is pregnant and looks as "normal" as any pregnant woman should look. Shit like this is why people are anorexic and feel bad for themselves. Women WISH they look as beautiful as Salma does right now. Grow up you moron.

I'm so torn. She used to be one of my favorites. I hope to never get a girl pregnant and turn her into that.

Wait 6 months after the baby is born & see if her ass looks like Britney's. Then we'll know the true story behind cellulite.

Get it? Behind .... ba-dum!

Meanwhile - BERN!!!!!!! Make your DMBS pics bigger!!!!
And tell me how I can send you some for submission.

Superfish dude - Yes, that is what pregnant women look like you dinkus! She only has a big belly ('cause she's pregnant - duh), and her boobs are always big no matter what. She looks beautiful!

p.s. sorry I lost my temper with that "dinkus" comment, but I had to speak my mind.

Yes idiot, that's how pregnant women look- If they're lucky.

Thats hot... Id hit it.... hell yea...

Those some big ass titties!!!!!

Give her a effing break for god's sake!!

Her ass is still smaller than Kim Kardashian's Krazy Kaboose.

now how come you people are defending her but pregnant Scary Spice had no love?

sorry, but she's as big as the side of a barn. which is fitting cause that's where she'll have to go to milk those damn things.

She looks cute, like a giant blueberry.

Blueberries are my favorite berry.

I love blueberries.

There should be more blueberries in the world.

Looks like a girl to me.......

hope she keeps those knockers

Haha, aww! Give the poor woman a break! She's preggers. She's allowed to eat a cookie or 12.

LOL... that is sooo mean. She did blow up, but she is still beautiful. I"m 7 months preggo myself, and have only put on about 10 pounds. Not everyone is as lucky I guess. And, her boobs are frikken HUGE! I know you guys LOVE that! LOL

Wow..only a man ( and I use the term loosely) can't write something so fucking ignorant

I'd like to break her water.

I'd still fuck all five of them!

You people need to relax. He is kidding, that is what he is supposed to do.

I just wonder how much weight she has actually put on. It can be hard to tell, because different people look different with the same amount of weight. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I bet she will be back to her original size in 6 months (or less) after giving birth.

To the person that made the anorexic comment: A very, very small amount of the population is anorexic. Anorexia is a major psychological illness and it does not develop because of things like this. I mean, are you going to change your eating habits because of this? Probably not, and a normal mentally healthy person wouldn't. You have to realize there is more than just weight issues going on with people who have anorexia.

I can hear seams ripping on that dress...

...in the good way.

37, you've only put on 10 pounds, total? that doesn't sound healthy. your fetus must weight, what, 1 lb.?

OMG looking at these pictures reminds me of 4 months ago when I was pregnant.

Can I just say...FUCK THAT!! I never NEVER wanna do that again.

Oh but yeah I gained it like her, like the first wee I was pregnant before I knew my husband was tellin me my boobs looked ginormous! I was like 8 or 9 months before my tummy finally stuck out more than my chest haha.

I've seem to remember reading that preggos need not gain more than 20/25lbs.

I could be wrong though.

Her boobs are big but come on, people - she is pregnant. Obviously she will be a lard ass.

SALMA LOOKS LIKE A LIFE SIZE BURRITO!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you guys are unbelievable she's freaking pregnant. This is the only time your allowed to let yourself go.

A big fuck you to all you housebound bitches saying she looks beautiful.

Blah, blah, blah! Talk all the shit you want, but remember this. She'll pay some guy $200 bucks an hour to get her body back the way it was and the rest of you fat asses will still be fucking with the lights off!

The technical term for her condition is "ginormous." Obviously she's gained way more weight than necessary unless she's having a litter because of in vitro. So it turns out she can binge with the best of them. At her age, good luck losing it all after the baby's born. Even if she does (not likely), she'll have to get plastic surgery to remove all the middle-aged-lady skin that won't snap back. It'll be one of those deals where you could feed a family of 12 if you fried it up. Her husband will be better off watching her early movies and jacking off (better yet, pay a maid to do the jacking & then the cleanup, he's rich after all)>

To #14...She never had implants.
Whats the big deal shes pregnant. Thats what pregnant people do..gain weight.

I liked the net before the comment sections were invented... a bunch of emotional housewives coming up here defending a comical headline, thinking men are ignorant that this girl is preggers. The author knows shes pregnant, if you want to read the caption one more time. And you dont need to be a fatass once you get pregnant. Eat healthy, it will only be better for your kid anyways.

times like these make me want to reevaluate whether the womens rights movement was a good direction for our country to go in.

She's not fat, she's pregnant!

Maybe I'm just a closet lesbo but can you see her nipple in that second photo?

what is the deal with wearing long sleeves in the summertime??? and those dreadfully dark colors? here's a clue salma, it's a myth that dark colors make you look slimmer! you just look like you're wearing a polyester garbage bag to try and look like a beanpole, and somehow, it got lost in translation.

it's not either-or, fat or pregnant. you can gain a normal amount of weight during pregnancy or blow up into a great big fat pig. The baby's first book will be "Oink Says Salma!"

53...me too, then we wouldn't have to hear YOUR ignorant ass comments about what a woman should or should not look like while pregnant. Next time YOU gestate a child, you can make a comment about a woman's gaining weight.

Make all the snotty comments about anorexic twits and drunk socialites you want, but keep your dirty little mitts off of a healthy woman growing a healthy baby.

Goddamn I'd like to drown her unborn baby in cum.

She is carrying her baby very high and she has those enormous pregnancy breasts (even larger than usual) and those two things make her look larger than she is. Her legs look better than most pregnant women in the summertime.

#52 To #14...She never had implants.

Wrong. Check awfulplasticsurgery.com for the picture to prove it.

Well, she looks amazing. Apart from having massively baby-fied belly and breasts, she's not fat at all, which is very impressive, considering she has a naturally curvy body.

#43 I believe it. When I had my daughter, I gained a total of 20 lbs. and she was almost 7 lbs. when she was born. And while I was pregnant, I worked in a donut shop that was attached to a buffet. My boss made me fix a plate as soon as I got to work, and made me chicken and jo-jo's during my shift. I was back in my old jeans a week after I had her.

On the flip side, I had a friend who literally doubled her body weight when she got pregnant. She would eat an entire pie for a "snack".

I'm not going to rag on Salma because water retention can be an amazing thing. You're pregnant, so go ahead and indulge as long as you pay attention to your health.

Leave dis girl alone. I dont get how you be trippin so bad over jessica alba she ain't nothin to look at. Salama you look good woman, you have some meat on ya bonez, doin' da mom thang. It's all good. Dem breastes be lookin real good too. Holla atcha boi. Ya'll haterz be rippin' on Salma you best be takin a second look.

Barbado - pretend you're a Lifeguard and she's in a swimming pool. All of a sudden she can't swim and you have to get her out of the pool. Now what?

so now we're criticizing pregnant women as fat too?

no wonder over 70% of women hate thier bodies. we're supposed to be perfect.

Kyle,
Eat shit. How would it go over if you said you don't think it was a good idea that the african american slaves weren't given rights.
You're a fucking dweeb, kid.
Her kid is gonna be so psyched about her gazongas. Her ankles aren't swollen and she doesn't have fat feet...her boobs are HUGE but again, her kid is going to love those.

Nah I can't criticise her I just plain like her, shes pregnant and shes normal, good on her. Shes not a revolting skank flashing her tits/pussy, drink driving, in and out of rehab I can't say a bad word!

@66..hahahahaha that's quite the conundrum, which I would ponder as I held on to her massive twin flotation devices.

Got Milk? If it was bottled it would sell for more than a gallon of super unleaded in San Francisco...no wait, way more than a cup of coffee at Starbuck's...

holy COW !

Udders.

WOWWWWWWW, SHE IS PRETTY MUM, SHE IS LOVELY, CONGRATULATION LITTLE SALMA, I SEND A BIG HUG AND BEST REGARDS

KARLA from Mexico Viva Linda mamaaa!!

Its the wonder twins and the dress that are making her look fat. Her face, hands and ankles still look slim. But them boobs! OMG!!

I think that whoever wrote that bullshit about her being fat, I think you're shallow as hell! If you're woman, you should really be ashamed! I mean, damn, she's carrying probably a 6 pound baby inside her! You should know this, Shallow bitch! If you're a man, BITCH PLEASE, you try carrying something that size in you for 9 plus months if necessary! you'll be big to! SHALLOW WHORES!

#76 a.k.a. fifi, stfu already!

I know you get big when you are pregnant, it just seems as though she has been pregnant forever now! She is going to give birth to a 2 year old kid...

ummm leave her alone so she gained some weight, you try being pregnant

You guys see her spread in Preggo Sluts Monthly? I was just looking at the articles, of course, but I had to rub out a quick one when I saw those bologna-slice nips. Eppa Eppa Andale Arriva!

my grandaddy told me to be wary of mexicans and pregnancy.

It's only GUYS that say she's fat.
The WOMEN know she's pregnant.
Period.

The guys need to get over it. They're probably just teenagers anyway.
Waaaaay too hung up on, well, whatever, probably their own size.

This is what pregnancy is. She is absolutely gorgeous.

If you don't like it - keep your pants zipped. Or wear a condom. this is life.

She looks beautiful!!!

I thought it was Rosie Odonnel!

I didn't know Dita Van Teese was expecting. Is it Marilyn Mansons?

Why can't people take a FUCKING JOKE anymore?

Jesus fucking christ, all you offended cows are utterly worthless.

WORTHLESS.

And Barbado Slim (#45, I think),

You are correct. I'm majoring in Nutrition and Food Science and I learned that freshman year. Women should only gain 20-30lbs. MAX. Anything extra is just ordinary fat flubber.

she lookz like thiz
manatee I ran into
in the ocean, damn...

when my aunt waz pregnant..
zhe lozt 15 lbz. and didn't
gain one lb..thiz chick iz
gonna have a hard time lozing
that weight, shez hugh....
I'll bet she gained fuckin
70lbz.

If this is what pregnancy is, then I'm officially scared. I'd be very depressed having my body deformed to that extent. Hmmm... Guess I won't be having any children soon. I know maternity is a beautiful thing, I know many people even make it kind of a sacred thing (in their minds), but I think nature is just damned sadistic, because pregnant women in general and Salma here in particular look just bloated.

Her inner fatness finally came out.

My god, the ponderous breasts!

Some women do that. The blow up like a hot air balloon when pregnant, then shrink right back down after the parasite is removed.

Everyone who made posts to the effect of "OMG, she's not fat, she's pregnant, grow up" are idiots. If you can't figure out he's joking go stick your head in a garbage disposal. That is assuming you can first remove it from your ass.

Yikes, that's what happens when you get the pregnancy tit enlargement on a pair already ridiculously blown up by implants. That's why she looks so weird; the proportions aren't right. If it weren't for the megatits, she'd just look pregnant.

Wow. The only pig is YOU. She's pregnant, you dick.

Memo to #93:

DUH.

We all fucking know that.

Don't be such a goddamn retard.

Seriously, she's just really short (shorter than her "official" height statistic) and really pregnant. She also never had implants, not that anyone will believe it here on the Superfish.

Photographs like these do shape what you see, even unintentionally. When a tiny woman gets pregnant, it takes over her whole body, and that's what you're seeing here. Believe it, or don't, but that's the story.

nidge

I noticed if you just take her boobs out of the picture she doesn't look that big...but out those suckers back in there and bam they're coming at you...I think its all the boobs.

when I was pregnant my 34E became 38G it was horrible to carry those pups around everywhere, but Salma looks a hot sexy lil mami!! Besos Salma!

Raptor Porn

She looks like a highly evolved version of Roseanne Barr...LOL or better yet, ROSIE O DONNELL!!

She's pregnant what do you expect.
I'd like to see any of the men who posted bad things on Salma try to have a baby.

She'll drop the weight, no problem.

Looking forward to the *after* pics.

@ #97 -

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! If you ever need help carrying those, let me know. XD

K, to those who are getting mad for people giving the superfish dude hell, saying that it's obvious he's joking, and that we should effing relax...can't you tell we are all joking too, that's how this site works! I really don't give a crap one way or the other if Salma is fat or not...I just need something to do at my boring, pointless job, so I don't go crazy.

p.s. well...I guess I am already a little crazy...just a little

I thought this was the Barefoot Contessa until I read the headline. Have another poundcake fatty.

Okay STFU to the people who are whining that it's a joke. NO SHIT. Everyone knows she's pregnant. I have a right to think she looks good, and if you have a problem with it, it's cause you wish your mommas looked as good as that when she was pregnant with your ugly miserable asses. Now go back to jerking off to skeletor and get out of this thread if you can't stand the momma-love, bitches.

ummmm, sorry...when you're tall you look like your not pregnant but just smuggling basketballs or something. Just the genetic blessing...oh and no stretch mark b/c you actually have ROOM for a baby. I loved being pregnant

umm, she's pregnant. women have been known to get biggerwhen this happens, it's a scientific fact. she looks great, so chill out already. you prefer nicole richie perhaps?

she's really short and short waisted for her height. I think there's 3 inches of height for growing baby. That means her stomach arrives 20 minutes before she does.

Tummy tuck for the stretch marks and loose skin. At least she's got that old fug rich dude to pay for it since she can't land a role anymore.

Can I make motorboat noises between her boobs for 10 minutes? Then I'll go quietly away.

Info for the person who said Ms. Hayek can't land anymore roles:

She was just in seven episodes of a hit television show in the U.S., she's recently finished a project and has another project lined up for production this year, and one for 2009.

I guess she can still land roles after all.

Ok, sorry but you can’t play the pregnancy card to hide the fact that you’ve become a porker during your pregnancy! Some women carry it well, some don’t. Unfortunately, Salma falls in the later. Pregnancy does not agree with her. Salma has probably given in to one too many cravings….just goes to show you that she probably has to work hard at keeping slim. I guess she’s a closet fattie! But I’m sure she’ll get into tiptop shape in no time, with the help of a trainer and a plastic surgeon.

she has put on FAR MORE THE THE RECOMENDED 20-25 lbs doctor say you should gain for a healthy pregnancy. I have no doubt that she will hire a trainer and get skinny again, but I can assure you it won't be happen as quickly as she wants.

Well I put on FAR more than the 20-25 pounds too, I put on 40! And I've lost every bit it :) Didn't get a sinlge stretch mark either. The pregnant body is an amazing thing.

"Well I put on FAR more than the 20-25 pounds too, I put on 40! And I've lost every bit it :) Didn't get a sinlge stretch mark either."

That's right up there with "I smoke and drink every day and I haven't been sick in 30 years!"

Congratulations - you won the genetic lottery (or you're lying). Your (supposed) story is completely unrepresentative and proves nothing.

Salma's 40 years old and she's gained twice as much weight as needed for a healthy pregnancy. She's playing chicken with gestational diabetes, which has serious negative consequences for the baby. And at her age she's not going to bounce or snap back. A full-time nanny, weight-loss drugs, and plastic surgery are in her future, because she's an actress and her husband is loaded. She'll end up like all the other actresses her age who use those methods: like an altered special-effects version of her former self. When they bump into her unexpectedly, even her friends will say "HAH! JESUS! um...Salma you look great!"

How much you gain during prengnacy really depends on how much you weighed BEFORE. I only weighed 105 before so I needed to gain every bit of that 40 pounds in order to have a healthy baby. I know people who have gained as much as 80 pounds and as little as 12. Depends on the person, doesn't mean either of them are unhealthy.

I think she had to form her own production company because she wasn't getting roles. She actually admitted that in an interview...with her huge accent.

question: thiz iz zeriouz...
if someone sayz in an email that
your email addrezz haz been chozen to
win money in a internet lottery....
iz it a lie....?

pretty sure itz a scam...

Meh- I disagree with you. The media puts down heavy people, which in turn gives women a unhealthy view of themselves. Do all women become anorexic? Of course not. But many do have body image issues. It was my opinion anyway. So, no, I am not wrong.

For all of you making fun of a pregnant woman;

- First shoot your parents for bringing you into the world
- Second drown any children you have so your line does not continue
- Third burn down your house with yourself in it

Have a nice day

I really love how all these MEN are criticizing this beautiful pregnant woman. I'd like all of you to grow a HUMAN BEING in your body for nine months and see how you look. You are all pigs who do not deserve to see a vagina ever again.

She does look like a fertility goddess. She is beautiful. She is petite, too, so she is going to look a lot bigger than someone like me who is 5'9" and gained 50lbs during my pregnancy, yet I still looked very slim with a basketball in front of me.

Everyone looks different...
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q291/asiapompom/24.jpg
Me at 39 weeks. Salma looks heavier than I, but she hasn't gained as much as I did..yet! I gained 50lbs from 120lb to 170lb. And yes, I got stretchmarks on my legs and butt mostly.

GO JEANIE!!!!!!!!! MEN ARE STOOPID RETARDED WEAKER X CHROMOSOMES!

I seriously think she's a beautiful woman. So beautiful. Lovely face. Lovely hair. Lovely figure of a soon to be mother. Beautiful.

THOSE HONKTOYNIA'S ARE GA-GA-GA GRONIOUS

She is not fat, she is pregnant. That's all.

Each woman grows differently during pregnancy.

A few very ignorant comments.

Hasn't she been pregnant for like three years now? Have the kid already, Salma!

are you blind my freand?you said ghe is not a fat,i know sh is cut but that is true she is fat.

I bet if you were to stick her in the belly with a stainless steel knitting needle, it would pop just like a festering sore and millions of spiders would come streaming out and devour her.

which one of us red-blooded men wouldn't plug a preggers Salma? I would be scared of her swinging pendulums though! Would definitely put an eye out!

Well she still have a lovely face. And being pregnant is cool.

i think she's just pregnant. besides , who cares. she used to look better than most of us could ever hope to look, and at least she's not worried about it. she looks happy to me.

Salma is a world class gorgeous woman, especially when pregnant. Her breasts always were magnificent and are now stuff dreams are made of. Only negative: Her pregnancy clothes don't shine as much as she does.

I think that all you asswipes who are making fun of her should all go to hell! You are all mad because your mothers told you you were horrible one night stand mistakes and should have never been born. Why don't you all go get a life or laid since I'm sure by your comments you haven't gotten any, maybe then you'll all be a bit nicer about what you say about a pregnant woman. Honestly have some respect people or grow some grapefruits and say it to her face.