Jun 22 2007Paris Hilton's NBC interview canceled

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Frist?

Huh! I thought someone was going to drag her in front of a camera and make a fool out of her. Oh, wait. She does that voluntarily.

Or not...

LOL that's funny as hell ...The majority ruled on that one eh NBC??!?!?! ..

ANyways ..NBC ..let me ask you ...you fired IMUS for saying "nappy headed ho"..

yet you thought you could get away with interviewing and PAYING some Happy headed ho..............

What do they say ~ what goes around ..comes around ...

Go away Paris!

I'd cum around and on her. What a scank.

paris is a nappy headed hoe

#5 you are DEAD ON!
I wish I could see Paris cying over that!!!!

news bout cunts.

Whatever you do, don't get between Barbara Walters and Paris Hilton. Baba Wawa will set fire to a basket full of kittens and drive a thresher over a field of babies to get this interview. If she's not announcing some primetime interview with Paris within a week, I'll be really surprised. So will Satan. He and Barbara go way back.

I am kinda heartened to see that NBC has a molecule of dignity left after all. I'm sure they'll do something before too long to demolish even that. Probably televise Nicole Richie's birth or do another interview with Britney.

zince America
hatez thiz bitch
zo bad...then don't
watch her interviewz
or anything that zhez
on....good luck on that!

You need not worry my lambs... Meredith Vieira started praying the moment this ill conceived plan was announced and Dad just cannot pass up a call from Meredith Vieira. He loved her on The View!

#11 - You are spot on. Lucifer was bragging to me just this morning over a bagel and lox about how he had exclusive rights to Ba Ba Wa Wa's soul... And I thought he was full of shit... (snort) Should have seen that one coming huh...

The Big JC

Well I hope the interview NEVER happens at all.

As far as Baba Wawters ...that fucking hag ....... she's a zombie walking around by the miracle of Science, Tuck and Slice.
I can only imagine the dust she must fart. Money hungry selfrighteous Sick bitch.

#11 & 13: Nope, according to the NY Times, looks like ABC won't have her either... and now every one involved (Hilton family included) is trying to cover their tracks and say there was never any discussion of payment ... SURE

Goes to show you, people can be real slime balls but when us regular folks (how did Parisite's Lawyer so eloquently put it, oh yes, us with our "mundane lives") speak up in large numbers they have to listen... they're slaves to our opinions & especially our money.

Not to say that this interview won't end up somewhere, of course...

Oh goodie goodie. I am so glad to see other people hate Barbara Walters too. I mean I am glad they cancelled the whore's interview but sadly the Parisite will still profit hugely from her jailbird days, it's just a fucking fact. It's just the way things are.

NBC gets ZERO points from me. It's all about money. Paris would have brought in viewers (which would get them more advertising which means more money)then they saw they would also loose a lot of viewers due to the interview (which means bye bye money)so they canned it. Basically they'll just do whatever brings in the audience ($$$$). If a steaming pile of donkey shit provided the most viewers it would be up on our television screens 24/7. Of course stuck in the whole money grubbing bullshit there are obviously some honest people who actually you know what to make a difference and shit but, they are far out numbered by the 'green' chasing soulless whores.

The Media made Paris so let them not pretend to have any decency in that area.

I am so happy that NBC canceled the interview! This makes my day! I hope that Paris is miserable!

When asked for a comment NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker said the issue was simply a communication mix-up.
When Rick Hilton said "Mil,cash, for Paris interview" - Zucker thought he said " Mil $ donation to Walter Reid Army Hospital"
Hilton however thought Zucker had said, " Mil $ for '9-11 First Responders' in Paris' name"
But, by the end of negotiations, both Hilton and Zucker were able to make out the word 'BOYCOTT.'

GET A REAL SCOOP ASSHOLE!

OLD NEWS!

I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake's version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.

Just wanted to add my hatred for Paris. YAY Haters rule!

thank hven!!!!! i thought shed get out sooner, but im so glad that VD factory is stiilllll in the slammer!!!

i hear shes been offered something like, $3 mill for a book about her "hell in jail", and something like another few mill for ......another.....fucking....REALITY SERIES!!!!! the hiltons.... class acts, i tell you.... only they would be so proud of their annoying, cocky, fugly, spoiled rotten whore, oops, i mean jailbird opps i mean princess when they (are proud of her ) capitalizing on her sex tape, AND now capitalizing on her being in jail. ONLY in america! lol!
have a great weekend everyone!

Thank God. I'd rather watch those assholes on well, any reality show than see that.

I love the Big JC. He rules. Forever and ever, amen.

RE the NYT: I'm not sure how reliable the NYT is anymore, so I'll just say I'll consider Baba in the running for the first interview until I hear different from the Hiltons themselves. I'm still saying it'll be her or Larry King. Either way, Paris will be talking to a dried-up old cooz.

Can you tell I hate Barbara Walters so very very much? She's a journalist like Paris is a singer, so they actually make a really good pair. If Al Qaeda manages to blow up something in the US, please, please, please, JC, let it be wherever Paris is doing her first post-jail interview.

RE my Al Qaeda comment: not to say I want them to blow up anything, but if they do, they should blow up the most soulless, assholish members of our society, not a bunch of innocent people in an office building.

Why did NBC have to pay her anything. The Suits over there are really stupid.

This is great! Hopefully the thick-headed media will start to realize that no one gives a rat's ass about Paris and that she is certainly not news. I feel especially good since I personally sent a letter to NBC. It is a high to help take down Paris!

It's Paris-fucking-Hilton.
An interview Will happen.
No worries. I love you, Paris.

...Michael.

{Later Zucker-Hilton negotiations (#18) courtesy of our friends at NSA}
Zucker : Rick ?
Hilton : Yeah Jeff.
Zucker : Ummm…We’re both going to BURN in HELL aren’t we ?
Hilton : I dunno. I guess. You’re the media magnate ‘with your hand on pulse of public opinion.’
Zucker : Yeah. I think this million bucks blow-up is worse than NBC not offering Letterman a job, and him bailing to CBS.
Hilton : Who ? Look. Maybe we can arrange a Pay-Per-View from Hell. 50 per Hilton - 50 per NBC News.
Zucker : I thought Satan dealt exclusively with Fox.
Hilton : Well apparently not any more. He likes the cut of your jibe. But it's still a bit soon. Wait till all the plebs find out about 9-11 . Then I say we cut the Burn deal.
Zucker : I like it. Maybe we can do a burning Peacock promo.

The entire world is not calling NBC a bunch of 'ass clowns' for their intent to interview Paris Hilton. Is it ever possible you can ever stop lying and presuming to speak for the entire world you envious jealous piece of swine feces?

For sure no one is even offering you a dollar for an interview. All of you are full of shit and need a military draft so for once you will have some real fear in your lives. Paris does more humanity simply by breathing than the lot of you will do if you lived to be a 120.

The only 'ass clowns' are you Beavis and Buttheads who can hate someone to the degree you hate Paris. None of you can name a single thing she's done to you personally that affects your lives in a negative way. Its just like those cowards from the Vietnam era who hate jane Fonda but give Dow Chemical the makers of Agent orange a free pass because its easy to beat up on a single woman.

Paris Hilton is a victim of a hate crime from a nation of punks that can't find or arrest Osama bin Laden so you find the convenient scapegoat in some fragile woman like Paris.

You want someone to hate? Then take your cowardly arses to a US recruitment office and sign up for duty in Afghanistan. What a bunch of cretins.

#12=I wazn't on here lazt
nite, nice try and my name
appearz in blue, dumbazz.

NBC better get zmart on the
Pazzionz thing before itz too
late..take a zoap from bitchez
and you've got problemz!

#32=Y would anyone want to sign
up for a war that iz ridulouz?
thoze people in the Middle Eazt
R old Bible People...U have to be
a freakin nutcaze, to think U can
change anything about them or their
zociety..WTF...dumbazz!

Wasn't this because she gave Seacrest a phone interview for free? Or should I stop getting my news from Leno?

#31-32: Paris Hilton is a sexually promiscuous, uneducated, worthless waste of resources (that she didn't do shit to earn herself, by the way) who charges charities for appearances. She is an embarrassment (SEVERAL times over) to this country & perpetuates the kinds of terrible US stereotypes that help fuel terrorists (self indulgent, greedy, sexually promiscuous, godless, above the law, corrupt). Of course she isn't personally responsible for what's going on the middle east (it's extremely complex and there are much worse examples than herself) but if you think that what she stands for is completely unrelated you're insane.

Worse than Paris Hilton and all the waste of time attention she gets, is people who actually stick up for her like in these comments. "You're just jealous etc.". Morons. Fucking god damn morons.

dont take it for granted... an interview will come, maybe VH1 will take her on charm school to teach the other skanks how to stay classy while cocksucking the bars of her cell...

I would love the first interview to be done by Nicole Richie right before her next court appearance. It would be good for her to hear what she is in for if the whole "I'm pregnant, don't send me away." plan falls through.

Her parents paid a LOT of money to put her on the spot line. Now that she's infamously popular, they want their money back.....NICE $$$ FAMILY $$$. It makes me sick! HILTONS GO TO AFRICA OR SIBERIA...PEOPLE JUST DON'T LIKE YOU....DON'T YOU GET IT? We check your news just to laugh about you!

I dunno -- a live interview with Paris getting asked some tough questions just might be entertaining as hell.

Who wouldn't want to see Paris answering something like this: "So Paris, is girl-girl prison sex as hot as everyone says?"

It's the interviewer kissing her ass that would be so damned offensive.

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I see a big dark hole in the near future.This hole filled with darkness and venereal deseases is probably the career of Paris.I see also so when it's not now she'll be later first-time interviewed.

This stupid girl is ugly. I am glad that
she is in jail. I hope she catches every
gern she can while she's there. When she
gets out, she'll probably fuck the first
guy she sees. Her hands and feet look as
big as big giant men. She doesn't even look
like a girl. Of course, someone will inter-
view her and you assholes will watch.

I don't know the name of the person who writes for this website but whoever he (or she) is, s/he's hilarious! I liked the bit near the end about the picture of the sister. This is easily one of the funniest pages on the Internet.

TigerLilly, keep your hands off
of my Peter Pan. I am mrs_tinkerbell_pan
and he is mine. I read your comments how
you and Peter fly away together, and bitch
I will kick your ass if you don't stay away
from him. Paris Hilton is uglier than you.
I will be watching your ass.

The interview is moving to CNN... guess where I'll no longer be getting my news.
Too bad that old coot already has a current future ex-wife a fraction of his age - he & parasite would've made a fine couple

CNN, we will never watch your stupid news again. You know that we don't need your news, we have the internet and the news on there is faster and better than yours. Go ahead and interview that skank diseased whore, America is done with you.

you wanna bet that when that skank gets out she'll act like mother theresa at first and then clubbing and whoring..not that it bothers me she can get more vd's for all i care!!what bothers me are those little girls emulating that skanky (w)ho..i know of a friend who models her life like that skank..my friend has 3 kids for goodness sakes how stupid is that? if cnn interviews the skank never will i watch that news channel..rather watch the most ugliest dog show..he he .might be worth it..

SUPERFISH!!
(that was really funny, thank you)

Whew! Now I can get some birdseed from Brittany's bird and finally eat some real fucking food. Prison was sexy!I'm sexy! I have nice lips! (That is how the Barbara Walters interview would probably go)!

The money offered for an interview prooves that she is a high class hooker! She should go back to prison for soliciting the media!

barbara walters will make her the new view gal

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last night was so much better then the other
day when those 5 guys had their way with me.
I probably shouldn't tell anyone about this,
because , well it's just too good to share with strangers. Hey guys, call me, I'm waiting. Please don't forget to bring your medical kit. I really loved your instruments.

Pariz iz free and eating
cupcakez while U zlept:
Zhe walked out at 6:00 a.m.
Eaztern time and waz waving
oh zo gently and smiling for
the cameraz az though zhe were
the Queen of England walking
down her long katwalk to her
mommyz crying armz...
wake up fuckerz,,U mizzed it...