Jun 28 2007Paris Hilton's Larry King Live interview

First...

Oh that was an interview? I thought it was Valtrex infomercial.

What a dumb biatch!

Thanks for the laugh!

Her impersonator was awesome last night on The Next Best Thing.

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awh... bless... :\

ahahahahahahahahaha.

It's just like Tina Fey said on Howard Stern, she takes herself VERY seriously and is proud of how dumb she is.

I love Tina Fey.

Lets see, watch this interview, or put a gun in my mouth? Hmmm, I always thought suicide would have been a tougher decision. BANG!

You dont get it yet? do you? DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO... We need to eradicate tin cans being sold on ebay for 1.5 mil because Paris Hilton's slaves touched it to feed her dog. Please America, Paris' jail term wasn't supposed to be a lesson for her... It was for us.

Also, I hope she doesn't breed like she's threatening to.

I agree with "uglypeoplesafais" comment in the last Paris thread. AC 360 right after the interview was much better. Watching Paris get called out was worth the wasted hour of my life I spent watching the interview!

i kind of hate to say it but she actually seems like a nice person. it's not her fault she's a rich idiot.

You know that everything she said during the interview was pre-selected by her PR people. Any time she was forced to come up with an answer to an interesting ? she fumbled…

I refuse to watch this interview..In fact I feel dumber for having even looked at part of the transcript today.

@13 You should watch it. It is really funny. Better than anything SNL could do. I what really suck is this dumb bitch made $7 million dollars last year.

Fourteenth...

the funny part is watching her hold back her "real" self. Every once in a while, the real Paris wants to come out, voice and all, then she catches herself..

next time someone tells you that the greatness of the few requires sacrificing the mediocr many, remember where the greatness afforded by tax-cuts and cheap labor actually accumulates: in paris hilton's daddy's bank account.

republicans, i blame YOU for paris hilton!

I really wish she would just learn to swallow. I don't trust her with semen.

I am thankful with all my heart and half my liver that I don't have TV and I don't have audio on this computer. I shall live another day.

I wish that were a video of her getting mauled by a bear.

semen is really acidic

Bern, your boobies are giving me nightmares.

And of cause you all would rather see her on her knees in handcuffs sobbing and begging you to like her....

Fucking stupid hairy ugly fat perverts with no life, keep on posting motherfuckers!

Jesus, what I can't get through my head is why this bitch gets a D.U.I, gets busted for driving on a suspended license, has to go to jail like the rest of us "icky poor people" if we commited the same crime, and now her sorry ass is getting the same kind of media attention that a released American P.O.W. would get. Oh, wait...did Jessica Lynch get a million bucks and a Larry King interview? Sorry, my bad...

#23 you are posting too, you idiot...

#23 I was talkn' to you asshole...

@23 Hey!!! You have gone a little to far. Most of us have never fucked our mothers. At least I haven't

#25 I was talkn' to you asshole...

goparis needs to grow up...

#14...I think by watching the video I'd somehow be letting the terrorists win...

However, Maybe If I get real drunk, it will be a good laugh that I wont remember later..which is ideally how I'd want all of my Paris observations to be!

Go Paris needs to be gang raped

#27 That's not what your sister says.

The best part about watching CNN last night was seeing Anderson Cooper rip her a new one.

i didn't want to see her cry, goparis. i wanted to see her make good on her promise that she now wants to stop acting frivolous and make a change... how about, "i'm giving away all the money i have, which i never deserved in the first place, to important causes."

um, first thing she did was get hair extensions.

schack
leave it to ignorant liberals to blame republicans for Paris Hilton. How is it any political parties fault that Paris Hilton is a stupid slut. I'm about positive there are rich stuck up stupid democrats as well. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL ISSUE SO FOR ONCE CAN WE NOT MAKE IT ONE.

#23 I cant quite understand how you can stick up for Paris,and so strongly I might add. Do you know her? Does she call you for lunch? Do you have a dorsal fin!?!

#34 and you should never have worried about anybody else's money and your not the one to judge anybody's act. Look in the mirror just once and you'll know what I'm talking about. How perfect are you?

She takes herself SO SERIOUSLY! Kind of reminds me of Doofy from Scary movie actually. My two fave parts were when she said she has NEVER done drugs (there were photos and video of her on the internet blatantly smoking weed) But that's just people "making up stories" right? And I loved at the end when Larry asked her her favorite bible verse. Her face was priceless! "I don't really have a favorite"? Pathetic self serving ignorant skank...

You know, I hate to say this, but if Peiress would have shown up with with white powder all over her nose a semen dripping out of her ear I would respect her about 100x more. Nothing more pathetic than scardy little cocksuckers scared straight. Except for goparis, goparis is worse.

#36 Do YOU know Paris??? Or any of you cursing her on this forum..... How well any of you know her???

And added to my comment (#35) i blame lack of contraceptives for Paris Hilton

goparis, go die. I can't figure out what kind of sick mental disorder would manifest itself as actively defending Paris fucking Hilton. It's like defending that Exxon Valdez guy that got a little tipsy and inadvertently dumped 80 million gallons of oil in the atlantic ocean, only instead of killing thousands of animals, Paris just keeps polluting TV's and magazines with her stupid face and makes millions of dollars being a ginormous, irritating, dumb whore.

well said Shawna

I'd like to know what exactly she said during the interview, but I would rather poke my eyes out than watch the whole thing.

Thus: I offer $20 to whomever gives the best synopsis of this debacle, thereby preserving my ability to see.

Dear God....
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0628lohan-CR.html

I think we all know more about Paris than any person should know about a complete stranger, I agree, get her out of the news, what is she initally famous for anyway? Oh right, riding her fathers coat tails.

Goparis,

You obviously aren't very bright and don't have a clue. How well do YOU know Paris Hilton? Are you like all the Wacko Jacko fans who defend that freak? You sound like it. Turn off your TV, put down your Bon-Bon's, get your ass off the couch, and do something. Like go outside.

#35. the minute your second-coming of christ, bush jr. got into office, he cut taxes. for whom? for the richest people in america. i know because my dad was one of them, and so was paris hilton's dad. and would she be so self-important if she wasn't rich? no, i don't think so.

politics affect everything, so everything is a political issue, mr. mexihick.

#37. tax money is OUR money, you fucking douche bag, and it's OUR job to worry about it. it should tell you something that i'm rich, and i DON'T want to squeeze any more peasants, because stupidity spreads and leaks. it's not in ANYONE's interest to turn America into a servant-economy.

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#42 go fuck yourself.... Exxon, hmmm....I think you confuse dick with a stick sucking the wrong thing..., how can you compare Paris to Exxon, your brain is totally fucked up then. Paris did not harm anybody, Exxon thousands.. Don't like watching anything- DON'T! You watch it anyway, it's your fucking problem, talk to your psychologist. He gets paid for talkin' with people like you sick.

Paris didn't harm anyone?

her clothes are made in sweatshops,

her cocaine is war booty,

her image promotes mindless consumerism.

#48: I think its hilarious how you automatically assume that I think George W. Bush is the second-coming of Christ, when I am in fact not a fan of Bush Jr. Paris Hilton being a slutty stupid girl has nothing to do with her dad getting tax cuts from George Bush. That is the point I was trying to get across. Not everything has to do with what political party did what wrong and why the world is as fucked up as it is. Republicans werent sitting in office thinking how can we make Paris Hilton a famous slutty whore...I KNOW LETS GIVE TAX CUTS TO THE RICH

For fucks sake goherpes, you're (notice I know which your/you're to use..try it sometime, fucktard) a fucking waste of our precious air.

When I saw the footage of her release from jail, I got this dull ache in the pit of my stomach that has yet to subside. Walking out of the jail all faux-demure but once she made it to all of the flashing cameras, she breaks right into the "Paris Hilton Red Carpet Walk"...it's like instinct or something. Then running to hug her mom...??? Shouldn't her mom have reunited with her INSIDE the jail and not in front of 300 cameras? It was all so staged...I can't even watch the interview.

but i agree that she's a peripheral cancer cell, and not the heart of the tumor.

Stupid liberals!

#46 you don't know shit about Paris. How? From media and those gay hosted boulevard magazines??? How funny... Go back to school, your teachers obviously had wasted their time with you there.

Don't be liberal pussy: Punch a Republican.

republicans weren't sitting thinking of anything except how they could stuff their greedy faces full of more money. "i know- we'll do what reagan did- dress up some silver-spoon douche like the everyman-cowboy and use him exploit the poor majority's deepest insecurities."

indirect causes are still causes, my friend.

goparis...and you know Paris how? from media and "those gay bolevard magazines"?

boulevard*

I'm glad everyone else seems to think she ws as idiotic as I did. nice try paris but you're a terrible liar.

1-we know you've done drugs. if you're going to lie about stuff that we KNOW is a lie, who would we believe anything else?)
2-she said the same 5 things over and over. she had a few cue cards and can't come up with a complete sincere sounding sentence on her own.
3-the one insightful question LK asked "what would you change about yourself?" she asnwered that she *doesn't like when her voice gets high pitched?*

ahhhh haa haa ha ha. she is beyond dumb. i am so going to enjoy watching her try to play "smart" for the next little while. let's hope some charities get some money before she gives up trying to seem sincere.

shit... i barely got through the intro into the show. i couldn't take it.

hey,,gopariz:
bitch, U muzt be her or
her zizter...zhez the
biggezt drunk and druggie
and whore in the U.Z.A.
and everyone knowz it...
and zhez zuch a lier
about it all....

zo, go zuck her dick,
coz in the jail releaze
photo, zhe clearly lookz
like a man..zhe muzt have
a dick with thoze enormouz
handz and fuckin feet of
herz.....
fuck pariz and the horzez
dick zhe juzt got done
fucking...

#51 no your brain is totally fucked up??? Stop watching The Simpsons or you'll start farting from your mouth.

I'm ending this discussion because its turning into exactly what I was trying to get you to not do. The end.

#64 i think goparis is just as big of an idiot as you but what the fuck did you just say? hahaha

"3-the one insightful question LK asked "what would you change about yourself?" she asnwered that she *doesn't like when her voice gets high pitched?*"

omg 62, i saw that on a morning show today... i was, like, "SHE'S 26???"

**complete dumbass**

seriously... wtf?!

#51 see what I'm talkin' about... just like #64... he's already farting from his mouth. Weeeeeee cover your ass hole (or I should say mouth hole)...

HOLY SHIT! Weird z kelli person said something almost, uh, half way normal..... I think.....

we have the biggest poverty gap since the great depression.

my point is simple: making the poor poorer and the rich richer makes just about everyone dumber.

for folks like you, everything depends on the weather. mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

FUCKING OWNED BITCH. 23 days in jail and you act like you had a life/death experience...you FUCKING STUPID BITCH

are you still talking about politics? I think your on the wrong website.

She lied her ass off through the whole thing! She is so dumb that I guess that she forgot about the pictures and video of her smoking pot! Anderson Cooper showed the pictures of her smoking pot on his show following the Larry King interview! TMZ.com just posted a video of her smoking pot outside of a club in a friends car. She made a fool out of herself just as I thought that she would!

i bet she masturbated while reading all those letters from stupid fans...and more i bet she never touched that bible once...and if she did it probably was what freaked her out and gave her anxiety or whatever...omg im in jail im gonna burn in hell omg omg omg MOMMMY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH i wish i had a vibrador!!!!!!!!!!!!

i bet she masturbated while reading all those letters from stupid fans...and more i bet she never touched that bible once...and if she did it probably was what freaked her out and gave her anxiety or whatever...omg im in jail im gonna burn in hell omg omg omg MOMMMY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH i wish i had a vibrador!!!!!!!!!!!!

"politics affect everything; therefore everything is a political issue"

what about that sentence didn't you GET?

"politics affect everything; therefore everything is a political issue"

what about that sentence didn't you GET?

#72 for her it was. Just like for a cat had his tail slammed by the door. If it could speak it'd tall you how terrible and dramatic it was for him.

she acts like shes been there for 20 years
"the stars, the skies..it was so wonderful" can you even see the stars and skies in LA anymore?

#79- for a paid publicist you're doing a terrible job.

what part of no one else cares about what the hell you are talking about right now but YOU...this is a celebrity gossip site there is a time and place to talk about political issues and now is not one of those times nor places. just drop the entire issue right now and lets get back to talking about the stupid whore that is Paris Hilton

@79. It's official. You ARE fucking retarded!

#80 for her it was... try to lock yourself in your bathroom for few days, I'll understand....

let's drop what entire issue? the fact that oligarchical regimes don't actually produce BETTER human beings at the top, but produce stupid whores like paris hilton?

otherwise, i don't see on what grounds i would be disgusted by paris. i don't see anything wrong with sex, or even stupidity, just when it's that for the sake of which we've sacrificed everything else.

I know veggi, I know... that's how you usually end your posts on this forum when you have nothing else smart to say... I read your posts...

omg you are ridiculous you come here to argue dont you? shutup already

hahaha. your name is so appropos at this moment. of course i come here to argue. and your argumentative strategy, the "shut up" strategy only works in conjunction with bombs and brute force.

you ain't got nothin' on me, you MYOPIC FUCK

Veggi you've got to listen to what #87 tells you.

I am not using an argumentative stragey because I, unlike you, am not trying to argue. As far as I am concered you are a pathetic waste of space and probably a flunked out law student whose only way of feeling "surperior" and smart is to argue on gossip websites.

By the way goparis, I was talking to veggi idiot.

wasn't talking to veggi***

#90 You can't see yourself at all can you?

Personally, not saying either one of you is right or wrong, but I am seriously tired of listening to ya'll bitch about politics so please for the sake of everyone else shutup

Goparis, the more demented, stupid, retarded shit you type, the more I see what obvious intellect and class the Paris Hilton fan base is composed of. Paris doesn't hurt anybody huh? Every time that slut opens her legs for anybody she's transmitting incurable disease, or is that not considered hurting anybody where you live in Retarded Assholeville? It is good to know, however, that I could be a talentless, anorexic, drug-using, ding-bat, lazy-eyed, herpes infested whore and still be able to capture the hearts of douchebags like you.

your argument:

a) this is a gossip website
b) people should gossip on gossip websites
c) therefore, you, shack, should gossip here

my argument:

a) politics affects everything
b) gossip is something
b) therefore gossip is a political issue

I am quickly falling in love with everything that Shawna says haha

zomeone zay politicz:
my favorite zubject...

yea, I saw that ugly looking
guy thing named::ann coulter
zaying that,"zhe wizhed that
the terroriztz would of killed
John Edwardz." I wizh zomeone
would zhove a dick down her
fuckin throat and choke the
bitch to death..talk about an
azzhole..zhez queen of them all....
alzo republican, of courze..

you're done asshole. kristen's got my back. It's official...Paris is a worthless crybaby whore. And there's nothing you can do about it.

but the resentful comments about 'surperior' and 'smart' showcase your insecurities pretty clearly.

don't you think, YouRang?

It's not 2004!!!!

why are you still posting on her every day?

I think goparis left...he had to go out and get a bottle of Paris' new fragrance (Eau de Vaginitis) and a copy of her new book entitled "Three Hots and a Cot: How Going Without Cock for Three Weeks Nearly Destroyed My Life."

out of all the fucking interviews he could have done, he chose to interview paris hilton, i have lost respect for this guy. wasting his time on a herpes whore just for the ratings, ch-ching!!

101, fucking hilarious!! loved the name of the book!!

hahahaha! In post 26, goparis called herself an asshole! lol. You might be dumber than Paris. and just for the record, my cat does talk. and has been locked in the bathroom. He didn't mind it. He drank out of the toilet and played with hair ties. Probably similar to Paris's experience. How does it feel to call yourself an asshole? That's pretty harsh! lol.

actually his arguement was there is a time and place to discuss politics and a gossip wesbite is not the time nor the place because maybe some people actually come to places like this not to listen to the every day bitching of political parties

Shawna, your my type of a girl, we could've been friends, come over for sleepover some day, we have more to talk about... or just to fuck.

hahaha disappears and Bryan takes his place! could it be a MYSTERY?

maybe some people come to a gossip website because they are bored, and don't mind listening to whatever, political or not.

i get that you don't want to examine the more remote causes of your hatred for paris hilton. i'm sorry if that's the case, but I DO want to talk about the big picture, otherwise i find my hatred without foundation and without relevance to anything, and i no longer see why i am entitled to it.

but if you don't want to listen, bryahaha, then just ignore me.

Jesis christ, ive seen pieces of wood with more intelligence than this chick. What a waste of air.

The big political issue here is that NOBODY wants to take responsibility for Paris Hilton. I think Even Rick and Kathy are having trouble coming to terms with what happens when you conceive a child out of a simple drunken mistake. It probably went something like "Christ, Rick... I told you to cum in my MOUTH."

I've been posting genius. Maybe hahaha or whatever doesnt actually spend his ENTIRE day on a website

WAKE UP, WORLD! PARIS'S CONVICTION SHOULD'VE BEEN A LESSON TO HER, YES, BUT IT'S A GREAT BIG LESSON TO UUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS AS WELL.

#110...rofl

You didn't actually expect the truth from a "blue-eyed blonde" who's actually a brown-eyed brunette, did you?

hahaha the big political issue is that apparently the prices of contraceptives are to high if even Rick and Kathy Hilton cant afford them and had no other choice but to bring Paris into this world.

you know, one of Jacko's daughters is named Paris?

Before I go...
"Stuperstar" or "Stupidstar" whoever you are, it was a typo, thanks for noting it, I'm sure that's all your good at. Ouh, don't mention calling yourself "stuperstar", that's nothing, isn't it???
Oh, your cat can talk?! How nice... now dress warm and go seek professional help as soon as possible before you hurt someone.

Hey ihateemo, how can you hate emo and "love" Tina Fey, aye? Yes, I'm Canadian check out my moose knuckles! Big un's ain't they. Go ahead and post those Superfish delish!

the "professional help" line is OLD, goparis. now go, goparis, go!

#114, holy shit! is she really? Didn't know that...Maybe that's why she shaves the carpet...to hide the truth about the curtains.

You yanks simply don't know how to show proper respect for your royalty. I think Ms. Hilton looks great and has learned her lesson. I thnka God she made it thru her ordeal without any mishaps.

She looks really hot here, but what is that horrid noise that fills up the background of these interviews?
Oh, it's her voice. Nevermind.

goparis, go kill yourself now. your shitty comebacks are fucking lame and you seem to have an obsession with paris hilton. you are obviously outnumbered, no one likes the bitch.......or you!

oh, ferchrissakes...now we have jbird carrying goparis' torch. Just for the record j, our royalty doesn't consist of herpes. Or inbreeding, no offense to you Brits.

she's OUR royalty, jbird. we are the ones who make sure the hiltons keep getting richer

and by 'we', i mean the dixie chicks. i'm the fat one. i wrote "wide open spaces"

I think she's learned her lesson and she is going to think twice about what she's going to do. The whole thing about her not doing drugs is bull crap. Actions speak louder than words so lets see.

I resent that. I personally have boycotted staying at Hilton hotels. I will not contribute to paying for paris's valtrex prescription next month.

hahahahaha Shawna you need to create your own entertainment website

Shit. I think the fire's dying out here. I guess we couldn't actually expect to get some real passion for too long over a subject like Paris Hilton.

#121 I love you!

#123 go fuck yourself... and who likes YOU??? No seriously....

shawna, I told you we could've been friends... aahh, it's just that fat ugly smelly body of yours stands on the way.....(oh, it's your deodorant??? Sorry...)

with all the weird pauses between Larry's questions and her replys, i wouldn't be suprissed if she had been being fed the answeres thru an ear peice.

goparis, I totally get it now. Now that you have attempted to descibe me physically, (because your superpower paris hilton glasses enables you to see me!) I know now why 3/4 of the states in the US are trying to make you kids stay in school ALL YEAR LONG.

goparis, a lot of people like me cause i'm like a socialite that had a book on the best sellers list! pffffttttttt..........and it's impossible to go fuck myself being that i don't have a dick like you do. i think i may have hit a nerve by mentioning your obsession with paris :o, how old are you anyway?! you're either in high school or a fucking old hag that worships paris hilton....hmmmmm......

None of us know if Paris is going to change for not... I have a feeling that she'll go back to her "partying ways" in about 3 months. Sometimes, its best to continue doing what you do best. In Paris' case, that's shopping and using the phrase "That's Hot!" At least, when she walked the most important catwalk, she looked gorgeous- even with out her smokey eye look and lashes! I found simliar jeans that she wore when she was released from jail at www.seenon.com! I love this website! It makes my shopping so much easier!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I'm gonna pee myself. (ROFL) I was trying to picture what goparis looks like, and all i can think about is the dude from silence of the lambs. "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!" Slap a belly shirt on him that says "That's Hot" and there you have it...goparis in all his glory.

"goodbye horses......"

Sorry shawna, I'm a bit too slow today (must be from that deodorant you've been wearing... It's just grosses me out so much, sorry...) But I did not get that last post of yours... would you mind sharing with me whatever funny your smoking there... I want to be funny too..

What is she, a martyr? She needs to shut the hell up and go into isolation for the next 25 years. I think it will do the world a whole lot of good.

I must say, I do find Paris very attractive. but she is a moron nonetheless.

I can't believe that Larry King hasn't killed himself yet.

lame fucking comebacks! it's fucking hilarious just coming back to read goparis' petty attempts at putting down people!

#135, Are you autistic? a little birdie told me that Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to drop by your house for some cookies and milk. And maybe a little crack. Doesn't that sound exciting?! Now go away.

bettie, what's the name of the book?

I wouldn't expect you to get it. Because you love paris hilton. That alone makes you "special" in a short-bus kind of way, or it makes you 11 years old. Either way, you're never going to get it because YOU'RE FUCKING IGNORANT.

Is it possible to report goparis so that she/he is no longer aloud to speak on this website every again because I feel like everytime I read what she posts my IQ drops a couple of points. Its so sad to see who high school people idolize. Goparis please refrain from speaking. Thank You.

the book is called "to obsess or not to obsess: why i love paris hilton by goparis"

i'm guessing you're running out of shit to say, go ask your mom what other shit she's got so you won't look stupid, i'll wait here for you :)

And believe me goparis...you ARE funny. But totally not in the way that you're intending to be. Does your mom know that you're messing around on the internet again?

#146 i feel your pain and might i add well said!!

lol. I got the Silence of the Lambs joke :) Clever. and goparis, no I don't need professional help. I have a masters in counseling psychology and a bachelors in education. I'll help myself, thanks. but for you.... you should be shot. That is my professional advice because there is no helping your poor, pathetic self.

Goparis list of superheroes:
Paris hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Darth Maul
SpongeBob SquarePants
Tinky Winky
Richard Simmons
Debbie Gibson

shawna, thought would share with you since your a school dropout...
Do you know the origin of the word "FUCK"?

It stands for "Fornication Under Concept of the King"... not really a bad word...

See today your learned something interesting you can tell your kids.

I MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID THEY SHOW ANY OF HER PORN CLIP????????????????????????

uhoh goparis is gone her mom caught her sneaking on the Internet again...didn't she tell you you were only allowed to play on barbie.com and other pre-approved websites!!!

who the fuck R theze
fuckerz....
I do think that zome
of U fuckerz R...
dirtchicken,DrPlowShit,
hiding in dizguize.....

and yea, Jimbo...
go fuck yourzelf...

I dont think you have ever learned about the letter S or its just broken on your keyboard...

goparis

i guess hooked on phonics has failed you! go back to school and learn a thing or two, and i think you might be the high school drop out you little cunt, hmmmm, why don't you look up the word cunt and tell ME what it means?? google can be fun for a little one like you :)

WOW! goparis, you should be on jeopardy!
goparis: "I'll take worthless information from stupid fucksticks for $400, Alex!"

How the FUCK does that sound?

#158 was the best comment on this entire page

Kristen, don't flatter yourself... your IQ can't drop any lower than it is now.

Ouch, that was a good one. Took you a while though. Did you have to run downstairs and ask your mommy for a good comeback to tell the big mean bullies that are picking on you

yea, I believe I zaw Jimbo
at the beach with zome guyz
dick in hiz mouth and he waz
zqueezing hiz ballz with hiz
handz...what a zick fucker...

this makes me so entirely angry. she is probably (no, actually) the most ridiculous and idiotic person in the world.
and if i hear the word 'traumatic' coming out of her mouth one more time i will give her a swift kick in the face.

i guess z's are the new s'??

Good christ. I may have to agree with biatcho for once. Where the fuck are all of the funny posters? **closes eyes and wishes really hard**

I'm sorry but am I the only one that has no idea what the hell #162 is talking about and why she insists on using a Z instead of an S?

It's almost heartbreaking that I'm actually arguing with someone who idolizes Paris Hilton. It's like arguing with a bowl of rice crispies. Except rice crispies are smarter and don't smell like a yeast infection.

Ok bitches, sorry but I'm leaving your lame asses at this point. Need to do some cloth shopping. Ya, ya.. blah, blah, blah.... whatever... (showing middle finger here)

Have a nice day every one! no seriously...

And the crackling sound of rice crispies actually makes more sense than goparis does

go buy the jeans that #135 was talking about, loser. Sorry you can't hang with the big dogs.

Kristen: It is sad, isn't it? Watch "her" try to "own" you. This should be good.

cloth shopping? oh i get it, your time at the cyber cafe has run out so you have to continue to collect cans to save up for tomorrow's hour?

Maybe you can write your idol paris about how nobody "gets you". I'm sure she'll understand. She cares about you. BWAAHAAAHAA!!!
Loser....

Ruby may I ask what you are talking about? What you just said didn't make sense AT all

hahaha bettie! good 1

Kristen, sorry. I should have referenced your post @166.

I smell dope.. what the hell, where did all these crack pipes come from?

oh, nevermind. it's just Ruby

hahahaha

Crack is too expensive. I stick to Liquid Paper. I was agreeing with Kristen. Easy now, Shawna.

I don't belive she has changed it's all about publicity and I can't belive she is refusing taking drugs although the whole world saw her!You're a liar Paris.Please go back to jail!!!!!!!!!

No I wasn't trying to be mean Ruby I really had no idea what you were talking about.

I love how some dumbfuck with a "goparis" handle is calling us losers when half the fucking posts on here are his/hers (can't decide on that yet). You're the type of person that needs to be taken out in the street and shot for everyone to see. You know, sometimes people need a good laugh and you leaving comments sure as fuck isn't doing it, but whatching you get shot would sure give me a good LOL.......

Shawna im kind of sad goparis left arent you hahahahaha

I completely agree #183 lets petition the goverment for a public shooting of goparis

watching*

yeah, Kristen. I feel like a little part of me had died.
Not really.
I was feeling a little guilty about handing a ten year old his ass.

Kristen, maybe kelli with an "i" will come out from under her rock and amuse us for awhile with her illiterate ramblings. One can only hope!!

I don't know how I would seriously react if I actually met someone in person that told me they idolized Paris Hilton. Hmmm....

You shouldnt feel guilty telling off anyone whose idol is Paris Hilton regardless of age. haha and Ruby I can only hope she will come back and let me know, I asked a couple of times, but she just rambles on about God only knows what and it honestly takes me to long to read her ecryptic text anyway haha

do you think goparis is a guy or a girl?

I'm pretty sure goparis is a 12 year old girl who will soon have her very own sex tape as well

I also feel extraordinarily bad about how much time I've exhausted on account of retarded fucking paris hilton.

tbh i feel sorry for her and that :/
and lets see if she stays changed ey

i'm a fuckin asshole who doesnt know shit from shit i just fucked my mother the other day

I guess it just pisses me off that something as stupid as a three week jail sentence in her mind puts her right up there with the 9/11 survivors. It's always poor paris this, poor paris that. Awww, paris lost her doggy. Oh, no! somebody broke into paris'storage unit. So fuckin' what? She has like 30 gazillion dollars and no fucking clue on what real suffering is.

I LOVE PARIS HILTON! FUCK YOU ALL HATERS... GO PARIS GO BABY!

Oh, hi goparis! I see you're back from "cloth" shopping at the local Wal-Mart.

see, I knew all along you wanted to be me goparis

What bothers me is that people give her so much media coverage...not saying that it is right, but do you know how many people go to jail for DUI convictions..its not just "Young Hollywood". The bitch got a DUI she served jailtime just like anyone else with a DUI and a driving on a suspended license would do, but miracuously she's a better person and getting paid 10 million dollars for interviews? My brother got a DUI and my family isnt flowing in millions of dollars just because people want to interview him...the media needs to stop talking and caring about her shes useless

That's the great thing about the internet. you can be whoever you want. A great concept for fags like you.

YES my wish came true goparis is back!!!! Were there any good sales at KMart?

I suspect goparis never really went anywhere. Did your mom make you go pick up your bedroom, honey?

Or were you compiling a list of more shitty, pointless, juvenile comebacks?

She was busy looking up the origin of every curse word there is

goparis, entertain us with some more word origins. I like those. Let me help you out.
RETARDED: GOPARIS
STUPID: GOPARIS
DISGUSTING: GOPARIS
IGNORANT: GOPARIS
CUMDUMPSTER: GOPARIS

Goparis, do you know what my all-time favorite show is? The South Park episode where Paris Hilton opens her own Stupid Spoiled Whore shop in South Park. The one where she buys Butters from his parents because Tinkerbell shot herself in the face to get away from paris. It should have gotten an emmy.

hahahaha that episode was awesomeeee her dogs kept killing themselves and butters fingered her while she was passed out and cried hahahaha it was great

and another thing goparis, none of us are even amazed by #195. I am amazed that you admitted it though.

I also like how hollywood has recognized the global hate for Paris. Have you noticed that she dies a horrible death in just about every movie she's in? That's where the money is, my friend. These are the only horror movies that bring a smile of peace and tranquility to my face. Hell, fuck a shitty porno shot in night vision. If Paris really wants to capitalize on some bullshit home video, she should fake her death and videotape it. A really gruesome one. We're talking billions...

goparis, if you can name me one single, solitary, fucking thing that paris has done for humanity, I will repent. I swear. Pinky promise.

*crickets chirping in goparis' head*

(theme from jeopardy playing in background)

THREE!!!

TWO!!!

ONE!!
Oh, so sorry Goparis! Turns out the correct response is Paris Hilton has done jack shit for her fellow human beings on this planet, and is simply wasting O2 that other more productive human beings could be breathing. But thanks for playing, come back and see us again douchebag!

This is the fakest piece of shit I have ever heard in my life.

It's totally scripted...a five-year-old could construct more intelligent sentences than this bimbo.

God...I never really hated this bitch until now.

scroll up and read everything that goparis has written. i promise you, you can hate her even more.

Wow, people who've actually been in jail must be infuriated.
"It was so overwhelming to be out! I'd been locked up for 3 weeks!"
How about people who've been locked up for years, who don't have a red carpet walk when they get out?

I can't get over this video...
this bitch can't even spell "adversity"

This piece of shit is off her rocker!
That is one looney tune bitch that needs to be locked up and the key melted.

After watching Larry King last night my views on Paris have changed drastically.
You see, I always thought that this steaming piece of raw sewage was just a very stupid person. A semi-functioning retard. A part of me even felt sorry for her because all that money couldn't buy her any smarts.
But now I know the truth.
Paris isn't stupid at all
SHE IS PURE EVIL. EVIL TO THE VERY ROTTEN CORE.
This was SATAN last night on tv.
Talking about God and the bible and doing great things in the future and saying things like "I'm a good person" over and over again.
But LYING with every single word. Lies told in cold blood even though everyone knows the truth, she didn't care.
PARIS IS THE ANTI-CHRIST people! She is EVIL.
No one but Satan himself would be so blatantly making fun of every single man, woman and child in this world who watched this last night. She laughed at our faces by saying everything she said.
She probably has a dungeon in her house where she makes human and animal sacrifices all the time.
I can bet on anything that more than half of the missing people in this country have been in her dungeon at some point where she cut their hearts out and ate them, taking baths in their blood.
One day we are here writing about this devil, the next, we are in her dungeon waiting to be sacrificed.
Be careful people. We all could be next!!

I wrote Larry King last night about this silly little interview of his with the devil and complained. I also told him I'd be happy to send him the footages and pics of her doing drugs and admitting in interviews that she's into it.
Oh, not to mention (living in LA) all the people I've known who have met her or known her/know her in person and partied with her. And I mean PARTIED LIKE ITS 1999! Coke, E's, shrooms..you name it she does it.
Anyone else write Larry?

ok, goparis, you have to calm down and get yourself another icon! Paris is an idiot selfish person. She is rich and famous for many many years and did she ever gave something back to the community? She probably contributed to spread many sexually transmitted disease, but that's pretty much it.

And by no means am I against drinking or doing drugs. To each their own. It's a personal choice. For me it's everything in moderation and that's my motto in everything. So I don't condemn the ho for doing drugs. But the blatantly lying is the worst. I have no respect whatsoever for lying, cheating, manipulating evil people.

I nominate star69 for president

Thank Shawna. I'm humbled.

Here's the link to Larry King's contact info. It's easy! So easy! Do it! Do it for youselves and for your loved ones! Protect them from Satan!!! Tell Larry what you think.

http://www.cnn.com/feedback/forms/form5.html?12

I meant "thanks" ;)

i have a penis

When she said on Larry King that she has never done drugs, I almost fell out of my chair. I mean, she could have at least owned up to the obvious.

I used to DJ at some popular clubs around Hollywood and I've seen this bitch smoking weed, snorting lines, drinking like a fish, falling down, and lifting her skirt up (with no undies).

She is a MAJOR pothead!!! She is a MAJOR alcoholic!!! This is VERY well known out here in Hollywood.

If you don't believe me, well, here is all the proof you'll need....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0628071parishilton1.html

Enjoy the show!

I love it. I was really wondering if all these years, the "dumb" routine was really just a schtick. It WASN'T! She really is that friggin stupid. She reminds me of a parody of a pageant queen...I kept expecting her to finish every sentence with "...and world peace".

its herpes ridden from paris

hey star, is there any way you can get me a link to Rick Hilton's personal email? I've been talking with a Tibetan monk, and he tells me that there are 7 sacred daggers, representing the 7 deadly sins, and all we have to do is convince Ricky that his daughter is the Evil Incarnate of Blasphemy and Whoredom and that as her creator, he has to be the one to drive the 7 daggers into her black heart on the night of the next full moon. I don't know man...I think he might be ok with it.

we know you have a penis, goparis. That's what you're supposed to call it when it's just not quite appropriate or accurate for you to use the word "cock"

I bursted out in evil laughter while playing these videos all at the same time.This is hilarious!

why even talk about her after as if she were someone important...btw is there such a thing as "important" people? (that is in the media)

Paris seems to have become religious and a good and obedient girl.Also she's going to throw herself on raising funds for charity.What's next she's becoming mother Teresa herself?

Is it possible to create a video with a "message" and still have it be funny? Apparently it is, as long as you hire the Reno 911 guys to make it. This video is one of four great new videos on DeclareYourself.com featuring two guys who represent "The Man," telling young voters why it's important that they NOT vote in next year's election.

According to the nearest co-workers of mother Teresa.She was a true dictator.This a true story.

Paris, pay no mind to all the jealous haters. Stay sweet!

I like how she doesn't know what "frivolous" means.

Shawna, I believe it's all too late for Paris her family. They are all possessed by her evil spirit. They're all HER actually. The real family members don't exist anymore. She invaded their bodies and talks for them now. Why do you think Nicky Hilton is so quiet and never in the news anymore? Do you think if she was able to, she'd let Paris steal all the show? Of course not. Paris is controlling her mind. Nicky and the rest of the family are all empty vessels now.
The only way to save them would be to shoot them in the heart with a silver bullet and at then cut of their heads and make sure to burn the bodies.
For Paris, I think we will need an exorcist. A really good one. maybe the Pope could do it. And all the cardinals as helpers. I dunno. She will try to seduce them. Hope they can make it through.

Actually an exorcist removes satan from possessed bodies. And since Paris is the Ant-Christ herself and not possessed. that wouldn't work!!
I don't know. I think we're stuck with SATAN!!:(

I believe her when she shows up in a girl's sailor outfit and pigtails,leading a class of orphans.

What has Paris Hilton ever accomplished for her to get the red carpet when coming out of jail? Perhaps her singing talent, which made people cry out of laughter? Her wonderful§ sophisticated sense of fashion,? Her spirituality? or her racist comments about blacks and poor people?

In about 7 years from now the human will crucify Paris the Messiah.This is a serious prophecy!

I'm not normally a fan of these chat sites, but for some reason the comments have me slightly intrigued. 1) I can't stand that I actually give a shit what happens to Paris Hilton, because really she is such a waste of space, 2) the reason I'm pissed is that she is a lying little whore (as stated above) that has a team of PR people trying to undo the scars she has placed on her own image, 3) who in their right mind would believe her lie that "her lawyer told her it was ok to drive on a suspended license" (are you f*&king kidding me??). I've dealt with lawyers, and even the basest one is well versed in THE LAW! especially a team of top lawyers like the Hiltons would hire, 4) she is racist and classist, and yet people idolize that? A symbol of royalty? why, because she is attractive and loves the spotlight? There's video footage all over the place that incriminates her on all counts she is trying to deny, 5) why even bother speculating whether Paris has changed her "old ways" - I mean, according to the Larry King interview, she's never done anything wrong *ting - sparkling the tiara and angel wings*
Ranted enough... outs.

(245)I wonder who'll be the first to interview her when she gets up after 3 days?

Ugh... Watching these movies feels like watching the movie of terrorists cutting off that guys head. I don't know which one disgusts me more.

have you guys noticed that the two paris fans that are unfortunately alive and posting comments on this site keep referring to the rest of us as "jealous haters"? Is that another term that Paris tried to claim that she invented and then tried to trademark? Or are all, I mean both the paris fans snot-nosed 11 year old private school girls? The ONLY thing Paris has that I wouldn't mind having is cash. But I'd rather earn mine, thank you, instead of showing my cunt to half the planet and being a moron in clothes that a hooker wouldn't be caught dead in.

i hate you paris and of course your not going to get any bad letters common sense hello how ditsy are you you lost your dog i forgot i am so glad you went to jail you should have stayed longer a lot longer

i hate you paris and of course your not going to get any bad letters common sense hello how ditsy are you you lost your dog i forgot i am so glad you went to jail you should have stayed longer a lot longer

oh yeah, 3 weeks in a minimum security prison is such a traumatic experience. how awful, paris. talk to someone serving out a life sentence in a max security prison. dumb bitch.

I wish I had something to say. Paris has left me speechless. I really don't hate Paris as much as I hate the mechanisms that keep her famous. Her fans, the celebrity media, the paparazzi..etc. She's not at fault really she just basically walks around and looks at the camera.

I wish someone had bugged her house so we could all hear what she said after she got home from the interview. Probably something along these lines" Mom, dad, Nicky!! I'm hooome!! ...Hey I totally blew away Larry King! He was really impressed. I think the world loves me now. They love people who are into God and religion, so my bible story was a really good touch. Thanks dad! ...Hey, btw. let's burn this bible I'm so over it. I won't need this anymore. They totally think I'm born again. Hey you guys, why are common people so easy to impress and stupid? Like, what's wrong with them?...Mom, can you open the third bottle of Cristalle? I'm really really thirsty! Psst! Heyy Nicks, got some nose candy? Let's go upstairs for a sec when mom and pop go in the kitchen."

And her sister is ugly too.

#95
If a person does nothing and is famous, then they are overrated.
Paris Hilton is famous and does nothing.
Conclusion, Paris Hilton is overrated.

Logic>Paris Hilton

I resent the implication that I might be involved in this somehow. I want nothing to do with this bitch.

So..is "Paris" still the "thing"? Cuz..I would love to f&*&&*%#&$* her into next friday and never let her back!!! On to something more exciting...like ring worm.

I'm a Paris-from way back, but I have to say I really respect the fact that she refuses to diss other people.
And she's really trying to change her life and her image- I'm impressed.

Claustrophobia my Ass. You could tell she was lying on that one.

letz face one thing:
zure, I had wizhed that
bagladyzpearz waz the
anti/chrizt..and of courze
now zome of U R calling Pariz
the anti/chrizt...

herez zome crucial info everyone
zhould know: when the real anti/
chrizt comez back..he will pretend
to be Jezuz, performing miraclez..
it won't be Pariz or baglady like
we had hoped..and the zource of
the info iz: www.zhepardzchapel.com
5:00a.m. eastern time on UPN...

fine, don't lizten to me..even though
thiz iz true...U will all burn who
decide to follow the wrong Chrizt...
I zhould of kept thiz info for myzelf,
coz U fuckerz don't dezerve to go to
Heaven, but I do....

oh, my god. My last comment just went through a "comment filter" due to some "complaints". Paris has read our comments and had Daddy call the webmaster to bitch and threaten to destroy his career. She really is Satan the all powerful

Lindsay Lohan is a disgusting, firecrotch, nasty fake tittied whore

I knew it! I fucking knew it! Paris is somehow responsible for censoring this website! I just wrote something godawful about her and they wouldn't let me post it, but I write something about her BFF lindsay lohan and they fucking posted it!

goparis..you must be the skanks mother sister or her aunt.. the way you acted..look at yourself ..you look giddy with anger your eyes are totally bulging out of its sockets and you are actually frothing at the mouth..PARISITE should just simply dissappear into oblivion,,man.. cant stand looking at that skankitis even her shadow gives me the creeps..now be a good girl goparis and dissappear with the puff of my magic wand!!

#264==Pariz doez have
connectionz with the
devil, juzt like the
other zo=called ztarz...

for 10 fuckz up the azz,
zhe getz royalitiez zuch
az protection from uz..

Of course you know, this means war...

and war it will be:
letz ztart thiz apocolizpe
now and get thiz zhit done
and over with...
itz all going to ztart
with Pariz and her
demonic connectionz...

U can't ztop uz..
zo get outta our way...bitch!

PARIS'S "CAREER" IS FUCKING OVER. THE WORLD REALIZES WHAT A LYING, CONNIVING, IMMATURE SLUTBAG SHE IS. IT WAS A THREE AND A HALF WEEK COUNTY JAIL SENTANCE. THE BITCH ACTS LIKE SHE JUST GOT OUT AFTER 20 YEARS IN MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON. FUCK YOU BITCH. YOU ARE SO FUCKING DONE. EVEN LARRY KING THOUGHT YOU WERE A USELESS FUCK TOO. IN THE GARBAGE CAN WITH YOU.

ugh, and the loads of makeup and fake blonde hair comes back...how sad

Hey Shawna. Are they really censoring your Parasit Hilton comments here?? WTF?
That's really weird. Now I'm dead curious what you wrote. Haha!
I usually always copy before I hit "send", because I've lost stuff before in cyberspace. Helps when you need to re-send.

So "Lucifer" took her long beak to Hawaii today. It's a dark period for the Hawaiians while she's there. They should keep their kids locked indoors and keep an eye on them at all times and also the family pets. I would wear at least 50 cross neck laces and hang a couple up over the bed. It's not gonna be pretty for some, no matter what, until she leaves.
I also predict countless young fellows breaking out with herpes blisters right after she leaves Hawaii.
Just don't squeeze em fellas. They're not zits.

Surely the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to her is millions of people watching her suck Rick Solomons penis on the internet, not a private strip search.

she says she had one drink?? ok she would have needed to chug w/e drink she had, ran to her car, drove for 10 feet then took the breathalizer to blow a .08 what a liar! ...and never took drugs and saying some people drink when out ..just admit it she looks more pathetic lying

Ok I don't understand..so Paris is supposed to be this great business woman and has made all this money for selling herself. But, she certainly did a terrible job on Larry King. She is horrible at interviews..she shouldnt be allowed to talk. Even though that is supposedly her career..

i like semen but not the dried kind which is all I'd be able to lick off of Paris' butt. and my daddy has the kind of money to kick up but likes to hoard it for himself. being repub takes thick skin.

When you have to have cheat sheets to remember what to say, doesn't that mean your lying?

She looks like some stupid, shallow prostitute.

Oh wait.

if you don't like paris, stop talking about her and just ignore her. don't complain that she's getting too much attention, because you're the one giving it to her.

OMG krazihottkelli, in post #64, you spelt USA, UZA. whats with you and the letter z, are you retarded and do not understand the concept that there is such thing as the letter S and not just Z! wow such a disgrace to America.

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