Jun 20 2007Paris Hilton writes to fans

LMAO

rofl i wonder what that ratio is for fan mail to hate mail
i bet its like 1:5 hahaha hope the bitch suffers in prison and gets finger fucked by dykes

That is absolutely ridiculous

she spelled receiving wrong.

i'm just saying.

"I" before "E," EXCEPT AFTER "C," Paris.

Block letters... The Billionairess can only manage block letters...

OK. I've offered trips around the galaxy, trips back in time, and a number of perks that quite frankly would have had even the most non-zealous Christian in 200 AD hacking away at Paris like a... Well, like a 200 AD primitive with a sicle. Get with it people... Off Paris or know my wrath...

The Big JC...

that's so cute-- it looks like she used the paper you get in kindergarten with the BIG lines and the dotted line in the middle!

Help me

This is exactly what I expected. She can't spell. She can't use correct punctuation. It's like reading something that a fifth grader would write.

Give her a break.. I would love to see some of the people who post comments on here do a better job with spelling and punctuation.. "A Lot" is two words people... (Shaking my head and rolling my eyes at all of you jealous haters...)

I can just see Paris holding her big fat kindergarten pencil fist style.

she writes the way my sister did in the 6th grade.

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hmmmmm def. got an autograph from the ever-talented Ms. Hilton...that's not her signature...

interesting superfish interesting

Hilarious take on her writing that silly letter. I can truly see her with her tongue hanging out, furrowed brow and trying to write it when someone is trying sooooooo hard. Brilliant view of this letter...

I love the God Bless you and your family as if she sincerely cares. Oh and the third grade hearts over the i's.

hahaha i before e except after c. She writes like a kid, but then again, she probably has not spent much time writing.

i love how all of you are hating and saying shit when shes being nice enough to reply to people. so much for her thinking shes better than anyone. you people really have no lives making fun of this. really sick

I would like to see her GED certificate because I question the autheticity of it. She probably cheated.

This is almost as entertaining as her love letters to Nick Carter.

I before E except after C is not always right. But anyway her handwriting does look like a little kids but at least its better then most people's chicken scratch.

17, she probably never actually mailed this to her fan. it went directly to E! & that's how they obtained a copy of it. she will do anything for publicity.

i'm pretty sure people making fun of her doesn't come under the category of "really sick." That's reserved for her sex tape & other pictues and videos of her doing stuff.

not once did she use the word "hot". obviously a forgery.

It looks like she pout the white piece of paper over one of those brown pieces, with the wide lines, that they use to help kids write straight in like first grade.

Who would take time out of their day to write this girl? Whoever did is more of a waste than even she.

17, you have to realize she is only doing it to pass the time because she is in jail...kind of like I'd pass the time jerking off because there is simply nothing else to do.

#17 June Cleaver, you can't be fucking serious.

penis mightier... xrist those SNL skits were da bomb.

This letter was edited and re-written by one of her reps. Here is her original letter.

Daer fan,

i lik your letter cuz you sed I is purty. My vajina is itchi cuz thy won't let mee hav mi creem. i so bored. i miss beating up my wittle dogs. This place smellz... oh wait that my butwhole. from now on i gonna be sooper smrter, youll sea. i definitaly hotest bitsh in dis plase.

ok bi luv you
i the best perfact

xuxuxuxu
Periz heltum

i love that its on unlined paper. i'm going to take this to a handwriting analyzer right now!

26, that looks more like it was written by krazyhotkelli than paris hilton.

The saddest part is that the letter is probably some computer generated marketing scheme perpatrated by her new publicist and image consultants. I dont believe for one second she can write even on that level. The misspelling of "receiving" was to make the letter seem authentic without making her look completely ignorant.

It takes millions of dollars and lots of people to keep Paris' star shining.

28. Actually they are the same person.
Which explains a lot.

I can see her now, big fat pencil in hand....

I'm going to send her a picture of my cock.

I don't see anything wrong with the signature. I sign my name with a heart (I don't dot my i's with them, but still). I actually think its kinda cute.

Hearts instead of dots over the "i"s in her name? Printing? Say what you will about Angelina being 'too wealthy', at least she sends Maddox to school - unlike Kathy who sent her children to WhoreCare instead.

No. 17. How could we have been so wrong? I mean, wow! She has released a response to a fan letter to a media outlet. She really does care. Mother Fucking Teresa ain't got nothing on her.

... Oh. Wait a minute. She also forgot the apostrophe in the "I'm" just before "recieved (sic)". Bitch.

I think the fact that she misspelled receiving is the least of her problems.

Bullshit - this has definately not been written by Paris. First of all there are not enough mistakes and the handwriting is a little too neat for Paris.

Actually all her "fan" mail was really hate mail and she wrote back some angry stuff. Her reps just tried to spin the story.

Here is an angry letter she wrote back. I know because she wrote it to me after I sent her some herpes cream and the book "Life for Dummies". Bitch. I was just trying to be nice.

deer dtoopid persun

lik i am way to perfekt for jale. lik i am two spaciale an lik peapel are obsesed wit mi. lik this is lik so lik unfare. im lik so much hotar than my sistar. lik al u meen peapel r lik just lik souper jalus of mi.lik im lik the bestast singar in the wurld and lik the most gorjus gurl evar. lik im lik biggar the marilin munro. dis is lik a lik conspiration agianst mi. lik my daddy is lik gona hyre the FIB to lik invest in this. becus tis is lik rasizm aganst mi 4 beeng so hot.

so lik middle finger u.
lik bi.

oh go bi mi cd k.

luv yu

now sign yur name parice

this can't be legit. "...as i sit here in my cell, sad and alone." ??? some random person wrote this and now they're gonna try to sell it on eBay.

Just read this today about one of Paris' (ahem) "friends", today. She sure must be lonely not getting any in the slammer, lol.

http://socialitelife.com/2007/06/20/jack_osbourne_and_paris_hilton.php

I thought she said she was gonna stop pretending to be dumb and that it was no longer cute? Well nEWSFLASH this isn't cute either Parisite.

OH MY GOD! I can't believe she has replied! I have sent her so many letters. I love you Paris :)

Woodhorse,

Printing is actually the way most Americans under the age of 35 write. Cursive went out of style in the 1970's. As for spelling "receiving" wrong, give me a break. Like everybody else her age, Paris grew up in the age of spell check.

it is hard to stop acting dumb when you really are dumb

lol, that reminds me of a thing I saw on Celebrity Eye Candy where a girl was outside Paris's house on her birthday and Kathy Hilton was outside as well, and the girl asked her one friend "take a picture of me and her" and Kathy Hilton wrongly corrected her saying "she and I." haha dumbasses...

I wouldn't mind getting a letter from her :) :P

this bitch is braindead..

Look, at least she spelled her name right. That will get her 200 points on the SAT's.

I wish this bitch would just pull a Jeffrey Dahmer already

lol@'stache.

that's even better than the actual letter.

A list of the words (spelled correctly) in this that prove it isn't really Paris Hilton:::

-Support
-Truly
-Especially
-Difficult
-In
-Trying
-Situation
-Smile
-God
-Hilton

Total fake.

Superfish guy, don't forget about the sentence fragment. "Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life."

38: Brilliant!

Heheheheh...she's in a cell. So much joy...

What were we talking about?

boring...will this day never end

She can really tell her "fans" from those "who hate her". She's really good at that.

How do I know?

Simple.
I wrote Paris a letter and she replied!!
I'd like to share our communication with my friends here:

My letter to Paris:

"Paris, it's really hard for me to write you this letter. I am having a hard time holding the pen on the paper because I can't stop laughing. In fact I haven't been able to stop laughing ever since the day they dragged your dumbass to your cel and you were heard screaming for your mom. I was I was there to see it. That shit was hilarious! Can you do that again, PLEASE???
You're so cute when you cry like that. As cute as the steaming vomit I saw outside the bar I was at last night, where I was toasting one for to your absence. It sure feels great not seeing you in every single magazine and tv channel. I am your biggest fan Paris! You make me laugh like no other. You funny thing you!
Well, sweetheart, enjoy your days in prison and try to have some fun. Maybe talk to the ants, play with your poo, sing in the shower...well that one could attract Big Hannah and her friends and you might find yourself being forced to munch on some carpet. But then again you might find that fun. Tata darlin. See you never."

So yeah. And I got this letter back from her:

"Hi. Thanks for your letter.It put a big smile on my face. It's so nice to know I have such loyal fans like you. I am so lonely and so sad in my little cel. I cry a lot. But fans like you make my day with such nice letters. Please keep writing me as I am bored and lonely.

Love always xoxoxo

Paris Hilton "

See how great she is at figuring out who her fans are?
Priceless.

Sorry for the typos. Grrr.. Oh well.

Yawn Snore! I can always count on the Superfish to dish old news that is stolen from other sources.

all kidding aside about how brutal the letter is, it would still be a great piece of pop culture to have. that'd be awesome to get a prison letter from paris hilton.

Hey, at least she can spell better than Lindsay. LOTS better. That's a feather in her cap, for sure.

Awww how sweet of Paris. She's got nothing better to do while she's in there anyway. Wait is this thing even real anyone could have written it.
http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

#58. I am honestly considering writing her the nicest fan mail letter ever and so she'll reply. Imagine how much you could sell a Paris Hilton prison letter for. But nothing is free in this life and I think that sending her fan mail would be the equivalent of selling your soul. Is it worth it?

"I read your letter and just wanted to thank you..."

I see, she only received one letter.

*ever so she'll reply

It takes alot of people that is hard like dildonuts, to not have sympathy for her! I never have been locked up, and I don't want to! but sitting inside a jail cell, takes balls! So....therefore, She def. have a new fan in me for that! Fuck all of you ass lickers, that don't think so!

the "i before e except after c" didn't work for her i guess

#64 - The sad thing is, if she ever read this she'd probably be going "Lyk, omg, som1 hoo wuz in jayle likez mi? Totly ew. Noh convix alowdd!111"

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#33...Are you over the age of 12? If you are then you shouldn't think i's dotted with hearts is appropriate for anyone your age either, ESPECIALLY not someone who is four years away from being 30! Oh well, as everyone else has stated, the big fat block lettering, the hearts, and the grammar errors are all just proof that she has the mentality of a five-year-old.

Only one typo?! IF she wrote this letter at least she composed something more coherant than LiLo.
Funny how she found kindness and god all of a sudden. I guess her PR rep told her the spoiled self-absorbed bitch image wouldn't sell as well now that she's been in the slammer.

YOU WOULD THINK THAT A HIERESS OF A MULTI BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY WOULD KNOW HOW TO WRITE AND SPELL GOOD I GUESS ITS TRUE PARIS IS A DIMBAT HUSSY WITH A LOOSE PUSSY

#64 You say, "sitting inside a jail cell, takes balls!" I don't think so! Sitting inside a jail cell takes a court order. If you're sitting in a cell you probably committed a crime. WOW! That's something to be so proud of. We should give her a medal of honor or something. She has no sympathy from me.

She said thank you for the letter. Big deal, she got one letter.

Her fan letters are written by dummies her parents are paying for. And by dummies I mean robot accounts.

Wow. Where can I write Paris at? I want one....... Ha.

#68- Yes actually, I am above the age of 12 thanks. And last I checked this was a free country. If she wants to dot her i's with hearts, who the hell cares?? I don't see any laws that say you can't. Like I said, I sign my name with a heart. I don't see a problem with it. And that's my two cents.

..."as i sit here in my cell, sad and alone."
hahaha. too funny. it's as if she doesn't know how the "real world" works so she stole some overused line from an old movie. aww, paris. that was almost cute. almost.

Check out this funny game where you free Paris from jail!

http://freeparisgame.com

enjoy

45 days without a mirror or anybody taking her photograph and she still manages to spend it on narcissism. Solzhenitsyn's ghost needs to visit her up the ass.

i rite liek dis in RL for teh lulz

While I think it's great that she's writing back to fans, this letter is so pathetic that it depresses me. I've never encountered a 20-something year-old who uses this kind of handwriting. I'm not talking about the fact that she prints - I print, but not like this. I'm not sure if this has already been pointed out, but apart from misspelling "receiving", she also left the apostrophe out of "I'm".

Outside the fact that I think she is the biggest attention vacuum known to man, something caught my eye that just doesn't make sense....

"The wife of Los Angeles City Atty. Rocky Delgadillo pleaded no contest today to a misdemeanor charge of driving without a valid license in connection with a 1998 Santa Monica traffic citation.
Michelle Delgadillo's plea followed a report in The Times today revealing that she had a warrant for her arrest in the case.
According to court records, Michelle Delgadillo, 36, failed to appear in court a month after her Aug. 1, 1998, citation. She had been charged with driving on a suspended license, without insurance and in an unregistered vehicle. The judge issued a bench warrant at that time, which had been outstanding ever since.
Today, she was arraigned in Los Angeles Superior Court and pleaded no contest to driving without a valid license. She was ordered to serve a one-year summary probation and pay $431 in fines and penalties. The other charges were dropped."

"Michelle Delgadillo's driving history came under scrutiny after her husband's comments in the Paris Hilton case. Rocky Delgadillo had told the judge in that case that the hotel heiress should spend more time in jail for driving with a suspended license and violating her probation on alcohol-related reckless driving charges.
Later that same day, Rocky Delgadillo acknowledged in response to inquiries from reporters that his wife had been ticketed for failing to obey a right-turn-only sign while driving her personal car with a suspended license in 2005.
This week, Rocky Delgadillo admitted that his wife had also driven his city-owned vehicle with a suspended license. During one personal errand, Michelle Delgadillo damaged the city vehicle, which was repaired at city expense. On Monday, Rocky Delgadillo said he wrote a check reimbursing the city for the $1,222 repair job, saying it was "the right thing to do."
The city attorney also acknowledged that he had driven without auto insurance for about a year and his wife had driven without insurance for more than two years."

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-rocky21jun21,0,5391209.story?coll=la-home-local

WTF????

who cares that she spelt 'receiving' wrong

Holy rhinosaurus!! Good find there #81 !!
I am speechless.

It's a friggin' personal letter. NO ONE ever worries about perfect grammar, and spelling on a personal letter. She wasn't applying for an Liberal Arts Scholarship.

Deer Fanz, lolz,

SOz for teh shaky handwriting, I'm beeng anilly raiped right now by tis jiant man/woman creeture named Hosheeka Laqueefa. Its so painful almost like popping one of them giant sorez you gets on your hoohoo when u turn 13.

Tanks for all teh letterz, i never read any of dem, i uzilly just givez them to my maid tonya who pretendz to reed them and then sends an awtomaited reply. but now im reeding them cuz i have nutting to do here in jail and Hosheeka tinks I have like limitless enrgy for sex its zo crazy.

HI MOM HI DAD IM FAMOUST LOLZ
lots uh love, and truly urz forever morz lawlz,
Herpez Hiltin

YOUR COMMENTS ARE BELONG TO ME

apparently someone never learned the "i before e except after c" rule. maybe public school would have been better for the twat.

She spelled 'I'm' wrong too. I guess they don't teach you about apostrophes at the Academy of the Spoiled Rich Bitches.

Thanks #84.
I don't particularly like Paris Hilton either, but the way some people here are picking apart her letter to a FAN is just plain ridiculous.

You're not supposed to start a sentence with a preposition, either. Just sayin'...

#85. LOL.

For some reason, I just can't believe this is her real writing...
And if it is, maybe this 10-yr-old-style-handwriting is because she's writing back to some kid? (I also don't imagine adults sending her fan mail...)
I'm not impressed with her spelling but as #10 said, there are heaps of other people who can't spell for shit either.
And lastly... kitty_kat, #75, yeah there's no law against signing your name like a 12 year old, just like there's no law against wearing diapers above the age of 5, but you know, you get no credibility for doing so.

mia=if U want to
trazh me, don't
hide behind God
to do it, azzhole.
if me and Pariz R
the zame, then lookz
like I will have a
nice future, while
all of U dickz ztarve!

p.s. lookz like all the
dickbrainz on here had
zo much fun writing like
Pariz and me. fuck off,fuckerz!

You should all be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of her spelling and grammar. It's not as though she has 24 hours a day to spend poring over every little detail of every letter she writes. Oh, wait... yes she does. Sorry. Please disregard the above comment & continue with the lambasting. Mmmm. Lamb basting.

LMFAO, imagine if she decided to write a book on her experience in jail.

So... just wonering, but why is the R capitalized in woRld? I'm not being picky but I don't think I've ever seen someone start a word with lower case letters, throw in a capital letter, then end with lower case.

#43 so how do they protect themselves from forgery? My friends must be 'artsy' because they use cursive on the rare occasion when they write instead of type.....on the other hand, printing lends itself to crayons so much better than cursive.

Yeah, I'd say fake - anyone could have written that (well, anyone except Paris Hilton, and it's too adequite to have been Lohan. But anyone else) The handwriting of the text looks all shaky, while the signature is very confident. Plus it looks different from her "real" signature, especially the "H".

Wait, I'm analyzing a purported Paris Hilton note from prison?

*sets self on fire and leaps out of window*

If this is real, too bad she isn't in jail long enough to get an education...she writes like a 12 year old and acts like one too. Her parents must be very proud of raising a no-brain criminal with lots of issues!

Okay, I'm left-handed and have far better penmanship then this dribble. This writing style was produced by someone who hasn't picked up a pen since the third grade. Who are you people who think this should be considered decent writing for a grown woman? Why are you giving her excuses?

She's uneducated, immoral, and could care less about you. Go find someone who's at least somewhat worthy of your worship.

Geesh.

Krazihotkelli,

I would say "fuck you" but I think the following words will offend you much worse than any obscenity that insults normal people.

ENGLISH COMPOSITION

Child, do you not see the error of your judgement to post in this topic thread?

sweet grammar. stupid whore.

Techclerk:

Up your azz with
a :Blowtorch:!
nice, huh! I'll
bet U loved it!

Even after translation that still makes no sense.

My bad. I remember now.

Up your nose with a rubber hose. In your ear with a can of beer. Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me.

You can't be serious. This is the banter I have with the neighbor's girl. She's in the second grade. You were trying to be funny, right? If not, that's pretty sad, even for you.

well i dunno if she really does look at fans letters or haters letters or not and im not sure she replies but if she does then so what, whats wrong with that? i think its real nice if she does if not then who cares and she wouldnt have the time of day to read al of ur pathetic nasty insults any way regardless of being in prison. my opinion is that she seems nice enuf from what little i no bowt her and i dunno what everyones problem with her is well i do and its jealousy. she pretty and im sure she is not nearly as thick as every1 thinks she is its just part of her role.she is real she has feelings and i think shes more inteligent then alot of u, probly even me maybe! afta all im a crap speller but do i giv two sh*ts? no and i no id care even less if i was in her shoes which id like to be as she has nice shoes! well thats my rant for the day go figure.

Do you guys have to criticize paris on everything she does? i mean seriously, come on, give the girl a break!

jacob.....paris will always do wrong in their eyes. she could become a nun and help orphans....she still cant win.

its come down to mocking how she writes. people are ridiculous!

Oh you self righteous fucking retards this is the S-U-P-E-R-F-I-C-I-A-L. Do you speak english? Do you know the meaning of the word. This is a website where we trash the greediest, filthiest, egotistical and most selfish people on earth. None of them are even clost to behaving like saints, they are pure filth. They thrust themselves in the spotlight sp that some losers with no self respect can worship them well the mirror has two faces bitches and here we are on the site where we congregate to rip them apart. They signed up for this. If not for people like us they would _if you can imagine this_ have EVEN BIGGER EGOES than they already have. This is all in the name of fun so get the fuck over yourselves. Some of us on this site spend our days working with the homless, standing up for human rights and saving lives. In this shitty celebrity whore filled world manyus like to joke around and have the last laugh at these worthless morons so either join in or get the fuck of this site and go kiss celebrity ass at people.com. Just don't forget your herpes cream.

Fan mail? Seriously this is joke right? I have yet to meet anyone who admits to being a fan. For real.

Who wrote this-a 10-year-old girl?? 'm surprised she didn't dot her i's with little hearts! Oh..wait...

This was good entertainment for a Friday at work.

Dear Paris,

When first the 'c' you spy, put the 'e' before the 'i' - and brush up on basic punctuation, won't you?

Best regards,
Caprice

P.S. Is it true you're the first person in your family to do a stint in jail? And did you ever dream it would turn out to be so lucrative??

xoxo??!! wth.
does anyone now DARE to claim she could be intelligent just cos she received some high-class private education?

Seriously...Does this girl get fan-mail?? THAT is the funny thing in this, not her handwriting or spelling skills.
She must have gotten tons more "hate" mail...Now, that is interesting - I wish she could write a public response to those instead!
Does she even know how much people dislike her and why? It sure seems like she has missed that part completely and actually beleive that she is liked...

Analysis of her handwriting reveals the following:

Up strokes (eg l,h,t...) reveal spirituality: Paris has virtually none; so much for Finding God.

Down strokes (eg g,y,j) reveal sexuality and drive: very weak

Otherwise the text is controlled and cold - what we all knew: she's all about image and she's still pretending to 'act cute'.

'P' in Paris shows someone lazy and irresponsible only interested in their own pleasure. We knew that too.

'H' in Hilton shows someone out of touch with reality; she believes her own PR.

The heart - shows self-absorbtion and unawareness of other's needs (which is why it's typical of teenagers).

The only positive is her 'I' which reveals 'the ego'; hers is strong. La la la la. We learn nothing new.

Poor thing.... it looks like she's so sad. I don't care that she spelled words wrong, she's in fucking jail. I would fumble my words around too. Lets see how YOU would be in jail. Poor thing.

What Paris needs next after this is some time in a refugee or prisoner of war camp.

"Lets see how YOU would be in jail." Wouldn't I have to drive while intoxicated and then wreck my car and then violate the terms of my probation? Then I'd have to show up at court late and mock the judge and ask the Governor for a pardon because I'm better than everybody else? Say stupid things and insist that what's good enough for Nixon is good enough for me?

Naw, I'm pretty sure I can get in jail MUCH EASIER THAN THAT WAY.

Ah! Hey, everybody. Sara LupPino is a poser celeb herself! Check out her site. She's a wannabee. We should be so honored!

Dreamed I was an eskimo
Cold north winds began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
It was a hundred degrees below zero

Have you ever seen a baby seal, Sara? Or do you just like the pictures cos they so koot?

She mispelled I'm "Im"

Just proves to show that the most expensive schools don't produce the smartest kids!

I went to school in a third world country and I was taught how to spell RECEIVED by second grade. Also, my nine year old nephew can write better in cursive.

It's so nice of Ms. Hilton to write her fans. I hope she uses this time to improve herself so that when she comes out, she will be the best Ms. Hilton ever!

techclerk, what did you do last night?
DrPlowtus called and told me about you
and him and some other guys involved in
some pretty sexual things and well it
sounded pretty juicy, if you know what
I mean. you guys are so perverted.

Too bad she can't spell receiving right

I hope she uses this time to improve herself so that when she comes out, she will be ok!

אני מקווה שהיא תשתמש בזמן הזה כדי להוכיח את עצמה כדי שכשהיא תצא ,היא תיהיה בסדר

yafit00@nana.co.il

Now this bitch, I wouldn't even fuck her with a bag over her head. Everyone knows
she has Herpes and God only knows what else.
I don't need her germs. I pitty the next
guy that gets her. She'll never get married.
Who would want such a diseased whore?

HAHA all you ugmoes are jealous

delinquent.

Yea, so she writes like a little kid but then again, so what? At least she wrote back to her fans/supporters. How many other celebrities have done that? I don't like her but I think it's kinda admirable that she wrote back. Though the 'fan' was an ass for posting it to the world.

The correct rhyme is as follows:

"I" before "E", except after "C",
Or when sounding like "A", as in "neighbor" and "weigh".

Most of you posters remember your nursery-school grammar less than half as well as Paris. Congrats.

No one is jealous of a herpes infested bitch that can't even spell. Well, maybe one person that I can think of and that would be
snatch.

OMG!!She has spelling mistakes...

It's not her, it can't be. I'd say some poor cell mate was forced into doing it, maybe some "prison deal". If you look at her signed name the A & L are linked whereas there's no linking throughout the rest of the letter. The Y's and G's have different tails, this is some real whack, and people do change their tails, but from one stroke to two strokes. Fuck I read too much useless shit on handwriting... Just saying though, I don't think she wrote it.

a

Pares, pares, you have disappointed, tell me how can a gay man be born from the ass hole of a gay man, thats what you presend if you put your penis up the ass of another man. Furthermore, you then expend some beautiful woman to give you a blow after you ahve been up the ass, think about what you are promoting to children. I will also pray for you, George