Jun 27 2007Paris Hilton was in the fetal position

FRIST!!!

I'll definitely have to try that if I'm ever arrested again...

crazy how white she is without her daily spray tan..

What's wrong with her nose?

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-lynwood-free-05.jpg

you mean the "fecal" position

you guys are fast, I though I would be first for a change. I think that there is a huge misconception about paris hilton. From her show the simple life, she does seem compassionate and caring, she might be overly privaleged and that makes her an easy target for attack and scruteny, but I think she gets a lot of unneccessary crap.

Duh. I mean, she's totally claustrophobic. It's evident by the fact that she never goes to those hip, super crowded Hollywood night clubs.

How did she survive after she was put right back in? She should be dead!!!!

Looking ok there Paris, keep it up

Did anybody else see the footage of her playing with the family dog after her release? She looked like a retarded patient at a mental home. I'm seriously starting to think she has the mental capacity of a 2 year old, although that might be giving her too much credit.

Baca is an idiot that has been taking bribes since he started... soo not being relected next time around!!

Man, I wish that Shanna chick had finished her off. This girl needs an ass kicking like no other. Didn't Oscar teach her how to box?

Death from claustrophobia and anxiety? I should have died like...8 years ago. Why don't more people die in college dorms?

And why the hell are her hands bluish gray?
Oh right...the death setting in.

You know, I'm not a big blog/comment poster, but I have to say that -- for once -- Paris doesn't look like a pirate hooker. She's actually a very pretty girl without all that crap on her face.

PS Paris without makeup is beautiful

And you're all a bunch of unique snowflakes too. Eessh. Your don't think her coming out without her classic blue contacts might be EVEN MORE image manipulation? I for one forgive her for being a reckless, life endangering, pampered, piece of socialite trash who's only contribution to this world has been shit and CO2.

She looks like typical white trash without makeup. That's why all you hicks like her this way.

She'll always be an image manipulator. Now, just a better looking one.

I am so proud of Paris. She did her time like a man. She has learned from her mistakes and now wants to be a better person. She wants to help sick people and to read to the retarded. It must have been just horrible for her to be locked up in such a small cell for the last 23 days. I think we should declare this a "No Rip On Paris Day". We should just share all of our positive memory of her today. Maybe the Superficial will make this the last post of the day so we can have hundreds of positive stories about Paris

seriously...whats wrong with her hands?

I hate to admit it either, but that's the best I've seen her look.
Maybe she found the 'girl-girl' thing in prison rewarding ?
Or I suppose getting out of jail ranks right up there as a positive experience.

If laying there in a fetal position is a medical condition, then all the women I've been with have this condition. It always seems to happen after sex though. I always thought I just ruptured a spleen or something. I guess that will teach them for telling me "Get in my belly"...........

#13. Kayla- Well I have claustrophobia so when I went to college I got my own apartment. See? Problem solved. Sheriff Baca would have been so proud.
Sheriff Lee Baca for president!

dang, all you freaks are like really slow at this game aren't ya.
She would't die from the "claustrophobia and anxiety" - these symptoms would lead to her suicide.
She was suicidal while in jail. freakin MSN was reporting that...
That a way to stay on top of the story fish.

first, there is NO way she lost weight. looks more like she may have gained a bit.
second, no makeup??? are you guys kidding me? she has false eyelashes, foundation, eyeliner and eyeshadow.
jeesh, Paris doesn't have to teach an Annex class on branding....the public is just full of fucking idiots.
we have noone to blame but ther general public for the parade of fucking vacuous 'celebreties' currently infesting the media.
k. rant over

I seriously hate that girl.
I can't stand she is in every news I watch.

Wait, are some of you like, being supportive because she doesn't look like shit? I know the site's about being superficial, but that's pretty pathetic.

Paris is full of crap! She has not changed and there is a video clip from just yesterday to prove it! She is back to her old self! She got drunk and was acting totally stupid just yesterday! She does not have a Psychiatric problem she was having alcohol withdrawls in jail! Check out the video for yourself!

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/448

If P was in jail for 25 days, her natural, darker hair should've grown about a quarter of an inch. Where are her roots? How hard could girlfriend have had it when she was able to get her roots touched up before leaving jail?

I died of hoboiphobia one time.

HAVE YOU SEEN BERN'S BOOBS, TODAY?

http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/

I still feel like this is Brini Maxwell and the Hiltons adopted him/her/it.

Um... Jimbo???

I like the OJ comments on the situation. ;-)

http://indignantonline.com/humor/oj-simpson-paris-hilton-lindsay-lohan.htm

Wait a minute FRIST, arrested? When was this and where was I with the Crisco?!

Hey FRIST!!! Did you like that. I was wondering if anyone would get it.:)

It was back in like 1990 or so. Yep, I been in jail. But I got my very own cell. No roomies. Thank god, cause this one woman I was handcuffed to wanted to kill me. She was very drunk.

Um... she looks like Carson Kressley.

Oh, Jimbo, I got your sarcasm, it was either that or a troll

Sweet! was it for kicking Corey Haim's ass? Thats my dream...

I get so tired of this crap from her. She has no idea what it's like to truly suffer. I find her comments very personally offensive as someone who actually does have panic attacks and anxiety problems. She is such a spoiled little brat.

And someone needs to tell her that actions speak louder than words. If she is so nice and has such a big heart, why has she never done anything nice?

BTW FRIST, i dont think Ive ever seen Bauhaus and John Mayer in such close proximity before in all my life....(re: your myspace page.)

Hey Fishstick! How are you doing? Any new DIY videos?

Jimbo - not yet, ran out of tape. :(
still figuring out the suspended-from-the- ceiling + velcro + whisky scenario in my head. will keep you posted though ;)

WOW......................

WHAT A 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL... IF I saw her OUT...........
AND she WASN'T FAMOUS........................
I WOULD NOT BUY HER A DRINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPOILED ROTTEN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's wrong with her hands? o.O

No it all me. I think I have talked my troll out of trolling me. I have a really funny e-mail I need to forward to you

I am there if you need a camera man

lol - awesome link Jimbo. New booby post!!!!

"She was at a place where we couldn't fix whatever that medical problem was with the resources we have. We knew this problem was not going to get better."
Is this all you have to do to get out of jail in LA?
Baca should be forced to sleep with Paris...that would teach him.

Oh does this mean all inmates who get panic attacks and clautrophobia (esp fake ones) will get let of jail free? Will it feck, I still think shes sick unless she stops all the self promo shit and goes and rescues Orang Utans in Borneo I will never believe this skank ho.

Am I the only one who noticed her gross grey hands??? pictures 2 & 3 show it most disgusting but they are not normal in color in any of them. wtf is up with that?

Paris needs to have dinner with OJ and discuss her upcoming book..."Herpe Whore Goes to Prison"

Gawd! Does anyone really find this horse-faced biatch attractive???

Fish, send me some pics and I will post them. And you can Velcro me to the ceiling for you next film. Actually, you can Velcro me just about anywhere!!!

WOW! Everytime I would see Paris Hilton I would think she looked like a Tranny with all that make up she puts on her face. I always thought she might actually look pretty without the make-up and blue contacts. These pictures of her without the make-up and contacts prove she actually looks better as a tranny.
She is so insanely ugly.

She is wearing make up. Even false eyelashes. She doesn't fool me. Beautiful? My arse!

I think she looks beautiful after spending 23 days`in jail and i think she is a very strong woman =) GOOD FOR YOU PARIS!

She's such a joke. Her reactions in these shots look like she just beat a murder rap. We should go a bit easier on Paris, however, because as she ages she will be a source of constant amusement. Imagine a 35 year old Paris, already on her 5th face lift and looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein's pet, being charged with sexually harassing some poor valet. Or a 48 year old Paris dating one of her bisexual sons' boyfriends. Or a 70 year old Paris Hilton - an orange skeleton with a Depends endorsement deal.

Sheriff Lee Baca has the honesty and ethics Boss Hog. What a steaming pile of deceitful, dishonest, lying, manipulative and cowardly crap he is. Paris Hilton did not like being in jail so he took it upon himself to let her out. Oh, and Grandpa Hilton contributed money to his election campaign also. Well at least Baca dances like a good little bought and paid for puppet should. How does he keep his job after a dirty little stunt like that? Seriously?

"What's worth more: a person spending time in a county jail for driving on a suspended license or a person losing her life?"

um what person? she's considered human now?

NEWS FLASH:
"I don't like it here" has YET to kill anyone...

Baca you are a piece of shit!!

She hates it in jail... She must be in mortal danger... Quick. She might perish from anxiety and claustrophobia if we leave her in this cell...

What a fucking joke... Nice work as usual California Law Enforcement.

lution to Hilton's medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I'm not going to let any inmate die in this jail.

What a fuckin' moron, it was claustrophobia numbnuts.

I'm not even sure it was that. I think it was just she wasnt used to not having someone there to wipe her ass.

Btw, Paris look surprisingly okay without makeup.

Some of you softies need some Hatorade, immediately! You're about to die of dehydration! Quick, quick!!

Fools.

Homegirl has the mental capacity of an 8 yr old. Sure she thinks she's a good person. So did "Lennie" from "Of Mice And Men" petting and stradeling cute animals to death, sometimes people too, haha! And remember how he would seemingly pay attention to things, like what people said, but had difficulty remembering anything said? Haha.

Paris reminds me of Lenny.
She's too retatrded to change and a danger to society although seemingly she's a kind soul. You never know when she'll eventually kill someone one something (driving under the influence counts as attemted murder, my dears), spreading Herpes (if it was AIDS, she'd spread that too), remember how that dude was accusing her for giving him the STD?
Yep, that's Paris for ya.

"Everyone who goes in to serve county jail time is early released"

When you're offered bribes, sure they are. This Less Baca guy is about the stupidest mother fucker on the planet.

"Paris was also found in the doggy and missionary. The doctors later found that she would basically cycle every position in the KamaSutra sex guide. Doctors where then mystified when she began bobbing her head back and forth with a closed fist as if sucking on a mysterious cylinder object"

What Paris & Sheriff Baca said vs.what they really meant:

"I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics. The doctors were observing me while I was there. They explained to Sheriff [Lee] Baca that they thought I was having severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia."

It was like I was being forced to spend time in in my maid's apartment.

"They're wrong and they don't know me. I'm a good person. I'm a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I'm sincere, and they'll see."

From now on, anytime I buy my chihuahua a new collar, none of the diamonds on it will be bigger than one and a half carats.

"Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton's medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I'm not going to let any inmate die in this jail. What's worth more: a person spending time in a county jail for driving on a suspended license or a person losing her life? She was at a place where we couldn't fix whatever that medical problem was with the resources we have. We knew this problem was not going to get better. We were placed in a very unusual and awkward position with Ms. Hilton. ... Everyone who goes in to serve county jail time is early released. If Ms. Hilton got preferential treatment, it's that she spent more time in the county jail than the average inmate."

She exhausted our supply of Valtrex.

Something tells me she can name the make, model number and mileage of any vehicle from the backseat alone.

"Awwww!!! Paris looks so beauuuutiful without make up! Awww...she looks so sweet so that means she must have changed into a sweet person!
We love her now."

I can't believe these fools. You idiots! You'll believe any little act she puts up.
She's a good actress (not good enough to fool the smarter people on this board of course , as we see straight through the bullshit, unlike you!). She fooled that stupid Sheriff into believing she was "dying"!! Can you believe that? Yes, "dying"! Hours of whining and cring in a fetal position and the man is sold. Little does he know its all part of her act and the tears are fake, just to get what she wants. To get out.
Men can be so dumb sometimes when they see tears. So easy to manipulate.
I've seen women get thousands of dollars using tears, or just whatever they wanted. It works and it amazes me that it works.
Sad.

I love how the justice system fries and poisons people to death all the time, but they have to take it easy on Paris and not let her die, by her own hand. If she's that bad off, they need to Baker Act the bitch and get back to the business of state-sanctioned murder that they otherwise have no problem with.

Wellsaid #69.

Wow...those tight jeans would certainly give me claustrophobia!

Tonight on Larry King I can bet she's gonna try to talk like she's Princess Diana, Im sure she's up to get more into charity. thats her last chance to keep attention on her. Ridiculous cuz so expected

I can't believe I'm saying this, but she is actually quite pretty without all the make-up and orange tanning spray. It's a shame you can't wash off stupidity as well.

The only truly just way for this to end is if she does change her life and becomes the next mother Theresa only to be killed by Blohan driving drunk.

That my friends would be poetic.

I was looking at all of the posts saying Paris is beautiful without makeup. Consequently, I puked on my computer keyboard..

I just wanted to thank all of you who are clearly blind and half retarted for inadvertently inducing my daily purge..

#75 - half "retarted", eh?

That's hot.

Oh, so those are the clinical terms for "tantrum being thrown by a spoiled, self-indulgent brat"

she looks weird w/o her blue contacts. and as someone else pointed out, she looks weird w/o her fake tan too. at first I couldn't figure out why she looked so different, then I realized it was those 2 things that made such a big difference. she certainly isn't a beautiful woman in my book.

#76- Maybe its me..But being that shes completely ignorant (lacks a high school education) is mean spirited, puts people down, and is constantly in the media for being ridiculous.. that spells U.G.L.Y, iside and out. Makeup or no, I think that her overall demeanor completely negate any possible prettiness that one might find in her physical appearance.. but again, thats just me.

And dont be offended about the mildly retarted bit, We're all mildly retarted on these boards, why else would we be wasting time on an idiot like Paris Hilton?

she's ugly with or without makeup.

NO ONE BUY PEOPLE MAGAZINE WITH HER ON THE COVER AND PLEASE DON'T WATCH THE LARRY KING INTERVIEW TODAY. IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT AND LAUGH, WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE, DON'T GIVE THEM THE RATINGS.

oh and look at her gloating, this bitch makes me sick on every possible level that a person can make another sick on. dumb bitch doesn't even know what's about ot go down, i'm not nostradamus but if my judgement and observations serve corrctly i will liken it to a public stoning, and shunning. she's about 5 minutes away from being defamed and having food thrown at her on the street.
BECAUSE, it's not only the majority of the population that's against her,now it's the media and corporations also. US weekly banned paris coverage, and the AP wants her dead.

The clinical term for paris' "disorder' is temper tantrum. Baca was totally p whipped by paris. This whole was a hysteria act aimed at making sure the press and paps woud get a shutter full of trauma for him to come under more critiscism than already with the anti immigration rallies. If Paris can't survive a fews days or boredom without faking a head trip, she's a prima donna, not a basket case.

why are her hands sickishly gray/blue??

oh yeah.. death from claustraphobia is setting in.

what an idiot.

Agree with 82---this is the adult equivalent to a child holding its breath to get what it wants.

She looks genuinely happy in those pictures. Or maybe I'm just a sucker for pale people.

Anywhos, she looks a lot cuter when she's actually smiling, and not that drunk squinty eye shit she does in every picture that's been taken of her.

@78 Am I the only one who notices her eye color isn't brown? But in fact a completely different color, say gray? and yes she is wearing makeup just not like the way she usually does.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER NIGHT IN PARIS!

Check out http://www.notsosimplelife.tv for news, photos and video on Paris!

#79 - I think #76 was alluding to the ironic humor in you misspelling the word "retarded" in a rant about "half-retarted" people. Sometimes, clever quips are simply wasted, although you got a half-a-ROFL from me, Becca.

"She was at a place where we couldn't fix whatever that medical problem was with the resources we have. We knew this problem was not going to get better."

I'm not a doctor or anything, but their knowledge seems conveniently swayed to Paris' side. Lucky for her, I suppose.

#28 Andrea-- yeah you're an idiot. (Sorry) That video was posted back in March. It's old. In fact I think it was from that parisexposed.com thingy. Just because you watched it today does not mean it's new.

People in jail get ass raped everyday but do they get let out because of a medical condition like syphillis or AIDS? That's why it's called PRISON. It's supposed to oppress society's miscreants. She didn't go to prison. She didn't even go to jail. She went to the fuckin Sunny Day vacation home.

shes lying...she had a herpes outbreak that spread to her anus..these caused lesions that needed medical attention right way. trust me, this is from a reliable source!

*reliable source - my very imaginative mind on weed

How can she be claustrophobic when she hangs out in jam-packed nightclubs?

To the people who think Paris is hot without her make up or with,
I'm glad you think so because it's good that there are people with low standards for what is physically attractive. These people who are as ugly as paris and don't have her money to attract men can get a date because of you.

Once again Paris looks very adorable in these pics. Strangely I've fallen in love with her. I'm very ashamed of this and I apologize to all rational people.

MS. PARIS HILTON IS WEARING MAKE-UP! Why cant you all see it? it`s her I-just-got-outta-prison-look.... shes wearing so much cover up i could almost scrape it off the screen with a spade....how easily can some be fooled, and btw...she doesnt look any better.

Gorgeous......Class with a capital "C" !

She gets claustrophobic because she's used to her huge ass homes.
Her bathroom is like ten times bigger than those cells.

She does look pretty without so much make-up on though. She should keep up this look.

Why the fuck are her hands all blue?

What the fuck is up with her hand ?
i mean i dont hate paris or anything but that thing looks like its decaying or something.

"She looks like typical white trash without makeup. That's why all you hicks like her this way."

you are a moron.

99 & 100 I agree...I see dead fingers...

This girl is a pussy.Unsuitable to reign with me The Darkness.

I'm not sure what's wrong with her hands...Might be Raynaud's phenomenon...Or maybe she just has circulatory problems.

How come we always want to crawl back in the womb?

what's up with her little elfin ears?
she sickens me

(105)Still having difficulties with finding the right body for your rebirth?Talking about 'seen The Light' and 'rebirth' of Paris.If she thinks having spent 23 days in detention is a big deal and very uncomfortable,try 3 days in the stomach of a whale.

She's wearing makeup in these pictures. People are so stupid. lol.

She should go to jail for wearing those jeans.

106- I know~ elf ears from hell in pic 4

and pic 7 just looks to me like she instantly shut the im~so~innocent~did~my~time~look OFF...and is contemplating having a smoke, a drink and going out on the town again whoring it up looking for anything that will screw her.

WTF is wrong with her hands???

Her monstrosity scares me, even with the "natural" makeup she's wearing.

Zeriouzly:
without make=up, zhe lookz like
one of thoze kidz who zhould have
been born a boy, and her body alzo
lookz like a guyz...
put the makeup back on...U R way too
ugly plain...yea, your not one of uz
people who can get away without uzing
makeup..

Her bluish hands might be a medication side effect
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/druginfo/medmaster/a601048.html

I still see colored eyes and make up....

If she had actually died in prison you retards would be off the chain with outrage.

I strongly urge everyone to not tune in to Larry King. It must begin.

Previous pics I saw of her sans makeup, she didn't look like a total freak like she does with layers of makeup on. But these pics, she looks like she needs another round of plastic surgery just to look normal again instead of homely/melted.

IGNORE THE WOMAN. SHE IS NOT WORTH MY EYEBALLS OR YOURS OR YOURS OR EVEN YOURS.
I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.I will not succumb to the P.Hilton distortion reality field.......

she's even uglier than usually... wow, didn't think that was possible

why is her hand blue?

It's RETARDED not retarted.

But back to Paris-she's full of shit. She'll start her little halfway house and within a year it will become the next celebrity in spot to party.

yep, she definitely looks close to death to me. She's practically bouncing in her seat with close-to-death-ness.

Dude, Sheriff, ask an average mother--temper tantrums are ususally NOT life-threatening.

I'm not a big fan of THIS girls, but I honestly think she looks amazing. The NATURAL look fits her like a glove. We're all used to see Paris with tons of make-up. She looks even younger and more sweet... And she was just walking out from jail. She did it again!!!

"She did it" in a SPOILED way. She looks good, but I think it is for GIRLS like her that everyone thinks young people are waste.
In my country we call her PERRIS...from PERRA -bitchy-...and I agree with sm who said "if she was in jail, what happened with her roots?" hahahaha Now I think everything is fake

it looks like she didnt have an eyelash curler & tried to curl them with her fingers or something

Larry King:
"Paris have you ever done drugs"
Paris Hilton:
"No."
Larry King:
"Have you ever been drunk?"
Paris Hilton:
"No."

Yep. True story.
Word.

#126: What are you talking about? Those are clearly false eyelashes, and I was just about to say--they're allowed in jail?

"As a sheriff in this county, I'm not going to let any inmate die in this jail."

Paris is dead. Look at her hands. That isn't Paris Hilton. Obviously her corpse has been reanimated by some fanatic county officer.

I bet the next news highlight is something like "Paris Hilton spotted attempting to eat Lindsay Lohan's brains!" Except it would just be an attempt because Lohan's only got a thin film of white powder left in her head anyway.

P.S. the zombie has a nicer smile than the real Paris

Why is everyone saying she has no make up on? She clearly has a FULL face on! She just doesn't have as much eye make up on. If you look at her arms and hands, they are tinged purple and blotchy. Guess what? Facial skin is the same as the rest of skin. If your arms are purple, from the cold or whatever, your face will be too.

She also has false eye lashes on, partials, just on the outer edge. Lip gloss too. And blush. Oh, she also has eye brow powder on.

I can clearly see all of it. So, she isn't wearing any make up except for: concealer, base, powder, false lashes, lip gloss, blush and eye brow definer. Yup. She is a natural beauty alright.

Yes, she is wearing makeup but it actually takes a lot of work to achieve that natural look. It fools men into thinking we're beautiful without makeup! All the elements of makeup are actually there, just mimicking the colors of a clean face.

She's not wearing mascara, that's why the eyelash extensions in the corners of her eyes look weird.

I'd say she's a natural blonde though, some sort of a dirty blonde, look how light all the baby hairs are.

her hands are blue because she gave a smurf a hand job during Arts & Crafts session in jail

I think she looks great! Stop hating, fat insecure b!tches (:

wow. perhaps she's really smarter than she looks.
yet, the sheriff shld've all done us a favour n let her die in there.

She's ugly.

Guys get blue balls. Paris gets blue hands.

She's a good person.
Yeah.
She and Mitt Romney should share pet care tips.

"They're wrong and they don't know me. I'm a good person. I'm a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I'm sincere, and they'll see."

Whoa, anyone else get a flashback to the end of the original Psycho movie, after reading that? You know:

"I can't allow them to think I would commit murder.....as if I could do anything but just sit and stare like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger and I want to just sit here and be quiet just in case they suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."

Oh, and why does her hand look so weird? =/

GAAAAAAAAAH. Whose alien hand is that next to her face?! Creepy.

its weird, she looks cute and almost normal in these minimal-makeup pictures. except that first one looks like her hand has been cut off from her circulatory system.

why are her hands blue?

She looks so cute un-made-up!

Why is her hand GRAY? She looks like a freakin corpse!

Sheriff Baca has a Phd from USC and has been with the LA County Sheriff's Department for 35 years. He knows what being in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day can do to a person. It causes DECOMPENSATION, which can lead to suicide.

Once the doctors said they couldn't help Paris, Baca had to send her home. If something HAD happened to Paris, everybody would have said "Why didn't he listen to the doctors?"

I am a voter in LA County, and I can tell you that he WILL be reelected. He is the best Sheriff this County has ever had.

He runs a good department, unlike William "Mayday" Bratton and the LAPD.

Um, why is her freaking hand BLUE?

She's so pretty!

She's so pretty!

She's so pretty!