Jun 25 2007Paris Hilton to be interviewed by Larry King

What's a million between friends?

They gonna show the phonepics of her peeing in jail? cuz that'd be awesome!...and about the only interesting thing that could come out of this interview.

I hope Larry makes her look like a fool

OK so I'm confused, how does Paris go from getting $1 million to do an interview on nbc to getting nothing for sitting in front of Larry King's wrinkled ass for free? She needs a new agent, fast! It will be funny to see her answering questions from random callers though. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

i don't care what she has to say. "oh, it was scary. it was hot - but in a bad way"

I really hope Paris Hilton breaks out in tears during the interview.

Blowback's a bitch.

Prison changes a person, Paris didn't want the cash, a carton of cigarettes and a jug of toilet wine was a reasonable enough offer.

Now that this jail thing is over can everyone PLEASE stop paying attention to her?

The best way to defeat this bitch is to ignore her.

FIRST!!!! 1!!1 HAHA EHHEA !

Man I have a slow internet connection.

I foresee the lowest ratings in LK's career on Wednesday. Unless they make a sex tape right there on the CNN set.
I can see the headlines now ... "Millions lose eyesight as Wonkeyed Heirhead screws dinosaur live on CNN."

Isn't that picture of fake Paris? or maybe not. Who cares?

"There are no rules" on a Larry King interview? Ha!

The guy sucks up to every one who comes on his show. He relies on callers to ask the hard questions but then doesn't make sure the people actually answer those. He's an apologist for everyone.

I hope he tears her apart. Superfish, you should do a call-in.

Nice sunglasses (sarcasm).

By "interview" I hope you mean "kill"....

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nice nose.

Larry does not pay for interviews??!! Like Larry pays for anything? He doesn't own CNN, does he? Was that a clever way for CNN to get around that they are the ones actually paying her? Like it even matters, Paris doesn't care about money, she has enough to last a lifetime. Paris wants attention & fame. And unfortunately, the world won't stop giving it to her. I just want to know; who the hell finds this vapid bitch interesting or attractive?!! I have yet to met anyone thus far...

Is Larry going to have her new fiance on the show as well? Maybe she can call in...as long as the interview takes place during the 1 hour a day she's not locked down.

What I want to knows is did LARRY do something wrong? Because it sounds like somebody's punishing HIM for something. I mean, what could they possibly talk about for an HOUR? It's not like she's Barack Obama or Oliver Stone.

I don't understand the quick slide CNN did from respected news organization to goofy I Report segments and exclusive Hilton interviews.

that's all you'd show up with? rope tape and lead pipe? ha! i'd just shoot the bitch before the interview starts. and then when the producers come into the room and ask why paris's head is hanging over her chest, i'd just simply shake my head and shrug my shoulders and say "dude, its Paris Hilton. What did you expect?"

Write to CNN & tell them you won't be watching...

http://edition.cnn.com/feedback/forms/form1.html?39

# 9 is right: Her biggest nightmare is to be ignored, so to do the most damage IGNORE her!!!
Who really gives a fuck if she cries or not or what she says on that bullshit interview... you already know what it's going to be: she's a new person it was the biggest challenge of her life, blah, blah, blah....

The only way it would be worth watching is if someone pretends they are going to ask about how it's changed her life and then when they get on the air they ask about how catching herpes fits in with being a good "role model"

Even then, there's always youtube!

...then i'd piss on her.
probably shit on her too

Could this photo of her be any worse? I never truely appreciated how ugly her nose was intil I saw it poking out under those sunglasses.
Horseface Hilton needs not be photographed anymore!

#25 she may like the piss and shit

Guys...this pic looks like that Paris Hilton impersonator. Is it?

I'd rather watch King have a 3 hour conversation with a discarded can of tuna fish.

Bern---that's the same thing, isn't it?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa bitches, you thought that she was down for the count! HA she prove to you bitches that she is a fighter, not just a good dick sucker!

#30 - heh, good one...

What I wanna see is a cage fight between Baba Wawa and Larry King for the right to the first interview. First, Larry and Baba would rip Paris right in two in an attempt to get her for themselves, then claw each other to death. I'd watch that shit for sure.

Anyone who watches a post-jail interview with Paris Hilton is a retard. Actually, anyone who still watches Larry King is a retard.

This is not Paris... this is the "loser-est loser" that wants to look like Paris. I hope they both die!

Her family had been crowing all week on another website that she was going to make millions from being jailed- they should have kept their yaps shut because they totally effed themselves by gloating........

I’m no Paris fan or supporter, and I have no interest in listening to hear stupid interviews. But c'mon # 18, can’t you find something more intelligent to say than "nice nose"? That’s something my 3 year old would say.

i know that is not paris because the pic does not make me want to throw up

much like sucking cock does

I hope she announces that she is going to be the new U.S. Ambassador at the United Nations.

UN Representative - "Paris how do you vote, yea or nay."

Paris - "For Sure!"

I hope she announces that she is going to be the new U.S. Ambassador at the United Nations.

UN Representative - "Paris how do you vote, yea or nay."

Paris - "For Sure!"

Jesus, troll! RichPort hasn't been around these parts for months, yet you're still tossing out your homoerotic fantasies about him?
Do us all a favor and go enlist yourself as a suicide bomber in Iraq. Make sure that you blow yourself up in the Al Qaida training camp though.

Please sign the petition to stop media coverage of the "celebrity" known as Paris Hilton. This is no joke - I am tired of hearing/reading about this worthless trollop! If you are too then "sign" the petition linked below.

http://nomoreparishilton.blogspot.com/

She kind of has the same dumb look Britney Spears has. Like she's about to eat someone and show us her vagina.

WHEN...WILL..SHE..GO..AWAY????
PLEASE!!!!

I'm so fed up with this ugly parasit being talked about in news channels that should be reporting about important matters in the States/ world.
Like bombs, floods, murders, fires, law, politics...shit that matters and we should know about. Stop force feeding the public news about this brainless, selfobsessed fool!
It's an embarassment what the media has become.
Write about her in gossip rags and shit for all I care, but I don't wanna see this bitch's face when I'm trying to watch the news!
Larry King should be ashamed of himself for interviewing her. There are many interesting people who could be interviewed instead.

Totally OT, but my first thought upon seeing that picture of Paris was "I don't remember an episode of Strangers With Candy where Jerri dresses up as Paris Hilton."

I am so proud of Ms. Hilton not taking a dime for an interview. How noble of her! I'm sure Larry King is going to be impressed with how much she matured while in jail. I look forward to the upcoming interview. (^_^)

will she say 'that's hot'? i think that i'd die laughing if i heard that!

That's not a picture of Paris... that's definitely a fake with bad teeth.

But anyway, I still hates the bitch.

WAKE UP AMEEEERICA!!! the whole world is laughing at you, dumb ass. how can she get so much ratings??

#9 is right, if we ignore her, she will eventually go away. Write in as much as you can to keep her off TV. Let people know that you are disappointed in them for paying attention to her. We can do this. We got the bitch put back in jail didn't we?

That's the straight up worst photo I've ever seen of her. Why does superficial pick apart kind of not great photos of celebrities (e.g. "she would look better if she came dressed as a retarded whale") and let ones like this go?

Please! Help! I can't take another Paris interview!!! Somebody quick, send me the Nigerian email scam to get my mind off Ms. Hilton. ...About a hundred copies should do it!!!

haha as much as you all hate her, you KNOW you will be watching (maybe even tivoing) the interview to see the amazingness of it. stop lying to yourselvessss... you secretly love her.

techclerk, thanks for the blowjob. boy, did I need that..it's so hard for me to get
any these days.

techclerk is like butter and has a tight little ass. I'll be back for that ass tonight.

Wow. She looks so much like Amy Sedaris as Jerry Blank in this pick. It's uncanny and quite scary.

Seriously, don't you think so- look:
http://www.nothingistrue.net/movabletype/images/p1035718reg.jpg

Pariz walked outta jail
at 6:00 a.m. Eastern time
while the cameraz were flazhing
she waved az though zhe were
Queen Elizabeth,,,walking down
the katwalk into her mommyz armz..
fuckerz mizzed it...

Lulu I fully agree (see comment 43); uncanny is really the only way to describe the resemblance.

Check out the Paris Hilton interview on Larry King Live here

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF9ASgeti2k[/url]