Jun 11 2007Paris Hilton says she used to act dumb

Whip-tee-doo!!!

Everyone is capable of change. I hope that she is being sincere and I kinda wish her the best.

paris hilton trying to act smart is like....i don't know, that's normally the punch line.

note to paris,YOU ARE IN A CAGE!that is all

She must be the bestest actress in the world because I used to believe this bitch was dumb. Give her an Oscar.

I thought dumb blondes got all the guys!

Oh please this stupid twatwaffle is dumb as dirt and thrives on it.

Why do I not believe her? Oh yea because she's a racist, arrogant, ignorant, wonky-eyed whore.

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Jail is a difficult place for Prisoner # 9818783.

A place where "Fire Crotch" is a local correctional wine made with fermented oranges in a sweat sock, and "Tinkerbell", well, "Tinkerbell" is whoever the 300lb bull dyke name Laverne wants "Tinkerbell" to be.

Celebrate everyone's favorite jail bird, the Nelson Mandela of LA County's Aristobrats, in fine style.

Maybe she will prove to be adult like someday.

i doubt she slept or ate before. the only difference now is that she can't go have a sleep over at some random dude's place.

is she not in a cage now? i don't understand how it's different in Paris Goes To Jail, Take 2.

I may be a scientologist, but Paris Hilton is depressed and needs psychiatric help!

*ring ring*

Yes Mr. Cruise? You mean we don't believe in psychiatric disorders? .....oh...

She didn't even finish high school. She has a GED.

High school dropouts are not dumb. Hey, Mexico sends us millions of uneducated people and Harry Reid and El Jorge tell us that's good for the country. If you don't like it you are just not American enough.

California's closed dozens of hospitals since all these "undocumented Americans" have been going to get their service there. The government refuses to build the fence already law but they have a plan to support tens of millions of Spanish speaking Paris Hiltons.

And it starts with you and ends with your pocket.

Viva Los Estados Unidos de Repulica de Mexico!

I agree she was laying it on pretty thick with the dumb act. If she's ever going to have a real personality, she has to start somewhere...so good for her.

At the moment we know her by her actions and bad press...Can you imagine a world where she actually contributes something?

Insane.

I bet she gets out, gets a "good guy" boyfriend, starts "going to church", and begins wearing skirts that "cover her knees". At least for 3 months.

Paris? Smart?

Actually, I always thought there was some kind of a magical remote control circulating around Hollywood that controlled her motor functions, passing from Paris-fucker to Paris-fucker for a price easily met by rich douchebags with nothing better to do but run an epic train on a famous slut.

I guess I didn't have this thing as pegged as I thought I did.

She ays of acting dumb, "That act is no longer cute."

Right. Because is was fucking adorable up to this very minute. But not anymore.

Also in this interview the new, smarter Paris says: "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail." It's not about how you were seen you egotistical airhead. You were sent to jail because the judge wanted to punish you for drunk driving, reckless driving, parole violations and driving with a suspended license. Nothing spiritual about it attention-whore! I love it that her "spirituality" is also all wrapped up in appearances and how she is perceived. I say give her another 5 years and the new Dali Lama may walk out.

#16-please see my post on previous thread for the full and complete life-change of Post-Jail-Paris. I left out the longer, knee-covering skirts, though.

Want me to use some more hyphens?

i dont know why but some little voice says "believe her" but an even louder one says "bullshit!"

i dont know why but some little voice says "believe her" but an even louder one says "bullshit!"

waaaaah! poor like rich cunt. She probably had a breakdown because she was stuck inside with her own thoughts & found out how vapid she really is.

Well ... as much as I hate this bitch ... *IF* she is being sincere when she says her "act is no longer cute" then more power to her for realizing that. But I agree with the poster who said even though I want to believer her, a louder voice says "bullshit". Hopefully Paris will at least start trying to act like a rational human being after she gets out of jail. Doubtful, but still ...

it will take her all of 2 days out and a good weekend to be right back to normal. The book wont sale. It will be a joke. Serious, who would want to read it? No movie deal. No nothing. She is doped up and being told all the "good" that will come out of this in the way of big $$$'s. Thats it..

She also used to act like a whore. And she acted like a porn star in those movies I saw her in. And she acted like drunk driver when she was busted. Oh, yeah, and then there was that time she acted like an idiot and drove on a suspended license. Hey, remember the time she acted like she was in jail?

Her whole empty, pathetic life is one big act.

I am going to act like I care now.

i don't know about this god thing she's on about, but i'm glad she seems to be growing up because of this. going to jail and finally not getting everything your way is humbling, i suppose. i guess we'll see if it's for real after she gets out though.

Gee, lets see, she never graduated high school. Has NO job, has no life experience beyond partying.

She has absolutly nothing of substance about her, nothing to talk about, no experiences, etc... she could have the highest I.Q. on the planet and it wouldn't matter because she is an empty shell. There is nothing for her to talk about because other than converting Oxegen to Carbon Dioxide she hasn't done one thing in her entire life.

Then, she'll be told that, in order to not act dumb, she'll actually have to read a book or two, and she'll be all, "WTF! That is not adiquate!" Oh wait, wrong skank.

I think I would have dropped the stupid act when i contracted herpes

"Used to act dumb"!?
That is the understatment of 2007!

"That act is no longer cute." - When was this ever cute? Vagina+stupid doesn't equal "cute."

"God has given me this new chance." - Huh? She acts like she narrowly escaped death. It's county lock-up, you dummy, not Falluja.

"I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage." - Paris's powers of perception are undiminished, at least. She correctly identified that she is in something that is very much like a cage.

Mad props to Barbara Walters, BTW. This isn't a career low for her (THAT was when she did the sympathetic interview with the child rapist/murderer in prison), but it's a pretty close second. No wonder she is so respected in the news industry.

"Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home."

To be fair i would cry if my great escape from prision had just been flawed.

She is rumored to have such a bad herpes break out due to her stress and that is why they let her go home....

Why are there no celebrities that realize they are dumb? Why does everyone seem to think they are smart, for some bizarre reason? I guess one would have to be intelligent enough to realize one is an idiot, thus rendering the feat impossible ... my head hurts.

Damn, poor girl, I know I'd die if I had to go 45 days without sucking some cock. Maybe the guards can help her with this problem.
On the other hand I'd just LOVE all them bitches wearing strap-on cocks and fucking the shit out of my sissy boy-pussy.

Well she must have known what she was doing, to earn so much money so far.

ROFLMAO....What a dumb herpes infected cunt

there is no property so evenly distributed amongst humans as common sense because no one thinks they have too little. if only thinking it were so, made it so...

People that support this ugly skank just prove how dumb some people really are. This just proves kids will buy anything.
You would think with her $$$ she would fix that long hooked nose and that wonky lazy eye.

"used to?" "act?" EERT....try again, stupid.

@36 Hey TT That is a little more than I need to know this morning. Nothing against you and your SBP but I could go all day with out that visual in my head

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES THAT WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

Who ever writes the main page articles, man you keep me in stitches!

#35 Bern You wrote....

"Why are there no celebrities that realize they are dumb? Why does everyone seem to think they are smart, for some bizarre reason? I guess one would have to be intelligent enough to realize one is an idiot, thus rendering the feat impossible ... my head hurts. """"

You are SO right, isn't it interesting that every single celeb tries to claim that they got all A's or were an Honor student...or my favorite...That they decided to leave college just 3 units shy of graduation because they really wanted to try acting.

Nobody LEAVES college just 3 units shy of graduation after you've spent years and thousands of dollars...but there are ahell of a lot of people that flunk out, or drop out because they can't handle it. Susan Sarandon or Brad Pitt can try to act as intelligent as they want. FAct remains neither of them could cut it to graduate college. What a bunch of dipshits.

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED "VACA" MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED "VACA" MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED "VACA" MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED "VACA" MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED "VACA" MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED "VACA" MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN'T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED "VACA" MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)

Rosie O'Donnell said she used to act fat.

Thanks

Isis...you owe us an apology for that.....8-peat??!! What the fuck? Switch to decaf...click once and it'll post.

Paris Hilton has to go to jail?

She has been in the pokey for a week (less than, if you count the days at home)...there is NO WAY a tiger can change her stripes that quickly. She started this whole faux-redemption bullshit before she even went into jail, carrying that freakin' Bible around. What a load of garbage.

I was watching The View and she also said that she wants to use her celebrity power for good and wants to set a good example for all of her young fans which is so presumptuous since celebrity power and fans are two things she DOESN'T have (even my 16 year old cousin and her friends hate Paris). Even in jail, she lives in a fantasy world.

Paris, please learn to count. This is God giving you your thirty second thousandth chance.

She felt as if she was in a cage?? Well D'uh you were in jail bitch you were meant to feel like that. If I was in jail I'd be severely depressed too but I doubt they'd let me out, let me chat on a phone all day and put me in a medical facility. I still and always will hate this faker.

Nobody gives a shit what you think, krazihotkelli. But we all know it is coming, so...

What do you think, moron?

#(
"Paris Hilton is back in the solitary refinement of Los Angeles County's greenest mile"

"Solitary refinement"? Is that like being alone but having really good manners?

"...and felt as if I was in a cage..."
Yeah... On the road to smartsville...
It IS a fucking cage you dumb whore...

And who said she was allowed to invoke her Godliness in any way? I could eat live kittens and shit on the Pope mobile and I would still be more Godly that this vapid whore...

SHYT can't believe the number of crazies and brownnosers who wanna believe this rich nutcase.

Paris acting smart?

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i wish her the best, hope she'll change her ways from now on.

btw i really enjoy reading your posts, the sarcasm is freaking hilarious! the part about the 'molecule' and the stuff about her original draft including hogwarts. :D :D

Funny... she didn't cry like hat when I tied her up, handcuffed her, and gave her a full cavity search... so I guess in a club restroom stall, ok, but in jail, not ok. I get it now...

Oh, bullshit.

She gets one freakin' hour a day for showers, TV, phone calls, and she calls Barbara Walters? All she cares about is the proper PR cover-up for her fuck-ups. You think she might use that time to call, oh, I don't know...family and friends? But nope, she calls for a publicity boost. Even from jail she's nothing but an attention whore.

You are in a cage you dumb C! Man, its too bad that that cage isn't permanent. I think it would be great if she came out and turned into some crazy hermit from the experience. Never have to see her again. What a great dream!!

@35 Bern - GREAT BIG BOOB SHOT ON YOUR BLOG TODAY!

Who is that bitch?

I knew some stupid "I've learned a lesson from this and I will chance now" crap was coming, but I was hoping she would decide to stay out of the spotlight just like her sister Nicky does. But what does she do? Calls Barbara Walters and wants to get on TV!!! That stupid self centered ho-bag will never learn!!
Obviously she hasn't learned the most important lesson:
Step out of the spotlight and learn to live low key and the paparazzi will leave you alone.
This bitch is one of the biggest narcissists ever!
And probably a masochist as well since she loves the abuse and ridicule...and just can't get enough.
No selfrespecting person would still want to be out there, after knowing how much the world hates her guts and wants her head on a plate. Hell that would be awesome actually:))
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen Paris!
But she's too dumb to even figure out what ridicule means.
Even if she's right in the middle of it, she still thinks people laughing at her are her "fans"

You know how little children have imaginary friends?
Well, Paris has imaginary fans, because I don't see more than a handful of fools who support her and a world full of annoyed people who are absolutely sick and tired of her and would love to see her gone.

FU whore.

#69 - I am coming to your house to marry you. Holy crap, you are hot and angry!!!

hey paris, firstly, the dumb thing was never cute.

glad i got that off my chest.

i think paris will be bigger than life when she's out of the big house; i can only hope she uses that press for good and really does change her "act" from dumb to something worthwhile.

but in good humor, everyone should check out Paris Hellton's trading card @ http://www.hollywoodzombies.com (the same people who brought you Garbage Pail Kids). i work with them, so i'm just spreading the good word. paris with a face full of maggots-- that's hot, right?

Paris has said:

"People think I'm stupid, but I'm smarter than most people."

and also:

"I'm like Jessica Simpson. We're smart blondes."

She does believe she's not an idiot.

59=techclerk:
Pleaze don't playhate
me..sherry..did enough
of that..the bitch sent
me an email of the same
shit she wrote on "martha
hatez egyptianz: yea, she
hatez me that much..maybe
she was martha, but then
again maybe she was techclerk..?
either way..I have haterz(mia)
so whatever!
back to Pariz..I agree with
whoever said."give her a couple
days and a weekend out of jail
and she'll be back to normal"..that
how it workz for people on drugs,
some anyway.

Perhaps, she will do a remake of the '80s TV show "Prisoner of Cell Block H" about a women's prison. The name of the show is still appropriate for her.

The strange thing about this old show was that it had a disclaimer at the end of each episode about how it was not factual, didn't use real stories, names, etc. When they do that, you know 'the Suits' are trying to pull something over on the people that they used as character models for the story. This happens all the time.

Cheap Bastards!

'The Suits' can still use the same old scripts, and just change all the names of the characters to: Paris, Nichole, Lindsey, Brittney, Logan, Barbara, Little Kim, etc. and the names of the men would all be Paris' past serial bed partners.

Paris would play the part of the prisoner who dates the doctor played by her real-life Psychobabble psychiatrist. The warden could be played by OJ.

She would then be considered a dramatic actress and not a hair-brain idiot.

You Go Girl!

Paris, Sos Una Trola Linda.Aguante ¡River Plate!

#20 mrs.t---
"She will attempt to adopt a child in need-but not one of those yucky brown ones."

tsk, tsk, but so true! She might not want one of those yucky white ones either, once she finds out you have to change their diapers. OH! wait-that's what nannies are for!

Eh, actually, finding god & religion would just proves she's dumb, and going from just being dumb to being a dumb sheep.

If she's got her head together enough to call Barbara Walters, she can't be too fragile.

Gee, at 26, she thinks it might finally be time to grow up? Well, we'll see if it actually happens.

As far as her being smart... well, smart is as smart does.

...

This life crisis may have given her a change of heart, But talk is cheap. She has always paraded around with no clue, no cares and no cause. I will believe it when I see it.

Agreed, 45

It is much easier for these schmoes to act smart than it is for them to actually be smart. Show me the college degree and then your claim to intelligence *might* have some credibility.

HEY Superficial's getting funny again (!!!!!!!!)

act dumb???? that must be a mistake!! she is actually dumb!!!

Please. She has no idea what it's really like to be severely depressed. What's to be depressed about you unappreciative bitch?

Anyway it's hilarious she actually thinks we believe her stupidity is an act. It's ok Paris, we all know you're a brainless twat. No need to try to convince us otherwise.

And when is "acting" dumb ever cute? It's not. Never was. Never will be.

Oh and G-d hates her. So she shouldn't pretend to be spiritual either.

Don't TELL us Paris..

"SHOW US!"

America will be Watching...(closely).

Don't FUCK IT UP.

#84,

No offense, but why can't you just type 'God'? I'm pretty sure he'd know you were talking about him. If he existed.

I think we all know that Paris can't act...so there goes that little theory.

Pretty sweet how the statement she released yesterday asked the media to concentrate on other more important things and then less than 24 hours later she's talking to Barbara Walters. That's about what I expected from her. And from Barbara Walters, who is apparently attempting to plumb new depths.

#69. Her sister did NOT "decide to stay out of the spotlight" - she is sitting on the floor with a box of crayons trying to decide how to decorate that hotel chain she started (well, she got the money, only there's no chain)- as soon as she colors in the curtains, she'll be looking for attention, too.

So Paris felt like she "was in a cage"? No shit you fucking clown. You were in a fucking cage! Its called jail!

[url=http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/11/paris-poster-girl-for-mentally-challenged/]Paris -- Poster Girl for Mentally Challenged?![/url]

My suspicion is that Paris' problem is not her intelligence, so much as it is her emotional maturity and stability. Judging from her family, I'd bet that genetically speaking, her and her sister are likely to be quite intelligent. However, judging by both her behavior and the way her parents seem to respond (or, not respond) to her behavior leads me to believe that she likely emotionally crippled by what was probably abusively unstructured and unloving upbringing. Of course, I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm willing to bet that Paris will have a tougher time changing her behavior because she's emotionally retarded, not mentally retarded. The upside is, it's easier to fix the former than the latter -- as Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid." I wish her the best, and hope she can do it.

86 - They (#84) may be out of the country. I have friends in China who have to censor any "spiritual" language in a similar manner whenever they write to me.

Oh please she's trying to twist this shit. Making her look like the victem.

I can hear it now..."That's kinetically excited".

WHAT A GREAT WAY TO SHOW JUST HOW SMART SHE IS, YELLING "MOMMY!" IN COURT AND BEING THROWN IN JAIL.

Pariz:
U better ztay away from a
Barbara Walterz interview.
Zhe will have U zo on the
zpot, U won't even be able
to anzwer her queztionz...
you'll be zittin there cryin
your head off acting dumb...

think about it,dumbazz.

THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THE COPY FOR THESE PICS ARE SNOT NOSED SPOILED BRATS WHO WISH THEY WERE AS RICH AS PARIS HILTON. CRUELTY IS THE UGLIEST THING AND WHILE I AM NOT A FAN OF ALL THESE CELEBRITIES, I CAN SEE SHE IS GENUINELY HORRIFIED ABOUT JAIL.

I HAVE SEEN IT BREAK DOWN THE TOUGHEST OF MEN.

YOU WOULD THINK THE PEOPLE HERE WHO WANT TO WRITE FOR THE MEDIA WOULD SHOW SOME INTELLIGENCE AND INSIGHT. BUT NO, THEY WRITE LIKE THEY ARE WRITING GRAFFITI ON THE CRAPPER WALLS OF SOME JOHN.

PARIS HILTON WAS NEVER A JERKOFF LIKE THE GUYS WHO WRITE COPY ON THIS SITE. REMEMBER THAT!!

That will be cool indeed. Paris is already hated (poor thing!), imagine if she starts to speak her mind about Middle East related issues? Do you think she thinks it's actually possible to integrate Islam and its values in the democratic world? I can already see Paris hanging out with Hirsi Ali. Now, *that* will be hot. ;)

people. did you forget that paris is also rich? she didn't get home schooled in her divorced mother's trailer. she went to private school. you know, the kind where they teach french to 3 year olds and have mock debates about politics when your 9. read up. the girl is educated. it is likely she actually does have a brain.

if she's acting dumb, she'll sweep the oscars for best actress for AT LEAST the next 100 years.

#100, going by your reasoning, ALL rich people are intelligent. o_O

Thanks Angry Ferret Jones.
Great minds think alike and birds of a feather flock together...lets flock together and shit on Paris' big empty head before we fly into the skies of bliss together. Hehe.

Btw..Weird, that my post number was 69. I just noticed that.
Creeeepy!

@ 14 it's spelled Republica...

Barbara Walters got played, and anyone believing that Paris has actually found religion needs to have their head examined. What's happening here is the personification of the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

Earlier today on TV Jerry Oppenheimer, who is the author of HOUSE OF HILTON, noted that a source he trusted completely had confirmed to him that when darling sister Nikky visited Paris yesterday at the jail she actually brought in with her a prepared SCRIPT that had been drafted up specifically for Paris to read from, when making a pre-planned call to Walters meant to clearly court the VIEW's audience and subsequent news attention.

In short, Paris is just putting on another act since even the egotistical Hiltons can't turn on a TV, radio or pick up a newspaper and NOT see how much anger and hate is being directed their way. As a result every trick in the book at spin doctoring and doing ANYTHING to make Paris or the family look good is going to be pulled out now. This is only the beginning of the garbage and tricks we're going to have to endure by the Hiltons yet again...

"people. did you forget that paris is also rich? she didn't get home schooled in her divorced mother's trailer...the girl is educated. it is likely she actually does have a brain."

If you're seroius, then God helps you.

Being rich and going to a private school doesn't make you any smarter than people go attend public schools.

IQ is largely determined by genes, and smartness can somewhat be nurtured by effort.

If she was educated well enough, she wouldn't drink and drive and end up in this mess in the first place.

The only thing she is famous for is sucking and swallowing. She has totally failed the education system, unless it was a sex academy.

Man, error ridden post.
I should've proofread.

Corrections:

...private school don't make you...
...than people who attend public...
...only things she is famous for are...

#92
xx i'm thinking that maybe you ARE a psychiatrist

#107 -- Nope, just known a lot of f''ked up rich kids. :)

when Pariz getz out of jail
I'm not watch fake zhit on
Barbara Walterz..now, if Rozie
waz gonna interview her, I'd
watch, coz Rozie for sure would
embarrazz her.

#100= so your saying juzt becoz
she haz money..being homeschooled..
thiz makez her smart? shez stupid..
and no amount of money will make her
smarter..

>> Did you forget that paris is also rich? she didn't get home schooled in her divorced mother's trailer. The girl is educated. It is likely she actually does have a brain."

Rich? Yes. And as a result went to a private school in New York City.

Educated? Hardly. She DROPPED OUT after her junior year of HIGH SCHOOL, and her grades up to THAT point weren't exactly stellar to begin with.

Keep in mind this is such a "worldly intellectual", such a brilliant bulb, that she actually thought Walmart sold...yes, wait for it...WALLS.

#98 - Eat a tray of shit. This dumb fucking disease infested twat deserves every bit of misery she put herself in for thumbing her nose at the law. I've been in jail too and not just here, but in Mexico as well and it's supposed to be horrifying! If PH had one shread of common sense, she would have stopped with the Diva shit long ago and prevented this from happening to her. But no, she like all the other young club-dwelling celebrity fuckos decided in her head that no matter what happens, Mommy and Daddy's $$$ and lawyers will fix everything in a Barbara Eden blink of an eye. So fuck you and any other celebrity sympathizer out there and if you don't appreciate the comments of others on this bitch, then take your sorry ass to some other blog! The harder and crueler the commentary, the better!

slim fast up my nose...that's funny