Jun 7 2007Paris Hilton released for psychological problems

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So apparently Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and she was released from prison because she was in danger of having a nervous breakdown. TMZ reports:

Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head.

So the big medical reason that got Paris Hilton released was that she wasn't happy in prison. Which, I always thought, was sort of the whole point. Was she expecting to ride on unicorns and dance under waterfalls? It's fucking prison. I'm pretty sure the inmates who get daily anal rapings are pretty upset too, but nobody's letting them go home. The moral of the story is: if you're ever put in prison just put on a frowny face and they'll let you go. Oh, and make sure you're Paris Hilton. That last part's pretty important.



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What? Jail is uplifting. One only need watch Shawshank Redemption to know that.

tried?

FIRST, YEAH!!!!!!!

there is no justice in this country whatsoever.

oh, and btw, i only posted that to ruin the whole you-know-what game. i'm a real buzz kill.

Is that spooge on her glasses?

isnt there mental hospital for such kinda people? especially ones, who are to be removed from prison for such a reason

LOL- Hobochic.... right on!

What about MY psychological problems that resulted from her early release? No, I don't have any money. OK, FINE, fuck you then.

Why can't she be run over by a bus or something?

If is was mental then they should have moved her to a psycho ward not released which was specifically AGAINST the judges orders!!

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they should do a study on her brain. while she's alive.

I thought for sure her medical condition was cock withdrawal.
And by cock, I mean coke -
Or both, whichever you fancy...

I faked a seizure to get out of Orleans Parish Central lockup one time -- there's no shame in any stunt that gets one out from behind bars.

Seriously.

You trying being confined in a room with a speedball-addicted drifter for 8 hours ... because that is exactly what I do every night after work .. also, jail kinda sucks.

What a fucking joke!!! Do you think anyone is happy in jail? Don't you think that most everyone in their is on the verge of a breakdown? Isn't that practically the point, to push people to the breaking point to set them straight. Isn't that what they actually do in solitary confinement, try to get you close to snapping.

But Paris isn't happy in jail, after only a few days, and they let her out cuz she doesn't like it in there. So if this is the way the justice system works, shouldn't every single prisoner in jail be allowed out for similar mental health issues.

This tells me a few things: (a) The legal system is a joke in the way it treats celebrities differently than everyone else; (b) Paris is a fucking pussy. She was alreay being put in a special needs cell, much more comfortable and relaxing than other cells. And all she had to do was chill out for 23 days, read some books, work out, sleep, eat, and get her 1 hour a day to walk in the yard, watch tv, make phone calls. And she couldn't put up with that without this BS claim of almost having a breakdown. Pathetic!

You have to act REALLY sad and whiney, it also helps if you can be skinny, blonde, rich and give blowjobs to the jail psychiatrist.

Good for her! I have only admiration for anybody who can successfully fake a mental illness to get out of punishment. Way to go, Paris!

I bet she's happy now! Probably reading this very site and laughing hysterically.

Well, I'm okay with it, as long as they keep Joe Francis in jail.

I guess her prison memoir is gonna be a million dollar pamphlet deal now.

Often, when people refer to having a nervous breakdown, they're describing severe depression. Signs and symptoms of severe depression include:

* Agitation or restlessness
* Difficulty or inability to stop crying
* Sleeping difficulties
* Dramatic appetite changes
* Indecision"

Those sound like pretty damn normal reactions to being put in prison. But she didn't even have a nervous breakdown, she was just in danger of having one.

She is still a wonky eyed, hook nosed whore whose misfortune everyone laughed at at MTV awards, which was just a joyous occasion.
She is a low life cum filled whore, no amount of money in her bank balance can alter that.

And I knew it was bullshitt when Paris said this before going to jail:

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

you have GOT to be shitting me. she was only in there two days!!! what the hell...did they expect it to be a cakewalk for her?? its prison!! she's paris hilton!! she's used to people practically wiping her own ass for her...gahhhh

Another site has pics of her house and it's fug! Lucite furniture and a bed and dresser covered in mirrors. That would be torture to me!

I take it from the Triumphant Grin and Huge Yellow Hat that her psychiatrist suddenly cured her. Well, he'll be rich now.

and her little dog, too.

Remember, she has to be confined to her home for 40 days! you try living in a gigantic air-conditioned mansion with all the best audio/video/computer equipment available in the world, millions of dollars and the entire spectrum of L.A. food delivery available to you. Poor thing.

Thank you #21, but that's not enough to make me feel better. Nice of you to try, though.

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So she was released because JAIL WASN"T FUN?!?!?!?!?

Funny, I thought Jail was supposed to be unplesant.

Yea jail sucks and people would use any excuse to get out of it but thats not the point, whats the world comming to.. people who can walk in and out of jails as they like? Some areas of America are so corrupt, i'm so glad my country isnt like this.

For all you people who are supporting that paris shouldnt be in jail etc should be ashamed of yourselves... if they let one person do it they have to let another, and then another, and soon there will b murderers, manslaughterers, thieves, h-addicts, junkies... all sorts of criminals walking in and out of jail lol

some of americas laws are so funny its rediculous, like that judge charging the korean dry cleaners for 60 million, and now this hahahah this is what happends when white people have power

You know who I feel bad for? Paris's Zoo of animals at her home. Could you imagine being locked up with her for 40 days?
And since when did she already spend 5 days of her 45 day sentence?

Hmmm... so next year when I'm driving drunk in Cali and accidentally run her pancake ass over, then I can cry and whine and make it seem like I'm having a nervous breakdown in order to get sent home. Yay for the justice system!!!

#13 - i think she is used to regular suppositories of coke covered cocks. its a hard habit to break.

it's bullshit, I think she should accidentally get hit by a car and suffer. She did the crime, she should do the time. What the hell are there laws for?!?!?! Why do celebs get treated differently than everyone else. This is just ludicrous. Maybe she did the warden and the governor of the state, and the doctor!

I really do like reading your site for time to time, but would you do me one favor and please don't stop taking Jesus' name in vain your rantings. I hope you have a nice day.

Thank you,

Jennifer

I killed a guy in Reno just to watch him die. But then they had to let me out once I found out that Greg, the Yellow Wiggle, was leaving.

I couldn't handle it.

On the bright side, now instead of us all calling her a vacuous herpes riddled idiotic skank we can call her a....

CRAZY vacuous herpes riddled idiotic skank.

Its called WITHDRAWLS people. No drugs for two days after binging for years? She was probably about to die.....

Paris, Martha Stewart thinks you are a weak little bitch. And when Martha thinks you are a little bitch, trust me, you ARE a little bitch.

Martha is fucking hard core, and I would love to watch her shank you.

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god damn i hate that bitch. gets off because of who she is. probably paid her way out

Jenn - sorry, it won't ever happen again.

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The judicial system in this country is a total waste! This is a joke... why even pay taxes?
what a slap on the face of all the citizens that live by the law... wtf.

36, that really cracked me up. i'm in tears, really.

Having read up on Paris last week (it was a slow afternoon), I actually do believe that she's borderline crazy, mostly due to her mother (all the drugs can't have helped). Not that I'm implying that she's not responsible for her own actions, but I wouldn't be surprised to see her pull a Britney sooner or later.

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Never have I wished death on anyone, but if she were to croak tomorrow I can't say I would feel the least bit of human empathy for her or her family. W

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I despise Paris, Lohan, and the deadhead starlet brigade, but who gives a sh*t?

F*ck her for driving drunk and putting others at risk, but its funny (read: STUPID)to compare violent/serious drug offenders to Paris.


As for # 35
"For all you people who are supporting that paris shouldnt be in jail etc should be ashamed of yourselves... if they let one person do it they have to let another, and then another, and soon there will b murderers, manslaughterers, thieves, h-addicts, junkies... all sorts of criminals walking in and out of jail lol. some of americas laws are so funny its rediculous, like that judge charging the korean dry cleaners for 60 million, and now this hahahah this is what happends when white people have power"

Stupid Americand have to let EVERYONE out of jail b/c they're unhappy?Um, no, you f*cking idiot, we don't. A rapist is going to stay in jail,"nervous breakdown" prone or not, because he's a RAPIST.

There are alot of things wrong with our country and our justice system. But if your logic is evidence of whatever f*cked up place you're from, I'd rather live in America (controlled by evil white people! Because, by contrast, African, Latin American and other "non-white" government officials are ALL SAINTS, right?), I'd rather be here in America than wherever you are.

42... when you say "paid," do you really mean "sucked?"

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@14 Cool story bern. Not really. Excellent BOOBS on your site today though.

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Why on earth is everyone so surprised that the Justice system treats celebs differently?

American society is based on this. Why, just because Charlie Sheen or Rosie are on TV, they must be experts on everything from politics to the melting point of steel.

Our whole society needs a gut check. Not just the justice system. It's only following the lead.

I wished they sic'd Adabisi on her pale flat white ass.

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Like you, Rich, I prefer dudes.

we all knew Paris wasnt going to last in jail!

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How much you wanna bet the Hiltons cooked up this scheme with that quack before she went into the pokey?

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Wow. This makes me pretty angry. Why the hell should she get special treatment? If it was anyone else, they'd still be in jail, and they would also be strong enough to endure it. Because that's what jail is: a holding place that forces you to think about why you fucked up, and to correct yourself so you won't end up in the same situation again.

She's such a weak-minded moron! Jesus Christ. I wonder how much she paid them to get her out. I never had respect for her, but now... I'm disappointed in both her cowardice and the US's corrupt, wavering idea of justice.

Paris Hilton is the last person that deserves any favors. She does nothing beneficial for our society. Absolutely nothing. And if there is something she does to 'help out', it's only so she can promote herself. She's a selfish, ugly bitch. I can't believe so many of us admire her.

She needs to go back to jail. It's the only way to redeem herself.

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Wow, what a whore. She must have sucked a football fields length in cock to get that kind of special treatment.

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This may sound horrible, but I can only hope that someday Paris will find herself in a situation in which she cannot buy her way out. This may come in the form of an injury or illness, unfortunately, but I have no doubt that she will face hard times eventually. We all do.
Gee, it's almost a wonder that Al Queda hasn't tried to take her out...she stands for everything that the Muslim extremists hate about us...

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Paris just played the U.S. justice system worse than she routinely plays the media. Good lord, so much for sending a message...

Yeah well, kayla the fug, until then I've got my buttcheeks spread wide for you and everybody else to smooch lil brownie. Pucker up, suckers!

I have enjoyed your website. I don't like the way, Jesus' name was used in vain. Very wrong. I will no longer visit your website.

Paris is boring.

Time for a change.

Medical conditions? Well I guess herpes is a medical condition...or maybe she’s allergic to the color orange.

Come on everyone give the girl a break! She is on house arrest for crying out loud. Imagine having to be trapped in that colossal, luxurious mansion for the next 40 days.....and having to wear that ankle bracelet that just won’t match anything of hers! How will she survive! Hopefully they’ll be a little more lenient on her and allow her to personalize her bracelet with some swarovski crystals, diamonds, or something. Oh the humanity!

THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

I thought she'd never leave (85)- talk about unwanted house guests!! If Victor guzzling douche water doesn't bother us, nothing will. I thought that was apparent.

I think we all need to remember OJ Simpson.

The system is a joke when it comes to celebrities.

Paris hasn't done anything in her life and doesn't deserve special treatment. Just because your born into a rich family doesn't mean you can get away with anything.

Prison is hard to deal with? No! Say it isn't so....

I have said it before, I will say it again...
California is a shithole. You have no justice system to speak of. You have no moral or value system to speak of. If the head of the country is at the East coast, it just goes to show that the California is our country's gaping asshole on the West coast.

3 days of a 45 day sentence. California makes me sick.


janet, are you related to jenn by any chance?

But you really nailed it about taking Jesus' name in vain. That sacrilegious talk is the scourge of this site. It feels like thorns in my head every time I read those words. I'd put my hands over my eyes, but, you know, I can still see...

i just want to say, i don't think the US judicial system is completely effed up... but the CALIFORNIA judicial system is what is to blame here. but i guess that can only be expected if they are representing a state full of asshats and paris hiltons.

I'm going to go get hammered and drive around for a while.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/07/missing.teen/index.html

this is such a joke...i'm incredibly pissed off how easily she got out of this. then again, who gives a shit about paris hilton? she does nothing for this world except take up news space. SEND HER BACK!

Oh, fer fuck's sake. Should have known it was too good to be true. So how much time did she spend in there, again? Ten minutes?

Paris, get the fuck off the board and go back to prison!

Haha.. so much bullshit.

Paris gets a free ride on this because she's rich. It isn't because white people are in charge and it isn't just something that happens in the US. Every one has a price, regardless of color. The Hilton empire is not only wealthy but very well connected. I'm going to assume the only reason she spent three days in jail was so that she could market the whole thing.

Is this fair?

Nope...

But there's a bright side..

She only had a lil too much to drink and went driving. A few celebrities have walked on murder charges that had quite a bit of evidence. And politicians walk on far worse attrocities.

Fun world we live in...

THIS IS A FAKE PUBLICITY STUNT - IT HAS BEEN ALL ALONG THEY CAST PARIS TO PLAY MOTHER TERESA AND THE PR PAPERS CALL FOR HER TO HAVE FOUND GOD I SOLITARY READ THE PRODUCTION COMPANYS PRESS PAPERS HERE
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=vizionary+entertainment&btnG=Google+Search

So d'you reckon, what with Paris Hilton being a professional "actress" and all, that she may just have acted like she was depressed?

Or maybe that since her psychiatrist was hired by her and her family and their vast fortunes that he may just have been payed off?

Or perhaps that because he was male, she may have given him whatever he wanted sexually to get out of there?

Nah, those things would never happen.

#95 they are not even going for the death penalty: news today mentioned 25 years....

To hell with this stupid cunt. We norms would be locked away for 2 yrs min. if did the same shit. She is cracking if the fufu ward she is in? Throw that bitch in general population and see what happens.

It's time to organize a vigilante hit squad... and eliminate all those Hollywood wasters of space and oxygen who seem to be above the law. Who wants to join?

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Poor people got no reason
Poor people got no reason
To live

They got dirty little hands
Ugly little eyes
They walk around
Tellin great big lies
They got little pig noses
And rotten little teeth
They wear the cheapest shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no poor people
Don’t want no poor people
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`round here

Poor people got nobody
Poor people got nobody
Poor people got nobody
To love

They got chubby cellulite legs
With cankles down low
You got to look away
While saying hello
They got cheap little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They’re gonna whine at you every time
Well, I don’t want no poor people
Don’t want no poor people
Don’t want no poor people
round here

#101 this is probably why they let her out if they had seen any of her movies they would know that she cant act for shit and knew it must be a real life breakdown.

This is no surprise at all. Money can buy you freedom for sure.

You think we could we expect more from Paris Hilton? yeah me neither.

She beat the system! Good for her.

House Arrest?? Don't they mean MANSION ARREST, where she has all her SERVANTS, private chef, and poor, sick tortured collction of small animals. People do realize that she probably eats caviar every day and has her coke-dealer fly her stash in on a fricken helicopter. This is an outrage!! Once again the little people get laughed at while Paris' mommy and daddy PAID someone off. Disgusting.

If by "psychological problems" they mean the guards caught her pissing standing up while insisting she's a woman, then I believe them.

I am betting said psychological distress triggered a genital herpes breakout so severe it endangered anyone within a 200 ft radius of her.

Dear Superficial Guy,
She wasn't released from prison, she was realeased from JAIL. There is a difference. It's not that big of deal, it just irritates me a little when people confuse the two.

Paris Hilton should have to finish her sentence. I doubt anyone else in that jail will get realeased for some reason like that.

I live in CA and am among the MINORITY that want the laws upheld.
Trust me--you think it's tough to live in a country that includes (and reveres) California--think of how hard it is to be a conservative here?
It's CRAZYmaking.
This is only one of MANY injustices here. But for some unknown reason, the people have elected these sorts over and over, and have really created a communist state. There are no votes for the new laws, the democratic assembly and senate pass anything and everything that crosses their desk (so long as it is written by a democrat).
Sure, some things don't pass--like the "we'll put you in jail if you spank your kid" law"... But that was because of other factors, not what the people wanted.
Call you senators and assemblypeople. Please tell them to put pressure on Californian representatives to KNOCK IT OFF.
I believe that California is the scourge of American society as a whole, and the saddest part is that the other states follow so blindly the path that CA creates.

#110 Funny. Releasing her was also the only way they could think of to force her to put her makeup back on...

oops - one minor mistake, I meant to say "My parents are in the business of CRAZYmaking, and you can see they done good."

Jennifer & Janet, Fuck You And Fuck Jesus Too.

"Let me out!!!!!!! I need dick now!!!!!!!!! I'm going crazy without dick and dope!!!!!!!!!"

Aerochick,

Thanks for the insightful comment!

We'll be in touch soon with the instructions for the truck bomb.

*kisses*

Ann

Paris Hilton showed up at prison on Monday.

The prison official says, "Now Miss Hilton, you know that you are going to be subjected to a cavity search."

Paris replies, "But I went to the dentist on Friday."

The official thinks for a second, then adds, "No Miss Hilton, by cavity search, I mean ANAL cavity search."

Paris rolls her eyes and says, "Like I said professor, I just went to the dentist on Friday!"

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Thank you.

Thank you very much!

Marijuana withdrawal is not a recognized medical condition! :-)

WHAT? This is how the American judicial system fails. If she isn't fit to be in prison, then send her to some mental hospital or something. This is so unfair.

THAT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS !!!!
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Celebrities DON'T get special treatment! But when you are as important to the world as Paris Hilton is , well, you have to make exceptions!

Oh lord please my faith in society is smaller than Paris's I.Q. please do something to renew our faith and show us it's gonna be ok!!!

My brother almost killed himself while in jail. So if it's true, then yeah, karma better get that twat, and FAST.

#65
Bush is a crappy president, and steel melts at 2500 degrees F.

Aerochick - if you don't like CA - don't live there, and the same is true with USA. Just get the hell out.

Please, PLEASE...someone shoot her.

Hey come on I'm sure Paris would have gotten the same treatment if she was poor and black or hispanic.


Rumour has it the women who did her cavity search is also having a nervous breakdown.

ba-ding!

I would have thought if you had a criminal background and were mentally imbalanced you'd be more likely to stay behind bars/in a psych ward longer, not be released.

Wow paris must of sucked some good legal dick to get house arrest. She had a nervous breakdown? Ha! More like Cock withdrawal since she's a historical cockophile!

Let this be a lesson to all of you the next time your community needs to expand their jail or build a prison.

With the overcrowding going on, they'll release the non-violent offenders for just about any reason imaginable. Like this Heirhead.

VOTE YES ON ALL LEVIES FOR NEW JAILS & PRISONS.

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damn how the hell did this happen? oh yeah i did see that psychiatrist and sheriff scratching their shit yesterday. man paris really know how to "fuck" with someone elses "head"!!!

this is total bullshit. i really hope she dies soon. and hobochic-- you are my hero... job well done- the game some fuckers here play are as lame as paris.

I fucking hate Paris Hilton. Throw her stupid ass back in jail.

Bitch pulled off what Klinger couldn't manage to do for years on M*A*S*H.

Well I can see the mentality of those that mock me--
Because I want laws to be passed by the people, I am bad. Because I want to see laws upheld and followed through on, I am bad.
But you all want to see Paris pay the full sentence. I was under the impression that you wanted that because you wanted to see the law upheld, like me. But I see that it is out of a sheer hatred and jealousy that you want to see her "pay" a price. Not because it's the right thing to do, but because you have some sort of insatiable desire to see those who have more than you brought down to a place that you deem below you.
No one is above or below another person.
Oh, and I was told about the heirarchy and modus operendi by my democratic assemblywoman. Her words about "how things work", not mind.
(This post directed at those that post in my name, and who find it appropriate to slander and mock those that disagree with them. sad.)

Who knew so many Jesus freaks think it's kosher to visit a site where the author constantly talks about sticking his dick in random women?

wait a second!
so .. only NOW you realize she´s crazy????

@# 58 "Latin American and other "non-white" government officials" : sweetie, you need to travel a little bet more.

Been in county it takes three days or more to see a psychiatrist. She sees one two times within the first few days. She will never EVER learn...she will suffer in the next life, because she is so full of shit in this life. Also, one more lil tidbit...she probably will mess up her at home incarceration, that is my ONLY hope..she will end up having to do 90 days in General Pop..were the real fun will begin for her skank ass..PARASITE SUCKS...

Please let me start off by saying, money is power. It is ridiculous to think that people can just buy their way out of anything.

Who could/has pay someone off:
The Juice: OJ Simpson
Tara Reid
Lindsay Lohan

The list goes on and on and on...

I mean come on dammit, I am a member of the "I want to hit that Hilton" fan club and all, but give me a break...Dangerous phsycological condition?!@#!@$ ...FUCK ME, I mean jesus, Martha Fucking Stewart took more control!

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Aero(Head)Chick - Did you even have one brain cell to realize that most people who posted here are not serious? You think you can do a political campaign here? This is USA: laws are made by the people. And in your case, you live in CA, whose legislation you happen to hate. So, tough shit, get the hell out of CA if you can't stand it. Don't try to make the CA majority bend to your liking. You think people here are gonna rush to protest after reading your post? It is sad that such an aerohead could make such a political comment, on a celebrity gossip site nevertheless. Why don't you ask your democratic assemblywoman what to do since your aerohead is not capable of thinking on its own?

The big medical reason has a name. It's called: sobriety. If you're not used to it, then it does become a problem.

Actually, Ms. Hilton was able to deliver a very convincing oral presentation as to why she deserved to serve hard time at home.

In addition, it was becoming very difficult for the prison staff to continuously serve up her required high protein diet.

Been in county it takes three days or more to see a psychiatrist. She sees one two times within the first few days. She will never EVER learn...she will suffer in the next life, because she is so full of shit in this life. Also, one more lil tidbit...she probably will mess up her at home incarceration, that is my ONLY hope..she will end up having to do 90 days in General Pop..were the real fun will begin for her skank ass..PARASITE SUCKS...

Been in county it takes three days or more to see a psychiatrist. She sees one two times within the first few days. She will never EVER learn...she will suffer in the next life, because she is so full of shit in this life. Also, one more lil tidbit...she probably will mess up her at home incarceration, that is my ONLY hope..she will end up having to do 90 days in General Pop..were the real fun will begin for her skank ass..PARASITE SUCKS...

All I have to say is Karma is a bitch and her custy ass will get hit with it 10 fold some day. When that day comes we can all sit back and enjoy her demise. I fucking hate this dirty cunt. And to think we were all so happy knowing she was going to be stuck in prison, I was even hoping it would be her down fall that perhaps a week into her sentence media and gossip magazines would be like "Paris who?" but my dream is now shattered! Being a dirty socialite whore is not a medical disease. This will come back to her, like a year from now when shes driving late at night with no head lights and speeding 50 MPH above the speed limit like the little dumb blonde that she is, she will kill someone and she will go to jail with no special treatment. Then she will cry for sympathy till no end and no one will feel bad for the poor little rich bitch who recklessly took someones life. Then she will wish she stayed in jail instead of being a big fucking cuss ball of disease and rotten pussy.

#142, I was thinking the same thing. They are putting her under house arrest now? What a fucking joke! She'll just throw drug parties at her house now for the next 40 days.

There are a lot of people in jail and in prison that have mental illnesses, roughly 25 to 50%, yet she gets to be under house arrest in a very 'cough, cough' unfavorable manion, yeah right! She is probably laughing at the american criminal justice system, and laughin at us knowing and that just because she has money she can do whatever she goddamn pleases. God, I wish I could punch her in the face. If she is released as simple as that, perhaps the many inmates who have mental illness should be under house arrest for the remainder of their sentences!!!!!!!!!!! Boycott Paris!!!

Oh, PUUUULEEEZE! Isn't that what SUICIDE WATCH is for?? What a piece of work she is. Disgusting.

IS THIS BITCH THIS FIRST PERSON IN JAIL TO GET A MENTAL BREAKDOWN? JAIL IS NOT A PARTY. IT'S MEANT TO SUCK BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. WHY DOES SHE GET SPECIAL TREATMENT? AMERICA, LAND OF EQUALITY? YEAH, RIGHT!

Paris Hilton is the dingleberry on the anus of society.

I have to *laugh* and give kudos to Jesus Fucking Christ.

Funny shit right there, yo.

I hired Richard Hutton, best DUI lawyer in LA, when I got booked for driving after drinking 4 OUNCES OF WINE. Hutton is smart, sane and very honorable. He stated at news conference that Paris' sentence was extremely harsh for probation violation/
driving on a suspended license, compared to all the hundreds of DUI's Hutton has handled over the years. That's the truth. The judge was angered by Hilton arrogance, entourage and blatantly contemptuous mother. Hutton persuaded the DA to exchange 23 days in lockup for 45 days house arrest. How Paris got credit for a day served when she was at MTV awards has to be some weird technicality. Hutton knows all the ins and outs, and got them to count 3 full days and two extremely short days as 5. He got Paris a sweet, sweet deal, probably based on no priors, and there was no person or property damage in the initial DUI incident.

The legal basis was danger of mental meltdown, and Paris' wealth and celebrity were undoubtedly factored into that. It sucks, but the State considers whether it would cost more to deal with Paris having an incarceration meltdown, or do house arrest. The State would have had to provide a separate room for Paris in a mental unit because of her celebrity. If she were Scott Peterson, they would have done so, but not in a simple probation violation. Too expensive for the State.

Paris got the right lawyer to cut the right deal. When I was in jail overnite for my DUI, I realized the biggest crime you can commit is POVERTY. The jail was full of poor who could not pay parking tickets, that went to warrant and the poor person ended up in jail for not having a quarter for the parking meter. People like the Hiltons never deal with anything like this.
They don't care, because they don't have to.

By the way, it cost me 15 grand to beat my DUI case, and Hutton voided 4500 of his fees because he's a good guy, and I am not rich. Paris spends more than this on one outfit. Life is simply not fair.

I think her sentence is to walk the Hall of Shame for life.

In comparison, 45 days would have been a breeze and she might have even earnt some respect.

Was anyone surprised!? PH is the family idiot, her family has a bazillion dollars and we encourage her by paying attention to her ignorant behavior. She's not like us, never been like us, never will be like us. Thank God! If she were emotionally stable and had half a brain she'd hold down a real job, wouldn't go through worthless boyfriends like candy and wouldn't be nicknamed 'firecrotch' or 'Third Bimbo of the Apocalypse'. That's the best she can do. That's the best her momma can do. I'm not surprised the LA LE caved. Can you imagine the press and subsequent lawsuit if/after Princess Hilton went mental in jail? BoodyHoody!. I feel sorry for the average citizen when the LEOs now release her rather than arrest her when the situation calls for it because they know how things shake.

Retardation is ruining the nation. America's legal system at (regrettably)it's best.

I only wish for chocolate, and for someone to hit this bitch with a car.

haha

"justice system"

"We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk."

At risk of what?!?! A hissy-fit? A tantrum? Of crying herself to sleep?

The backlash from this will hopefully destroy this whole idiotic fame-game these moronically shallow little rich girls are playing.

Get outraged...stay outraged...and post that outrage on every venue and bulletin board you can find. This is not only stunningly unfair and unjust, but it will do boundless damage to the reputation of a justice system that already suffers from a progressively poor one.

141: Ohhh now I get it. But you should speak for only yourself. I see many posts on here that are written by people with brains, who want coherent conversations, rather than who are just looking to "not be serious."
I understand where you're coming from now. Not serious. Just spewing hate. (Well, that was obvious.)
Now that my "one brain cell" understands, I am so much better off, as I can now get a deeper insight into those that follow your mindset.
Have a beautiful day.
Oh, and just because I disagree with CA's politics (it seems that many here do--and many live here, too) in no way means that I should have to "leave" CA (or the US, as another person suggested). That's ridiculous. I don't agree with the politics, but there still are many good things about this state. I know--you probably don't understand how one can compartmentalize "feelings" and "disagreements"... but it "can" be done, and one can lead a happy, full life, even when having a polite disagreement. Oh, just for your clarity--"polite" means: "the practical application of good manners or etiquette. It is a culturally defined phenomenon, and what is considered polite in one culture can often be quite rude or simply strange in another."
Just so you know.

141: I forgot to add that in no way did I call for protest. I simply suggested that the vocal people here, who so adamantly refute the lawmaker's decision to release Paris Hilton, and who so vehemently argue against California's politics, call their senators and assemblypeople--that just because they are not in CA (some of them) doesn't mean that their voice won't be heard. I believe in freedom of speech, and the upholding of the law. And I am one that believes that a few voices can change the tide of politics (which, by the way, is why this decision came down--so those people that have a position on this Paris Hilton case DO have a political position).

Psychological problems? Like what?

Hmmm well she certainly has a few sociopathic tendencies ...

Paris is almost setting a new standard for retards. They used to be known for breaking the necks of small furry animals and competing in mock olympics ... but now they can have killer legs and fuck people.

Paris Hilton is such a trend setter that she should be getting electric shock treatments.

After being out-of-fashion for over 30 years, I've heard that they are the latest medical breakthrough in Beverly Hills Psychobabble Doctor's offices for people that don't have any real problems.

I am in total agreement with Aerochick. You don't have to agree with California's politics to live here. I too am a California resident who has a hard time refraining from slapping my own forehead when some of the legislation in this state gets passed. I love California; it's a great state to live in and I doubt I'll ever leave.
That being said, I still don't think that we are politically "in the know". Obviously, seeing as we contain all of the Hollywood-born-and-bred idiots that this site rags on, as well as the San Franciscans who seem to think that they make up their own country.
Honestly, even if you are uber left-winged, you have to admit that California's logic is pretty far gone. Even though he's a typical example of Hollywood's control over our country, thank God for Schwarzenegger for at least trying to make this place halfway decent.

You know what? I work in a prison and see people have REAL nervous breakdowns nearly EVERYDAY. Guess where they are now? STILL AT PRISON!!!! I usually scoff stupid celebrity bullshit, but this seriously makes me completely outraged. There was almost certainly money exchanged at the right levels in order for this bullshit to have happened. FUCK YOU PARIS!!!! Fuck the system for letting other people rot away while stupid rich bitches go free. I am sickened.

PARIS FUCK U

u need to stop being a child
i bet ur parents ar soooooooo ashamed of u

Paris may laugh now, but nobody likes or respects her and her career is shot to heck. She's nothing but a manipulative, spoiled mental case who thinks she's invincible. She's not. Public opinion is going to be harsh. The punishment has just begun. People are outraged that the justice system can be bought off like this. She is a joke, along with this whole fiasco.

Solitary confinement in Paris' home is like having everything you want at your fingertips.

I'm extremely happy to see she got released from jail, it underscores her shallowness and weakness in the real world. She claims she will change, but she never will because nothing can save her any more. This woman is done. Ringworms have a better reputation than Paris.

this untalented bitch should already be dead by now, but apparently the big guy up there still wanna mess with us down here a little longer....

the thing that gets me is that she is already TWENTY SIX. when will she ever grow up. i've seen 7 year olds with more sense than her. so sad.... her life is pathetic.

Dear Jezuz:

Now I lay me
down to zleep,

I pray the Lord
Pariz=z soul to
keep.....

And az her zoul
iz one itz way,

I pray, dear Lord
eraze her from our
brainz..

Posted by hollyj on June 7, 2007 1:32 PM

Shawskank Redemption


Thread winnar.

This is simply amazing..

How could they let her out? Cant they see what an amazingly moronic example they're setting? Putting Paris on house arrest after a judge made it very clear that house arrest wasnt an option makes no sense.

I've never really liked Paris, but now- I can honestly say I hate the little bitch.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I'd still let her suck my dick
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

from Conan :D

Rawskank Redemption

She should have been kept in their to kill herself so the rest of us don't have to be bothered by her shit any longer!

And don't these jails have suicide watches anyway? Sending her to her million dollar mansion on house arrest is FAR from a punishment! Stupid crack whore! I HATE HER!

Hard to believe someone like her who makes a living out of being reviled has such a thin skin, e.g., spending 23 days in a room alone and her inability to laugh at herself for the sake of saving face at the MTV awards. She must be absolutely delusional and not realize that it really is hatred of her, not love, that fuels her celebrity.
And yes, I have a booth where I counsel people for a nickel, if anyone else is interested.

Speaking as her festering box, I can assure you it wasn't a mental issue.

They had to release her due to a fatally toxic yeast infection she was spreading, which threatened the general population at the prison.

Don't let it get you!!!!!!!

I guess she's crying out of the other side of her crack whore mouth tonight.
I'd still let her suck my dick.

36: I agree with you!
I cringe every time I see something like that.
Those that mock you only hate the fact that they don't have any connection with God--they hate because they have withdrawn themselves from HIM and HE from them.
I believe that the message sites like this are frequented by outward haters that just want to abuse others to make themselves feel good.
And watch--I'll be blasted for this--not a respectful conversation in debate, but simple minded, mis-spelled name calling. I'm used to it.
I suppose we should PRAY for these people. Like heaping hot ashes on their heads. ;)

To 163, CompleteBreakfast:
Thanks for the support. I appreciate you speaking (typing) out.
--Aerochick

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

no. NONONONONONONONONO.

fuck no.

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