Jun 4 2007Paris Hilton officially in jail

Yet she still managed to smile.

Yeee Hawww! Strip searched! First!

Let the games begin! I really hope she comes out of there used and abused.

What do they mean by classes?

No way! That earlier story about hand-picking her cellmate was made-up crap fed to celeb watchers who'll believe anything? I'm stunned.

This will be great for her gangsta rap cred.

#4, uh... classes? You know, like in school. Or maybe you don't know.

So greasy, so skanky... how did she manage to get her mugshot to look trashier than a cheap hooker's mugshot?

I hope they de-loused her FIRST BLOOD-style before letting her in. I mean, who knows what kinds of plague-bearing super-cooties all those poor criminals will be subjected to over the next 23 days?

She should have a cellmate with the name 'Big Bertha' or 'Dutch Dyke Donna'. I would love to see her become someone's bitch, lol. Knock her off of that stupid high horse she has herself on.

Our prayers are with her

Must have been funny for the guards when she took her clothes off - "Paris, this is still the main entrance, we didn't ask you to strip yet, we just wanted you to state your name..."

The MTV awards were priceless. She should be squirming.

What a joke.

I still wish she would have got the full sentence.

"A 12-by-8-foot cell ?" Paris was overheard saying to police officials. " All mine are a lot smaller that. I told my BBF's to cut down on the phone calls - the ring-tone's probably really loud with that thing.

I hope the wardens hate her and all take turns to piss in her wonky eye...

Someone should take her phone and bash in the head with it.
And prison sheets; she should get really long ones that are strong that can be tied easily so she can hang herself.

That will definitely force her cootie critters to leave.

aren't you suppose to now be wearing makeup in your mug shot

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I hope they did a full cavity search, had her lift up her boobs, spread her pussy open, and then stuck a finger up her ass - just to make sure she wasn't bringing in any contraband...how humiliating would that have been

I hope they did a full cavity search, had her lift up her boobs, spread her pussy open, and then stuck a finger up her ass - just to make sure she wasn't bringing in any contraband...how humiliating would that have been

The warden of the place also mentioned in an interview that a body cavity search was mandatory...yikes!!

That mug shot pretty much resembles a head shot.
Check out this funny article about some products Paris may want to bring into her cell:

http://collegecandy.com/style/2984#more-2984

Did she get busted out yet?

goddammit people! STOP CALLING IT PRISON!!

it's fucking jail. there's a major difference.

WOW! You're really on top of things.

OLD NEWS! You're BORING!

@21

You're confused. It was Paris who said a body cavity search would be mandatory.

According to Ms. Hilton's rep, it was also mandatory that her body cavity search be filmed and the distribution rights be auctioned off to the highest bidder.

Go deeper. I know my sister Nicky shoved it in real far. Can you see it?

Wouldn't it be awesome if she gets some homemade jailhouse tattoos. Either, Beverly Hills tattooed on her stomach or thirteen teardrops on her face, one for each day she spent in the Big House.

i dont give a shit that its 11 in the morning, Im popping the champaigne cork.
I've waited long for this, and its finally here.

#3, how is she going to used or abused? She is not going to have any contact with other cell mates.

All thats going to happen from this is Paris earned tons of money from a book describing her traumatic experience.

So she's in solitary confinement now? Hopefully she'll be stuck in a cold metal cell the size of a closet in the dark for a month.

Man, this is bullshit... I was all primed and ready to post this:

To paraphrase from the timeless classic 'Stone Cold':

"Ah you a yardbird motherfucker, huh?"

"I did my time."

"Pretty motherfucker like you must have done some painful time."

But now to hear that the bitch is just going on a vacation in economy class screws that all up.

Fuck.

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make." What the fsck?

#24 is right, she is in jail, not prison, there is a big difference. In prison you get to smoke cigarettes.

JUMP
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This is rediculous, its hardenly the worst punishment in the world, and shes going to make a bomb when she comes out selling her story. Even if she doesnt have much of a story to tell...

"I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make." Does this sound fucked up and hilarious to anyone else?

Wait a minute, she plans on taking "more of an active role" in the decisions SHE makes? LMFAO this shit is hilarious.

Maybe that really was her own statement, because someone with half a brain wouldn't say something so stupid

Well - at the very least, she'll be out of the public eye for 3 weeks (hopefully she won't get early release) and the withdrawl will kill her.

What is this pic Fish posted? Her mug shot? Doesn't look like her at all. They let her keep her ratty hair extensions on & her eye isn't all wonky. WTF?

I almost forgot (clicked the old "Post Your Comment" too soon):
At least her blue-colored contact lenses were out. Can't hide your true self anymore Herpes!
I hope that someone breaks into her house and steals them.
I also hope that she's deprived of her Valtrex in the bighouse, so that when she's finally released, she'll look like one big walking coldsore.

All this special treatment bullshit and people still have the nerves to "feel sorry" for the MTV owning. In my opinion, that owning is the worst part of her punishment and if it didn't happen then I would feel cheated. I wouldn't be surprised if she'll have food delivered because her "condition" does not allow her to eat jail food.

This day will be remembered as the American Auschwitz.

This is the bestest birthday present ever!

What's that purple shit on her lips? Ew.

who the fuck iz going
to buy a story she wrote
in jail...23 hourz lockdown,
1 hour of TV and shower,,big
fuckin deal,,boy , now thatz
really a story....

hopefully, everyone will notice
that shez nobody while shez there!

this is the first thing she couldn't use her money or fame to get her way out of....and yet somehow i still kind of feel sorry for her. i guess its because im thinking about how i would seriously feel if i had to sit in a cell for 23 hours a day, 23 days in a row. and then you think of the people that have killed others and never served time. the judicial system is fucked.

I just don't get how this bitch is in this predicament in the first place. The crack-ho is worth MILLIONS so why not hire a fucking limo when going out drinking? Oh, that's right... She's fucking STUUUPID!

She will learn how to clean her whites using toothpaste and the urinal, lol hahahahahahaaaaaaaa! I hope a CO gets a cell phone pic or videos of her in her fucking cage, I need to see her crying in her cell dressed in orange. Id bust 3 nuts to that.

What am I going to do now!!

Paris is in Jail. There will no more news about her for 23 days!!!

No News for 23 days.

Get Paris out we need to have more news about her!!

Well at least so many people are saying.

What are they going to talk about on this site for a month without Paris? Dang.

PULEESE. First of all she is in jail, NOT prison. All high profile people are housed in High Power cellblocks and not with general population. Since the hardest part of doing time is the other inmates, she will have an easy sail. The deputies will fawn over her like they do all celebrties. That strip search did not include a squat and cough like the rest of us, I can assure you.

I speak from first hand experience when I tell you that she will have it so easy. Plus, the women do not act like the men, are no where near as aggressive and she won't be exposed to them anyway.

It will only be hard for her becaue she is ued to such pampered luxury, so she won't want to repeat the experience. But no way will any harm come to her and the deputies will wear themselves out doing favors for her, trust me on that one.

You people are seriously fucked up. It's one thing to think someone's a self-indulgent psychotic airhead with a God complex, which Paris certainly seems to be, and another altogether to wish that person would die. What's she ever done to you?

Look at our politicians and business elites...many of these people are actually making off with your tax dollars and then using them to screw you over in their own interest. But apparently the big object of public hatred is some celebrity wannabe ditz? Jesus fucking Christ.

Okay, seriously, she's not going to classes.....Bitch can't learn anything, and we all know it.

Haha!

This will be a day long remembered.

@51 -- What has she done to me?

I'm forced to see her ugly, overly spoiled face every time I go to the goddamn grocery store. She is a 26 year old woman with no talent, no ambition and no class. She adds nothing of any true value to society. She is an empty-headed joke of a human being who decided to be a menace to all innocent drivers in LA when she decided to drink herself shit-faced and drive around. My neice lives not far from there, and she is a college student. That college student was raised with far more sense and class than this vapid piece of worthless crap.

As far as that insipid statement about taking a more active role in her decisions, well, who the fuck makes your decisions for you? At 26 that should be your responsiblity and no one elses -- therefore you can't blame anyone else when the bad decisions you have made blow up in your face.

That's what she's done to me. Used up precious oxygen that I have to breate in, too. A total waste of skin, and her parents should be deeply, deeply ashamed of this twat. They made her to be what she is. Pure and utterly worthless to society.

Man...when I used to go to summer camp, we didn't get to talk on the phone or watch tv at all.

Wouldn't it be something if Paris comes out a changed person? She becomes the new Diana and champions all sorts of poor charities? And she actually does something worthwhile with her rich, wasted life other than fuck the media night and day? Just thinking...

@55 - Bravo. *applauds* Couldn't have said it better myself.

While the idea of Paris Hilton in a polyester jump suit and having to go 23 days without her booze, sex or money, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... I'm annoyed that she gets to have her OWN DAMN CELL. Sheesh... all because she's famous. What a whore.

Eh. Even if the punishment isn't as severe as it should be, it still makes me smile. :)

i was confused when i took my first mugshot too. i didnt know if i should smile. but then i just gnarled my face so that i wouldnt ever look recognizable :)

As 34 and 37 said, "More of an active role in the decisions I make"?? what? So she's been a robot up to now, is that what she's telling us?

this sounds like a vacation!

What really pisses me off, is that if a normal person did this, they would be hanged. But it's Paris Hilton so, "What the fuck! 23 days Paris. I do hope that's not too harsh."

This selfcentered bitch should be in jail longer than 23 days.

Anyone else drinks and drives, they're UNDER the fucking jail. But she does it and it's ok? LiLo in jail too? No, but the bitch had coke in her car AND hit a tree.

What did they do to me 51? They fucking get away with murder, that's what they do. It's more pissed at the justice system than them although you're supposed to be a role model and look how you're acting (role models are in short supply -_-). They do shit that any other bipedal homo sapien COULD NOT get away with and then get special treatment. I don't feel sorry for her at all, she's just going to write a book about it and talk about how her experiance changed her and then start fuckin', suckin' and flashin' like she usually does.

Paris isn't serving time in prison, she is serving time in jail. When someone goes to prison they serve +1 yr.

letz everyone laugh and enjoy
the thought that when she wakez
up today, shez not walking outside
like we are..shez not swimming in
the ocean..her big mouth is not eating
lobzter...that big puzzy iz not getting
fucked..the bozo feet R not wearing $500
shoez..the cameraz R not flashing in
that stupid lazyeyed face...hell yea..
we can celebrate, fuck..enjoy it while it
lastz..................................!

I'm so scared for her. Just kidding.

She's not in jail. come on, no one saw her arrive. no one will see her leave. after 23 days the warden will say she's finished her stay and is reformed.

meanwhile she's in some super hilton suite parting. and making a new film on a special set... One Night in Paris Jail.

It's scheduled for release doe XMas.

yall obviously have not been to jail. if you had, you'd realize shes getting the bare minimum. being put in administrative segregation is a punishment for those in population. it makes perfect sense for paris to be in ad seg because if she were in population it would only cause problems for jail staff. i promise she's getting her just deserts, and being treated worse than regualar population. the fact that shes only has 23 days is becuase of the 2 for 1 misdemeanor rule. this is a common rule for large prison systems, like california and texas, where they are trying to get low level criminals in and out due to prison overcrowding. shes getting what was coming to her. and im glad.

I keep hearing "what is Paris changes while she's in there? I hope she learns her lesson," blah blah blah.
It doesn't matter if she's really going to jail or she's pretending to be scared or what. Because of that sex tape, we will never ever, ever, ever except any other image of Paris Hilton. Even if she tries to change, we won't let her. We want her this way. This is the way we've come to see her and it's cemented in our jealous/star-struck little brains.
That's probably why she numbs herself off emotionally.
How would you feel if you had no control over your self-image? If everyone else decided for you who you were? Her parents when she was young, her public as an adult.
This is our Paris.

I hope that the prisoners dont do anything to her in the jail, because she dont deserve to be imprisoned.
Paris is a star and deserves to be treated like so. She dont have to go imprisoned, because although some people deny it, she is PARIS HILTON and that mark an important difference with any common person, is much more important that any stupid law.
She must have privileges, anyway respect her idea of not having a cell pays, although I dont share it. Desire that hopefully these 23 days will have been for her very slight and fast, to return to her life to be as well as she is: A TOTALLY DIVA.

AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!

PARIS WE ARE WITH YOU, YOU WILL HAVE OUR SUPPORT ALWAYS!

*hanna & carrol*

WE WISHED THAT YOU DO NOT SUFFER!

WE ARE NICOLLE AND MARHIA OF TEXAS AND HAVE 8 YEARS OLD

Been there, done that.
Roomies don't make that big a difference.
I just hope she likes to read books.
If so its easy time.
Don't cry for me Beverly hills.

And her sister Nicky Hilton hasn't protected her. Poor sexy Paris now she's going to suffer...

I've located some cctv footage from paris' second night in the clink...
http://www.afingerinparis.com

#64, FYI you can go to prison for less than 1 year, i know because i served 9 mos in Fed Prison for less than what Paris did, Justice system is screwed up for sure. Also, there is no smoking allowed in prison anylonger that goes for the guards too!. lol... This is a jail time, 23 hours lockdown. which means she can not leave the cell. try staying in a room that size knowing you can not leave. Its a shame she is not in with general population, cause believe me there can be some mean 'bitches' in jail and prison. She should have had to serve the complete 45 days. Never heard of before people getting days off before they even started their sentence. What a Farce!... Anyway, no matter who you are or how much money you have the laws should be the same. Maybe then they would quit acting like spoiled shits. That goes for LiLo too! I used to like her, but no more. Another waste.

What is wrong with you people? Paris is in jail and your happy about it. What has she ever done to you? If you were in jail would you like people talking shit about you? you are all just jealous of her. I think she is a nice, smart, and truthful girl. She may not be perfect but she is human. When you put down people it just makes you seem like a lowlife loser.

@ 77 What's wrong with people? I wonder why these comments always seem to appear at the end where no one will be looking and likely to respond. Why in hell would anyone be glad at being given the shit end of the stick by your feudalist and imperialist system? Why should only a few rich kids get anything out of this world? Anyone who does not fight back against this deserves to be oppressed.

Paris Hilton's life is just like a monopoly. and she picked the wrong card and have to pass by jail. doesnt mean she lost the game

FINALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whom did she kill? My God what is wrong with you people?

ha i just herd paris might be getting out of jail tonight i have herd so many things like she has a pink jail seal door shes has no contact with any other prisoners shes looked in her room for only 23 hours a day and even when she not looked up she dont see the other prisners and her personal styles gose in there and sees her once a day plus she cant cope so she has a cancler that goes in there wats true and wats not i would love to no

Wow. Had this been me or you or anyone else on this message board we would have more than likely served the full sentence. Just goes to show you that the rich and powerful live by a different set of rules than the rest of society.

before goinG to jail,PH said that it would be a good lesson for her and that she would change. not only she was by herself in a cell but now, after 4 days, she is out of the prison for medical reason...what a joke !!! and what a shame ! I wonder how you can trust that kind of justice system.

Have any of you ever been to Jail? i don't think anyone has the right to sit here and say how easy someone is having it in jail. i have been to jail and there is nothing easy about it.

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

To be honest, 45 (or something) days seemed a bit much for violating probation. I am not defending her, she's very stupid and very pointless, but I think 23 days sounds reasonable. She's annoying, but that doesn't mean she deserves to die or be in jail for 2 months.

I say we should send P.H. back to her mother planet