Jun 25 2007Paris Hilton offered $1 million to teach idiots

First

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blrist

Jail is her new home...

http://www.celebrity-gossipz.com

And more importantly, what a horrible horrible human being. This is like taking a fitness class from Rosie or a "how to lead an STD-free life" seminar from Lindsay Lohan.

That is not Paris... If she is Paris Hilton, then I'm really italian.
I would like to hear that class... how to build a brand???? PARIS??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

She should teach a supplemental class on how to be a successful victim.

http://www.innerdrama.com

clearly he is a genius. He doesn't give a crap what she talks about. He only cares about the number of folks he can rip-off. He stands to make a lot of cash.

Can anyone remind me what r Paris Hilton biggest accomplishments in life?? sex tape and jail, what else?

is it for the porn industry?

Paris talks? I've heard coquettesh mumbles once in awhile on the simple life (I'm not just saying that because her name sounds French). Has she ever worn a suit that covers more than her nips and lips?
You're right Robin, he is a genius because putting a blonde with glossed lips up in front of a lot of men is sure to make money! Again, Paris needs to talk?

Thats $1 of publicity hes earning right there, without even getting that ugly stupid bitch to even open her gapin maw and spout shit.

Oooops $1million even!!

i hate britney spears i wish paris hilton and her would get in a fight while their pregnant and consecutively kill each other and their babies

Don't you see? she really is.

oh yeah, paris hilton is the idiot.

she does make her own living: modeling, acting, her tv show, singing, perfume..etc. we really shouldn't listen to this faceless guy who does nothing but criticise people for being rich and famous. yeah. i understand completely how paris is an idiot. she trys to make her living and trys to make her own money, and yet you still find some reason to make fun of her. *(HER)* worth, off of the money she's made without the hilton stuff added in is 50-60 million dollars. what's your?
quit being a dick, dick.

...Michael.

shut you fucking stupid fuck michael bolton faggot motherfucker, it takes money to make money...if she didn't have initial capital and a fucking blowjob skill she would never had success...you are a fucking moron

Wow it's clearfrom the above posts that all you bitches are just jealous.

I get it though.

You weren't smart enough to figure out that having rich parents, videotaping yourself having sex and selling it online makes you famous and wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. As a result of 'your' shortcomings you now have to take it out on Paris (a beacon of American entrepreneurial spirit) to make yourselves feel better. Well done douchebags.

I signed up for the course weeks ago (that expo can't get here fast enough). When I am rich and famous and running you fools over en masse in my $350K Bentley I won't even stop to tell you that you suck. Because my tire marks on your collective asses would have proven it...

See you later suckas! Vroooom.

Paris is the American Dream. Deal with it - or kill yourselves. Either way I win.

bite my ass, dimingoflores. she used her sources she had. big deal. she still made her own money. you can't take that away from her.

...Michael.

I respect Paris. I think she's "stupid" like a fox and has much more business sense than this site gives her credit for.

Those who can't do teach?

This bitch has accomplished nothing. Where she is today (ironically in prison ha ha but in terms of her Whore "brand") is only because of how incredibly stupid our society is. In my perfect world girls like this would be chained to a wall in the Idiot Museum where people would go to laugh, stare, point, mock, and ultimately feel superior and better about their own shit lives.

This bitch is a product of our time not any kind of brilliant marketing ability. If she is worthy of teaching her so called entrepreneurial "skills" so is every prostitute on every street corner around the world.

The only thing worse than this filthy piss stained huar are the worthless losers who would actually pay money to be taught by her. A box of Rice a Roni could do a beetter job than this disease filled flesh bag. In fact I think I'll go to the grocery store right now and pay for a lesson in brand brilliance.

thank God.

Calling Paris a "slut" is an insult to the real sluts of the world who work hard to ruin their reputations. You expect a slut to be a nympho and to ENJOY fucking. Carmen Electra could probably make a good sex tape. Lindsay Lohan probably WILL make one.

But, if 'One Night In Paris' is any indication, Paris Hilton is the the most boring lay in the known world, and you can totally tell she didn't really want to be there. In fact, I nodded off a couple of times watching the blowjob segment, and I NEVER get tired of those. That's how uninteresting she was, and probably truly is.

This all leads me to the soon-to-be-controversial suggestion that Paris Hilton has never had an orgasm. You've heard it here first, folks. She either can't make it happen, or has extreme difficulty, and as a result, she fucks like a dead carp and is constantly talking about how she's giving up sex. It is a completely joyless experience for her, so why put in the effort?

OR...and this one is even BIGGER...Paris is a LESBIAN. That could explain her apparent boredom with heterosexual sex and uninterest in the penis, her intense relationships with her female peers, her periodic Morrissey/Kevin Spacey-like claims of celibacy, and the fact that she never stays with one guy for very long (the 'beards' all split when they figure it out).

Either case could explain why Paris is a far more unconvincing "slut" than, say, Lindsay, who seems like she's probably been blowing dudes and getting off since Freaky fucking Friday.

I can't comprehend why people seem to be so judgmental on Paris Hilton. Envy? You should look at her from a different viewpoint: rich but still loves to work, while most of you here put on a contest on who's first posting a comment - with barely a dollar in your name. It was just unfortunate that her sex tape,leaked out. Her jail time happens to others, too. Why so mean to her? This site owes Paris a lot. Without Paris, I doubt if this gets visited as often as it is now. Why would you single out Paris as slutty? Most American women are...besides she's single. Shame on those who are married but still hit it off with other males. Ohhhh...envy knows no bounds. To Paris: It's all right girl, you are not alone. Pick yourself up..move on. You are still young and pretty, and whatever mess you made, you certainly learned from it. For detractors of Paris: Burn!

She needs to be killed.

Helene - It's because she personifies everything that is wrong with our society. Vapid, worthless, stupid...yet still held in high regard because of money HER PARENTS (not she) earned.

And when will people stop making offers of millions of dollars to this bitch? If you have that kind of money to just throw away, give it to starving Africans or people with AIDS. Paris does not need or deserve any more money. And any asshole who thinks she's "brilliant" ought to be sterlized.

#16 What ordinary person is able to work their way into "modeling, acting, tv show, singing, perfume etc." ? She was ONLY able to do all of that because of her name (which only initially got attention from her skanky escapades) & lifestyle (which she was BORN into)... only asshats like you think they are a part of it when they buy her shitty products.

oh puke.. i would spit on this chick if i had the chance..

Yessssssssssss! I will be watching! Join me! In watching her explain: how to suck the dick, how to slob, up, and down on the shaft! I'm totally interested!

To be honest i think this 'brand' is indeed incredible.Only the range of this 'brand' is limited.It's limited to a certain IQ-level.Just sayin'.

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well thats perfect and effin idiot teachin some idiots.
i mean is any one really going to take her seriously?
haha prolly not.
what could she honestly teach them?

Well, didn't someone suggest a few days ago that Al Qaeda bomb Paris when there'd be masses of other spoogeforbrains around?

LOL-
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
Excpet for those who defend this bitch-whore-good-for-nothing-inmate..

#26...My sentiments exactly! Now if only no one would show up for that stupid expo so that Zanker guy would lose alot of money, and Paris would be humilated!

Hey Tyler, I feel richer already too. Just knowing you these brief few minutes. When you make your millions, buy me a starbucks before you run me over!Ouch!

#6, you don't recognize her because she is a hardened criminal now. She probably has Wanda's bitch tattooed above her tramp stamp (Guys--does she have a cum catcher--I don't get off looking at her naked frame?)

Paris didn't create any brand. She bought her looks and stamped them on various products. If you die her hair brunette, put some clothes on her and slap her on the ass she is nothing. Seriously--try it (after her seminar)!

Lastly--I have to give her props for keeping her real boobs. That takes a lot of moxy in todays pornstar crazed world!

Because she has a college degree from... Oh, wait...

Because she has a high school degree from... Oh, wait...

Whore.

The society is a pyramid shape.That's why she's successful!

Are in general the most people in a society limited to a certain IQ? *Shudder*

This Learning Annex sounds like the new Second City.
Trump, Paris, maybe bring in Cheney for Hunter Safety. Sounds like a riot !
But bring back Martin Short for MC.

Alright, Binky and Tyler lets grab our margaritas and bar peanuts and Todo (oh! and the cute guy with Brittany at the Baby Gap) and go to the Second City! I hope Dane Cook is there so I can throw my panties (Victoria Secrets thongs to be exact)!Mmmm!

She? Theaching? Brand? She has a sperm container where others have brains. There used to be a saying that "sex sells" but now, oh how surprisingly, stupidity does too. There hundreds of idiods doing the same thigs she does and would gladly do them on tv for free. It's just sad sad sad...

One is only as good as the company they keep............the "Learning Annex" is a company that has become a "company" by taking someones money in order to tell THEM how to become rich etc.................

So go figure ..this seems fitting for a low class operation to want a low class tramp to do some advertising for them......

There is no God.

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS PARIS YOU HAVE A BIG PUSSY YOU SHOULD BE IN THE WORLD BOOK OF RECORD

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS PARIS YOU HAVE A BIG PUSSY YOU SHOULD BE IN THE WORLD BOOK OF RECORD

Paris Hilton trying to teach?!?!

Isn't that one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse?

I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion!I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he receives enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@thelearningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher! I do not think it is fair that they are offering Paris more money than Donald Trump. He is a well respected business man! Paris is just a drunken, high school dropout who has lived off of her parents most of her life! The only reason she is famous is because of the Hilton name and her amateur porn video. She does not deserve one million dollars to teach a class! Not to mention the fact that she is not qualified to teach anything! Please do not forget to email Bill Zanker and tell him how ridiculous this is! Email Bill Zanker at: Williamz@learningannex.com

The only seminar she's qualified to teach: Different Herpes Strains and How to Tell Them Apart Just By How They Taste

It's a SEMEN-AR.

The money is not to listen to her. The money is the buy in to throw things at her and there is no rebuy.

#26 Her parents didn't even earn the money, her GREATgrandfather did. That's how far removed this bitch is from work (unless you count "professional cum receptacle" as a job)

It doesn't make sense at first, but actually, Paris has done a great job of building a brand out of being a spiled rich kid. And for that, maybe she deserves to be even more spoiled. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

Well if you smart asses were so smart you wouldn't be running some 2 bit web site...

HELLO BITCHES, THIS PARIS HILTON, AND i'M TIRED OF READING WHAT YOU NUTSCUMS ARE SAYING! PERSONALLY...I CAN PIMP THE SHIT, OUT OF YOU! I KNOW THAT AMERICA IS JEALOUS, BECAUSE I'M MAKING MONEY OFF OF BEING IN JAIL....TO THE YOUNG MEN...I'M AVAILABLE..HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME....WHEN YOU FIND ME....LEAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS....I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD!

WTF??

Existing is her only occupation. And she find a way to do it wrong.
Bravo

Dude, that is EXACTLY how it is going to go down. Go Paris.

oh and by the way I live in Boston, and the Learning Annex is the biggest scam EVER. You have to be a total fucktard to even go to it.

Please sign the petition to end media coverage of Plastic Hilton!! No Joke - I am 100% serious - you can "sign" on the blog below. Thanks!!

http://nomoreparishilton.blogspot.com/

HEY ALL!
I just videotaped myself having sex. Will someone please give me some money? ......
What do you mean you don't care? I dyed my hair bleach blond and wear colored contacts and talk like an imbecile. How bout now?......No? I wear minimal clothing even to buy groceries, would that work then? No?.....I fcucked all of Hollywood!! Hey! C'mon! Give me some money people!!
Damn it.
I guess my daddy isn't a Hilton and therefore no one cares. **sigh**

**Burns videotape**

;P

@56 DID THE BIG PUSSY COMMENT HURT CAUSE YOU KNOW ITS TRUE "BIATCH"S AINT SHIT BUT HOE"S AND TRIXS TRIX AZZ BIATCH"!

I don't think that "Degrade yourself without limit" is a business strategy.

I think that it is very unfair that they are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

Paris,
Now that you have been run through the depths of hell in the Los Angeles Detention, please remember the people that are left behind.

We as a society have merely decided that this whole group of offenders is nothing less that a waste of time.

Paris Hilton, you CAN make a difference in the world and we would love to have you assist us at our foundation, www.PrisonPartners.com

With Deep Love,

Robert Paisola
CEO
The Western Capital Group of Companies
www.mycollector.com
The Prison Partners Foundation
www.PrisonPartners.com

Right you are Ken # 65. And Paris - the 'Binkettes' are also available for some Jail-bait payola.
Screw John Birch and his so called 'Society'( well ok - was that part of the bail thing ? whatever.)
Give generously to 'The Binkettes'
They're all for jail reform, closing Gitmo, and they do a gr8 Song and Dance.
They also do a great 'Tragedy' which I (believe was also covered by the BEE GEES.
And of course : 'I Left My Heart at Gitmo', but the Media and Amnesty didn't cover it' is a real foot tapper.
A great tune - which the Fine Young Cannibals are really excited about and planning to cover.
(Oh and Larry is a shill)

people, we ztill have one
hope here in all the mizery
of her being releazed today:

and that iz that:
85% of all prizonerz
re=affend, zo before
U know it, zhe'll be
back in trouble..
guaran=fuckin=teed!

Oh yea, fogot
MEN ZUCK BIG DICKZ....
and R the COZ of all
of the bad in the
world.....
Queztion:
Who R the child molezterz
in the world?
Anzwer: MEN,,,Only zome
women and thatz coz a MAN
made her that way....

Men R like zo fucked up:
And the mozt stupidezt
fuckerz ever...U can alwayz
guezz how they will react..
in any zituation..dickbrainz...

Men do have some good qualities. I just met techclerk and he had some damn good qualities. His mouth was like butter, and he had a tight little ass.

Mutherfucker:
Pariz juzt walked outta jail.
Damn, they could of at leazt
waited until after breakfazt.

bring thoze cupcakez on...

And at the end of the lecture, she do your cornrows for a half a pack of Marlboro Reds and a flick-job.

Pariz,
Y did U act like U were
on a katwalk when U walked
outta jail thiz morning...
waving like U were Queen
fuckin Elizabeth from
England...running to your
mommyz armz..little baby...

your ztill on probabtion and guezz
what bitch, U will fail and be
back in jail within the month..
Guaran=fuckin=teed.>>>>>>>>>

#68 Spoken like a twelve year old with daddy issues. Wassa matta, baby, daddy told you only nasty girls use the "z" key to extremes?

And just so you know, Paris is now out of jail, but you're still a fucking moron.

73 EAT FUCK...

somebody please make her disappear .... FOR EVER!!!! we dont need a piece of crap like her or i dont know send her to a far away planet in another galaxy.... PLEASE GOD SPARE US AND DO SOMETHING!!!!

#74 Amend that: a fucking incoherent moron.

paris is actually pretty genius. she has made no outstanding achievements, accomplished essentially nothing, did even graduate from high school.... but some how she ends up in every magazine, getting paid oddles of money for her too stand there and say "thats hot" - a phrase which she made famous- and on website like this where people actually take time to make fun of her? shit there are plenty of debutants and heiresses with just as much money if not more than her and yet she has marketed herself so well that her name is now a fucking entity. bravo paris. like they say- no publicity is the only kind of bad publicity.

whatz the matter, azzlicker
got a fuckin problem..hell yea..
your life...it zuckz azz...

Youz iz just jealouz of Kelli
cauze shez figured out how to bez
even fuckin stupiderz than a hiltonz

I'd be curious to see what kind of people actually go to this seminar. That would be funny to me.. just watching the people going in the door.. while I throw things at them laughing...

#79==damn bitch...
U muzt B freakin bald..
or on the Rag....either
way..go back to work...
your BOZZ doezn't pay U
to play on the computer
fuckface...

I don't know what's worse...

1.) Companies/networks offering large sums of money to Paris to promote their companies/networks.

2.) People actually listening to what Paris has to say.

3.) People defending Paris.

4.) Or, trying to reason/argue with 18 YEAR OLD Krazihotkelli, who OBVIOUSLY has major mental issues surrounding her being a leZbian! Kelli, grow up already. You may be 18, but you might as well be 8, juding by the way you speak and write. Another generation lost *sigh*

#82=U got zome nerve
talkin zhit about me
or my generation...
Your generation fucked
up not juzt our country,
but the whole fuckin world..
and left uz without the
major benefitz you old
fuckerz R getting..U can't
even make zure the right
prezident got in, fuck..
no one could be worze than
that...

The Learning Annex President and Founder Bill Zanker should consult the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia media where I am very sure that Paris Hilton has been exposed for a few years now (on radio and television there) as a SERIOUS FRAUDSTER.

The Western World is wracked with serious fraudsters; especially in Britain and the U.S.A. Many of them have VERY famous public household names/images. Serious fraudsters are unqualified destructive nuisances that inspire epidemic delusions and that place their greedy-delusional desires over other people's needs.

Cocaine using, alcohol binging, motorcar crashing persons can NOT possibly be of very high net-worth ('wealthy') - it IS a physical impossibility. They can ONLY be serious fraudsters.

The World needs honest, very knowledgable, selfless workaholic persons (like me) - NOT Paris Hiltons.

Paris: What's the secret to my suck sex? I don't know....I guess a lot of lubrication.....

I got accepted at Stanford to study for my MBA, but after reading this about Paris' class, I've made up my mind to go to Paris' class instead because I don't want to miss something.

I really want to know what an imbecile can teach me about business.

who da hell is so stupid to want her?!?!?!?!

For anyone who thinks this girl has actual business skills, give me your number because I've got a lovely bridge I'd like to sell you in Brooklyn.

The girl's not bright. She's got (or rather had) a hell of a management team behind her. Now those guys are the true geniuses. They managed to take a borderline illiterate, trashy, no talent skank and turned her into a marketing machine. All she did was sign her name on the dotted line.
Reps: Hey Paris, we've got this great new product we want you to endorse. It's called Toilet de Paris.

Paris: I've already got my own perfume. Remember "Smells like Skank".

Reps: Oh, it's not perfume. It's a brand of douche. For women want to have that not-so fresh, STD infested feel.

Paris: Douche? What's douche?

Reps: Doesn't matter, you'll make a load of cash.

Paris: More money for me. That's hot.

Toodles! I'm off to find a crack whore to be the nation's new "it" girl.

Heyz KelliZ
Howz clozely related werez your parentz anywayz?

this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. as if she did any of the grunt work required to start her on franchise. she handed millions of dollars over to a bunch of business executives who did it for her.

Hey baldladyragbitch:

My parentz grew up in
different ztatez...but
I hear that your parentz
waz your zizter and your
dad, bitch...zo, your 8
yr. old mom breaztfed U..
fuck, your grozz.

Whoever wrote the story that goes along with this picture is fucking hilarious.

geez, well i guess idiots are unteachable unless they are taught by an idiot.

wow, um #68, whats your problem?? obviously it has something to do with you S key. is z your favorite letter and u just have to use it all the time? wow, and your totally off subject. the topic was paris hilton but ur to busy whining about men and typing ur z's to notice that. wow.

Yes, I want her to take her top off.

Just when I think Americans can not look any less intelligent....

You're stupider than you write - she is the most effing savvy promoter of herself that Michael Jackson wants to marry her - if only for all that Paris money so he can blow it on cotton candy, jesus juice and eight year old male Bahreinis.
My goat is dead.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

This story is getting a lot of flak from "anti-Parisites." While I don't consider myself a fan per se, she does embody the elements of a successful personal brand:

1) Purpose - she represents a way of life... Dalai Lama eat your heart out (tho he's a vegetarian)

2) Memorabilia - we know her pet phrases, and pets too.

3) Community - she has very loyal fans who want to dress, talk, and live like her... that's why there's gossip

4) Endorsement - and thus, they buy what she does... or try to

~ Vik RajanPersonalBrandMarketing.com