Jun 26 2007Paris Hilton is free

first to say woo hoo

she looks good. wowza.

Too bad she got out early for good behavior

coool

If it were any of us, we'd serve the full time. Still bullshit. Admit though, she doesn't look too bad.

wow. hate to admit it, but she actually looks halfway decent without five pounds of make-up on. and is that a genuine smile?

people should go to prison more often.

She looks just like her Mom in that pic. I agree so much better without all her makeup!!

BLEH!!!

Bubba I agree, she looks good, especially without the plastered shiny make-uped face.

I found this site, and I like it...
http://www.goawayparis.com/

Since she lost 10 pounds Nicole might want to go to jail to loose more weight. This could be the new Hollywood diet for all these fucked up drama queens

she looks MUCH better... even younger! maybe this new PR group will work out for her.

Paris Hilton freed?

Pshaw!

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CHEERS.

You people are crazy. She looks like hammered dog shit.

this fall on Fox:

Paris Hilton's Prison Makeovers

I wish a stalker would shoot her like Lee Harvey Oswald.

Thanks

Yeah, bitch got free after very few days. Good for her?

You can tell she didn't changed that much the moment you see the ridiculous annoying way she ran to her mother, that's physical evidence of immaturity, because IMO you need years and years of undeserving attention and comfort to run like that.

maybe i should go to jail... i really want to lose like 8 pounds. hmmmm... what's the quickest way to get thrown in the slammer?

dude, im not the real superfish and all, but if i were, i'd be posting about Chris Benoit cause...he was found dead yesterday. him, his wife and his kid. that's sad

In the last picture you can really tell that she missed the smell of freedom.. or I mean penis.

Aerialgreen i don't think it's "immature" to run to your mother after being in jail for almost a month... i run to my mother after i've had a nice poop. i think paris is really silly, but you people that hate her take it to a new level... you spend more time hating on her than focusing on other things in life. either way, love her or hate her, you're obsessed :-)

I like how in the last picture, it looks like shes praying!!

Ohhhh man, could jail have REALLY turned her life around??

Yeah... Sure.

She's got that smile... now lets see ..where have I seen that ... Oh yes, ...ojsimpson... its the ~I am above the law grin and I do no wrong and look at all of these people who love me~ ...

Sick fucking freak bitch... I hope you burn in hell.

OK ....ding dong the bitch is free.

Can she go away now????!!!!!

noooooooooooo!

LMAO!!

Your headline is a little misleading.

Paris Hilton ain't free baby......

LOL!!!

lol ok now lets all say good things about her now....she is pretty, hot, smart, lol,,im high

I actually think she has gained weight.

Anyone who doesn't think she has ten pounds of makeup on needs to take a closer look at the picture--she does, it's just done to look natural. Her lips and cheeks aren't actually that color.

she only got out bc she is a fuckin jew i hate jews they all have huge fuckin noses

I have heard from a very reliable source, someone who has a Hilton Hotels Reward Card, that she is going to now be a secret weapon in the fight against Al Quida. She is going to invite Osama bin Laden to the Convict Graduation Party that her mother is going to throw for her in Las Vegas. She is then going to take Osama, OC as she calls him, out clubing, and show him all the benefits of makeup, fashion, and partying. This of course, will make him change his ways, and he will see the benefits of a capitalistic society. What a Woman!

#28 I agree. Look at her arms. That bitch hasn't lost weight. I know I should ignore her forever starting now, but there are so many negative things I would like to say first. For instance, she's not very pretty for a runway model.

I have to admit - she looks - dare I say - SMARTER without the blue contacts?? Is it just me? Maybe not smarter...just less whorish?

Is she going to start hanging out with Danny Trejo, now?

In other news Nicole Richie was heard saying "She lost 10 pounds in jail? Where do I sign up"

She does actually look kind of pretty, please let this be a change for the best.

I'm just pissed no one brought a gun and blew her ugly face off. I'm probably also pissed that she got out as quickly as she did, but whatever. Money rules the world and all who live in it. She looks like a simpering idiot.

She looks like she desperately needs a dose of throat yogurt tossed down her gullet.

I mean a broom handle in jail can only do so much....

I learned a lot from these pictures

Lesson 1 : Jail makes you happy.
Lesson 2 : Makeup makes you ugly
Lesson 3 : There is a party after going out of jail
Lesson 4 : Cute policemans are invited to the party

I going to jail now.

yey! i bet shes so happy to be out shes really lucky that she only got 23 days but shes paris and im glad shes out coz i dont think shes a bad person realy and its not asif she did anythin real real bad!she looks great as always and i dont think that many people can carry the whole been in jail look off but she did! whoop whoop party party!

Is it just me or is that picture of Lisa Rinna above the comments not just disturbing but also somewhat nausea-inducing?

Oh god, I hate to say...

.....but she does look good. That outfit is superb...except for the shoes that look about three sizes too small....but still...fucking bitch.

Yes im so happy she is out of that horrible place, she looks so beautiful, lets just hope she dosent go back to her old ways and really does try to make a change for the better, plus she looks so much better with out the blue contacts

Who the fuck is Chris Benoit?

So when you people say Paris looks good, you mean she looks good for Paris Hilton right? Because compared to a good looking woman, she does not look good. I’m starting to think you Paris supporters were paid to come here and say positive things about this cancer on society.

NOT A FUCKING THING HAS CHANGED. She's still the blatant attention craving whore she was before she went in. Anyone see the video of this whole thing? She ever so dramatically ran to her mommy's arms, then got in the vehicle, LEFT THE WINDOWS DOWN and instantly started posing for pictures. If you can't see that this entire thing was a publicity stunt, then you're just as dumb as she is.

Pencil jeans and white pumps?

Send her back to jail!

Paris Hilton is stupid.

maybe he meant that she lost -10 lbs... there's no way she wasn't eating.

Well, at least after that initial house-arrest fiasco she took her punishment like a man...which makes sense because, you know, she has a penis.

she only looks OK because her fake tan has worn off. these things happen.

No orange tan? No blue contacts? No blue eyeshadow? No plastic looking skin and lips?! Who is this woman and what has she done with my Paris?!?!?!

It could be just the outfit but everything appears a tad small or like she gained a little weight....but still I cant believe a real, genuine smile is on her face

It could be just the outfit but everything appears a tad small or like she gained a little weight....but still I cant believe a real, genuine smile is on her face

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/06/cantresist.html (Dilbert Blog)

you'd think she was akin to Mandela leaving prison given all the adoring fans - what a fraud this bitch is

See Paris, the feelings you had in jail are the feelings we all had when we had to make our own beds, clean our rooms or go sit alone for a "time-out".

Uh, except you were grounded because you could have killed someone with your car.

what the fuck she does not look like she lost any weight. in fact, she looks like she gained 5 pounds or so....

what the fuck she does not look like she lost any weight. in fact, she looks like she gained 5 pounds or so....

This weekend she'll be out driving around wasted....trust me.

Is it just me, or is does she look almost attractive for the first time without the pout and gobs of make-up?

Skank bitch I hope she does it again and gets sent back for another stretch.

In other news, a massive labial herpes outbreak has been reported amongst the "Large Marge" crew at the LA County Correctional Facility. When asked for comment, Ms. Hilton reportedly smiled and broke into the "Milkshake" song, only saying she couldn't wait for her next parole violation.

She looks nice with no make up on.

shez in cupcake heaven right now.
I'll bet her houze lookz zo much
better to her then before.

9 monthz of probation will get
her back in jail, wait and zee!

Wow... there was a hot chick under all that skanky clown make-up? No fuckin' way!

she actually looks decent without all taht make up on.

#21, it's not the act itself of running towards her mother after her, well, "life-changing" experience, it's the way she runs, those self-awae ricule hops she takes while running...

Really, as much as one person can be delicate on the way they run, I'm sure you can see the difference between that and the me-me-look-at-me prance she does here.

It's funny most of agree she actually looks better after being in prison 23 days. Though personally I think it's just the genuine smile. This maybe the only time i've ever seen it not be a calculated pose. She almost looks... normal.

Are they sure they didn't mean she GAINED 10 pounds?!

wow she look so happy. I cud almost hear her singing.
Heeeeeeey, she did wear make up! Look at the blusher and lip gloss! Daah

In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

Yeah, thanks, Andrea...The Superfish guy told us yesterday.

Paris looks SO CUTE without the makeup and with the ponytails,...........

It looks to me like she's gained 10 pounds. Her face looks rounder. She looks a lot better without makeup.

She looks very different with BROWN eyes, that's for sure. More natural? Methinks yes.

I hate Paris like any normal human being but these post prison pics are cute. I don't want to fuck her, I want to make love to her.

She did not lose 10 lbs. What a joke. Unless like the others noticed it was 10lbs of makeup.

Are those brown eyes?
What a SHOCK!!!!
She looks like shit, like she always looks... because that's what she is..

@76 - mofo! DAYUM! you're right its the eyes, shes not got those damn contacts in!! I knew there was something, shes just as skanky as before just more natural skank here.

Are those brown eyes?
What a SHOCK!!!!
She looks like shit, like she always looks... because that's what she is..

well damn, doesn't that put a dick in my day.

WTF???
I always critisized the parasite because she wore blue contacts, but I see now why she wore them!!
She looks awful with those beady black eyes! AWFUL!! Please parasite, wear contacts! You're scaring the living crap outta me!!!

Btw. I lost the bet to my friend. I speculated she'd wear sunglasses, because she wouldn't want to be seen with her real eyes. But never in a million years did I think she's actually come out with her real eyes!!

Has she let superficiality go?
WTF?
Prison does wonders to a superficial soul then.

QUESTION:

Can you tell who I am from the following quotes?

WOW! Paris looks great.
OMG! Prison has been great to her I must say she looks simply radiant.
Is that a hint of a smile I see *wink*? She looks like a goddess.
She looks just like a model without her makeup.
She looks so much younger - prison really did her wonders...
Nicole Richie should check herself into prison for some of what Paris got that made her so stunningly beautiful.

ANSWER:

12 of the first 15 retards to post here today.

I'm sorry retards is a bit harsh. I meant to say idiots.

Here's a suggestion: If you think she looks so great maybe you should consider committing a felony (Like, I don't know - suicide. That's still illegal right?)so we could be rid of your dumb quasi-celeb loving asses. You'd either be dead or in prison (to emerge looking fabulous) - either way we both win.

I don't care what you guys say! Paris is looking good. Who Knew?

Her HIPS look BIGGER. She wasn't dieting there.
And, yes she look less whoresy with so much make up and those stupid blue contact lenses.

She looks so much prettier without all that gunk on her face. And I love that her mum didn't even get out of the car to greet her, even more great parenting.

Whoever thinks she looks good, should slap themselves and remind themselves who this person originally is. Has everyone forgotten who this superficial, egocentric, useless piece of human waste is?
She didn't get a head replacement. She went to prison.
She's still that little spoiled rich girl, who's only joy in life is to parade around town, fcucking every single decent looking young man for sport.
She had a dog she gave away cuz it grew too big.
She had a monkey (wonder what happened to that poor thing) which is gone now, she has herpes and doesn't use condoms! and so on and so on.
She carries around a bible FOR SHOW!! Just to get more respect.
You fools believe the little innocent Paris show, go right ahead. She will be her superficial self again in no time. Mark my words.

Can a tiger change it's spot's?

For as much as I hate Paris, it's nice to see her without those stupid blue contact lenses on. Her natural brown eyes suit her.

HAHA! PARIS BORROWED THAT SHIRT FROM ELISHA CUTHBERT. HERE'S A PICTURE OF ELISHA WEARING IT BACK IN MARCH WHILE THEY WERE ON A SHOPPING TRIP IN LA TOGETHER.

http://www.parishiltonzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=147&pos=20

and here's another one

http://www.parishiltonzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=147&pos=14

I don't know why people are still talking about her losing weight. Paris herself told Ryan Seacrest on KIIS that she doesn't understand where the rumors are coming from. She even said, "When I leave, every one will see that I am exactly the same physically."

Honestly, I think what she's going through right now is so spiritually powerful. She has so much potential to become a truly beautiful person.

I hope she doesn't go back to wearing those black caterpillars on her eyes. I know she thinks they are false eyelashes......whatever.

star69 - I kinda like all that, but maybe it's just me.

looks like she gained weight instead of losing...

She catwalks down to the street and then reunites with her parents OUTSIDE of the car? I'm shocked a red carpet wasn't rolled out -
Only the Hiltons would try to turn a jail release into a family portrait
Sweet Jebus, these people will stop at nothing for publicity, I wish they'd die already

I don't know what you people are talking about. She is still hideously ugly; too tall, blonde, too thin, manly face...

And I think she looks like she gained weight instead of lost. She must be lying for attention, as usual.

I'm not a big Paris fan. But I do hope that she is a changed person and will do good with her popularity, including being a nicer person, and asset to society.

She looks great with brown eyes, and not a face full of make up..

God bless Paris, I hope you stay on the right track.

Paris Hilton was NOT in Prison..she was in JAIL. there is a MAJOR difference

I will be the first to admit I have never been a fan of Paris. Let’s face it, aside from being incredibly lucky at birth what accomplishments has she achieved that weren’t because of her last name. Don’t even get me started on wealth and privilege…
This website is called The Superficial for a reason; it doesn’t matter if her getting out of jail early was a slap in the face to justice, or if she truly has changed her ways, or if she really intends to provide support for a halfway house. What matters is how she looked when she got out!
And if I restrict my comments to that, she does look like she gained a few much needed pounds. Her face does appear a little rounder, softer, and more feminine. I also like the fact that although she obviously did take time to put on make-up before heading out to see mommy and daddy (she is big star after all and at least she wasn’t getting paid to wear designer duds while doing her community service), at least she didn’t slut it up like she usually does. Now I am from the mid-west so I prefer a more natural look, but I think she looked much better. And ditching the blue contacts was definitely a good idea.

Maybe part of her new identity will include her falling off the press radar for awhile…

That's not the way my momma greeted me when I got out of jail......

NO FAIR! Moooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!

Now remember Paris DON'T DO IT AGAIN you extreme fuckwit.

I can't wait for her to go back to her arrogant self/ways so all the softies who so lovingly or semi-sympathetically commented about her eat your words.
Fools.
I can't wait.
She'll never change.

Paris Hilton and "Free" will never be uttered together in the same sentence again!

funny how the first time i have EVER thought paris hilton was attractive was when she is released form jail. i cant remember the last time she smiled or looked that good.

I can't believe I am saying this, but Paris actually looks very pretty with the low make-up look. God help me, have I become smitten with her or am I just really horney?......hmmmmmmm

Lookin' a little big boned these days...

She looks a LOT better without so much make-up on. She actually looks pretty here (and I usually think she looks terrible).

I hate to admit it
but she looks awesome in the first pic!!

Weird, I never saw her looking that good!

What the heck are they looking up at? Look at pic 6, she is staring at something overhead with a vacant expression. Then in pic 7 the guy with the green "Sheriff" shirt is looking up, checking out whatever it is too.

i almost got arrested for driving with a suspended license for an unpaid speeding tickets and the cop actually let me go cuz i "seemed like a nice girl" instead of taking me to the slammer. he did cuff me and throw me in the back of the car and we going to arrest me. but the only thing that happened to me in court was a $150 fine. this wouldn't have happened to anyone. dwsl isn't jail time automatically, its the worst that can happen, but anyone whos been to court knows that anyone without a horrible prior criminal record gets off easy peasy. they were SOOOOO trying to make an example of her by sending her to jail. hell she even could have asked them to send her to jail for the crazy publicity, haha. i wouldn't say thats not a possibility! did you see everyone following her when she got out?? all the copters in the air, and the cars on the road disobeying all traffic lines and signs, following the suv for almost an hour. crazy shit. shes just one rich girl among hundreds, and its not her fault she so damn popular in this world. its yours. so stop bitching about her. you know if you were in her shoes you'd live life to the fullest of your money as well.
i'm glad paris is out. she's a nice enough girl she doesn't deserve to be miserable in a jail cell for something trivial as driving with a suspended license.

111 - there at least a dozen copters in the air

does no one think she put on weight?! look at her legs!!

WOW!!!!! #90, very sad that you knew that..

And I mean "OMG there's a safety pin in my cunt!" sad.

The cop on the left in the second photo looks like BIG JOHN MCCARTHY!

ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU READY?
LETS GET IT ON!!!

Looks good? ...Uh ok....... well I guess for those of you think that~ you can go to the brini maxwell site and check it out...this is paris' twin in tranny-drag .. paris looks like a MAN in DRAG~!!!!!!!.....

She should try the genuine smile thing more often.

PARIS LOOKS GOOD, SHOULD KEEP THE PONYTAILS AND LAY OFF THE MAKEUP

Are you guys all a bunch of idiots? Of course she looks good. The devil always looks good. Infested herpes wench.

She wears blue contacts? I am so glad other people noticed that she appears to have gained weight.

uh wow i should start a petition to get her BACK in jail. =P go back to jail paris!

its also like shes pleading them to not put her back in the cell. she makes me sick. ugh.

Sure she's as dumb as a box of rocks, and it was damn funny seeing her crying being carted off to the pokey, but she looks pretty damn cute here and with minimal makeup too. In fact she looks a hell of a lot better without makeup than a lot of celebrities.

And it's kind of funny to see her do her model walk away from the jail.

freebird pariz:
fly away
we don't need U
and if your going
to do zomething
productive...then
do it..what cha
waiting for?
therez alot of people
who need help, zo
while your zitting there
eating your fuckin cupcakez
people r starving, bitch..
get to work...and
ZTOP BRAGGING...

Lock the bitch back up.