Jun 6 2007Paris Hilton hates Sarah Silverman

Poor Paris. :(

silverman was harsh.

woo woo!

Sarah Silverman is my newest personal hero. If she had actually made Paris cry on camera I would have signed over my house to her.

Sarah was really mean... these celebrities are like a pack of wolves. They will turn their backs on each other in a moment - Sarahs turn will come around. Paris - is going to JAIL, I think most of the celebrities would be babbling like babies if they had to go themselves.

Oh shut the fuck everybody who is bitching that Sarah was harsh and really mean. That is bullshit, Paris deserves every fuckin joke made of her. Yeah others would be bitching if they had to go to jail, but they aren't little snotty cunts like Paris. And most don't think they are on a high horse like Paris. I wish I could see her one day, because I would slap the douche out of the dirty little whore.

I would marry Sarah in a second. She's always brutal, try watching 'The Aristocrats'. I was really hoping Paris would cry when the entire awards ceremony cheered her going to jail. :D

Yes, but she deserves to go, remember? Remember how she had a DUI, and was caught driving when she wasn't supposed to? Aaaaannd how she's a waste of space? On that alone, she should go to jail.

5--you act like a panel of tribe members arbitrarily decided they would send paris to jail. no, she broke the law. several times, actually. so while i don't doubt tears are falling out of that cum-damaged eye of hers, i will certainly not feel bad for her

I heard she said, "I hate her. "She's a fucking bitch." Get the quote right you Fish asshole.

Sarah should visit her in jail and make a "V" with her fingers wth her tongue flickering through. Paris needs to remember if she calls someone a bitch in jail, she'll get a broomstick shoved up her ass... this time off camera.

Paris going to jail makes the jail skeevier. Plus, it's not like she's going to the same kind of jail you or I would go to. She's going to "Hilton money greased the wheels" jail. She's probably getting a pedicure as we speak.

What does Paris do? Poor Paris. She's going to jail. WHO CARES!!!!!!! Sara was great and gave Paris what Karma she has coming to her..

She famous for doing coke, sucking dick, driving drunk and thinkng she does not need a driver's linces. Fuck her.

Silverman iz a fuckin bitch...
what the hell iz thiz bitch
famouz for...never heard of her..

Pariz dezervez 100 million fuckin
bitchez screwing with her...shez
a bitch and carma iz a mutherfucker..

notice how every pic of Pariz..
U can see her herpez lip...all
that money and she can't hide it!

First off. Sarah Silverman is not a celebrity. She is far from it. She is a comedian. Second. If Paris wants to be made at someone, blame MTV. There is such a thing as a rehearsal where the production crew knows who to cut to when a joke is being made. MTV knew Sarah was going to make that joke otherwise you wouldn't have seen a cutaway to Paris right away.

That being said. Who cares? Given Paris's history, the joke was damn funny. If you don't want people making jokes about you, stop being a "celebrity".

Hates Sarah Silverman? Do ya think? Big fucking surprise. I guess sleeping with endless guys, taking facials, making sex videos, a complete spectacle of yourself, whoring out, NOT even being attractive, making money for ZERO reason whatsoever just might, MIGHT make for some material that others can use to make fun of you. Sorry she rubbed you the wrong way honey. I'd rub you a lot of ways, bitch.

Why was she at the show....What award was she getting? Oh, the one for best waist of life on this planet. Did she win?

If not she can attend a party, suck some dick in the bathroom, get smashed, trash Sara and think about jail.

Paris did some wrong, but sarah silverman didnt need to be such a bitch. i dont care much for paris but that was sad.

Paris, 1, 2 Karma is coming for you.......

I've always wanted to like Sarah Silverman, but she's nearly as untalented as Paris Hilton. Both of these people suck. I give thanks to the audience for cheering when hearing the words Paris Hilton is going to jail.

I love seeing the Paris Hilton PR group hard at work this early in the morning.

Sarah freaking rules, would you have had the balls to do that bit knowing that Paris was in the room? Not to mention, Sarah had nothing to do with the joke, the audience was the magic ingredient in that bit.

Sarah Silverman's joke wasn't even funny. It was retarded and made her look like an idiot.

Boo fucking Hoo Paris! Silverman ROCKS.

That was the funniest thing Ive seen in a while. Nicholson laughing too. What fun. Silverman is great.

Sarah Silverman is fucking awesome!!! It's about time someone ripped on Paris for being such a drunken, coked up, slut!

Hey Paris, you reap what you sow!!!

Sounds like Silverman's comments struck a nerve with Paris -- maybe her comments, while harsh, might have a big ring of truth in them....

come on people, they're both fucking bitches.

That was the funniest thing I had ever seen. But if if Paris wouldn't blow everything over 3 inches, then she wouldn't be subject to the public humiliation. You sleep in the bed you make or in Paris's case, you sleep in any bed with a hard on in it.

I even thought that was funny...Fuck that poor little whore.

From one no-talent to another....

whoopee.

I'm with Paris on this one. Jail for a misdemeanor is no joke, and SS had better hope she never runs afoul of the cops and some a**hole prosecutor for not wearing her seat belt. (PS Considering the circumstances, Paris looked gorgeous on that clip. I think I'm in love.)

Oh what the fuck ever Parisite got what she deserved, if she was a nice person with some redeeming features what she had happen would suck but shes a bitch who thought she was above the law and she deserves it ALL. Despicable toerag bitch.

#5 don't be a tool. Of course they'd cry if they had to go to jail...but they weren't imbecilic enough to drive on a suspended license now were they?

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NEWS FLASH FISH!!

Paris Hilton gets first emergency visit from shrink after only 35 hours in prison.

Haha!

What a stupid pirate hooker!!

like paris hasn't said worse about someone, well, more like everyone.

sarah silverman is the greatest and that joke was funny as hell. at first i was like, damn that's great. and then the camera pans to paris and i was like oh, snap! she just got served. AWESOME!

take it like the man you are Paris!

YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE PARIS HILTON IS THE BEST YOU ARE ALL LOSERS GET A LIFE AN QUIT TALKING SHIT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU ARE ALL LOSERS SHE IS THE BEST SINGER BETTER THAN ALL YOU COULD EVER BE YOU ARE ALL JUST HATERS.

Sarah Silverman rocks...I can not believe any of you have sympathy for this spoiled brat who thinks she shouldn't have to go to jail!! What would happen to YOU if the cops caught you driving with a suspended lisence after a dui?? JAIL!

FIRST!!!

@41. I'm actually scared. Hopefully you are kidding, but to take the time to find some worthless site celebrating this no talent fucktard are now moments neither you nor I will ever get back. *bash bash bashing my head on my desk*

Paris never went backstage. this report is a fabrication.

Sarah Silverman's joke wasn't exceptionally funny, but Paris deserved it. Not only did the twat think she was above the law, but then Paris made a huge to-do about attending the awards before she went to jail as her last publicity stunt. It was a cheap, mid-grade joke, but it wasn't unwarranted.

who cares, when she gets out of jail, she's still worth close to half a billion. and you're still be living paycheck to paycheck. so enjoy this moment and hate as much as you can. hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. lol sad.

I agree with 20. I've always considered myself Paris Hilton's biggest non-fan, but I odn't think that Sarah
Silverman is that funny, either. She has some good moments, but overall I hate her humor. Making a joke about Paris giving blow-jobs in front of the entire world was pretty low- it even made me feel bad for Paris, and I would have thought that was impossible.

Well, i hope she did say it because I'd hate the BITCH too! That was way 2 harsh

Thought Paris looked very nice and glam at the awards. But like most any normal American, I can't get too worked up about someone who is nailed repeatedly for driving with an invalid license.

I mean if she was an illegal alien I can understand and sympathize. Illegal aliens get caught for driving drunk, running people over and then they may even have to go to jail and be deported. Or something really bad like that.
Okay they don't but they have to go to a small basement with a bunch of other dudes and that ain't fun.

It's not that Silverman was all that funny. It's just the audience spoke for America. And when was the last time a Hollywood crowd was in sync with Americans?

Paris can go kiss some lesbo ass. Enjoy biyatch!

Poor Paris. Suck a dong make some money. Look like an idiot for a tv show. Make some money. Go to jail. Write a tell all and make some money. Get thrashed by a comic. Make some money. Go away on 3-week retreat at club fed. Make some money.

you're still poor and worth only as much as your last paycheck.

#22 There's a Surprise

Paris, stop posting on here.

I do have a question. Will they be disinfecting PAris cell after she leaves? Wouldn't want any of the prisoners to catch anything gross.

#41: All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@#41 Holy shit they have internet access in jail!

30, where do you get your information? becuase you're way off base.

Sarah Silverman couldn't get famous by herself. She's been trying so for 10 years starting at SNL. So finally she decided to marry Jimmy Kimmel.

Sarah Silverman isn't funny, but it's not her fault. when male comedians go for harsh aggressive laughs, it's funny, but when female comedians do it, they sound like rude cunts desperate for a laugh. lots of male comedians could have roasted Paris like this and made it much funnier. besides, you can never fully ignore the hairy-jew vibe she gives off.

#22 - uh, yeah, the joke was funny. It was fucking hilarious. I don't want to live in a world where mocking glorified prostitutes isn't funny.

Sarah Silverman's arms are gross as well. Watch the vid again. They're so flabby.

#41...

People still use the word "Haters"? LOL!!! Nice post, how are things back in the year 1998?

#56
in case you're clueless about our law, a typical sentence for what she did is 2 days in jail and most just spend overnight.

#61 you just have to use the most basic words when posting here. so how are things in middle school?

wow, schack. what is wrong with coming off a little cunty?

This is the most stupid article I've ever read, "I once saw a man murder her parents..." WTF

remember what tina fey said about paris?-What a horrible, horrible person she is...

she wouldn't say a word to defend any of these people vehemently rushing to her defense.

Besides being harsh, Silverman is just not funny.
And she looks like Janice from Friends. Irritating.

Her schtick is just Joan Rivers crap recycled.

I don't give a rats ass about Paris Hilton, but there is absolutely no talent in Hollywood anymore.

Just shock.

62, 2 days in jail for a dui or for how she got caught driving on a suspended license several times & showed up late for court?

Tina Fey should get rid of that nasty scar. She got that from being chased around by her uncles in the barnyard and i'm sure those were great incest rape memories, but c'mon now. you're in hollywood baby.

and pekpek, since you're clueless about pretty much everything, who cares what the "typical" sentence is. you do what the judge says & stfu about it. if it was so unjust, they would have appealed, but they didn't because it clearly wasn't so atypical, was it?

I'm really surprised by some of you hypocrites. Sarah Silverman had the opportunity to say the kind of stuff you guys say every day on this site, but she could do it on stage, in front of all of her "peers".

... this is not even newsworthy, not even for The Superficial. Come on guys, make up some stuff ...

pekpek- you sound as shallow as your girl paris. what does tina fey's scar have to do with paris being a horrible person?

i think you are defending her because you may have something in common with her...

Her arm and nose hair implicitly support the crucifixation of my Savior, and for that I will never forgive Sarah Silverman.

Sheva, you sound like an illegal alien that's trying to hard to not sound like one "But like most any normal american"
lol...anyway, yeah paris is a cunt that acts like she's above everyone and she doesn't care how much you defend her, to her you are nothing.

Just saw it on utube. That was a pretty lame joke. The "Paris is a slut" joke has been told so many times. Isn't Silverman kind of a scank herself?

Jimbo you sound like the product of incest.

To all you panty-sniffing Paris-ites out there:
You have no right to shout at anyone about being a loser when you forget where the punctuation keys are on your keyboard. Ever hear the saying about the pot calling the kettle black? BTW - make up your mind. Are we losers or haters on here?

Stop hating on Sarah. Don't you idiots realize that she was reading SCRIPTED MATERIAL!?? She didn't make that up herself - it was part of the production of the show. Some writer wrote it, and she regurgitated it on camera. Because Paris (and the rest of you lemmings following her into the sea because you have no intelligence) failed to comprehend how TV shows work, you have a beef with Sarah. Take up your problem with MTV and its writing staff.

Agreeing with #25 - Paris reaped exactly what she sowed. She's not even a whore because whores are at least smart enough to get paid to fuck. Paris gives her herpes away for FREE!

Saw this on an earlier post and had to repeat it because it's awesome!
http://www.innerdrama.com/games/game2709.html

...oh yeah, and I don't think she's losing too much sleep over your forgiveness.

Hey, let's not cannonize Tina Fey (that expression has an entirely different meaning when my husband says it...). SNL was down at times but not out, and then Tina Fey took over as the first female head writer and proceeded to kill and bury it. It's just like Katie Couric taking over the CBS Evening News as the first solo female anchor of the network nightly news, a move officially signaling the death of network nightly news programs. Chicks are like scavengers looking for carrion - sure, they serve a purpose, but if you let them get their claws into you it means you're dead meat.

Jeebus, can't we have a moratorium on Paris stories? When she went into jail, I was thrilled because I thought we would have at least 23 blissful days of no Paris news, yet for some reason you find it necessary to report every time she farts. Enough already. If we ignore her, maybe she'll go away.

"I'm with Paris on this one. Jail for a misdemeanor is no joke, and SS had better hope she never runs afoul of the cops and some a**hole prosecutor for not wearing her seat belt. (PS Considering the circumstances, Paris looked gorgeous on that clip. I think I'm in love.)"

U FUCKING MORON!!! How can u even compare not wearing a seatbelt with drunk driving with no license u dumb fuck! In the first case you only put yourself at risk, in the second case (wonky bitch's case) you put innocent people at risk

It was a joke calm down Paris!!

terry - sorry, I didn't quite hear all that, could you repeat it, please? Your mom is the loudest cum-gurgler I've ever met! (Quit flashing that toothless grin and just swallow it already, ya heinous beast...)

I'm suprised WASPY Paris didn't call Sarah a Jew.

Considering Paris has no problem dropping the N-Word....

I just watched the video. My god, I started to feel sorry for Paris. But then I remembered that it was Paris Hilton and I felt better. Plus, I was schtuping Sarah while watching the clip so that probably added to the feel-good.

Do the ovens at Auschwitz still work? Sarah should try to play one of those rooms, it'd suit her perfectly.

Sarah rocks. I loved her before I even knew who she was-- when she was a cast member on SNL-- when she was on Mr. Show... Mmmmmm... She's way hotter than Paris could ever be.

And about being cruel-- wasn't the whole point of Paris's inane show to make fun of working people?

paris is getting a very cushy sentence. stop defending her. if she'd had the 45 day sentence in general population then i'd show empathy and hopefully she would've learned her lesson. instead she gets special treatment and probly makes money from the "experience". this is bullshit.

@59 great Massive Boob Shot on your site again today Bern. You are truly an artist. but you may be going to Hell for your column about the Pope.

Silverman may have been harsh, but she cracked on Paris freaking Hilton.

This is called KARMA.

Why do I have this overwhelming urge to burn Paris with cigarette butts?

You would know about toothless grins huh? poor thing your grandpappy/daddy probably doesn't allow you to leave the trailer park often, yes there's people with more than two teeth in their mouth out there(I know you must be flabbergasted.)

Whatever scathing remarks Sarah Silvermade made about Paris were completely justifiable. Paris Hilton is the epitome of useless blond celebutard. I know it's been said before, but I really do just wish she'd go away. If she was at least a bombshell - like Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek - she'd be fun to look at - but she looks like a half-assed Barbie doll. Yawn.

As for Silverman - I've never been into her humor. When compared to the likes of George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Dennis Miller, et al, she's a novice with limited material. ANYONE with half a brain could've taken a jab at her.

Sarah Silverman was on the cover of Maxim as one of the "hottest" women in entertainment - that's as bad (worse?) as Lindsay being named #1 hottest. Sarah's one DUI away from getting her own story here (and getting rightfully ripped to shreds). Are you guys getting ready to lace up your suicide bomb vests? What the hell is all this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap? Get back in your taxis!

Paris has slept with lots of married men, including the husbands of celebrity women, such as Chad Michael Murray who was newly married to Sophia Bush, and Travis Barker (married with children to Shawna Moakley). She is rumored to have slept with Nic Cage when he was married to Presley, and she has slept with married directors and the husbands and boyfriends of female celebrities in other countries.

The women of Hollywood hate her, and rightfully so. Paris broke the law and doesn't deserve special treatment. She is a skank who has not respect for other women or their marriages, so she doesn't deserve anyone to be polite to her either. I don't think her famous bruises were from that Boy Bander either (something Carter). I think she was messing with the wrong guy and his gf beat Paris up for being a skank.

If she wants respect, she should stop flashing her p**** everywhere and sleeping with everyone. Otherwise, there is going to be a backlash but the dozens of people she hurt. No one wants a walking herpe sore around causing problems, and the Hollywood women are going to try to get rid of her.

I never found Silverman that funny at all, but I'm glad someone finally embarassed Paris. She really deserves it. She hurts people all the time and doesn't care, if the worst thing that ever happens to her is that someone makes jokes about her, she is lucky.

I am not a Paris fan, but who could blame her for hating Sarah's remarks? It was brutal, but I gotta say, that Silverman chick has BALLS

Well, duh. If you're going to an event the NIGHT BEFORE you go to jail, and you're ALREADY a tabloid/late-night talk show joke, why would you go to the absolute most public place? The girl is delusional.

If it were anyone else (except for maybe Lindsay Lohan), I would say Silverman should have toned it down. But Paris deserves it. She's pathetic.

It's ballsy to make a move like this if you've got something to lose. Sarah Silverman is a one-trick pony (off-color joke girl) who's running out of time to make it beyond novelty-act status. She had nothing to lose. If this doesn't get her some buzz, then it's off to work in her uncle's jewelry store.

obviously no one remembers chris rock hosting the mtv movie awards. what a bunch of pussies you are complaining about silverman.

1st time posting, but long time reader, so forgive me

if silverman made that joke towards any normal person, i would consider it harsh.
but since it was made towards that waste of air, well done.
paris now knows what it feels like to have people laughing right in front of her face instead of behind her back

Hi-larious.
Silverman is hilarious.

Key difference: Chris Rock is funny.

14- do you text your stupid comments in to this site or are you just that retarded?

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE BEING BITCHY TO FAMOUS DOUCHEBAGS NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE!

Sorry, but it's just not that great with Sarah Silverman delivering this material. Sure, it's great to see Paris get trashed in public, but Silverman is very well known for sleeping around from the moment she landed in NYC, trying to fuck her way to success as an entertainer. Most male comedians are pigs, that's what makes them funny, but even they think Silverman is pathetic for trying to hump her way to the top (and failing, obviously).

#100 I remember when he hosted the movie awards. I really enjoyed when he said "50 cent has taken more shots to the face than Jenna Jamison." Classic.

A Yak With A Raging Erection?

SO uhm if you hate having your pic taken and don't want to be made fun of by comedians, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY HOME AND GET A FUCKING JOB !!! But if you want fame for doing nothing but shopping, clubbing and saying that's hot, deal with perils that come with being famous.
Or GO HOME AND GET A JOB !!! Don't see them making fun of Nikki and hmmmm wait .... SHe grew up in the same house !!!

Um...didn't Paris make her mark on her TV show SImple Life by making fun of other people? The premise of the show is Paris and Nicole ( who are better then everyone) making fun of the "minions" who live lower lives then they do. I think if you are going to pitch, you have to be able to catch.
I say it was time Paris got trashed with her own reputation.

I used to not like Sarah Silverman and now I do. The clip was funny. I loved the Boo f*cking hoo face Paris was making.

Did she really think it wouldnt come up? I wish I could have been sitting next to her pointing and saying "DAAAAAMN!!!!"

fucking dumb whore I hope this bitch realises now just how much shes hated.

I think Paris Hilton and Sarah Silverman should reconcile. For that reason, I am inviting both of them over to my house for a 3-way.

Well, time for an education:

Paris, if you did not suck dick on film or get busted several times and convicted and sent to jail then that hairy hag that fucks that down syndrome looking troll (Jimmy Kimmel) would not make fun of you......

So class, what have we learned today?

1. Do not suck a penis on film.

2. Do not break the law, or at least do not get caught.

3. Sarah Silverman gets moist like a Duncan Hines cake at the thought of Corky from "Life goes on".......

Here endeth the lesson..........

Class dismissed........

I don't understand why people love Paris...but then again I didn't understand why women sent marriage proposals to the Menendez brothers

Sarah Silverman is the most unfunny skank in the comedy business. Why do people give that bitch air time? Whiny ass ho!

I made the mistake of watching Silverman's show on Comedy Central. Once. 100% unfunny. I'm glad Paris was ripped, but only a retard would give props to Silverman.

Sounds to me as if Paris can't take a joke.

Silverman mean, yes, cruel, to be sure. But funny? Why hell......no. What a stupid, convoluted joke. Sarah Silverman is like the emperor's new clothes. What the hell are people laughing at?

Aww, don't cry, Paris. We ALL hate you! See how popular you are?

Sarah, your a bitch! Your just jelous that you cant get what paris can. You will never own up to what she is, or has! Paris wipes her ass with 20's your the one that is backstage sucking dicks for a 20's.

Come on, since when are comedians not supposed to take jabs at people and situations like this?

Most of you people need to get a freaking life. You seem to forget that you don't actually know the celebrities you read about. Most of the stuff printed about celebrities is likely not even true. The fact that you guys can hate someone that you don't even know is pathetic.

I do agree that Paris Hilton deserves to face the consequences of breaking the law though.

I also agree that Sarah Silverman was being a bitch.

I love when Paris tries to act like she's the sweetest person in the world and then she says shit like this.

You don't want people making fun of you Paris? Then kill yourself, 'cause that's the only way you're not gonna be a douchebag to laugh at anymore.

And anyone defending that bitch Paris - shut the fuck up! You are no better than her if you defend a racist, elitist, stuck-up, self-absorbed, brainless, worthless, no good piece of shit.

Comment #125 was brought to you by the makers of "Insane Misplaced Anger."

Paris hates anyone who makes fun of her or is prettier than her...so pretty much everyone.

I keep having to ask..WTF is wrong with her bottom lip? It looks like she's been chewing on a blue marker or something.

I'M SURE SARAH SILVERMAN IS CRUSHED TO HEAR THAT PARIS HILTON HATES HER, I KNOW I WOULD BE !

There's enough vulgar words in the world for Paris to curse everyone that hates her

128 - Or a Smurf

Paris is racist, but Sarah belongs to a tribe of subhumans that should have been exterminated completely back around the mid 1940s. So it's kind of a wash.

#47 pekpek, You said .... "who cares, when she gets out of jail, she's still worth close to half a billion. and you're still be living paycheck to paycheck."

Try not to lie if your lies are that easy to check out.

Hiltons family share of the old family wealth is something like 35 million or so. So basically, if her parents died tomorrow she and her sister would get around 15-17 million each.....Thats well...a little bit different from 1/2 a billion, wouldn't you say? You lie almost as much as Paris does when guys she dates ask her if she has herpes.

Wow, Paris and I actually have something in common, now; I can't stand that Silvercunt, either.

And, to all the guys who think Silvercunt's hot, you wouldn't think so when you and your whole house get showered with black pubes everytime she pulls her panties off. 'Cause you can pretty much guarantee she's got a bush that goes up to her navel.

Paris Hilton deserved every word!

LOL, looks like the Paris fanclub is working overtime. I love how all of you "pretend" you really don't like Paris, but still "feel sorry for her and the joke was too harsh"...you people are just as vacant as Paris herself. I also notice that most of you Paris lovers are female...big surprise there. As someone stated above, women sent marriage proposals to the Menendez brothers. So much for my hopes of female equality. No wonder we live in a sexist world when females idolize someone like Paris Hilton. I see these girls walking down the street with badly bleached hair, orange skin, barely any clothes on, and a teeny tiny dog stuffed in their purse. LOL. If only they realized how sad and pathetic they look. No doubt all you Paris defenders now invading the superficial look just like that. Well it's no wonder the world is going to shit. However if any of you took your head out of Paris's asshole for a second (I know it's hard for you to do) you'd realize that no one in Hollywood likes her or has any respect for her. SHE'S A COMPLETE JOKE. Get it? The public hates her too. Her album bombed, her movies aren't worth mentioning, and no one watches the simple life anymore either. But I do think those of you Paris fans/defenders were the type of geeks in highschool who worshipped the cooler kids, no matter how awful they treated you: "I want to be just like them".

# 63 pekpek

"How are things in Middle School?" You're kidding? That is your big insult? Who would be stupid enough to say anything that....wait a second, Paris? Is that you?

122, what's that, a trust fund? paris hasn't lifted a finger for anything she has with the exception of from i can assume are several STDs.

do you know what you lack? a passing grade in English!

I don't like Paris, I just hate Sarah.

#136 - way too long, way too earnest, way too worked up. If you're going to bash a fan, do it in a funny way in a couple of sentences, or you look like you care way too much.

#10 This Fifth Stooge guy is retarded. Stop posting, loser!

Paris = Little girl

"You seem to forget that you don't actually know the celebrities you read about. Most of the stuff printed about celebrities is likely not even true. "

but i guess you know her, and aren't here reading all this likely untrue gossip like the rest of us.

I have to admit, what Silverman said was out of line and totally rude. I mean, she was kicking Paris when she had her defenses down.

Silverman is a bitch.

OK, I'm as snarky as the next person, but really, why *shouldn't* Paris hate Silverman? She was a real cunt for doing that when she knew she was in the audience. What, she couldn't come up with any new materials on the fly? Douchebag.

hold on - Silverman is hairy as hell, doesn't that mean she's a lesbian of some type? cmon, grrl, howsabout some solidarity!

Sarah Silverman is a genius......That is what comedy is all about Funny when Paris is laughing at other people’s misfortune it is hysterical. It was all in fun and she had to know the minute that she showed up she would be a part of the opening she has been in the news for months and according to one of my favorite comedians thats where the best comedy is in the daily news.

All the PARIS Fans on here, seriously, you're wasting your time. Seeing what kind of idiot fans she has only makes us dispise the useless waste of space even more. The earlier posts all had people cheering Sara Silverman so don't think that by having 5 people sign on here under different names you are fooling anybody.

Now, that said, you all have done your job, I'm sure you're very busy today, don't you have to go sign on over at Perez Hilton and start posting that he's mean and that Lindsay Lohan is really pretty, but just takes bad pictures? Go on now, shoo!

I was admitting a patient into our locked inpatient psychiatric ward today and she said the same thing: "Sarah Silverman is a genius".

sarah is amazing. its her dry sarcastic humor, i think.
fucking paris deserves to be made fun of. maybe she will learn her lesson. all she does is use this jail experience into good press. shes a sneaky skank and it was about time someone turned the press against paris.

sarah silverman is my hero! thank you for saying something everyone was thinking!!!

BITCHFIGHT!

Paris is having a pretty difficult Saturn-Moon transit at the moment. It should be interesting to see what happens around June 15th/16th...

Oh yeah, does anyone happen to know what time Paris was born? Could anyone obtain this information?

No matter who was hosting the awards show-they HAD to make fun of Paris, as she is the laughing stock of the country. Don't shoot the messenger, Paris! What is really bugging me is all the publicity she is getting from this stint, this is actually helping her career. Just think if the rest of us had to go to jail for the same thing-it would ruin your career and lives. Take it on the chin for once Paris.

Look, nobody gets it. If Paris had any talent, all of this stuff would hurt her, especially going to jail. But she doesn't, so all of this makes her distinctive, compared to other famous-for-no-reason "celebrities." Going to jail sets her apart from everybody (well, except for Michelle Rodriguez, who makes Baby Jesus cry with all her poon-licking). If she had tried to plan another career move, it would have flopped and she would have faded a bit more from view. This puts her front and center. Sorry, but she wins.

No shit?

@#155 you are most probably right, but ya know damn she looked pretty pissed off at what Silverman was saying, Silverman wasn't the one who really socked it home she was just the patsy - it was the cheering of the crowd - Holy Shit that was some reaction.

People like Paris Hilton and those who are her fans or defend her (on here or anywhere else) makes me realize that someone smart enough could literally put a grapefruit on television with a blonde wig on it and find enough people who will worship it, start a fanclub for it, etc. I know there is celebrity/politician worshipping in many countries, but it seems to the extreme in American culture. Look at the people who worship at the feet of President Bush. Sad.

Right....like Paris didn't see it coming. She's going to a freakin MTV award show with some comedian as the host...how can she NOT see herself as being one of the jokes. Sarah might have been a little harsh (I personally don't even remember what she said) but Paris had to have seen it coming.

One of the best thoughts, is this, I just looked up PAris...not as young as she used to be.....getting a little older...a little saggier, a little more burned out looking. Oh it's going to be a rough 30 b-day party for her in a few years. I see Melanie Griffith in her future.

I want to point out that what Sarah actually said wasn't even that bad: "the bars should be painted like penises". It was the audience reaction that made it seem harsher. What she said about Lindsay was far meaner, LOL. She basically called Lindsay a "rude little pig" and made fun of her stints in rehab...how come the media and Lindsay fans aren't on the superfish crying about those comments?

#114 - Enjoy the leaky & open sores that Paris will give you, Skippy!

#122 - You have that backwards. Paris is the one who sucks dicks on film for $20's.

#124 - please reread the 2nd paragraph of post #78. Thank you.

#132 - Nice try trollbait! It's obvious by the lack of retort to your idiotic remark that everyone knows the difference between the real wedgeone and you! That remark in #87 is you also, no?
Please make your way to the exit. Do not pass Go and do not collect $200 ASSHOLE!

#144 & 145 - please follow #124 to the 2nd paragraph of post #78.

Wedgeone it was my understanding that there would be no math on this blog.

With the exception of murder and rape,when has going to jail not helped any celebrity notoriety? Ever see Chicago? This has nothing to do with the fact she has no talent. Streed cred is established by going to jail-if and only if you are a celebrity. OF COURSE SHE WINS,talent or no talent.

Yeahhh Sarah!

I MEAN REGARDLESS PARIS HILTON I WOULD HAVE HATE HER TOO SHE IS A FUCKING BITCH MAKING FUN OF OTHERS THAT'S LAME.......

XOXO

FIRECROTCH

Pariz freakin knew
they were gonna slam
her, thatz Y zhe came...
zhez like MommieFreakinDearezt(Brittney)
everyone wantz to be her..zo zhe thinkz
anyway....so good job zilverman...zhe
wanted it...and everyone knowz it..

to steve: go fuck yourzelf ..

Hey if you go to my link I posted the Paris in Prison game! LOL fun stuff

http://www.b104.com/pages/ericchase.html

Sarah's public slam was not funny and way cruel and out of line. Yeah Paris deserves the sentence but Sarah is a cold bitch to do that to another human being. It's really telling when people actually feel good to see another person humiliated to that degree. Everyone that thinks it was funny should realize that this caloused attitude plays a role in the downfall that is quickly diminishing what is left of our humanity and goodness.

#166 LL: I assume you mean that Sarah is a bitch for making fun of people? Well deary, she was hosting the show and that is what they all do. God, how many stupid people are out there today. Yet they seem to be able to operate a computer. You'd think these little twits have never watched an awards show and heard jokes at the expense of the rich and famous before. And defending someone (Paris) who is notorious for making fun of people is too ironic, but I don't expect Paris fans/defenders to know what the word ironic means.

Sarah Silverman is my fucking hero. Anyone who can prompt Paris into a genuine display of emotion through the plastic mask that is her face deserves immediate sainthood. And a Mercedes.

some of you are going "awww poor paris" or "she didn't deserve that!" or any other form of sympathy towards Paris. It's ironic because some of you people who are sympathizing her must've said something bad about her. Sarah did exactly what a lot of other people do :) and if your going to say Sarah was rude for doing that then um ok, what about all the other people who hate paris not to mention maybe yourselves? Paris Hilton is not exactly everyone's favorite heiress.

#167 krazihottkelli...

You're an idiot, Paris has lived in a bubble, where nobody every said anything to her face. She had no idea, and that is why she looked like she didn't know whether to cry or suck a random dick in the audience when Sara was talking. Also, if she KNEW what they were going to say, then why would she be yelling about how much she hates Srar Silverman? Wouldn't she be thanking her if what you said was true?

There, now go ahead and try to think of some other ridiculous lie to try to convince us that Paris is ANYTHING other than the most pathetic disease ravaged vacuous held together by dried semen collection of molecules to walk the face of the earth. (Well since Tara Reid.)

#169 frenchie: go eat shit and die, douchebag! Paris Hilton and humanity? give me a break! I hope PH gets shanked in prison, and I hope you get hit by a car, you celebrity worshipping cum rag.

132. Anti-semitism...holy shit. I thought people like you had died out. How the hell can you begin to justify that shit?

PARIS IS WALKING JOKE. ALL SHE'S KNOWN FOR IS BEING A HO AND SHE CHANGES BOYFRIENDS LIKE CRAZY. ALL SHE DOES IS EAT SHIT AND SLEEP AND SPREAD HER CUNT!! I HEARD SHE'S CRYING IN JAIL. BITCH CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT SHE WANTS.

#175 Aeva - the commenter "wedgeone" often writes racist or sexist material, but we post it as an exercise in free speech. It's best to skip over it.

i thought it was funny, mostly because it made paris cry.

Anyone feeling sorry for the rich little bitch just go EF yourselves ya stupid fcuks!
Enough of this dumb "poor Paris" horse shite!
Cry me a damn river you fools!

Anyone who gets caught driving with DUI will be prosecuted and sent to do some time and the law should not make any exceptions for the rich and famous. Already there's been enough adjustments made for your Highness to make her stay at the prison more comfortable. She got/is getting so much better treatment than the standard citizen and she's still whining.
I'm sick of hearing about her stupidity, she bought this onto herself. She will come out of prison and get back to her lavish life where she can continue being a dumb, useless waste of space in this world. Doing absolutely nothing selfless, good or helping out the less fortunate.
I feel sorry for the homeless, the poor, the beaten, the enslaved, the hungry and the sick, not someone like Parasite Hilton.
Give me a break!
I wish more people would do what Sarah Silvermann did on a daily basis maybe the spoiled brat would learn to behave and try to be a good person for a change.

she may have brought jail time upon herself. but as you can see if you read some of these comments
a lot of people hate her. and therefore the people at the jail are making so she doesn't get hurt. they don't want anyone to get hurt so if they have to put Paris in her own cell. so be it
and
what Sarah Silverman said was mean, Paris is a person too. so stop being so freaking mean. she's doesn't deserve to be ragged on so much.

Loved the clip, someone had to make fun of Parasite LIVE ON TV.

Paris Hilton's eyes don't face the same direction. It's quite gross.

#180 Ugh: awwwww, poor wittle Paris. Big bad Sarah was very very mean to her. Maybe you should go to youtube and do a search "Paris used the N-word" and "Paris and Brandon make fun of Lindsay" and then tell the rest of us she is only human and doesn't deserve the public bashing. Ugh, people like you need a brain transplant.

Sarah Silerman was SUCH a bitch, and her joke wasn't even funny, just cruel. I think Paris sucks, but that was completely out of line for some ugly fuck to make comments like that.

i don't really blame paris. i mean, everyone's entitled to their opinions but i think the whole thing was pretty harsh, especially with paris sitting in the audience. i'd be upset too. that was just kinda rude...

i understand that it was for entertainment and whatever but i think that was taken a bit too far. i didn't find it funny at all. i felt really bad for paris.

If Paris can't take it, then don't dish it out.

She got owned.

Get out of the frying pan if she doesn't like it.

That was hilarious, and well deserved.

I'm surprised Paris had so much poise during the joke

The people who are having a cry and going 'aaaw poor paris'...

HELLO....do you remember what a horrible, racist, selfish bitch she is?

Sarah may be a bitch but at least it was semi-funny.

Paris sucks.

What a bunch of little cry babies you are. All you Silverman detractors should just go home and cry in your room while you look up at your Paris "whore" Hilton posters. Fuckin' little bitches.

Paris deserved everything she got. You reap what you sow. Paris behaves like a major slut. So why when someone points that out are they a "mean bitch"? All she's doing is speaking the TRUTH and the majority of people in the audience agree. Sarah just mentioned that she's going to prison and then a vast majority of the audience started cheering, that has nothing to do with her, she doesn't tell the people to cheer, so quit your bitching, skank worshippers. Watch Jack Nicholson in the audience, he thinks it's funny as hell and anyone that disagrees with Jack can go to hell for all I care.

Does anyone have a release date of the new Paris prison porno?

I think people should always fall back on their roots when things get tuff.

Paris doing the boy and girl guards. That's hot. $34.95.

i hatee sarah silverman, i mean, i know that paris is guilty but sarah is nobody to joke her! i wanna see sarah in the same situation to see how she feeell! ovbiously she is going to fell REALLY REALLY bad like the poor paris!, go paris, you can shut up the stupid mouth of everybody.. you can take it!.. and i dont care what people think about this comment..aah..and by the way, the last mtv awards STINKS.. was really nastyy i mean, will ferrel and sachaa kiss? whats up with that!? iuu.. and with the sarah and jessica's one imnot surprised, cause jessica is a stupid lesbian bitch (everybody know that) and sarah is that and sooo soo soo soo much moree..SARAH PUDRETEE EN EL INFIERNOOO NO TE MERECES MOLESTAR A PARIS QUE SI ELLA QUIERE TE QUITA TODO LO Q TIENES.. YA Q ERES UNA POBRETONA A LADO D ELLA.. ASI QUE, ESTATE PREPARADA BABY..

The truth fucking hurts, Paris. About time someone had the big brass balls to do it, and what better venue? not to mention Paris can't say shit about it- seeing as she's in jail...too bad she's not in general pop, though. She needs a dose of reality. Goes by the name of Bertha. Big Bertha.

First of all, I'M the real LL. So don't be trollin'. Or I'll... be annoyed.

Jebus... I thought Silverman was pretty funny. Mean, as always, but funny. You know, you'd think that Paris would know that comics who host "awards" shows often use biting, inappropriate humor aimed at other celebrities and public figures. So you'd think that Paris would have skipped such an event, but she's such an attention whore, she just couldn't stay away. So while I don't blame her for being mad, she's fucking stupid for being there in the first place. If she couldn't be cool about it, she should have just stayed home. Celebrities seem to always want the cool parts of celebrity (getting into clubs, getting paid tons of money to appear at events/parties, having people talk about you as if you matter) but none of the shitty parts (people thinking you're a skank because you video yourself having sex with your douchebag boyfriend, pose provocatively with your sister in a limo and flash your bajingo to the world). Suck it up, Paris. Either fade into obscurity and enjoy your inherited millions in private or continue to act like the world's most famous hoochie mama and get your feelings hurt. But you can't do both. If you act like a skank and dress like a skank, you're a skank, no matter how rich and famous you are.

number 183 - ugh2 [clever name by the way]: you try being in her situation.

I'm not a Paris Hilton fan-- what has she ever done that you can be a "fan" of anyway?-- but I do think that Sarah Silverman's comments crossed the line. What bothered me about Sarah's monologue was watching one woman call another woman a whore and how the whole crowd cheered.

Look, I know what I'm saying. Paris Hilton became famous for her sex tape, and so you might say, she was asking for it. But even if she was asking for it doesn't mean we need to, as a society, stoop to her level then. I hate to see a sexually active woman dismissed as a piece of trash BECAUSE she is sexually active, which is really what that bit was about.

174- mabbo...

Thanks for all your negative feedback!!! Douchebag and cum rag... perhaps you can leave your middle names out of this.

I know this is probably a total waste of my time because it's far too sophisticated for you to comprehend...but I'm inclined to do so regardless.

I was simply stating that it's real telling of todays society that some elevate themselves via negativity or others pain. It is a sign of a morally bankrupt society...in my humblest opinion. You are certainly a vacant shell of a dog turd on your best day.

Oh... and I hope you get hit by a big black pornstar shaft up your uptight barking spider... unless you, as I suspect, already make a habit of doing so in which case I hope you get your fondest wish of a D.P.

spindoc===No, your the idiot..

Pariz might have looked surprized...
truzt me..she freakin knew that she
waz the latezt newz out there and
that bitch waz waiting for attention..
thatz why she freakin went inztead of
hiding.....the only thing she could do
waz act surprized, even pizzed..she so
playz U azzholez..your a dickbrain...

I was hoping by now nobody would remember her name.

You Lose.

dude, can we just quit talking about this bitch at least until she gets out of jail.
God only knows, we'll never hear the end of
it in 20 some days..

The crowd's positive reaction when Silverman mentioned Paris represents the majority of people all over the world how they feel about Paris.

LOL mabbo you rock!

Go Sarah!!

#197 frenchie: Thanks for replying frenchie. Glad to see you got my message. But hon, you're the one defending Paris Hilton not me...I dare you to go out in public and start that "poor sweet Paris" bullshit and hope you don't get slapped around. May I remind you that she is only in a jail cell for 23 days? Less than a month asswipe. Hardly what I would call rough times for a rich person. May I also remind you that she got her sentence cut in half for no real reason. Oh no, she won't have her entourage and won't be able to go to club Hyde for 23 days? Yes, she is really suffering...so much so frenchie that all of Hollywood feels teary-eyed for the bitch. Again, why don't you shut up and watch how sweet our princess of misfortune is while slamming her "BFF" Lindsay on camera behind her back. How about her use of the N-word and saying little gems like "I'm a black guy and I steal things" or "I'm an ugly Jewish bitch" just some of her whitty comments caught on camera. So yes, frenchie, my original, if crude, comments stand: you're a douchebag cum rag.

dude...if only paris didnt go to jail..then superficial.com could actually post some *real* gossip about hilton..sigh..what r the tabloids gonna do without her running about n causing controversy????

WTF, paris looks like someone just sprayd a huge fat load of man spunk on her mother! oh wait a second, I did!!

Agree with 106, #41 and #80 scare me. Most of you up there extolling "the big brass balls" have to be posers. It doesn't take balls to be a coward. A coward attacks someone who can't fight back, a coward is someone who kicks a person when they are down. MTV used Sarah to deliver the cheap material because no one of any integrity would do it. "Balls" would be someone calling her out to her face, not when she's in the audience and on camera. We are funny laughing about her going to jail, Sarah Silverman was not. I hope Sarah Silverman realizes she just committed social suicide.

I'm literally amazed at how many bloodsucking, worthless wastes of oxygen have the ability to type out a comprehensible sentence with their underdeveloped minds. I'm certain you feel no shame for the venom you spit at people you don't know, and that's what's so pitiful. I'm surprised you can even speak with fangs in your mouth. You are animals with no humanity, integrity, or worth. You channel meaningless hatred at people who don't deserve it. (Probably here you can respond with "oh well she sucks a lot of dicks." Is that a crime punishable by "shanking" or gangrape? Just don't go there.)

Perhaps she does deserve her jail time, but does she deserve public humiliation, and a huge crowd of people laughing at her misfortune? It's one thing for people not to care, but to enjoy it is disgusting. Every person in that room who laughed will get to dine with Satan soon enough, as will you. And the cowardly Sarah Silverman can be his personal whore.

Now go ahead, fire back with your pathetic, mindless insults and show everyone how worthless you are. Let's see how good your vocabulary is.

However, you can know ahead of time that I'm not planning on visiting this site again, as I prefer to converse with humans. So respond all you like but it will be for everyone else.

You know what would be Humiliating to me? Living the life of Paris Hilton. Doing drugs since I was in middle school, sex with numerous guys and dumping them because they just weren't hot enough for me. Filming myself naked (even when no one else was around). Filming myself having sex. Filming myself saying I'd let guys in the back door for some coke. Trolling for drugs on a party boat. Etc......

So many things Paris Hilton did in her life if I did just one of those it would be a shame that I would live with my whole life

Paris has done countless numbers of them

and she has done this being very unattractive and not all that rich

How does she do that

I DON'T KNOW

205-mabbo

Yeah I got your simple minded message ...thanks for stating the obvious with your imressive celeb know-how. However, I'm afraid you didn't understand mine. You're really not catching what I'm putting down are you? Judging by the unheeding attacks I guess it was a stretch for me to assume. I'll put it in layman's terms for you m-kay...but please stop reading if your brain starts to hurt.

Firstly there was no mention on my defending that twat anywhere in my origional post, nor do I defend any other celeritiy that repeatedly act out in an unsavory manner. She should go serve her time if not more. With that being said, Sarah's very publicized uncouth remarks is yet another chip in our crumbling moral fiber. It will now be accepted to act out that way. What is shoking today will be seen as meek tomorrow...no need for boundaries anymore, right?

My post had nothing to do with Paris but a mere commentary on general public attitudes and their increasingly sadistic need to see other's suffer. It is sad when people reduce themselves to the lowest common denominator of a caveman.

I'm positive you will be unable to differentiate between the two and call me some other witty names from your limited vocabulary. I'm sure it's not a stretch to say that often people wonder if you are stupid. May I suggest you shut your mouth as to not remove all doubt.

The bitch is loose... Rumors say she was infecting the other inmates with STDs (without even touching them).

It's an ankle-bracelet and home detention for pH (who's as BASE as one can get).

If I were Paris, I would put a hit out on that fucking no talent comedy cunt.

Have someone shoot her fucking head off.

i like sarah silverman and i don't enjoy paris hilton at all, but even i thought that she went alittle too far with her joke that night. how embarrassing for anyone to have to go through!

Fuck it, the bitch is out of jail (you can practically check it out anywhere you get your online news).

A glorified upset stomach got her out? wow I bet the word has been spread around other detention centers for a massive diarrhea bail-out strategy.

It's sad when authorities make a joke of themselves by allowing this shame to happen, and no one can say they couldn't give the proper medical attention in jail.

It's, it's just stupid.

both zhould be killed
and then dragged behind
a horze in the dirt like
Hector from "Troy"......

#198 krazihottkelli You posted...

"""spindoc===No, your the idiot..
Pariz might have looked surprized...
truzt me..she freakin knew that she
waz the latezt newz out there and
that bitch waz waiting for attention..
thatz why she freakin went inztead of
hiding.....the only thing she could do
waz act surprized, even pizzed..she so
playz U azzholez..your a dickbrain...""""

Got news for you, Paris isn't that good an actor. If she was, with her money and fame level she would be doing movies like Lohans movies, instead she has done a horror film where her best acting was getting a spike through her head, and a national Lampoon movie that never even made it into theaters.

She is the brain dead spawn of a lazy bored man who inherited wealth and never had to work, and an F list straight to video gold-digging soft core wannabe actress who's biggest claim to fame is that her sister was in the movie "Escape to Witch Mountain" Paris has her mothers lack of brains and her fathers lack of work ethic, she was out at the event for one reason and one reason only, she is an idiot that wanted to get her picture taken.

#208 woodhorse...

You wrote...
"I hope Sarah Silverman realizes she just committed social suicide."

Social Suicide? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, maybe if Silverman wanted to go out to a few clubs that cater to druged up fame junkies. I seriously doubt she has the lack of brains to want to get into "Hyde" every night of the week. The only people that care about things like "Social Suicide" are people like Paris that are vacuous bags of nothing with no real purpose in life and nobody who cares whether they live or die. For THOSE people Social Suicide may be a worry since getting into clubs is the only thing they have in their lives. For the rest of the world it is about as interesting as watching a homless person pick at herpes scabs ((Or Watching Paris doing the same thing))

#209 Brian I know you said you weren't coming back but in case you do i just wanted to ask if your penis has dropped yet you fucking gelding.

Oh yeah and my joke would have been "Paris Hilton is going to jail. Apparently the sheriifs office has ordered a bulk shipment of disinfectant, just to be on the safe side"

bwahahahahahahahahaha

That Paris, she's all class.

I understand that most comedians jobs are too make fun of people, but what Sarah Silverman did was just too harsh. She is a bitch.

Sarah is a bitch ...a HUGE HERO BITCH...

I move that we erect a huge statue of Sarah Silverman in our town square...and poo on her..like a bunch of pidgeons....cos she rules....

...let's just poo on Hilton Shmilton...She prolly gave someone a blow job for that early release...

...anyone that makes Herpes Hilton cry is MY HERO...that goes for Prince too..I love ya Baby!

Frenchie: Nice try. I know you're a true blue Paris fan. And bitch please, you come to a website like the superficial, log into a Paris Hilton post and start prattling on about humanity and how we're all cruel, and then say it has nothing to do with Paris, you were making a general statement? Buahahahahaha. Honey, the other PH lovers may be as dumb as you, but the rest of us are not. If you care so damn much about how humanity has fallen then get off the internet and go help the needy, the poor, the destitute. Don't bitch about how we are being too vicious to a spoiled rich celebrity...who now I hear got out of prison after only 3 days. Yes, a cruel, unfeeling world indeed. I feel sorry for Paris's inmates because they have to serve their entire sentences.

I don't know why Paris lets the small things in life bother her. So some ugly Jew bitch makes fun of you. Consider it a compliment because all that JAP has is her humor. Only Jimmy Kimmel would do that nasty ass!

223-

Jealousy is not your color. You don't wear it well.

#225: Who am I jealous of? You or Paris? Please be more specific.

#224: I doubt Paris even remembers the award show, she probably was so wasted that night the insult just washed right off her orange shoulders. That and snorting cocaine too much damages short term memory. Paris is fine.

226- this is getting really tiresome...

You are jealous of anyone that is privelaged (like Paris) because of your mediocre existence. Evidently you do not get the bigger picture... probably have a warm bodied job, make around 30K-40K a year, drive a tercel (or something like it) and look at everything (in your life) only as it relates to you.

It's safe to say you do not hold the same privelages that come her way. Hey...don't misplace your yealousy by lashing out on someone like me.

The reality is that you would give up your pinkeys and pinkey toes to be her without a second thought.

oh well it doesn't matter, Paris is a retarded plastic ho. and no, no one wants to be her. anyone who wants to be her for the money is just shallow and brainless.
and whether you agree with what miss silverman said doesn't matter, it was a joke that lasted a minute. boohoo. Get on with your lives and stop arguing :o :)

just my 2 cents

Sarah missed the boat on her criticism of Paris; who cares if Paris is a big fat slut? This country is filled with big fat sluts- it's our right to be big fat sluts if we want to be now- this isn't the 50's anymore, for chrissakes!! Women today can suck whomever's dick they please whenever they please & that's one of the perks of being a woman today...what century is Sarah living in?? Obviously she's got some serious sexual hangups...

Oh you guys are all just freaking haters..You guys are all just jelous cuz shes famous for doing nothing and your not.Quit hatin on paris hilton and get on with your life shes famous your not deal with it..haters!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah Silverman is the funniest comic. She is awesome. Paris is a public fiqure and shouldn't have broken the law. Can't she afford a driver? However, She should not be locked up in jail and tv time wasted on her. That news coverage and energy should have be used on the teen missing from Target that was found murdered. If all that energy, publicity and attention was on child molesters, killers, rapists, etc. someone's life may be saved.

Laughing my ass off, good for the judge and tough shit for miss Hilton. She's famous for nothing, her famous ass is in jail, I'm sitting in my not famous house drinking a not famous beer.

''I once saw a man murder her parents and then make fun of the way she was dressed''. rofl before you criticize sarah or paris learn how to spell or speak english better because what you wrote made no sense at all.

233 - it makes perfect sense you moron. Replace "her" and "she" with "Paris Hilton." All it takes is a little bit of reading comprehension.

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

"Silvercunt"? Oh you're clever. Did you come up with that and have been waiting for your chance to use it?

Shut the fuck up and turn your ass around punk ass bitch

I dont not think paris is a slut. EVERYONE says that, but wtf do you all really know? Shes seen with guys and partying and stuff but thats what some girls do. Doesnt mean she has sex with every single one of those guys. She only has sex with guys she considers her boyfriend. Whats wrong with that?? She made a sex video with her BOYFRIEND. Some people do that, probably even your parents record some crap when they feel kinky. Its just everyone calls her a slut cause the video got released. You all have sex too! WTF is the difference? She wasnt having sex with a random guy, shesh. That boyfriend was an asshole for releasing it.

Paris has been raised in an environment where there are no standards so how can we hold her to them? She is learning hard life lessons and it will change her for the better. She may actually contribute something to the world with her wealth and newfound understanding. Let's not judge but wish her well.

As for Sarah, Paris called it RIGHT ON. This woman is the devils mother! How can any human stand there exploiting another person for her own infamy and say what she said? She has no class, no heart and NO BRAIN. They should have dragged her oof the stage screaming.

Paris has been raised in an environment where there are no standards so how can we hold her to them? She is learning hard life lessons and it will change her for the better. She may actually contribute something to the world with her wealth and newfound understanding. Let's not judge but wish her well.

As for Sarah, Paris called it RIGHT ON. This woman is the devils mother! How can any human stand there exploiting another person for her own infamy and say what she said? She has no class, no heart and NO BRAIN. They should have dragged her of the stage screaming.

I normally don't find Sarah Silverman even mildly funny, but this shiz has me crackin up. Jack Nicholson drinking his water, and smirking it up was classic.

Everytime I start to feel sorry for Paris, I go to youtube, and watch one of the COUNTLESS videos of her either being mean and nasty to someone on camera, or using the word n@gger as easily as breathing is.

Karma is a biotch maybe the princess will remember that the next time she thinks she's better than everyone else.

Let's go to a comparison of these two girlies:

Sarah Silverman is a 'Hottie McHott' hot comedienne who has been in more than one good film feature and has a wide following of intelligent, articulate people who admire her for her talents. She is funny, urbane, and knows how to comedicly cut you like a Portugese fishmonger. While she has never been caught in any illicit tapes exhibiting her sexual prowess, this humble subbie does not doubt for a minute that Mistress Sarah could kill a normal human being with a mere moment of unbridled passion if they were not prepared for the sheer force of it.

This humble slut would kill or die for the chance to be her subbie...

On the other hand...Paris Hilton is a vapid, talentless skeez who is totally reliant upon her family's name and money to obtain/maintain some sort of an identity. She has not made any significant contribution to society until she finally went to jail. In addition, her turns at the 'Simple Life' were a waste of air-time, but they were modeled after her philosophy..."I'm simple with no life, and I'm a waste."

The best piece of film work that Paris was in was shot in night-vision, but the critics panned it and it did not do too well in the theaters. Ohhh, poo! However, i would have eaten her in those burger commercials...she got me moist with those!

While some people may find her blank vapidity and anemic, bulemic figure enticing, this humble subbie would like nothing more than to Domme her (while under the direct supervision of the very strict Ms. Silverman, of course)! Oh, the things that Mistress Sarah and i could teach that slut...

Paris, i do not hate you...but i do love to see you punished like the slut you are. Embrace being a submissive and call me for advice. i'll be gentle with you, i promise.

diane-slut

sarah is a racist piece of shit with no original ideas--she jumped on the chance to take a cheap shot because her comedic oeuvre consists entirely of toilet jokes and warmed-over dave chapelle humor (the kind that is only remotely funny coming from a black guy). i doubt she ever got discriminated against in her life. she has no right to talk the way she does. pathetic, leeching off the suffering of other races to try to boost her own failed career.

does making fun of paris really make her a hero? it's like picking on a retarded kid, a really obnoxious retarded kid, but still.

fuck paris and fuck her.

Silverman is nothing more than a trashmouth with no talent; her claim to fame is her profanity and vulgarity.

I don't particularly like Silverman's humor (except for the music video "Give the Jew Girl Toys"), but Paris needs to realize there is truth to the saying, "You can't have your cake and eat it too." If she wants the fame and fortune of being a public celebrity, she has to take the resulting infamy and misfortune if she makes stupid mistakes. I don't think paparazzi have a right to invade celebrity's privacy with super tele-photo lenses and helicopter photos of them in the "privacy" of their own home, but public behavior is fair game.

if you're gonna be a dumb bitch and let everybody know it, you're gonna have to be prepared for real people to make fun of you. i honestly don't know how she revives her self esteem.

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