Jun 14 2007Paris Hilton getting cartoon, losing weight

*falls asleep facedown in porridge*

Ew. Whats wrong with her ear. Probably std's.

Lost 5 pounds? So, can she hold her head up or what?

I like Garfield...

good god, this bitch is so fucking skinny and gross looking!!
if she loses another 5 pounds she will collapse in on herself!!

damn,she does not need to lose any weight! wtf! she is probably scared, but I assure you that she should not be scared (nobody want's herpes)

Jail as weight loss plan?
Great, now ALL the young starlets are gonna get DUIs.

I wonder if she's wearing her contacts in prison. Stupid brown-eyed tryin' to be blue-eyed fuckwad.

Oh and uberslacker??? They already have.

Last chance meat puppets... I have been a benevolent lord to you... Someone off this skank or I swear to Dad, I will start kicking your asses tomorrow... How does rivers of blood and a plague of locusts sound? Hmm? And don't think for two seconds I will be listening when the 08 election comes around... Last chance mortals... Off Paris or this Christ will have to start getting all Bronson on your asses...

The Big JC

hope it's one of those Japanese cartoons with tentacles and monsters

The only wieght she's lost is the pound of jizz slowly trickling out of her distended 'gina.

What's with Stan Lee? One of the greatest comic creators of all time and he's wasting his time with Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton.

And, on a side note, is there anything more annoying than these pop up Live Searches that superficial has installed. I'm all for you making money but nobody is going to click on these things and they're super annoying. Is there a plug in that will block them?

Skankerella?

Stan Lee's in it for the pussy, man.
Loving Anorexic Hollywood. It's great when they start losing their hair.

@12 - funny as hell.

I've got more moves than a chinese checker board. Just saying.

Sure they could. Garfield's fat.

the reason she loosing
weight iz the 90 caloriez
she uzed to get everytime
zhe zwallowed....her noze
iz zo ugly...

oh, z girl.... you forgot 4! haha.

The Shawskank Redemption.

I hope someday there will be some kind of natural selection that would eliminate useless people with too much cash, no talent and fake blue eyes...

Instead of drowning in self-pity,why doesn't she finally learn read and write during her detention time?Or the basics of HTML?Like i did during my detention time after i robbed this old age woman in a wheelchair on the street.

It's a little more serious than all that. Apparently they're forcing her to read all of krazihottkelli's comments and she's losing weight because of nonstop projectile vomitting (which curiously has a prominent "zzzzz" sound each time she erupts).

I hope to God that this is a fuckin' joke. Stan Lee couldn't do this to me.

Here, here @24. How much fucking effort does it take her to add a "z" into each and every word? I like the use of stanzas though so my eyes can automatically locate the post and skip it.

Are we supposed to feel sorry for her?

If Paris really wanted to raise money for charity and make a difference, she could hold a dunking booth and MILLIONS of people in L.A. alone would line up all day to watch her go under.

lol@#3. She is looking like a bobblehead.

veggi=dude*
I didn't forget 4...
people R complaining,
I guezz they're idiotz,
they don't underztand the
Z=zzz.

I alzo zee the Devilz wife
iz here....hello mrz. Zcratch

zkip my poztz
fuckface Ruby...
like I give a fuck...

U fuckin know your reading
them, thatz Y U keep
complaining, bitch.

QUE FEA!!! REALLY UGLY!!!! AGGGG

I'm sure she gains about 190 fucking pounds everytime her cornrowed cellmate Bertha lays on top of her at night.

You know, cunthead kelli, you have a point. I have been scanning them for any sign of intelligence. You have let me down once again. I give up.

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She's in a cell by herself 23 hours a day....how is she not sleeping? Maybe she's going through withdrawl from whatever drugs she take son a regular basis

No, the weight loss is important. She's starring in the new Bratz movie, and her head has to be as disproportionately large as possible. Now, it's all coming together.

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and all the while we are reading this somewhere a brown eyed girl lies in her prison bed weeping and trying not to poo

HaHaHaHaHa

No hotdogs and manjuice in prison!
What's she gonna eat and drink?
Boo fuckin hoo.

Skanky bag of bones.

Yep..call it "Sluterella" - "Herperella".

Spreading sexually transmitted diseases across the cuntry.

Go Paris!!

She is already disgustingly skinny. The last thing she needs is to lose weight. She needs to gain it desperately.

But whatever, if she wants to starve to death I won't stop her and I'm sure no one else will either.

Paris (and #38's comment) reminded me of Beavis and Butthead, not for the first time, obviously:

Butthead: Check it out. It's that Kaopectate--
Beavis: Oh yeah, that stuff is terrible. It's, like, expensive, and tastes terrible, and it doesn't work. It says it's for diarrhea, and I drank a whole bottle, but I never got diarrhea--
Butthead: Beavis--
Beavis: Then a week later, this brick pooped out of my butt. It was all hard and black. I can show it to you if you want.
Butt-head: You still have it?
Beavis: Sure. I keep it in my sock drawer.

She's on her last 30 seconds...time to pull out the eating disorder stunts...then onto drug addiction and/or re-bound marriage...not much longer...

Yawn.

If you're not showing a picture of her crying her eyes out, it's just not worth bothering with.

Yawn.

If you're not showing a picture of her crying her eyes out, it's just not worth bothering with.

omg se looks horrible

That's an insult to Garfield, unless you mean the movies cause those were shit. They should put her into something with a plot along the lines of the turtle webcam, where she plays the stupid wonky eyed turtle who is ran over by a car.

http://www.73ford.com/turtles.html

http://www.notsosimplelife.tv

she looks just like her chihuahua in this photo - I wonder why she picked him out of all of her pets to emulate?

well woodhorse, i agree but, i bet her chihuahua outweighs her by a good 15-20 pounds.

thesuperficial should get an award for employing the least-funny writers ever.

The smell of her dirty cunt is making her not want to eat...poor thing. aww, hunny, its ok, just douche.

So now she's 5'8" and 110 lbs. That's hot! No doubt she's doubled up on her Adderall, for her "ADD"--which stands for her ADDiction to speed so she can stay thin.

okay, so what I MEANT to type at #52 was that I really am a huge fan, and I hope she gets the help she needs. poor thing

that garfield cartoon rocked... i remeber the little duck with an inner tube..and a rooster or somesort... oh oh and nermal :D she was so cute..

I'm sick of her. It's not like she's in Rikers.

Sleeping with one eye open will to this to you.

I don't understand. So this Paris Hilton cartoon, it's a reality show? What do they need Stan Lee and Marvel for? I thought Paris already was a cartoon? Wouldn't it be repetitive for Stan to draw a cartoon of a cartoon?

When Paris Hitlon takes a piss she thinks "Thats hot" cause of her firecrotch and it would sting and she is gay lol

Attention seeking bitch shes not getting my sympathy. FUCK OFF PARIS.

does that mean she finally took a dump?

MTV is the devil.

MTV is not the devil, I should know,
I am married to him and make firery
sex to him 1,000 times a day.

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Her ears look like they're turning into Tinkerbell's!

worthless ho

If all celebs are anorexics, then why isn't someone doing something about this. They are so disgusting looking. nothing attractive with bones and no meat... Come on ladies, put some meat on those skinny asses

למה היא הייתה בכלא?

She lost weight? What else is going to hold her head down?

LOOK EVRYBODY THIS IS IMPORTANT !!!

paris hilton likes the media she likes to be talked about so ppl wont forget her. WE CAN MAKE HER GO AWAY 1. DONT BUY HER CD'S OR ANYTHING SHE INDORCES. 2. IF SHE SHOWS UP AT A EVENT BOOO HER. itz not really hard, im so sick of hearing about her. she probably already destroyed her career. maybe in 2008 there will be NO PARIS YAAH!!!

Ugga Wagga Wiggwam!

Peter Pan and I can make her go away, just say the words..now think lovely thoughts, and she's gone, its magic!

BEHOLD,the real paris hilton sans professional makeup,styling and designer wear!

my grandmother still looks better and she has being in a coffin for like, 10 years.

She hasn't eaten because there are no penises in there to eat.

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i can see u that u are very very skinny and look like u go to die but u dont need to lose ur weight and u really need to gain ur weight and are u try to make everyone to pay attenion u

I'd eat her pussy and spit it in her mouth along with her ass she is hot!!! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM !!!!