Jun 4 2007Paris Hilton gets pwned by Sarah Silverman

I don't find her funny but that was a good crack!

A good conditioning for her prison time.

Thanks Sarah for warming her up to abuse.

I love Sarah Silverman. Good on you, girl.

I thought that was her best joke of the night.

This is the happiest day of my life. the only thing that will make it better is the news the Paris got shanked

Is it pwned or owned? You decide.

She may have successfully torn into Paris, but Sarah Silverman is not funny.

The first part of her hosting was especially awkward.

This is all rigth... All I ask for now, is she be raped in jail....

I wish I was more into Sarah Silverman. Her voice just bugs the hell out of me. Would give her a hate fuck though.

That fucking look Paris does is the funniest part.

Okay...minority here. How much does it totally suck when someone revels in anothers misery?

hahaha she probably is going to sue the camera guy now

imran karim

Uber-pwnage dude!

Thats the meanest thing ever. I dont care how much you hate Paris Hilton, for MTV to do that to her face was so rude.

@11 Most of the time you would be right, but not this time! This stupid bitch is getting what she deserves. I could not be happier

Why'd they zoom in on Jack Nicholson so much after the joke? What does HIS penis have to do with--oh...

I don´t like Paris Hilton but that was wrong to do. She was tottally humiliated, that was just mean. It was wrong... so wrong.

I couldn't watch. Paris deserves to go to jail, she's a total moron for ever thinking she is above the law but I couldn't help but feel bad that everyone in the audience was laughing hysterically at her. Damn why do I feel so bad?!

Sarah Silverman looked hot last night. Kudos to her for having the balls to call that bitch out to her face, but I can't help but feel bad for Paris. It must not be easy to finally realize what a joke she is to the world and that she'll never get respect. I hope she can learn from this experience and become a better person... or not.

Silverman rocks. This was almost as good as Colbert at the correspondents dinner. The fact she rips on Paris in her presence makes it funnier.

Jack Nicholson looked like he loved that joke too

Well she's sure changed her act since those singing parts with Andrew Lloyd Weber.
Although some of the hopping around in those musicals can be funny as well.
? who... ? Brightman ? oh,ok - fact checker is on holiday

why are you doing this girl??do you think you are better of paris hilton???YOU ARE NOT!!!WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!!YOU SHOULD JUDGE YOUR SEL FIRT...AND THEN THE OTHERS!!!!AND PLEASE STOP WHIT THIS STUPID THONGS THERE ARE BIGGERS PROBLEMS IN THIS WORLD !!

15, I dunno. Why are we always happy when the mighty fall? Me? I tend to cheer when child molesters go to jail.

That was so wrong to put her out there like that, but I still loved it.

Good for Silverman.

it's been done before. i just loved the way her "peers" were in complete hysterics, and she looked like she was going to cry...

Sarah Silverman is just a cheap, dirty insignificant little bitch.

She´s got balls, but probably she´s gonna get sued for doing that. Totally.

I don't get it. Why does everyone hate Paris so much? She's taken responsability for her wrong-doing so why is everyone being so cruel about it.
I think ya'll are probably just jealous cause she's worth $300M and you're worth $50k (if that).

Psh. Whatever. Bitch got what she deserved. Paris brought this on herself, and by no means is she a victim.

I am by no means a supporter of Paris Hilton and her crazy antics but what Sarah Silverman did was not only below the belt but the fact that she relished in someone else's pain, no matter who she is, is disgusting. It wasn't funny. It wasn't witty or intelligent. Making a fool of someone in front of millions, while they're sitting there, incapable of fighting back with a camera in her face, is cruel. She's like this big ugly childish bully. And as for the person who said Paris should get raped??? You're a sick, sick person and you shouldn't wish that upon your worst enemy, let alone someone you probably don't even know.

Sarah who?

It didn't really sound like the audience was loving it. It sounded like a lot of awkward laughter, and some booing.

Poor Paris. Sure, she's done a lot of crazy stuff and I'm not sorry she's going to jail, but public humiliation is worse punishment than what most people get for doing what she did.

This totally reminded me of that roast of Adolf Hitler, he looked like he was going to cry when everyone laughed at him too, but I still laughed hysterically, because I'm not a Nazi sympathizer.
Paris might learn from this, I doubt it, but maybe she'll actually BELIEVE she's detested when she's in an audience full of people who are verbal about it. Sorry, she got what she deserved for showing up.

you know what, your all a bunch of pigs if you all agree with sarah silverman.. as if you can all talk.. sitting on the net watching these celebrity news and running up to who posts a first comment.. now as if you havent had sex or filmed yourself having sex, as if you dont smoke, drink do drugs or ever drank and drive.. just cause paris is an open girl who is open minded n tries new things and is on the media.. you have no reason to be angry at her.. if she shits you.. dont watch tv.. if you dont like her being on this site dont visit it.. but you pigs should get a life n be in paris's shoes..
hope you all cop the same shit shes copping at the moment one day!

I can’t fucking stand Sarah Silverman, so I can’t really get that excited about this thing. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE seeing Paris humiliated and driven to tears. But this was a totally calculated move by Silverman to get attention. And, instead of being funny on her own merits, she goes for an easy shot at someone in the audience, someone universally reviled, as a substitution. It's like making the villain in your movie a Nazi - who's gonna defend one of those? This was the last refuge of the lazy, unimaginative 'professional' comic.

yeh it was mean but lets face it
paris has:
A) stared in a porn film
B) gone commando MANY times (and been caught)
so she kinda has some of the penis jokes coming to her and also helllo she got in her car when her licence was suspended so hey its the risk you run, plus unlike everybody else in that room she has NO talent apart from pouting obviously!
so do i feel sorry for the poor little rich girl NO!

OMG, that was hilarious. Paris is like I'm gonna murder that bitch haha

Paris doesn't feel sorry for that poor little rich girl either. She already got her sentence halved, and after doing the sex tape, it's not like this is going to make her lavish dinners any more awkward. Oh, and her dinner guests are all at least nine-figure folks, and what do THEY care about petty moralizers anyway. They own the world, they make the rules.

#11, Your Mom: This skank deserves it like no other. She's done the same thing, so piss on her.

#18: You shouldn't feel bad, you should feel happy. The skank deserves it, again and again and again. She brought it all on herself.

I love the Superficial but the people who comment are awful. In particular, Brock-- You are a sick fuck. How about you try to come up with some new material rather than how you want to "hate fuck". Every comment I have read by you talks about how you think the woman in question is gross but that you would "do them" anyways. Get over your penis dude... no one cares. All the people feeling sorry for Paris because she got made fun of- stop, just stop. She is going to jail for DRIVING DRUNK... repeatedly. She can afford a cab/limo/pumpkin carriage. She chose to drive despite her suspended license because she doesn't care about other people or their safety and because she thought she was above the law. Yeah, Paris is a tool, and that is lame, but she takes absolutely no responsibility for it.. maybe now, after being humiliated she will take a new look at her character.

You people need to be smacked.

Enjoying someone else's misery and wishing them ill... even Paris Hilton... is a SIN.

The DEVIL loves you assholes!

Anyone who feels bad for Paris is a complete buffoon. Wow, she had ONE joke made about her at an awards show. She must feel devastated, I know I was the last time that happened to me! You know, when you make your name for yourself by being a stuck up bitch, and getting caught sucking dick on camera, you should expect a few jokes to be made at your expense. I'm sure she'll eat a couple of fruit cocktails while sitting in her 12 X 8 and get over it.

It's good to see Parasite finally getting the respect she deserves. How many people, and ethnic groups, has SHE humiliated publicly? How many people, and ethnic groups, has SHE bad-mouthed publicly and has never apologised for one single retarded, reprehensible remark that has come out of her mouth. So I see by some of the comments here that many do feel she is beyond reproach for her poor behaviuor.
So sad...

Jew.

#34, George: I've already "copped shit". I was married.

You Paris sympathizers need to go fuck yourselves. Paris is a no talent ass clown, and apparently she’s the last to know it. She thumbed her nose at the law again and again, and finally she got caught. Fuck Paris. She deserves what she gets.

Nice!
The only way the joke could have got funnier was if some crazy Paris fan would have rushed the stage with a baseball bat and started pulping Sarah Silverman's annoying face in.

I'll be the first person to call Paris a dumb ho, but that's a little over the top. She's going to prison; let her pay her dues and let's just move on already.

WTF is going on here?

Didn't find Silverman's material too good but initially all she does is announce Paris is going to jail. It's the audience that makes it what it is. And why is Paris at the MTV awards? Did someone confuse it with the porno awards?

I'd give my right arm to fuck Sarah Silverman. I'd lose my right arm if I ever fingered Paris Hilton. I know who's side I'm on.

She is so going to get laid every day in there. Fuck this was funny.

#22 is the best post ever.

What's happened on here? Where did all the cry-baby wallflowers suddenly appear from? Paris deserves everything she gets and then some more. Shut your whiney yaps. See if you say the same when she runs over you when she's off her tits.

And, rape? It's the only way she'll learn.

#29? you took the words right out of my mouth.

Silverman is a 2nd rate, limp, slutty comedianne who's jokes are rarely funny. In fact, the only thing that made this joke even part funny was Parasite being in the audience. Otherwise; YAWN!

Sweet! And all those who say that Sarah Silverman was being mean, we are being mean...WHATEVER. For all the whining Paris has been doing about going to jail & the reduced sentence & specially made comforts, this is really a small price to pay.

Loved the look on her ho face!

Jack might be looking smug now, but he got his that night too from Silverman. Drunk bastard.

And just because you don't wear underwear, doesn't make you a slut.

Reminded me of the Spongebob where he tells squirrel jokes with Sandy the squirrel in the audience. No legal probs for Sarah ripping off Spongebob though. Viacom's one big happy family.

It's comical how many posters here turn on a dime "I'm not a fan of Paris BUT...". Sarah Silverman didn't call her 'broke, ugly and poor' or a 'fat Jewish bitch' or a 'whore' so she STILL held back from dishing out exactly what Paris has asked for in terms of a good old-fashioned verbal beat-down.

And #28, Kennedy, yeah, that's right, we're all jealous of Paris Hilton because we're "only worth 50K (if that)", hahaha. Join the ranks of the other confused ninnies here who've followed celebrity links in their unquenchable thirst for gossip, and ended up on a celebrity hate site claiming to not know why everyone hates all these totally awesome famous people who are so rich and so pretty.

I can't stand Sarah Silverman but at least SHE NOT A CONVICTED FUCKING DRUNK DRIVER!! You people defending and feeling sorry for Parisite are LOOOOSERS. This is the same woman who rose to fame with a dick in her mouth, who sang about hating jews, blacks and poor people and who has been more priviledged than ANY of us will ever be in this life and YOU feel sorry for her - BWAHAHAHA! I think SHE feels sorry for all of YOU because you're at the bottom of the fucking food chain and she gets to ride above it. PLUS, humiliation is apart of the PUNISHMENT of breaking the law dumb-asses! What she suffered at the hands of SS is NOTHING compared to REAL prison (which she won't be going to by the way). If she can't take a harsh joke at her expense (that she DESERVERS for breaking the law) then she's a weak, whiney, spoiled brat who would NEVER survive the indignities that YOU and average people face on a daily basis in life.

Oh, aNd comedians have been making fun of people in the audience FOREVER - that's what they do (for those of you too fucking stupid to realize that). EVERYONE is fair game at the hands of a comedian.

Day one - I got to my cell. it sucked. my gaurd is hot. He watched me pee. that was hot. My cell mate is bertha. She wants to toss my salad. I said sure, at lunch. I sat in my cell and read my Dr Seuss books. they sure are hard.

People are happy about JUSTICE being served.
Pari$ thought $he could get away with whatever $he plea$ed becau$e $he'$ got $$$$$$$$$$.
People admire justice......apparently even Paris admires it(if you believe her PR bullshit).
I personally find this justice a wonderful thing because it'll show the dumb girls who idolize her that there are consequences to fucked up actions. Pari$ thought $he wa$ above the law... Pari$ thought the law was only for the little people. The law $lapped her fugly ass good.
This is a great day and Sarah Silverman nailed it.

Yeah... see, I don't know. I guess it's one thing to be anonymous on the internet and laugh at her when she puts herself out there, but to go on stage, at a televised event and go out of your way to make inappropriate comments like that.

Paris DID look like she was about to cry, the audience, while some were laughing, DID sound uncomfortable...

It was low.

You know, your sister site IWATCHSTUFF.COM had a writeup about the ol' movie awards....But to sum up, Paris Hilton sucks and Sarah Silverman is awesome.

I think Sarah has just been stealing all of our comments about Paris.

What I really don't get is why Paris did not just shout 'Fuck you' then walk out, I would have.

#63 and 64
geniuses

Hey...does anyone out there have a link to the video of her drunken, racist rank? If you do, please post it. It seems many out there do not know the true nature of this harpy and need to see it first hand. Oh... She also hates poor people and those who attend public school and makes fun of them too.

a hiaku:

sarah silverman
is fucking hot and funny
eat a dick paris

http://www.funderpants.com

Paris Hilton obviously showed no concern for the people she could have murdered driving around drunk several times in her car so why should Sarah Silverman give a shit that she might hurt poor little Paris's feelings?

Maybe if Paris had had her feelings hurt once or twice before in her life she would make such stupid decisions. I don't blame Paris for her earlier actions because a Rat would make a better mother than Kathy Hilton, but she's an adult now and she fucked up. And guess what, Sara Silverman called her on it!

32. I hate Paris. She is getting what she deserves. I was feeling bad for her until I read your post and you put it into perspective. So true. You can look at the scene and think "how horrible" but when you step back and see the whole picture, it comes into focus. Touche w/ the Hitler comment but accurate!

#34 - Since when is drinking and driving considered "trying new things" or being "open-minded"??!!?

Why doesn't Paris just disappear already.

I could care less about Silverman one way or the other. I don't find her funny.

But, uh, Kennedy...

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. which she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and fines.

She was pulled over again by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive.

She then was pulled over AGAIN by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating her probation.

Did she enroll for her required "alcohol education" course? Nope.

That's called getting thrown in jail for NOT accepting responsiblity for your actions.

She also arrived 15 minutes late to court for her sentencing.

Responsible? You betcha.

Paris deserved it. She went to the event and should have had a pretty good clue that she might be the target of some of the usual pop culture-oriented routines that the hosts tend to do at these types of shows. But rather than stay home and cry, Paris -once again- couldn't resist being in the spot light, so she went to the show anyway. No pity here. She knew it was coming.

WTF!!! People are defending Paris?? Oh please!! If her widdle feelings are hurt she can cry her tears in some prison guard's lap...and blow him while she's there. She's a low class skank with high class money - and that's all she is.

#65,

I agree. While we all sit around and say nasty stuff about these assholes in the entertainment industry, I don't think there's a single one of us here who would actually pull something like this, given the opportunity.

And Silverman couldn’t do it in any other venue, either, where cocksucker Paris couldn’t retaliate. It may seem ballsy to some that Silverman pulled this, but she’s just another coward.

And that's not a defense of Paris, who invites this kind of shit - it's an indictment of Sarah Silverman. She's just another self-involved piece of shit celebrity loser.

not that i watch these mtv award shows anymore, but this is what happens! deal with it. anyone is game. it's comedy, no one is safe.

and why did Paris go? was she nominated for something?

1) #51 is right, the audience made her comment about going to jail big.

2) Paris put herself in this hot seat. When you're a dillusional, talentless celebrity that trotts around flashing her vag, drinks and drives recklessly, "inspires" young kids into dressing like prostitutes, all the while carrying the persona of a stupid rich brat (she's too old for that too)-- PUBLICALLY, I do not see a reason as to why she SHOULDN'T expect to get grilled.

3) her stupidity shouldn't be supported, unless you're into being stupid yourself.

Sarah who? She just said these things to get media attention because no one knows or cares who she is.

As for Paris, what goes around comes around, she is made out-of-the-same cloth as this nobody comedian. They deserve each other.

I'm not a big Sarah Silverman fan, she kinda just tells the same 2 jokes over and over and her delivery gets more and more tiresome each time, but that was pretty freaking hilarious to watch.

and it's good that she finally knows what the public thinks of her. maybe she'll get off her high horse.

does anyone honestly feel bad for paris' hurt feelings? you have got to be kidding me!

Am I the only one who thinks/hopes that Sarah may have hammered the first blow to put the death nail in Paris's time as a "celebrity".

That crowd really really seemed to agree with Sarah, and was very anti-Paris....I hope that the tide is finally turning

please: there's no point to arguing the ethics of handling paris hilton, especially if you're on the superficial.

OK, i seriously don't understand why? do everybody hate on this girl! YES, She is rich, but really what is the real reason why everybody hate her? Is it because, you wasn't born with a silverspoon in your mouth, she can't help that! if I was in was her shoes, I'll be like"fuck you, and shove 10 million dicks up all of you're asses" don't think that she's the most innocent bitch in the world, but is she the only one that you can rag on?

i hate to say it, but i think she crossed a line.

The fact that the crowd kept the applause going and going was the best part.

#83 Lambman, Hollywood is full of sheep, terrified to do anything they don't think the rest will accept. Now they've all been cheering together over Sara's comment. I think you make a great point and hopefully it will come true.

however, i still love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3JfCpojoFk

You have to get to the part near the end where she says someone is a poor public school bitch who's probably from Compton. There's another in which she's singing We Are Family and changing the lyrics to insult everyone she can see, it's probably on youtube as well.

In Hollywood everything is relative. (meaning nepotism - who your relatives are)

That is why this no talent, ugly comedian got this job. There are many good looking funner people in Hollywood.

It is also sicking that Poor Paris is still trying to promote herself as a little weak girl. She is 26 for heaven-sake. In another 4 years she will be considered middle-aged by Hollywood standards. Don't worry her career is over. She is only still around so the 24-hour a day news stations have something to report on.

If you are a public school bitch from Compton then yeah, you will most definitely be down and out.

All of you are just hater and jealous that Paris looked so fabulous last night before she went to jail. She's so brave and great and everyone loves her.

Ok i'm not against the fact that Paris should get jail time, in fact that's a good thing to know she's getting tha same treatment (well, at least part of the same treatment) a common person will get.
But i think a public humilliation of that size is just wrong.
Even Sarah Silverman showed some angst while doing bit.
Making fun of other peoples misery is just evil.
I'm not a fan or hater of Paris but to my knowledge even she has not kicked anybody while they're down.

Since when is character assassination funny? Sarah Silverman is NOT funny -- she's just abusive and insecure.

Her whole body is a cavity.

Sheva,
Thanks for confirming my previous comment that you delusional Parasite worshippers believe she should be able to get away with anything and say anything she wants, but no one is supposed to call her out on it.
Your Compton comment proves that you are just as much of a "hater" as you consider those who do not worship Parisite to be. I do not hate anyone; but someone such as Parasite, who shows no regard for any else's feelings usually does not get shown respect in return for their callousness. Do you feel sorry for Linsey Lohan because Parasite humiliated her in front of scores of paparazzi by throwing her out of a party and calling her "firecrotch?"

Omg, 91....I owe you....because that was the biggest laugh I've had all year.
Thank you.

FYI, If ever, EVER I look anything like Paris...pull the fucking plug.

Paris is prettier than Sarah anyway. fuckin kike

That was awesome. Ballsy, too.

'pwned'? as in an abbreviation of 'pawned'? sarah silverman pawned paris? mm. she might get a peanut or something.

Nothing like a good public shaming, when it's well deserved.

Whatever she has done, but this is a rude thing to do to her. Many people might not like her, others envy her fortune, but go back to the principles and values.

By the Justice System, she deserves some respect for not trying to buy her way out, at least she could have bought a paid jail. At this point she's scared as hell and being humiliated at the event in such a way was rude and inhumane. Put yourself on her shoes before writing stupidities and hate loaded comments.

Finally, she's getting 21 days of time to think alone without all the media bugging her, and she can turn this into a positive experience to shut us everybody off.

Hey, I am sure she will make millions of just selling the rights to tell her experience. Believe it or not, but that's how it works.
On this 21 day experience she'll make more money than many of us in our lifetime, so let her be.

I grew up in a place filled with bitches like Paris, and let me tell you they almost never learn! They think everyone wants to see their tits and cooch, if someone calls them out on their slutty ways, they are prudes and jealous. These bitches need to be told how much they are hated, because they get worse, and worse, bitches like Paris need to be humiliated.

Sarah Silverman was hosting, she's a comedian, she made a joke, people laughed. How can anyone try and fault Sarah for doing her job and entertaining not only the majority of those in the audience, but millions at home.

If Paris didn't want people calling her a spoiled slut, it would help her cause not being a spoiled slut.

I am one of the minority who loves Sarah Silverman's dry comedy, and thought it was really, really tame. We've probably said worse to our friends knowing it was in jest.

You people defending Paris. ( I never thought I would run into that at this site ) are overreacting. "You don't make fun of another person's misery, thats just cruel". She's going to jail for 26 DAYS!!!! Not for years, not for months, DAYS!!!! So get over this "funning another person's misery". Its not like they are cracking cancer jokes when she has terminal cancer. If anybody deserves to be publically humiliated its her. Its actually the least we can do seeing that she's already getting special treatment without stepping foot in the jail. Time off for good behavior? "Normal" people have to be in jail before we receive that and she has it already. Fuckin' bullshit!

Wow, you people are smug a-holes. I love this site but some of you who comment are so ugly inside.

You must be miserable people. Misery loves company - insecure morons who revel in other people's misery b/c they have to much angry and resentment at those more fortunate. Yeah, celeb stuff is funny because most of them live in a fantasy world, but why are some of you so nasty about it?

Who the hell cares what Paris' has done - most of you have probably done the same! Why are you so quick to judge - and WHY do you sit behind your screen and make obnoxious comments about being HAPPY about it?

And don't tell me not one of you ever drove after drinking, or got into a car with someone you knew had a few drinks. Yeah OKAYYYY.

That is awesome, Sarah Silverman is my hero!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU SARAH!

If I was worth several million, I think I'd hire a driver. Especially after my license was suspended.

sarah silverman needs to shut her nasty jewish trap...u never know whats gonna come out of her mouth, she's needs to be stoned...

If Paris had half a brain she should have laughed along with everyone; whether she found it funny or not. But we're talking Paris and she doesn't have 1/2 a brain

What's sad is that it shows that Paris will not stay out of the public eye no matter what. She's a complete dumbass for even showing up at the MTV awards. So she deserves it.

Jack Nicholson's reaction was the best part of it for me...I mean, he didn't hide his amusement at all, and he's so crazy-looking to begin with...I loved it.

what the hell happened to the posters on this site? when did the superficial become populated with humorless people who sympathize with spoiled rich kids who are famous precisely because they get the kind of attention that Silverman dished out? it's like a bunch of 15-year-old girls have taken over the superficial.
and if paris were any kind of mensch, she would have laughed riotously at herself and felt bad in private...

#106...SHADDUP ALREADY! Jesus.

OMGOMG I love sarah Silverman Again. Holy crap!

hahahahahahahahaha, Yes! yes yes yes and she was right fucking there too! Soooo good, better than sex. no question, Hands down, better than fucking sex.

I don't see this as pwnd.It's to easy to take turns in this way publicly on Paris.Sarah Silvermann and the rest of those hypocrites should take a good look at their self.Are they mother's dearest and haven't done anything wrong ever in their lives?In my eyes the big loosers are this Silvermanbitch and the rest of this MTV-audience.

Sadly, none of Sarah's jokes made her any less hairy.

Haven't you fixed the Typekey connection yet??I almost start to miss Typekey...

I'm going to be cringing over that one all day. I hate me some Paris, but that was very uncomfy...in a funny way. Maybe if these people start getting shamed more, they'll straighten up a little.

Hahahahahahahaha

man, I don't know what you guys are talkin about...Sarah Silverman is fuckin hilarious. I have her standup "Jesus is Magic" and it never gets old. I didn't watch the MTV Awards so I can't comment on her hosting skills, but this roast she did on paris is typical of the jokes she does that are always close to crossing the line. i'm not surprised. and really, the audience cheering before she even made a joke is what did Paris in. that shit was great

HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS

We all know now for some time already Paris got sentenced for jail,is this new??.Once the dog got knocked down good,you don't kick it afterwards and certainly not publicly.Sarah Silvermann shows who she really is.

That was so wrong , I can't stand that woman. I am kind of indifferent toward paris, well one day I like her, then I see something she does and the next I don't. But I do feel really bad for her here. Why don't people just let her do her time and leave her alone. I can't stand people like sarah silverman who have no morals and will do anything to be noticed. Karma will come bite ya in the ass, don't forget it.

why are people turning on sarah silverman, saying she has no morals??? i've heard 300x worse from other people, be it on television, radio, or right here on this site. the fact that she can say it in front of paris hilton makes her a better person than all of us, if you ask me. and much, MUCH funnier

why are people turning on sarah silverman, saying she has no morals??? its fuckin comedy, man, THIS IS WHAT THEY DO. i've heard 300x worse from other people, be it on television, radio, or right here on this site. the fact that she can say it in front of paris hilton makes her a better person than all of us, if you ask me. and much, MUCH funnier

I felt uncomfortable watching but shyt she deserves it and then some. So long SUCKA!

Rosemary, when you want to talk about someone with no morals who will do anything to be noticed, you can't look much farther than Paris. Between all the sex tapes, wanton drug use (which she lovingly filmed for us), it's amazing she can find the time to drink and drive!

For the record, why do people like Paris? Is it the herpes, the racism, or the superiority complex?

what a shock; very tasteless comedy.

A big shame for Sarah Silvermann and her people for being sadistic!I hope Jaweh will take turns on them in the same way.

If so many people found it funny, maybe it isn't the comedy that's tasteless. Just a thought.

You know, at least Paris has admitted to her wrong doing. I don't think that she needs some stupid Z-list woman no one's ever heard of to make fun of her. She has been a strong person and has even said that she could have gone to a 'pay jail' but instead she wanted to be treated like everybody else and go to a county jail. I think that you all should just grow and learn to give people their dignity, even if you are not their biggest fans. I don't hear anyone being so mean to people such as Lindsay Lohan who is a total mess, or Naomi Campbell for HITTING most of her staff. And Pete Doherty for that matter, who has been caught with drugs so many times and was even pictured injecting herion into an unconcious girl's arm. I do respect you, because if you hate her, that's fine, it's your opinion and no one can take that from you. But to just totally take the piss out of someone you DON'T EVEN KNOW, I think that's pretty pathetic.

I didn't want to watch that shitty show. But three things happened that made me glad I watched...
The look on that cooze's face, when that unfunny Sarah ripped into her ? Fucking PRICELESS!!
The bitch looking like she was trying not to dry...Fuck her !
Johnny Depp, sexy son of a beyach !
Will Farrell and that Borat guy...
But back to that ass crack Paris...
I wish she, and her mother would run off a cliff, and get eaten by mudbugs, and dogs.

I didn't want to watch that shitty show. But three things happened that made me glad I watched...
The look on that cooze's face, when that unfunny Sarah ripped into her ? Fucking PRICELESS!!
The bitch looking like she was trying not to dry...Fuck her !
Johnny Depp, sexy son of a beyach !
Will Farrell and that Borat guy...
But back to that ass crack Paris...
I wish she, and her mother would run off a cliff, and get eaten by mudbugs, and dogs.

Bedbugs, it was a joke. The defenders of Paris are a riot. She would spit on them if she thought anything of them.

The best part is the utter egotistical nature Paris always displays. When she gets hammered on the joke about hurting her teeth, the camera goes to her and you can see how upset she is but then she notices the camera and she goes into her self love mode.

Karma is one helluva biyatch.

Pariz deservez everything
she getz..she putz herzelf
out there , then we will
rag on the bitch....

I noticed Jack N. in
the audiance..even he
wouldn't do her and
hez az old az the hillz...
love him , though...

It was rude, it might´ve been funny if she wasn´t sitting there in the audience. Then it´s just rude and unnecesary.

The good thing about this is that maybe this way Paris will finally go away, stay home and relax. She doesn´t need to be famous to be rich, she´s a freaking millionair already.

All the fame she´s got is shameful, she´s practically a joke. And its all her fault.

Go away Paris. Go away.

Those of you who attack Sarah Silvermans status are no better then Paris, but at least she can afford to be constantly fucked up so she doesn't have to see the sad life she lives. The rest of you simply dream of a life like hers, full of drugs, orgies, and herpes.

Hahaha! I can't believe how many people are offended by this.
Paris is a spoiled, immoral girl who treats everyone like shit--including her 'friends' if it will get her in the spotlight. Sarah Silverman is totally great, and honestly as crude as her jokes can be, I'd rather my daughter look up to her than Paris Hilton hands down. At least she is famous as a comedian--not for being fucked on tape-great role model!

#129 oh fuck - no its not. For chrissake, the girl has some money. Small price to pay. Besides, she'll be making more with this whole sorry tale.

the camara should have been on paris the whole time sarah was roasting her

The more I think of it, this had to be a real Carrie covered in blood moment for Paris. How great is it that she would be in a room with a couple thousand people who laugh their asses off when they hear Paris Hilton is going to jail? Thank God she doesn't possess telekinesis.

sarah silverman is so funny, but i did feel slightly bad for paris. i mean, if everyone in the entire room was laughing at my expense, i'd feel pretty bad about it too. but she had to expect it before she went there. how could she not? she's paris hilton. and she's going to jail. why would jokes be made? hmmm. (<-- sarcasm? yeah.)
yay sarah.

Apology to Sheva...but if you have read some of these whiny, self-righteous, Parasite supporters posts, you see that some of them are saying these things in all seriousness. I find this unbelievable...But, I am beginning to think she has her PR team in overdrive to try to sway public opinion and gain sympathy. If you deleted all the PR posts, I wonder how many supporters would be left. My guess is only a hand full.

wowww. i dont like paris, and i dont hate her but that was SOOO fucked up....she didnt deserve the whole room to cheer. i dont care what no one says, no one deserves that.

ROFL! I can't believe she did that to her face. I don't think Kathy Griffin even does that.

And #34... no we don't all have sex tapes because there's such a thing as having enough common sense to NOT do things on camera that you don't want everybody to see. And we're not all cokeheads either.

that was totally awesome..man!was I laughing in total amusement..poor skank going to jail for being a moron..Sarah Silverman u rock girl!!Eva Mendez and Jack Nicholson Laughing? man that was GOLD!!!bout time someone say it right to her face!! remember kimberly stewart? motorbike ran afoul right in front of the paparazzi..hilarious and sooo funny..come to think of it IT MADE my DAY!!

Neither Paris nor Sarah matter at all in the world. It's one blank face making fun of another.

Cheers for misery. Like anyone else who breaks the law, you get punished for getting caught. Suck it up.

Someone said that we're just jealous of Paris. I can't speak for you, but I can speak for myself, and I would choose to be me over her anyday. Money is not everything.

I'd rather have self respect, which is something she clearly doesn't have. She made a sex tape that she profited from, and any of you that thinks that was "leaked" or an "accident" must be unaware of the fact that she bragged about how much money she made from it.

I don't know about you, but if someone leaked a video of me giving head, I'd be furious and someone would be in jail. My self respect has no price tag.

Not to mention that she's gotten a DUI and her license was suspended, yet she continued to drive anyway. Uh hello? Hire a driver! I don't get it! Will it take her killing someone before she actually feels sorry for her actions?

And let's not forget her racist rants she's made on video numerous times.

It's just sad that there are parents out there that actually think she's a good role model for their kids. If they do truly think that, then those kids have no chance. What happened to the days of self respect and just being a girl? Now you have to be a whore before you can get noticed?

If she thinks it's ok to market herself as a careless dimwitted slut, then she shouldn't get mad when someone calls her out on it.

So disgusting. So American.

I'm not jealous of someone who has herpes. Period.

Man, I have admit, Sarah makes my penis rise. It's just something about that jet-black hair, brown eyes, firm body, and the potty-mouth... Mmmmm, yummy... And then I think about her and Jimmy Kimmel and it all shrivels up in disgust. Oh well, I'd still have at it if given the opportunity.

And no, I don't feel bad for skank. Her and her little network of sleaze deserve all the humiliation they can get. Christ it's so annoying constanly hearing about these crack-ho's!

Yo can bas mouth Paris Hilton all you want, but i'll be damned if I'll sit quietly by and listen to all you pampered, ineffectual, over-supervised emo fucks bad mouth the time honored tradition of drunk driving. Drunk driving is not a crime, it is a sport, a calling, and for some, like myself, a way of life. If you haven't ever been drunk driving then you, quite simply, do not drink nearly enough; and for that, I am truly sorry.

Drunk driving, like any other worthwhile skill, can be developed and honed nearly endlessly. I have been drunk driving literally tens of thousands of times and I feel as if I have only scratched the surface of the possibilities of this magnificent art form. Yet, in all my practice sessions, I have yet to get pulled over even once and have never hit anyone or wrecked a vehicle. How is this possible if drunk driving is the horrible scourge that all of you have been told it is? Quite simply my mush brained friend...you have been LIED to. Drunk driving is a fine and noble undertaking and well worth your time and effort to master. Drink my friends drink like it's your last day on earth and then, when you are good and drunk, get in your effing car and drive!

Who the hell are all these morons defending Paris? Shut the fuck up! Paris isn't even a person so how are we enjoying a person's misery? Fuck Paris. She is FINALLY getting what she deserves. I wish that bitch had broken down and cried and then everyone had thrown trash at her. When will she realize the world hates her stinking guts? Thank god for Sarah Silverman!

Jessica #132! you again! shut the fuck up you dumb fat bitch, go to a paris fan site, and get the fuck out of this forum this is a nota fan site, but then again your stupid redneck ass probably didnt know the difference.

hahahahaha poor paris :):(

Sarah Silverman is an ugly jew bitch. What a cheap shot. Very unimanginative Sarah Silverjew.

Um I think everybody forgets that this is the same girl that badmouths and hates Jews, Hispanics, Blacks, asians, etc. and doesn't mind letting the rest of the world know. The same girl that treats the rest of the world like shit because she thinks shes better. Everyone forgets that and when shit like this happens all of a sudden its "why are they so mean to paris?" why dont you look back and find out instead of flap your gums like the dumbass you are

SHE DESERVES A PUNISHMENT!!!!! BUT THAT JOKE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those who make fun of Paris because she was maybe going to cry are morons. I don't know much people who wouldn't feel bad if a room full of loosers who worth like 10$ were laughing at him or her. C'mon maybe Paris is stupid but humiliating her in front of tones of people is the lowest thing you can do to someone...

LOVED it! i laughed so hard that i almost wet myself!

Perhaps Paris is not the best person in the world (YES, SHE ISN'T) but, in my opinion, that situation is not desirable for anyone even being Paris Hilton, she has no fault of being rich and a big child, probably her parents are not feeling guilty, but they must to.

Sarah Silverman didn't say anything that everyone around here didn't know before. I think that you'll be more comic if nono had laugh. xD

I don't like Paris, but that moment may be the worst of her life. Poor Little Girl.

Just throw that Sarah silverman bitch in the jail and let her have a gasshower...Oh,now it's suddenly not funny anymore?Why's that?

a mistake:
*if no one had laugh

You morons defending this skank are just like all the Michael Jackson supporters: STUPID!!

The skank needed this to show her what people truly think of her. The one and only thing wrong with this is that it didn't happen a lot sooner.

I thought the clip was really funny, but when I read some of the comments (especially #157, #45, and #109) I found out that Sarah Silverman is jewish! Now I don't know what to think. I mean, I thought she was funny at first, but now that I know she's jewish I feel more like vomiting rather than laughing. Thank God for people like Jen, Dirty Sanchez, and Dianne who are brave enough to do their civic duty and publicly out these heebs on an internet message board. If it wasn't for them, or people like them, I very well could have lived my life completely unaware of Sarah Silverman's jewry. You guys are the real American heroes, and I look forward to finding out how many other jew rats there are in Hollywood through your future posts.

HAHAHAHAHAH YAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

I hope Parasite is paying you guys overtime for this. You sure do provide us with a lot of comic relief with your "poor little Paris, mean ole' Sarah" diatribes.
I heard they just made a revision to Webster's...if you look up the word hypocrite, there's a picture of a bald-headed, wonky eyed, brown-eyed girl in an orange jumpsuit and flip-flops.

I'm not much of a fan of either Paris or Sarah, but please stop with the jew jokes.

You fucking SOUND like Paris Hilton--just as trashy. Not funny or clever at all.

I'm not much of a fan of either Paris or Sarah, but please stop with the jew jokes.

You fucking SOUND like Paris Hilton--just as trashy. Not funny or clever at all.

sorry for the double post. but I mean it.

#157, Jen: "Sarah Silverman is an ugly jew bitch. What a cheap shot. Very unimanginative Sarah Silverjew."

Well, you sure showed her how to be creative and imaginative. What are you, a gradeschooler?

I think it should be noted that everytime someone makes fun of Paris Hilton, a kitten gets its wings.

Sarah isn't even telling a joke here. Nobody gave a shit about this stupid ugly bitch before her crappy sex video circulated. It wasn't even a good porno. It's all blurry, her fruitty boyfriend is really fucking annoying, and Paris is not much to look at. At least the Pam Anderson video was worthy of jerking off to. Half of you posters are obviously not regulars. This is a site for people who hate Hollywood, and Paris is the epitome of that hatred. She's as classy as a chav. This is just awesome coming from Silverman, a female comedian who is actually funny, and good looking without makeup and photoshop.

I wonder if Paris go lick-a-de-split in prison, yet?
Or better yet, do you suppose is the licker or the lickee?
Gov.

Paris is rightly slammed for her blatant violations of the law and is in jail now so justice in a way is being served but I do have some qualms with it.

Who is this yenta to attack her for giving blowjobs? Like it's a bad thing. Blowjobs are a good thing. And even if Paris isn't that good at it and doesn't finish the job properly at least she's trying to make people happy.

And I always support those that try to make the world a a happier place.

So you just keep on blowing Paris.

I don't think what Paris does with her mouth to a man's penis could technically be called a blow-job. More like oral herpes transfer.

#155 I've never posted on this site before, you must have a different Jessica. Honestly. I'm just standing up for what I believe in. Yes she should be punished for what she did, definately. But it's just not nice for anyone, and I mean ANYONE who is in that situation to get the piss taken out of them on TV. That's just not right.

#14 - Why do you think MTV even invited her? Because she's a recording artist? Don't kid yourself. She was there to be a target, & she swallowed that hook so deep into her gullet that it's currently being removed by her Butch roomie at Lynwood!
#22 - Olga, it's called SCRIPT WRITING. Do you really think that Sarah made that up on the fly? Take you sanctimonious self back to English class & learn to spell the words accurately before you come back.
#42 - You sure you're real name isn't Edna?
#99 - go to urbandictionary.com and look up pwned. They will tell you where the phrase originated.
While you're there, go & vote a thumbs up to the definition that I recently posted about Paris Hilton: HEIRHEAD!
Good riddence to her - finally some relief from Paris & Lohan for a few days. Bring on some new articles - and NOT ones about Britney.

178--it may be wrong, but it feels so right.

FOR ALL THE PARIS HATERS, SUCK BALLS, COW BALLS! DON'T HATER BECAUSE YOUR POOR!

181--

Ooh! Can I hate her because she's a waste of space and a smudge on humanity? Because she's a black hole of goodness and a seedy tramp? Because the only reason she can't actually be called a real whore is because Daddy's money is her real profit? THERE ARE SO MANY CHOICES!

you know, ridiculing someone's behavior (like Paris) is completely different and much funnier than ridiculing someone's heritage (Sarah is jewish)

this is just the most hilarious thing i have seen ever.

Why is Sarah Silverman being vilified?? Apparently, those bashing her don't bother to watch Letterman and Conan who make jokes at her expense. So those guys aren't funny? (Or for the anti-Semites, are they funny because they're not Jewish?)

Paris can claim to be taking responsibility after she attempted to weasel her way out of jail by starting a pathetic petition for clemency from the governor. Way to own up to your actions.

Furthermore, she didn't have to show up to the Awards. Anybody who's been watching them for the last 15 years knows that the humor can get cheap at the expense of those in the audience. She opened herself up to this by freely choosing to attend.

I thought the joke was hilarious, as was Jack's reaction. And for those who like to say that the rest of us who feel no sympathy for her are jealous, sure, I'm poorer than Paris. But I do have a Master's degree and will be working on a second one this fall. If you think I'm jealous because I don't have her money, you're as fucking retarded as she is. And please join the real world.

#117 - OK, posting that comment under THAT name is fucking hilarious. LMFAO!

#132 - Paris didn't "admitted to her wrong doing" until after the judge told her to piss off & sentenced her to 45 days, and she found out that she couldn't buy or fuck her way out of it. Paris tried to blame her publicist for giving her incorrect information, remember? That's when she fired him, then rehired him two days later? As far as Naomi, LiLo, and Pete, Get your fuckin' facts straight about those who post on this site! We rail those two bit whores and strung out wastes daily!!!

Paris' look was like 'Eat shit and die. But wait until after the show when I show you how a rich princess will kick a crude-lame-unamusing-bitch's ass.'
I love Paris.
Her looked burned through Sarah.

...Michael.

I almost felt bad for her, then I remembered this is Paris Hilton and she obviously has no shame, so then I laughed. Twenty-three days in jail is not long enough!

I love how all of these dumbasses feel so bad for little Paris. If you heard of some schmo on local tv getting busted for multiple DUIs like this bitch, you'd be calling for his head on a pike, but since it's a talentless millionaire dropout whom you'll never meet and has done nothing to improve your or anybody else's life, you take pity.

Why was she at the awards? Had to fit in one last appearance and party before turning herself in to the authorities? How many people have had that luxury?

BTW, it's not like a real prison, it's jail. It sounds more like she's being sent to her room than doing time.

I'm waiting for the televised shanking.

Hey Mr. Johnson, well the show ended and Paris' retort was to go directly to jail and have her PR person express humility for her stupidity behind the wheel.

But as for her whoreness, yeah she's great.

I love how all of these dumbasses feel so bad for little Paris. If you heard of some schmo on local tv getting busted for multiple DUIs like this bitch, you'd be calling for his head on a pike, but since it's a talentless millionaire dropout whom you'll never meet and has done nothing to improve your or anybody else's life, you take pity.

Why was she at the awards? Had to fit in one last appearance and party before turning herself in to the authorities? How many people have had that luxury?

BTW, it's not like a real prison, it's jail. It sounds more like she's being sent to her room than doing time.

I'm waiting for the televised shanking.

Hey Mr. Johnson, well the show ended and Paris' retort was to go directly to jail and have her PR person express humility for her stupidity behind the wheel.

But as for her whoreness, yeah she's great.

To all of you thinking it's sooooo wrong because Paris was humiliated...

She laughed her ass off during the FIRECROTCH episode, totally humiliating Lindsey Lohan..Paris was laughing so much she sounded like a cackleing witch..

not to mention all the relationships she has had a hand into breaking up...all while she's laughing about it.

That Bitch Paris deserves every nano second of humiliation that she feels..PERIOD!

I'd love to see a porn of Paris fucking herself up the ass with a KFC drumstick. Or would I love to feel her fucking me up the ass with a KFC drumstick? Decisions, decisions.

This is totally not funny!!!
Seriously, she is in the place...you must be a little bit respectful !
She did nothing wrong to the rest of the world, except being herself and according to me, it is not a good reason. I'm not telling you this because i love Paris Hilton but because it was too much!! I feel sad for her!

109 + 166 YOU MAKE ME PHYSICALLY SICK YOU ANTI-SEMITIC PIGS HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

#163 go to hell

I hope someone throws you or your lowlife family in a gas shower for raising you to be such a waste of life

Sarah Silverman, I don't know who you are, but after seeing this I so fucking want you to be my wife!

you people are so sick and disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves. This goes farther than paris hilton this is the type of ignorance and bigotry that will never make the world change for the better. I hope one day the tables turn on you. Karmas a bitch and youll deserve every bit of it

Poor Paris,... she is amazing!

Sarah, eres una pu*a bollera reprimida!

LOWLANDS: totally agree with you and your hotness abides. However, I am pretty sure jawas only sell robots. While Silverman's delivery was rather robotic, she appears to be a version of a human.

I am honestly very startled that there are so many Paris defenders here. Sometimes I can't even read through all the comments here becuase what they say is so crude and violent and then one person says something about her going to jail in public and it's just terrible? Is it supposed to be different becuase she was in a room full of people?

Silverman was just saying what everyone else was thinking--that if you are a whore and a dangerous person you get called on it. Boo hoo. She deserved it a thousand times over. I can't believe there are people out there who don't think she invited this towards herself--she should have been in jail long before now and it is unthinkable that anyone could say otherwise to me.

To #196

Its called sarcasm, you retard. It was written in response to all of the ridiculous anti-semitic comments that were posted by other people earlier today. If you think I was being serious then you are almost as big of a moron as Paris. Do you have to wear a helmut before you go outdoors?

#195 'This is totally not funny!!!
Seriously, she is in the place...you must be a little bit respectful !
She did nothing wrong to the rest of the world, except being herself and according to me, it is not a good reason. I'm not telling you this because i love Paris Hilton but because it was too much!! I feel sad for her!'

Uhm, what? I just have to wonder, are you serious? So if I go around murdering people because I'm just being myself, it's ok? Just like driving drunk and with a suspended licence is totally cool? Right.

How could I forget.

I can't beleive people defend Paris... She is a walking marketing campaign people! Wake up! Stop trying to be like her, stop idolizing her! Stop defending her! I just lost a good friend to a drunk driver. I can't honestly beleive that people think she is being picked on. Come on! She thinks she is above the law and that's why she is in jail. She was irresponsible. That's all. End of story. She has to be held accountable for her actions. Porn movies, drunk driving, etc, etc, etc. She may be getting picked on right now but it's not different than anyone else in the limelight. It's her turn now. It'll be someone else's turn later. It's part of being a celebrity. She signed on for it willingly. She does not need defending. Please! If you need to defend something so badly, look for a REAL cause and defend it! Wake up!

I like how everyone is talking shit about Sarah calling her a jew or any other variable of the word but in the same breath defend Paris who is known for being a racist cunt. Come up with something a little more creative, oh and 150 go fuck yourself, it wouldnt be any different in any other place in the world.

I thought that was rude.

WOW. sarahs a biznitch

#205

Strongly seconded! I bet there are plenty of people here who have known/lost someone to a drunk driver-and then they complain when someone calls her out on it? When she finally gets what is coming to her?

Some people need to get a clue-maybe silverman hurt her feelings, but it's a far sight better than actually putting people in danger. Which she is--drunk or not. Driving or not. Stand downwind and you'll get crabs.

#195...
"she did nothing wrong to the rest of the world"? Really? Try telling that to someone who has lost a loved one to idiots who decide to get behind the wheel while drunk.

Paris deserved every second of that. She had to have seen it coming. Drunk driving causes so many deaths in this country, it's ridiculous. I hope this is a wake up call for all of the dumbass celebrities who think they can get away with this.

Paris Hilton is an insult to humanity.

wow... Sarah Silverman shouldn't embarrass paris in front of that many people..
there's karma.. we'll just have to wait until the day she gets humiliated twice as much as she did to others..
even though, i don't like paris that much but sarah has like no right to humiliate her in front of this huge audience..

Paris does deserve to be in prison, who does she think she is anyway? Maybe this will shrink her big head a little, although I doubt it. On the other hand who is Sarah Silverman to say stuff about Paris, she sucks!!!!!

Hi, Hi, that's right honey! Love you!

$10 says that's vodka in Jack Nicholson's "water" bottle. Wooo!

For all of you that are bashing the people that are enjoying Paris' punishment...go to a different website. Why do you think the Fish was created? So we, the normal people, can entertain ourselves with celebrity gossip, and subsequently laugh at those who get their just desserts.

I loved it! It's about time someone gave her a good talking to! If she can go throwing racial epithets around, then the world can make jokes about her sucking penises.
Ain't karma a bitch?

Oh shut up, Paris deserved it. Tee hee.

that was so mean and anyone who is laughing needs to check themselves. you all deserve to go to hell.

You guys are just jealous of Paris. All of you wish you were as hot, blonde and rich as her. If I were as rich as Paris, I'd look down on all the simple people in the world too. Paris is the best! I only hope one day I can be in prison, just like her!

#6 - pretty sure it's pwned - "taken over by exploitation of a vulnerability."

this girl is a bitch, it was sort of funny, but not in Paris fu...ing face

I just don't think that's right

Paris didn't get the joke. She just sat there and chuckled along because she recognized her name in whatever was being said.

There's a difference between trashing people for what they do, and trashing people for who they are. We're trashing Paris Hilton for what she does. The anti-Semites on this board trash Sarah Silverman for who she is. The former is acceptable; the latter is not.

On that note, Paris Hilton had it coming, and (finally) got what she deserved.

@218......So, uh, drunk driving is okay with you? Don't you think Paris needs to go to hell? I think that publicly making a fool out of someone who drove drunk is just terrific. Whether it's Paris or not. The fact that she's a self-centered attention whore makes it even better.

#219: Personally, I think Sarah Silverman is better-looking than Paris Hilton. I've always been more attracted to ladies with dark features (i.e. brown or black hair, brown eyes, naturally tan complexion). For the record, I'm a fair-skinned, blue-eyed guy with blonde hair, so please don't assume that only "dark" guys would be attracted to "dark" ladies. Also, you better rethink what you just typed, as it could very easily be interpreted as a bigoted comment (i.e. blonde = pretty; not blonde = simple).

Have you ever heard the saying "money can't buy class"? Paris Hilton and her ilk are the ultimate manifestations of such a statement.

#219: Upon re-reading your post (I originally stopped after the "simple" comment), I take back my previous post. Please forgive my error. *lol*

(NOTE TO SELF: Read entire post before considering a rebuttal.)

fuck her in the ass with a crowbar, that's the only way she's gonna learn

if a MAN said that joke, you'd be all over it 100% but because its a woman who said it, some of yous are getting all "Aw, why'd the nice lady say something mean about that pretty lady?" Gawd. This is mean girls to the max. Paris is fair game and Sarah is the one who speared her. Bravo. Its about time.

Let me just start with this:
In a time like this bitch (Parasite Hilton) should really be laying low for a while and stay out of the media eyes and attention and maybe this humiliating event would have been avoided. But she doesn't know what laying low entails or couldn't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of her. If she stayed at home more, went out less (better yet, not at all for at least a few months) until all this is over would have helped bigtime.
The problem with her mainly is that people are sick and tired of seeing here in every single magazine, newspaper, news (even CNN headlines day in and day out, which made me lose respect for this once respectable news agency) on television, movies and everytime I go out anywhere, she's fucking there.
People like me are so sick of hearing her name, seeing her face and listening to that annoying voice ALL THE TIME that we have nothing good to say about her anymore. We just want her to GO THE FCUK AWAY!
Anything to make her go away is fair game to me.
I don't think what happened to her at the MTV awards was cool, but you see, people...including celebs that I know personally are fed up with seeing here everywhere.
She's like a virus...everywhere....all the time.
It amazes me that she has the time and the energy to be in so many places, all made up by professional make up artists and hair stylists probably the second she wakes up.
That is impressive.
But her face and her persona are and have been OLD news for years now and she really needs to take it easy, go travel to faraway places like the Himalayas or become a hermit and stay at home with the curtains drawn so no one sees her, till the media tires of waiting for her and moves on to stalking someone else.
But she's too good of a business woman that she realizes if she stops being in the spotlight, she won't get any work or attention (being a skank and a no talent with the brain of a 4 yr old) and she can't risk that.
The reason Paris got humiliated that night is because she put herself out there. Again and again. And will so for the rest of her priveleged and ignorant life.
We'll never get rid of her because she's a bad parasite that will not go away.
Btw. she had a news conference the other day and adressed her fans....I kid you not she actually has or believes in her mind that she does....FANS!! She said that her "fans" have been so supportive of her through these hard times...
While you all luagh at her or feel sorry for her, this idiot thinks she has a gazillion fans and she's this popular movie star who's won awards and nominations etc.
She doesn't see herself as the herpes skank that she is, who has no business being in these award shows in the first place.
People who gave her an invitation should be shot.
So should the makers of Simple Life.

Let me just start with this:
In a time like this bitch (Parasite Hilton) should really be laying low for a while and stay out of the media eyes and attention and maybe this humiliating event would have been avoided. But she doesn't know what laying low entails or couldn't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of her. If she stayed at home more, went out less (better yet, not at all for at least a few months) until all this is over would have helped bigtime.
The problem with her mainly is that people are sick and tired of seeing here in every single magazine, newspaper, news (even CNN headlines day in and day out, which made me lose respect for this once respectable news agency) on television, movies and everytime I go out anywhere, she's fucking there.
People like me are so sick of hearing her name, seeing her face and listening to that annoying voice ALL THE TIME that we have nothing good to say about her anymore. We just want her to GO THE FCUK AWAY!
Anything to make her go away is fair game to me.
I don't think what happened to her at the MTV awards was cool, but you see, people...including celebs that I know personally are fed up with seeing here everywhere.
She's like a virus...everywhere....all the time.
It amazes me that she has the time and the energy to be in so many places, all made up by professional make up artists and hair stylists probably the second she wakes up.
That is impressive.
But her face and her persona are and have been OLD news for years now and she really needs to take it easy, go travel to faraway places like the Himalayas or become a hermit and stay at home with the curtains drawn so no one sees her, till the media tires of waiting for her and moves on to stalking someone else.
But she's too good of a business woman that she realizes if she stops being in the spotlight, she won't get any work or attention (being a skank and a no talent with the brain of a 4 yr old) and she can't risk that.
The reason Paris got humiliated that night is because she put herself out there. Again and again. And will so for the rest of her priveleged and ignorant life.
We'll never get rid of her because she's a bad parasite that will not go away.
Btw. she had a news conference the other day and adressed her fans....I kid you not she actually has or believes in her mind that she does....FANS!! She said that her "fans" have been so supportive of her through these hard times...
While you all luagh at her or feel sorry for her, this idiot thinks she has a gazillion fans and she's this popular movie star who's won awards and nominations etc.
She doesn't see herself as the herpes skank that she is, who has no business being in these award shows in the first place.
People who gave her an invitation should be shot.
So should the makers of Simple Life.

>>"We're trashing Paris Hilton for what she does. The anti-Semites on this board trash Sarah Silverman for who she is. The former is acceptable; the latter is not."

Shut up Jew.

Sorry for the double post. Something up with the server me thinks.

i'll admit that i laughed, but it was pretty harsh. also a complete double standard. she may not be the kindest or most impressive human being, but if she were a guy, no one would be talking about how much cun&*^(%$$)^ he was engaging in. it would be a non-issue.

#85:
This is why I hate Paris Hilton
She is unattractive, yet inexplicablly lots of men have sex with her
Based on public and private comments (and her own video taped antics) "stupid Spoiled whore" describes her personality. Yet she gets TV coverage and a record deal

she has no talent yet she has a TV and record deal

I hate her because she gets these things for no real reason

Jealous hairy-armed heeb !

bitch..

do all these Paris lovers on this posting realise they just made me hate her even more than ever for their fawning leave our pretty Parisite alone attitudes!
Shes getting her come uppance - finally think of this as a learning vurve for this hideous hag.

Sarah Silverman isn't funny. The joke here is not about penis bars. All she did was say Paris is going to jail and everybody applauded. That was the funny part. And nobody can help that, it's a natural reaction. If you were there you would've applauded too.

HAHAHAAHAHA I love it
Sarah you are my hero. Thanks for calling that dirty whore out

Sarah silverman is the world's biggest and ugliest lesbian.

oh please, of course she deserves it. she deserves worse. she brings it upon herself with the fucking stupid things she does and the fact that shes a spoiled whore. if you act like she does, youre gonna get negative attention. i have zero sympathy for her.

You know...Im not a real Paris fan..but that joke was just BAD taste! We ALL make mistakes and have low periods of our lives so why the bullshit.

Paris remained so graceful afterward...I was impressed with her grace... I would have cried...

Schadenfreude. One of the lowest human emotions.

I don't know why that joke was in bad taste, or why people even say that this comedian went 'too far' :P (I think she didn't go far enough, actually). I don't understand how anyone can defend Paris; if anything, her money should be taken away and given to poor people :P

hahahahhahahahahahhaha...

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha...
ahahhahaahh...ahhah...ha....ha.ha.....ahhhahah

that's laughs...

she deserves it that dumb sluttttt! i hope she gets her in jail. someone should teach her a lesson and kick her a$$

Sarah sivelman is an anti sempetic bitch
there is a difference between being funny and being vulgar and mulicious. I find drunk driving to be a selfish and repulsive act however nobody has the right to call someone a whore to thier face in front the entire nation. While I do think that Paris Hilton deserves to go to jail and has done some pretty bad things in her past, she nor does anybody ever deserve to be talked about in such a crude manor.

Yes, E diddy, I agree, schadenfreude, is one of the few emotions that Parisite displays genuinely and unrehearsed. Thanks for pointing that out!

I'm not a fan of Paris Hilton but what Sarah Silverman did was unacceptable and quite frankly not funny. Although Paris is by no doubt disgusting that was really low. I'm really surprised that they allowed that. It's one thing to crack jokes at people but to intend on humiliating them thats really not cool especially when they can't even defend themselves. no matter who it is, that was just wrong.

that was hot!

Isn't it funny seeing all the bored housewives and 12 year old Paris Hilton fans coming on saying they "don't usually stick up for Paris but actually feel sorry for her this time" Yeah right.
Lmfao.

The look on her face was priceless. I especially liked the attempt to smile near the end.

I find it rather sad to that people waste their time getting their kicks seeing some girl that they don't know verbally abused.

I hope you guys are getting paid double (although you deserve triple) for running the front desk at Hampton Inn and trolling these sights to defend the boss' wayward daughter.

not really that funny. i mean i dont like paris but um....

"gonna paint the bars like penises"?

um couldn't do any better than that????

It was really mean, but Paris deserved it. It's about time she learns what everyone really thinks about her and stops parading around like an angel princess, holding her stupid Bibles and crying about going to jail. We all felt it, Sarah Silverman had the balls to actually say it.

Paris is rat faced, superficial, self indulged skank and she deserves what was coming to her. But the jokes that were made on the MTV movie awards were just WRONG and shouldn't have been made in her presence. The fact that the no talent little rich bitch is going to jail is bad enough- how is that not enough to make people smile inside? The jokes... unnecessary

You people sticking up for her are so fucking retarded.

eg: "The fact that the no talent little rich bitch is going to jail is bad enough- how is that not enough to make people smile inside? The jokes... unnecessary"

UMMM LETS SEE..

because she is getting special treatment and will be getting book deals etc and making money from the whole event. It's not punishment, in a way she's actually gaining something. She's going to be yet again making money from doing nothing, or from doing stupid things, and she is being talked about even more than usual.

We just want her to f*** off and do something decent for once in her life.

fuck you sarah silverman. paris, good luck with your time in jail, cant wait to see you (in the tabloids) when you're out.

204 et 210

She's going to pay for her crime while remaining in prison lasting 23 days. Is it too much required to respect her! It is so ridiculous and disrespectful to make fun of her like that during those hard moments! She's in jail, now leave her alone! It is so much humiliating for her...in front of everyone... she was going to cry...that was to much!

* Sorry for all the mistakes that I can do in english... i'm not an english-speaking! :P I use to speak french!

"The jokes ... unnecessary", but satisfying nonetheless.

Schadenfreude is a natural response to a clever and humiliating attack on such a loathesome bitch. So, all you etiquitte Nazis, relax, and let yourselves enjoy it. Or, failing that, keep complaining, and allow others to enjoy your misery as well, ...

Oh. My. GOD. This has gotten just as bad as when that idiot ANS croaked. So many people thought that she had redeemed herself just by dropping dead... it was bizarre. She was a piece of shit when she was alive and then when she wasn't, she was still a piece of shit only she was a DEAD piece of shit. Paris Hilton is a piece of shit, too. I like it when bad things happen to BAD PEOPLE- it restores my faith in the Universe and The Grand Scheme Of Things. Paris going to jail lets me know that there IS a God, and He DOES love us. That shit with Paris is PROOF of God's love for mankind... well, that and beer. Beer is good.

Anyhoo, in conclusion I would like to say fuck a bunch of Paris Hilton. She is a douchebag and anyone who says differently is also a douchebag. I'm sorry, but that's a scientific-fucking FACT. You can't argue with science, people! Because... I mean... it's science, you know? Duh. Also, Sarah Silverman kind of annoys me but I don't knw why. She's funny,I guess, and smart enough, but there's SOMETHING about her that sets my teeth on edge. I would totally buy her a beer for that thing she pulled, though, even without being a fan. Paris Hilton is bad. Period. She is a BAD PERSON. Why ANYONE would take up for her or look up to her is beyond me- it does not compute. DAMN.

well, i don't like paris or anything, but i don't really think anyone deserves that disrespect. it was slightly rude, but it's comedy. it's just my opinion on this issue here.

The people that defend paris act like her shit don't stink, if she would have killed someone while driving she would still try to act like the victim...it's funny cause if any of you would bump into her she wouldn't even acknowledge your existance, she seriously feels like she's above everyone, yes even you.

Kennedy, only after WEEKS of posing with Bibles and white dresses to try to convince us that she's an angel in disguise, and having her attorneys tell her that there's zero chance of getting rid of her sentence.

Tell me, why do all these people defend Penis Hilton for DRIVING DRUNK? She could have easily killed someone, and what's more she wouldn't have bothered to go back and call an ambulance -- she would have just careened away. Her past record shows this. Remember when she totalled someone's car and just drove off?

So I don't really care that she was humiliated, because she's done worse things every day than Sarah just did. Including mocking her ex-friends to cameras... and making racist rants... selling a sex tape and blamin it on someone else... so who the hell cares that someone said in public that she's a whore and she's going to jail?

She's a nasty, cruel, bigoted, sociopathic person who doesn't deserve pity. The tables got turned on her, and it's her own fault. I don't pity her just because she finally found out that she's a pathetic joke.

Oh, and don't blame Sarah just because it was what everyone wanted to see. If everyone applauded, then it means they thought it was funny and appropriate. Good thing Penis was there to see it, and couldn't just brush it off as a jealous rumor.

#261
You rock!

Since when were jokes like this "too much" ?
You weak asses really need help if you can't handle that.

You are even cheeky enough to mention the word RESPECT. I guess you haven't saw all the videos of Paris being very respectful towards others. N***** anyone? Firecrotch anyone?
RING ANY BELLS?
Saw ANY of the Simple Life and how she treats people?! Or do you just like the sound of your own.. typing..

4 WORDZ:
HIRE A FUCKIN DRIVER!

That was awesome!

Whether you approved of this attack on Paris or not - the Jew-related comments are fucking ignorant and racist. Come. On.

Stupid society... in which individuals like Paris Hilton are actually considered "celebrities". Being completely talentless and utterly stupid sure pays off these days (further examples, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and the list goes on).
Do any of you mentally challenged Paris supporters actually understand how serious it is to drink and drive? Yes, you can actually hurt or kill someone "like, for real"!
Why should a trash like Paris be respected if she doesn't reciprocate by means of respecting anyone else?
So a little bit of humour hasn't killed anyone yet. And the anti-jew comments previously mentioned? Indeed, severely mentally challenged individuals.

I find sarah silverman as unfunny as an episode of tool time. She, to me, is tim allen in a dress. But I hate Paris as well. I hope she has fun for those 23 hours a day... alone. in jail.

Ahhh yes, ripping into paris is not good enough though sarah should of tore paris a new asshole with her fist!!

Who in the fuck are all these pathetic fucktards who are defending the poor innocent Parasite? Give me a fucking break...she's a bigot, racist, elitist who has no talent and is finally getting a small part of what she deserves.

Good for Sarah Silverman for calling her out. And you fucking retards, watch the video again, Sarah comments that Parasite is going to jail, and the rest of the audience goes nuts cheering. Yep,Parasite, you're a pathetic joke and a waste of space. You're a stupid, no-talent skanky, disease-ridden whore. She deserves whatever bad things happen to her. Karma is a bitch.

And all you pathetic Parasite fans can go fuck yourself and go to hell.

Who cares what happened to Paris Hilton? What happened to this site?

Paris is a complete idiot. She doesn't contribute a damn thing to our society except for being stupid. So I truly cannot stand her. I still don't agree that her sentence was cut in half, she should have had to do double time. Celebrity Special Treatment...what a crock of shite...
Sarah Silverman should have made a crack about that. Or about how someone is going to make Paris their bitch when she is in jail.

Now all we need is for LoHAG, Bitchie, and that other stupid moronic bitch socialite Bijizz Phillips to all go to prison and get their asses kicked. Maybe it might knock some sense into their airheads...

it's not here a nymore! i check all over the internet. where can i find it

ahaha i love paris so fuck you all
:[
shes a strong girl and will come out of prison even stronger.your all just a bunch of haters.

I hope all the 15 year old Paris supporters (who try to convince us that they don't normally like her, *wink wink*) get thrown in jail with their precious idol and get gang banged by big Bertha and her gang of power-Dykes. Why is Paris idolized exactly? Can any of you PH fans explain what it is about her you like so much. And we all know you little trailer park sluts dress just like her. Come on, admit it. How many of you, Jessica, Dara et al., have bleached out hair, too much make up on, and carry around a tiny doggie in your purse? I see these types all over. It is painfully obvious to those with IQ's over 10 that Paris is quite detested in Hollywood as much as she is in the real world. Have any of her movies (save her successful porno) made money? No. Did her CD sell? No. Does anyone actually watch her tv show? Not really. Yet you all idolize her. Very puzzling. Now to address this "Paris is taking responsiblity for what she did" bullshit. I assume you mean AFTER she publically whined about how she didn't deserve jail time; how about her petition to the governor, who is busy trying to more important things like save the planet from global warming, to pardon her. It's a puzzle as to what you little tweens see in Lohan and Hilton. Perhaps all of you have mothers like Dina Lohan and Kathy Hilton too...which explains a lot.

Never mind Lohan et all.
They should put Avril Lavigne in (maybe for her bad music, assaulting and raping a whole generation's ears, not to mention fraud) and then they could do the whole gang thing "go knife one of your own" and Paris would need to knife Avril, except Avril would already be dead, from the shock of the whole thing. Paris is tougher than Avril, we would probably see 10x more grovelling and shitting pants if Avril had to go in. Funny stuff.

Sarah Silverman is ridiculously hot. She's in this month's Maxim, she's sticking her underwear-clad ass out while removing a gorilla costume, its pretty sexy. I think she's funny when she does skits with plots, her standup is usually a bit lacking.

This one still works (for now):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DlmGusx65Y

Paris Hilton is not a dude. Sarah Silverman is a dude. A revolting dude. Okay, screw it, Sarah Silverman is the number-one most hideous, unfunny, pathetic, embarassingly untalented, should-be-buried-alive dude I've ever come across. She repulses me even more than Courtney Love does, and that's saying a lot. And I'm not saying any of this because I'm mad about her Paris routine. She only picked on Paris because she HAS NO FREAKING MATERIAL!!!! What a cheap shot from a cheap whore. Seriously.

A link to this site was included in an online newsletter article on Paris here Downunder, so you might get a few of us Aussies having a look today ...
Anyway, I have a few things to say. Firstly, what does "pwned" mean - is it another word you Septics made up. I actually can't understand a fair bit of what's written in the posts here and there is some evidence that I am of above average intelligence.
But I don't want to diss you all (see - I'm picking up the lingo !). In fact, I think I quite like a lot of you. I've never heard of Sarah whats-her-name and the one minute clip I saw didn't look particularly funny but boy am I glad she did it.
I LOATHE Paris Hilton in a way that I can't quite describe. Everythign about her - those stupid lips, the incontinence episode in the back of a Honolulu cab, her greasy friends, her inability to spell, her lack of talent, her mother, her father, her dress sense, her lack of class, her willingness to appear in a porn video ...
So I'm quite glad she's in the slammer and I hope something terrible happens to her in there

Seeing Paris Hilton humiliated on national television was priceless. I could (I will)watch it again and again. For a second I almost pitied her...then I remembered she would have had no problem laughing had those jokes been at someone elses expense.

Silverman really wasn't funny though. What she said was tantamount to calling Paris a slut...just in an extremely unfunny way. She could have simply said "...so paris is going to jail..." (wait for cheers to die down). "She's a whore who likes penises!!!"

The fact that I am comment #285 in this thread is proof positive that Petri Dish Paris should have received a punishment of death by firing squad. Of course the firing squad should be 150 masturbating undersexed donkey-dicked dudes with celery, melon, and Cialis addictions spewing viscous vitriol on her face until she looks like a melting wax figure, but at least she'd drown happy.

To all you Hilton sycophants: Will you please stop deferring to Hilton as being beautiful. She is not beautiful or even remotely pretty. With her nose, she looks exactly like Squidward Tentacles from Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Tammy, You are right I hate Hilton. I hate her because she is a silly, manipulative, vacuous, vulgar bimbo. She is one the biggest waste of space that has ever been spawned. Furthermore, she is an embarrassment to her gender.

As for you other Hilton sycophants, who say we don’t know her. You are right we don’t know her, but after years of having her unnecessary shoved down are throats repeatedly, we have formed a view against her. Clearly, the Hilton critics on this site have something you lack, an advanced intellect.

The Hilton critics on this site have an intellectual capacity that enables them to pass a judgement against her through the many revealing statements ( See posts 89, 158, 264, who all pointed out what a few of them are. ) that she has repeatedly made and the frequently vulgar behaviour that has been much publicized and engineered by Hilton herself. You see, our intellect allows us to recognise the behavioural patterns (As stated by posts 71, 74, 79, 266, 261 and many more.) of a truly despicable and hideous person.

George, you are right we can’t fill her shoes. Have you ever seen her fucking feet? They’re fucking huge! She has Clown feet. Even nature recognised that she was meant to be a joke and blessed her with huge clown feet to make it possible for her to full fill her destiny.

Nate, you are talking to people who have never finished high school or have yet to graduate and have no idea what the letters M.A. stand for. They probably think it is a abbreviation for More Accessories.

Olga, Yes, I am better then Hilton and I can’t even bother to list the obvious reasons why that would be.

So it's still acceptable to make fun of a woman for enjoying sex?
I thought we'd progressed beyond that kind of crap. Sara Silverman should be ashamed of herself.

If anyone actually made it through Paris' 'porn' tape without trying to score their own genitals with a paring knife, they'd see that Paris clearly does not enjoy sex, nor is she any good at it.

No. 288- Replace the word ‘enjoying sex’ with exhibitionist sex or even profit sex. It is offensive to associate Hilton’s unprincipled life with the sexual revolution. Her use of sex has nothing to do with female pleasure, and more to do with manipulation and cash.

I agree with 283

She had no material. Thats why she went on celebs. But then, (surprize) the celebs she was picking on were in the audience.

Fucking stupid jealous cunt! < and for once im not talking about Paris.

Sarah Silverman is an unfunny, ugly, hairy, giant-nostril skank who will fuck anybody to get ahead (and desperate enough to want to splooge on her ugly face). Fire up the ovens, we got one more to cook!

The really great thing about this is people saying that Silverman stands the chance of having a lawsuit thrust upon her.

News Flash:
Silverman DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. I'm sure if she thought it would be below the belt she would have used her better judgement and probably still have done it anyway. If you have ever paid any attention to her then you would have figured out that is just the kind of person she is.

Paris has all of this coming to her. She seriously brought all of this upon herself. All the bad publicity, all the total internationally televised pwnage. She's tarnished her own image, and a cruel beast called "exploitation" has reared it's ugly head at her to throw salt in the open wound.

Sympathizing for this idiot doesn't exactly make you look any better either.

That's my two sense. (Yes, sense.)

...and coming in at #1:

News Flash

I just gained huge respect for Sarah Silverman.

HA maybe the quickie Roast made Paris turn herself in early.

But I still think she's hidden in some super suite at a hilton hotel.

She's one of the few whores I wouldn't fuck.

#91 Sheva or whatever your name is, I can't belive that people without grey brain matter like you still exist but clearly they do that's why we have people like you and Paris Hilton who I hope gets gang banged in jail. Maybe she can leak that tape onto the internet also for more publicity.
And for all you Paris supporters.... Huh??!!! That is exactly why we have a president like Bush. There are so many stupid Americans.

I'm not the biggest fan of Paris Hilton. I mean, come on. But for some of you to say, 'I hope she gets raped' I think that is fucking disgusting. Rape is one of the most horrific things to happen to anyone in this world. I would not wish that on my worst enemy. What a horrible thing to say. It just shows what this world is coming to.

#298. Possibly the most meaningful and most sensible comment on this page!

no. 97 -
the words of a jealous woman.

i love it.

All you Paris worshippers came to the wrong site. This site is dedicated to exposing celebrity nonsense not glorifying it. Go somewhere else if you are looking for somewhere where there is compassion for Paris Hilton - A bitch who doesn't give a rat's ass about your celebriy loving ass.

#297, I love your last sentence. Sorry #299, 297 has given the most meaningful post. American culture has really dumbed itself down to the pure point of stupidity. You idolize stupid, vapid "celebrities" who are famous for absolutely nothing, and you idolize a President who isn't smart enough to work as the manager for a Dairy Queen. I mean Paris Hilton is worshipped by some of you people? Why not idolize some real actors in Hollywood. Clearly PH is a big fat joke in the industry, but she does not seem to understand that. It is true the audience was laughing AT her and not WITH her. I know Paris supporters (no doubt a mass e-mail was sent out to the fansites) are working hard on the superfish, but y'all come across as dumber than Hilton herself. What happened to a time when people liked Hollywood celebrities because they were actually talented singers and actors? Now we got tweens worshipping Kim Stewart, Paris, Nicole, et al., who do nothing! Sad sad.

#302. I do not like Paris. I do not idolise her at all. Though I just agree with #298, as it's a horrible thing for someone to wish another person to be raped. That's quite sickening.

#302 - You can't rape the willing, and have you ever known Paris to turn down anything remotely sexual?

Shit. Meant #303.
Anyways, you're on a site where everybody wishes bad things on everybody else. We're like an episode of Southpark. So saying crap like "That's quite sickening" pretty much just makes me hope you get raped.

Freakin classic. Paris looked so pissed. You could tell she wasn't sure whether to cry to get up and walk out. Way to go Sarah! That little wench deserves all the humiliation she gets!

Clearly most of you upset by what Sarah said do not understand stand-up comedy humor. I suggest you all watch the Pamela Anderson Roast on Comedy Central. The things said on there about Pammy right in front of her...yikes! But see, unlike PH, Pamela doesn't take herself or her image too seriously and is a good sport. Pammy is IN on the joke and is laughing with us. Poor Paris has no personality and actually believes she has talent for singing and acting. As for her sexuality, I could careless who she screwed and how often (although judging from her porno, it seems like she detests sex anyway), for me it is the fact that she takes herself and her "craft" so seriously when the industry and the public basically think she's a trailer trash joke. This also goes for Kim Kardashian, Kim Stewart, Nicole Richie. Without being born into fame and fortune, these women would be waitresses in a truck stop diner. Well, except for Ms. Richie, who would be in Compton in a back alley with a needle in her arm. I should also point out that what Sarah said wasn't even that bad, it's the audience reaction that makes it seem worse than it is. I bet Paris's reaction was more towards the entire crowd around applauding than just what Silverman said. I'm sure PH is in her cell meditating, chanting "It was just a bad dream, it was just a bad dream. They REALLY DO love you Paris. They all truly respect you for your 'talent'" LOL. Sooner or later this fad or trend of no-talent nobodies (K-Fed, PH, et al.) becoming famous will quickly die down and then these people will actually have to step up to the plate and show us if they really have talent or not. Kim Stewart has already disappeared and fallen by the wayside. Who's next? The 15 minute clock is ticking bitches.

Paris Hilton....a no talent ass clown??? I resemble that remark.

Sincerely,

Michael Bolton

@298

I hope YOU get raped.

Silverman looked like she was carrying some excess arm flab, there...

#310 I agree. And with her small head, she resembled a tick.

Whoa, you guys are at eachother's throats.
Hasn't it occurred to anyone that Paris may have told Sarah to do this?
George Lopez made a similar crack about Paris making a home movie in the men's room a year or two ago during some award show. A few weeks after Paris was on the George Lopez show.
How about the music they played when Sarah came out onto the stage? Lily Allen? "When I see you cry, it makes me smile. Yeah it makes me smile."
Paris planned this.
Look how dolled up she is?. Shoulders bare, her hair pulled over to expose her long, soft neck...mmm...
Damn.

...Matter of fact, I want to see some girl on girl between Paris and Sarah, since they're working together anyway. These two have got killer bods.
I never noticed how fine Sarah is. Lookit that little hard body! Mmm!

paris hilton certainly is easy prey to make fun of.
but silverman's joke was very vulgar in my opinion.

What's up with the hate, y'all?

Paris drives drunk, walks around in short skirts with her bits and pieces showing, talks sh*t about others on camera and in general acts like an idiot.

So, its okay to do the dirt, but totally wrong for someone to call you on it.

Interesting personal code of honor ya got there, chief.

#314 Wanda.....

You are a fucking idiot. Vulgar? Oh, are we referring to Paris? Then yes, definitely. A penis joke about Paris Hilton being "vulgar" and "over-the-top"? Some of you people must be taking as many drugs as Lindsay Lohan because your stupid brains are fried. The only vulgar thing is Paris herself. She may be rich and come from old money, but she acts like she got straight out of Trailer Park Central. I tire of celebrity defenders. PH can do whatever she wants, but no one is allowed to rip into them...well that's what happens at these shows. Wanda, ever watch the MTV music awards? Ever watch the Oscars? The hosts often make rude jokes about the most current news in pop culture. God, how stupid and vapid can some of you celeb worshippers be...rhetorical question dear, don't answer that.

Paris Hilton is as much of a disgrace to the young people of America as her mom and dad are to working parents. Paris is put into the same category as Britney and LiLo, but Paris doesn't even compare. She did nothing to earn her fame except for have sex on a home video camera. At least Britney and LiLo worked their way up before they self-destructed. She thinks that she is so beautiful when she's not even the hottest thing in her family, much less Hollywood. She believes that she is showing the country the kind of person she is by doing her time. Paris, if you want to show me what kind of person you are....act somewhat normal like your sister instead of acting like a lazy, stuck-up, half-witted, racial B**** like your mom.

Paris, you are an idiot and it doesn't matter how much time you spend in jail, that will NOT change. Do something with your life besides getting drunk and trying to steal the spotlight from real celebrities. Do something to help others that doesn't involve you barking an order at a servant or writing a check. Do some actual work. It's okay to start small, like buying your skeletor-looking friend Nicole a meal.

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/conten...C3765DC38D406E

This is sooo funny, regarding Paris.

To all you haters: Keep in mind Ms. Hilton is EXACTLY what American society made her. Soem say she thinks she's better than everyone. Well she IS by U.S. standards. Face it, over here rich+pretty+blonde+famous= Royalty. No one says it, but actions speak louder than words -- in U.S. anyone with this combination or most of the attributes is cow-towed to, swooned over and has their ass kissed on a daily basis. But let them utter it and they're trash right? And to whomever made the crack about her flashing cooch, YOU as well as every other negative male and female that's posted would give half an arm just to sniff that famous cooch. And you'd give the other half for just one lick. She knows this and was gracious enough to give us all what she knew we were dying for - just a glimpse. And THIS is how ungratful bee-otches like you pay her back.
And to you whiners gong on about drunk drviing - not to be insensitive, but was it Paris that hit your firend or loved one? Didn't think so, ZIP IT!!!
Yes I think it was cruel wat that whore said in public about her. And NO I don't think Paris should have to go to jail. And YES I think this country is full of hypocrites for building her up as someone special and above the pell only to tear her down when she becomes the person you ALL made her. And I realize she's no child, but she is still an impressionable young girl. The humiliation of this event may have scarred her for life. But you haters and HYPOCRITES would love that wouldn't you? KISS MY ARSE!!!

"jbird", in an exceedingly rare break from performing cunnilingus on all of the women on her tier, Paris called to ask, politely, if you would consider removing your rather large head from her "arse". I believe that's what she said, though it's hard to be certain, with the swollen tongue and all, ...

Oh, and if it wouldn't be too much trouble, Paris plans to visit the local pub immediately upon her release, and then go for a nice long drive around LA, and she would very much appreciate it if you would be so kind as to allow her inebriated, cum-guzzling, narcissistic cooch to run your dentist-hating, melanin-deficient British ass over, fucktard.

Now she's had her shrink visit her in jail !!! You Yanks are hilarious ! The poor poppet doesn't even have the internal reserves to weather a 23 day stay in relatively humane prison. Christ on a bike !!!This may be a turning point for our Paris.
What I can't understand is ... she's ugly, and I wouldn't touch her even if I had gum boots on my hands. No talent, no breeding, delusions of attractiveness, shocking clothes sense, inbred eyes, wierd lips, ugly personality, no education, can't spell, rich trailer park trash parents ... the list goes on !

JBird, I guess one hypocrite would recognise another, so you would know one when you see one.

Considering you come from a country that spends an awful lot of time worshiping at the alter of Jade, Jordan, Chandelle, Jodie Marsh, and in the old days Gail Porter, Melinda Messenger, and Samantha Fox and any other silly bird that got her tits out. I guess, you as a Brit would be able to recognise the decline of American Society, better then anyone as we are just catching up with yours in worshipping talentless slags. I would estimate that America is only ten years behind yours.

Please pray tell, which British royal family member you could be referring to that embodies the traits that your formula list? Prince Edward? He is blondish, but not pretty. It can’t be any random Toff, because everyone knows that the women have faces and teeth that tend to resemble a horse. The men are chinless, Tim nice but dim types after years of inbreeding. So, who could you possible mean as an example of your formula: rich+pretty+blonde+famous= Royal?

I know it has to be the classiest Royal of all, Prince Charles!!!! He once said, that a 1000 years of breeding made him the man that he is. So, it was breeding that made him want to 'BE' a tampon so he could spend all day up Camilla’s cunt. You said it, “actions speak louder than words” and I guess the British royal family are EXACTLY what British Society made them to be. Classy!

Since the English love to drop there trousers when ever they get pissed, I have probably seen your nasty arse and I will refrain from kissing it.

P.S. Your arse should not really have all those nasty spots all over them.

And then she got "pwned" by Conan O'Brien, who said "So Paris Hilton is in jail..." and the audience ERUPTED in applause. Unprompted, gleeful applause. Kind of what happens in Hollywood when you very publicly fuck up.

Dear sarah silverMAN, were u joking? omG, it ain't funny at all bitch!!! so creepy, and top of all, ur face is so irritating, you're such a drag queen, fucking loser!!!

@322 you cannot be fucking serious the likes or Jordan and Jodie Marsh/Beckham are reviled here. Get your facts straight before you spout BS!!
What you said is like saying all American love Parisite which this site (and Hollywoods response) prove you hate her as much as we hate our filthy whoreish trash. Although Jordan while revolting is actually not a whore just a stupid bitch with fake tits making a lot of money from them.

Its very easy to rip on people like that,it shows no class.I love you Paris.

God DAMN, people...lighten up! This was the best thing to happen to Paris since the erection of the Eiffel Tower!!
Sarah Silverman is my hero.

HA!

My facts are straight you silly bitch. I suggest you read my post again.

I make no such reference, that implies "that all American love Parisite"

My point is that it is rich for a Brit to condescend to America for having the misfortune of having hideous Hilton hail from their shores. Considering that the British have their own gaggle of attention seeking slags that are shoved down your throat in various mediums, i.e. magazines, books, newspapers, telly shows, and the news. An attention whore is an attention whore and both countries have them.

Mooting the point that was made by someone else, that only in Britain will one find “over here rich+pretty+blonde+famous=Royalty.” When we both know, no such person exists in the country.

I will concur in regards to Jordan, but what is the difference if one shows her tits to make money whilst the other shows her cunt? Both are bimbos and both are exhibitionist.

i despise paris hilton and am glad shes going to jail, but i cant help feeling a bit sorry for her. thats pretty sad, to have the whole audience laughing at you AND the cameras zooming in as you try not to cry.

it was funny. period.

#322 Let me be clearer: By stating "over here" I was not referring to Britain; as it happens I have been studying OVER HERE in the U.S. for the past few years. So the formula I provided was meant to imply that that is the USA's idea of what American royalty should be. Deny it all you want, the whole world knows it's true.
Another fact that the world knows to be true is how hypocritical you are all being in calling Paris a racist for doing what you all do - smile in the faces of blacks, pretend you are their friends, then call them "n***er" the second they walk off. I've seen countless groups of girls do this. "Oooooo I like your braids, may I touch them? How long did it take? Blah-Blah-Blah." And as soon as she's out of earshot one of the girls in the group will certainly call her the N-WORD. I have been to many places in this country, north and south, and the only difference is that the southerners KNOW they are bigots. The northerners think they are not (even though they do this hypocritcal thing as well), but think the only true racists left in this country are the southerners. OH...and they do the same to Latinas. I'd never heard the word "wet-back" till I came here. Still don't know what it means but I know it's what you call a Hispanic girl...as soon as SHE'S out of earshot. But PARIS is a racist because she did it. HA! You yanks are so FULL of yourselves. Yes the word I used was HYPOCRITS! No wonder the rest of the world and your own minorities can't stand you!

Number 320 - BITE ME!!!

Omg she totally deserved it. She drove drunk and could of killed people and everyone feels sorry for her?

I think it was really funny. Very mild to what she is going to be around in prison.

People defending Paris because you think her 'feelings' got hurt:

There are people out here (I am one of them) whose relative or loved one died due to a drunk driver.

People make mistakes, I am no better than any one of you. But when someone gets drunk, high, and does coke regularly, and risks other peoples lives by getting behind a wheel, I don't feel too bad when that person gets a public thrashing.

It's pretty remarkable what a pretty face and celebrity status can do to sway you people's opinions.

ok..i don't like paris...but that was mean!!!when a "joke" makes someone cry...even if that someone is paris IS MEAN!!!and u guys enjoy watching ppl in pain...freaky

I would have commended her for doing it to her face, and not to an audience as if she weren't there. Painting the bars to look like penises has got to be the most unimaginative prison joke in the world. Not funny.

All you folks defending paris hilton are fucking douche bags. end.

i felt bad for her. i did not think that sarah was even funny. she actually made it on maxims sexy 100 or watever it is called.

it think that sarah is a bitch p.s sarah is not funny at all!!!! o.k

Sarah isn't exactly a great host but she definitely put Paris in her right place. Although she could have done it in a slightly less in-your-face manner. Paris is still human after all.

Wow! Sux to be coddled, pampered, and bailed out for your entire life and then suddenly meet the life at 20-something that you should have met at 6.

I agree with 31.

"I am by no means a supporter of Paris Hilton and her crazy antics but what Sarah Silverman did was not only below the belt but the fact that she relished in someone else's pain, no matter who she is, is disgusting. It wasn't funny. It wasn't witty or intelligent. Making a fool of someone in front of millions, while they're sitting there, incapable of fighting back with a camera in her face, is cruel. She's like this big ugly childish bully. And as for the person who said Paris should get raped??? You're a sick, sick person and you shouldn't wish that upon your worst enemy, let alone someone you probably don't even know."

This is totally off topic, but some of you guys REALLY need to learn how to spell; or at least spell check. Especially 22, you spell like a retarded monkey on heroine. Do yourself a favor and get some Hooked On Phonics. Jeez...

Personally, I think Sarah overdid it a bit. She could've done it in a less offensive way. The point is to get the message across to Paris and not make her the laughingstock of the whole world.
As for Paris, I think she really needs to know that been a celebrity means nothing unless she shows dignity and respect for her own life. People don't just judge a person by his/her look, they also judge a person by his/her action!
My 2 cents.

Wow, I feel so torn: on one hand it's nice to see princess Paris put in her place with the penis pun (wow, that was poetic), but I also thought Sarah went a little far. Using an awards show to publicly humiliate someone is not that cool.
Ugh, I am sooo damn torn!

it was a low low blow. not to mention way too easy and predictable. silverman aught to be ashamed of herself, and should have been confident enough hosting- without making fun of someone for a laugh. She's an ignorant ugly looney toon bitch.

I totally love how the audience cheered in the beginning.

Paris deserves no less. All of you who think this is low... STFU. It's nothing compared to what Paris does.

Oh, and to all you fucking idiots who think one can run innocent people down only when they are drunk... Get a fucking life. You can drive sober and kill innocent people. The chances of you driving drunk and killing innocent people, and the chances of you driving a long time and feeling drowsy and killing people is just the same. Chances are probably a lot more when you are sleepy.

So STFU about drinking and driving already. Innocent until proven guilty, remember?

#343, if you're a girl, I want you to have my baby. If you're a bloke, well, ummm, well done pal. #348 - Ronda - you are an idiot, did you even go to school ? It's difficult to test someone for sleepiness, just like it's difficult to test that someone behind the wheel is a complete moron, not looking at anyone in particular ... The "guilt" in a drink driving offence is not demonstrated by whether you actually kill someone, it's demonstrated by putting yourself in a position where the odds of you killing someone are dramatically increased ... like being drunk.
I hope Big Bertha frightens our Paris away from the exercise yard so her muscles atrophy and she freezes into that stupid pouting position forever

Sarah silverman sucks. She's a fucking bitch. She's just jealous that nobody wants to fuck her as much as they want Paris. Awww pathetic. Why resort to media to humiliate when in reality, the facts are like totally opposite. Fuck off sarah. Go suck your grandfather's dick.

#348 You're a moron for this: "the chances of driving a long time and feeling drowsy and killing someone are the same" as drunk driving...oh, and this: "innocent until proven guilty" She is guilty. Damn. Have any of you Paris lovers seen how mean she has been to people on The Simple Life? That's what made me start hating her. She sucks and so do all of you.

#350 - I suspect you are trailer park trash like Paris. And has it occurred to you that there are plenty of red-blooded blokes in the world who would prefer to fuck George Bush than Paris Hilton ? Christ, even assuming I could sustain an erection with Paris, I would surely vomit before I did the deed. Those mongoloid eyes, those wierd lips ...

I'm literally amazed at how many bloodsucking, worthless wastes of oxygen have the ability to type out a comprehensible sentence with their underdeveloped minds. I'm certain you feel no shame for the venom you spit at people you don't know, and that's what's so pitiful. I'm surprised you can even speak with fangs in your mouth. You are animals with no humanity, integrity, or worth. You channel meaningless hatred at people who don't deserve it. (Probably here you can respond with "oh well she sucks a lot of dicks." Is that a crime punishable by "shanking" or gangrape? Just don't go there.)

Perhaps she does deserve her jail time, but does she deserve public humiliation, and a huge crowd of people laughing at her misfortune? It's one thing for people not to care, but to enjoy it is disgusting. Every person in that room who laughed will get to dine with Satan soon enough, as will you. And the cowardly Sarah Silverman can be his personal whore.

Now go ahead, fire back with your pathetic, mindless insults and show everyone how worthless you are. Let's see how good your vocabulary is.

However, you can know ahead of time that I'm not planning on visiting this site again, as I prefer to converse with humans. So respond all you like but it will be for everyone else.

I notice that most Hilton lovers continuously refer to Silverman as "ugly". Paris deserves to have people as shallow as you for fans.

Nice. Some guy spends more time typing than anyone else talking about spitting venom at people we don't know and then tells a bunch of people he doesn't know they're going to have dinner with Satan. Jerk.

Shut up with your nonsense brian @ 353. You are probably one of Paris hilton's teenage fans with a little bit more mental capacity than the average Hilton fan. That doesn't make you a fucking genius ok. Oh and yes, I know you are reading this now with your nonsense. Why don't you just read through all of the Hilton supporters comments and get a picture what kind of people support Hilton - uneducated, illiterate, trailer park, shallow thrash. Examples: #22, #34,#91,#97 and the list goes on and on. So you see brian, this is the group you belong to...

Brian, your a dumbass... isn't everyone cheering for her to go to prison for:

Doing drugs
Having sex
Being a slut
Breaking the law
Breaking the law again

You say people are going to dine with Satan? refering that you are a religious person and that the things I listed are directly against everything the catholic church is? Nice going on your terribly contridictorial post their fuckarse.

I don't like Sarah Silverman. I could barely sit through Jesus Is Magic. That was incredibly mean.

THE single funniest thing ever. EVER. Sarah for president!

OOPS...No..I spoke too soon. Brian's comment #353 is the funniest thing ever. HAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Dine with satan" - ha ha, you kill me Brian. You sound like the Unabomber. Bet you've got a beard and bad BO.
But anyway, GOOD NEWS PEOPLE !!! After the depression-inducing news that Parasite went home after three days in the pokey, the sentencing judge is not happy and has ordered her to court tomorrow morning !!!
And as for that strange rash, well I don't think you need too much imagination to guess where THAT came from. Parasite, you really should stop shagging those greasy, poxy losers you hang around with. haha

Simon, any relation to gProms?

#362 - not that I'm aware of.
Of course it could be nappy rash that the poor sweetie has got. Ever since that episode in the Hawaiian taxi she just never trusted herself.

i hate paris.

paris hilton is the reason why they killed all those people in the french revolution. she deserves to be beheaded just like marie antoinette.

OMG!!! How meen what a Bitch !

Paris Hilton is a n00b. Not even uber micro would make her cool. I'm going to go eat a fried pickle wrapped in bacon.. LOL

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

It was cruel, but yet so funny.
I feel bad though mainly cause I like Paris

Shadenfreuden.

Look it up.

sarah silverman's comments were really funny.. u can never deny paris' reputation but i was kinda wondering if sarah did it just to gloat paris or to get some media attention on herself.. well, she really did get it.. but in the end, i was kinda felt 'sorry'for paris.. anyway, paris is still human being even if others think otherwise.. :-)

most of the celebrities are doing what paris hilton's are doing

the difference is, paris is BIG NEWS

she's the official slut in Hollywood
she represents the others

I saw the pics of sarah silverman in Maxim magazine and she looked a lot hotter on there and on her tv show. On mtv she looked fat with big hips it just shows they can do alot with magazines and camera angles on tv.Any way Paris should do her time and shut up!!

dont get me wrong i really hate paris hilton, but who the fuck is sarah silverman? thats pretty bad that the only way she can make people laugh is to make fun of pathetic paris hilton. her voice is the most annoying thing ive ever heard.

I'm not a fan of Paris Hilton but this just really was just not funny. She could have spent a few more minutes on this "joke"

what sarah did actually wasn't funny.. im not a paris hilton fan.. but i don't think no one desrves to be humiliated like that... i dont see the point why she has to mention about paris hilton's sentence.. did she do this to really make her feel humiliated? what will she gain in doing that?? and is sarah also aware that she's hosting an award show and not doing a stand up comedy show? maybe she could have saved up that joke to one of her shows and not on mtv movie awards.. it was really a cheap shot.. because there are lots of kids who are watching mtv too isnt she aware of that and she kept on cursing and dissing other people.. oh well...

maybe now its paris time to pay the price of what she did..
so sarah will be paying soon.. i wonder what could that be...

#22, yeah, like spelling and grammer.
I mean SPELINGDS AN DGRAMMER

sarah is delicious

although i've never been a paris hilton fan, what sarah silverman did was just wrong. I used to think sarah was hot but after watching her do that to paris I see sarah and imagine her in a nice pig suit. I can't help but show sympathy for paris, I mean what paris did isn't great and she should be punished but people have murdered with less of a commotion!

and whoever it was who said "i hope paris gets raped in prison" that's horrible and sick to wish on someone and you should look into getting some mental help.

I also want to say I hold paris in higher regard than anyone who actually cheers sarah on for that. paris took it better than most people in her position would.

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