Jun 14 2007Paris Hilton finally sent back to jail

frist.
dumb bitch.

I saw the video of her screaming in a cop car. Who would act like that except a little child?? She needs to stay in there, get a taste of reality. Not cupcakes.

That was corny.

But seriously, she's a bitch.

I am sick of britney panties and can't want for Paris to get out and be all into charity and not dumb anymore.

this is news? hadn't she been in and out of jail like 17 times already

I hear she wants to be a host on The View. Like there's not enough putrid cunts there...

@3--if only being dumb were a choice!!

#3 There is no way she'll ever be anything more than dumb....ever...seriously my 2 year old seems to have a better concept of reality than this cunt. But anyways that's not important I just want to know has she pooped yet?

Well she is the one who says being dumb ins't cute anymore as her dad is planning a get out of jail party.

I feel as though she a team of stylists and random other paid bitches on hand when she took this picture, must admit it's one of the best mugshots i've seen...

So ... what's this got to do with Ann Coulter ?

# 7
I read somewhere that she has people that poop for her.

Wow... she's been in and out of jail almost the same # of times 67% of the male population has been in and out of her. And by that I mean, 1000000s. Which I don't get... at all.

it doesn't matter! she is still going to get better treatment! And if it is you're first time getting locked up, You'll be scared to! Not.....everybody is seasoned criminals!

Every time I hear something more about this story, I die a little.

I guess it's a little too late to say that she gets around....

#10=leave that bitch outta
here, shez nothing but a
BigFuckinMouthRepublican,
that thinkz she knowz it all..
stupid bitch..

#13=Azzdick
soundz like U speak from
experience..so U were
scared in jail? BigBaby!

Pariz, I hope your demon
thoughtz eat U alive while
your locked down 23 hourz.

I still don't get it. She's NOT hot. I so want to give her a facial though.

The beak of hers absolutely kills me. I've read she actually has HAD rhinoplasty to get it to look like that.

I vote for rocket to the sun! Just like on the Simpsons when they sent Tom Arnald and Rosie O'Donnel in a rocket to the sun.

Well, thank God. I've been so concerned for her that I've been unable to eat or pee for a week. I'm so glad she's on the road to recovery.

@13

Would it be so hard to stop using the letter "z" in place of "s" and for crying out loud, whenever I see the letter "u" capitalized for "you", it makes me think you are a 12 year that needs a lesson in the grammar hammer.

I really don't care anymore, I just want her to die.

And why is she so concerned about bathroom pics from prison when she already HAS bathroom pics out there: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0611071paris2.html

I think its just fucking phenominal that everytime this broad tries an avenue of
getting off easy, justice rushes in and
puts her bigbird-ass right back in general population. Her sentance wouldn't be so long
if she just sucked it up and finished it without cryinig like a baby, pretending to
not eat and be suicidal, and begging mommy and daddy to dig up another amubulence chasing lawyer.
She's like a little kid that has n concept of
"time out" and she keeps getting off the metaphorical stool or the corner"

stupid vapid twat

I would have sympathy for Paris if I believed her ummmm "repentance" was sincere....but I don't...and she isn't.

Drug (illegal) withdrawals must really suck huh Paris?

Poster child for money can't buy you brains

Out of jail, back to jail, it's an act, it's not an act--could it be that we finally will have a quiet period from Paris Hilton news.

For updates on Paris Gate, check out http://www.hollywoodgirls.tv.

I still think she should have to come to my house and deal with my kids... I'd rather be locked up and fed some days

I'm going to pray for two things:

Paris gets the lezbot butch love she's yearning for and
Krazikelli actually has her mommy correct her utterances before posting.

Krazi you couldn't face off against Ann Coulter for a minute. She's smart, funny and intelligent whether you agree with her point of view or not.

But at least it's fucking English not Floridian-ebonics lite.

I just don't understand whats the big deal.Her sentence is not even for a month.Geeez..she shd have gotten over it already?!

#16 you're pretty much an moron. You're writing (which is on par with teenybopper girls using AIM) is an eyesore, so learn how to fucking write you ass-clown.

Penis nose.

Any cell you put her in..is too good for her.

Just dig her a hole six feet under already!

Krazihotkelli,

I'd listen to Ann Coulter before I'd listen to you because you have nothing to say. Your "wurdz" are all just diarrhea of the mouth. You are just as stupid as Paris, Lindsay and Britney because you refuse to admit you always make yourself look like a dumbass.

At least I have the shame to realize when I've made myself look like a screaming jackass. Not you. You just keep on doing it.

Hey Superfish,

For shits and giggles, why not do a story about "Idiot Moron Won't Take a Hint"

Base the whole story on Krazihotkellie and her stupid posts.

HAHA yeah I bet the correctional facility is so sympathetic to "paris needs cocaine or she'll feels sick" as a reason not to serve time.

Anyway, wheres the video of her screaming in a cop car??? I wanna see!!

sheva and techclerk:
fuck both of you..I zee you both suck
Coulterz azz..shez not smart,look where
she is..shez ugly...long nose and I am
sure shez a guy...and everyone now hates
that bitch,,so go suck her azz,, thatz
what your good for...enjoy republican
dick from her.

seriously, it would do her dumb ass good to sit in a jail cell and think about her life for a while. oh wait, isn't that the whole point of jail?

Paris Hilton, nice to see you back in jail. Isn't that Ann Coulter your talking about the chick that called those poor 9/11 wifes names after their husbands got killed in the WTC? If so, she should be in jail for that alone. What a bitch.

THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT PARIS HILTON IS GOING THRU NARCOTIC DRUG WITHDRAWALS FOR THE FIRST TIME. SHE'S A VICODAN, PERCOCET, AND MS -CONTIN ADDICT. HOW DO I KNOW? THE 'SCRIPTS ARE FILLED AT MY FATHER'S DRUG STORE.