Jun 26 2007Paris Hilton draws in prison

frist? yeah right. like this is real.

OMG

hilton is such a jew!

4th shizzle

Oh my god. Is this for real?

Speaking of orgasm, I stand by my theory that Paris can’t have them. Either that, or, she’s a closet lesbian. Because, she’s just not convincing as a healthy sex-enjoying heterosexual woman.

I'd pay 100 bucks for it....

They forgot to mention that she wasn't allowed a pencil in her cell so she used ground up herpes scabs to render this incredible portrait. Awesome.

5th she-bangles.
oh paris, really hun?

That looks like something a child would draw. No wonder she's so childish

What does it say in the background? I can make out "Dear Harvey, I just wanted to thank you for your fair and ....... reporting the facts. Thank you, Paris Hilton"

I'm more concerned with whats written underneath the lame ass picture.

Notice how the phone looks like a penis pointing down???? Hmmmm????

7 - hahahaha

where are her arms?

I know it's not intentional, but the "double homicide" line feels a little icky in wake of the Benoit thing.

This is sad, so's whoever drew it's grasp on distance.

Its official.

Paris is 12 years old.

We could have a terrorist attack on the U.S. today. And the media would still lead with this shit......

that's not realistic! either she's never looked in the mirror, which we know is not the case, or she's in complete denial of her wonky eye. dumb bitch.

OMG...can't believe my eyes...I thought it was a drawing by a 8 years old girl...

13) Thank you. I was thinking the exact same thing.

I'm also assuming that the shit written across her chest and on the knee of her pants is 'LA County Jail', which in both she brilliantly forgot the 'T'.

I think I'm gonna....yep, yeah, I just decided it's definitely time to kill myself.

I'm amazed she actually knows how to write words -- she must have had some help.

Simply a masterpiece!!!! definitely belongs in the Musee D'Orsay !!!!!

OMG. That kid is realistic. Now we know she wishes she had lips and eyes the size of Texas, which explains why she has been visiting a plastic surgeon before jail time.

Go to Dlisted, it has the letter that was written too...

Does anyone else notice the letter that was written before the picture? So far all I see is Dear Harvey...then of course you can see the fabulous signature at the bottem.

I LOVE YOU PARIS!

TMA "got their hands on it" because it was written/drawn for/sent to Harvey Levin AT TMZ..

oh, wow, it DOES look like a penis. hmmmm. very freudian. her arms are behind her in handcuffs, btw. and she did put the t in county, you just have to look for it.

This is totally fake. If it was real, there wopuld be a little trail of jizz out the side of her mouth

omg. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her.
Why she had to leave the prison? why.......?

I went to TMZ and read the letter. She dotted every single i with a heart. I thought she said she was going to stop "acting" dumb?

If her mother is so big on teaching ettiquette, grammar, social graces etc she should inform her daughter that dotting an i with a heart is something that prevents others from taking you seriously.

hahah this site makes me piss myself in laughter sometimes..

damn, artist she is not.

13 - ha ha ha. i guess all the female action in there has left her more horny than usual. Expect porn film part deux any day now...

I'm surprised she knows what a pay phone is.

I like that the pay-phone is just floating in the middle of the hallway, it very creative and sureal...and not in anyway idiotic

um I think that someone just photoshopped her signature (XOXO's and all) from her 'fan letter' and put it on the bottom of a dumb drawing.
If she really thought that this was special don't you think she would have dated it instead of signing it with hugs and kisses?
Then again, it is Paris.

holy crap that phone does totally look like an upside down donger! And as for the picture of herself...she only wishes she was that attractive, ha! Where's the big ole' schnozzolla?

What is that letter in the background? You can faintly see a letter that she has written to Harvey Levin.

At least she has attempted some 3D perspective.

Come on you 'tards, show me your masterpieces since you all seem to be artists.

She writes "LA CUNY JAIL"! What's that, a Freudian slip or a moment of sincerity? Cunny's the British moniker for "cunt". (And that phone is not an inverted dick, it's an erect one. The only kind she really cares for).

I actually think it is pretty good, but she probably spent an entire week working on it, then the other three weeks learning to braid her hair for when she is released.

She can actually make a pretty good Perspective drawing!

hmmm...it looks more like Nicky.

And look, she even signed it. As if somebody else would actually want to take credit for this???
WELL IF SHE HAD NOT SIGNED IT YOU WOULDN'T PUBLISHED IT, YOU NHIPOCRITES!

Awww, look! She drew her eye normal! Wishful thinking!

Pariz:
now don't forget
no driving
no drugz
no nothing
for 9 long
monthz
enjoy your
life....
probably
lazt about
1 day.....

Well, I see she not only writes like a child but she also draws like one too! The more I see the more I believe the rumors that she was in Special Ed. Classes before she dropped out of high school. Bill from The Learning Annex should see the picture before he pays her one million dollars to teach a seminar!

In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

That's amazing, it looks just like her. What with the tiny little nose and the two huge wide open beautiful eyes. Okay then not really, she'd have been better drawing Mr Burns in a blonde wig.

who said this was a self portrait? it can't be because that one eyes not wonky.

That is all.

yeah and im sure ALL of you can draw SO much better

is it sad that shes actually PRETTIER in this pic than in real life? aw so sad

LOL..
Come on! this is just too easy...

Anybody else notice the phone handset looks like an upside down phallus? Think she's been missing the high hard one?

I drew better than that at 5!!!
Unbelivable how retarded this person is.

I think after seeing this, I'm gonna start going easy on her. I mean I don't make fun of people in the Special Olympics either. Same thing.
Not cool to make fun of retards.
I see now what was wrong with her from the getgo.

This kind of drawings make me always flasback to my childhood.I even recognize the prison clothes.

haha the phone DOES look like a cock. some artistic talent shes got goin on

It looks like she's finally her eye fixed.

come on, people. it's a cute drawing.

that phone looks like a phallus.

i have to give it to her. the perspective isn't half bad.

Sooooo much talent with this one....
Picasso? Rembrandt? Hacks. Mere hacks.

So when is the art expo?

I like how she gave herself japanimea eyes

0_0

She drew a Nicole Richie on the side of the paper...get it..side of the paper? It's cos Nicole Richie is anorexic. You know, she's like really thin...so is the side of a sheet of paper...so Nicol..um...

Pariz:
call mommiedearezt,
zhe needz zome new
hair..zhez a freakin
train wreck...hurry..

Itz funny how zhe put xxxoooo=z
under her name...I'll bet zhe
waz lozing her fuckin mind in there..
zhe probably can't wait to get back..

Yeah, I remember passing notes like this
in 4th grade too.
Hey Paris, ya didn't quite get the pic right.
You forgot to make your one eye all wonky.

This is obviously a sketch for her next clothing line. Haven't you heard of her new best brand: LA County Jail Urban. She should show the back where "JAIL" is pasted across her ass! The pockets on the front are extra large to carry eye liner pencils for shanking your enemies!

ha ha ha ha ha Paris WHITNEY Hilton ha ha ha ha ha!

the letter to harvey says something about fair something reporting the facts something something... did she seriously send TMZ a drawing of herself?! And they still didn't publish it??!?!?!

ah qual é ficou mó bom

what does it say on the back>> There is writing.

Mark my word, some amazingly stupid retard will pay big bucks for this fucking shitty drawing. Who wants to start the bidding....?

Your closing comment is really inappropriate. You should be more responsible in your choice of words and self patronage in your commentary.

"I'd rather take credit for a double homicide than have people think I drew this."

she has no idea what she physically looks like!

A Hilton anime series could become of this. The title has already been set: One Night in Paris.

ejem... no comments...

Yeah....she wishes she looked this good,

I hate to tell you this CountDrunkulaXxX, but last weekend your husband was at my house and let's just say, he was doing some
heavy munching. Sorry, you have always known that I am a whore. It's not the first time for him and me either. I figured that this was a safer way to tell you.

it seems like paris is starting to be the real "artistic" one since being put in jail, i mean making this horrible drawing and a "beautiful" fathers day card for her dad.

WHO CARES??????????????????

IS IT ME OR DOES THE PHONE LOOK LIKE A DILDO??????

I could find a blind two year old with no hands that can draw better than this.

[No offense to blind two-year olds with no hands in advance.]

PARIS-I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOUR ART...MINE LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS. DONT EVER LET PEOPLE BRING YOU DOWN, THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS. YOU ARE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME..I TRY TO EMULATE YOUR GLAMOUR...I LOVE YOU PARIS. I WISH I WAS AS AWESOME AS YOU, BABE. YOU ARE SO LOVED ALL AROUND THE WORLD. HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND TELL ALL THE HATERS TO GO TO HELL.

XOXOXOX

Uhmm,is this an homage to Edvard Munch's The Scream?

damn. a floating-penis-looking-payphone...VERY artistic that crackhead.

hahahahaha wtf this is the wierdest thing ive ever fucking seeeen

joder, qué infantil.

@6 I agree with your theory. i don't even think paris is a sexual person at all