Jun 8 2007Paris Hilton checking into Twin Towers Correctional Facility

This is to damn good.

joy.

This is what happens when you are a racist, exploitative bitch who drinks and drives...

FRIST!

lol, i love the look on her face in that pic

FABULOUS. Guess being rich isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I have such an overwhelming feeling of happiness right now, it's unreal! She broke the law and she deserves every ounce of punishment she gets. Mommy and Daddy can't buy her out of this mess. What a waste of space Paris is.

i am so happy right now. what a joy!

yeah Baby back to twat camp for you.

she will probably enjoy getting stripped searched again...if I were the correctional officer doing it, i would double glove it..

Twin Towers Correctional Facility? 6/8 is the new 9/11. Let's hope Paris goes into Twin Towers like a 747, shrieking and exploding into a ball of fire.

Crying?
There's no crying in prison.

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!

*wipes tear away*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid fucking cunt crying for her mommy!!!! OMG, this has made my weekend!!!

DAMN! Paris Hilton with no makeup! Scary...

How rare is it that we will all have better weekends than Paris? I wonder if the guards strip searching her are applicable for workman's comp?

#3 don't act as if you've never done it. stfu

The double gloves, they do nothing....

This is the best news of the whole year.

Christmas came early and Justice for all.

Is she really that surprised? Really? Seriously? She's dumber than I thought.

Stand by for the State of Cali being sued for millions by her lawyers.

http://www.innerdrama.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Holy fuck!!!!! I just can't stop laughing!!!

Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Teehee... snicker...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Habeus Corpus? Wtf. How is her sentence illegal? She broke the fucking law.

"Mom...Mom...Mom..."

This is priceless!

Historical day!

This is now my new favorite picture. It will replace the one in my foyer of Bush getting ass raped by Cheney while Condi takes pictures of Osama masturbating. At least the Paris one wasn't Photoshopped. Sweet reality!

fuckin' awesome.

I guess she couldn't handle the prison issued panties. tee hee

Hahahahhahahahahah
That has to be about the
greatest picture I've ever
seen!!!
Hahahahahaha

Let's Hate Paris Campaign
Of America!

poor girl

11- so wrong but so fucking lol

Whoever writes this, I love you. (I'm female) Where can we meet?

why the hell is it called "twin towers" ?

I definitely think you can only claim habeas corpus if you actually didn't do anything wrong and are being imprisoned on false charges, which she definitely doesn't qualify for. But I don't know, I didn't do good in law class.

Seeing another human weep shouldn't bring me such joy but it does in this case. I giggled my ass off.

Twin Towers Correctional Facility and Day Spa.

Ok, from a legal perspective, it's pretty crazy to file a writ of habeas corpus over an 18-day stay in the county pokey for a traffic violation. Her lawyers are going to the federal government to say that the state is holding her illegally because there is some violation of her federal constitutional rights, people. So now it's not just state resources but federal that are being wasted. I am thinking this can't be right...surely it's a writ on mandamus, which means the judge is overstepping his bounds.
Everyone can wake up now, the civics lesson is over.

AMERICA-FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope that stupid bitch rots in there forever.

This is why she dropped her appeal in the first place, because she cut a deal with the Sheriff, she KNEW she was getting out the whole time. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Sucks when real life interferes with your plans doesn't it Paris?

This is the same Sheriff's office that didn't charge Mel Gibson with resisting arrest even though he tried to flee the scene and has not yet turned over Nichole Ritchies case to prosecutors.

This sheriff is either a star fucker or a dishonest asshole taking bribes.

LMFAO @ all of this.

Poor baby!!! I feel sorry for her she is not a criminal she just made a mistake..

yeah. but she always wins in the end.

You insensitive pricks.
Has no one even asked, "what's to happen to her dog?"

It should have been nicole richie, you know, since she's a bitch and all.

ROFLMAOPIP

PARIS, you are not above the law! Maybe a nice nervous breakdown will be the closest thing to reality you've had your entire life!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/10983

check out the remake of Paris' video, lol

# 11- You really have no idea what really happened on 9/11, just what the media told you, so stop using something you really think you understand, but don't.

Ahhh!!! I'm making this picture the wallpaper on my RAZR!

To f'ing classic!

its really sad that this is the most covered news in america

All I have to say is... be careful of what you wish for...

She wanted to be famous, now take everything that comes with that...good and bad. And use a little more KY personal lubricant, it will cut down on the chafing from all those bull dykes shoving their arms up your ass to their shoulders... trust me. Just relax and think of home...

I wish everyone would please LEAVE HER ALONE. I know this sounds cliche, and hypocritical, but she never did ANYTHING to you, except entertain you.

First off - Those are crocodile tears.
Second - Even if she has to do the full 23-days at Salon de Sheriff', she'll get paid a bunch of money and attention to talk about this personal horror. She's going to make more money for this little farce than many of us make in our whole lives.

FEDERAL COURT NOW?

The Hiltons have no boundaries do they...

Time for the AG to put a foot down...

Outstanding! What a great start to the weekend.

This is doubly sweet because Hilton thought she had beaten the system & got off with a slap on the wrist. Everyone who used their money to game the system, please take one step forward. Ah ah, Paris... not so fast.

There's exactly no shame in feeling joy at this news. No-one should shed a tear just because a spoiled child of privilege found out there's some things your money won't buy (not like she didn't try... someone should look into the sheriff's recent bank statements... just sayin').

# 50- pay attention next time. she's not in that kind of prison. Basically, she's not even in prison.

Eat a sack of shit #51

guess I can start wearing my "Free Paris" wristband again.

http://www.iam4paris.com

Man, that picture makes me happier than anything I can remember.

Well atleast she will be clowned wherever she goes now. Celebrity justice hasn't even started yet muhahahahahahaha!!

http://www.innerdrama.com

In LA, those damn places are so overcrowded, there's no way a non-violent offender, like paris is going to spend her full sentence there.

Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya! OOOOH lord kumbaya! (High fives self)

We should start testing products on you people.

Ohhhh.... You KNOW saturday night live is gonna be good tomorrow..... Step up SNL... You know you wanna...

FREE PARIS!!! You people disgust me!

She fucked herself over: "I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

#62 What the fuck are you talking about?

Show your love and support for Paris. Send her a gift basket from mycarepack.com It's a company that delivers gifts directly to prisoners all over the country.

You can go directly to:
http://mycarepack.com/InmateInfo.aspx?id=9818783

yaaaay!

# 63- the snl season is over. Besides, the show sucks some major ass anymore.

"she never did ANYTHING to you, except entertain you."...

On Sept. 7, 2006 police arrested celebrity socialite Paris Hilton in Hollywood on suspicion of driving under the influence after she was spotted "driving erratically" while out to pick up a late-night burger.

Hilton was charged Sept. 26 with misdemeanor driving under the influence and on Jan. 9, 2007, her lawyers entered not guilty pleas on her behalf to a single count each of driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or above.

Less than a week later, Hilton was pulled over again, this time by the California Highway Patrol. She was informed that her license was suspended in connection with the September DUI charge and she'd signed a document acknowledging she was not supposed to drive.

Hilton pleaded no contest Jan. 22 to a reduced charge of alcohol-related reckless driving. The pleas earned her three years of probation and a $1,500 fine. Hilton also was required by the courts to enroll in an alcohol education program.

A month later, Feb. 27, Hilton — still with a suspended license — was stopped by Los Angeles sheriff's deputies for driving "a new Bentley" at 70 mph in a 35 mph zone "in darkness without her headlights on." In her glove compartment was the document she'd signed Jan. 15, acknowledging she was not allowed to drive while her license was suspended.

So, no she didn't run over me because I wasn't on that street that night, but she obviously thinks she is above the law and is a hazard to people's lives. As far as her entertaining me... never once, until TODAY! HA!!!!!

agreed. SNL sucks now. It's official.

just do the fucking 23 days. Whats the big deal? Maybe she's afraid of getting fat. In jail she will have 3 meals a day.

#52 - sad but true. I bet this whole dire thing was meticulously planned out by her and her lawyers (wait, no, her lawyers only) Seriously, I bet her lawyers told her:
Dearie - we'll get you out after 3 days max.

But the handcuff thing to a bit too much, I have to say. She isn't a serial killer........yet.

THANK
U
AL
SHARPTON!!!!

I never thought americans could be so mean to each other.
Shootings, wars, unjust penaltys, death penalty,etc, you guys are really lost, I wish you all the best of luck for the future.

SOP requires handcuffs, even if she isn't a serial killer. SOP applies to everyone.

Paris is above the law, and the world is overpopulated. Essentially, she was doing us a favor.

well damn that sucks i lov her..everyone seriosully needs to stop messing wiht paris hilton and leave her alone..all yall callin her a whore and a loose and sayin you hater her HOw could you hate her you dont know her you judge her by one fucking sex tape tnat thats it...yall niggaz just jelous cuz she got alot of money and yall aint got shit..get on with your lives...actually get a life dude stop hatin on paris you aint never going to meer her in your life proabbly so stop worrying about her cuz she aint worrying about you

did she have a nose job?

45 days is a long sentence for Paris Hilton? I'd say 6 words would be a long sentence for Paris Hilton.

Is is hot in that patrol car, or is it just paris?

hey number #78, while your daddy is out selling crack on the streets and your momma whores herself out in the kitchen and your 28974982749827897 little brothers and sisters run around in bare feet with their heads in cute little puffy ponytails, it's perfectly understandable that you fine solace in wishing you had the life of a rich spoiled bitch like Hilton. stupid piece of shit UGLY ASS you are.

...S W E E T...J U S T I C E...! ! !

Hell, yeah! #82!! and FU number #78! Go to a Paris fan site or shut the fuck up.

lampwick- you write and speak just as "crappily" as everyone else. You are not a genius, paris is not an idiot.

#78-you MUST be joking. Don't you know she hates blacks? She can make porn full-time for all we care, but being racist and elitist is what earned her nationwide hatred. Get with the fucking program.

she is going to milk this thing until the last cow standing.
Hunger strike/nervous breakdown/panic attacks/mental distress and will sue the sheriff, the judge, the city of LA, Snow White, the busboy at Snooppoo, and the gas station attendant in Bakersfield.

just wait.

paris is a god. The rest of you are her slaves.

Oh tatianalensky, you speak the truth my brother. good for her.

#76 that may be.
Yeah, its the American way. I know.
But its still fucked up.

88-you need to go over to Tierra's house and rub each other off while watching Paris' sex tape. God-she didn't even do that with any skill.

You people are truly fucked up. I think she deserves to serve her full sentence in a prison as opposed to house arrest, but why all the hate and rancor? What is this, fucking high school? Laughing because some snotty rich kid got held accountable? Well, I guess what they say about the average mental age of the modern public is true.

Might I recommend the 'Chewbacca Defense' next?

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, the Prosecuters would certainly want you to believe that his client has "Stinky Britches". And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor.

Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Paris doesn't hate blacks. Where are you people getting this stuff?

There was some Youtube video going around of her making nasty comments about blacks at some party or other a while back, Jimmychoo.

Haha ! It's normal. Maybe she'll be smarter after that ?! lol.

Yeah, too many state resources wasted on this shit, but seeing Paris cry does make me a little happy, I gotta admit. I'm no lawyer, but a writ of habeas corpus does seem to be overdoing it. Just do the 23 days, you stupid twit, and be done with it. Nice that the Hiltons have nothing better to spend their money on. I know I shouldn't be surprised that she's being a big drama queen about it, but it's not like she's going in for life. And she's not going in a Turkish prison or some shithole in southeast Asia. If she was, I'd feel sorry for her. But she's going to be doing the easiest time of anybody who's ever done time. Loser.

The city of Paris made a sex tape? And had no skill? You have to be kidding me. You discriminatory assface!

See a satirical tongue-in-cheek graphic titled “The Big-Attitudes” which updates the Biblical Beatitudes to fit the Paris Hilton fiasco…here:

www.thoughttheater.com

Tierra, thanks for reinforcing every stereotype possible with your asinine post.

Why does America hate Paris Hilton? Because little girls admire her and aspire to be worthless and shitty just like her. She has become famous for nothing. Oh yeah, she's a fucking racist...but thats cool too right? She treats people like garbage and is spoiled. That is why people are loving this.

She thought she could get a DUI and have daddy save her. Well, thank god there is some sanity in this country. Any foreign idiot who comes over and posts about us is clueless if they can't see that perspective.

Now I guess the 'Free Paris Hilton' movement will have their work cut out for them!
http://www.iam4paris.com

I hope that she has a mental breakdown and shaves her head Spears style!

True justice won't be served til Paris learns how to fashion a noose out of her jumpsuit.

She puts us all in real danger, both directly through her drunk driving antics and indirectly by fueling an across-the-board lowering of our collective standards about what we will and will not put up with as a society. The reverence and support some of you seem willing to show this life-hack demonstrate that you are already goners, but please don't drag the rest of us into the shitheap that is your lives and hers.

Gonzo, she just said "nigga", will singing along to a song. Does that make her either discriminatory, racist, or prejudice?

MOMMY!!!!!

Poor SPOILED LITTLE RICH SLUT..

What a friggin' CIRCUS!

WTF?
That was NO "Nervous Breakdown".. It screams..DRUG WITHDRAWLS?

All I can say; is Reap what you sow.
{Tenfold}

FINALLY!!!!!

Paris..
Nicole..
Jessica..
Kirten..
Lindsay..

DRUNKS!..Throw 'em ALL in JAIL.

Sorry...bad link above...

See a satirical tongue-in-cheek graphic titled “The Big-Attitudes” which updates the Biblical Beatitudes to fit the Paris Hilton fiasco…here:

http://www.thoughttheater.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_the_bigattitudes.php

With any luck they'll tie her tubes while in prison.......god forbid she ever produces an offspring.

Methinks the mental vacuum that would create would cause the universe to implode.

You people are truly blessed in both song and story. Let us make haste, and sit with chewy to address why we wear aprons on our big ass.

Here's some video of Paris reaching Twin Towers (I think):
http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?f=00&g=39aa2170-0b5c-452e-900a-
e8c8f30aa0ae&p=hotvideo_m_edpicks&t=
m5&rf=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/
19102663/?gt1=10056&fg=

Let's hope she joins the Nation of Islam while in prison.

Or Scientology, at least.

But no Jesus stuff. Too silly.

why is it on this day and age, that a woman who likes to have sex is called a whore? Thank the evangelicals on that one.

P.S. All the fat chicks are work are lovig this story.

Fat chicks love when beautiful people face misery!

Thank you, lord, for allowing me to live long enough to see the headline, "Screaming Paris sent back to jail"... it just doesn't get any better than this. Unless an enraged MADD member, preferably a mother who has lost a child to a drunk driver, would shoot Paris in the face.

This is the most awesome news of the year! I'll never forget this day.

But I really am dirt compared to her.

FUCK her asshole lawyers... Oh wait Paris already paid them. They better not get her out of this.

But if they do I have found the bright side because I am a positive person.

No matter what happens her sheltered little life is hell right now, this ordeal is the Apocalypse for her little pea brain so isn't she getting what we always wanted her too... a big pile of steaming KARMA... the bitch is getting hers. May this be only the begining...

Maybe this back and forth shit is actually more traumatic for her ant-like intelected t(wait ants make farms so they're WAYsmarter than he). The point is she's miserable as miserable as she's made my poor eyes? Probably not... but this is a great moment in time.

Sadly this shows the state of our legal system, but at least I finally found god .. the god Of my understanding...

Hmmmm I wonder if I should send him an offering... Shanipiss could you FedEx your virgin ass to his court. Thanks.

The bitch is going down!

#78==can suck
Pariz=z azz, bitch...
probably a family
member......

Itz too fuckin late
for her...she haz
done the crime and
now itz time to pay
the piper...Toyota.....

thankx God; U know
I prayed all day
for thiz,,U really
work fazt...love ya...

OK....I have determined a compromise that would allow her to leave prison.

She could leave prison and be allowed tobe locked in her house stay with the provision that 1) Her Album be playing at all times throughout the house with volume set to 11, 2) Her crappy movies and music videos and sex tape be playing on every video screen., 3) she is forced to write a book report on her book.

I don't know about you but ......Thats Hell People.....HELL!!!

Doesn't paris donate lots a money for children?

BTW, Fish, that whole Lewis & Clark lost in her vagina line ... I laughed at that. I laughed really hard.
You're on a roll today with the writing. Keep it up.

ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome.

To #112: nah, the whole "whore" thing is pretty well rooted in all of Christianity, although it's far worse here than in Europe (which except for immigrants is turning atheist). The evangelicals take it farther than most, but they're by no means the only offenders.

Damn, and I thought that today was going to be a perfect day.
Paris back in jail, and me not being trolled. And then #118 had to go & RUIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!

She is such an idiot. Pathetic.

Is she crazy enough to commit suicide or go on a hunger strike? Are the DT's really that bad that she'll stroke out without a Redbull & Vodka fix or a line of coke? Poor little lost Princess, now more fucked than she wants to be.

Oh, and #51 can eat two bags of shit.

iamsosmart, did you even notice your handling of the word "intellect" ? Most americans simply aren't familiar with it anymore, so it doesn't matter anyway.

Sharpeidude, yeah I'm fairly sure she is crazy enough to attempt suicide. She never struck me as too mentally stable in the first place, and I can't imagine this'll help.

This girl is wonderful and beautiful. I hope she wins in the end. Fish make people happy in the pants area.

124 - Unfortunately I think she's psychologically incapable of actually offing herself. I mean if she had even the slightest hint of self-awareness surely she'd have ended herself long ago.

And I'm in complete agreement with you about #51, who seems to be a huge sack cof cocks.

why can't all puppets eat rain?

Paris, I want you to know how truly worthy you are to society.

Why the fuck is she crying?

Innocent people are thrown in jail everyday. Too bad they aren't sheltered white bitches.

Look at all you fucking evil jealous fucks. You should be ashamed of yourselves. What makes you better than Paris when you sit there laughing and cheering at someone elses misery. Purely pathetic. Please don't fucking act like you wouldn't be buying your own way out of jail if you were rich and famous too. Give me a fucking break.

This judge is a cocksucker who is just trying to make an example out of Paris and he's going fucking overboard.

Fuck this bitch, and fuck all those who are here to support her.

It's okay to cry. Crying takes the sad out of you.

RE: the 'like sex=whore' issue. She doesn't seem to enjoy sex very much. I only saw the 3 minutes of her tape that were free, but I distinctly remember a VERY halfhearted performance by Ms. Hilton. And I, for one, have never interrupted sex to answer my phone (and I've been married to the same person for 9 years). That tape was Paris doing her absolute best to be Hot In Bed and she bored me to tears.

Nobody here is jealous of this wonkie eyed bitch. Get real. Justice is served.
You can take your break Jen and shove it up your fat ass.

Funny, from all the "non-Americans" to be spending so much time on a fucking AMERICAN website. Oh yeah, and if you're from Canada, remember, Canada the United States' bitch.

There are a handful of you people that think she should be left alone. You must also be stuck up assholes that think the law doesn't apply to you. Most of us are happy because she is getting what she deserves. Finally a judge is making hollywood follow the same rules everyone else has to. Paris Hilton goes out of her way to make people hate her.

#125. Oh big fucking deal a typo, the world is ending...

But thanks for displaying your MASSIVE intellect by ASSuming I was AMERICAN.

And Re: 135: No kidding. I bet the guy who said that would hesistate to call his ex a whore. But Paris, maybe with all this against her, plus herpes, plus being, well, hideous...he's got a shot. As long as he's got coke.

Canada=Snowmexico

Check out notsosimplelife.tv for up to the minute updates on Paris Gate. Videos, pictures and news stories are available as well.

Jesus Christ on a stick, woman, all that money can't buy you some DIGNITY??

Or was this all just a "pity poor me" performance for the paparazzi?

141 - LMAO

I'm really going to enjoy seeing that pic plastered all over every magazine cover in America.

Could all the worthless shits sticking up for this self serving whore get the fuck of this website? Thank you.

If any of you are falling for this traumatized shit you might want to read this article that explains what life was like the day she got home.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20041406_20041845,00.html

She got more love and support than a kid with cancer. She was in such a "fragile state" yet she still had the energy to be an ego maniac.

"At about 4 p.m., a male assistant with a video camera came out of the house to film the frenzy, asking the crowd if they loved Paris. He told the media that Hilton herself had requested the footage, noting that she wanted to see what was happening outside her home. Asked if she would make an appearance, the assistant said she "may come out."

Oh yeah she sounds fucking destroyed

"Um servant, go out and like make a moving picture of all the people that are obsessed with me and like make them yell that they love me and stuff. Hurry. Blow you later!"

The only thing worse than this vapid bitch are the pieces of shit that worship her and cater to her ego. Her parents belong in jail with her.

The best par tof this is that it will destroy her. Everyone keeps talking about how it will make her bigger but they are wrong. She is the object of ridicule now. Not just a little. A LOT. Everyone will be riding her down and giving her the Sarah Silverman treatment. For someone like her, that will be unbearable... The best would be if the whore kills herself... So many penises would be saved from a Valtrex future.

*egomaniac

and whatever the fuck else I spelled wrong since the spelling police is ass patrolling today.

That is the most beautiful picture of Paris I have ever seen!

So sad. I cried when this happened...because no more bad porno tapes for 45 days...

This is probably the first time in her life someone says "NO!", and there's nothing her whining can change.

This humbling and humiliating experience will remind her that she is a mortal like you and me... well actually not me, since I got super-powers.

Martha goes, you go. Twunt.

Every time someone defends Paris Hilton and angel dies.

Every time someone defends Paris Hilton and angel dies.

Money and no power.

God the drama....
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Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton's entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.

Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: "The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."

Hilton screamed.

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton's mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.

Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.

A Writ of Habeus Corpus? WOW, they are totally desperate. That has about a .000001% chance of prevailing, based upon the court events that took place, the original court agreement and public sentiment. No way the Appeals judges release her. She just needs to buck up. But her star has FALLEN. She will forever be mocked now because she has nothing talent wise to fall back on. She is a hack, and is now a mocked and ridiculed hack and she has only herself to blame. Unless she does porn, then all bets are off. :)

141- you're an idiot.

Please god... let video of this surface... We saw Saddam hang...

I'm guezzing
thiz meanz
that O.J. waz
more famouz
than her...

after all...
he did have
a dream team
of lawyerz...

where were herz???
dumb bitch...O.J.
getz away with
2 murderz and U
can't even get
outta you shit...

now, nothing iz
fuckinfunnier
than that....

There IS a god!!!
... Nah, no god, just JUSTICE, for fuck's sake!
This feels sooo good...

#132 - No "example" is being made here. This is about teaching a lesson to very spoiled brat whose repeatedly illegal conduct says "the rules don't apply to me". That's what justice IS.

Her ACTIONS have spoken louder than her WORDS.

Driving multiple times (2 or 3 times, depending upon who's reporting it) is like extending your middle finger to the judge who gave you the "slap on the wrist" punishment that Paris was given after her drunk driving arrest in September. But instead of counting her blessings, she goes and drives again and again even though she could easily have hired someone to do the driving for her.

When she flips off the judge who went easy on her, this is what she gets. She ASKED for it. She DESERVES it. And anyone else who does it gets the SAME TREATMENT. Get it?

Her ridiculous lie that she "didn't know" she couldn't drive might have caught some air the first time, but the judge already knew she'd been told before this last arrest that she can't drive on a suspended license, and yet she continued to do so and then LIED to the judge about not knowing. Another thing one just doesn't do to a judge is try to lie one's way out of being punished. It just makes them think that you think they're stupid, and, well, it just makes them mad.

BRAVO to Judge Sauers for having the stones to make his ruling stick despite all the legal maneuvering on her behalf due solely to her vast wealth. What they had was "failure to communicate". I believe the judge has now finally managed to "communicate" with Paris. Probably the first authority figure in her entire life who wasn't swayed by her emotional little meltdown. (I've known 3 year olds who exhibit more maturity.) Someone ought to slap her mother, too, for being such a pathetic whiner.

I work in the California legal system myself, and I know of many DUI defendants who got MORE than 45 days for doing LESS than Paris did (i.e., driving only once on a suspended license after getting probation). And they didn't get out after only a day or two for crying, being "sick" or any of the other crap that this woman has gotten away with.

She received preferential treatment while she was in the Lynwood jail, and my guess is she's STILL getting it at Twin Towers at this very moment. I say, send her to Sybil Brand -- if she thought Lynwood was bad . . .

#157 - 100% agree...

She blew herself to larger than life then showed she has no character, no dignity, no class, and no talent. She will be the recipient of endless mockery from here on out... To scream "Mom!!" in court? Ha ha ha... Fuck the Hiltons... Someone needs to Menendez their asses...

Regardless, Paris is over.

Britney is somewhere thanking this dumb whore for the respite....

What the fuck kind of man is Mr. Hilton. Ugh I hate Dad's that allow themselves to be wrapped around their little whore daughter's fingers.

And I HATE her useless bitch mother(she's just like Paris only older, fatter and more arrogant so she's basically the DEVIL) NEVER have I seen two more shameful enablers.

Just remember that she will not a learn a thing.

#162 - Good show... You are spot on.

Pariz....
Thiz iz
Michael
Jackzon,
U know
how I
sexually
abuzed all
of thoze
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I love that pic. Say, am I the only one who suspects that she's having such a hard time because she's going through withdrawals? I mean, jesus christ - it's 23 days people. That's NOTHING. Especially since she's spending 23 hours a day in a 6X9. If she was literate, she could read a book or 3 and be out before she knew it. What's the big deal? But then, 23 days is FOREVER if you're addicted to coke, heroin, etc. Who knows what this fugly twat is on, but I think these tears are because it's hard to be without her fix. Nothing else in this could possibly be that bad.

oh, and dragged off by a deputy crying for mommy? priceless. Best thing I've read in months. I hope she accidentally makes it to GP so she can get shanked by something metal instead of penis for a change.

It's so easy to understand her "breakdown" if you give it a minutes thought.
It took her three days to completely unravel, she cant't eat, she needs three or more blankets, she's paranoid. Her high paid Doctors saying she's has deep psychological problems.

SHE'S A DRUG ADDICT GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWL.

No booze, no coke, no uppers/downers. Alol that shit she did right up to the second she went to jail was shut off in a moment.

She's an addict going thru withdrawl, pure and simple. The Sherrif says he doesn't know what medication she needs. I would start with Methadone.

Not being a Doctor of course, that can only be my opinion. Of course, my opinion that the nasty looking canker sore on her lower lip is herpes is also just an opinion and not anything else

Now I'm off the hook if her lawyers ever get hold of me.

what a fucking sorry ass bitch! wah wah wah exterminate her dumb ass!

Hey all you Paris lovers.. Eat shit.

Over 275,000 people polled and 93% say Paris should be in the pokey...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19115869/?GT1=10056

Ha!!!!

I'm a longtime reader and have never commented, but her expression has finally compelled me. She looks exactly like Martha Stewart. Also, seeing that weeping scab fills a hole in me that I didn't even know I had.

Do_FreeBird - great minds think alike, even if 1 minute apart.

lol

I can't believe that everyone is so happy over her misery. I don't like her one little bit. I do, however, think it's bogus they let her go then told her to go back. That's the systems fault; not hers. If the judge didn't like it he should reprimand the Sheriff, not take it out on Paris.

Wow this really sucks because my best friend hates Paris so much that when they let her out of jail for being "Paris" she was so pissed that she killed herself.
I'm thinking she overreacted a bit...maybe she should've waited a couple days.
Haste makes waste

#52 EXACTLY. That is not crying. That is throwing a temper tantrum because she didn't get her way. She's doing easy time in a jail that is catering to her. She can't do drugs or get her photo in the newspaper or go shopping for about 20 more days. Oh yeah, that breaks my heart, not.

Judge Sauer is a fucking STAR! I love that man!! PROPS to you SAUER!!
I hate to see people suffering with ONE exception - this bitch.

Oh and where the fuck is our Paris Hilton troll now?? HAHAHAHAHA!

173 - Paris got what she deserved. She had a party planned for tonight... Oh the contrition...

let him who is without sin case the first stone

- I'm not really sure what this means but it seems relevant to the current situation

She became a "celebrity" by playing the part of a spoiled rich girl who didn't have to deal with real life. She wanted to be an icon; unfortunately for her, the masses of real people whose real lives she ridiculed in "The Simple Life" series are overjoyed by her downfall.

I think Paris should do her remaining days in prison, come out, marry the Sheriff who after getting a few hummers (and Herpes) from her released her early and he should make an honest woman out of her.
She will cook and clean and raise babies with the Sheriff in a home in the burbs and only be seen in her backyard hanging out wash to dry and playing with her kids.
Hahaha!!

There is a website that let's you express ways you'd like to see Paris die at:

http://howtokillparishilton.com/

Loves it!!!!

Scooter-

No doubt typing at the exact same moment.

Great minds - yes
Kind of scary - oooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

I'm watching a small tv screen on my computer while typing this. Right now I'm watching shots of hundreds of reptilian photogs crowding around and blocking the police car taking her off to the pokey.

This is all so surreal. America, what a great country.

Will this stupid thing post this time? Who the hell knows? Second try.

"Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton's entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.

Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: "The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."

Hilton screamed.

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton's mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.

Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back."

Ummm...why does this scene remind me of a movie in which someone is condemned to death ans is being taken off for decapitation? Paris and her ridiculous parents are acting like she's going off to the firing squad instead of to the county lock-up.

I love that new word "Twunt." I am squeezing it and making it my own. :-)

CNN has a poll too... main page, scroll down the right side... over 111,000 votes and they are at 91% that this bitch got what she deserved...

Ha... The tribe has spoken.... snuff that bitch out...

OMG you all need to get a life. I don't care if Paris Hilton's going to jail or not, but a mentally ill girl crying and screaming for her mom is nothing that you should be making fun of.

I love how that damn Sheriff got caught lying.

He was supposed to produce the paperwork of Paris' undisclosed health condition to the judge. And the judge kept asking and asking if the paperwark had arrived yet....
crickets...LMAO..

Fuck that crooked Sheriff. Hope his dick falls off from a thousand STD's he just got from her.

Can I just remind all of the Paris fans on this board that if Little Miss Valtrex hit you with her roadster she wouldn't even blink, let alone stop? She's a waste of good carbon and I can't understand your devotion to someone whose main achievement/distinction in life is having her vagina caught on film more times than the Taj Mahal and the Great Pyramid combined. Find a more worthy object of your affection; get a puppy or a Pet Rock or something else that exhibits more positive character traits than she does. Christ!

187 - eat shit...
She is a dirty spoiled little whore who deserves to be brought down... With a rifle would be preferable but this will have to do...

Fuck off...

TAKE THAT STUPID BITCH!
In your fuckface!

%93 of over 300,000 polled on MSN and 91% of over 111,000 polled say that all us "haters" are right...

So eat shit again 187...

To everyone who keeps bitching because Paris is being "treated unfairly" (ala: Well other drunk drivers get out after only a few days! It's NOT FAIR TO POOR PARIS!):

Why do you think they give judges discretion over sentencing? So they can give lesser sentences to offenders who have demonstrated taking responsibility for their actions. If they show regret, admit they were wrong, and if it's a first offense the judge will go light on them.

What did this idiot do? She refused to go to court, and when she did go she went late (which equals insta-pissed judge), she had a team of lawyers trying to prove that even though she was drunk and behind the wheel she shouldn't have pay for it, and she sent a freaking petition to the governor!

The judge knew going in that she didn't have a shred of remorse for what she'd done, and not only that she was consistently disrespectful to the court by being late, showing she had no respect for the process. Damn straight he gave her a harsher sentence, and YES it was to set an example to her that you can't piss on the law and still get preferential treatment, no matter how much your daddy is worth. I only wish more judges had his integrity.

Well said 193...

Just who the hell does she think she is? She complied with NOTHING the judge ordered, alcohol training, community service, not driving w/o license, etc. She has, as one of the newspersons said today, a bad case of spoiledbratitis.

Let her rot in there. She brought this all on herself. If she had complied with the first, simple, easy order, she wouldn't be in this mess. And by the way, where the hell are mommy and daddy, who didn't shepherd her thru the first order? They think they are too good, too.

Hats off to this judge, who originally tried to give her a break, but when she defied him, he's not putting up with her crap!!!

I bet she's crying purple faced into her smelly jail pillow until she vomits.

The funniest thing? Kim Kardashian is just waiting in the wings to become the new Paris... Hey... She shit on someone... Way to raise the skank-bar...

Let's get it straight folks!! She is NOT going to jail for DUI - she's going to jail for probation violations (three times) for the DUI. She can't get it thru her pea brain, that yes, this means YOU. Is she really as retarded as she acts?

OWNED!

Hahahaha

http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1513

why didn't she just pay her look a like 30k to take her place in jail... dumb bitch.

To 187:

Do you really think this little xxxxxxx is mentally ill? She's playing the system at every turn. She's a spoiled brat who needs to meet the real world. She doesn't even have a good body - she looks like she just stepped out of auschwitz - and UGLY bird legs.

198... probation violations, showing up late, failure to complete cour mandated counseling on drugs and alchohal...
The little whore ignored every chance she had to take responsibility and get off lightly... Because lightly was enough. She thinks she deserves to get off scott-free. Well, welcome to reality little whore... Time to pay your debt... The interest she has to now pay on the original debt is her own doing...

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!! PERHAPS ANYONE WITH MONEY OR FAME WILL THINK TWICE ABOUT NOT OBEYING THE LAWS SET FORTH FOR EVERYONE!!! PARIS IS WORTHLESS AND SHOULD DO US ALL A FAVOR AND "KILL' HERSELF!! HER MOTHER IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A FAT RICH BITCH, WHO RAISED A SPOILED ASS KID!! KARMA, AINT IT GREAT!!!

The excuse the sheriff is giving is just ridiculous. The prison was too crowded so she should be allowed to go home, and her poor fragile mental state required her to go back to her mansion and sit by the pool.

I hear Dahmer had a mental breakdown in prison, too. Maybe he should have been allowed house arrest. You put a nut in prison in the psyche ward, not let them loose. And the prison is too overcrowded? She had a private cell to herself. Stick a couple of chicks in there with her if you're so damn worried about overcrowding. I hope they investigate this guy, I smell a bribe.

Really a pity... what r u people going to talk about those next 45 days???

#206 oooh you totally got us, we're so dumb and you just opened our eyes. shame on us.

This can't get any better.

You know, if she has such a horrid medical condition, I heard Guantanamo has GREAT medical facilities.

YOU people? Funny, you seem to be here, too. This place is rank with sanctimonious asshats today.

Paris's antics usually aren't newsworthy, so I can undeerstand all the people saying "why is this news?"

However, justice being upheld in a high-profile case is news we all deserve to learn.

Paris Hilton is nothing but a symbol of the downfall of our society. One can only hope *her* downfall symbolizes something good.

Is this really her crying or a spoof?

http://phcry.ytmnd.com

I can never tell with this betch.

57. Posted by Erin on June 8, 2007 5:05 PM

guess I can start wearing my "Free Paris" wristband again.

Yeah--try wearing it around your neck.

166- you dumb cunt, we still know who you are

That's HOT.

Sure she's gonna be released soon... I mean, taking someone out of jail and then throwing her back is just wrong, no matter who. dont u think she's gonna be out for like, technical irregularity?? just wondering... perdon me I live in Paris, yeah the city and Im totally amazed by what is going in America right now. totally insane

75. Posted by tarja on June 8, 2007 5:17 PM

I never thought americans could be so mean to each other.
Shootings, wars, unjust penaltys, death penalty,etc, you guys are really lost, I wish you all the best of luck for the future.

Learn to form a correct sentence in our language, and THEN insult us for incompetence, dearie.

Seriously, this barely-coherent-foreigner-insulting-Americans'-stupidity thing has gone too far. If you hate our culture so much, stay the fuck off our message boards. What the fuck do you add? You look like a stereotype. It doesn't benefit anyone.

I don't go find French message boards and insult their culture, even though I could, having lived there for awhile.

Seriously, wake up and think about how you are representing whatever place you are from. You come across as arrogant, intrusive, and grammaticlly wonky--just like you think WE are.

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THANK YOU JUDGE MICHAEL SAUER FOR RESTORING THE PUBLIC'S FAITH IN THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM. This woman flagrantly disregarded the order to not drive after she was stopped for multiple DUIs. Thank you for stoping this woman before she killed someone.

Absolutely, #210.

I could give a crap about this chick and have never posted about her before. But the idea that she, or anyone, could be able to buy their way out of a jail sentence really bothers me.

I'm not happy about her going to jail because I think she's a waste of human skin. I'm happy because the judicial system actually seemed to work this time.

Apparently her condition was that she's severely claustrophobic.
Therefore sheriff decided prison was bad for her.
LOL.

PS:I still wanna know if this is real. Anyone?

http://phcry.ytmnd.com

"a mentally ill girl crying and screaming for her mom is nothing that you should be making fun of."

what about when the mentally ill girl sings racist epithets, drives drunk, flashes her twat at cameras, and gets barred from clubs?

Can we make fun of that?

I laugh at her pain.

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Judge Sauer is the man. But now I'll only believe she'll actually do her time in jail after I *"see"* it.

THANK GOD. i love to see her cry.

this is bullshit when she gets the very best lawyers to make shit up and desperately try to help her wriggle out of it when there are people all over the world getting sent to jail for stuff they didn't do like the people who end up in prison for 20 years and probably get an apology if they're lucky.

fucking bullshit. Just shut up and do your time. If she was willing to accept her punishment like she said then why is she STILL desperately trying to get out of it and crying in front of the cameras.

I JUST WONDER if the tears are real. I really hope so.

This bitch is humiliating herslf either way.

ha spoilt bitches get their own, there is hope

I have to ask the obvious question here:

The excuse is that she was severely ill or something to that effect, and that is why Sheriff Baca let her out, right?

So the day they let her out, did they instantly rush her off to the hospital for emergency care and close observation? In fact, during the entire 3 days she was home was a medical professional ever ONCE called in? And no, her lapdog private psychiatrist doesn't count. Her thinking jail is icky is not the same thing as a psychological breakdown no matter what that tool says.

If she's too mentally unstable to serve time then they should institutionalize her where she can be monitored and properly treated. If she's healthy enough to sit around her mansion and tan by the pool, then she's sure as hell healthy enough to go to jail for 3 freaking weeks.

Looking at Paris whiny face made me cum. I'm so happy, i hope that bitch kill herself.

I'd just like to see news about the injustices the bush admin. has raining down on the American and Iraki people instead of anything about some rich chick who cares for no one but herself.
If more people showed their outrage over this war, maybe we could bring our soldiers home, and bush would be impeached. thats the justice i care about.

Best. Photographs. EVAR!!!!!

Something to think about. On Thursday, Paris is released from jail after a mere three days. The stock market tanks. Friday, Judge Michael T. Sauer (A True American Hero)orders her bony diseased ass dragged away screaming and thrown back in jail. The Dow Jones sees its biggest rise in two months. If we could just somehow convince the State of California to execute the vapid, venal twit, it could quite possibly set off the greatest economic boom in history. Hell, they might even find a cure for cancer. It would be an unprecedented era of prosperity, peace and enlightenment. Think about it. Let's start a petition.

OK kiddies, listen up.

I spent one night in that same jail in LA, and it's hell on earth. I got pulled over on Hollywood Fwy after consuming 4 ounces of wine, and got busted for DUI. I had no idea I was over the legal limit, did not have a tiny buzz, and was really shocked when they hauled me on. Pay attention thin women, this can happen to you too.

I was the only caucasian in my cell block, except one wigger who kept calling me "Bu".
There were soaring high crackheads roaming and babbling, so 5 women and I made a circle with our backs against each other to protect ourselves in case one of the crackies got violent. Black, white, brown women -- all of us were scared to death.
2 beautiful Latina ladies also had been arrested for DUI outside a Hollywood dance club after drinking ONE BEER. They were wearing evening gowns, and in tears since they were single moms, had small children at home and jobs to maintain. Most everyone else was in there because they were too poor to pay their parking tickets which went to warrant. Most of them committed only the crime of poverty. It was really sad.

Plastic bags with pancakes and syrup were thrown at us like we were dogs. If you opened the bag, the syrup drizzled out on the floor and there were clumps of human hair stuck in the goo. A garbage bag had been provided for used tampons, but had not been picked up in 20 hours or so. It was just filthy and gross in there. There was a toilet to use in the middle of the room. There were thin plastic "mattresses" and no blankets. If you were lucky enough to be able to sleep a few winks, a nurse arrived at 4AM to blaze on flourescent lights and ask if anyone needed an aspirin. 4AM??? They woke people up on purpose to be sadistic, not that I was asleep since I was freezing cold.

They cut a bar of soap into 16 pieces and gave us each a sliver and a washcloth to use for a towel if we wanted to shower. One of the crack hos said "This will only wash 50 cent of my a$$". That's the only laugh I got during the entire ordeal.

I waited 2 hours in the line for a phone, and when I spoke to my best friend, I was crying too. She said they were waiting for the computers to come back up as I should have been released hours earlier since I had no criminal record. She said even the cops at the desk outside felt sorry for us.

I waited several more hours, and when my cellmates saw I refused to eat, one of them offered me an apple she had been hoarding for 3 days. It absolutely broke my heart. She was in there because she also was too broke to pay some fine, so she could not renew her driver's license and got busted sitting on a bus bench when the cops asked to see some ID. She was from South Central LA, and was just a poor, 50-something black woman down on her luck, hurting nobody. She was going to do 14 days in that hellhole.

Of course Paris Hilton is freaking out! She has never seen people like this in her entire life, and she probably went into total shock in that brief 3 days of reality. That's why she's crying. NOBODY
who has not committed some really terrible crime should have to go to jail in L.A.
IT'S TRULY HORRIBLE.

P.S. I was acquitted of the DUI by a jury since the reason I was stopped was I was the only person driving THE LEGAL SPEED LIMIT, and the cops thought I was trying to hide something [I was not]. P.P.S. Had the same lawyer Paris has now. She should have used for her probation hearing, and she would not be in this freaking mess.

@232

That's pure genius.

The drama queen is finally getting some real drama.

Here's a personal opinion (please correct me if i'm wrong):
Paris and her gazillion-dollar lawyers are actually very foolish (fine, stupid). They should have advised her a completely different course of action.
Remember Martha Stewart?
When we talk about her she usually comes accross as an example of someone who broke the law, yet was able to largely redeem herself by doing her time. Being somewhat smart (I assume), she knew that her going to jail would clearly prevent public outrage, thus letting people know that despite her riches she is not above the law (you gotta save the remainder of your reputation).
Miss Hilton, being as brilliant as she usually is(note the sarcasm), is essentially doing the number one mistake. She represents the classical example of someone who is rich and powerful (although not due to self but rather because of mommy and daddy), and thus attempts to bypass responsibility, or justice if you will. As a result, miss popularity here (note the sarcasm again)is slowly but surely establishing herself as a fiercely hated persona (people magazine reported huge outrage and criticism from different fronts). As such I ask, why not advise this bizzare creature called Paris Hilton to actually serve her time (omg, it's 23 full days!!!), come out as a prime example of "just legal system", or "justice being served" or better yet a "Hollywood-hero", write a book titled "Memoirs of Paris" (damn, it even sounds good),and prevent all sorts of hateful responses? Yeah I forgot,this action of assuming responsibility necessitates A)Brains (huge problem with this one) B)Mild-moderate level of selfishness (once again a problem)...unless of course she enjoys all this drama. In any case, the presence of brains is surely lacking.

Why don't you all just burn her at the stake. Jesus, let the time fit the crime. I've never been a Paris fan either, but God, be practical. This same hatred expressed towards her is what fuels hatred in this world. Sex offenders and child molesters get 10 YEARS PROBATION, never see a day in jail and get to walk around business as usual ready to molest YOUR kids--Christ, pick your battles. I'd rather have Chester the Molester behind bars that Paris Hilton---especially if it's true that the damn jail is overcrowded.
Plus, any and EVERYONE who has an encounter with the law does what they can to get out of it--that's why you go get a "good" lawyer--who you believe will get you out of your mess. She's no different than the countless Americans who get caught up in the same situation, but don't get a right wing "Christian" judge who obviously wanted to make a name for himself----which he did. Maybe all his new found fame will expose the skeletons in his closet--b/c I guarantee you he's got em--Little Big Man Syndrome!

Um, what the fuck was I going to say?

you are all fucking haters!!!if that was anyone of you, you would've done/do the same.can't stand it when someone does better in life, all you(humans)care about is seeing someone fall.(no i'm not a fan nor am i rich, i've just been in the same place as her and got a break).

Good grief girl - grow up and learn a little dignity! You had a great opportunity to do your time (in your PRIVATE cell, I might add) and come out at least pretending you had learned your lesson. It could have been a huge win. Instead, you act like an absolute fool, with hysterics all the way out of the courtroom. There are plenty of "real" people out there who have not had all the 2nd and 3rd chances you have who think you are getting just what you deserve. Many of them are Hollywood stars! I have a 26 yr old kid and I would be MORTIFIED if he behaved like you did under the same circumstances. You have clearly been raised to believe you are above all rules. This sentence is making up for a lot of punishment that was evidently lacking during your childhood. Shameful, spoiled brat!

hey jasmine, you're retarded. when you break the law, you go to jail. if she was black, she would probably have gotten 2 years for that shit. she's lucky she only got 23 days.

i've done 21 days for beating the shit out of somebody who felt up my 15 year old sister. it was boring as fuck but that's about it. if paris hilton really can't stand not living like a glamorous little club slut for less than a month, then maybe she should just off her in jail. it'd do us all a favor.

haha omg! Check out this blog, too funny. The inmates now have a blog about Paris staying there!

http://cellmates.eblogs.com

Too funny, read the ones about them having card games to see who gets to search Paris cavities! haha

242--that's idiotic. Do you really think they allow the inmates to use computers and blog all day long?

you are all fucking haters!!!if that was anyone of you, you would've done/do the same.can't stand it when someone does better in life, all you(humans)care about is seeing someone fall.(no i'm not a fan nor am i rich, i've just been in the same place as her and got a break).

I happy she's going back to jail. Its finally nice to see that just because your rich and famous doesn't mean you can get away with breaking th law. Justice was served.

No jasmine. This silly twat has foisted herself into the media, into our faces and we're tired of it. She has demanded our attention constantly. It's tiresome. And, she has no talent AT ALL, save self-promotion. So when she got her come-uppance (which you can argue about 'til you are blue in the face) well, it's rather satisfying.

241-you bore me with your black/white shit!!!!I'm a beaner rised in ventura county and did only 3days/10days credits for stolen car and drug.It all depends if the judge is on the rag or not.

What the fuck does it mean to be "rised in Ventura County?".

Jail is the best thing that'll ever have happen to her.
It will humble her.
She needed to be humbled and grow the f up.
No one her age would scream "Mommy!!" in court.
She's got the mental age of a 12 year old.
This is becoming funnier and funnier :)))

"I'm a beaner rised in ventura county and did only 3days/10days credits for stolen car and drug."

Wow, you're my new hero--Super Stereotype Girl.

I bet the main reason she's crying is because she had to go out in public w/o her makeup on. She tried to "call it in" for the court hearing this morning and thought she got away w/ not having to be there in person. Then the judge ordered her to appear in court physically, and suddenly she was being hauled off to court & had no time to put on her face; haha. Cry me a river...

Im so happy I have yet to stop laughing as I made myself a sandwich, came online, read all the comments, used the bathroom a few times, watched tv. All while laughing hysterically. Over and over again. Pure laughter.

Video, please!

I would love to hear Martha Stewarts opinion on this..........At least she went in with dignity

Yawn, Snore. One thing I can always count on Superficial is to be a boring rehash of the trash I read elsewhere. Get some decent writers!
oxoxoxoxo

Tough shit, Paris! You are DAMN LUCKY you didn't KILL somebody when you were out DRINKING AND DRIVING! Imagine what THAT jail time would be like and consider this a walk in the park!

I love how her attorneys claim she has an unusually harsh treatment. Put up statistics of other cases in which probation after a suspended license is broken repeatedly, or shut the fuck up losers. It make me happy just to think how much better my job is than not defending a prissy bitch.

It's only 23 days!!! God damn!!! Her and "Mommy!!!!!" are acting like it's a life sentence!!! I repeat...IT'S ONLY 23 DAYS!!!!! Jesus Christ get some perspective bitch!!!!!!

Hey!!! I got what I wanted for Xmas and it's only June!!!! Man the second part of this year is gonna effin rock!!!! I'm sorry to Paris fans, but she deserves a lil r & r at the twin towers...maybe she can make friends with all the n!ggers and public school trash/whores she loves to hate so much...woo hoo! And I am doing my happy dance! Ha!

paris hilton was gonna have a big blow out tonight and when the judge caught wind of this fact after he thought she was going to serve at least 2 weeks fixed that wild bash the scrawney meatstick was salavating about.hahahahaha

this picture may serve was great satisfaction to all, but ABOVE all it is evidence that yes she has feelings just like the rest of us, and she is hurtin for certain. i'm sure she will never drive drunk again, now what are you gonna look forward to.

For a DUI and 2 subesequent violations of probation, all within less than a year she could have easily gotten 6 months with half-time given for good behavior. The judge was fair...

Paris could've taken a cue from Martha Stewart and come oout of this with props and more credibility than she could have ever gained otherwise.

Instead, she's just proven how spoiled and dependent on her entitlements she is.

I'd pity her if she weren't usually so smug.

Emma #237 post a link to any case where a convicted child molester does zero jail time.
Your apologia for Paris is ignorant and repulsive.

If the media were sane, the histrionics of Paris and her little gaggle of fans would be basically ignored for the cheesy drama it is.

Nitney, Hohan and Bitchie are in a white Bronco on the PCH...

Yeah, i think shes being made an example of- but perhaps if she wasnt a spoiled, insecure narcissistic, immature, irresponsible and uneducated grown woman, miz hilton might never have found herself in this predicament. Jail is the best lesson for her really. Maybe her mom could volunteer to be incarcerated with her, might help with the "mental issues".

Those photos do make me feel sad. I'm sorry for anyone who is obviously that bereft... but that's all the more reason to be sure she does her time and actually GETS the lesson.

Anyone who actually cares about her will want her to face and deal with the consequences of her actions so she doesn't remain a hollow joke. This is her chance to become a human being, and mummy & daddy are trying their best and shelling out lots of money to try to prevent that -- and why not?? Then they might have to face their own shit.

It's sad that a dysfunctional family meltdown gets plastered over the media but I guess that's the price of Paris' using the media to get famous for being famous.

Lane Garrison steps up and takes responsibility for his mistakes.

L'il Kim does her time without too much bitching.

Others do it, and it's over.

With Paris, it's "not fair". Of course, she's above the law, right?
Give her her f**king meds, and PLEASE, no news about her for the next 23 or so days. Maybe she'll come out a better person.

I can't say I feel bad at all. But probably the saddest part is that SO MANY PEOPLE DO! Check out the rampant fans in this clip, and then ponder what in God's name made them so unhinged as people in general: http://www.thenewsroom.com/details/387010/US?c_id=je

First Anna Nicole Smith gets to the Supreme Court. And now Paris Hilton is likely to revolutionize the US prison system.

Could it be...that the rest of us are all wrong? That ignorant, drug-addicted, vapid, sluts are who we should actually respect and admire...that these are the people who will uplift society and even the whole human race???
NAAAH !!!

(kudos to Steve Martin when SNL didn't suck)

Hah! She's getting what she deserves. Come on, did she really think crying for her mummy & creating so much unnecessary drama was going to save her? The judge was already pissed that she was even allowed out of jail & back to her home in the first place. If he had ordered her back to jail, he sure as hell wasn't gonna show any sympathy for that spoiled bitch.

Slut thought she could play the overused "psychologically unstable" card & be allowed to do house arrest (which is another way of saying "living in the luxury of one's own home"). Well, too bad. The law is the law &, though corrupted by countless assholes, has been thankfully upheld by Judge Michael Sauer. That guy is a freaking hero.

Waaa! Waaa! Waaaa! Eye wanz mie mommy!

What a ridiculous spoiled rotten brat. In other words, she's a typical North American woman.

I just finished watching Larry King and Anderson Cooper 360 and both hosts had people who are pro Paris and people who are anti Paris. Of course those who are pro Paris are the sleazy celebrity defence attorneys Mark Gegaros and Robert Shapiro. I was surprised to find Harvey Levin, the head of TMZ on Larry King defending Paris and calling the judge an asshole. I decided that I would no longer visit TMZ because I'm not interested in a site run by someone who clearly has his head shoved up Paris Hilton's ass. The sleazy defence attorneys think that her lawyers will file for appeal and she will be out on bail. Nice that she has the money for the lawyers and the bail...most of us don't. Whether she is in jail or not, she is more hated than ever, and her public activities in the future will be closely scrutinized. I wonder who will get the first interview with her: Oprah, Diane, or Barbara. Yawn.

I think are are a lot of resentful nerds here who think they're getting back at all the snobs who were mean to them. But I don't think paris is like those people they're stereotyping her to be. She seems harmless enough. She just likes to have a good time and there's nothing wrong with that.

Oh & #78, shut the hell up. And go get some grammar lessons while you're at it. It seems the concept of proper spelling & punctuation is foreign to you. Then again, so is a brain.

I want to add about sheriff Baca. Apparently he is known as a starfucker. He is good friends with Mel Gibson and Mel even did a PSA dressed as a cop for Baca. Sheriff Baca was responsible for the cover up of Mel's racist rant, but of course the truth came out anyway. Baca also tried to start a celebrity deputy sheriff program, but it wasn't successful. Now I realize being in L.A. any politician or law enforcement personality deals with celebrities, but to blatanly show favortism is bullshit.

I'm so pitty for Paris

You know what's terribly WRONG ABOUT THIS?
Absolutely nothing. There is a god,it just happens to be me. Excuse me while I go cure cancer, RE-establish a United States Of Ionia for Anglophile-Greeks, floss my mega-watt smile, and dope smack some Taliban-ass in Pakistan. After all, I AM a god. Not THE God, but a god. You have to apprentice for the top spot for about a couple of universes.

Where can I report a theft?

Another Nation has stolen our Jantelaw from us. The law – made by Aksel Sandemose in his novel “A refugee crosses his tracks” (1933) – can be written below:

1. Don't think that you are special.
2. Don't think that you are of the same standing as us.
3. Don't think that you are smarter than us.
4. Don't fancy yourself as being better than us.
5. Don't think that you know more than us.
6. Don't think that you are more important than us.
7. Don't think that you are good at anything.
8. Don't laugh at us.
9. Don't think that anyone cares about you.
10. Don't think that you can teach us anything.

I want the guilty one behind bars. This law is the basic of our culture.

I have other questions for you:

What does it cost to keep her behind bars? Do the tax-payers have something to say?

In fact I think that there were more reporters covering this case than the G8-summit in Germany. We are talking of a meeting of the leaders from the 8 most important countries and your president brought his money (the money of your tax-payers) to the meeting and he for sure wanted to secure his place in history. He was a big spender this time.

But do you know how much of your money, he promised to spend?

And it is not over for the tax-payers. The next many days, media would camp outside the court room, her house and various prisons. The tax-payers would be forced to pay for extra security. All kind of important news would be blocked by news about every single day, she will stay in prison. They will report on rumors and each other.

Personally I don’t really care about her well-being. Her past as a private prisoner at Ascent and CEDU would have scared her, so she never would be able to live a normal life regardless of what kind of treatment, she would receive. It is often the case of most of the former inmates from these facilities unless they as so many of them commit suicide.

But you should, because it is your money. Right now President Putin has offered Bush that you are free to built a NMD shield in the south of Russia if you finance it. Putin has been very skeptical against the NMD shield, so if you built it he would be silenced. Of course Bush would build it for your money. And he can do it without you knowing it because news about his decision would be lost in the headlines of this case.

The best the tax-payers can do is to ask the court to demand her family to convert a cheap room in one of their hotels to a prison-cell, where she then can be confined with a strict limit of no more than 3 visitors at the time. Let her live there for the next 40 days. The cost of the security would suddenly be on her family and they can bring her all the medical support, she so clearly needs.

But back to my original point: Where can I report the theft?

DAMN, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE ANGRY. PARIS IS A FUCKING DUMBSHIT, BUT, IF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS DROVE ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD DO 45 DAYS, OR COULD? FUCKING FAGGOT HYPOCRITS!!!

Hmmm... innocent hippie types get thown in jail and left to rot for years for growing some pot plants and this over-priveleged narcissist whose main function in life is to go clubbing, hawk perfume, and pose is whining over what will probably turn out to be 18 more days??!!

Seeing anyone cry like that kinda tugs at my heart, but Paris is among the lucky. It's the people who never get caught (and just stay sick), and the innocents who get hit by drunk drivers like Paris who aren't so lucky.

Everyone is making a big deal of this. It's as if she is to be executed or something instead of a measly 45 days in jail. "Today we Execute Paris Hilton" That is the kind of publicity she is getting. I still love her though, She's Fab!
As much as I like her the bitch did get owned!

She's not crying cuz she's going to jail for a few weeks. She's crying cuz she won't be able to parade around all dolled up doing a bunch of nothing, not being able to go club hopping every single night, not being able to do blow and drink etc., talk about stupid things with her stupid friends, not being able to shop, not being able to get pampered at spas, but most importantly not being able to have sex with a different man every day, making sure all single, slightly good looking young men get the herpes in America. LOLZ.
Poor baby.

Seeing anyone cry like that kinda tugs at my heart, but Paris is among the lucky. It's the people who never get caught (and just stay sick), and the innocents who get hit by drunk drivers like Paris who aren't so lucky.
/sign.

Lil Kim did a year in the slammer and she's just fine and dandy.

This twat will probably end up doing less than a month and we're supposed to believe she's practically on suicide watch.

Give me a break. And even if she were about to snap, the place she would belong is a mental care facility being monitored by professionals, not tanning by her pool snorting coke. Either way it keeps her off the streets.

@jasmine

you are all fucking haters!!!if that was anyone of you, you would've done/do the same.

I can assure you that, if I was caught driving under the influence (which I have never done to begin with) and got my license suspended, I wouldn't break the rules of my probation TWICE, once going twice the speed, in the dark, with no headlights on. (That sort of thing would lead to you, well, getting caught). I would also not attempt an inside-job jailbreak, especially since the judge ordered against special treatment. Then when I would get sentenced to serve the original sentence, after my inside-job jailbreak, I wouldn't throw a tantrum in court and cry out for mommy.

She's brought this on herself. Every step along the way was entirely avoidable using even the tiniest bit of common sense and a sprinkling of good attitude.

Those tears for once are for real. (I've seen her work I know she's not that good an actress)
It looks like reality has just smacked this spoiled little rich girl hard in the face.
Before this Paris thought having a bad hair day was as harsh as life can get.

Um...you have a typo in your post, it's actually 'Lois and Clark'

I keep wondering if any of this will have an effect on her? Suffering builds character, and this is probably the first time in her entire life she had to face any real suffering.

Who knows? Maybe there's hope for her becoming an actual human instead of the vapid caricature she currently is.

I think I just found my new desktop wallpaper.
This judge is my frickin hero.

Yeeeeeeessssssssssss !!!

Who is this Judge?

PLEASE SEND HIM TO EUROPE!

HE IS THE SAVIOUR OF ALL MAN KIND!

#63

SNL Season is over and Tina Fey isn't on it anymore, so the Diva wars don't go to that show now

#94

I bet the cracker bitch hates us now!!!!!

Speculations:
Herpes outbreak flared up pretty bad as a result of stress and her anus got all involved?
Day three of detoxifying from her daily cocktail of drink, drugs, and In-N-Out burgers?
Reality finally set in and she's highly aware that EVERYONE hates her?

All plausible. Now someone please guide me toward the videotaped footage of her crying uncontrollably and screaming for her mother.
I want to loop the audio and put a kickass beat behind it.
I think she is finally finished, thank fuck.

ps. before anyone says shit, sure, I'm a bored loser killing time before I go to work at my own self-started business today, and no, I don't have as much money as Paris, but I have cigarettes... the only currency that matters where she is right now.

If Bill Clinton can get impeached for lying about something that was nobody's business in the first place....

If Scooter Libby can go to jail for lying when being interrogated for something he didn't do.....

Then Paris can go to jail for breaking probation. That's America.

THE suicide of a Saudi Arabian prisoner last week at the U.S. Naval Base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, once more reminded Americans of one of the most shameful aspects of the U.S. war on terrorists.

Abd al-Rahman al-Amiri was a nine-year veteran of the Saudi army. He reportedly had confessed to going to Afghanistan to fight for the Taliban against the U.S.-installed Afghan government and the Americans. He was captured in Pakistan more than five years ago and was then sent to Guantanamo. He was the fourth suicide at Guantanamo in the past year.

For context, prisoners held for long periods of time with no likelihood of release do sometimes commit suicide. But in U.S. prisons at least, with the exception of Guantanamo, this might occur after trial, with defense, appeals, and sentencing.

The situation of prisoners at Guantanamo is totally different, and a shame to American standards of justice.

Some 380 are still held although 400 have been released. Of the 380, the Department of Defense has scheduled 75 for trial, under the 2006 Military Commissions Act. Some of its provisions correspond to procedures in U.S. civilian courts. Some do not.

Evidence obtained by "coercion" - in other words, torture - is admissable, for example. "Classified" evidence will not be provided to the defendant, or censored. Another 80 prisoners are scheduled for transfer to other countries.

That leaves 225 with nothing to look forward to except more years at Guantanamo. It will not be surprising if more of them try to kill themselves, although many Americans may say "so what?"

Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy Colleen Graffy called last year's Guantanamo suicides "a good P.R. move" on their part although a Bush Administration spokesperson later criticized her characterization.

There is no question that some of the prisoners held at Guantanamo are enemies of the United States. If they weren't when they were brought there, they are now. But the way the Bush Administration has chosen to deal with the problem becomes worse, with each passing day, than the problem itself in its implications for the integrity of American justice, at home and abroad.

To hold hundreds of prisoners on a base in a foreign country without the usual safeguards of the American judicial system is simply wrong. It is, in fact, distinctly un-American.

If this is the most newsworthy event this weekend we are lucky.

The people that really didn't care one way or the other about her are probably going to see this and form an opinion... Spoiled Fucking Brat.

OK, HERE'S MY TAKE ON THIS BULLSHIT! 1ST OF ALL i WOULDN'T LET AMERICA SEE ME CRY! i WOULD TOTALLY SUCK IT UP, UNTIL I'LL GET SOMEWHERE PRIVATELY! 2ND OF ALL I THINK THAT IT'S FUCKED UP THAT THEY ARE PLAYING WITH HER! ANYBODY KNOW'S THAT IF THEY WERE IN HER SHOES, AND THE JAIL OFFICIAL'S TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN GO, HELL i GO TO! i THINK THAT THEY ARE MAKING A SPECTIAL, OUT OF HER! TRUE, SHE DID BRING THIS ON HERSELF, BUT THE SYSTEM,IS FUCKED UP ANYWAY! SHE'S NOT THE ONLY CELEBRITY THAT HAS RECIEVED SPECIAL TREATMENT, SO....I THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS BASICALLY KNOWN FOR NOTHING, PEOPLE SHOULD LAY OFF HER ASS, AND FUCK WITH DENISE RICHARDSON, NOW THERE IS A UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT!

How could you not feel sorry for this face: http://parishilton.snagapic.com

#294 NicotineEyePatch

Lol

Can't believe so many people get such joy from anothers despair. Lets face it, the public (thats YOU) are jealous of her lifestyle and want to see her fall. What has she done to YOU? Did she hurt you, your family or steal your money that you wish such bad upon her?

I know shes an annoying bitch but if you don't want to see her then switch channel, magazine or webpage, but you don't cos you're all fascinated by this reality tv era. You're giving her the publicity she craves on. Its all jealousy.

Why are there so many asshats on this thread whining about 'jealousy?' You all behave as if this was your exclusive idea and you are somehow above it all, but you're here along with the rest of us.

I don't begrudge Paris her inherited money. I don't begrudge her her good looks. What gets on my last nerve is that she wastes it all in vapid attention-seeking and drama-queening, instead of using her influence to do something decent for the world. Do I think the wealthy owe that? Yes. Because their wealth has been built on the backs of ordinary people who work for a living.

Paris is in trouble because the only Paris indulges is herself. She has done exaclty what she wants with no acocuntability. Se is, mentally and emotionally, a five-year-old. At some point that stopped ebing her ridiculous parent's faults and became hers.

She 26 years old. She needs to grown the fuck up already. Am I jealous of her? lol--not today! It's Saturday and I'm not in jail. Life is good. ;-)

Suck on that, you pompous dorks.

Whoa, I have some serious typos in there! lol Ah well, can't change it now.

yeah, that is a pretty deep cave- send a search party!!!

oh, and btw derablue, we're not jealous of her lifestyle, we just hate her blatent disregard for the law and the fact that she is a selfish idiot. i could care less if i had her money-i'd rather earn it. and i must say, i'm doing fine on my own. she is just a loser of human being.

What a dumbass. Yeah, break down and start screaming for mommy as they drag you out, like a two-year-old having a tantrum? She can kiss her aloof heiress image bye-bye!

No chance of Osama crashing a plane into THAT facility, is there?

Paris@Jail.fine, NOOOOOOOO, he's ours! He's gonna be our new president!

And for anyone claiming that we're so mean to be rejoicing -- yeah I'd be sad and pissed if I were in her place. Except I never will be in her place, because if I'm going to drive I never have even ONE drink, I wouldn't be dumb enough to violate any probation I was assigned, and I wouldn't drive on a suspended license -- especially if I could afford a chauffeur.

She did all those things because she thought she could get away with it.

Welcome to cold, hard, harsh reality, you little twit. From now on, you can NEVER depend on your money to cushion your fall, because you will always remember that you got sent to the pokey! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

mabbo, Sheriff Baka is also a Scientologist, they say.

She got what she deserved. First she drove while drunk. Then she gets caught twice driving while suspended, and one of those times she was speeding 2x over the limit in a 35mph zone. Seems like her attitude is just "I have fucking money, I'm above the law, I will do what I want."

Then in court her mom is cussing at the judge pretty much showing that her entire family don't think that Paris did anything wrong.

Fuck her, theres far worse people in this world than her.

I don’t know, I kind of feel sorry for her in a way … I mean, she is a retarded person, and tards shouldn’t be treated like normal people. Yes she’s a REALLY rich rude asshole, thoughtless, conceded, thinks she’s better then YOU and ME, but still we have to remember she IS retarded. I think that she honestly does not know, why, or for what, she is in trouble … tards simple cannot follow logic …

Well I mentioned earlier that there's not much likelihood that the sheriff is going to get off for bypassing the judge's specific orders. And they were specific and the sheriff could have kissed her ass easily by citing the usual celebutard overcrowding and there would have been no recourse.

But since he failed to execute the proper paperwork/hearing, the judge came back ripping the whole scam to shreds. And of course Paris kept him waiting, again. Can you say absolutely clueless?

People on here making political comments crying for Paris, crying for terrorists for heaven's sakes, shows how far this nation has gone in regards to the law.

And no Emma you fat bufoon, upholding the law has nothing to do with your decrying someone as right wing fucking moron. Krazikelly, please stop wasting space with illiterate words per line. It's fucking almost as annoying as the Paris fools and your promotion of the race huckter Al Sharpton.

Thanks to the LA court person, Netsurfer6 for pointing out the reality that people who blow off the terms of probation for DUI even once have gotten harder sentences. Of coure that doesn't stop the media slime for decrying otherwise. They never do any homework, damn blowhards.

Now someone please tell that illegal alien loving big mouth Geraldo. Another freaking idiot.

Here's the message to all: don't fuck with the judge. And that alky Jeanine stop lying about your DUI. You don't fail a alcohol test for four ounces of wine. You'd have to be 40 fucking pounds. Lying sack.

All your base are belong to Paris.

Maybe Paris will learn from this and become more of a sympathetic human being. I doubt it, but you never know. People sometimes have epiphanies.

If her lawyers truly believe she should not be jailed, then I think they should volunteer to take her place. Of course, that's not legal. My point is that if they mean it, I'd love to see them have to prove it. Arrogent scumbag bottom feeders.

Unfortunately, @313, Paris is about as likely to have an epiphany as she is to spell it correctly. She clearly sees herself as a poor little rich girl who's being picked on for no good reason, thanks in large part to 26 years of non-parenting by Rick and Kathy Hilton, and if her lawyers don't find some new sleazy loophole and she actually has to serve the time she so richly deserves, she'll just come out worse than she was to begin with. People like that don't stop and re-evaluate themselves because they think that they're perfect to begin with-- the idea that there's anything to reassess doesn't occur to them.

Can I also just stop and point out the absurdity of filing a habeas corpus petition over this? That's what you file when you're trying to get a death sentence reversed for someone whose court-appointed lawyer fell asleep during the trial, and the idea of filing one to keep some brat out of a 40-day jail sentence that she more than earned just makes this case even more surreal.

I went to www.mycarepack.com and I found Paris' ID number (9818783). For $50 you can send her a bag of pork rinds!

My letter to Mrs. Hilton on TMZ.com:

Well Mrs. Hilton are you happy with your handiwork now? You said your daughter would be bigger than Marilyn Monroe and other stars. Well you got your wish. But the devil has had the last laugh. She's the biggest porno star (you sent for fucking instructions as a teen) who became famous for only doing one porno movie.

And your selfish entitlement attitude destroyed any semblance of a decent person all the while your husband apparently did nothing. So you made your own little version of yourself as you grew haggard and chubby and now look at the results. It's worse than what you see in the mirror.

Paris got a well deserved sentence after failing to meet the terms of her probabtion. And when nailed for doing 70 in a 35 zone with the lights off she goes to court and blames her publicist.

You pay an army of lawyers to come up with that Mrs. Hilton?

Your husband should dump your ass and throw you into the street. He's apparently an absentee father, but your the one responsible for this drug addled whoring trainwreck.

Enjoy!

Mmooommmmyyyy!!! Wwaaahhhh!!!!

My diagnosis of her "medical condition" is drug withdrawal...suck it up!!!!

I tihnk #318 is right on the money. She's probably addicted to coke and/or opiates (vicodin, oxycontin). Even if she's a functional addict, she still has to get her hit everyday. That's why she's so panicy. With her resources, she's never had to go 23 hours between hits, let alone 23 days.

WTF?!?!? Someone put this over-privileged whore out of her misery. It's obvious that she can't handle being by herself for more than a few minutes. Throw her back in jail! Let's not forget she can potentially kill people driving around the way she did. Stupid whore. I can see having a bad night once, but three times....way to dangerous. She needs time to sit and think what a useless waste of bum-wipe she actually is.

Tell me that you don't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

Give her another day and the Feds will cut a deal for her release in for Paris to turn in her drug pushers

#311

SHEVA RULES!

I second the motion ... #311

SHEVA RULES!

GO AWAY SKANK. This herpes infected bitch is still getting a+ treatment. What other prisoner gets thier own Dr..for 3 hrs a day? tghe sheriff is a paid employee of the celebrity's. plus he's a QUACK Scentologist.

In 2005 he accepted more gifts than the other 40 sheriffs departments COMBINED

315, I am afraid you're probably right. Good post.

haha she got scared that whole 2 hours she was in there originally...what an idiot...

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Youre a rich girl, and youve gone too far
cause you know it dont matter anyway

You can rely on the old mans money
You can rely on the old mans money

I ts a bitch girl but its gone too far
cause you know it dont matter anyway

Say money but it wont get you too far,
Get you too far

And dont you know, dont you know
That its wrong to take what is given you

So far gone, on your own
You can get along if you try to be strong

But youll never be strong
cause

Youre a rich girl, and youve gone too far
cause you know it dont matter anyway

You can rely on the old mans money
You can rely on the old mans money

Its a bitch girl and its gone too far
cause you know it dont matter anyway

Say money but it wont get you too far,
Get you too far

High and dry, out of the rain
Its so easy to hurt others when you cant feel pain

And dont you know that a love cant grow
cause theres too much to give, cause youd rather live
For the thrill of it all, oh

Youre a rich girl, and youve gone too far
cause you know it dont matter anyway

You can rely on the old mans money
You can rely on the old mans money

Its a bitch girl and its gone too far
cause you know it dont matter anyway

Say money but it wont get you too far,
Say money but it wont get you too far,
Say money but it wont get you too far,

Get you too far

And you say
You can rely on the old mans money
You can rely on the old mans money

Youre a rich girl, a rich girl

Oh, youre a rich rich girl yeah
Say money but it wont get you too far,

Oh, get ya too far

#328- I LOVE IT!!!

Now, the rest of you Paris Ass suckers;
She's a bitch, plain and simple. Hollywood isn't even coming to her defense, and they clapped at the MTV Awards, because NOBODY LIKES HER !!!
If I was in that court room, I would be in the hospital right now, because I would have luaghed at her and her mother so hard, I would have gone into Cardiac Arrest
Someone has to have that somewhere...It will surface.
She will get out on bail, Monday. This was planned, people. Just the way it was carried out. 3 days in jail, release, piss off the judge, get put in a Medical ward, so no contact with anyone, for the weekend. Lawyers file a Writ, she gets free on bail, the lawyers tie it up, for years, until it finally gets dropped.
I hope the whore OD's on Dildoes and Cupcakes !

Thanks guys. Hope you like 318 too. As for Mrs. T, shoot now I'm going to have play that track. Deadly before its time.

I don't agree with people who empathize with Paris. She is almost 30 years old and can't handle a 45 day jail sentence?

How many times has she wrecked her car while driving drunk? She could have killed someone. Paris obviously has no remorse and no consideration for others. She's trying to play the victim here.

Paris knew her risks when she got in the car drunk and with a suspended license. Now she has to pay the consequences.

There are innocent people out there that get sentenced to death row. She's guilty and is crying over a 45 day sentence.

This is probably the first time she's ever been punished and she can't get out of it. At 26 years old, it's about time.

Paris needs to grow up and stop being a drunken coke-whore.

Celebrities always complain about papparazzi and how they can never be left alone. 45 days in jail should be a sanctuary. Especially since she has her bible to read.

BOO HOO, that cum bucket is back in jail. I guess you can't get out (oops, I mean "stay out") of jail for not having your Valtrex medication. Is being a nasty d!ck sucking cum canister vac really a medical condition? Hopefully, the b!tch will rot! :) :) :) :) :) :)

Shut the fuck up
youguys are all jealous
& retarded.

This shouldn't be a laughing matter

LETHARGIC FUCKING DEVILS

Sheva-that song was buried deep within my ipod. It surprised me this morning during my run. Divine intervention? Maybe.

And #333? This is the funniest fucking thing that's happened in the past year. If you're too dimwitted to recognize, then DOOM ON YOU.

For the last time: No one is jealous of Paris. No one wants her life (except maybe stupid little twats like yourself). It is lovely and good to watch a piece of racist human trash face logical consequences for her actions.

Anyone who doesn't agree is a complete imbecile. They should sterilize her while she's in jail.

Why didn't she just hire a driver when her license was revoked? She could have gotten a service for free, they'd have done it for her just for the publicity. It would have been so easy, one of her stupid flunkies could have done it in an hour. Money certainly is not an issue, yet something so simple and obvious wasn't done immediately? Stupid, stupid girl.

Because God forbid a rich, white, "celebrity" gets the same punishment as ANYONE else who tries to pull that shit.
If she wasn't such a shitty driver she wouldn't have gotten caught.
She needs a nice kick in the ass, if not for breaking the law (because she's obviously way too good for that) then just for being stupid.

@333 give me my life than being hated by everyone (except sadsass brown nosers like you) any day, Paris is a hater and now shes being hated on - such sweet revenge!

I actually feel a bit bad for her, is something wrong with me??

Will this make any of you richer, skinnier, prettier?

I don't get the people who feel sorry for this stupid slut. Do you think this rich idiot would care about you if you managed to get behind bars?

And so I show as much empathy to her as she would to me. County slammer, that's hot!

Thanks

To 340: I doubt she would care, but then again, that makes her no different from hundreds of people I've met. She's doing her time, which she deserves...why all the hate? Seriously, what's she ever done besides acting like a spoiled cunt in public? This is what people hate her so much for?

Just dropping a line to say: we view all Americans as Paris Hilton - born into a privileged country, acting as if laws don't apply to you and the only thing that matters is what you desire, refusing to take responsibility, and bitching and moaning when you have to go through something 1/100th as difficult as what most of the rest of the world goes through every day.

The "equal justice" debate is pretty funny. Apparently the white majority in America gets worked up only when other more privileged whites seem to be getting away with something. Other than that, your attitude is: "fuck 'em, they deserve it." Like, say, the 25% of young black male Americans you have locked up, or the hundreds (maybe thousands) of Arabs and Persians (like you know the difference...) detained indefinitely, with no charges, for absolutely no valid reason - for example, when a couple of IEDs used Seiko watches for the timer, and then Iraqis were rounded up off the streets by U.S. troops simply because they were wearing Seiko watches. Questioned and released, right? Yeah, right. The only way they'll get out of their Iraqi holding cells is in a pine box.

But, yay! Paris is back in jail, so all is well! Let's all believe in American justice again!

Dear Mister/Miss the World: fuck off. Isn't America-bashing so fashionable...may I ask from which country you hail? I'm fairly sure that I can find any number of skeletons in its closet. The sad thing is that America is for the most part rather indicative of humanity...put any other country in its position and you'd get a similar situation, with only cosmetic differences. Power corrupts, and all that. I'm not making an excuse for the country, but please don't run around asserting that the US is some sort of special case...it's just the latest in the line of local/world powers.

342 - People get locked up because they did dumb shit things. And then got caught. So dont say retarted shit like "You, America, locked up young black males for no reason". Because frankly, people get themselves thrown in jail...and for VERY valid reasons. Stop being a racist.

341, I think people hate her because she takes no responsibility for anything. It's always someone else's fault.

This whole jail situation "is unfair" in her mind despite the fact that she did this to herself.

Life isn't fair and most people know this. She was born into fabulous wealth and has never had to be responsible in any way. Her flagrant disregard of the law(driving and getting caught twice on a suspended license, not signing up for her alcohol awareness class as the court directed, etc.) shows her belief that the laws do not apply to her.

Of course people will cheer when such a spoiled attention-whore finally gets into a situation that her wealth and family power can't instantly get her out of. Besides, she will be free to mow down citizens in 18 days or so.

She will also make more money than ever after this is over so it's very hard to feel sorry for this dummy dum dum in any case.

Thanks.

TMZ.com is reporting that Paris Hilton has not eaten, slept, been crying a lot and is acting withdrawn since arriving at the medical ward of a Los Angeles jail. Wow! That's what my 5 year old does when I send her to her room.

I do have a question about all this Hilton business. If Nicole Ritchie ends up going into the slam, could we end up with parparazzi photos of Hilton and Ritchie going over the wall?

It's not about her getting sentenced ''only'' for a DUI, she also broke several DUI consequences. She ignored that her licence was suspended, she ignored her duties as charged and she fucking showed up LATE to her own courtdate.

No wonder the judge is all fire and brimstone. Wouldnt you be?

She basically giving a ''Talk to the hand'' approach to the entire american legal system.

So don't give me that crap about it being unfair and too harsh. Do you guys really think any one of you would get away with behaving like that?

On top of it all she decided that she was going to phone in her testimony to the court when she got home wearing the electro monitoring device. You need the courts permission to be able to do such a thing. It needs to have been decided amongst all involved parties but she apparently went on and decided all by her wittle self that she was just gonna call and not show up.

Thus forcing the judge to send a squadcar to get her.

THUS pissing off a ballbreaker judge even more.

Shes been handling this whole damn mess like a dumbass bitch. If she had behaved from the start, showed up early to every courtdate and been humble she would have gotten away easier.

Everyone who has ever been in court knows that making a good first appearance can make or break your future (showing up late goes under the ''break'' category). But she keeps pressing the judges buttons and being too fucking airheaded to understand it herself.

Nobody is born this fucking stupid. She most likely learned it from her dramaqueen botoxpenetrated eternal victim of a mother.

You can also bet your ass it's her mom standing behind her the whole time brainwashing her with the fact that shes ''too good to go to jail''.

Children become what their parents make of them. And Kathy Hilton accoring to me should be publically executed in the town square.

Paris was eighteen years old when a man almost twice her age filmed her during sex and put it up online for the world to see.

Any young girl who goes through such a thing (not matter if she thought it was a good idea at the time or not) needs to go straight to therapy to regain some of her self respect. This is psychology 101. And its her mothers damn responsability to help her get it.

But Kathy Hilton decided to try and boost her daughters public fame instead. Whoring her out even more probably telling her that every damn show and every damn appearance was a good idea. Even renting a fucking helicopter to promote The Simple Life.

Paris Hilton fills every characteristic of a neglected abused girl. To the nines. Usually in such a case the older siblings suffer a harder blow than the younger ones. Which would exaplain how Nicky came out a lot more normal.

I know it's easy to hate her and I think she should pay for her crime. But in the end, rich or not, shes not a healthy girl and its NOT her fault. Commiting a crime however is and she will pay like everyone else.

If youre gonna hate someone. Hate her mother. There are mothers out there raising these kinds of wrecks every single day.

I hope they all burn in hell and any girl who reads this who might have grown up with a mother like that, I'm so fucking sorry.

I think this is all good for Paris. Maybe it'll give her a new perspective. And I think the judge knows that aswell.

Hey comment #344: Simply stating the truth does not necessarily make you a racist. There is such a thing as "White Privilege" and "Racial Profiling" in America and extensive studies/research have been conducted on both issues. Yes, typically if you are in jail it's because you did something dumb, but that is NOT always the case.

The reasons are NOT always valid, and unfortunately, minorities are the ones that find themselves in jail, wrongly accused MUCH, MUCH MORE than your typical rich, white person. Yes I said it, and I am VERY far from being a racist.

Wow.. Dont Cry...

nd let me say her being racist has nothing to do with anything. Im sure the avergae girl here has slept with more people thnaher its poor people laughing at a rich bitch you know which cunt screwed the law over that bitch in the duke lacrosse case send her ass to jail 3 million in lawyer fees

stuppid whore

she ought to do her time and shut the fuck up and quit whining. going to jail nowadays is almost like a right of passage for celebrities.

Stop getting at Paris! She's adorable. I am serious about this.

Put yourselves in her shoes. Have some respect.

Such negative people. If she's so bad, you guys act like buzzards revolving around her fle(a)sh.

Rick...adorable?

You have to be fucking joking.

Lets hope Paris the adorable doesnt kill your ass when driving one day. Or one of your kids. I'm negative about ANY fucker who thinks they are above the law.

If she gets away with this, then USA has no law. She deserves it.

its bout time that a celeb was treated just like everyone else. u drink and drive u get wot u deserve simple as. and as many ppl have already said, mummy and daddy cant pay 2get her out of this one!! for once reality has hit her well and truly in the face ha ha ha!

Where do you guys get the energy to *hate* so much? I have no time for Paris at all, but I don't feel the desire to expend energy on winding myself up into a masturbatory frenzy over her suffering.

I can't seem to care enough to love OR hate her. She's an overgrown child. It is what it is. There's not much sense arguing about it. If not for anything else, she does make for one hell of an interesting read.

Maybe there is a god...Shit! Now I have to do some repenting.

then again, she is still alive.

718-312-8781

Sheva#311=323=324==HELLO=I
think I am living in America.
If I want to speech my mind,
bitchez, I freakin will....

At leazt Al=Sharton got off
hiz azz with hiz big ballz
and fuckin did something,bitch!
#293=295=Al=Sharpton=wanted to
thankx for the Pariz proteztz..
however, pleaze be careful in
the future when protezting thingz,
coz letz not looze anymore of our
rightz..letz remember,people have
died to attain thoze rightz...

#296=I hear yea...and your comment
iz zo true..people need to picture
thoze G.Bay prizonerz az if it were
their own children...so sad..

and lazt but not forgotten..
ParizfuckinFrancePuzzyAzz.....
U have juzt proven that mozt
familiez in America have at
leazt one family member who
fuckz up and endz up in jail..
Thank U , Pariz..for that..coz
some people might dizagree with
that one....SO TRUE......

Uh Krazi, if you really think I'm going to bother reading some illiterate gibberish, you need to get ahold so some more medication and get back to 5th grade remedial English.

English motherfucker, do you write it? And if Al Sharpton is what you think is worth idolizing in America, then you really are quite fucked up. So then by all means please continue with your Florida ebonics/butchered expression.

But understand your actually making Paris Hilton look like a Phd holder. What the fuck are they doing in the schools in Florida?

Do you actually hold a report card graduating from the fifth grade?

bitch, I don't
idiolize anyone,fucker
and by the way..U juzt
read my jibberizh azzhole,
zo your the idiot..what
a douchebag..man u stink...

Am I free or do I lizten
to your HITLER BULLZHIT,
fuck U ...

love your boring life...I
zee U zpent all day on her
and nite while I waz surfing...

U r juzt a jealouz bitch
with no life and U juzt
gave Pariz her Ph fuckin D.
eat zhit and die.....
and enjoy your stupid boring
life...
BACK TO THE BEACH...
WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA...!

#362 ..Mum??

Karma says......

one, two, I'm coming for you.

Ha-Ha

Jack Nickleson still tinks this is funny. Just like the MTV awards show...

you are all disgusting. she deserves to be treated fairly (which I don't think means being sent to her multi-million dollar home to do her time)- but what do you expect her family to do? Any good family would make any effort possible, money or no money. She doesn't deserve to be burned at the stake. What about the millions of viewers created her? Why not take out your jealous aggression on them for making her who she is?

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

To the Sympathy Squad AKA Pity Patrol--

If you were in Paris' situation, do you think she'd give a flying fuck about you? She'd probably think it was American justice at its finest if you got locked up. I find it interesting that the only times we've ever seen Paris cry is when she is feeling sorry for HERSELF. She doesn't care about anyone else, and she certainly doesn't give a fluffy fart about any of you.

Why are you wasting your time, going to websites that were MADE for dissing celebs (meaning this is OUR territory, you twunts, not yours), acting like we should all get down on our knees and worship at the Shrine of Parasite Paris? Kiss my ass, you pathetic dweebs. Go and cry on an I love Paris message board. You and your sad attempts at browbeating us are boring as fuck.

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

she has emotions.... im shocked.

Paris=z Inmate
#9818783

Lookz like the bitch haz other legal
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dollarz for stealing partz of
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KOOL..alzo the jail let her keep her
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"To the Sympathy Squad AKA Pity Patrol--

If you were in Paris' situation, do you think she'd give a flying fuck about you? She'd probably think it was American justice at its finest if you got locked up. I find it interesting that the only times we've ever seen Paris cry is when she is feeling sorry for HERSELF. She doesn't care about anyone else, and she certainly doesn't give a fluffy fart about any of you.

Why are you wasting your time, going to websites that were MADE for dissing celebs (meaning this is OUR territory, you twunts, not yours), acting like we should all get down on our knees and worship at the Shrine of Parasite Paris? Kiss my ass, you pathetic dweebs. Go and cry on an I love Paris message board. You and your sad attempts at browbeating us are boring as fuck."

amen

It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she's a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.

I may not be fond of Paris, but this is going way too far out of line. As difficult as it may be to believe, she is after all human. Laughing maliciously at a person who's crying her head of and is so frightened she actually calls for her mother... its disgustingly cruel.

Don't get me wrong, she deserves prison and should stay out her full time there. It'll make her think twice before she breaks the law in the future, that is, If she actually has a brain to think with. This comes from someone who was also holding her thumbs in hope of a reality show featuring Paris and Lindsey Lohan in prison together.

Though the tears has sucked all the fun out of her predicament. I just can't find the heart to poke fun at a crying person. I hate tears so excuse me if I don't join you in a dance jig while cracking Inmate Paris jokes this weekend. It'd be to easy... so I'm off to poke fun at other celebs. ^.=

Oh and wwjd; what kind of scary ass angels do you have watching over you!? 0.0

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she's a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.

SHES LIKE BABY JESUS'S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.

Haha!! Is she still in jail? RALMAO!!!

What's up with all the fools getting mushy on her? "Oh she looks like an angel", "leave her alone she's adorable"

What the hell are ya asskissers doing trolling on this board if you're so lovey dovey about useless, selfcentered morons like P.Hilton who think they should be above the law and think they're better than you?

Take your "fan" ass to FREEPARISHILTON.com.

**takes a big gulp from the HATORADE**

LOL

Mind you, the P.Hilton some of you so feel sorry for and even "adore" (I just threw up a little in my mouth, damn you!) is still the same sad fcuk who gave up her chihuahua who she's had since puppy, cuz the poor dog "grew too big" for her likes....!!
I can go into countless other stupid shite she did but I'm too lazy right now, plus you're not worth the time.
You fools need to get a life. Seriously.
Your idol is a useless piece of human waste. Come to terms with the fact.
Says a lot about you doesn't it?

Angel with a drug habit and a beak.

Thanks.

#374....Those weren't tears of sadness or fear. Those were the tears and screams of a spoiled little girl throwing a giant tantrum. She wasn't crying for her mom, she was screaming AT her mom to Get Me Out Of This...NOW. Someone else mentioned the similarities of her behavior to their kids', and I have to second that. My youngest is three and she has more dignity and self-control than Paris Hilton.

Her parents created some monster humans-they don't deserve any pity.

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she's a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.

SHES LIKE BABY JESUS'S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.

ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!

"Dear Mister/Miss the World: fuck off. Isn't America-bashing so fashionable...may I ask from which country you hail? I'm fairly sure that I can find any number of skeletons in its closet. The sad thing is that America is for the most part rather indicative of humanity...put any other country in its position and you'd get a similar situation, with only cosmetic differences. Power corrupts, and all that. I'm not making an excuse for the country, but please don't run around asserting that the US is some sort of special case...it's just the latest in the line of local/world powers."

No. America is a history-of-the-world superpower, at the level of the Romans or the British Empire. It exerts immense power and control over the rest of the world, and reacts to justifiable criticism of its excesses as "America-bashing." Currently Americans are supporting a 2-term president who has invaded and destroyed another country on the basis of NOTHING, and set up a system to capture, hold, and torture citizens of foreign countries throughout the world. No other country has equivalent "skeletons" and in any case there's nothing closeted about American actions - other countries have admitted their (passive) roles in the kidnap/torture network. You're killing and kidnapping and torturing foreign citizens by the tens of thousands. No other country is inflicting that type of injustice on other countries. Americans simply cannot handle the truth, so they bury themselves in celebrity culture. But this time - wailing endlessly about "justice" - it's just too much.

WWJD? He would see to it that Paris went back to serve her time. Wait....he did that already! Thank you, Jesus!

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she's a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.

SHES LIKE BABY JESUS'S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.

ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!

-WWJD (what would jesus do!)

She is so talented and kind, she does not deserve this! she deserves to be in her mansion like a true princess.

#385,

are you saying "Baby Jesus" gave a herpes whore to the world as a gift?

I think you're insulting Baby Jesus.

Moron

I think you are jelous. how do you know she has herpes? are you her dr??

#385,

When I think of P.Hilton a lot of words come flooding to my mind and the word "class" is no where in there. Nor does "angel", "adorable", "sweetness" and especially no word like "Natural Beauty" LMAO!!!
Put down the crack pipe homey. And that bag a glue too.

NEWS FLASH

The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.

Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she's a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.

SHES LIKE BABY JESUS'S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.

ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!

She is so talented and kind, she does not deserve this! she deserves to be in her mansion like a true princess.

#388,

I'm really disappointed in you.
You claim to be a fan of P.Hilton, yet you don't even know she's got the herpe.
**shakes head in disbelief**

Remember when she forgot to pay her storage fees and all her stuff in there got auctioned?

Guess what they found in there, among a bunch of sex tapes and pics with a bunch of guys doing what she loves to do.

Herpes medication.
Valtrex.

Sorry to crush your dreams, but for easier digestion that she's not what you dream of her to be:

She wouldn't give a rats ass if your ass ended up in jail.

Have a few shots, cry it out and get over your Paris infatuation.
And then start going to therapy and work on your dilusional personality.
Time to grow up huh?

Further research now indicates that HUTAS is highly contagious.

#390:
"Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments."

LMAO.

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she's a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.

SHES LIKE BABY JESUS'S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.

ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!

She is so talented and kind, she does not deserve this! she deserves to be in her mansion like a true princess.

I SAW THE HERPES THING, I BELIEVE ITS FAKE.

Further research now indicates that HUTAS is highly contagious.

See #390 for description of HUTAS symptoms.

Paris Hilton, you are my fucking idol. Seriously.

Even when she is genuinely crying, it still looks like very bad acting.

Refusing to piss and shit is not good. She's going to kill herself if she doesn't drop the drama queen bit.
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Paris update: Apparently Paris has ordered her lawyers to stop the appeal process. She has decided to serve her time. Hmmm, could her publicist be behind this: "Look you little twit, the whole world wants your fucking blood. You won't have a career at all after this. Serve your time and come out looking like a martyr". LOL. Gee, I wonder what the poor people are doing in Africa.

I don't really know what to say... She is the poor little rich girl.. She's always had whatever she ever wanted and desired. Now being tossed behind bars.. That like taking an animal out of a Zoo a protected area and throwing them into the wild.. They don't know what to do. They don't have survival skills. In paris's case, well. Her form of protection was her money & bodyguards. She's on her own for the first time.. BUT I do think she shouldn't be seperate from everyone else.. She is getting special treatment. If she were with all the other inmates her ass would get beat every 5 minutes! That would be a real experience. Write a book on that, Paris!

I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it's almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.

It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she's a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.

SHES LIKE BABY JESUS'S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.

ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!

She is so talented and kind, she does not deserve this! she deserves to be in her mansion like a true princess.

I remember this one time, that Jesus was in this video, on night vision, and he was getting fucked. It was pretty awesome. Another time he drove drunk, then drove with a suspended license in the dark at twice the speed limit with no headlights on. Jesus is fucking hardcore, man! He dated a college girl porn empire mogul, judged people who were poor or public schooled, and showed his junk in public. He did this whole tv show series for a few years in which he made fun of people who weren't rich or famous.

Jesus is hot! And Jesus would definitely piss and/or shit in jail, I'll tell you that much.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Incredible

What's this with her not pissing/shitting in jail? I missed it if it was really in the news. LOL!! That's hilarious.

More please!!!

Not once did wwjd spell the word "jealous" correctly. Paris's fans are just as useless as she is. Isn't "Jealousy" a song on her album?

But at least Paris is a cum dumpster, which has some untility... somewhat.

"I SAW THE HERPES THING, I BELIEVE ITS FAKE."

Should people go with your beliefs, which include relating the Christian savior to a slut who swallows, or medical records?

Hmmmm... I would be a fool if I chose the latter. It's all a conspirary, I tells ya!

"I SAW THE HERPES THING, I BELIEVE ITS FAKE."

I mean, CAPS LOCK is the epitome of scientific proof. I would be a dunce not to believe things in CAP.

I can't believe one of the sycophant Paris "fans" compared her to Jesus Christ. Shyguy, I think you've hit on what the "medical condition" the idiot LA Sheriff tried to spring her for was: when you subsist entirely on a diet of alcohol and semen your body needs to adjust for awhile to actual food. Probably what they served her in jail.

I CANT BELIEVE HOW SOMEONES PAIN CAN BRING SO MUCH JOY TO OTHERS, ITS ALMOST LIKE JESUS AT THE CROSS. GOD BLESS YOU PARIS!!!

IT DOESNT MATTER IF SHE GETS TO KEEP HER EXTENSIONS OR NOT, SHES A NATURAL BEAUTY. SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.

SHES LIKE BABY JESUS'S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.

ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!

SHE IS SOOO TALENTED AND KIND, SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS! SHE DESERVES TO BE IN HER MANSION LIKE A TRUE PRINCESS.

ALL OF YOU ARE BRAINWASHED BY THE MEDIA TO THINK THESE BAD AND UNTRUE THINGS OF HER, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU, YOU NEED JESUS.

Lee Baca should just come clean about his shameful actions and resign his position right now. The news is out that the Hiltons are big contributors to his campaigns. I sure hope this cheap cum dumpster was worth throwing his career in law enforcement away for:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,21884656-10388,00.html

But at least Paris is a cum dumpster, which has some untility... somewhat.

did you mean utility shyguy??

god bless you paris!!

wwjd,

Why do you keep copy/pasting the diarrhea you've been spewing from the mouth over and over?
You know saying this again and again hasn't been more effective than once right? I mean how many people have actually agreed with your theories on Jesus and the dumb ho?
You have zero arguments to anything anyone's written you. All you do is copy/paste.
Your brain must be the size of a peanut. If even that big.

I think you should go visit Paris in jail and help out with her peeing and shitting problem. She could use your face as the toilet since she hates the one they gaver her.
Hehe.

The only people dumber than Paris are her fans, cough **wwjd** cough cough.

does anyone else think her "serious medical condition" is like withdrawl?

Because it's fun writing a bunch of bogus crap to piss people off and because that cunt can rot in jail for all I care, that was kinda fun(sorry I couldn't help myself.)But in all honesty I did kinda feel bad for her for like a split second when they put her back in the clink but then I remembered that she has more money than "god" and she's going to go back to being the same stuck up bitch when she gets out. I also think it's withdrawls and/or a big ass tantrum.

Krazikelli please get out of the sun. You are more incoherent and idiotic than usual. I'm more shocked that you could actually spell Al Sharpton's name. I just thought you were totally illiterate.

But it's cool. You do need to work on the potty mouth. No one is going to deflower you if you keep that up. It obviously makes more sense to shove a dick in your mouth to shut you up.

So go on and be a nice moron and practice writing in English.

English motherfucker, can you write in it?

Oh and Paris, you are now my #2 favorite moron to give head. Krazikelli is our first.

#75 and #78, those are both the saddest comments I have ever read. Fucking losers.

SageAshes, you could read that? Kudos to you for wading through the dross.

And yep, Sheva, you rule. :-)

You're all just jealous because she's so beautiful and talented.

/LOLz!

http://parisbestday.ytmnd.com/

For sure.

She attended her freshman year of high school in Rancho Mirage, California at the Marywood-Palm Valley School and her sophomore and junior years of high school at the Dwight School in New York, but dropped out, and eventually earned a GED.

Pluh-eeze, if she can't finish HS, she damn sure can't go to jail. I mean, that's so unfashionable.

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"The same day the Los Angeles city attorney pushed for more jail time for heiress Paris Hilton, he acknowledged that his wife got a traffic ticket while driving with a suspended license in 2005.

Through a spokesman, City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo told the Los Angeles Times on Friday that his wife regrets the violation. Delgadillo's wife was fined $186."

ah.. finally... What I said is.. nevermind..

let her do the time. and please stay out of the media for 3 weeks...

ah.. finally... What I said is.. nevermind..

let her do the time. and please stay out of the media for 3 weeks...

I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.

WWJD, are you kidding me, you're comparing Jesus on the cross to Paris (a spoiled little bitch) in jail...you have to be KIDDING me. sure shes human and has feelings like the rest of us, but to say she is like baby Jesus' gift to the world. man you need help! shes just another spoiled little brat in hollywood

Although I rarely post here anymore, I was compelled to tell WWJD what an absolute fucking moron they are.

WWJD: If you were here right now I'd dump a bucket of rocks on top of you....you fucking moron.

It's so good to see this dumb bitch cry! I hope you get raped in prison! CRY BITCH CRY!

416=sheva:

Honey, I don't give head....
Iz it zo hard to believe that
an 18 yr. old iz a virgin? Why?
the sun iz my life....

pleaze tell (sherry) from the
martha hatez egyptianz..that
virginz can't be whorez!
alzo that I love gay people
one of my bezt friendz is
a black gay guy and I'm not
raciztz..can't people say
thingz without someone zhitty
themselves over it? WTF!

As much as I'm tired to reading about Paris' whiny, disease-ridden ass, that picture is so good that I can forgive coming up with so many different storiest to tie too it.

jrzmommy why dont you go rotate the tires on your home and take care of your 10 kids before they get taken away by cps, oh yeah and you smell like tuna, go wash your stank walls.

lalaland, shes better than jesus.

gud thing she should be oh tear tear lol i hate her sooo much yea go to jail thats rite!!! ":]

gud thing she should be oh tear tear lol i hate her sooo much yea go to jail thats rite!!! ":]

tear tear

tear tear

tear tear

tear tear

just seeing that rich bitch's perky little smile makes me want to knock her perfect little teeth out. she deserves everything she's getting, and no amount of cyring for mommy should get her out of it!