Jun 11 2007Paris Hilton afraid to use the bathroom

FIrst!!?

FOIST!

She's back!

Thanks, mommy!

FUCK!

FUCK!

she needs to go away now.

she needs to go away now.

Like anyone hasn't seen her vag anyway

Does this mean she wouldnt be showering as well? I'm glad i'm nowhere near this bitch she'd be starting to bloat and pong by now...

That's quite enough about Paris FUCKING Hilton.

Oh PLEASE, I have two things to say about this...

1. PAris, everybody has already seen a HELL of a lot more of your body then they would see in some picture of you on the toilet. Try wearing some underwear or better yet don't make a sex tape if you're truly as shy as you are pretending.

2. Put a Blanket over your head when you're on the toilet you dumb skank. Sheesh,

Why don't you save up all these boring news snippets so you can blast us in one go?

SUPEFISH:
when attempting to make fun of someones intelligence, its good to have a good perspective on your own.

SHE IS IN A DETENTION CENTER, not prison.

fuckin idiots.

great picture, taste my pain bitch!!

For a girl who became famous by sucking cock and taking it on video, it's strange she'd be embarrased by pics of her peeing.

We've all seen video of her talking on her cell phone while getting her cootch pounded.

What's the big deal about sitting on a toilet?

Audio of the "ker plunk"?

.

it's funny that when someone makes a mistake about paris hilton, a hilton expert will come in and call you a fuckin idiot.

THAT'S HOT!!!!

I posted an astrological analysis of Paris' chart on my site if anyone is interested. It isn't as hilarious as the Superficial, but interesting nonetheless.

http://apotelesmatics.com/2007/06/08/the-astrology-of-paris-hiltons-return-to-jail-mercury-retrograde-strikes-again/

Superfish,
you forgot to remove the other "prison" in the first part of the article

She could always pee on me, I'd like that. I'm sure some pervert out there would let her shit on them also. Or better yet, she could shit and piss her pretty panties and then sell them on eBay.

Damn that really sux. I mean I would of course use a blanket or something to cover myself but when you think about it...I think thats one nof the worst parts of being in jail. Having to poop in front of a bunch of people...how horrible.

I would cry just knowing I had to do that...that and being around a bunch of scarey stinky butch women who are looking for a fight.

Nah the pooping thing still is worse.

Boohoohoo poor Paris is being treated like a regular human being

so what about all the times we've seen her with no underwear?? has she suddenly become shy???

That is a genius plan ... for dying.

Why am I not getting tired of this story?

It's one thing to fuck in front of the whole world, it's another to make doodie in front of some security guards...?
We all know she has no fuckin' dignity. She just won't make any MONEY off the photos, is probably what she's afraid of.

All this because the Hiltons were too cheap to hire drivers. In the Indian Sub-continent noone ever goes to jail for drunk driving. The angry crowd just pulls the rich person's driver out of the car, burns him, and everyone gets back to work. Rich man loses his high pretty quick though (bummer).

Paris should try the system.

I am afraid to use the bathroom too. But only because un-sheathing my monster-sized cock can actually affect the rotation of the earth, causing massive tsunami's and causing the stock market to surge by 200+ points.

It's a fact, you can look it up:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_war_dance

I don't think it's so much the picture being taken. It's more that she probably wouldn't get paid for it.

shanipie, you'd better get yourself ready. With your hatred towards some people and judgment that some people have the most sin, you are probably already condemed to hell, which is far worse and much longer than pooping in front of a bunch of people.

#24 has a good point. I have seen Paris with a penis in her mouth. In fact, with a number of penis's (Penises? Penii?) in her mouth.

So seeing a grainy 1:2 ratio cellphone photo of her on a metal shitter wouldn't do much for me.

I have to admit, taking a dump in front of others would suck. Isn't in solitary though?

I already saw a picture of Paris taking a piss. It's one of those pics that were released months ago, supposedly with her okay. Oh, and I saw her suck a dick. Why's she getting shy now?

#30 - Shanipie - it's ok. You and I can carpool to hell.

I gotta say, this makes me feel a little better about her. It is nice that she can follow through with something. I am impressed that she is coherent enough to know that if she eats and drinks, she will have to potty. I think the fear of a photo of her pooping is a pretty reasonable fear.

omg, my kid just said "mommy, poop-ed"
IT WAS SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!

I'm the best mom ever.

~*Creationism*~

@25 Why am I not getting tired of the massive boobs on your blog?

Brilliant

I agree everybody has seen her pussy, tits, ass, long legs, everything. But I haven't seen her shit or piss before. I wouldn't mind watching it. So she better go the shitter fast, so some guard can get video, so I can watch.

Creationism is not the alternative to Evolution, ignorance is.

Afraid to use the toilet? Bitch, plese! It's everyone who would need to use that toilet AFTER you that should be terrified.

Lol....!@#!@#

This isn't fair anymore. Leave her alone. Move on to the next hollywood drama. Im not saying she is a saint and we should bow down to her. But at the end of the day she is only a 20-something girl that is going to prision and is very scared so is doing everything she can to try and get out of it. Its sad, yes, but understandable also.

Think how'd you feel if you were pictured crying your eyes out on every paper in the fucking world.

Shanipie, I can't believe you're so proud that your kid said poop. You made the rest of us, Creationism believers, look even dumber.

Creationists: People who watch The Flintstone and think it's a documentary.

#40 JungleRed

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwww. Poor little heiress.

god curses poopers, paris.

Haha @ Paris pretending not to be stupid. Go to my website and vote if you think she should be released. At the moment like 93% want her to stay.

Rolled right past Smartsville and is heading straight into Geniustowne....

Wow...

Oh, shut the fuck up, conor. This broad deserves everything she gets.

@42: I'd reflect on what I'd done to so completely piss off the entire fucking world. Then I'd stop doing it.

If I were in charge of her meals....NOTE TO SELF: Add ExLax Brownies to her menu ASAP and charge up my spy camera.

She's worried that she might catch herpes from the toilet seat. Her doctor and pharmacist keep her under the impression that her Valtrex is really a limited edition variety of "America Loves Paris" Skittles done especially for her.

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription ... is more Paris!

jrzmommy, just remember to erase from your spycam all the hidden video of your hubby's late night sessions with your daughters.

@ 48,
I voted, but no way am I doing your "free iPhone" bullshit

That Mia....always so classy and witty with her bizarre pedophile fantasies....a true credit to The Fish--and it's complete downward spiral.

Maybe she can ask Nicole R for some barfing tips so she can bend over and relieve herself using the other exit. We know she doesn't mind showing us her ass...

its.

not it's.

tard.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHY? DO SHE SET HER SELF UP FOR LAUGHTER? IS IT? BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT HER HERPES TO FLARE UP? i'M JUST SAYING!

Whatever.
Cunt.

#59:
'It's' is actually a conjunction of the words 'it' & 'is'. Consequently, it is actually you who is the window licker in this particular instance.

#59: I actually went back and read the post to get the context and it would appear that jrzmommy as well as myself are in need of a hall monitor.

Cunt-tard. Cuntard. Not bad, eh?

oh #42 fuck off. She never was disciplined for fuck ups she's done her whole life & since her idiot parents are incapable of comprehending good child rearing the law stepped in when her utterly stupid & foolish shenanigins put others in harms way & held her accountable & the ding bat is in complete shock. I hope her parents are happy. What were they thinking or doing when they should've been teaching her how to behave like a human?

*sniffs air* I smell a hairless, pink penis around here....

#66 - you actually know what that smells like??? Yikes. TMI (and condolences)

#42 I wouldn't care if I was pictured crying my eyes out in every paper, but WONKEY EYED, PANCAKE ASS, BIG FOOT, HERP INFESTED, WEAVE WEARIN, SHIT COLORED EYED, PINOCHIO NOSED, ZERO PERSONALITY, DING BAT has got to realize that acting like a complete cunt to the world and that her shit don't stink does have it's ramifications. She loves this shit ya idiot #42! Get off this site and jump on Meatholes.com and learn a thing or 2!

EVERY AMERICAN "has got to realize that acting like a complete cunt to the world and that her shit don't stink does have it's ramifications."

fixed.

(except "its" not "it's")

Why are they moderating/removing comments now?
'Fish, you've changed, man.

mmmmmmmmm "hairless pink penis" where, where????????

Because, you know, possibly seeing her sit on a toilet is waaay worse than, oh I dunno, having a sex video or something.

She's in jail for a purpose [DUI], whether she starves herself to death isn't my concern. I don't feel an ounce of sympathy for her. Sure she can blame her parents, the world for her downfall but she's a fucking adult and should take responsibility for her actions. I think she can do better things with her life than make herself look like a tool but she's just a spoiled bitch. Not her parents fault either as Nicky Hilton is doing much better things.

Memo to Paris: That's what jail is supposed to be like.

Anyway, suddenly she's so demure? What's left to be shy about when the world's seen you fucking someone?

I just came back home and the first thing i went is to this comfortable toilet.Fully out of the finest marble,automatic,audiosystem and flatscreen to read the news.Oh man,isn't your own toilet sometimes the best place on earth?But i always look to the bright side,forcing yourself not going to the toilet is probably a good way to tighten up your loose holes.That's the good news for Paris.

WHo is so enamoured of P.HILTON that theyw anna watch her pee and poop? Not me .. not me ... you? ... you? .. thought so ... stop talking about Paris ... Forget Paris .. let's talk about ... Snagglepuss, er, I mean, Kristin Dunst, she's funny and not as dangerous as Lindsey Lohan.

Here're some comforting words filled with wisdom from Bono;"the hungry would die for a safe shelter and a plate of food".

77--then what would the point of them having a safe shelter and a plate of food be if they're dead? Just sayin' is all.......

mia=you really need to get off
of that sick shit you say to
jrzmommy...itz sick to know that
u had sex with your dad..pleaze
don't remind uz anymore!

don't worry, Senor Kelli....everyone here knows Mia's got massive issues......her sexualization of children being just one.

Maybe if she doesn't pee....her ovaries will dry up and the ANTICHRIST will never be born.

Hehehehehe.....I love it.

Paris's "medical" condition (have it on good authority): Extreme, stress-induced herpes outbreak.

True story.

#19 Chris
It's funny you used "astrological analysis" and "interesting" in the same comment.
What, you weren't joking?

It's not my fault that my family is screwed up. I grew up in Canada, and these people up here are weird. They like to abuse kids and keep them in their place. I think that all of you are jealous and wish they were me.

Oh my gosh, the attention whore doesn't want her picture taken???!!! Its not like everyone hasn't already seen everything anyway. Sheesh....although I suppose the whole "Paris taking a dump" thing might be embarrassing for anyone, and I can't say I blame her for that. That picture would go round the world in 60 seconds or less.

84-- (Mia). Just because YOU'RE family is F-ed up, doesn't justify hurling unfounded accusations at other posters. We are, afterall, talking about Paris, here...nothing important, just wasting time. No need to get your panties in knot over her.

Oh, and unless you're under 18 (maybe even younger in Canada), there's this thing called MOVING OUT OF YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE or EMANCIPATION, if you don't like them, think they're crazy, and what not. Otherwise, you, my dear, are just as bad as them--or worse, if you haven't reported REAL pedophiles to the Mounties.

ok.. she's scared of pictures getting on the internet of herself going to the bathroom..... are you kidding?

Goddamn it. I haven't seen JRZ tear anybody up in months.

I may be getting wood.

If I were her I'd be afraid to use the bathroom too...probably burns.

#86 - Hehe. Mounties.

"One who is mounted..."

What she's REALLY afraid of is that someone might take a picture of her shit. It would show the world that it's the same color and shape as everyone else's and it would end the illusion of her being "special" to her "fans".

Oh so now she´s afraid of using the toilet... that is less embarrassing than the world seeing you have sex on camera. Stupid, stupid woman.

She´s just so full of it.

"She was in real danger."

That one sentence by itself should let you know that Camp Hilton is operating from a parallel universe. If that's real danger, whatever are they going to call it if she should, through a paperwork error, be released into gen pop?

Psh. Whatever. I'm scared to take a shit everyday in case it splashes and makes a loud noise. -_-

I hope she has fun taking her Golden Shower. I heard they do that to all the "Queens".

First of all, let's be honest, she didn't eat or drink for 3 days because she's either a) got an eating disorder like the rest of hollywood, or b) is a child grown older and thought by employing the "not eating" form of temper tantrum she'd get catered to like all spoiled children do. If it was #2, notice it worked (until the judge stepped in).

Second, a close family member of mine works at Twin Towers, and I assure you, that person is not slinking around with a hidden camera phone to get a shot of Paris Hilton taking a shit. I can only imagine this person's co-workers share the same sentiments.

mia, you're in no position to be correcting anyone's english.

I think I have it figured out Y
zhe won't zhit:

zhe probably haz a pinapple ztuck
up her azzhole..nothingz gettin
thru that...

or her azzhole iz zown zhut and her
poop comez out in a bag on her
stomach?

Well I don't even know where to start. First off rich people shouldn't get different treatment, it's only fair. I also think she really knows "how to work it" she's been doing that her whole life. But I also see the flip side of it and feel a bit sorry for her. I wouldn't want a pic taken of me goin' to the bathroom either, BUT she shows her drunk coochie all the time sooooooo what's the difference? It's okay when she's drunk but in jail there's a difference? Not that it makes it good EITHER way. She also has a face that looks like a 6 year old girl's still. She needs some good parents and seems like she just didn't have positive parenting. I am sure she is mentally debilitated in there, but she will come out richer and better than ever most likely.

I hope someone smuggles in lots of sharp objects for her to play with.

mullah cimoc say paris hilton the good and the courage. him not run away, but go to jail. this calld the charcter.

she the beautifuyl and the natural and having so many baby in future to be good wife and mother.

but lesbian ameriki and lesbian ameriki mans hating her for natural the beauty and normal liking the boy.

ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.

in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the “special measure”. but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.

in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.

hypocrite liar ameriki say him “free” the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband. only free to having the abortion kill bnaby , to being slut and bad wife not cooking.
so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.

for him true and good info: stop1984now@yahoo.com

Wow...I usually agree with all the comments and everything, cause I don't like Paris either...but seriously, I kinda feel sorry for her.

101 I see that you are from Canada. I totally agree with you. By the way,
your English is getting much better.

FLYMO - are you peein your pants? love to tolley. :)

i m so surprised that she can be naked in video, so expose to here and there... but not inside the jail...? maybe she should get some advice fr naomi cambell?

I am terribly worried about her not eating (nor peeing, nor evacuating). Except that I am *not*.

Wow, picking on a 100lb blonde girl, your all so superior.... Meanwhile 10 more dead Troops in Iraq.

I'm not especially fond of Paris Hilton but do like this site. I usually ignore the comments pages because most of you guys who post here are the saddest losers I've come across on the net. Wishing people were raped or gie or whatever shows just how s,mall and bitterly dissapointing your own lives must be. More stupid fucking americans.

I can see know why America has so many firearms, you need that many to keep shooting each other because most of you are such ignorant hateful people. Please stay where you are , the rest of the the world doesn't want you cunts visiting ous abroad.

Maybe she should wear diapers like the big cry baby she is!

If you are as sick and tired as me of hearing 24 hour news reports every time Paris Hilton breaks wind, do me a favor and vote against paris in http://www.betsgowild.com/bet.php?id=943&tab=details, if enough people vote against her then just maybe the news corporations will realize we had enough!!

Just piss in the shower Paris.
Oh and to be honest, I'd rather people saw me having sex than taking a shit.

I agree with the above-rather have people see me having sex than shitting.
Actually, this is the first time I have felt sorry for her.
But it passed quickly.
...like a gas bubbble.
Still. That would be sucking. Irony would be if no one even thought of it 'til she brought it up, and now they are all just waiting for her to hit the can.
Poor girl. Then again, not poor at all, and oh yeah, I hate her.
I have a fickle american mind. I must now go prostrate myself at the feet of frenchmen and beg for forgiveness for living in the rocking-est country in the world. Hahaaaaa UGH. foreigners. Go read your boring european blogs and quit your jealous whining.
Everyone knows that you "I hate Americans" idiots are just the ugly, fat, mouse-turd-brown haired girl who hates the gorgeous blonde cheerleader and spends your sad brunette lifetime calling the blondie "dumb", while pushing your ugly-framed glasses back up your greasy nose, popping a pimple or two in the process.
America= Gorgeous Blonde Having a Great Time. Guess how much the opinion of the ugly sniveling mouse girls matter to us blondes?

I've never sought out to see Paris Hilton naked, and yet I have, because it's everywhere, and she's always doing something slutty..Why in the hell is she afraid of being photographed peeing? Far too intimate for ya, Paris?

Who gives a shit about Paris? She's fake, wears fake blue eyes, fake hair and never worked a day in her life. She's in jail for her own doing. Good for you ya fucking beyotch!

113

Cholly,

Funny how most of the women considered hottest in the world: Alba, Jolie, Aisha Rai, Adriana Lima, Biel, and so many more are NOT blondes. Let me see... Who are the blondes that most people know? Oh, that's right, Paris and Britney: the so very sadly desperate for sex that any penis is welcome. There is no way anyone hot looking can be that desperate, unless, of course, they are DUMB.

Poor cholly, you may be having a great time, but men are having an even greater time OUT OF you. And please don't embarrass the rest of us American women who are intelligent, beautiful, sexy and not blondes with your idiotic comment. I know you already have an empty head, but I wish you could keep your uterus empty too to prevent dumb genes in future America. But unfortunately, since you are so dumb, it is way too easy for any guy to use you to relieve his blue balls.

Oh I forgot, Courtney Love and DeGeneres are blondes too. How fucking georgeous.

Cat playing with yarn... that's great~ It made me laugh all day.
So most people would be mortified having a picture of themselves taking a shit on the internet- unless you made a porn where everyone's already seen your asshole anyway.

Very smart paris, you would do a sex tape but not go the toilet, very smart indeed :)

#116: I love you.

#179 oh we havent go there yet

anyway we agree
she could do a lot of good

still it's got to be tough

but ya all know what
she can be a tough girl

so why not all fuck off and fuck your cell mates... ?

cos were gonna hava snooze )

[love everyone] : ))

In time she will that's all that matters!

#116, I think you missed her point and revealed yourself as a brunette.
Let me explain, honey. The "an-a-lo-gy" was about foreigners and their remarks about Americans. Cholly, if even a FEMALE, never said SHE was blond. And she never used the word "brunette", but obviously the word "mouse" is associated in your own mind with your hair color and got you all puffed up and pissed off. GOD.
Would you have found it so offensive if she had switched the cheerleader to a brunette and the jealous girl to a blond?
Would that have kept your little feewings from being hurted, and then you would have said, "Yeah! We brunettes are hot!" Dumbass! It wasn't about haircolor, stupid, and as an American, a BRUNETTE American who has no inferiority complex when the word blond is put in a comment, your idiotic, makes-no-point-except-to-reveal-your-own-hangups-about-haircolor remark to Cholly made me groan with disbelief as all the foreigners laughed at your lack of understanding.
DUMB ass.

and lopelus, pick someone intelligent to fall in love with!

`` ___i dont care b0ut her she deserves everything she gets & n0w she is g0ing t0 learn ...s0 im happy 4 her..:D ...;;``

Cholly,

You have got to be kidding here right?

I mean, your response alone is the exact reason people are on the "I hate Americans" tip in the first place.

It's uneducated sluts like you that make me wince when thinking of the mind set of ignoramus Laguna beach type tramps.

Perhaps too many Lattes, and too much sun and hair dye?
Methinks, that may have something to do with it.

This damn Paris Hilton story (although funny) is quite embarrassing. I mean, regardless of her "debutante" status she should suffer the same fate any "regular Joe" would face if he/she were to make the same mistakes.
For the love of all humanity and all that is this shell of a Justice system, stick Paris Hilton in general population and let her know what it feels like to fuck up and be held responsible for it. At least let her get a broom stick in the ass before she vacates.

Just sayin'

I'm sorry but aren't there 15 billion photos and videos of Paris's vagina plastered all over the internet? I seem to remember a video of her withered pink organ being plowed into over and over again sent to me in about 60 thousand different spam e-mails. Why the hell would she even sweat one shitty cell phone cam photo of her hunched over a toilet? I think the answer is that she's full of shit... and penises... and poop and pee.

<3
Ash