Jun 12 2007Owen Wilson bikes to strip clubs

It's pretty hard to pick up a stripper on a bicycle, that's why you should always take Mom's station wagon.

this guy is such a dork

.....I have a mental image of Owen Wilson peddling home with a stripper balancing precariously on the handlebars.

That's harsh critisim coming from a Pokemon's penis.

Dick Nose!

Fix your fucking nose!

When I lived in New York I walked like 3 blocks to get Belgian French Fries ... not similar, at all, but I still did it.

America is a fantastic place. Where a man with a crooked penis for a nose can be famous.

I wonder if there is sex in the champagne room for Owen? I wonder if his nose is bigger than his cock too.

Somebody should tell him 'The 40-year Old Virgin' was not about him. And the BO is a vain attempt to smell like a man while wearing scented panties.

Kudos to whoever first pointed out the penis growing out of the middle of his face.

His nose looks like it's turning into a deformed penis.

So, I strip to bike clubs.

Are we to be surprised at celebrities seeing naked women in their spare time? These guys are surrounded by obscene amounts of vagina. Give me a break.

@10 LOL....scented panties. Yummy

He's gross. Kate Hudson could do so much better.

This is probably what Paris Hilton looks like after a week in jail.

Kinda silly since all he needed to do was wave down a taxi. He could have there probably for like $10. So instead he saves the $10 so he can spend it on chicks with implants to bounce on him for $20 for two minutes each.

Apparently this is what happens after you get tired of those little ones with Kate Hudson. You want some real titty so bad, you just are irrational.

Poor dude.

I swear I thought the nose was 'shopped.

I'll bet seeing him put down the blow is like watching a catheter insertion.

Grey's Anatomy sucks.
But I like the tounge thing.

THAT'S HOT! I'M ALL FOR LOVE!

Now I'm kicking myself for letting him go.

if he went to a club where 18 year old boys were stripping, you'd know he was missing Kate.

if Kate could do better,
then Y didn't zhe?

hiz noze doez look like
a dick..a krook=ed dick.

Damn, that's some fucked up nose!

What is it with Kate Hudson and her facination with ugly men?

His nose is like some kind of alien claw trying to break out of his face..

Thats Hansel. Hes so hot right now.

haha i would do the same thing...but i would probably be high at the time....makes you wonder.

After awhile, you get tired of paying for everything, especially being a start. Actually, he should of kept Kate...he could put his money in her purse.

On a side note, this is proof he wasn't taking her seriously one bit. Ladies, lesson 2050, if a guy doesn't bite by 30, no matter how tight your ass is "common sense" will rule. Kate, you are a dumb@ss for leaving your "steady" husband.

I don't have a big problem with that.

I wonder how many times Lindsay Lohan has sucked Owen Wilson's nose? And, does she swallow, or does she spit?

UGH this is an ugly ugly man.

Good for him.

He is single with tons of cash, so bring on the strippers and whores.

I also ride a bike to the strip club, but only because I spent all my money on strippers.

Spindoc,

I Know, RIGHT??

I've dated some weird looking dudes who I thought were sexy, but none as fug as her past two dudes.

Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Derek Zoolander: And?

Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

I wonder if he was the reason for Peter Griffen having balls on his face for a chin? Because this motherfucker has a dick for a nose........

and here's an interesting fact: lapdances originated in Lapland, where they were performed by the shortest members of the tribe in a pre-fertility Yak killing ceremony

I'm kind of like Owen Wilson. Except that my johnson looks like a nose.
The worlds most important blog:
http://www.genosworld.blogspot.com/

@38
Wow, Geno, think of that one all by yourself?

The worlds most unoriginal blog:
http://www.genosworld.blogspot.com/

I love this guy.

Stallion, no I didn't think of it all by myself. A team of experts consisting of scientists, teachers, and hookers came together and hid themselves in a cave for 90 days. eating just bread and water, they emerged after the 90 days triumphantly. The leader spoke: "The world's most important blog is Geno's World."

Lame.....

*snore* *snore*

My horse was lame. We had to put it down.

I know I'm about the millionth person to say it on this thread, but he needs to fix that fucking tapir nose.

@39 - I disagree... the world's most unoriginal blog is the one where that dude puts random seemingly unrelated topics together and posts them together with a soft shit colored background and, oh...

his nose looks like a penis

41--it's more like a cavern, actually.

OMG!!! I have been laughing so hard at the comments.

Saucer of milk, table 46!

Rich, #46, maybe if I had more pictures of naked men you would be more interested.....

Gee... This guy's nose looks like a friggin' penis! Scary...

Kate Hudson can do better.
Hell, Anne Heche can do better.

WHAT A DORK - GET YOUR TEETH CLEANED AND FIX YOUR NOSE!

What's his nickname again? The Vanilla Pony or Butterscotch Stallion or sumpin'?

..I like his nose lol :[

Owen used to check into my hotel quite often and have strippers over (yawn) sheesh truth IS boring, he should have tipped me better, then I could have spiced it up more.

Imagine the strippers having to listen to Mr. "Lightning McQueen" ask for a lap dance. Walt Disney is crying from heaven...

@51 - You're probably right. When I was fucking your dad in the ass yesterday, right before I stuck my filthy, racing striped boxers in his mouth, I was telling him "You know Bern's a fucking queer, why no pictures of hot guys?" To which he responded "MMPPHHH!!! MMMPPHHH!!". So yeah, you're probably right.

He's so fucking ugly! kate, he did you a favor, I know that the penis was good, and all, but please, he's no looker!

Ugly as hell.

I wonder if Kate would ride his nose. I mean, c'mon, I know you all wanna know that too.

his nose looks like a penis

aw ...bike-riding to a strip-club is about the most righteous celeb "offense" I've heard of in ages - SOD y'all!

His nose looks like the end of a penis.

Don't know who this guy is but he looks like a succesful mix of Tom Cruise/donald Trump.

#6 He can't. It hides his fucking teeth.

Haters! When this guy rides his bike to the strip club, he doesn't come home empty handed! He has skanky hoes riding on his handle bars all the way back home for after hours fun.

#59 Somehow I didn't have you figured for a striped racer's boxers man.

I just dont understand why his nose looks like fucked up silly putty..

He has a lot of money...why not get that jacked up thing fixed?

he got the short stick... his other brothers are much more handsome then him..he's just goofy looking.. and that's probably why he plays the parts he gets, to distract people of his penis nose

if I were cocaine
and i saw that noze
coming at me like a
zwirrling tornado, I'd
freakin get my powdered
azz moving fazt...

Something I have come to learn since participating in these comment boards: sooner or later, every steady participant gets annoyed by kelli's use of poetic license. I am there.

71. I know I'm distracted by Owen's schlong schnauz, and all this talk of butt sex, and penises, damn I need my ass plowed, again.

How is it that his brother is so hot, and yet he is so fug???? what happened in the gene pool there? was the egg wall a bit too durable and the little sperm that could, destined to create him, crashed head on into it, thus forevermore deforming his face before he could conquer that egg???

#59, Rich: My dad says you suck in the sack. Why did you have to go all limp on him? He said he tried to console you and tell you it happens to everyone sometimes. But you just kept sobbing like a bitch. My dad still wants you to call him though.

Good plan Geno. How about I call him "Queer Geno's Dad" or something like that? Or maybe I'll say "you should encourage Geno to save some of his lame ass retorts for his faltering blog, as he's apparently running on fumes and he can't keep blaming the semen in his eyes for his apparent mistypes". I went limp on him because everytime I think of the overly sensitive idiots in his family, I sob out of concern for the lesser among us. I'm a humanist like that. And a man who stays hard while crying is just weird...

In my defense, your dad has tits and a pussy... much like you.

the nose is so disturbing

I'm a woman. (Genevieve). And I love you too!!

Riiiiight Geno... that's what Robert Arquette says too...

Naaw. I'm all woman. I like women. Coco Arquette is just confused.

ooooooookaaaaaaay Reno... and I'm a lesbian with an unfairly long johnson... but I will say, you're a good sport... for a dude with a sexual identity crisis.

Right back at ya dude. You make me laugh. Anyone that makes me laugh ain't all bad.

Owen probably forgot what real women looked like after spending time with that flatsy Hudson with the dumbo ears. Can you imagine if they procreated and produced a girl... that nose, her ears, her chest. eww!

He seriously needs to get that nose fixed.

this guys surely wear a rubber in his nose

if you all must know he and his brothers were all big time football players in school and he broke his nose 3 times and he happens to be proud of that fact .Its like a trophy for all to see. Even if they don't know that fact. And BTW why should he have to change it . If you don't like what you see don't look at it.

If I had Kate Hudson, I'd have a hard time keeping my tongue out of her bunghole.

Owen, I thought you were smarter and more respectful than this. If you ride your bike to the strip club you get sweaty balls and then it is gross for the ladies when you hit the champagne room. Lets show a little class, you are a celebrity you know so quit trying to slum it. Gosh, what is wrong with Hollywood these days.