Jun 18 2007Nicole Richie is probably pregnant

FRIST!

With her diet, she'll have a miscarriage in not time. Flush the little guy right down the toilet.

She probably IS pregnant, but I wouldn't put it past her to avoid alcohol and show off a non-existent bump to gain publicity.

The kid is mine.

She'll go full term but deliver only a tiny tadpole clinging to the placenta, and Tom Cruise will eat the whole thing in one expertly deepthroated swallow.

He looks like a skunk, a skunk with a really weird taste in women (ones that look like little boys)

I am SOOOOO fuckin glad she is pregnant. Maybe we she will gain some weight and be fuckable again. Once she gains like 20 to 30 pounds I will be all on that bitch, and fuck her until I make that troll face go away.

Just because the stupid bitch has not had a period in 3 months does not mean she is pregnant. She is only doing this to try and keep her boney ass out of jail and she want to attention

Hey Victor - when her water breaks, will you drink it?

Girls need to have periods before they can get pregnant...

#9, good point. But not on her. Now if it was Jessica Alba, then would be a totally different story, I would drink her water, then douche her, and drink that also.

Haha, Jimbo, beat me to it!

judging from the size of her feet in pictures 4 & 5, she's clearly a Hobbit. she seems so tiny. why the hell are her feet so huge??! and i'm suprised she dates a guy with a double chin. he's such a tool to begin with, i don't think he needs his hair like that to prove it.

lastly, i hope these two are either walking to or from the abortion clinic.

She went to an abortion clinic to get an explanation for how her boyfriend survived the procedure.

It's not an abortion clinic because you don't see any religious psychos with dead baby signs and bloodlust in their eyes.

She's not even big enough to get preggers

spawn of satan?

@16 - nice description of yourself on your blog

Isn't this old news?

First off, Nicole Richie is awesome. Second, she must be knocked up cause she's actually developing cleavage.

Hello, Cruella DeVille

She is milking this rumor for all it's worth. Is she also going to fake a miscarriage so that she gets all of our sympathy?

Isn't getting sober chic this week in Hollyweird?

We're not supposed to cycle the rampant drug problem again for a few more weeks.

Get on schedule people!

I'm telling you, there is no way this chick can birth a healthy baby -- she's going to pop out a carton of Marlboro Reds and and a field mouse.

Sounds like she's hoping for a miscarriage - of justice!

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

ahaha...ha...ha...heh...uh...ummm...pffft...

@22 That is exactly what she is doing. I doubt she menstruates, due to her malnourishent, so I am sure she could not conceive.

I love me some Nicole baby! She is so cute and hippy chic you just want to give her kisses. Did I ever mention her sexy skin color, hair over one eye look and that little angelic face?

I wonder what the baby will look like!? And seriously what is up with her feet, those are some haggard ass toes.

@27 Brink - You have to stop sniffing your finger after you scratch you ass, it is melting your brain

@27 Brink - You have to stop sniffing you finger after you scratch you ass, it is melting your brain

Oh no, it's going to spawn?

Did a Flock of Seagulls re-form?

That's going to be one ugly ass, half-half-breed Pepe Le Pew m-f-er.

She's not preggers, she finally brokedown and ate a hamburger about a week ago. She is so emaciated that a single meal engorges her to the point of appearing with child. Her metabolism has so slowed that, not unlike an anaconda, she takes weeks to digest a simple lunch. So it's no kid, either a burger or a bellyful of jid. Take your pick.

Hum,, bra, and cleavage.......thats differant.

Who the hell is this nerd? At first look, before clicking on the pix, i thought he just shaved the side, but what a f'ing dork, bleached the sides, adn dyed the top? Geez, I've seen better heads on a zit. And then I squished them.

That is her boyfriend DJ Scro-Tem.

Hey Nicole,

I'm sorry to inform you, but you probably aren't really pregnant. Have you ever seen pictures of starving children in Africa? How they have those little bellies? That is called Edema...caused from a severe lack of blood protein. This is what happens to people who go months without eating. There is absolutely no way you are pregnant.

@24 the Boob Shots on your site have gotten a lot better under the new format. Nice job Bern.

uhoh she'll have to lighten up on the coke and eat a few meals... in no time she'll be fatter than ever MWAHAHAHAA

"Ugga Wagga Wiggwam"

Peter Pan and I think she'll have a cute baby and we have plans to fly away with it before anyone gets to see it, then she'll have to go to jail. Who is the ugga wagga
uggly guy with her?

She mated with skunk boy?

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHA

World's Ugliest Bebeh comin' right up!

Anorexics stop getting their periods...Nicole, you ain't got a bun in that oven......you just got amenorrhea

Ricci makes my throw up in my mouth.. a lot.

Even with bewbs there is no denying that THE MUMMY RETURNS!!! in these pics.

hey buttfuck:
#15==yea, who the hell iz
talkin about abortion clinicz?
your zuch a dumbazz..now, go
back to your dungeon!

If i was the judge who's in charge of her case.I would say;'oh yeah sure,Nicole Richie is pregnant and the earth is flat and water is dry as dust'.

Believe me folks,she isn't pregnant.Maybe she will one day but at the moment this girl's worst nightmare is a thick belly.

She'll be a Soccer Cadaver.

His hair looks cool, shame about EVERYTHING ELSE (Including Nicole)

http://www.hollywoodgirls.tv for news, photos and videos on Nicole and babywatch!

That little twig will spit that baby out no problem. Skinny + big pussy = pleanty of room for baby.

The worst that could happen is she will gain some weight and not be able to attend Paris Hilton's Party

How can she be pregnant?Her body doesn't let any material of fluid or solid substance inside.

Posted by Jimbo on June 18, 2007 12:30 PM
@27 Brink - You have to stop sniffing your finger after you scratch you ass, it is melting your brain

Excuse me Jimmy,
I have never ever sniffed my finger after scratching my ass. Now when I eat corn I will take a look in the toilet after taking a crap because it has always amazed me how it comes out whole no mater how much you chew it, but all this is for another day.
Have fun Jimmy,
Brink

she should just give it to angelina

You People all suck and immuture is all that comes to my mind "LOSERS"

A HOBBIT!! LMAO Thats funny. Her face looks more like an elf though. I wonder what her snatch looks like. Probably meat curtains. EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Why is this person even in the news all the time?
What has she done that's worth anything?
She's co-starred in a reality show. Big deal. She's the adoptive child of Lionel Richie. Who was a one hit wonder (the world "wonder" is highly debatable in his case) and disappeared. Where the hell did he get all his money in the first place? I don't know what the fucks wrong with the paparazzi these days. I mean how do they decide on picking a person and following them around so much we forget who they really are. NOTHING!

It's come down to this. I'm sending her 1000 condoms. durex condoms at that.

I feel sorry for that poser rocker wannabe she's with. He's REALLY trying to be famous!!
Nothing's worked so far and now he's dating this skeletor, just because she's always in the news.
He's a dirty whore.

Niiice!
How much?

I feel sorry for that poser rocker wannabe she's with. He's REALLY trying to be famous!!
Nothing's worked so far and now he's dating this skeletor, just because she's always in the news.
He's a dirty whore.

Niiice!
How much?

Oh no! She denied alcohol! She MUST be pregnant!

Dumbass tabloids.

I'm not sure what the problem is with her in these pics. She looks pretty good to me...and I know I will get someone calling me all kinds of witty names because of this not being a negative post...blah, blah, blah. I don't really give a flying shit because I liked her style and attitude back in her porkster stage and now when she's skins. She has a bite to her personality that cannot be bought with money. I know people judge someone by the circle they run with but I really think Nicole is smarter than any one of them, therefore she will always come out on top.

THe funny thing is it looks like her boyfriend Joel is eating all the food, the skinner she gets, the fatter he gets!!!

http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/music/img/1508_72437161_small.jpg

p.s. to star69:

Lionel Richie is FAR from being a one hit wonder. Besides being one of the members of the Commodores (does the song "Brick House" ring any bells?), he had FIVE #1 hits in the 80s and thirteen consecutive top ten hits. I'm not a hug Lionel Richie fan, but let's give credit where credit's due.

Star69-- Lionel Richie is FAR from a one hit wonder. You, however, are an asshole.

okay
theres no fucking way this bitch is preg
she barely way over 90 pounds
from anorexia and ect she doesnt have her period
now she seriously wants the public to believe she preg
so she can get out of jail time...
it's impossible for this hoe to be preg

okay
theres no fucking way this bitch is preg
she barely way over 90 pounds
from anorexia and ect she doesnt have her period
now she seriously wants the public to believe she preg
so she can get out of jail time...
it's impossible for this hoe to be preg

Little minx,she probably is pregnant. If I was that guy, I'd hit that as much as she'd let me. She'd have to get impregnated sooner or later.
Bang bang bang! Do that thang!
;)

I admit it. I want to fuck her. Something about her hair. With a vulcanized condom but I want to fuck her silly.

Nichole is sorta like me. She likes to lick guys azzholes and so do I. We are just sicko's. We love it, and we can't help it, so we are proud of it and if you don't like it then leave.