Jun 15 2007Nicole Richie is pregnant

FIRST!!!!

The father is a Catholic Priest.

The father is Mr Lionel Richi

There is no better reason to have a child than to use as a get out of jail free card.

That is unbelievable.

Jesus Christ what will that fucking baby look like? Definitely of the alien variety. Her being a mother is probably worse than my 7 year old niece being a mother.

This is it, This is the sign.....

Hah I need to learn to read better. My first pass through I thought it said John Madden.

she looks kinda cute pregnant....i know its nicole "chupacabra" richie..but...shit...i think i have a thing for pregnant chicks!

how can someone so malnourished even have working reproductive organs?

this seems next to impossible.

although the pregnancy would account for the increased boob size. those might even be an A. Good job nicole!

How the hell is she still ovulating at that size...

Impossible. she is so skinny, it is not healthy..well good luck

Having a baby to stay out of jail is almost as good an idea of having a baby to save a marriage.

Well, you know what? I'm really glad for her. I wish her luck!

How is this even gonna work? He body weight likely doubled as soon as he came inside her... disturbing, yes I know, and it of course brings up the issue of how one can stay aroused while rubbing their dick on what must feel like a cheese grater, namely the inside of her ribs. I bet that dude likes chicks to chew on his johnson when going down... sick fuck. It also amazes me that she is so anti-protein that she choose a cream pie instead of a cream face.

No child could survive in there. Her uterus is probably just full of cigarette ash and condom wrappers.

Congrats! I'm happy that she is pregos! I think that now, this will bring more purpose into her life! Congrats! Now.....she will be a thick chick! She'll probably look hitable! Can't wait to see the outcome!

based upon #15's & 16's in-depth research, it's scientifically impossible for this girl to be pregnant.

this rumor has to be false.

nooo, fuck you joel whateverthefuckyourlastnameis, nicole is mine!

16: awesome.

I want to believe this just for the comedy value...however I think that once you get to about 70lb the chances of you still having a working reproductive system are pretty damn slim. This combined with the STD's surging around her body make the chances of Nicole conceiving very remote.

Bern -

now you need to research how the middle chick in the DMBS is able to support those things with that halter top. She must have to inject steroids directly into her spine.

And that space where her boobs meet is going to give me nightmares for a week.

FRUSTRATED WITH MORNING NEWS REGARDING VAPID CELEBRITIES WHO HAVE EATEN LESS THAN A POUND OF FOOD, TOTAL, SINCE 1998?

CLICK MY LINK AND TREAT YOURSELF TO ANOTHER LINK THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO A PICTURE OF DISTURBINGLY MASSIVE BOOBS.

TOODLES.

I don't see how she can be pregnant. A female will stop ovulating when her body fat gets below 10%. She can't have more that 5% body fat

I'd hit that! Oh wait, no I wouldnt...ewwwww.....*vomit*

RE: 8. Posted by Josh on June 15, 2007 11:10 AM
Hah I need to learn to read better. My first pass through I thought it said John Madden.

Hee hee, that would be awesome. Let's spread that rumor, it's more interesting.

I love the "______ would make a better parent" things. And including inanimate objects just makes it funnier. Let me try it:

A drawer full of rusty knives would make a better parent.
A rickety tractor would make a better parent.
Floor covered in broken glass would make a better parent.

Wheeeeeee!!!!!

Wow- not much to say.... *hums to self*
It will be curious to see her with big milky boobs though.

I clicked on the Bern link: Jesus, that picture makes Nicole Richie look kinda good.

Fuck all of you assholes! Everybody can get pregnant! How do you think that your mom got pregnant with you, bitches! Congratultions....to NICOLE and JOEL!

Fuck all of you assholes! Everybody can get pregnant! How do you think that your mom got pregnant with you, bitches! Congratulations....to NICOLE and JOEL!

#15 heeeheee funny Rich- the cheese grater!

That spawn of satan and rotten sperm will be a freak.

Abort it, ASAP.

A baby to stay out of jail, amazing. Why are papparazi reporting on the lives of random crackwhores ?

hahahaha. i bet you paris is laughing in her jail cell repeating the phrase "whatever, you fat" ahahhaha

thats a little weird... nicole richie... mother? but she does kind of look pregnant. she has boobs now... and a little bit of a bulge... and a sort of motherly glow. i hope for the childs sake shes not still heavy on drugs.

29, really? everyone can get pregnant?

@35 WTC! She looks like an Ethiopian refugee. Where are you seeing boobs? My cat has bigger boobs than her and that little belly is from malnutrition

How is she physically able to deliver a baby? This is going to be interesting.
http://www.backlottalk.com
The movie studio life.

The only way she is preggers is if she found a used condom on the road and injected it in her box with a turkey baster. No one would fuck that.

ummm...yeah, pretty sure that Nicole Richie doesn't have enough fat to produce the hormones that cause ovulation.
Therefore...I'd said that she's just showing another sign of malnutrition. Her abdominal muscles are getting eaten away, since her body doesn't actually have any real food source coming in, so her internal organs are distending and causing a stomach pooch.

She and her baby can share clothes!

actually she looks better in these pics. you can't see her sternum anymore.

like all women she'll gain weight while pregnant so the baby will do her some good.

someone must have watched Knocked Up.

and she's not pregnant, lack of glucose and protein is making her go into delusions. she's just mistaking her swollen abdomen for a fetus.

@41 Jrz - You are ruthless!! I think I love you

I'm FRIST!!!
Hey Jimbo, what's happenin? When are you going to mow my lawn. And when did you become an expert on body fat and ovulation?!?!?

poor thing.

#41

excellent

HAHAHAH NUMBER 41!! LOL!!! =D

Someone should neuter these bitches (look at Britney's concept of motherhood), and avoid the spreading of bad genes.

Hey FRIST - I am on my way to mow your yard. I saw your new picture on your myspace page. It looks good!!!

Am I wrong about body fat and ovulation? That is the information I remember from my Human Sexuality class in college

41====My good zir bitch!
U'd like too zhare clothes with her
Coz you're a fucked up mother
juzt like her!

Maybe we'll all get lucky and she'll die in childbirth. If she makes is that far.

FRIST in the hizzouse....you can MOW my LAWN anyday.....oh. what?

Awww that's sweet, she'll be starving for two now !

No way she's pregant her womb ate itself years ago.

That's right I said womb

People, people she eats. Remember that time her teeth scraped the bun on that cheeseburger? Or the other time when her tongue touched that piece of pizza? Let's not forget that "smoothee" she constantly carries around. The Smoothee Prop.

What a uzelezz bitch
Zhe'll do a mom az dumb az jrz
Coked whore BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

So thats why shes been gaining weight. She looks a lot better now than she did a few months ago thats for sure

#58 time to change your tampoon again?

Prettybaby===bitch
Don't you know
virginz don't wear tampoon
It would hurt my ding dong.

Although I hope it's not a girl because she'll have some massive jealousy of the little thing. You see, Nicole's main ambition in life is to get back down to her birthweight......Ba Dum Bum

Nah, she is just like those Ethiopian kids with a distended beely from no food. All she is missing are the flies. Oh, wait, they are all around her "vageena"

#61- I see..... I beg your *ahem* pardon

Cool beans... is that a pearl drink she's holding? =)

Jrzz
====ztupid cunt
Ztop uzing my name!
You wizh you could be me
Cauz that will make U a virgin again
You can dream
BITCH

Just finished "The Verge of Psychosis: An Aspiring Actor's Journal," and man, it was awesome. It completely reminded me of my experiences first moving to Hollywood, and all of the scams out here. If you are thinking about moving to Hollywood, I recommend reading this first...

ugh why must stupid people reproduce.. the world is bad enough.

Senor Kelli, with an i.....I don't have to pretend to be you to make a fool our of you....you do that fine all by yourself.

jrzz, you are just an old grumpster. Geez

CB also failed to post the other pics of her where she looks completely FLAT from the side. someone wants attentionn

jrz
====cunt
But U have to pretend to be me
to be a virgin again
coked zlut

zzkrazzihozztkelzizzz, you e-harmony reject, wtf is your problem? do they not teach English in your special ed program?

JRZ, kudos for #41. awesome!

sadly, i give this pregnancy two months before her body absorbs the fetus.

My theory is she is spreading the rumor herself so that people think her little African-malnourished-baby-belly is due to pregnancy and not anorexia. Because it's, like, SO MUCH COOLER to be preggers than to have an eating disorder in Hollywood.

#72 What happened to all the zweetnezz and happinezz you used to pozt?

If I'm not mistaken, Wally....I mean, Kelli, I mean jus'stupid...you're a fuck of a lot older than jrzmommy. And an invalid.

73
ponk==dickhead
I don't have to be in zpecial zchool
Unlike you
douchebag

#74 Honestly polypam- you could be right on that.

I doubt it, but it's possible, and by the way, WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU?

????????
Who the fuck iz wally ===76??

Thanks Jimbo, and Hello, FISHSTICK!!!
And you are right about the body fat ovulation thing, that is why anorexic stop having periods. But I think you exaggerated when you gave her credit for 5%. I think it's more like 1%. Good GOD, I can picture her pregnant and being able to see the baby's face sticking out of her belly. I'm gonna puke.

81, she wouldn't need a sonogram, it would be like a 3d, just looking at you....Dude you hit it right. That stuff is funny, but I don't know why....

My good friend Smelli is out her mind again...
Didn't take your pillZ thiZ morning? ZZZZ

Lionell Richie is a fucking moron. This is what happens when you waste your money on a bunch of crackers, you dunce

It would be cool if the lil bitch did get titties...She's going to look like a dog tick full of blood when she is 8 months along, if it lasts that long.

How is anything Lionel Ritchie's fault? All he did was put out some really bad music...

I'm positive that even the most rabid Right to Life freak AND the Vatican would say OK to an abortion in this particular situation. Even a partial-birth job.

are those boobs i see? is it possible that i'm actually finding her attractive? did i REALLY just drink the whole bottle of gin just a moment ago? poodle fish roger ok!

It's funny how these little sluts can remember to gobble up their little pills regularly (Ecstacy, Valium, Zoloft, Quaaludes, etc etc) but forget to take that one little pill called BIRTH CONTROL

no way can she have a baby. She weighs 14lbs.
can u imagine the role model she'll be if she does have this baby?
how to get in all the right clubs?
who has the best coke?
who has the best cock?
I betcha 10 bucks that she makes that cocktunnel paris the godmother....

mia=====zatan bitch

you take pillz
that doezn't mean everybody doez

fucking zatan muzt have been hard today
moron

Shaun, that's hilarious. But you didn't save me any :(

[phone rings]

[nicole] [unintelligible]

[paris] nicole, it's paris.

[nicole] oh, hey. i'm actually glad you called. You know how you went to, uh, jail and stuff?

[paris] I'm still there.

[nicole] oh, because, uh, like, I think i'm going to have to go there too and stuff.

[paris] ok, well, like, don't fall for any 'get out of jail free' card tricks from Lee Baca, okay? Because those, like, don't work. And don't get me started on what I had to do for that card either, okay? Oh, and you don't get any good meds in the medical ward.

[nicole] you don't? what am I gonna do?

[paris] i don't know...are you still starving yourself?

[nicole] yea, but lately i've grown a pot belly from the malnutrition. I look like one of those UNICEF kids or something. Or pregnant.

[paris] gross! start mixing your meds with vitamins - wait, did you say you look pregnant?

[nicole] uh, yea, i think so. that's when your belly starts sticking out of your shirt, right? it's so gross.

[paris] sounds like it, i think - ask your doctor what that looks like. But check with your lawyer too, it might get you out of jail. i was talking to my roommate-

[roommate] cell mate!

[paris] -oh right, sorry. My cell mate and I were just talking about how if I were pregnant they might have let me out of having to actually go to jail.

[nicole] that's a great idea! i'll go tell my publicist.

[paris] listen, i gotta go. my roommate-

[cellmate] cell mate, bitch!

[paris] - sorry! gosh! my CELL MATE - you happy now? - is rubbing her toothbrush on the floor, and I can't concentrate on talking when she does that. I'll talk to you later.

[click]

What she doesn't realize is that there are babies born in prisons every day...WAKE UP HOLLYWOOD...YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL!

94
jrz
==========
did you give birth in prizon?
Coz you seem to know a lot about it.
Bitchez

Well, THAT was predictable, Senor Kelli. Yeah, I did give birth in prison...I also learned how to make a garrot out of my state-issued comb and the loose threads of my prison grays when I was there....wanna meet up so I can show you what I do with it?

#95 Can you just do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Just shut up I'm so fucking sick of you I want hit you in the face with an axe. I hate people with down's syndrom. No offense to people with down's syndrom.

FRIST - how is the new job going? It is not the same around here with out you. We now have asshole like buttuglykelli that is only a virgin becasue nobody, not even her dog will bone her. And Mia, the French Candian Bacon moron that just wants to give all of these celbs a hug.

The best is fifi, aka danYELL. the dumb ignant ho was trying to fool everyone that she was not DanYELL

96====bitch

I bet you became pregnant
by kizzing one of your zmelly zellmate
Grozz

95, you are probably a 5 ft 3 in, 400 lb black man with little sausages for fingers, and all you can do is reach the keyboard from your bed.

98
What have i done?

I remember...
I did say once that i'd like to hug Paris Hilton until she choke and die...
Sorry, I thought you hate Paris too Jimbo.

Jimbo, the only reason I'm on here is that I'm alone in the office for a change. Hey you never emailed me back on mySpace!!!
Ok, I'll marry you.
Oh, and the only cool thing about my job is that I get off at 1:00 on Fridays. Yayyy...I can start drinking way earlier!

i thought it was a burger

103, Now that is the best thing I've read all day. It's time for a drink...

You all have fun at "work"....I'm heading for a beer

Your God! Jimbo!
You remember that?? I only said it once! What a pervert you are...

Mia - sorry, there has been plenty of stuff in the past to rip on you for, but sense you hate buttuglykelli and have been ripping on her for the last couple of days you are OK

yes, Senor Kelli, I became pregnant by kissing another woman......Does ANYONE want to explain how that works to it? Yes? No? Shoot it?

105 WAIT FOR ME!!!

107
Thanks... I'm kind of touch... And if feels good...

Mia - I am not sure which part to take as a complement. I think I like the pervert part best

Mia - I am not sure which part to take as a complement. I think I like the pervert part best

Me too jimbo
Pervert are funny.

#108 YEAH, LET'S JUST SHOOT IT.fucking capslock ...
Wait it's only 10:49 here. I can't drink yet. I'm not sure it's allowed at the office. Plus it's a long drive home. Although it would make the commute that much more interesting...

A better story would make a better story. Jeez.

FRIST - I can't get to myspace from work. The commi bastards block everything. I am not on my compyuter much at home, but I will send you an e-mail this weekend.

When do you want the big day to be?

mia====zlut
you like pervertz??
Like your lover zatan?

bitch

This is last weeks news.... already heard it.

anyways I love nicole richie. shes so funny and down to earth.

Oh any time after the psychological evaluations..assuming you pass. Well, me as well. We all know I'm crazy...

kelLIE... you seem to be devolving... and I bet your knuckles are scraping the pavement.

Kelli
That is one sick fixation you have on satan...

First - What if I don't want you to pass? I like you the way you are

its only 10:49?!?!! what kind of crazy, non-drinkin at work universe are you stuck in?!

Qrazehotkellee,

You are just as stupid as Paris, Lindsay, Nichole and Britney. Like them, you refuse to admit that you make yourself look like a dumbass. Instead, you stubbornly continue with your behavior as if you think you are proving something.

You are a pure idiot.

Joel madden isn't half as sleazy as some of the Cisco, etc. stuff these party zoners date.

Congratulations if it's true, it could pull her out of her disorder if she's eating for two for her own health & welfare.

Joel Madden ought to be embarrassed that he got caught hitting that. The dude must like getting it on with coat hangars and bags of sticks, too.

125
she's not even eating for one! She just won't make it...

Oh don't worry Jimbo, there's no way I'd pass. Oh and Fishstick...I KNOW!!! WTC! I think I'm going CRAZY...oh wait we already established that. I'm counting down, hmm..2 more hours, but then it's a half hour drive home, so clearly I'll have to stop at the quickie mart first to get something for the ride home...maybe Jimbo should drive me.

Just looking at her made me go eat 2 pieces of cake and drink a fully loaded with crap pepsi. Fuck you nicole!

she's going to give birth to a celery stalk?

In case we have all forgotten.....TCLTC.

Amen.

Veggi, mmmm cake....and a Pepsi sounds really good right now. I don't usually drink sodas, but I have a bit of a hangover today. So throw in some whiskey send some my way!

FRIST! Wild Turkey and peach moon shine at my house!

How can she be showing this much already. 2 weeks ago she had no bump at all. I guess if you have a bmi of 0 and eat an m&m, it would show.

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/nicole_richie_west_hollywood_01.jpg

If she is truly having the baby to avoid jail then she is, and I find a hard time believing anyone could be, dumber than her pal Paris.

Thanks

u guyz are slutz
this site suckz
virginz rule
jrz is a name for a cow
frizt is fizted every nite
by fizhztickz dick.

I love Nicole!!! Also she HAS gained some weight and you people won't admit it. 2006 was her worst year.

What a stupid bitch!!!!!!!!
she is way to thin to carry it!!!
WTF!
She just don't want to go to jail.

she's a fat bitch! lol

Sure, because no one would arrest a pregnant woman. WTF? This chick needs to visit a jail sometime. Theres pregnant women all over the place.

My god the people that get in and say "first" are so fucking gay.

this is bolagna. i dont believe it

#6 - You called?

Silly silly meat puppets... Dad gave Roman Polanksi as a prophet and gave him a vision of the future. He even told him to cast Mia Farrow in the part. Of course not even Dad saw that whole 13 year old girl thing coming... Talk about having his head up his heavenly posterior... The Holy Ghost and I never let Dad forget that one...

Anyways... REPENT! The spawn of Lucifer comes forth from the loins of the clueless one... And yes, she DID mate with a jackal... It only took 3 hits of X and a Vodka Redbull....

The Big JC

@137 -- Uh, ninaninabobina bananafannafofina, what exactly has "Nicole" done to make you love her? Is middle school out already???

Go nicole! I wondered why her boobs seemed bigger in the last series of papa shots I been seeing. diggin' on the shades 2!

No, but high school is. If you go to the forum I have 32,000 posts there. I'm sure some of them explain why I love her so much.

Nina- 16 and a half? Jesus Christ.

Hey FRIST - I would be happy to drive you home. Can I spend the night too?

Nicole isn't unhealthy anymore. She's just very thin.

136: Cuntmonkey - your little comments are very cute...kiss your daddy with that tongue? PS - when Papa "gives you his love," you are no longer a virgin, sweetie.

I think it is a great thing.. Maybe she will be a wonderful mother.. Ya'll are no one to judge, look at your own lives.

Veggi - that explains why she like Nicole so much.

Sure Jimbo, but we have to pick up Veggi cause she has alcohol, and fishstick too because buttuglykelli says that I get fisted by fishstick's dick. Wait...what?!?!
I knew kelli had down's syndrome.

i will bring the fists!

Unfuckingbelievable! gulgul and nina and all you other 12 year olds....I hear your mom calling.

I don't see how Nicole's stomach can be from malnutrition when she has clearly gained weight since her unhealthy days. It could be when anorexic girls gain weight you see it go to their stomach first. I can't see her being pregnant.

Hey Fishstick - we are going to have a good time FRIST and Veggi are hot!!!!

At least liking Nicole is better than liking Paris or Lindsay so I could be off worse.

Jimbo: How?! you and frist are 3 hours behind me, veggi's stuck in central time and me? im juuuuuuust right. Hollah!

That would explain why she's getting FAT.

i have no idea what i mean. must be all the cheese heroin.

Fishstick.... ;)
Oh yeah, and that wasn't really kelli, the link says wiki...idiot something. Hey!!!! only 45 more muthahfucing minutes and it's WEEKEND AT FRIST'S. Just like weekend at Bernie's but more dead bodies.

Nina - What do you know about this? You are 16 and almost a half. I think I stopped using the half thing when I was 4. You are so star struck with all of these anorexic models that you think any female over 102 pounds is fat. Why don't you put your time and effort into somthing more worth wild. You live in New York I am sure there are 100s of things you could do with your time than being consumed by these worthless people

You mock, but the baby tee came about in just that way--models literally squeezed their skinny selves into actual toddler t-shirts, the kind with the little seams along the shoulder. That was back in the 90s, I think, when models first started living on cigarettes and sperm.

If she's pregnant, it's the second coming, because it's very unlikely anyone that thin even has a cycle--periods stop, baby-making equipment stops. It's a last ditch attempt to stay out of jail, simple as that.

If it is true, let's hope the same karma police that got Paris will send the proper authorities and take the kid away before Nicole decides it needs to be on the same diet as her.

Hey...um...JIMBO, have you seen fishstick??? She's HOT!! You know she's not a dude, right?

Fishstick - Pick up Veggi and the booze and meet me at FRIST house. It is the one with the 3 feet high lawn in the front. You can drag yourself home Monday morning

Thats right Jimbo! Frist knows it! my butts asleep. Hey Frist, why dontcha grab some massage oil and come rub my rump awake.....:-D

nina - "16 and almost a half", makes you ... 16. Certainly there is teen chat room calling out for you.

Yayyyy!!!!! Party at FRIST'S!!! I have a pool and a bbq and a trampoline. It'll be a blast! Just watch out for the dead bodies...

K! I'm there ya'll! I'll bring the liquor. Fishstick, you bring the porn, FRIST, you bring the popcorn, and Jimbo, you bring the viking helmets and water wings.

Ok fishstick, but which scent? I have like 6, and one that warms...

I don't think Nicole is a good weight at all and now I'm 16 and 8 and a half months. I think Nicole needs to gain 20 pounds. I have been spending much less time on here and I'll be gone from the computer for two months.

I already have porn, but I'd be more interested to know what kind of sick shit fishstick is in to...:)

HOLLY SHIT - This is a dream come true. Like I said, I can't get to myspace from work. Sorry Fishstick.

Damn, booze and 3 hot women at FRIST all weekend. I may not make, but at least I will go with a smile on my face

im into DIY porn! Jimbo - you're responsible for booking the camera crew, mmmkay?

Jimbo - used to have pictures up at a domination site i used to work at....www.nutcrackersuite.com.
doubt i'm still up there though, search for "mistress lexi"

POST SOMETHING ELSE! -bored-

Nina, I just went to your site. When I saw the pics of Gemma, I threw up in my mouth a little. That is the most disgusting person I have ever seen in my life! She makes nicole look fat! How can you look up to women like that? I'm not saying that all models are bad roll models, but you have the skinniest most anorexic looking people on your site to look up to.

And by now I guess you're 16 and 8 1/2 months, 3 hours and 4 seconds old!

correction: www.nutsuite.com. and i am no longer up there, but you can get a mental picture im sure ;)

Guys, give her a break. She´s having a baby and that´s a good thing!

Fish - I am all over it!!! I could not find anything at Nutcracker. I will check out your myspace page tonight.

Kaitlin, be careful. If you come to this site and defend the people the superfish makes fun of, you're in for a verbal beating... just a warning.

I don't know much about this but a bulemic girlfriend once told me if you are that skinny because of whatever eating disorder over a longer period of time you will most likely end up infertile. Have things changed? I mean seriously thats quite a depressing fact I would say and I've met people you would wish some hope for. Some fish really have all the luck.

I will have to check it it out home. If I can not get to Myspace, there is no way in hell I am getting there. I already have a good mental picture

p.s. My Bob Barker article just went up and it includes a shot of Bob and a woman with Disturbingly Massive Breasts.

A lethal combo.

Beer and a trampoline........... I see very bad things. We better put our viking helmets on.

It isnt a baby. Somehow she has collected so many STD's that they have mutated, melded together to form into a living thing all its own. The birth will be something like Alien.

Its just evolution, people ...

Wait Jimbo, if you can't get on mySpace at work, and you haven't had time to email me, when did you see that I put a new pic up? Sounds Fishy to me. Fish-sticky! I like me because I amuse myself.

It's ok veggi, I have a net around it.

wondertwin powers activate! form of: veggi's viking helmet!

we really need to meet in a mutually agreed upon centrally located area of the world and just be diiiiirty.rowr.

Illinois? Chicago?

FIRST - I was out there Wednesday morning. I was home waiting for the guys to come install some new carpet. I was only out there for a few of minutes before they showed up and I was perving over your new picture I did not get a chance to e-mail you.

Denver Colorado

That could be arranged. I have a friend there.

i dont have a friend in denver, but never been. could take a detour there on the way to vaca in seattle. Veggi, you up for it?

WOOWWW!!!
http://parishilton.snagapic.com

That sounds good to me. I will be there the last week of June

This story is a lie - the undead cannot reproduce.

I don't see how she could actually have a baby. Her body doesn't have enough nutrients or sustenance for HER - and a baby can't really grow off of cocaine residue in the bloodstream.

#17 Andre P. Miles
You said......"Congrats! I'm happy that she is pregos! I think that now, this will bring more purpose into her life!""

Are you a fucking psycho?! She is supposed to correct her fucked up life by bringing a baby into it? The druged up anorexic bitch can't even take care of HERSELF much less a baby. HAving kids didn't keep Whitney Houston or Courtney Love off the pipe.

Kim, I don't look up to thin women at all. My favorite celeb bodies are that of Jessica Biel and Halle Berry. I like Gemma as a model because she's very versatile.

OK... I failed to spot any mention of how fuckin' pissed off Hilary Duff is going to be when she hears about this. And why the hell would Joel hit that raw??!

When will you mortals do my bidding? I want one of you down there with a magnum the day this tramp gets out of prison... I promise you will receive a personalized trip to Xanadu (Fucking seriously... It is a real palce... I just thought I would give you all a teaser through Samuel Taylor Coleridge.).
I will also be giving free "Design A Universe" tips and "Omnipotense At Home" kits to ANYONE who has the chutzpah to off this whore and take one for the team... Last chance people... I can make it worth your while...

Jesus "The Big Kahuna" Christ

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0615parishilton0615inmates-CR.html

See link for targeting information....

Your Savior

her uterus is a very sad place.

I am sure she has stopped menstruating because of low body fat.
There's not a chance in hell she could get pregnant at that weight.

I am sure she has stopped menstruating because of low body fat.
There's not a chance in hell she could get pregnant at that weight.

You've got to be kidding me. I've been trying to get knocked up for 2 years and it hasn't happened; and I'm a healthy normal woman. This anorexic, drug addled twig gets knocked up just like that? Yeah, I'm bitter.I would imagine getting preg would make an anorexic totally freak out; to go from worrying abt "I'm so fat" to being freakin preggers and looking like a blimp.Well, maybe she will get better for her child and it will end up saving her life. But I'm still bitter dammit.

Someone put a blonde wig on ET and boned it and somehow it got knocked up. If this isn't a sci-fi movie I don't know what is.

pregnancy is good, it will khelp her put on a little weight. but why is she having a baby with Joel? could she not have cheated?

Hollywood either has a severe condoom shortage or many of the actresses have a severe common sense shortage...or both...because this is insane! What is up with all these actresses/famous people getting pregnant? I can understand certain actresses becoming wives who want children but Nichole Richie isn't married or anything! Not to mention her out of control behavior that is likely to continue without serious help. And what is up with some people thinking a baby will help her fix her problems? Babies do not fix problems. Rehabilitation doctors and psychiatrists do. She either needs to get an abortion (if she REALLY is pregnant), or get her life together before the baby is born. Otherwise the poor child will end up either injured, placed in foster care, or as an out-of control child who grows up to be a total screw-up!

fucking cunt. it's taking me forever to get pregnant and i'm normal size. this string bean, karen carpenter wanna be gets preggo from a banana.

fuck her and her shrunken uterus

@211 "And what is up with some people thinking a baby will help her fix her problems?"

I guess that's based on the estimation that one can grow due responsibility, while that is definatley true I would say thats not quite the part she should try to start with; she's not even eating enough for herself how's that supposed to work out?

this has got to be some kind of joke. i can't even imagine nicole ritchie wanting to touch a kid, much less having one of her own. i must say though: this girl usually drinks buttloads of coffee, but she's got a mysterious pink drink in hand instead. (more than a cup a day of coffee is bad for pregnant women)

"If they move, kill 'em."

NINA - cute,sweet,girl: are you trying to get us arrested? Our language, our suggestions - Jesus Christ you could have at least lied about your age or not said anything. I guess we can all chat mano a mano with Paris now or forever live as "Superfish Posters One Step In Front Of The Law".

Channeling Dr. Phowstus Channeling Richard:
With her creamy complexion and Joel's graceful physique, their offspring could very well embody the charmingly healthful American DNA which, as the proverbial "melting pot", is the envy of the breeding world. An added plus is the almost certain curly hair and we may very well be witnessing the birth of the next Shirley Temple. Dance lesson gift certificates would be a thoughtful and practical shower present for this very special time. Best wishes to the well-matched couple.

I miss those days when she looked healthy and awesome on the first season of the simple life. Please, let her go back to that.

#168
Maybe Wally's Golden Wooden Horse. Or Wally's Blue Balls Thinking of the Woodhorse. Or Trojan Wally's Wooden Horse. Woodhorse Galloping the Hills of Wally? Wally Dreams and Woodhorse Screams? Perhaps Kressley's Not So Secret Love: The Greatest Love Story Yet Untold.

Anybody who posts more than one post per thread is a obviously a shut-in desperate for human contact moron type. just sayin...

thiz iz my 1zt. real pozt:
unfuckinbelieveable:
U fuckerz muzt of been fuckin
bored to fuckin death today...

1zt. jrzmommy, I zaid nothing
to U..fake..fake.fake.allday!

lookz like techclerk, ruby, jimbo,
who ever the fuck elze had a fuckin
field day with my name today...
hope it waz fun for everyone...
stupid fuckerz...boy..zomeone clearly
hatez jrzmommy..to trazh her like
that,,,damn..U got zome real friendz
in here...

to the rezt of U F'erz...
I put a zpell on U
and now your mine...
think about that bitchez...

people that skinny dont get thier periods and people who dont get their periods cant get pregnant

BaldAsBritney and false join the ranks of Ignorant-And-Proud-Of-It who so self-rightously enjoy how knowledgeable they are that they have to parade the words falling out of their mouths like their new fake fingernails.

Just sayin.

I would also say that it takes all kinds to keep the threads interesting but actually there are a few kinds that do not contribute so much.....

ummmm....didn't she JUST find out she was preg....i don't see a need for maturinity clothes til she's like 3-4 months....like last week she was a rail

Someone that skinny can't possibly be ovulating. It's obviously kwashiorkor. Way to go Nicole for bringing third-world diseases to Hollywood. What next - Cholera? (great one for weight loss) Malaria? Typhoid?

mia, you are always saying "your God"
to others. Now, if your are screwing
the devil, then of course you know their
has to be a God, dipshit.

I am so fucked up right now. My mouth is
getting tired from all of these blowjobs.
woodhorse, where are you?

what r u guys talking about she looks good now thts shes pregnant got boobs and u cant even see her bones, collar bones and such, she IS a tiny person but there are no bones so she is healthy duh

I thought your periods stopped when you had anorexia. Does getting pregnant means she's healed?

#225 PrettyBaby - I have been up most of the night with Fishsticks and Veggi in Viking Helmets - laughed my ass off. I have said that laughter is a powerful aphrodisiac but evidently it also depends on who is creating the joke because this wasn't sexy AT ALL. I left when the fisting started.

#10,#11,#12,#18,#21,#24,#38,#40,#90,#127,
#138,#156,#164,#183,#199,#206,#221,#224 - thanks to your scientific input, it is now known that all those starving children born to starving mothers in Sudan (and other nations) are all liars. Everybody quit sending money to them, those children are a figment of their imaginations because the above experts have explained how starving women cannot get pregnant.

Please also contact Planned Parenthood about this miraculous new FREE birth control so they can start distributing pamphlets immediately.

The benefits of their collective genius does not end there: since there is now going to be a dramatic drop in the requests for food, Brazil can quit producing all those cows (except for Ambrosia, Fish you know I would never cross off your girlfriend) and global warming will be greatly reduced.

lohan & hilton better hurry & get knocked up so their offspring can all go to juvie together & have connecting rooms at The Sacred Heart of Healing Trash Rehab Center

She just looks like she needs to fart...

I love me some Nicole baby! With that cute little angelic face, sexy hair over one eye look and that beautiful skin color she is drop dead gorgeous!

225 what a fuckin whore, looks like
woodhorse has a secret crush. better
be careful, looks like alot of dicks
got blowed last night.

Wow, woodhorse, you actually took the time to look up everyone who made a post about that AND make a long-winded political post that nobody cares about?

How sad.

#234 "took the time" - if you aren't reading the posts why do you come here? I think this place is entertaining.

If no one cares that Nicole is/isn't pregnant, why are there 234 posts under that subject?

Do you know what "political" means? How about "medical"?

Please continue to keep us posted on what 'everyone' thinks - although I don't think you would actually know that.

#234=zhut your fuckin face, go with
the fuckin flow.....
whoever wrote my name on the other site
that I want to be a lezbo, hey, I am
seriously thinking ...

eww that is disgusting how can she be pregnant when she looks like a damn stick man. come on now. she don't even eat nothing. man what was joel be thinking. i can't believe he did it with that skinny stick

That's not a baby-bump, she just had an entire triscuit.

This bitch is scum.
Not only has she never worked a day in her life,she's famous for being a fuckwit.
She has no concept on reality or life & probably thinks a baby "Is like a new puppy,like".
Fucking Cunt!

mia=U R not the devilz prom
fuckin date...he doezn't take
U out in public..U R not that
popular..UR the fat pig he keepz
at home only to buttfuck, zo ztop
uzing that zcrean name,buttfuckerho.

BTW
bow to my hawtnez
U cumlove bitchez

http://img469.imageshack.us/my.php?image=egadtu5.jpg

#241=U zure like being me
what a fuck'n boring life
U have....

so, from what I read, prettybaby
iz a guy...thatz funny coz he actz
like a fuckin girl in theze poztz...
according to woodhorze.

#242 Who can say? I know I am female but everyone else will have to make up there own mind about what they are.

And then there is one who is SO HOT that he starts all kinds of shit and gets away with it constantly.

I think I'll start working on another bedtime story...

#243=keep your bedtime ztoriez to
yourzelf...and yea, U forgot to
type in *67 the other nite and I
have the cell phone # and I know
where U called from.....checked it
out.
the only perzon who thinkz they're
zo HOTT iz U..thatz right..on all
theze poztz, all U do iz start shit..
if anyonez a bitch, itz U!

she's looking a hell of a lot healthier- you can't see those bones at the top of her chest and she actually has boobs.

so when she got done for drinking and driving she was pregnant? greeeeat.

IF she got pregnant to avoid jailtime she is SCUM! Much worse than Paris Hilton.

Ugga Wagga Wigwam!

Peter Pan, this girl kind of looks a little like you..how can she be pregnant if she's a boy? Meet me in your secret tree Peter, I have a surprise for you.
Love, TigerLilly

let me guess..

paris hilton gets pregnant next!had a fling with a policeman for a free cookie and conveniently gets knocked up in attempt to rival nicole ritchie.

Looks good here. Still thin, but her skin has a volume to it that makes her beautiful. She looks flush with life, I like it.

She still MENSTRUATES??????? That is really astonishing, considering she is so malnourished.

Actually, what's more astonishing is that someone would want to fuck a stick figure. But, you know, whatever...fetishes will be fetishes...