Jun 8 2007Mila Kunis was born with no ass

YOU SUCK BASTARD!

more assholes to come:

...my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon....

there's your dose of sir mix-a-lot for the day.

See what I mean?

She should borrow some from Kim Kard-ass-ian.

I think it's a good thing she doesn't have an ass or otherwise, those shorts would completely not fit her.

lol #3

She has no ass because she is just tiny

she does a perfect voice over on family guy. The chick that get's no attention.

Not attractive at all. Plus the fact that does Meg's voice on Family Guy doesn't help her cause. I'd still bang her though.

hey now, some of us are just gluteally challenged and we can't help that.

Meg or Ron... I'm going Ron.

You're one picky bastard. I'd love to see you post a pic of your wife, who's probably 50lbs overweight, and has legs made of cottage cheese.

That is all...

Oh, and one more thing... why not focus on the camel toe. I like focusing more on the camel toe than on the butt.

#12 Why are you so offended? Are you hitting it? If so, good luck with that.

That's what happens when you just try to starve yourself and not build muscle.

hey, she's GORGEOUS. just because she doesn't have it sluttily spilling out of her posed trunk like kim whatever doesn't mean she's not still beautiful. she is a huge part of why guys watched that 70s show, lol. and I'm sticking up for her because she was my favorite character. that's right, I'm defending her based on what was solely a fiction story. whatev yo!

the guy in pic #4 is wondering where her ass is

Let's see some butt cleavage.

I'd still put my pee pee in there.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I THINK SHE'S HOT. I WOULD KILL TO HAVE HER BODY, I SAY GOOD JOB, AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

Her ass is still rounder than Alba's.

She has the body of a thin 40-year-old thanks to reliance on being naturally thin as opposed to, say, doing a little strength training. Compare and contrast with Kate Hudson, also naturally thin.

Discuss amongst yourselves ... I'm getting a little verklemp.

Fish missed the real Mila story that came out today. Her flashing her cute little titties for the camera.

Check it out. Nice!

www.egotastic.com

oh jesus christ thats disgusting.

how is that even possible. she needs to eat and sit more. fuck.

Baby's got (negative) back!!

Hey Fish - you can reuse this one. You have my permission:
"this plank of wood I found in the dumpster has more curves on its backside than her."

Sound better?

Meanwhile, she does fit in the category of Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman, which is one step above 10 year old boy. Can we get a bit more bootie up in here?

Ya know what she's pretty lucky though. I mean she could be stuck with a huge shapless cattage cheese ass which is way more common.

Think about it, she could easily get butt implants, its hard to keep a fat ass looking good. even lipo doesnt make it perfect and working out well... we all fall off the wagon sometimes.

#24 - AFJ, the pic is a fake - Mila's head on a body double, according to the site you posted.

Really? Crap. I wasn't able to get all the way to it due to web blocking.

Does that mean I have to give this soiled tissue back?

Ok, now that I have been warned I will do her from the front to eliminate the risk of me chipping my hip bone on her bony bent ass.

I think I would still nail her though.

It's called bad genes! I blame my father personally. Apparently my body decided to make up for no ass in chest size. You have to work with what was given to you. I found me a breast man and married him.

"I want a toilet seat made out of pure gold but it's just not in the cards..."

I had to accept having no ass a long time ago....

It's called bad genes! I blame my father personally. Apparently my body decided to make up for no ass in chest size. You have to work with what was given to you. I found me a breast man and married him.

"I want a toilet seat made out of pure gold but it's just not in the cards..."

I had to accept having no ass a long time ago....

I am sorry to tell you that not all women are born with fat asses and we should not feel like something is wrong with us because of this.- I remember when women went to the gym trying to make their butts smaller, now it is get it as large as you can!!! and butt implants??? I don't think so!

Better than being a fatso

It is really hard to rip on Mila. It is not her fault she has no ass. I think the problem is the superfish is all ass and it pisses him off to see someone with no ass.

And WTC the superfish got his ass out of bed early today?

Aww she's adorable, butt or no butt!

I figure the Superficial Guy'd still try to stick his finger in it.

What does this have to do with Paris Hilton?

38: No butt.

I love Mila Kunis, she's not corrupted by Hollywood like some other young celebs get. Plus, I LOVE Family Guy and think she doesn't get enough credit for her work.

BTW: is she still dating Macaulay Culkin

I cant believe she was engaged to him. Ick.

Although, that means I may have a chance with her!

yeah i thought her an mccauly were engaged. that always weirded me the eff out.

No ass = best ass. It's what's up front that counts.

I guess you don't go for the Lolita aesthetic, eh 'fish?

I'd rather have Mila's ass than JLo's for instance which has it's own zip code I hear.

She is in ass overdraft.

That's why every year I donate my Christmas bonus to the "save-an-ass" fund.

She's no Meg Griffin.

T is great but T&A is so much better.

To be honest, it doesn't look bad. I think this is the reason why people get cut up by surgeons, like KK, instead of working what they have. I love her, she's great.

Forget about her ass, look at her vagina - it's awesome!! It starts about a foot above where most start, in a magical and humungous V.

Mmmmm....that's good vagina!

who?

Bitch needs to eat a cheeseburger... that'll give her some boooootayyyyyyy

Feed her a couple of KFC mashed potatoo bowls for a fortnight drenched in Kurdsh honey, that ass will become mighty shapely. Then my tongue will detach itself from my mout and hop, skip and jump to lodge itself firmly between her sweet cheeks and experience tonguegasms. But that's okay, I'm giving thermonuclear wedgies to Hyde and Kelso with my plutonium powered pinkies, and bitch slapping Valderama and Topher with my pleasant but pernicious patellas. Because that is why I'm awesome and don't need alien goo to make me awesome. You're not. So cry.Like the simpering girl you are. Use a handkerchief you cur!

Doesn't that bitch date Macauley Culkin?

Why isn't the Superfish guy posting the HILarious photo of Paris bawling in the back of the squad car??? WAKE UP FISHMAN!!!

Check it out on TMZ.

#55
lastangelman-
Your message must be subliminal. I now have to leave my computer and go get a mashed potato bowl.

Good job sir.

PARIS HILTON ORDERED BACK TO JAIL.

First Paris, next... OSAMA!!!

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
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Her parents are going to sue the shit out of the LA sherifs office. For Paris this must be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

and women like big penis's but they cant always get that ;-) give the girl a break. shes fcking gorgeous.

I may have such wet my fucking pants.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

She was taken from court screaming.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Earlier, a crying Hilton was taken to court in a police car Friday for a hearing on her early release from jail.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, YOU FUCKING SPOILED LITTLE CUNT!!!!

I have to say I knew yrs ago when that 70's show started that Mila had no ass. I tried to ignore it but you could tell by the pants she wore that she was ass challenged. They can do something with implants now to fix that so there's no excuse anymore.

June is Gay Pride Month!!!!

Thanks for the tip.

-note to self-
cancel vacation to San Francisco.

Donkey - I hate donkey's right now.

Check this shit out: www.angryferretjones.com

Nice website.

By the way I'm not named after that donkey. Actually my full name is Donkey Hole.

Nice. I am a big fan of the Hole.

Who cares she's so pretty. Plus. I think its kinda the shorts.

I think she's cute and I would do her except for the fact that I'd be getting Macaulay Caulkin's sloppy seconds. And THAT I just can't accept.

I wonder if he makes that stupid face and slaps his cheeks when he fucks her...

She has stretch marks like there was a larger ass there at sometime. weird. There's an ass thief roaming free. She's so cute though. I'd like to cover her in butter and slide around.

shes fucking hot!! i love her!! so what if she doesnt have an ass.....she still has an asshole right? ;)

Wanky, you are a sick fuck. Nice!

I think she's hot. I like small butts.. people who claim to like big butts are just being politically correct. We can't offend fat assed negroes now can we.

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

Ahhh, Sir Mix-A-Lot! Good call Ferret!!

thanks AFJ....but im serious lol

And, you sir, were born with no taste!

Check out the guy in pic 3 scratching his head. He can't figure out where her butt went either.

She is ugly because I'm fat, insecure, and jealous.

god damn i think she is so cute! so she has a little butt! she's not kim kardashian. whatever! at least she's not a nasty skank, like kim kardashian. i think mila kunis is smokin...

50 - you're saying T is great but T&A is better. I hardly think that applies to everyone. If I wanted to focus on ass, I don't think I'd be after women.

its called a low ass crack and no ass at all

Shes so cute she needs no ass. And Im sure shes cleverer than most of Hollywood's other girls.

Yeah right dude. How does she poop?

yes, Fish, she's very cute and even though she's not a ballon butt like Kardashian, the only plank of wood you found was in your pants.

What do you mean she obviously does no strength training??? Look at those abs! Her lower abs are possibly even huger than Pinks (espesh in the first small pic).

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... omigoodnes... ahhaha. wait, and is she pregnant? what the hell?

It still looks less freakish than Kardashian's. But you are a guy alright.

Pic 1 - top left. Is that a bunch of pubic thatch I can see sticking over the top of her shorts.

Incidentally, the crutch on her shorts looks like it is about 6 inches below the crutch of her crutch.

I can't decide if my cock looks better sticking out of a skinny butt hole or a fat butt hole.

What does everyone think. Lard or lean ?

My best friend in High School had the same lack of shape ass - we called it having an "inverted ass" or "negative butt" - Rule of Thumb: where there is a lack of ASSets always go with a skirt/skort/ anything that doesn't cling to ones lack of ass.

Call the cops! Somebody stole her ASS!

93. The ass in question should be lean, but it must be substantial. Otherwise, you might as well fuck a dude.

wow...she is beautiful. but man that is by far the flattest ass i have ever seen..i;ve seen asian chicks with more booty...jeez

........I'd be doin that seven ways till sunday....

I always find it amusing when I see all these postings by people calling celebs ugly when in reality they are probably some overweight, receding haired, never/rarely gets laid, nobodies who probably have never seen a real girl naked (at least one that hasn't been beaten to death with an ugly stick).

Jealousy (deny it as much as you want...its pretty obvious) is very unattractive.

She is a tiny girl, what do you expect? She is 5 feet tall. How is she going to develope a huge butt without every jack ass making fun of her for growing an ass? She cant win when ever fat nerd is ready to make fun of her either way? She looks great no matter what she does with herself.

I'd rather have her ass than a big ass. She's adorable.

How could you not feel sorry for this face: http://parishilton.snagapic.com

No ass but a big mouth. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BNyzrlsTPk

She needs to get one of those new Brazilian Butt Lifts.

They put the same silicone giant-sized implants, like they used for Pam Anderson's boobs, in her butt cheeks. Then she can go show everyone what she's got.

This need to be done real soon, like this weekend. It will get rid of the terrible pain that she must have when sits sits down on her bonny ass.

I always wanted a small ass, so after seeing your pix of Mila, I went out and bought a Miniature Sicilian Donkey.

Big asses are God's way of making up for a flat chest.

But it would seem that Mila just got gypped.

hey leave her alone. so she has a flat hiney/ so what? at least she's naturally beautiful and doesn't act like a tramp.

who the hell said that" her body looks nice?" that was some bullshit! I mean, damn she's just stick, and fucking bones! No ass, no breast, damn, it'll be just like fucking a little boy!

I have noticed for sometime that American white girls do not have very attractive bottoms. They are either small and flat or wide and flat, but ALWAYS flat. Interesting. BUT this poor female --- Gee I wonder what happened to her?

I don't know...I think she has a fantastic body...she always looks good...

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I have noticed for some time that you are a cunt. What happened to you?

Yeah lets see the fat slab who wrote this article. I get sick of seeing these web sites where the ugly writers make fun of perfectly good looking women. You are the scum bags making the Nicole Richie's! she looks great and has a perfectly shaped butt!

After all of those years on "That 70's Show" you figured this out? Brillient!

I just wanted to let everybody know that I'm a filthy racist. Also, I ramble on about total BS because I really am quite unaware of my surroundings. Maybe women of all colors are born with sweet asses and it was grossly ignorant of me to claim that one ethnicity is barren of fine bottoms, but I like my stupidity. The funniest thing about my earlier comment was the distinction of "American" white girls. After smoking my daily crack I decided that white people in Europe and America are two different races even though white people are still moving back and forth between those two continents.

can you tell me what the fuck do that have to do with MS. FLATBACK? If she has no ass, she has no ass! I've seen black women, with no ass! so.....it's not a racial issue! it's the case of the chick with no ass! I think that's why america is turning gayer, and gayer, becasuse men, would rather fuck a girl that looks like a boy! no breast, no ass, of course her pussy is going to be fat, because she's has nothing else to take away from that!

I would do her!!!!!
Good pictures of this fine hottie: http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Mila_Kunis/Mila_Kunis.html

I think that Mila Kunis is beautiful, with taht face nobody cares what here ass looks like

Well if I have to chooses between a bottom that made like an ironing board or a bottom which one could lay plates on, I'd go for the first option: haven't go that much room in my appartment anyway.

if you're only looking at the bottom half of her body you can't tell which is front and which is back

But its a fact!

Americans has no asses!!!!!!!!!!

But is anyone say she is ugly..that person must be crazy.

She only dont have but, like all american people

You have this so wrong.

Mila Kunis definitely has an ass. It's just small, sweet, and tight, which is a good thing... a VERY good thing!

It's so small that it would be difficult to find the hole, but I guarantee you, I would find it, and the challenge of finding such a tiny little hole in such tiny little buns would make the experience all the more exciting.

I don't ever use this term lightly, but Mila Kunis is a "goddess!"

the girl is euro poon nectar.so what bout her minimal junk trunk.you know her beavz well maintained and im sure it smells sweet and her kneecaps are A grade.they dont have rugburn like other skeezy hollyweird yotches i wont name.ide take her on a backroads tour of the big island anyday.

#76, You are a "STUPID FUCKING RACIST" with no brains and probably a small Dick, that`s why you hate Black people!!
Also,#33 I think that apart from Genetics that is just how it goes it most cases, cause I have an aunt & two cousins with the same scenario "BIG BOOBS & NO ASS"!

Oh my God, I`ve heard of a Belly ring but is that a "Back ring" that Mila Has? Euuuwww!

Squats and lunges hun, squats and lunges.

#7, the fact that she's tiny does not matter. Most latin women are small, there yet, a lot of them have a butt, your height or bone structure has nothing to do with it. I have tiny women with a natural booty, I have seen big women with no ass. It's just heritage. About Mila, she has a cute face, but nothing for a body, no curves, no ass, no tits...

I meant, "I HAVE SEEN tiny women..." not " I have women..." LOL.

Ummmm hello no white people have butts. all flat and yes even the wide butts (which u consider 'big') is still not a butt! damn u people are dumb

Come on people. The girl is gorgeous. So she's not dragging around a J.Lo-esque ass (and thank god for that). Deal with it.

This picture may help with the dealing...

http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Mila_Kunis/slides/Mila_Kunis%20(92).html

she is o hot idont know why people are sayind bad things about her i think she is cute and very hot i love her so much

i loooove mila kunis she is sooo pretty and i love her body! i feel bad for her cuz she has to be criticized! honestly, how many people do you know that are as naturally beautiful as her? she is GORGEOUS and an awesome actress.. i hate how our society these days (male esp) expects all women to be born with perfect bodies.. thats just not reality...

Eh, you hardly ever see a chick with a model perfect figure with any real deffinition persay. Nevertheless, she's a beaut.

what is wrong with a girl with no ass? it is all good as long as they do not have a dick!

#130. YES. Thanks for the link. I'd tap that any day or night. In fact, I just did.

I'd still say she's awesome ... she was one of the most perfect characters in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 10 times hotter than Kristin Bell :P

I love Mila.....i think she has an amazing ass.....she is so hot....her small ass would not stop me from putting me face between her legs for hours.....and her feet, OMG!!!, i would lick her from head to toe and more.....

i luv u Mila!!!!!!

I happen to love small asses like hers her ass is perfect she is fine the way she is.

I happen to love small asses like hers her ass is perfect she is fine the way she is.

that's gross....she's very overrated i think.

If I get a chance I will only fuck her face, because fucking her in any other way will be like fucking a wall.

Whos the fucking idiot who said her ass is rounder than Alba's?? Alba's ass i just plain distracting its so gorgeous, adding to her already curvaceous physique. Mila has no curves, with the exception of her upper body, from then on its a straight line down to her feet. She's good looking - but fucking that would be like hitting the back of a wooden plank.

It's hard to understand why people's attention is focused on oompa loompa Hayden and alien princess Rihanna, when girls like Mila Kunis exist.