Jun 21 2007Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen take cell phones

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen demanded that all guests check their cell phones and BlackBerrys at the door to their 21st birthday party last Friday because they didn't want any illicit pictures ruining their six-figure asking price for exclusive photos. Although I could put up random pictures from an 80-year-old woman's birthday party and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Except that maybe Mary-Kate was looking a bit more youthful than usual. I'm 99% convinced these two are monsters. Regular cameras probably wouldn't even pick up their picture.

Reader Comments
1. teeteetdot - June 21, 2007 2:58 PM
frist
2. Danni - June 21, 2007 2:58 PM
FIRST!!!
I hate the Olsen twins. A waste of skin and air.
3. domingoflores - June 21, 2007 2:58 PM
i don't want to hear about this bitches unless they are naked or dead.
4. Danni - June 21, 2007 2:59 PM
^ Damn you teeteetdot!!
5. Ooba Gooba - June 21, 2007 3:01 PM
They are useless. What do they do exactly? Besides throwing up and looking sad?
6. Worldmaker - June 21, 2007 3:01 PM
They just don't want the world seeing pictures of them doing keg-stands and blowing a row of Chippendale dancers.
7. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 3:01 PM
i know, i know but it much easier to get the latest and greatest cellphones from us than people realize...so pretty much no biggie...we always say if you want to know how to get the best ones for free all you have to do is...
8. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 3:01 PM
i know, i know but its much easier to get the latest and greatest cellphones from us than people realize...so pretty much no biggie...we always say if you want to know how to get the best ones for free all you have to do is...
9. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 3:06 PM
my apologies for the dupe above, i entered once and also forgot the url for the phone info so here it is www.gcellphones.com
10. kate - June 21, 2007 3:06 PM
Careful!They'll eat your eyes.
11. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 3:07 PM
oops thats http://www.gcellphones.com t
12. Rosecoloredglasses - June 21, 2007 3:15 PM
I know this is off topic, but does anyone know what happened to the perezhilton website? It's stupid now...there are no comments sections?!
13. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 3:15 PM
Uncle Jessie should've curb stomped those little twats after coming home to a 'full house' from one of his rock n' roll benders.
14. Worldmaker - June 21, 2007 3:15 PM
Nice pitch there, G Cell. It's amazing marketing.
"Hey, speaking of dolphins, I SELL CELL PHONES! HEY GUYS, YOU COULD GET SOME FREE! Oh yeah, I also like the Olsen Twins. BECAUSE THEY HAVE CELL PHONES LIKE THE ONES I SELL."
lol, what a tool.
15. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW - June 21, 2007 3:19 PM
I understand completely! If I sniffed all the cocaine that was on the platter, I wouldn't want my picture taken either!Now.....These Tramps need to go to the rehab! I think america is picking on the wrong ladies!
16. Jules - June 21, 2007 3:22 PM
The perez hilton website- has had some glitches due to the fact he was using copyrighted images supposedly... they removed his archives and some of the comments..read all about it...
http://www.variety.com/VR1117967331.html
Besides Perez is not even the best celebrity blogger anymore- he plays favoritism bashes normal celebrities and loves robots like "posh spice" aka victoria beckham because hes in her new reality show. perez is lame and he is not the queen of shit. I get updates on my phone faster then he can update them 2 his site. two thumbs down for the fatty court jester of the media.
17. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 3:25 PM
ugly bitch haz zome
nerve wearing fur...
I'm calling Pam
Anderson!
18. Anodyne - June 21, 2007 3:25 PM
They must have burned through most of their childhood money, charging 100k+ for pictures of their birthday party.
Unless they are planning some fascinatingly morbid incestual semi-human lesbian twin deal, I wouldn't even pay a dollar.
19. Anodyne - June 21, 2007 3:28 PM
Uh don't you mean Pam AnderZon?
Freakin teenage girls.
20. Bern - June 21, 2007 3:35 PM
One of them is made of a mixture of salt, cocaine and primordial ooze.
21. Latrell Washington - June 21, 2007 3:43 PM
Who even wats to see a photograph of these two hags? They're not even attractive or interesting. And besides, what has either of them done in the last ten years?
I'd rather see pictures of naked homeless people on the streets of San Francisco for free at
www.tenderloin.net
22. rebecca - June 21, 2007 3:45 PM
hahaa...i love kathy griffin's comparison of marykate to cousin it. priceless.
23. 1234 - June 21, 2007 3:58 PM
Is it me or does everyone else think that they were ugly ass babies?
24. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 4:01 PM
#19Android:
yea, like I said....
1 comment and the
bitchez come out.
boy, for never meeting
me..U sure fuckin hate
me...hate to zee if U
saw what I looked like..
talk about hate..U couldn't
fuckin handle it, bitch!
25. lambman - June 21, 2007 4:04 PM
I still think Ashley is pretty cute, I wish she were the one in Weeds and not MK
26. becca - June 21, 2007 4:05 PM
23 - whew i thought i was the only one. sometimes, when i was little, i would be flipping through channels. i thought i was watching that show "dinosaurs" until bob saget entered the room. then i just entered an extreme state of confusion.
27. Deb - June 21, 2007 4:06 PM
They really turned out pathetic looking...bag ladies. I think they did not want pictures taken so no one would catch them doing their drugs. No one could be that skinny and old at 21 without doing something illegal.
28. Deb - June 21, 2007 4:07 PM
Yes, I also think they were ugly babies with dark circles under their eyes.
29. woodhorse - June 21, 2007 4:21 PM
#27 So true. And they won't age well. The only thing more unattractive than a young bag of bones is an old bag of bones. Someone on the payroll is a good investor because they don't have any talent and they don't work.
30. woodhorse - June 21, 2007 4:21 PM
#27 So true. And they won't age well. The only thing more unattractive than a young bag of bones is an old bag of bones. Someone on the payroll is a good investor because they don't have any talent and they don't work.
31. Deb - June 21, 2007 4:30 PM
#30...LOL They already look like old bags of bones!!! I also don't see any acting in their future...they had better invest well and stop blowing it on blow...LOL
32. Kelly - June 21, 2007 4:41 PM
ok, does anyone else think krazihotkelli os a weirdo? or is (iz) it just me? anyone? anyone?
that is all
33. Kamiki - June 21, 2007 5:06 PM
Do these little whores wear real fur? DAMN their bitch asses, car bomb them, sick bitches. If it's fake then - ooops!
34. moneyhoney - June 21, 2007 5:07 PM
Make $$$$ just looking at ads!
http://www.clixsense.com/?2142669
35. Darth Hater - June 21, 2007 5:51 PM
Remember when people thought they would grow up to be hot? LOL
36. haha - June 21, 2007 6:09 PM
i laugh at the fools who bookmarked/salivated over the "days until the olsens are legal" countdown.
37. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag - June 21, 2007 6:17 PM
Cameras will steal your soul. wait, too late.
38. PsychoChild - June 21, 2007 6:23 PM
...
39. Chauncey Gardner - June 21, 2007 6:24 PM
Like Britney, it's amazing how far the attentions of the average jailbait-coveting American male and the Pavlovian social conditioning of young American women can turn the uninteresting and the unattractive into superstars. These two little homunculi are revolting in pretty much every single way, on top of being completely talentless and completely devoid of personality.
And, they're just flat-out ugly. They always reminded me of those little plastic Trolls that were all the rage in the '80s. You couldn't walk into a Hallmark store and not find yourself surrounded by the hideous things. I have often wondered if the Trolls were designed to look like the young Olsen Twins, or, if the young Olsen Twins were designed to look like Trolls. Even if the resemblance is pure coincidence, the likeness was pretty fucked up.
40. me - June 21, 2007 6:53 PM
gah! why?
41. swan - June 21, 2007 7:34 PM
I love chauncey Gardner...AND worldmaker made me laugh out loud (#6).
Thank god some funny people post here...not just crude doof sex addict poo lovers.
42. Dahlia Rose - June 21, 2007 7:35 PM
Trolls are Cuter:
They have nicer clothes, stomach jewels, lucky horseshoes on the bottom of there feet, nice colorful hair.
The Olsen Twins don't hold a candle to a Troll Doll.
43. Vink - June 21, 2007 7:38 PM
i remember getting excited for them turning 18. I thought they would turn out boneriffic.
44. EewwwwYucky - June 21, 2007 8:49 PM
Which twin twit is that in the photo? Whichever one it is, it looks like roadkill wearing roadkill.
45. Snatch - June 21, 2007 9:32 PM
Chauncey = cool.
I wonder if she wears fur to add some "bulk"...you know, so people don't think she makes herself barf anymore.
46. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 10:07 PM
#14 thanks for the compliment but i think i misled you, i don't sell cellphones!!!!!! did you even look? but your lol definitely made me lol ! ! ! ! ! ! !
47. Cellphones.nu - June 21, 2007 10:10 PM
yo gcellphones.com i see you do sell cellphones and they are the same kind the oslen brothers have we also sell them but i like the olsen sisters much better and they use better cellphones!!!!!!!!!! free one to #14 claim# 755-92765-00002-936234-35
48. frenchie - June 21, 2007 10:18 PM
Holy crap! The "monsters" link is the scaries link ever with this duo of lurking monster creatures! Talk about night of the living dead...where the hell are their birth pods? They look like jagged yellow lazer beams should be coming out of their eyeballs...and if they actually opened their mouths I think molten lava fireballs would shoot out vaporizing all mammals and amphibians nearby. It's best to keep them looking like the lips have been permanently super glued shut; however, I do wonder which one has longer fangs.
49. HeavenScent - June 21, 2007 11:37 PM
lmao @ all the Troll comments! I remember those....
Personally I liked Stephanie on Full House better but I hear she went the meth route....maybe that show messed everyone up
50. RichPort - June 22, 2007 12:26 AM
41. Watch it! I resemble that statement, and "scatology" IS a science.
51. Ally - June 22, 2007 12:49 AM
Even though I'm sad to say it, Mary-Kate looks awful here.
They have taken their whole grunge trend way too far. They really could be cute, I think. Look here: http://www.poster.net/olsen-twins-the/olsen-twins-the-photo-the-olsen-twins-6234389.jpg
That picture is just a little better, right? A tiny bit?
52. dog collar addict - June 22, 2007 1:39 AM
aren't their 15 minutes up yet? that monsters pic really just confirmed that they are *really* unattractive!
53. boxerdude - June 22, 2007 2:43 AM
she looks like a bladder on a stick
54. pohzimi - June 22, 2007 4:04 AM
erps she looks like a whore here. they're actually really pretty, but what's with the ratty hair and grandmother lipstick??
55. Caminador - June 22, 2007 5:32 AM
The cellphone guy and the z-instead-of-s girl need to spend less time here and more time reading. Or redoing 5th grade.
I think you guys are a little harsh. I mean, unarguably, they have not aged well, but the Full House years? C'mon, hot. Real hot.
#13, rofl.
56. CC - June 22, 2007 6:37 AM
They used to be so cute. And now they look like bag ladies from Planet X.
57. captain obvious - June 22, 2007 8:55 AM
I hate the Olsen twins too. They are so retched. I can't believe everyone was counting down until they turned 18...and instead they turned 92.
58. Pghim - June 22, 2007 9:36 AM
I think it is a resonable thing to do but I could care less about them....
59. jus'stupid - June 22, 2007 10:15 AM
They used to be cute. All dogs are cute when they are real young.
60. maeby - June 22, 2007 10:28 AM
I wonder if they even have reflections..
61. miss oblivious - June 22, 2007 10:49 AM
I always hated these little turds. Even in Full House, I always thought the baby looked like an ugly little monkey. Now they just look like larger sized ugly little monkeys. Ick. And it looks like they've got fabulous taste & personalities to boot. Ick.
62. krazihottkelli - June 22, 2007 10:57 AM
#55=Clamidia:
Zchoolz out for Zummer
Zchoolz out for ever!
I will zpell however
I fuckin want to..
what R U my fuckin Englizh
ugly teacher with the horzeteeth?
Mind your buzinezz, bitch.....
63. Wally'sPinkWoodenHorse - June 22, 2007 11:10 AM
krazi, zhouldn't you be in zummer zchool?
64. theblender101 - June 22, 2007 11:13 AM
i love mk...shes so thin. it's awesome
65. Paul - June 22, 2007 11:15 AM
I've taken shits that were more attractive than this broad.
66. jrzmommy - June 22, 2007 11:33 AM
What odd little people they are.
67. Super Perv - June 22, 2007 11:37 AM
I'd make 'em both swallow my manhood 'til they puked then slide my vomit-coated member up their skinny asses until I climaxed
(but that's just me)
68. farty_mcshitface - June 22, 2007 3:01 PM
man, they look horrible as usual. always wearing some cover up kind of clothing to hide their bony frames. i don't know who they think they are kidding besides themselves. it may already be too late for them to build up their bone strength since they are no longer little girls. most likely, by the time they are in their late 20's to about 30- their bones will have the strength and resiliency of a piece of chalk and then all the money in the world can't help them then. all that shit just to look fashionably thin- pretty fuckin pathetic.
69. Caminador - June 22, 2007 8:38 PM
Krazi, you are a dumb, dumb person.
70. krazihottkelli - June 23, 2007 11:02 AM
yea #69=fitting # for U
Clamidia...iz that all
U have, bitch...fuck U>
71. kelly o - June 24, 2007 7:51 PM
Please Mary Kate and Ashley, morph back into Michelle.....You were so cute back when?
72. justice - June 25, 2007 4:50 PM
yo they are so cool you guys are crazy if you don't like them!!! but does not look good in this picture!!!!!she looks drunk!!!!! know am i rightguys !!!!!!!!!!!
73. justice - June 25, 2007 4:50 PM
yo they are so cool you guys are crazy if you don't like them!!! but does not look good in this picture!!!!!she looks drunk!!!!! know am i rightguys !!!!!!!!!!!
74. krazihottkelli - June 26, 2007 8:19 AM
Pariz waz freed at 6:00 a.m.
to eat her cupcakez Eastern
time ..zhe waved and smiled
az zhe walked down the katwalk
into her mommyz crying armz...
75. --zEaLoUsMe-- - June 27, 2007 4:00 AM
great thinking... its their choice to have their privacy in the party n nt aloowin ne cell fones or blacberries... n how cud u call em MONSTERS??? excuse me... they r just known to be good!
--zEaLoUsMe--
aka #1 olsen fan
Olsens Live 4-eva!!!
76. Robyn-O - July 1, 2007 9:00 PM
Why does Mary-Kate always look like a crazy old bag lady? She should come out with a perfume that smells of cardboard boxes and old urine. And what's with the fur? So un-cool.
And Ashley is usually the epitome of style and grace. Well, so much for the theory that identical twins are, well, identical.
77. rachael - September 30, 2007 3:01 PM
they are cool how can you all say there bitches and stuff your all just jelous coz they are cute nice and i dont blame them for doin tht they are my idols for lyf
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I LOVE YOU MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN
78. mckenna - April 10, 2009 12:11 PM
mary kate and ashley are vey stupid and they look horrible now when they used to look very pretty but thats what they get for taking drugs.
79. mckenna - April 10, 2009 12:11 PM
mary kate and ashley are vey stupid and they look horrible now when they used to look very pretty but thats what they get for taking drugs.