Jun 8 2007Martha Stewart hates Egyptians

She thought the feds was on her again for more insider trading.

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Egyptians are good for only one thing. Supple cotton!

her driver should stop making crack deals in the company car

She and Paris should go to the pokey together.

What's the big deal? Martha had a contract with a company to hire terrorists who would plot their next attack from her garden.

Someone decided this was one too many illegal aliens terrorists from Egypt. I hate when that happens.

Someone call bloviator Ted Kennedy. We have to help these people.

Fucking racist.

Haha classic line:

"What do I pay you people for?!"

How stupid do you feel now anna?
And how stupid is Martha Stewart's assistant anyway? Didn't she know that the driver was supposed to hail from Pakistan and not Egypt?

Throw your cell at her Marty!

And for more relevant and exciting news, Paris Hilton, a rep from the sheriff's office, and the prosecuting attorney are meeting with Judge Sauer at 9 AM PDT to put Paris back in jail and to cite the sheriff with contempt of court!
Check it out here:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/08/ap/entertainment/main2901753.shtml

Go get 'em Judge!!

A moratorium has been declared on announcing that you are "first".

Especially retarded-looking when one is not.

Fuck. The link got cut off. Here it is again:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/08/ap/entertainment
/main2901753.shtml

If people did background checks...they wouldn't hire you...Martha, the convicted.
Thank god you have money or this could be you.

All Egyptians are terrorists so the police did the right thing. FUCK EM ALL!!! Goddamn dot head motherfucker should all die.

All Egyptians are terrorists so the police did the right thing. FUCK EM ALL!!! Goddamn dot head motherfuckers should all die.

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#11 Please let the judge be angry, and please let him set a standard. Please Please Please Please Please Please PLEASE!

Why is it illegal to not want an Egyptian to drive you somewhere?

celeb drama: http://www.innerdrama.com

#11 Please let the judge be angry, and please let him set a standard. Please Please Please Please Please Please PLEASE!

What? This story doesn't make sense. This is definitely one of those "Three's Company" jumping to conclusions situation.

Fuck you Martha Stewart. How smart could you possibly be? You spent more than 3 days in jail, you dumb bitch!

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Egypt.
Egypt who?
Egypt me, I want my money back!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

(crickets)

She should have known he was an Egyptian by the way he walked.

I hate her she is just a white collar criminal and not a very nice person.

So what? One of those middle Eastern guys sells me gasoline each week. Sometimes he says some interesting stuff and we talk a few. On the other hand, she should be in East Texas and have to run in to Fucking Gypsies - curse them all (and then just try to find your wallet)and their last name of "Blue" and their septic cleaning jobs ("we are a people without a country - we don't pay taxes")and God help you if one of your kids is in the hospital at the same time as one of theirs.....that's a whole other story.

Man, she looks terrible.

Can't she afford a face lift.

We call the hairdo she has the poor woman's face lift because she is trying to cover her face with all that stringy, damaged hair.

This, like Paris Hilton calling Sarah Silverman a bitch ... is not news, and not funny. TheSuperficial is usually brilliant, but these little flashes of mediocrity give me worries of Mad Cow.

I heard the guy was planning on usurping the pharaoh.

Well, I guess it's safe to say that Martha won't be teaching anyone how to sketch hieroglyphics on their own homemade papyrus anytime soon.

OH rich port. thank you.

Don't pick on Martha. Don't we all hate Egyptians?

Don't pick on Martha. Don't we all hate Egyptians?

Don't pick on Martha. Don't we all hate Egyptians?

26 Bern I want to usurp the huge tits on your blog.

THIS SITE IS RETARDED and these articles are written by spoiled brats. You dont have to be a fan of Martha Stewart to know that by drawing a sarcastic reference to arab/muslim terrorists cutting off real heads to Martha's upset regarding her Egyptian driver, in this day and age, givng your reference to her cutting of his head metaphorically, is just pathetic. The writers makes their nasty comment with some false air of being above it all. Faking it aint being it. To the person who wrote that piece (of garbage) JOIN the Army and go and fight the terrorists and see the humans left on the roadside before you compare anyone to an arab terrorist. You own remark was racist to arabs too once you used that comment of Martha "cutting off his head." How sick!!! How pathetic!!1

So DAN... which madrasah did you attend you fucking terrorist apologist?

"Martha Stewart hates Egyptians.

In a related story, Father Time hates Martha Stewart's face."

^^ I thank you for that.

Did he walk like an Egyptian?!

She didn't give a shit that the guy was Egyptian, she was upset because they didn't background check somebody from a country that has a lot of people on the terrorist watch list. Not a huge Martha Fan, but I'd be pissed too if I hired anybody, Driver, Nanny, etc... who wasn't background checked.

Stupid Bitch i hate her egyptian people are the the best
what the fuck and for thoese assholez thing wer terriost fuck you

Is the Egyptian guy an illegal alien or something? Cause if so then she's totally paying whoever hired him way to much, and by way to much I mean she shouldn't pay them anything.

Bitch needs to get her ass back to jail and get stripped off of all of her money.

Fucking cunt!

I hate it when people are so racist like that.

#41, Nando,

Not withstanding that she wasn't pissed because she is racist she was pissed because somebody who was on a watch list as a possible dangerous person was non background checked....

It isn't racist for her to single somebody out that is Egyptian. It would instead be singling somebody out because of their national origion. They don't list the races as Black, White, Asian, Egyptian.

Anyone who imigrates here from Egypt should be watched very carefully.

The FACTS don't lie or "mislead" the public...There have been a lot of terrorist come out of Egypt to attack people in countries around the world.

Um.

I'll bet you a million dollars she said "He was a GYPSY!", not "He was Egyptian!"

It makes the rest of the story way more understandable, too.

So RichPort, go work on your reading comprehension. If you did not understand my post, you dont have to be nasty. If you are the high school kid who wrote the piece for the Martha pic...sorry to upset you. We still have to fight to regain freedom of responsible speech.

I'm sorry but are we really surprised she would say atuff like this?

She's a bitch. We all know this. We all feel bad for people who work for her.

wow you mean she's also racist? Shocked, I'm just shocked.

No. 13... Egyptians, dot-heads? Wrong country. Actually, wrong continent.

@45 -

Dear Dan,

Please feel free to visit http://mirriamwebster.com and look up both SARCASM and SENSITIVITY. Many thanks.

Best wishes,

RichPort

Don't mind Dan. He's just upset because the imam botched the female circumcision on his daughter.

I'm Egyptian and I can say, because of it, I'm 1,000 times hotter than this blonde white bitch. She's just jealous she's not exotic and beautiful.

Could imagine if that Egyptian driver had a bad case of the jihads and took Martha Stewart hostage or worse?? If I was Martha, I'd be irate too!

#50

You're 1000 times hairier too.

#50 is one sexy sasquatch. With a suicide bomb vest.

Did she an ebony Egyptian (a true African) or lighter skin but still dark complected one(essentially a Semitic Arab)? She's most upset because she didn't happen to taste my luscios mout and grapple with my conga-esques tongue, but perhaps I digress, because Martha doesn't like hired help that gets busted during payroll hours.

more like the police don't 'like egyptians' in this case... what the hell did this dude do?? lol/ lmao @ "supple cotton" from honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! tooooo funny - I would add rocking good Ful Medames w/ some fresh fluffy warm pita, bellydancers & smoking hot guys. Thank you Egypt!

# 22

LOL! funny mofo >.<

If people did background checks, she wouldn't have a job.

Fucking ugly racist white bitch

he probably claimed to be italian or something. happens.

that poor guy...
they should of
took Martha fuckface
back to prizon
and leave thiz guy
alone!

she iz zo ugly
and imagine the
stuff zhe got away
with that we know
nothing about...
take her back to jail...

Dan, what the hell does "freedom of responsible speech" even mean? Also, chief, if people don't understand your first post, it's because it's incoherent.

@43, I totally agree with you. All Egyptians are terrorists because some terrorists are Egyptian. In fact, I spend as much time as possible in the Egyptian wing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art watching the art and architecture very carefully, because I believe that even Egyptians who lived thousands of years ago were terrorists, and there has got to be a bomb in one of these jokers. Better safe than sorry.

It's always interesting to see what people will do when faced with a story that features someone from the Middle East. The obvious jihad reference ("Run! It's a terrorist!"), the input from those who are slightly off geographically, culturally, & spiritualy & forget the religion involved ("Run! It's a Hindu!") like #13, the Egyptian Defence Force ("Damn! Egyptians are HOT and/or AWESOME!"), and then, finally, the blessed few who are actually funny or insightful commenters, like honeycombs_big or Spindoc or Chauncey... thank you, thank you, thank you.

Fave line from the above: "bad case of the jihads" (#51).

I kinda got the feeling that she was defending her driver, saying that he wasnt a terrorist. She isnt really a huge bitch, even if she is, no one can be one the entire time.

Man, I don't blame her. I don't trust anybody who descends from people who won't tell us how they built weird, alien-like pyramids. That shit is shady. Keep up the good work MS.

you bunch of anal fuckerz...
In America,,,we can fuckin
joke about everything...even
dick face Cheney, bush, etc,
whatever...so, when we zay
walk like an Egyptian or
muslumz r terroriztz, or jewz
own Hollywood, or LA iz full
of faggotz and on and on....
THATZ OUR RIGHT, AND FUCK
THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING
TO TAKE OUR RIGHTZ...MEN
HAVE ALREADY DIED FOR THEZE
RIGHTZ AND I WANT THEM PROTECTED,
so get over yourzelvez and go
do something bezidez bitchin
about your religionz...
GUEZZ WHAT: MOST RELIGIONZ
LIE TO U..AZZHOLEZ..SO MOZT
OF U R LIVING LIEZ...DEAL
WITH THAT ZHIT....I'm done...

#50, #52 & #53, stop it, I laughed so hard I almost took an Egyptian in my pants,damn, then I would have had to take a piece of Islam and whipe my Palestinian...hahahahaha

I just wish she'd look in one direction...crazy ass eyes.

ahhhh!!!..Medusa Stewart.....I've turned to stone........................

>>"I laughed so hard I almost took an Egyptian in my pants"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

omg i'm so fuckin' glad I'm not living in America. shame on you! no wonder everyone believes you are racists! stop the racist taunts plz!

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

>>"omg i'm so fuckin' glad I'm not living in America. shame on you! no wonder everyone believes you are racists! stop the racist taunts plz!"

Shut up towelhead.

Yeah, living in America really sucks. Complete 100% total freedom 24/7, open enterprise and opportunity, every geographical terrain, fun around every corner. The hottest, most racially diverse, most intelligent men and women on the planet. It's a living hell. Please don't come and live here. Save yourself.

p.s. Why does “everyone” think “we're” all racists because of a few comments? Yep, all 300 million must agree. Racism, right or wrong, is a freedom of speech and thought. Ignorance and oppression is WORLDWIDE.

Fuck you martha. i'm never watching ur show again. and you fuckin racists attackin egyptians and thinking its cool, fuck you too. you are the scumb of the earth and u are missing a shit load of education. well of course, your in a country lead by bush. u must be as dumb as him. to the rest of the people who are against martha, respect. others should learn from you.

White people listen up! Start wearing your racism as a badge of honor. Support evolution by discriminating against those who do not display genotypes that will succeed in modern 21st Century earth. All the brown colored people and homosexuals realize that as they get passed up in the evolutionary lottery, their only recourse is to whine "Racist!" to you. The sooner you wear it as a badge of honor instead of shame, you take away the power attached to the word. Remember, there is a finite amount of resources in the world and you must claim what is rightfully yours. The only real power brown people and other complainers have over you is your own guilt for being born into a world where Whites dominate everything except sports (strength & speed only mattered in the caveman days anyways)

hello egyptions not like that how you can make sure she is said the truth egyption are kindly people cuz we know how become angry in the same time we know how to deal with women ...........
we respect ........PEACE........

Martha hatez everyone except Martha
and doezn't thiz bitch have enough
money already? "Passionz" soap getz
sent from NBC to Direct TV after 8
yrz. becoz NBC seemz to think we need
to look at Matt freakin Lauer for 4
hourz a day instead of 3, WTF R they
thinking,like America needz another hour
of freakin mizery newz all in the midzt
of a war..if that ain't communism, I don't
know what iz..taking a soap and forcing
people to buy direct TV in order to keep
watching it..unfreakinbelieveable! If
thiz pissez anyone off, therez a Petition
to sign:PetitionOnline.com or http://PetitionOnline.com/adest2/
they r canceling it from NBC on Sept.17.

Martha iz a raciztz and I'm surprized
she even got into that cab at all.

okay, im an egyptian (well, half russian too) and while reading all the posts up in here, i couldnt help but laugh, i wasnt offended as much as dissapointed in how misinformed people are. Some of you were just joking around (or so i hope) and to you, id say i hope you dont speak like that in public lol, its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... also not all egyptians are muslim by the way, im a christian, egypt was a predominantly christian country before being invaded. And calling us "dot-head" well, that's a mighty educated statement....someone should refresh their geographical references :) There is one statement that really disturbed me though [post 43,Petite] said
Anyone who immigrates here from Egypt should be watched very carefully.
The FACTS don't lie or "mislead" the public...There have been a lot of terrorist come out of Egypt to attack people in countries around the world.

um....that statement is about as true as saying something along the lines that since the US is lead by an idiot - therefore all Americans are idiots, or since the NBA is predominantly black, then all blacks are good at basketball (simpsons's reference anyone? lol) How can you possibly generalize the actions of a few crazy people and label 70 million+ as the same? its illogical and mind you, downright stupid :)

anyways, have your fun, its more entertaining to watch ignorant people make fun of things they do not understand :)

No way that wig and pearls hide how much she's aged since she was beating the crap out of Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.

I wouldnt want a dirty mud driving me around, either. Throwing bombs all over, and shouting with their gun poked through the sunroof.

Foreigners go home.

w00t, you are a self-centered fucker. "Racism Rocks", you like to take it up the ass by other whities like you. stpdfks, you don't know what the hell you are talking about, so shut up. Zug, you are loser who has nothing better to do than to follow the crowd and sit infront of a screen writing 20 comments for one article. The_Squizz, stop talking no one is listening, u idiot. Martha, you are a fat cow who displays a disgusting example to the rest. all americans who added a comment to sympathize with egyptians are real people. the rest of you are fake. common, go follow mama martha. she will eventually lead u into hell.

krazihottkelli, in america you joke about everything because it serves u as a defense mechanism from the shit u have to deal with everyday. its easier to be in denial and laugh about it than to face up the truth. something u can't do apparently. so be a sad bitch and laugh at ur own president, he's so dumb he calls it freedom on speech. but of course, how can u repsect ur president when u can't even respect urself? humiliating others isn't a right. racism isn't a right. i know ur laws better than you do, you whore. and if u don't have a religion that accepts ur dirty habits, then too bad. u'll die in hell. one more thing, smart ass, religion has nothing to do with ethnicity. as far as i remember this article states "martha hates egyptians" and not "muslims". go get educated and then maybe u can start thinking about writing comments. apparently u need a spelling class as well.

to all the people on here who get their
feelings hurt....I don't mean to hurt
your feelings...I love my country and
life pisses me off, so kill me that I'm
mad at the world right now..you older
people had a different world than me, I'll
be lucky to afford the world that you all
are already living and it makes me mad..
and I keep hating to remind people that
we shouldn't be losing our rights for any
reason...I am not racists, here in Florida,
we have everyone from every state and
country..I have friends of many races, but
we all joke and poke fun at each other..
does that mean we are racists..no it means
we can take a joke..lighten up people!!!!

I bet she is so stupid she doesnt know were Egypt is located on the map...what a BITCH..im egyptian and im very far from a terrorist. Btw, everyone on this site that thinks we are all terrorists need to learn a few things about the world. Its so sad how ignorant some people are.

#79 you really wanna play the foreigner card here.....get your history right, jackass!!!!

kelli, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. saying that we are lucky cuz we are older and wishing u lived our life. well guess what, you don't want that. cuz living in a 3rd world country that's over populated, polluted, where ppl die of hunger every single day, where they have no rights whatsoever, who are oppressed over and over and over. and u are crying about what exactly again? your nice rich country that spoils u with benefits and huge shopping malls and a chance in life? u don't know what the fuck you are talking about. come here for a week and i promise you that u're whole view about the middle east will change. its not easy standing up for a country that is going no where. it takes some serious guts, and i think most americans wouldn't be capable of handling it. so instead of whining about what u have and laughing at people who are less fortunate than u is quite selfish. brighten up and remove that ignorance. maybe then u'll see something u never imagined existed.
PS: you might think that its normal to "joke and poke fun at each other". cuz they want u to think its alright. but every time u do that to someone, it seriously hurts them. u just dont see it and they will never tell u cuz they want to fit into that society they call their new home.

What a fucking BITCH! Send her ass back to jail with PARIS!! Racist cunt!

May be she was right, Egypt is still not occupied by USA, so we are not yet offecialy slaves. This woman is really a professional in following the procedures.
The funny thing that all terrorist coutries (as always named) are beeing occupied :) , and has never got the chance to occupy one of the 1st class :) countries.
By the way, Don't worry Egyptians, we don't have enough petrol for US to come to Egypt, we are luckely poor 75 million citizen :), Unless they can find a way to move the pyramid to newyork. :)

her head is full of what colors go well with what else. you can't say the woman isn't a domestic genious. however, i really think that's where her talent ends, unless you count being incredibly bitchy to the world regardless of whether they are Egyptian or not. i really don't think there's enough room in her tiny little brain to understand that ARAB does not equal TERRORIST.

You dumb ass americans keep your mouths shut about us u haters we have more freedom than you'll ever have and thats the sad sad truth you slaves. go sck a dck u hating ass muthafckas! egyptians rule

EGYPT DO NOT NEED THOW,YOUR,ITS LOVE
(ITS IN GRAMMER FOR ANY THING WITHOUT SOUL,ANIMALS,MARTHA STEWART......etc)

Fuck you martha stewart you cant run a home like an egyptian ma3limma...you'll never be the perfect homemaker!!!!

Im not shocked with the story of the picture as much as i am shocked of the posts i read here.

Id understand if i read stupid sick posts coming from egyptians, its a third world country with high illetracy rates. but i know many of the hate posts above came from americans and they were sick, uneducated and pure jerks.

one person said: we all hate egyptians
another responded to an egyptian girl by asking her to suck his balls or something .. dude whereever u come from u suck and u r a big douche.

the other started to attack islamic rituals. that is rude. its equal if a muslim asks u to shove a cross up ur ass. (just an example, i dont mean it).

Martha Stewar, you're a sick bitch!
I'm Egyptian and you look like coming from Mars!

Get back there you old slut!

pathetic. though this doesn't mean that she doesn't like egyptians - she's just paranoid with the goings on in the world today. nothing wrong with a background check for the rich and paranoid. however, why work for or with someone like her in the first place?

also to the idiot who called egyptians "dot heads"? what an idiot! haha

Egypt is the best country in the whole world, Egyptians are the best , martha stewar you are a fucken bitch , a loser and to anyone who write bad things about Egypt : fuck u all , big ass .you are jeolous cause Eypt is the best, Egyptian are the best martha bitch whether you like it or not .

All I can say to those who insulted Islam, Muslims & Egyptians is: "May God take our revenge from you on Doomsday"...We shall all wait & witness that day!!

# 87 Mahmoud
#88 Rachel
#92 Mansi

Thanks for you all guys. You just said what i wanted to say!

to all the Americans on this blog : u just proved to me that u guys are as dumb as a the rest of the world say u are. u dont know a single thing outside your own cold and shallow community ,yet about history,society or politics and u jump into conclusions faster than a lifeguard jumps into the ocean to save a drowning soul. how biased can u short sighted people be ? GROW UP !, and to all the Egyptians here : you continously prove to me that ur patriotism and love of ur country is overwhelming ! wish these others dumb asses learn something from you.

what Do u know about Egyptian Martha?

hmmmmmmmmmmlet me zee: I know that zhe can't get a man
and couldn't keep the one zhe
had....I hate her zhow...never
watch that zhit,never will....
pizzed that Mark Burnette
produced that zhitzhow...
and yea..zhez raciztz...
the bitch livez in the
freakin Hamptonz,
but helpz no one☻

I love Egyptianz and all Middle Eaztern people
their livez R ruff...and people need to ztick up
for them...I think they R the funniezt comedianz
around and more of them zhould tell jokez about
ztupid Martha and ztupid American azzholez......

We are not terrorists for God's sake, especially EGYPTIANS ... we are even well educated and civilized as you are, if we're not more, steryotypes limited headed people, not every Arabian is a terrorist not every muslim is a terrorist, we are great people a great country we know more about the world than she does that stupid bad cook.

Go to the hell martha and all who judge egypians without dealing with them we are the most kind, hostile, and freindly people in the world
ask all our tourists

racist bitch

this stupid martha, is nothing but a waste.... Egyptians were the most powerful civilizations from 7000 years ago. let her do her awful cooks."who is that bitch compared to egyptians" she's nothin.. and everyone here arabs and muslims r not terrorist by the way, lol ur media r mocking u... u idiots u donno anything about this world cozz ur livin in a lie,!!!!!!!! u donno even wats happening in the middle east by these bastards who call us terrorists to take everything they want................. anyway i feel sorry for those ignorants over here.. plz look around u to know the truth

FUCK U MARTHA ,,,and who said that Egyptians likes u anyway FUKIN BITCH!!!!!!

to all who say that egyptians are ignorant and stupid i'd like to say that the least person in egypt can go to college and study there while most of the american people don't even complete their high schools.and most of the people who teach in your colleges are egyptians or arabs and to all americans who say that the pharoahs are weird and alien-like i say don't try to understand it cause you are so narrow-minded to get it or to get islam or muslims

Yeah, heaven forbid Martha Stewart should get upset that her assistants couldn't manage to hire someone who belongs in this country legally. Heaven forbid. Stop being jealous that you aren't worth nearly $700,000,000 and leave her alone. Thanks.