Jun 22 2007Marisa Miller gets her bikini on

Don't know who she is, but she's definitely HOT!

FIIRST!

I'd hit that! (who is this again?)

sweeeeeeeet

Who the fuck is this person?
This site sucks balls.
"celebrity news" is what makes america fucking suck.

YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK, GO READ A BOOK BITCHES!

Ok, have a nice day!

about time we have a hottie on here. that's the body i will have one day.lol

Simply put "Yummy", more of Marissa and let the hook nosed Giselle leave Vic Secret

Who the fuck is this person?
This site sucks balls.
"celebrity news" is what makes america fucking suck.

YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK, GO READ A BOOK BITCHES!

Ok, have a nice day!

Marissa grabbing an old woman's ass in bikini....priceless!

Ehh, she's cute, nice body, but she's pretty much your average cocktail party blonde.

What do I have to do to see a nice ass shot on here?

hot hot hot....i dont think she is human though

If any of you fat ugly jealous bitches dont know who Marisa Miller is, you should just crawl back into your donut box and shut the fuck up.

HOLY HELL SHE IS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT!

post some pictures of alessandra ambrosio and i will make this site my homepage. just kidding.

By far the hottest chick on the planet.

Oh yeah, and I'd put it in her.

#13
I might be fat, ugly, and jealous, but I'm not a bitch. And you shouldn't make fun of homeless people. A donut box is the best I could do.

It looks like she's peeing in pic. 14.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/jessxmickelson/lmfao.jpg

this is what a ugly jealous bitch looks like.lol and no it's not me its my bf's ex. lol

this is my sexiest woman alive...oh and monica bellucci too!

Looks a bit chilly on the beach.
Wonder if there's a Genuine draft for the shoot - or whether it's a Cold Filtered one ?
(Sorry... Miller beer humor is a bit Lite, not getting enuff sleep lately)

BOING!!! Marissa, baby! Call me! You got my number (wink)!

#10,

If she were at a cocktail party, none of the other girls would get any action.

This girl has an AWESOME figure(curves and super trim but with some thighs) and nice face, hair, etc.

13, so some people don't know who this nobody is & they're automatically a fat ugly jealous bitch? yeah, that makes sense. simmer the fuck down!

Yes, golden shower in pic #14. She could piss on me while I jackoff in my pretty panties.

really nice fake tits. i want to congratulate her surgeon. i know what victoria's true secret is, and it rhymes with illicone. well done, sir (or madam)!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

Ok I know she's beautiful. In real life she doesn't look real. I don't mean real like in a good way I mean real like in a Blythe doll way. The booobs are WAY!!! too fake and there is no meat on that frame. If that's what you like you should give up on all human relationships and just go buy a Real Doll and tell them to make it look like Marisa Miller.It would be cheaper and they probably eat the same amount of food.

Too bad she's half plastic, otherwise she's hot!

i wanna poke one of 'em big ol' baggies and watch the gel squirt out...and yes, because i'm jealous and ugly.

victoria's secret now features almost exclusively plastic women...

adriana lima, giselle, heidi klum and alessandria ambrosia ALL have fake tatas!

why does your god give so much to some and so little to others???

WHY??!! just not fair.

can't we leave off for the weekend with some britney? bald, fat, and with the touch of the down syndrome... yep, that's how i like my 'celebreties'

haha
can't we leave off for the weekend with some britney? bald, fat, and with the touch of the down syndrome... yep, that's how i like my 'celebreties'

that cracked me up.

So hot.

Want to touch the heiny.

She's got a nice bod (bought or otherwise), but her face looks kinda weird in some of the pics. Sorta like she's got a deformed jaw from giving too many blow jobs.

Fake or not she looks gr8, and as #20 says she seems to be living the 'High Life' or enjoying a 'happy hour' at the beach
(Subliminal Promotional consideration from the Miller Brewing Co.tm)

She used to model for JCrew BEFORE the fake tits. Then she had surgery and got hired by VS... coincidence?

She's gotta have fake boobs because her bodyfat % is low. If she were fat like too many people in America are, then yeah she would naturally have them. And so what if she's had surgery?? It's funny how people automatically dislike someone that is beautiful and in shape. Who cares if she decided to enhance her body with implants. If it makes your super low self esteem creep up a notch to hate on her for it, maybe you should cut out the cupcakes and join a gym. Then when you look it the mirror you might actually feel better about yourself.

can't help liking those pics ... this nobody does look like a barbie. Such healthy and fit figure!!

I'd like to be the old lady getting her ass grabbed!

I just Read:

NEW YORK - NBC News is denying reports that it has offered as much as $1 million for the first interview with Paris Hilton after her release from jail next week.

That's some good news.

#36 or we could bash pretty strangers, and no one has to feel the burn.

idz like to suzk her cunt dry

I totally agree. If NASA can't come up with some more shots of Marisa lunging to grab another females ass then I say shut the fucking thing down.

BTW her best work came in the 2006 swimsuit issue, which has replaced the bible as my tome of worship.

#29. Alessandra's still natural baybee!!
that's why's she's better than all women. Just cuz of that alone. That's right.

So original. A vs model w/hot body...and the implant/real debate rages on...

If guys still ran into the bathroom to fondle themselves with their mom's stolen Victoria's Secret catalog everyone would know who Marissa Miller is.

..Damn you omnipresent internet pr0n.

P.S. First!

Fuck me in the goatass! Wow.

How quickly we forget. Don't any of you remember this post?: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/marisa_miller_still_kinda_pret.php

This bitch is scary looking. I like the leathery skin the best.

Im having a good laugh at all the cows calling this girl plastic and fake. You know what, Id take plastic fake HOTNESS over natural real fattness and ugliness.

You dont see the men on here getting all jealous if they put up some dudes picture? You guys are pathetic. Get out of the dirty sweat pants and fix yourselves up. Go to the gym maybe, goddamn.

I find it funny that people get mad becuase this is supposed to be a site for "celebrity" news and they don't know who Marisa is...if you knew celebrity news enough to get angry you would know who she is...or if you ever picked up a Victoria's Secret Mag.

She was in Perfect 10 Magazine some time ago. They make the claim that all of their models have no implants. I'm going to go with them on this one.

Ahhm, #46, You call those pics "scary looking" ?? Whoa, she looks pretty good to me, alittle tan, but far from leathery. Seriously, what is your problem? This girl is super beautiful. Maybe a little on the uber thin side but beautiful.
I always used to think people who were that thin had an eating disorder but it's not always true. Some people can eat tons and have trouble gaining weight (god damn them!) AND, I'm not the type to say only super skinny girls are hot...there's all kinds of hotness out there but to say that this girl is yuck is plain dumb.

I agree with doomhammer...this chick is hott! I would give anything to have her body...and I will admidt that I'm too lazy to work out...Guess I'll never be the next Angel on this site :(

I wonder if these models' weirdo diets make their shit smell worse than the average chick's?

shes a victorias secret model. and she has a really cute bikini.

shes a victorias secret model. and she has a really cute bikini.

Yeah, this Marisa chick is nasty. Give me a pimply faced 145lb'er with ugly shoes and potato chip crumbs on her shirt and a friend who is somehow even fatter and uglier than she is!! Now thats hot.

#51

Your attitude is VERY sexy. That can go a loooooong way :)

The Superficial has really gone downhill- sure, shes hot- but I come here for news, not pictures I could see by going to www.victoriassecret.com, otherwise, i WOULD go there.

i am so tired of the fake/plastic/aneorxic card being played out everytime pics of really hot women are posted.

Marisa is hot. deal with it people.

Who are all these people asking who she is? She has the most perfect body on Earth.

She has a cute crotch too....

im straight and she is really hot

but the only one i'd go homo for is jessica alba.

well, kelley, you're not too bad yourself.

/nice bikini.

Id kill my grandparents and put them in the freezer for one night with Alba. I mean, they've lived full lives anyway and I think they would want me to have her.

These shots are the type of thing that remind you life is great. No worries, no problems. just babes in bikinis bouncing around by te beach.
http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

Va Va VA VOOM!!!

Yeh, I've seen her many times before over the years and she definetly has a great figure, but the breastasis are very fake. She has kind of a pretty face, but a serious case (think Lohan) of freckles. And her skin looks kind of leathery up close. She's not gorgeous, but she is pretty and a sexy girl.

Uh those freckles are from being in the sun, being active, not laying around the apartment with her cat.

Hohans are genetic defects, not from glistening rays of sun.

Marisa is drop dead, natural and beautiful, even if her tits were done.

48, being in a catalogue hardly makes you a celbrity.

Why is she grabbing that old lady's ass?

67 - if that's the case, she better get her ass to the dermatologist, stat.

Why do some jealous girls think we really care if pretty girls' tits are fake, if their teeth are fake, if their hair is fake, if their noses are fake, so what..... Last time I looked it was 2007, and everything was fake. At least the pretty girls try to make an effort to look nice. This one actually looks really pretty.

Have a nice weekend all you uglies. I guess if I had to wake-up in the morning and look back at an ugly face in the mirror, I'd be a bitch too.

I wanna eat a Huge breakfast off of her tummy!!! .... ( a weird fantasy, I know).

We're talkin' "Over Easy, Wheat Toast, side-a-sausage, canteloupe...."

I just said "Canteloupe"....

I agree that she is gorgeous but you know web page dude, girls read this site too... why No pics of some HOT guy models.. geez.. a little sexist I think :)

eh, there's nothing that great about her. she has a standard 'bikini babe' body and face. she's no hotter than any other swimsuit model chick. i mean, she's hot, but lets not go overboard.

#23 Yeah!!!

#71 Well you ARE a bitch. Guess you've just looked in a mirror?

#40

Sorry, but I doubt you would ever get the chance. You really are a disgusting person, Krazihotkelli

One way to get a woman's honest opinion's on another woman's body is simply to ask her which body they'd rather have. So ladies, which body would you rather have? Marisa Miller's or Kelly Clarkson's? In my case, even if I did hate Marisa to death, I'd still rather have her body than Kelly's.

47:
How can guys get jealous on this site? I cannot remember any picture of almost naked hot guys, with or without a huge penis.

Do I see a twat in the last pic?

79, you're not looking in a mirror, are you?

She has a great body, but a nasty, cum-gargling face. I'll pass.

idz like to suzk her cunt dry
again and again
yzummyz

krazihotkelli, lick your lips and consider it done.

Why would you care if her tits are fake anyways?
Just curious

#78, how about some other options? Everyone has different taste, just because one person doesn't find another super attractive doesn't mean they're jealous. I want different options is all...

Amazing body...perhaps even better than Biel's with that tiny waistline.

Shit, I remember when she used to be one of the ROMP girls.

I wish she was fatter though. Spindly looking types are just alien-unreal in the flesssh.

So, let me get this straight:

Marisa Miller wears a bikini and looks fab doing so.

Superfish: Next, please.

She'd be cute if it wasn't for the fake boobs. I can't stand fake. FIRST, kudos on your #76 post.

Sabelle is a faggot and a hater!

#81 I'm getting some 'popup action' from your link.
But not in a good way...

Her vagina is so wide, yet powerful... that it sucks up water when the waves come in, and it expels the water when the waves go out. (Pix 14&16)

Jellyfish do the same thing for propulsion. Score one for evolutionary theory!!

That is on hot ass minx! I always thought she had one of the sexiest bods around...especially because mine is very similar. I would instantly go lesbo with this little dish and even let my boyfriend watch.

- - > T h e OLD LADY h a s a hot a s s. < - -

Well ok. I'm not technically a doctor.
But to me her belly button looks a bit high.
This would be an umbilical chord accident , likely when she was quite young.
The best solution I could recommend would be me trying to move it. With my tongue.
Call me - Dr Bink.

THAT'S JUST IT THOUGH! How often do you see pictures of hot, nearly naked men on here?
Hmmmm, let me think...
Us girls need some male eye-candy too.

cord* would work as well there.
(Typical medical error)

She wouldn't look as hot if those photos were taken with a regular, sharp camera lens. They seem slightly blurred to cover the flaws. Like when they used to film Elizabeth Taylor through gauze. Not saying she isn't beautiful though, and has a spectacular figure. She's probably the oldest of the VS models.

#96 lol

#97 The oldest? Why haven't I heard of her outside of the Fish? Oh right...because I live here and never get out...

She's as dead looking as a fish.

You're all a bunch of closet necros.

#99 They call it "mannequinesque". I hear it's the new black

5'8" and 110 lb. is freaky thin. Photographs well, but in person it's ungodly. Nothing natural about it. Some sick diet/exercise plan, guaranteed.

Which doesn't matter, because it just makes her so HOT, doesn't it?

BTW, that seriously tanned skin may look nice now, but in 10, 20 years it's gonna be sad.

99- You must be a real looker darlin'.
If dead fish look like that than I will have the tuna steak...thank you.

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Marisa does NOT have implants. She said so herself on her forum and she's says that every woman must decide what's right for their own body. Marisa was uh, "gifted" from a young age

Wanky's a retard!

Wow, what a fun game!

4th Row 4th picture: GREAT MONKEY SHOT!!!

To all you Kelly Clarkson fans whooting and hollering about how she looked great well HERE'S A GOOD LOOKING BODY! And no she aint no anorexic hollywood bitch.

TIGHTEST BOD ON THE PLANET

10: thats why all cocktail waitressed model.

dumb bitch

Marissa Miller is gorgeous, fake boobs or not. A. She surfs, and B. she's from Santa Cruz. Although, it is hard to surf with fake boobs.

I'd drink her bathwater, please?

Marissa Miller is a vision of perfection, a beautiful, athletic woman who obviously takes care of herself. As another poster observed, her extremely low body fat makes implants almost necessary in her profession, and the results are hardly "awful". She's absolutely gorgeous!

So, to all you bitter jealous heifers out there, and you know who you are, swilling coke and munching on potato chips, planting your fat asses on the couch in front of the TV 6+ hours a day, who haven't exercised or been laid in years, if ever, you suck. Sadly, excluding motivations limited to pity or extreme desperation, no man without a felony conviction or more than a 3" cock will ever have sex with you.

I can see why some of you whales might be angry, as two-thirds of you are morbidly obese, lazy, bull dykes. While, Marissa Miller has many desirable genetic traits that are entirely beyond her control, and beyond your reach, she also has the drive and discipline to realize her potential. And that makes her even more attractive.

# 68, well said. She is a model not a celeb.

Yeah, she's hot and so is every single 20 to 30 yr old model. Or most girls in LA. I'm bored instantly looking at these pictures.
In fact I'm bored of all the blond and bland models. They all look the same to me.
VC should use models with more alternative looks for a change. Tats and piercings, edgy as hell. There's nothing intersting about a bland looking chick no matter how hot she is.
Personality is what makes a person hot.
Blah.

Marisa is the epitome of health and youth; probably no other model looks as natural as Marisa in a bikini. She's a Santa Cruz surfer chick, after all.

oooh I have been thinking about buying that bikini !! Thanks for the pics it looks much cuter on then the one measle pic in the catalog and woo hoo it is on sale !!!

ur pathetic you god damn whore im not retarded~!

shes f***ing hot

BONES RULE!!!!!!!!!

If this chick really looks like this and it's all natural, then I salute her.

And by salute I mean with a tool guaranteed to get her juices going again after Krazikelli gets her lesbo fix in.

i agree thanks for bumping this one up to the top---i always check back (for some reason, 5-10 times during the weekend)

omg a model with an actual figure for once [read: with a chest]. models these days usually come in two sizes - skinny and skinnier.

marisa miller, i salute you.

::yawn:: another chick in a bikini. Yay. I almost clicked back because I've seen it before. Take the head off any Vicki Secrets model and they all look the same. I have to work at the Limited Brands corperate office anyway.

re 18: actually you seem more like an ugly jealous bitch

Indeed #113! I love my girls looking bad.
But I guess that's what Suicide Girls is for.
Put up pictures of SG girls please, Superfish.

What I find funny and kinda sad is so many guys on here defending her when she'd never even consider sleeping or even talking with any of you. I'd never defend a guy no matter how hot I found him unless I'd slept with him or kissed him or something. And it's all a matter of taste. I think she's a little generic and boney for my liking, but maybe that's because I haven't seen her in person.

#125

The same thought just crossed my mind. All these guys rallying to her defense when in reality not only wouldn't she give them the time of day but she also stop to put out the flames if they were on fire. And then calling everyone else ugly when they are probably acne-riddled basement dwellers who've only see the female form on the internet and in magazines.

As for this Marisa, meh. I'd take Jessica Biel any day of the week over this beanpole. Now that's a girl with a fit body. Nice and tight with a booty to boot. 5"8 and 110 looks great on film but I prefer more cushion for the pushing.

i want to wear her bikini bottoms on my face...let me know if their available...

i mean "they're" not their....good graciousness now i'm gonna have a WOODY all weekend..she is over the top beautiful...

wow i like her even more now that i noticed someone wrote she would never consider sleeping or talking with random anonymous bloggers...finally a beautiful celebrity that holds out...wow now i'm in love too ;-)

also she was in PERFECT 10??? anyone know what issue...i gotta get my hands on that issue(as soon as i'm done spanking my monkey) this woman is incredible!!!!!!!

I'm a jack-off just trying to waste everyone's time.

This woman is flawless! It hurts to look at her.
As far as I know Alessandra Ambrósio and Gisele Bündchen did *not* have breast implants (none of them). Alessandra's case is not even open for discussions, since she's got nada (nothing in Portuguese). But I bet Gisele's are real as well. And better, muuuch better.
But back to the bikini goddess you posted... Blargh! I don't want to go back there. It makes me depressed. Repeating to emphasize: the darned woman is flawless, flawless! And trust me, I have searched well.

If I can just get my finger out of my ass I can push my cell phone in. Call me!

this morning was wonderful, I woke up to about 5 guys trying to give me head. It was my dream for my whole life to have so many guys on me at one time is the best thing I could ask for. I let a couple of them pook
me in the ass and now my fudge is packed.
never knew how nice it could be to have
so many guys at the same time.

The boobs are weird.

Not fake necessarily. They just look like they're melting or something. Also looks like she had a rib removed.

Still hot though. Kinda has a MILF look. She looks like O.J. Simpson's type.

Is this what a makeup artist's job is like?? Wearing bikinis in exotic locations, applying makeup to the likes of Marisa Miller?

Hmm, I think I have thus far made a vocational error.

Wanky, do you suck your mother with that mouth?

very impressed that you're aware of what you are ---congrats on the self awareness, not put that in a bigger context and you can discover how ironic you are as well!!!!
rock on jack off

Looks like another Victoria's Secret tranny beast to me.

meh

And another thing all the "dudes" getting all defensive about this obvious hermaphrodite, are just smacking of closet homo, just saying she's hot 'cause they think that's what heteros are supposed to do and thus, overcompensating.

yes, I've returned my good sir, and this message is to the techclerk. This is also my
dream #134. Why didn't you invite me. I still
have a dick last time I looked.

That is definitely a hot photoshoot...

More of these models need a rack like that.

to answer the jealous heifer uglies comments, i have nothing against fake tits- just the fact that they are timebombs and ultimately a kamakazi mission for the chest-ever seen them when they get old? they look like pectoral testicles, and they're irreversible.

now, if stem cell research were allowed, we'd be able to grow a woman's own breast tissue in a lab, and implant it in the chest. right now, implants are a hasty, cheap, and barbaric alternative. a plastic surgeon told me this should be available in less than 20 years. Without Bush in office, it would already be here.

so, number 143, if you want all models to have a nice rack with a real shelf life, vote democrat.

Nothing special, just a skank that looks exactly like 10 billion others trying her hardest to look hot and to get some attention. Her body is nothing special, can we say skinny chick with flat booty and flaccid body? Her face is ok, but again, nothing special. And remember, this chick will never, ever, ever look a 1% as hot and fuckable as Britney used to look and be.
Just another boring stupid skank that looks like 10 billion others and there's nothing special about her. BOOOOOORING. Give me some Kim Kardashian.

Yes, love the peeing pics. Must have been a very unskilled photog who did the shoot, they generally don't capture streams of water pouring off her vajajay. Nonethe less, thank you for the visual... indeed.

So if every chick can grow tits in a petri dish, they'd all do it.
And then we wouldn't be able to even appreciate them because anyone and everyone would have them.

I don't want a world of every chick being double c and double d. Nothing looks worse than a rail think chick all top heavy with huge implants. I mean if you like cartoon characters, great, but this is not a prescription for a cooler world.

Variety is the spice of life. Shape over size.

well, it's hardly likely that you're alone in the world, Sheva.

chicks who agree with your subtle and refined eye for proportion would probably NOT get implants.

and chicks with a coarser sense who wanted bigger tits would have a safe, permanent, aesthetically pleasing and reversible solution.

everybody wins.

i want to suck on ur titties sabelle

#139-#140 Barbado Slim you are a genious. Don't be a stranger. Your commentary is missed.

She's kind of boring and a little too skinny. If she gained like 10 pounds it would do her some good.

Sienna Miller,Marisa Miller,Miller beer etc.Can't they choose for once instead of stealing names from eachother a more original name?!

yea Barbadoslim, I have missed you, please come over so I can lick you dry. You big
fat hog, you know how I love beg hogs.

Marisa Miller is one smoken hot lesbian!

hmmmmm other sperm recepticle for a rock star...

damn i hate typos

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girlz who buy their
titz R stupid bitchez..
therez nothing wrong
with band=aid titiez...
even though, I don't
have tiny titz, it
wouldn't bother me
if I did...

they may be stupid, but they're often richer for it. you're just scared that people will get tits better than yours, and then you won't get to say to yourself (or to us) that at least you don't have small tits!

stupid barf bag

Sorry wanky, but that's your father's job.

#160=clearly U have fake titz
your grozz..my titz are big and
I am skinny, zo like I would need
them..to put a piece of foreign object
in your skin is fuckin sick, bitch..
U must really be insecure to get fake
titz..but of courze U R...like any
amount of money iz worth that and what
did U get more tipz from your job at
Hooterz? Your a fuckin weirdo.

she's hot, but not as hot as them:

Then again, I'm into trannies, and the mens in general. Homo I.

FUCK.
someone needs to be hired to update on weekends.
someone who possesses the same cynical sarcasm.

Maresa was cuter when she was modeling for zines liek Shape and was teh flat-chested surfer girl. Now she just looks like the typical wannabe barbie with a tit job and some good dental work. Pretty but a dime a dozen.

Her boobs are real, that's why she's such a famous model considering her average-ish pretty face. It's been proven with early pics.

Her body's perfect. NOT to thin. Fat, chubby, chunky, thick, etc... will never be attractive.

HER BOOBS ARE REAL. They made all the girls prove no tit jobs for perfect 10 magazine..go and search it.

Her ass is is curvy and f'ing amazing. She's got a tiny waist and nice hips/legs..end of story..perfection.

Check out her SI shoot with her ASS in your face..then go whack off guys...it's worth it.

this woman is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. who is this one dating?? anyone know???? what a beautiful, beautiful things oh my goodness!!!!!!!! and all natural which makes it a million times better

simply awesome...this woman should be on the cover of every magazine all the time, plus she should star in every TV show and every movie from now on --not kidding!

fun to know: been hearing a lot of stories that this chick makes a fortune trading commodities, at first we didn't really believe it but we kept hearing about and then we started hearing from people who would know...so she is a perfect woman, beautiful and super sharp----i'd love to watch her trade!

her boobs WERE real. if you look at the earlier pics, they are quite noticabley smaller. go to...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

and i don't have implants, krazihotkelli. i was referring to most of hollywood and models, and they make millions because of it. female roles are usually not that interesting, so looks carry a lot of weight. and no one wants to hire a flat chested girl or a girl with saggy tits.

but it must suck, krazihotkelli, that the value of your tits has been so significantly deflated (no pun) by technology that allows almost any pretty, skinny girl to buy herself a pair. with a little research and patience, she can get a pair that looks better than real!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's a little too skinny for my tastes.

For the record, I wouldn't even dream to post gay fantasies here, but IF I did they would be better than that. I'm not the one trolling you Krazihotkellie, so bring it on, bitch. See if I care.

To whoever is trolling Krazihotkelli,

I would troll her too, if I could do it as good as you do it. But I can't. Please keep it up. I'm your biggest fan and it cracks me up. The shit is fucking funny and you are my hero.

sorry, i meant 'to whomever is trolling..."

"Yes, love the peeing pics. Must have been a very unskilled photog"

Err... these are pictures taken by someone taking pictures of the photoshoot. Notice the shots where you can see the real photographer? See how she's looking intently somewhere else?

lol, I stand corrected

#173=tittayz
No, it hazn't deflated my boobz
in anyway, coz, I haven't zeen
anyone with fake boobz that look
better then my real onez.

techclerk,
whomever iz trollin me clearly haz
been raped by their father and brother
zo, if it helpz whomever U R to troll
me, then bring it fuckin on, bitchez.

it's
"whoever is trolling me clearly has
been raped by their father and brother,
so if it helps whomever U R to troll..."

the former uses the verb "to be" intransitively, so it is the subjective case "I am she"

the latter uses the verb "to be" transitively, so it is the objective case
"I am trolling her"

"who" is the subjective pronoun
whereas "whom" is the objective (direct and indirect objective) pronoun

well, actually i don't think the latter part of your poem constitues a sentence, and i can't make out its meaning, so maybe it's whoever in both cases...

oh, i see.

if it helps you (whoever you are) to troll me, then...

the clause, "whoever you are" should be subjective case... if it helps (you), whoever you are...

ztick your verbz, nounz, fuckin
pronounz, what ever elze the fuck
up your azz where your guyz have
been according to U...I am done
with Englizh fuckin clazz for the
Zummer, zo fuck U. Leave my dad
outta here, fuckface...baztard azzdick.

I want 2 fuck u techclerk.

techclerk: U fuckin wished.
In your fuckin dreamz, dickbrain.

techclerk, I can't believe what you put in your posts after the weekend you had. You need to join me and my husband Scratch(devil), sounds like you like sick shit and that's exactly what you'll get from us. when you get here, just ask for mia, they'll let you in. Hurry though, the gang is waiting.

wow, look at that girl grabbing the other girls ass. techclerk and mia, you need to find them and bring them to me. I'll be waiting for all of you. Mia knows her way here, just stay with her and you won't get lost. Now, hurry up and get here, my big hard red dick is waiting to screw you all.

im soo horny... i want 2 fuck U techclerk!

If i have to see this skinny bitch's ass one more time when i load the site i swear im gonna scream. one ugly midget. victoria's secret has pretty girls for the dime, and this one just doesnt compare. brrrrr. that jaw.

Troll, you rule. That's funny.

#181

("who" is the subjective pronoun
whereas "whom" is the objective (direct and indirect objective) pronoun)

Man, I'm goooooooood!

She has really big hips and has to work really hard to try to keep them under control. Her boobs are fake and she has a masculine, old looking, plain face in comparison to other top models (except gisele). I would rather see pics of the other vs models

Dear Krazihotkelli,

Wow. I never knew. I'm flattered, but I think it is certain that you are underaged and not worth going to jail. Also, you seem really into the anal penetration. That all you ever seem to talk about. I'm sorry, but it just isn't going to work. Don't worry. It's not me. It's you.

ahhhh good start to a monday morning..these will never get old!

Stupidskankkelli, shouldn't you be in summer school. With the way you write, it is more than obvious that you couldn't pass a 2nd grade English course.

doesnt it alarm any of you that you can see the tendons and bones sticking out of her freaking arms??

How is this skeletal whore sexy??

The old lady with the junk in the trunk has a better body than this anorexic bitch.

Yuck. This shit grosses me out. She doesnt even loook healthy.

193- Being the raging beauty that you must be, I'm sure you are familiar with the hip to waist ratio? Her hips are normal and her waist is very thin. I don't know ...maybe your waist is the same as your hips or something, but the girl looks pretty close to perfect. I would like you to stand next to her and see how you weather. lol!!! Also green is not your best color...you don't wear it well.

Here's some pics taken by various stupid professional photographers whom wasted a bunch of film on this big hipped, man looking, fake boobed girl...yeah I'm sure they would be doing the same for your gracefullness. The topless ones really show off the horrible body she has!

http://www.ilgeko.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=675

yes! this woman trades like a bansheee! wonder if she does it in her bikini

jus'stupid and techclerk, so glad you made it last night, but why didn't you bring some hot girls? all you brought was ugly fat guys. don't get me wrong an asshole is an asshole, but next time bring some assholes that have nice faces. which is more worn out, your dicks or your assholes? call me.

mia, thanks for showing me and jus'stupid to Satan's layer. I had no idea that he let you
engage with other people other than him, but
it was totally amazing and we will be back with more ugly men. Tell scratch thanks and that we has a red hot time.

My question is how did the bird get 'in' her pajamas?

techclerk, your welcome. we do that every night and usually there's more women than men, but who really cares? It's like the devil said,"an asshole is an asshole". So, who are you bringing tonight? How about schack,miserablebastard and oh yea,Tomcat
Cruise. I hear that he's a mad crazy lay and can suck cock until the rooster crows. Don't forget the beer and whisky, Satan is a little greedy with the alcohol.

mia, did you really say the Tomcat Cruise was going to be there? I love him so much, I can't wait to suck his peter and do a little
brokeback on his asshole. I will be there, I just called some of my buds and they said it's a go, so see you at midnight in the devil's layer.

techclerk, is your dick sore? mine is, and so is my asshole. I thought I had a dream, but I guess it was real. did we really visit the devil? Next time, I am going to bring
Countfuckable and Jimbo. I hear they are also into that kinky shit. call me later for our midnight plans for tonite.

techclerk, who told you that krazikelli was under age? she is 18, not 11 like someone in here said. not that she would want you, but I'm just letting you know that she's not 11.
don't worry, I don't want her along, she doesn't know how to do anything. she is untouched, and not the my husbands type. call me later and let me know for sure if you and the guys are going to make it.

Peter, look at all the perves on this site. We need to inform Capt. Hook and his pirates, you know how they love sucking cockadoodledo's. Wow, I am glad that Indians aren't this crazy, they would make me look bad. Even the lost boys aren't this bad.

It looks like someone was definately
trying to get up someone's asshole this
weekend. Nice job techclerk and the rest
of you. Hope you enjoyed your weekend.
Sounds like you did.

dont talk zhit about my fukin zpeling & gramer... bitch i will fuck U up and techclerk i will juzt fuck U... i have a ztrap-on and U can take it in teh azz lyke U lyke it.

techclerk#209===nice try
azzdicklicker:
damn U R one mezzed up
mutherfucker...look
what U have done all
weekend! How can U zhow
your dick=face?

whoevr teh fuck iz
trolling me needz
2 ztop... bitch i
will kick UR fukin
azz

I really need to do more bragging on here. I had to do so many blowjobs tonight that my mouth is numb. Snatch, you were the best that I ever had. I totally enjoyed you. We'll talk tomorrow about it.

212, you can brag, you were like butter and you have a tight little ass.

For all of you retards that think Marisa has fake boobs... You're all wrong!
Marisa is 100% natural. I know her, and most of the VS girls.
As a matter of definite FACT...98% of the VS girls are completely natural.
Eat your hearts out jealous people!

She has a pretty face (not gorgeous) and an amazing body--super fit and huge boobs. Btw, they're 100% natural. It's obvious from looking at them. I think she's an alien.

How come says in the Fitnees mag interview that she was a size D as a teenager and in the J-crew catalog a few years ago she was flat chested and skinnier?? I remember her because I though she was beautiful. Then all of a sudden she got really big in the chest, then she landed that job at Victoria's Secret. Her interview felt kind of acted, and she kept referring to her curves and how she was voluptuous naturally …that's all she talked about… too obvious…

i like you better this time .THE MOON MOVED?