Jun 22 2007Lindsay Lohan working hard in rehab

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Remember when I suggested the Promises rehab facility was like a circus? Turns out I wasn't too far off, as Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Venice Beach Wednesday bicycling and roller blading with some friends. And maybe I'm not the master of subtlety that she is, but if you're trying to be inconspicuous, maybe taking your shirt off and riding around in your bikini isn't the best idea. "They're taking my picture! I know how to stop them, I'll take my shirt off! Wait, they're not stopping. Noooooo!"

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Looking good...

This healthier, more athletic lifestyle suits her well...she's been looking really good lately.

Can a film studio demand that she spend every night in a rehab facility while shooting? Because it seems like the best way to get her career back on track

SKANKERELLA

Yeah... but if you´re an addict in every trip out of rehab you might be tempted to sniff coke even in the dressing room.

I hope for her own good that she isn´t.

she's gained weight.

STAND UP STRAIGHT. god.

that chick in the black is really hot.. nice abs

Lindsay needs to hit the gym.

The snot nosed delinquent freckled mess on her tricycle....trolling for liquor and any man that will have her skanky tramp ass. She is such a fuckup....she seriously needs to go back to the cave her inbred family crawled out of.

I thought she went to rehab to lose her narcotics habit, not her @ss.

People still ROLLERBLADE?!

the skin on her shoulder looks like pumice.

Even if she is a stupid spoiled whore, her body ALMOST looks like the body that people made such a stink about before she went all anorexia on us.
Now that she's without smokes and booze, she gonna turn into Jabba pretty soon here. But for now - looking GOOD, bitch,

Yallz justALLZ
JeALOUZ DADDY
DOnt callz you
LINDSEY when he
FUCKZ YOU IN
THE azz. HE only
duz that forME
and MY DOLLY.

She never had an ass! I think that it's great that she is in rehab, doing her thing! Stop all the negativity, Dick juices!

i also think movies should be free and i think thats what the public wants,,, again the biz has changed .....at least i think thats what the public wants...

Im pretty sure that riding around on tricyles and pretending to rollerblade isnt really considered "rehab".. However this just strenghtens my theory that Promises rehab is actually just a bunch of celebrities fingerpainting and wiping boogers on walls.

you're an idiot 15. everyone wants everything to be free, that doesn't mean ceo's are gonna turn into santa claus.

on lindsay: NO ASS, BOTCHED TITS, SALAMI SKIN, FRIED HORSEHAIR

mmmm...fried horsehair.

Thank goodness. With all this stuff about her "taking rehab seriously" I was getting worried she might actually stop being such a ridiculous human being. And then what who I compare myself to when I want to feel better about myself? Good to know it was all a joke.

Thanks, Lindsay, for supplying the world with the phrase, "At least I'm not Lindsay Lohan."

why is The Random in the bottom left a thousand times prettier?

[counselor] good morning everyone. Since it's Friday and you've all progressed so well, let's say we take a day off and do some enjoyable activities, shall we? Any suggestions?

[girl] How about we go down to the beach and get a Coke? It's a beautiful day outsi-

[lindsay] there's coke at the beach? last one there's a rotten egg!

okay, thanks for reiterating what the post just told us, #16. can you say paraphrase?

(#21) sand: nature's cocaine. god, can't believe you didn't know that. don't need no straw; bury face and sniffffffffffffffffffff

I absolutely cannot see how she made Maxim #1. No way. They are smokin' you know what...

Last time I was at Venice Beach (about 10 years ago), It was not exactly a wholesome family environment. The NORML people were handing out hemp seeds and you were lucky if you didn't walk 100 feet without bumping into another junkie. Maybe things have changed there.

Sometimes I forget how young Lindsay Lohan is. just about to turn 21, already in rehab and still has 90 years to go till she hits the relatively tame 30's. We will have no shortage of entertainment from her for the next decade. Im sure she'll end up in jail at some point http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

jrzmommy, sucks monkey balls! I know, I live right next to the Bitch!

Is she so plastered that he friends have to hold her up rollerblading? I'll go with she just sucks. And god, rollerblading is soooo lame! Is that some sort of tramp stamp scribbled above her so called ass? Probably says "If you are reading this you are getting a disease"

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and she's only just 21!

Motherfucker....take a look at her toes, those fuckers are thick and fat. Hmmmm....that might just turn me off from fucking her.

I hope she is learning that she can have a good time in life without snorting coke and swilling liquor...
Or she could just drop dead.
Either one would really be fine with me.

monkey balls taste like bananas....you say that like its a bad thing.

She looks like an elephant.

The new Superfish editor SUCKS.... Has no new material. Almost needs a padam-pam-pshhht at the end of each punchline.

Can anticlown media hire somebody better?... and someone who also posts on the weekends?

Every picture I see of her looks like she should be at Nascar race... white trash.

how in the world was this women voted hottest out of 100 other women. the people over at Maxim are smoking crack

why does she cover her face? - it's her hooha we're tired of seeing.
#27 Good Head, living on the street corner hardly qualifies you to be a good judge of other people's character.

Sex tape should be out anytime now........

She can't even lay low for one month?

She can't even lay low for one month...while she's being REHABILITATED for addiction? GAWD.

What's with the bionic cameltoe in the light yellow/green shorts in pix 2 and 3?

As for LL, she looks pretty good to me. I can't imagine that rehab is supposed to be lockdown; maybe they do get a day off. And she's only skating and biking, it's not like she's pulling the train on the beach.

credit for trying!!!! i guess

She can't get her picture taken in rehab, you know, due to HIPAA. Screw it. I have nothing else to say.

her mom and dad really got into it outside of divorce court today apparently.

Long Island trash. Nothing more.

mmmmmmmmm Bionic cameltoe, Yummy

umm #40- of course she looks OK. but she's a far cry from the gorgeous faunlet days of mean girls- and it's her own doing- she bleaches her skin, then puts tanner on; she gets implants put in and taken out so that her boobs are saggier than a 30 yr. old's, and she bleaches otherwise gorgeous hair to look like someone else. resulting in the seedy looking creature above, which looks okay, but not like a star or model, you know?

You'd think with how much money she has, she could at least pay someone to help her put on her fake tanning lotion! That shit looks terrible and uneven. I'm disappointed in her lack of precision used to administer tan lotion. shame, shame.

I think part of the rehab process is teaching these people that there are ways to have a good time that don't involve drugs or alcohol. I hope she sticks to it. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but I feel bad for her in the same way I feel bad for any person who grew up with a screwed up family... and hers is pretty horrible.

46, yes I agree. She was once on a magazine cover a year or two ago (!), and without looking carefully, I thought she was in her late 20s or close to 30. Mean Girls was definitely her zenith. A faunlet, indeed! She's got to stay out of the sun and stop smoking. I guess the drinking and coke don't help, either. The folks at Maxim must've been looking at old photos. (Like from Parent Trap.)

wat happen if ppl stop hiring her to be in films soon, wit all dis car crashes and rehabs.. doesnt she think abt it. Drew Berrymoore worked hard to change her ways and regained her career.. I hope LL will come to her senses b4 it's too late. It's pretty sad to see how one tends to be Paris Hilton when one is privillaged.

She kinda looks preggo here. And I have to agree w/ others; she looks well into her 20's, if not 30's. It's hard to believe she's not even 21 yet. Imagine how she will look by the time she's 40; yipes. But then, I don't think anyone will know or care by then. She's ugly now, she'll be ugly then. Freckles are cute...but not on EVERY inch of ones body. Blech

i hate the freckles they look nasty. damn gingers. she use to look alot better. way back when. yeah anyways. she'll be right back to her old ways in no time. what a shame. she used to be a hottie

She and Dina look like sisters, and it's not a compliment to Dina!

I would like to thank personally all of my fans, that have my back! I want you to know that I love you! It's been a while since my last single, but I'm bouncing back stronger than ever! Don't believe all of the rumors that you hear about me. They just want to bring a sexy, young hip artist like me down! Here's a taste of what I can do!


Truly Yours,

Lindsay Lohan

# 32- Are you a comedian? Because your comments are downright hillarious...

Im sorry, I meant stupid and rediculous.

#13

GROSS! I hope you get the help you need. I used to hate you, but now you have my sympathy. Your father should be shot in the groin.

Pic #10 & #11.

Where does one actually play street hockey in Venice Beach?

This diva needs more cowbell.

#57

They can play street hockey anywhere Lindsay isn't allowed to drive.


these pictures remind me of when i left a bowl of peaches outside in the middle of august for too long ...damn them peaches was gross!!

Sometimes the fake tan on her face makes her look like the rotting halloween jackolantern on my front porch

ridiculous with an e....beautiful.

yeah, that chick in the black shorts & top is way hot. LL has a hot bod, but she's starting to develop that "coke has aged me prematurely" face. and once you've got it, there's no going back...

#54 please upload your youtube again because it is a dead link.

she looks old and tired for a 20 year old! her body's not anything special, and her arms look kinda flabby. i've seen better looking waitresses at the cheesecake factory.

Check out http://www.hollywoodgirls.tv for news, videos and photos on Lindsay!

it's scary how much she looks like her mom with that hair color and cut.

here I go Again!

She's a big fat fire crotch hore!!

ok, thanks!

How is this pot bellied pig considered attractive?

SPEW... she has the grossest chubby cum gut belly and the ugliest most unshapley unfeminine legs I've ever seen on a non fat person. Her belly looks like a dead sea bass. She needs to tone up. She has hideous posture and scraggly fake hair. Your hair is fake and you still can't get it to look full and shiny? It's like having saggy implants, it makes no sense. Her gross freckled fake cheese sprayed looking skin is so filthy. And she has such a round mishapen chubby fat head. NASTY.

Now shit your pants if you want little children but this is the SUPERFICIAL.

I see those trike things have cell phone antennas built right in. Lindsay must feel at home.

Stupid ginger kid.

#68 I tried and it is still a dead link. Just give it up for the next time. The moment has passed

she's riding a god damn big wheel!!!
most of us outgrow bigwheels around the 1st grade.

they wont even let her ride a bike with training wheels ?

If she let her hair stay in its natural color and added a lil more dark........ ..you'd mistake her for a Klingon... look, at that fucking forehead would ya. ~ Pic #1 ~!!!!!!!!!

She is a filthy nasty cum guzzling gutter tramp and just looking at the pictures one would think she has a foul body odor to her.

Blohan and Angelina Jolie are actually aliens from the planet trampslutwhoreherpesfilledgapinguglyvaginastink

Their forheads send signals back to their home planet. I am not fully sure what their earth mission is but it has something to do with being super stanky skanks.

My comment was in reference to #75.

MY GOD give her a friggin break - obviously the creator of this site has NO CLUE what rehab is really about.

No rehab place makes you stay in 1 building for 30 days straight. EVERY REHABILITATION PLACE WHETHER IN LA OR NORTH DAKOTA EVEN gives you hours to spend with family & friends after you have stayed in the program for a little while.

Isn't it better that she is at a beach actually having fun with friends rather than at some party doing coke & staying out all night into the morning?
F**K all you ignorant stupid people.

#78 ..I'm thinking you are A. Hohan herself..or B. one of those skank lesbo looking "friends" of hers...

It may be me, but she has hairy shoulders...

She's only been in rehab a few weeks and she's already behind-the-times. Lindsay...it's all about the ROLLER SKATES these days, not blades. ESPECIALLY on Venice Beach. Haven't you ever seen Xanadu?

#79

If your theory is correct, then that was a public admission / confirmation that Lohan is a coke addict.

Lohan is a genius!
Hide the smack in the lining of the hat.
BRILLIANT!

Promises is NOT real rehab.It is a month long long spa. At Betty Ford you make your own bed, do your own laundry. There are no private rooms, TV is sat evening only, so is the phone, (15 min).You must go to classes and lectures and AA. NO excuses. You go to therapy everyday to figure out why you want to kill yourself with booze or drugs. But guess what it works!

What a fucking cow!!! She is ginormous! I can't stand her shapeless pudgy legs and kanks! She's almost Shitney's size but minus the muscle.

You know, this time I don't think anyone should be making fun of Lindsay. From this, it actuualy looks like she MIGHT be doing the right thing and turning her life around. I just hope she doesn't crash again as soon as she's out.

#86 - Yeah, I was rather surprised not to see a martini or a forty in her hand, myself. But I don't give it long until she's back out at the clubs and throwing up in a ditch somewhere. Or sleeping with yet another middle-aged guy.

I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake's version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.

#84 I would LOVE to go to Promises. I could really use a vacation...

ummm.... where is her appendicitis removal scar????

90-between her ears

Has a good bod, but has way too many freckles. Her vagina is probably covered in them.

As they say, if you want to look good have your picture taken next to fat people.

yeeeehaw! I dont know what's worse, LL's flab or the spandexy pants creeping up that lady's crotch

Dear #78,

I completely agree with you. She's in the spot-light in front of cameras, showing she isn't doing drugs, and yet people can still find a way and reason to make fun her.
She is only human and maybe non-celebrity people go to rehab more than once. And wreck their. (Example: My alcoholic-deceased-Grandfather.)
She's only 20, she'll learn.

And in her defense, I will add: She might be a coked-up celebrity queen, but that's more than any of you.

...Michael.

what the fuck ever happened to blonde skinny anorexic lindsay lohan

shes a fucking cow now, jesus christ

#95.

Everyday we get a self righteous fuck who wants to pucker up and kiss some foul smelling celebrity ass. Your comments really just lead us to believe that YOU are a total train wreck since YOU are defending a worthless crack whore. Please explain to me how the world manages to function if we lowly non-celebrities are even worse than a drug addicted slut. I love how since some of you are basement dwelling boil covered fatty virgins that you ASSume we all are. Last time I checked this was the World Wide Web where people from all walks of like congregate. Please try to understand that this is a celebrity trashing site. So if you have nothing mean to say go back to mailing your spooge filled underwear and incoherent love letters to Lohan's little fan club and stop coming to the SUPERFICIAL to stick up for these soulless pieces of shit.

*life

#95... Um, your MySpace song is Paris Hilton.

Loser.

WHY DOESN'T THIS COKED UP BOOZED OUT CUMSTAIN JUST KILL HERSELF ALREADY!!!??? WHEN YOU HAVE 50 CAMELJOCKIES WITH CAMERAS FOLLOWING YOUR EVERYMOVE WHAT IS THE POINT. BAD PUBLICITY ISN'T GOOD PUBLICITY SLUTHAN!!! YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!

KILL YOURSELF SLUTHAN!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!

Friends don't let Friends Rollerblade!

At least she got the implants put back in, the tits are looking acceptable. Too bad the rest of her looks like a midget's colon.

*ewwwwwwwwwwwwww*

#13=still pretending
hello, blue name,azzdick
anyway, your still making
fun of my father who iz
dead, boy I have met some
losers in my life, but
Frist!!! Fishstick, techclerk,
U fuckerz really must of been
abused by your dadz to keep
talking about a dead man
that way, unfuckinbelieveable!

didn't take long for
her to start gaining
weight..zince her body
izn't fuckin or znortin..
better watch, you'll turn
into a big fatt azz.

"I hate being hounded by Paparazzi so I'll lay low and ride around on a fucking huge tricycle on Venice beach." Real convincing Lindsay you narcissistic moron.

And rehab is the in thing for celebs now. they do it to try and get sympathy or something. morons.

she knows maybe how to snort but she doesnt have a clue how to rollerblade

and yeah she's getting on the fat side for sure

Oh my god, is that Missy "The Missile" Giove in the red tank top? I figured she was layin low in Jersey and muchin on some carpet.

Lohan is about 1 year away from the padunkadunk ass. When she's barefoot that ass drops and she looks quite unsexy.

Now about that brunette with the pony tail.. how about some dirt on her. Nice six pack abs and the Kim K. lookalike... minus the ginormous Kardashian booty.

oh yea, shez workin real fuckin
hard..I know alot of people who
would rather have her rehab drugz
then their street drugz..like rehab
iz gonna help her..shez a fattazz
already.

LINDSAY!!!

LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE READING THIS!!!

YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

A FUCKING WORTHLESS ASS LICKING WHORE WHO CANNOT RIDE THE FAME TRAIN FOR LONG!!!

FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

Dear #95,

I completely feel sorry for you. I used to stick up for Lohan. Man, does she leave me feeling like the world's biggest dumbass. I am ashamed and horrified for every praise and word I spoke in defense of Lindsay. You got to know when to cut your losses and unhitch your wagon from this trainwreck. If not, wanna buy my Enron shares?

Krazihotkelli,
Why would you say such a story about your dad and then yell at us because he's passed away? More evidence that YOU were beaten badly with a stupid stick.

techclerk, krazikelli wasn't the one who told the story about their dad, it was Frist!!! get your stories straight, and it was me who started that crap with jrzmommy about her raping her kids. You are one sick guy after what I read last night about you.
straighten up.jeeshhhhh.

I thought only mentally retarded adults rode tricycles..

Freckles clash with blonde hair. She should go back to being a redhead.

Leave her alone!! She's healthy now! She looks amazing! Just like the original Lindsay, i hope she stays this way!

Pariz waz releazed into a
flazhing crowd of cameraz
at 6:00 a.m. Eaztern time
waving and smiling like a
Queen down the long katwalk
into her motherz crying armz..

fuckerz mizzed it....

LOL salami skin

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