Jun 4 2007Lindsay Lohan plays with knives

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News of the World claims these photos were taken four months ago at a party right after Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab the first time. The photos show Lindsay holding a knife to a friend's throat, as well as putting it in her mouth and running it down her breast. They're pretty interesting, I guess, but nowhere near as shocking as the paper would have you believe. Although nobody in their right mind should let Lindsay Lohan near them with a knife. She drove her car up onto a curb and can barely walk in a straight line. She has the motor skills of a toddler. And she's so stupid she'd probably stab you anyway, laughing the whole time while yelling, "I'm pranking you! I'm pranking you so good!"

NOTE: Turns out the super hot friend is Vanessa Minnillo.

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Gunz

Frist? No? Not funny? No?

thanks Linds, we liked it better the 1st time we saw little goth knife pics.....with Angelina Jolie....and what "friends" of hers are releasing these pictures?
oh and FRIST?

ahh darn, second

She'll cut a bitch.

Isn't that whats-her-face?...Nick Lachey's current mattress in the pic's with her? Sure looks like it!

does anyone else think that other girl looks like vanessa manillo??

^^^^^

thats wat i was thinking.

but enough of this, who's still laughin at the previous post?

That chick with her is hot

Lame.

Her friend is crazy hot.

That would be Vanessa Milano Nick's woman every site that I have gone on has said nothing to that effect or it is one hell of a look a like

I'd like to tie Lindsay, Avril and a rabid wolverine together at the ankles then spray them all with Coyote urine.

I don't even know what the fuck that means.

ok she's looking dirty AND hot here. you gotta admit it!

http://www.innerdrama.com

she's a fucking retard

http://www.wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=192074&s=minnillo&sfld=C&vwmd=e
it is vanessa. same shirt. same bracelets.

Hey! That's an insult to toddlers! I resent that! My 19 month old son can not only walk in a straight line, he can walk backwards, on his tippy toes, and jump. He also dances and has rhythm. The only thing that they have in common is that The Kid loves to run around and kiss random inanimate objects.

Those pictures actually make me kind of horny. Is that bad?

Does anyone notice that the knife in the first two pictures is held backwards. i.e. the dull side is towards Sugar tit's throat.

http://www.wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=192074&s=minnillo&sfld=C&vwmd=e

IT. IS. VANESSA.

I have to question the authenticity of these photos, the last one looks ridiculous. It is as if cut it out of a magazine and tried to fix it in photoshop and it went horribly wrong.

Normal people do this. All the time.

Great detective work, Zuzu!

Oh Lindsay... Y U SO FIERCE???

mannn minnillo???

imran karim

It just looks like some good hot lesbo action. Where are the rest ot the pictures?

Am I the only one who thinks that looks exactly like one of those knives you use to cut cake? They're not exactly the sharpest tools in the box, then again neither is Lindsay.

I question the authenticity, too, as I refuse to believe Lohan or her friends own books.

x17online claims these pictures are from last summer. Which makes sense as I thought her hair and skin haven't been that color for a while.

Not that it makes these pictures any less crazy.

AND EW/WTF at Vanessa Minillo. What was she thinking hanging out with Lilo, and with knives, no less!??!

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OH PLEASE!! I can't be the only person that finds it suspicious that these pics are coming out now. I swear, Lindsay is so desperate for publicity, that she is probably terrified the gossip columns will stop writing about her while she's in rehab. I think she has gotten her friends to strategically release stupid pics like this every week or so while she's away, just watch the new set of "Shocking Photos" will be out in a few days.

What a loser.

Vanessa is holding a global knife in pics 1, 2, and 4. She could of easily given LiLo a mastectomy. Still, LiLo looks hot and I am sad that the pictures didn't continue past what the first 4 seemed to promise.

oops, didn't see it was also in #3.

wait..it's a butter knife. she cant hurt a fly with that thing.

Big deal. The knife Linday is holding has the blade outwards. Her friend, however, isn't that smart.

i'll never let this bitch near my penis again. actually, i never did.

"No, Lindsay, I said cuNt!"

The wretched stench of modesty, dignity and class she must exude, it's just overwhelming to imagine.

Yeah, super scared of a cake knife. With the blade out. They're just goofy pictures.

What now, Lindsay is into some weird kind of S and M.

Being a perv might just save her career.

Great PR points for her!!

Minillo looks like she is trying to cut LiLo's nip off. And am I seeing things, or does LiLo have a lazy eye?

Nick Lachey has to be thrilled these pics are coming out now of his lover Manillo. Makes the Jessimp shopping pics look not so bad. If my gf hung out the Lilo, and with knives no less, I'd seriously worry. As in, hope I didn't get my manhood Manilloed.

Perfect example of a non-story. Her friend is hot though.

Vanessa Minnillo is so hot! I'd definitely do some lesbian action with her! Nick's so lucky! grr!

I'm completely bored to tears by this ... or maybe the tears were a result of realizing the reality of my life ... let's chalk it up to Lindsay and move on ...

I can not possible hate this cunt any more than I do now. She just pushed Hillary Clinton off the top of my shit list.

Bern - nice DMBS - I would take her home to meet mom. But then again, I thought the girl with the tatooed face was hot

THAT IS FUCKEN HOTT

to hell with anyone who says otherwise

Dude leave the chic alone. She's just trying to chill with her friends like we all do and if it weren't for all the papo following her she probably would've gotten away with crashing her car. She's not even 21, think of all the stuff ya'll did when you partied under age.`

@44 yeah Bern, those tits are damn big.

love the video of the minor league manager too. That guy is awesome.

Dig your blog.

#46/49 - thanks, Jimbo and Robo. I pride myself on wasting as much time as possible at work. I'm glad I could help you both do so, as well.

Just a note, Lindsay is wearing a 30STM bracelet in the black top pics (thats Jared Letos band)

herez whatz really going on:

lindzay iz telling the bitch
that she is going to put icing
on her titz and hotcrotch and
if she don't
get down there and lick it off,
she'll cut her throat...
pic solved...

So Lindsey likes the pussy. OK, Im starting to like her a little more.

Does anyone notice the ridiculous amount of alcohol in the background of the 4th picture (the one with the knife in her mouth)...along with the beer cans and wine glasses. I am sure they are all filled with water though. Water and juice. Yep...rehab did wonders for her.

I agree with 48 how do we know vanessa does not behave the same their are no paps to observe it. How many people have not done a stupid pose with a knife. Plus people always bitch about how stars know are gross and ones in past were classy Clark Gable was married 5 ti mes cheatetd on one wife got star pregnant she went to europe gave birth said she adopted child and had her ears surgically changed at 7. MArilyn Monroe died of what I rest my case.

I don't get what the big deal is. These look like typical teenager-y lameass pictures every teenager in the world takes. Only, you know, Lindsay's not a teenager anymore. Zing. Oh I am priceless. That's why they pay me the big bucks to comment here.

I could never quite figure out why I just didn't like Vanessa, well besides being stupid and dating a fench post. Now I know she is friends with The dumbest women on the planet!!

I could never quite figure out why I just didn't like Vanessa, well besides being stupid and dating a fence post. Now I know she is friends with The dumbest women on the planet!!

It's all over. Lindsay Lohan is beyond saving. Finished. As good as dead. And I couldn't be more entertained by the whole tragicomic freakshow.

Uhhhhhhh....what the fuck? So does this mean that Vanessa Minillo is a coke whore too? Man, Lindsay looks fuuuucckkkked up.

Let's just pretend everyone on this site has gotten wasted and posed with knives for photos at one time or another. And driven drunk.
Wait, who are we talking about again?

LOL

The chick with her is totally hot. Where are the pics and vids of them getting it on?

Okay people. These pictures are fake. Seriously. Not standing up for LL, but that's not her. It's a face that's been pasted on ... look at that body ... she's not that skinny or small around the waist. The nose is messed up and the head's been pasted on, if you look at the neck. Go to PerezHilton and look for this post a few posts back, and go to the comments - these pictures are fake.

And honestly, look at the last picture. Look around her head. The background has been like, cut out in paint or something. Jesus Christ.

I hate Lindsay, and yet that all looks pretty hot.

These photos are bogus. Check out the drop shadows.

#34 - Or maybe, her friend is JUST THAT SMART.

Lindsay needs to stop trying to be tough. She's so weak.

uh yeah can everyone say:Vanessa Minnillo and Lindsay Lohan are stoned. Whoo whoo surprises keep coming...uh yea....

what an odd pic! this girl really has problems..

@51 Gah, I didn't even notice the echelon bracelet until you pointed it out. She seems to wear it quite a bit.

"Those pictures actually make me kind of horny. Is that bad?"

Ummm...well...yeah, actually.

:)

And I don't think those are Photoshopped. That's not drop shadow, that's an over-obnoxious flash, too close to the subject.

I've been a drunk teenaged girl...and I didn't pose with knives, or booze in the picture. And that was even back in the dark ages BEFORE the internet handled pictures well. If this is "normal"...we're fucked.

UGH!! Im still trying to figure out why anyone would sleep with that thing.!!!

Whoever wrote this is pretty fucking stupid...that is NOT Vanessa Minnillo!!

I bet that the white stuff on the knive is coke, not cake...filthy pirate hooker.

Okay--- I have been to numerous parties, indulged in numerous "things". BUT I have never had a bitch hold a knife to me throat. Especially one that is clearly coked out of her mind. And if they did, they had better cut me with it, cuz I would break an arm over that.

Any of you that think that Vanessa Minillo is not a cute little darling are out of your fucking minds. In these pics she looks like the Easter Bunny standing next to Sasquatch.

me throat- arrrgh pirate wench is what I be

#76- yeah I'm with you girl, that's some definite residue there.

First of all...the "friend" that she is with is DEFINITELY Vanessa Minillo....
When are they going to mention that???!!!

Other than her stomach looking like an old leather bag, she doesn't look bad, or maybe the hotness of the other chick just transfers to her a little bit.

Dont lie, you think these pics are hott. Even if your not Lindsay's biggest fan, you wish you were this photogenic. But this is coming from a chick who likes Paris Hilton and Kate Moss.

If you find close-up pictures of her left hand, she has a mole between her thumb and index finger. This was noticeable when she forgot her panties in September of last year(http://www.efuck.co.uk/lindsay_lohan_picture/lindsay_lohan_upskirt.jpg) and again, albeit harder to see, when she had that series of pics taken showing down her shirt (http://www.chickenmcnugget.com/pics/lindsay_lohan_hbsedit_001.jpg). These moles can be seen in pictures 1,2 and 5 of the knife series. Either 1) whoever faked it was very detailed, 2) crazyass coincidence or 3) they're real.

Gah. Thank you so much for telling me that was VM. I thought it was.

daaaaaamn those pics are hot. i didn't know that vanessa minillo digs girls. this perv has to go take a long cold shower now k bai.

I wonder if Nick took the pictures.....:-)

Omg. lOOk at her pupils...definetly not cake on that knife.

im guessin ketamine

WHAT THE FUUUUCK??? Ew i used to actually like Vannessa Minnillo.I definitely despise her now. Who the fuck hangs out with cool 20 year old Lindsay Lohan who thinks she's so hot and plays with knives? YOU'RE COOL.

WHAT THE FUUUUCK??? Ew i used to actually like Vannessa Minnillo.I definitely despise her now. Who the fuck hangs out with cool 20 year old Lindsay Lohan who thinks she's so hot and plays with knives? YOU'RE COOL.

People - we're not in "The Parent Trap" anymore!

that girl is so hopped up on drugs i wouldnt ever let her hold a knife that close to my throat

what fucking morons

"hee hee i will pretend i'm slashing your throat, so funny"

what scumbags

god, I HATE LL, I hate Britney too I HATE every stupid pop-tard princess out there. Fucking philistine ingrates.

OK, so it's a cake knife and the sharp edge is away from her throat, but has anyone noticed she's in mortal danger from that cigarette? Hair products are flammable - they could go Hindenburg any second.

What a terrible excuse for a skank-ass-ho-mark-bitch!


The knife shoulda just went in... to her firecrotch.

maybe we'll get lucky while
shez in rehab and she'll OD
on methodone...I'm sure she
getz mazzive amountz of that
shit..funny how they call it
rehab..when they have the bezt
drugz.......................

i can't believe everyone pays so much attention to celebrities' personal lives. Okay, so these photos are a little random, maybe a little strange... but i'm sure the girls were just having some fun that night. leave them alone!!

OMG!! Lindsay is high on cocaine and she's holding a knife to her BFF's throat isn't that a bit drastic. Not to mention Slutty.

OMG!! Lindsay is high on cocaine and she's holding a knife to her BFF's throat isn't that a bit drastic. Not to mention Slutty.

Do care if she is a drunk or a druggie...she is still hot as hell.

Lindsy is so disgusting. She is fricken ugly especially her millions of freckles!! GROSS!!! Nick Lachey needs to get a new woman. Vanessa is obviously a @#$#@#$!

Now kids.. This is what drugs make you look like! Vanessa, Im soo shocked. Crackwhores..what can I say

I thought Vanessa Minnillo was smarter than this.

Good GOD she looks strung out.

How can anyone find the first picture sexy without having to crop out her head? Her eyes look so dead!

These pictures just look stupid.

Hot!

THAT IS JUST PLAIN HOT!!!!! IF THERE WERE NUDITY AND "LESBIAN ACTS" THIS WOULD MAKE FOR A VERY LUCRATIVE ADULT VIDEO....SERIOUSLY!!!

ok, now picture the 2 of them defecating together! Toilet cam!

She turned into trash.
Sorry.

These Ho's need to be working in a pleasure house.

Here is one of Lindsey's friends, too...
http://toiletdiamond.net/

ok why are people saying that girl with her is hot...you can't even see her face, just her profile.

It looks like they were about to cut each other's clothes off. We're missing some pics.
Tripped out on ecstacy and savoring the sensation of cold, sharp, metal and danger. Just a bit.
There's something about a knife women respond to. Erotically. These two are responding. Kudos.

What a sick sight! This girl has some real serious issues! Her first issue is her psyco money hungry mom. Lindsey needs to get out of Hollywood if she wants to see 30 years old!

fucking sketchy

Is it me or are these pics hot as hell ?

She's a slut.

Anyone else notice they're only putting the dull side of the knife towards each other?
Yeah, REAL hardcore.

Lindsay is one of the hottet babes in Hollyweird!!!

ALL HOLLYWEIRD has issues, LOL.

I been through a lot worse for a lot longer. I survived. She will too.

I agree Lindsay needs to leave Hollyweird. Everyone needs to leave Hollyweird, LOL.

can you say white trash?

THAT GIRL IS TRASH..you`ll see her in the next few years dead from overdose...whats new?!

I like how her and her friends are the unappealing kind of skanks who's sultry faces could be confused with a disfiguringly retarded person's.

COKE RAMPAGE!!!

They look like a couple of sluts

I wonder if there was any drug use involved? Priceless photos.

I'll say it again...a total waste of flesh. She is a total LOSER!!

Nick is way too nice to hang with trash like that. As my dad always said, "If you hang with trash, you are trash!"

Nick is way too nice to hang with trash like that. As my dad always said, "If you hang with trash, you are trash!"

Stupid rich cunts with to much time on their hands. Grow the fuck up.

Why! She is so stupid! What if any kid will follow her plays?

Dude, who's house are they in? Is that a Crock-Pot I see behind Vanessa's head in pic #7? I wanna know who the fuck's house is it that they'd have Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minillo over; they don't look like all that swanky digs to me, if you know what I mean. Anyway, there must be a fairly interesting story to go with the knife-play pics. I refuse to believe it was just some random coke-induced shenanigans; there must be an underlying theme like "I wanna fucking kill you, Vanessa"; "No, I wanna fucking kill you, Lindsay, but since I can't I'll do the next best thing and run a knife down your tit."
Know what I mean? I mean, how often do you get coked out/wasted/both and pose for pictures with knives? There just has to be more to the story.

The first picture of Lindsay nibbling on the knife... is her thumb on backwards!?!!! sure looks like it...

Who cares! The media puts so much hype into what these celebrities do on their own time and portray them to be these horrible people. They were more than likely drunk at a party and were just goofing off, the serrated edge is away from him throat. Let's move on and leave these people alone!

Someone clean her nails...gross

Who Cares what this coke head is doing. She is just like the rest of the stars in her little group. They all got way to much fame way to fast. Not to mention she should do her nails they look like shit. I just can't wait to hear about her mental break down. Linds would be a great candidate for suicide she should look into it. Now that would be worth reading about.

this women in cheat

Wow -- she looks like a real winner to me. Amazing how many teeny-boppers still want to be just like her. I really don't see anything admirable.

De verdad que estas dos idiotas tienen problemas. Lo que es el ocio....tomarse fotos haciendo estupideces.

Las dos son tan obvias, que lo unico que les interesa es llamar la atencion, siempre un show!

it is vanessa manillo she confermed it today

Talk about sexy! Oh yes!

Crackwhore's are crackwhores. What do you expect from 2 slutty whores? What really "impresses" me is that Paris isn't partaking of the free publicity! What's up with that?

trashy sicko

if i was as stupid as her i would shoot myself!!!!

if i was as stupid as her i would shoot myself!!!!

I don't care if it was two anonymous sorority chicks going for it, girl on girl knifeplay is fuckin' hot.

Skanks with $$. Just goes to show money can't by class.

These are some slutty pictures! I cant believe she is no. 1 on Maxim's top 100. Maxim needs glasses, she's a degenerate

Well u can obviously tell these bozo's aren't drinking at home there are books behind them in some of the pictures. I think it's corny and kind of irritating when people try too hard to look good or sexy. If it comes natural then be natural otherwise it comes off as conceited and makes u look self absorbed and oblivious to the fact that people aren't envious of you they are disgusted! I bet Brittany would have at least cut a bitch!

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

Having gone to high school with Vanessa-I'd give almost anything for a post rehab jitter here from Lohan...

Lindsay this time you would of done the public a service by slitting this sluts neck.
You know hollywood stars get away with murder anyways. You could claim you were temporarily insane or coked up...

You would be doing the american public a great service, by knocking this skank off.

The men of hollywood would be free of one less slut!!

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