Jun 12 2007Lindsay Lohan getting sued

I just want one title that says "Lindsay Lohan getting Fucked"

FRIST of all I KNOW I can drive blindfolded. The cougar, eh...not so much.

*yawns* What happened to paris? We need her to survive.

First,and thank god some justice is being brought forward to these people that think they can get away with everything.

Ok Not first but still have the same opinion!

She looks like a wandering homeless woman.

Alicia, in case you haven't noticed, they can. You big hunk a love.

You give me 'rection honey. Men are worthless.

Have u noticed that noone comes here anymore??...At least they ditched that god awful side ad.

Paris isn't stupid, she's actually quite clever. Now Linds here on the other hand, geeeeeee, I just don't know.

I'd love to drive a ferrari full speed over her while tied to a tree.

What would everyone do if Paris died in prison? Apparently she hasn't eaten or drank in the last 3 days because she's scared to go to the toilet. :P

There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.

Blindfold and a cougar, huh? Kinda like in Talladega Nights? RIPOFF-ER!

Blindfold and a cougar, huh? Kinda like in Talladega Nights? RIPOFF-ER!

This is the way it suppose to be.Lindsay Blowhan crashed into a parked van.which van overcome all of us and the guy is sueing her for the amount of his real damage.He's not sueing her for millions because all of this caused him brain damage or something.

Is this an optical illusion or is she shrinking?
The bricks behind her are gigantic.

Maybe she just has slow moving reflexes the way OJ has slow moving sperm. She could have been trying really hard to avoid that parked car and just didn't have time.

Please Lord let her having an accident where she actually is fatally injured, I am so sick of hearing about the 50 year old 21 year old Hohan.

psshhhh...

She's such a fucking dumb ass bitch.

Its pisses me off cuz i used to really like her and I enjoyed her movies, now how am I supposed to watch them when I know what a friggin loser she is in real life.

Like the felons and cons WANT to be in a bathroom with her. EWWWWWWW.

#12 She can't die from not peeing. She will eventually pee on herself in her sleep. She will not die from not eating or drinking. They will stick a stiff tube down her nose and pour it in. Usually, just the threat of doing this will get a person to eat or drink (trust me, have done this to people many times). If she manages to die from something else, oh well.

Was she actually driving, or did her friends just prop her unconscious body up at the wheel like WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S?

Eh, she's only getting sued for damages which is almost unamerican.

That amount is probably considerably less than what she spends on coke, booze, and the 2 meals she eats in any given week.

RE (trust me, have done this to people many times):

In an official capacity, or as a hobby?

Jeez! Is this girl overdue for a cellblock address or what?

Blindfold and a cougar... LOL

#25 While sometimes it is difficult to leave one's work on the lock down unit at the lock down unit, I never took my work home.

why has it taken so long for them to sue?

Yes, Wally, I see that you know where I work - Now. I used to work in Psych ICU.

All Join hands and circle to the south,
Get a little moonshine in your mouth.

All join hands and circle wide,
spread right out like an old cow hide.

All jump up and never come down,
Swing Your pretty girl round and round.

Allemande left with the corner maid,
Meet your own and Promenade.

#20

I hear ya. I even used to listen to her record, too! I was in her fan club and everything.

Boy do I feel like a dumbass. The only reason I don't kill myself in shame is because I hope to live long enough to see this stupid cunt off herself.

Haha! Blindfold & cougar. That's straight from Talladega Nights.

And yes, why the hell does that piece of white trash still have her license?

.. i thought the law states that you can't sue someone if the action you were taking part in was illegal. If the guy was making an illegal u-turn, isn't it his fault anyways? i mean, lindsay was still probably drunk but whatever.

I bet she doesn't have any insurance. Off to jail for her too.

She's a pig. A loser. A waste of flesh. Fire crotch. Black list her already.

to #32

She can't sing.

she's doing fine
we're all doin'
a fine :)

...so the rest of you can
...really

just

fuck off [can we say that here?]

.
.
.
...and
...apparently
...we can : ) )

zhe lookin pregnant to me
or maybe thatz becoz zhez
eating and not znorting!

#40 God, but you're a fucking idiot.

41=must be one
lonely fuckin
loser..11:42 at
nite and your on
your computer...
whatz wrong..not
gettin any, R U ?

#42 Maybe someday a) you'll learn to tell time accurately and b) realize there's more than one time zone and country out there than the one you're in. You just proved AGAIN that you're a fucking idiot, thanks for doing the work.

How you feeling Scottland?(<3 love you hotshot)

Likeomgicantbelievethisdudeisntsuingforlike
agazilliondollarsifitwasmeidsobeliketrying
togethertoapyformyhousecarnewboatnewclothes
andmycollegetuitioncauseshesliketotallyrich.

i served in the Navy for four years. I blew through several tollbooths in illinois because I did not have any change (stupid, I know.) They slapped me with a two thousand dollar fine and suspended my drivers license. unable to work without driving, i drove anyways while trying to save money to pay the bill. i got pulled over, served three days and prison and ordered to serve 100 hours community service.

and this bitch gets off, drunk driving, crashing cars, snorting coke, a bitch who has done NOTHING for society at all. i served this goddamn country for four fucking years, and they do this to me for BLOWING A TOLL. tell me the justice.

Is it just me, or does she look pregnant?

Herbiefrog, who's this "we" you are talking about? You got multiple personality disorder?

#37
I think she can't act, either. Did you see Just My Luck? Maybe it would have been a good movie, but the scenes with her in it suck. Everybody else played their parts good. Lindsay's character dragged everybody else down. The best parts of that movie were the parts that didn't have Lindsay in the scenes.

I wonder if she walked face first into that tree?

well duh, you'd just blindfold the cougar and you'd be fine. I do it every morning on my way to work.

I sued her for taking a dump on my lawn ... turns out it was actually me wearing a blond wig ... I didn't win the case.

That's tresspassin'

You coulda shot her

Immediately after dumping hilton the agency was fumigated and all personnel went through a delousing/disinfecting process.

i really don't understand why they are sueing lindsay...?
shouldn't they be sueing the person who was the cause of the accident?
the person who made the illegal u-turn causing her to run into the van?
shit, people.
you are all assholes.

...Michael.

AMEN

michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to