Jun 18 2007Lindsay Lohan gets free chauffeur service

what a ho.

First?

her vage is a cm away from falling out of those pants in picture 5. from the looks of it, the only work out she's been getting is pulling those thigs off for her personal trainer.

She has gerbil teeth.

DUI charges= free chauffeur
Sounds like a stern punishment.

Like I have said MANY times, I would fuck her, but would need some sand paper first to scrub those damn freckles off. Then I would need to lotion up that whole body, so wouldn't chafe my cock.

great news for society but I feel bad who ever has to drive this bitch around. lets hope there's no herpes on the seats.

i love paris and lindsay.

...Michael.

@6 You are such a pig Victor

The picture that shows the bottom of her shoe proves that she doesn't go anywhere to workout. Just look at it, no wear marks on the shoe at all. It looks more like she has been going out to Happy Hour.

Jimbo, first of all, you sound like a FUCKIN BITCH say that I am a pig. Only a human with a twat would say something like that. Second you think I could be a pig with FRIST?

Maybe I should start drinking and driving WITHOUT A LICENSE (since I don't have one yet). I'll get a free chauffer too. What a great example is being set. Love it.

@11 There is not way you could satisfy FRIST with a dick as small as yours. She wants a man, not a boy.

So how is your twat today? A little drippy from all the weekend use?

yeah...working out....sure.

Jimbo, big boy, she also doesn't want a ignorant fuck like you who can't type a sentence correctly.

How come when Lindsay puts on a few lbs, it makes her ultra megalo hot, but when Britney does it she looks like a tired old sausage?

That is not what she told me last night!!!

Why would those people do something to PREVENT her early death?!

Jimbo, it is useless wasting my time, typing to you. That all you got, "That is not what she told me last night." That was so fuckin lame, you like 12 years old? Anyway I don't associate myself with ignorant immature children. I am done with you.

My Chauffeur service would be my penis going straight into her asshole.

@ 19 Victor - I had to keep it a level you could understand. You are such a fucking lame ass butt munch. Boo hooo Victor won't play with me anymore. I am going to go tell my mommy

Sober Lindsay bores me ... someone get a her a gallon of grocery store vodka.

Who's the dumb bitch throwing up the horns in the background? Seriously? That's the best you could do on camera? Ridiculous.

Jimbo, Fuck you sound more and more like a bitch. You don't have enough testosterone or what? The hormones kicking in, or is it just that time of the month. Act like a man for once, quit acting like a bitch.

Michael Johnston your a loser you support drunk drivers you think its a joke my two year old niece was killed by a drunk driver The drunk driver was in Lindsey and Paris age group they both are bad role models You say you love Lindsey and Paris You are an idiot with a very small brain and thats a complement to you

Jimbo & Victor - there is a snowbank in the Colorado mountains where you could have your pissing contest.....

We need a company to offer them free euthenasia service.

i gave her about 5 days and i bet she gave head to her driver or do something stupid. But this is wont help her out or anyone she will just got more drunk and do more drugs knowing she dont got to drive.Which is good maybe she will die of an overdose or something im just prying that she does, she sucks at life so bad she no good i like osama be laden better then her.

LMAO at WOODHORSE.

@24 Victor - blow me you pussy! My daughter’s tampons have more testosterone than you do. I am sure you go home to your wife and put on the apron. Then you wait on her like the little cunt you are. Does you wife still make you change her Kotex?

Okay, end of this childish game.

there is a snowbank in the Colorado mountains where you could have your pissing contest.....

For this contest there is only one entrance requirement "men" you have to have a cock to piss with not a stump

@26 where? I will be there next week

@31 why, I was just starting to have some fun

I'm am so sick to death of this girl. You'd think that because she was in rehab you wouldn't have to see her ugly face for a while - but no there she is.

Jimbo grow the fuck up already. I am going to be the MAN here, and end this stupid argument.

#36 - You are so sucked in - you just can't resist Jimbo - you have said twice that you were not going to play this "childish game anymore" and well here you are!

What argument? I have been laughing my ass off the whole time. And why the fuck would I want to grow up, that is boring!

Thats so shitty - the rich get something for nothing - well shit surprise sur*feckin*prise, don't give a single mother with kids and no car and a minimum wage job a free taxi service, NAW lets give it to some multi millionaire SKANKY SLUTS!
What a fucked up world we live in.

I got a box of free used matchless socks once.

@37 Tipsy - Victor is a little smarter than you give him credit for. Not much smarter, just a little

I got a free box of used condoms once. I was told if I turned them inside out they would still be good.

Damn the is one boring ASS Monday. Will it ever end?

i am connecting all my unused gum for the day and making a nooze to hang myself by...i am so fucking bored!!

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I ALSO WRITE STUFF THAT SUCKS.

ENJOY.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!

"I could floor the gas and let my tennis racket steer..."

WTF?

#39 I agree. They always get free stuff. They suck rocks. Let's all get together and give each other a bunch of stuff. I don't have a limosine but I do have a pair of roller skates in perfect condition and whichever of you wants them, take them. The only requirement is that we have some tables set up for the "swag" so I can take photos and submit them to Fish.

oh my goodness, paris hilton can't dish out the cash to pay for her own chauffeur? what is wrong with the world?

Does this Limo company know just how bad they have FUCKED their business?

Person #1: hmmm, lets see what limo company's are in the yellow pages oh Georgi. That name sounds familiar.

Person #2: Yeah, thats the company that gave Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton FREE limo services.

Person #1: OH YEAH! Fuck them!

@47 why thank you kindly I be taking those rollerskates off your hands cos they'll be the best transport I got!

Great! I guess the Las Vegas vodka party is back on. I just love corporate responsibility!

#50 You're welcome! Now you have to take an old purse and stuff it with old sunglasses so I can have some swag, too.

I googled 'Georgi' assuming they were 'NWO- diversion-sponsored, evil types,' on the new 'Keep the Drivel Alive' campaign.
Couldn't find much info.
Now my sources are saying the car company used to be called "Rent-A-Wreck' - so it's all beginning to make sense.

shez zuch a wazte of life..
the only fun zhe zeemz to
have iz drinking, drugz,
and hitting people with her
car..she'll probably rip her
shirt off and make the poor
limo driver wreck firzt time
out.

I'd watch it Blohan, remember when you fell for that free lobotomy scam...

I'm pretty sure that Georgi is the CHEAP GENERIC VODKA COMPANY here in New York, so this may be an ironic, "We sell vodka and we're more sober than you" statement... just a possibility though...

#55 No, that was krazihotkelli.

"New York based company Georgi has offered free chauffeuring services to both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton"

Don't lose hope. Remember Princess Diana and keep your fingers crossed.

Krazihotkelli puts the "DUH" in "Florida".

Krasi-skank-kelli, why don't you just shut your blow hole. What are you like 12?

Sooo nasty. When will this freckle faced mess fall off the radar already, ick.

She has at least cancelled the birthday bash. Maybe she will stay sober for a couple weeks.

krazihotretard is such an asswipe; No, no one reads your stupid posts more that once or twice asswipe, before they realize what a complete and utter moron you are. I think at this point we have all trained our eyes to just scan over your retarded z rants.

Maxim ~ Ohhhh you must be sooo proud of that freakled face snotnosed child whore huh?.... Fuck you.

I told all U old baztardz
before: I don't give a fuck
what the hell U read, skip
the fuck over me,dickbrainz!

Lazt I fuckin checked, I waz
still living in U. S. fuckin A.
Zo, until I more to communizt
fuckin China, fuck you!

Finally something that normal people have that Lindsay won't. ALthough she's got a fancy car, personal make-up artist, famous friends, millions of dollars at least we all had 21st b-day parties... haha Linds. http://collegecandy.com/buzz/3604 +1 to the normal people

@64
Don't you mean "zkip", "ztill" and "U. Z. fuckin A"? Please try to be consistent. Your incongruousness could cause you to appear illiterate.

#66=U R a miserablebaztard
fuckface.. I would zay eatme,
but I'm a virgin and like I'd
want your stupid azz anywayz.

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