Jun 28 2007Lindsay Lohan drunk and coked up during crash

it only took them about...oh, 2 weeks to find out. 1st

I CALLED IT:

Lindsay Lohan is pregnant!

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TELL ME US SOMETHING NEW! THIS IS OLD NEWS! GET OFF OF LINDSAY'S NUTS! SHE IS IN REHAB ALREADY BLUEBALLS!

Going to be kinda tough for her to claim that the coke found in the car wasn't hers now...

Also, her blood tested out at around twice the legal limit, but they gave her the test hours after the accident. This girl must have been RIPPED while she was driving.

Skankariffic!

Is she getting set to star in a big screen version of Little House on the Prairie? She looks like a coked-out Laura Ingalls or someone in training to out-Nancy Grace Nancy Grace.

Wait a minute. Think I'm gonna hurl.

let me take one guess why that girl in the white shirt is in rehab - eating disorder
her legs are about to snap in half.

and those don't look like trainers. they look like a bunch of douchebags from long island.

getting fat

if a stroll down the block passes for "hiking" what constitutes her "rehabilitation" ?

OMG SHE GAINED LIKE A THOUSAND LBS.

Pregnant?

She does seem to be developing a tummy. You can tell she's not anatomically proportioned like a naturally thin person. I'm sure she really has to work at it, and now that she's crossing into the early twenties it's going to be more difficult for her to stay thin.

Cokehead=skinny. It's science ya'll.

And in another breaking story, planet Earth discovered to be round and not flat.

In other news, the Lynwood cell formerly occupied by Paris Hilton is being redecorated. The "Welcome Lindsay" banner on the back wall is already hung up.

HOLY FUCK! Can that guy be any more of a fucking flaming faggot? The only way he could be gayer would be if a rainbow was literally shooting out of his ass.

hmmm...pregnant.

Pregnant!
The best part? If she doesn't go in for "emergency appendix surgery" again like the last time she got herself into trouble she is going to be a...get this...MOM!
Lindsay: I think I will tell the media I am getting my left appendix taken out this time.
Handler: Um, Lindsay, you only have one appendix.
Lindsay: *Stomps feet* I'M FAMOUS! I CAN HAVE AS MANY APPENDIMAGIGGERS AS I WANT TO!!!

That guy looks like he went in for plastic surgery to get the "Luke Perry" and it went horribly wrong. I'm sure Lindsay just brought him along to draw attention away from her gut..... How did this girl ever get voted #1 hottie by Maxim? I'm glad I cancelled my subscription years ago -

Geez ... that dude has his upper lip swallowed in every one of those photos. How do you explain that one - embarrassed that he's wearing a wife-beater tank top?

And I REALLY pray that Lindsay's not a preggo now. That kid will come out making Hammerhead-Shark-Brandi looking like Miss Sweden. Talk about doomed from the start.

No more Hohan. I want to see more of Michelle Marsh's massive mammaries.

Look at the belly! Hold up, hasn't she been leaving rehab like everyday to go to the gym?! or did she mean competitive eating, I get those two confused.

#6: As a douchebag in Long Island I take offense to that.

Yeah, his face is like that in every shot. Is it just a series of quick photos or does he actually look like that??

I'll be honest here. After Paris did her time, I finally earned respect for the girl. I feel I can have respect for Lohan too, she's beautiful.

getting kinda CHUNKY without all that COCAINE!

#20 - If you really are from Long Island then you would k now it is "On Long Island" not "In Long Island". Idiot.

She is not even close to being fat. Her stomach is puffed out a little tiny bit! You could drink a glass of water and your stomach would expand more than this. Jeeze.

#22: who are you and what have you done with Jimbo?

are you high, jimbo?

@20 but you are our favorite douchebag from Long Island

does the word DUH mean ANYTHING to you people??

of course she was drunk and on coke... thats what shes famous for afterall!!

#24: Cocksucker - i did not say "on" long island, because i am *not* from here. I just live here. but thanks for proving there are douchebags everywhere. congrats.

3 trainers to help her hike?... one for the left leg, one for the right leg, one to remind her to breath?

Pregnant. That would figure. Great way to stay out of jail in LA if you are rich and famous. And I thought the brat pack in the 80's wound up as total fuck ups...

That's not pregnant, that's a beer belly.

@22 My Troll is back. I thought she was on vacation. Welcome back Troll, I missed you

#20, i'm not sure you can be a douche bag unless you're a man. it's like calling a guy a vagina-cleaner

i call 24 a vagina-cleaner.

Lohan looks pregnant or just a new fat gut from all the eating she's been doing from getting off drugs.
Her legs are massive, they look so manly. I feel sorry for her. Her body is so f'ed up looking. She's always had a boy body thought..now that I think of it.

how can you be "twice the legal limit" if you are underaged?

the funniest thing is that douches are useless.

vaginas, like eyeballs, are self-cleaning. and washing them out with soap actually disturbs the vaginal environment, causing yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis.

which only makes the 'douche' a richer insult. it's like calling a guy an useless-vagina-cleaner

Lohan is fat or pregnant, either way she loses.

And that guy's face -- I think he's deformed, actually... I don't think he's biting his lip. Maybe too much time with his face pressed into a pillow?

"Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are considered pejorative terms in Australia, the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada and New Zealand. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. Initially, it was used to insult a woman, originating as an insult derived from lesbian activities."

Thanks for the substance #40. Here is my fifty cent:
Her and her "crew" look like a scene from a hitman movie like Resevoir Dogs or something! Momma said knock you out! I'm scared! Hold me Victor (and give me your blog page if you have one--I need some IT lovin').
BTW--Ripped meaty guy in the front, please remove the towel from your waste!

wow, sir douchington, i did not know that.

it remains true that NOW douchebag is used to insult primarily men.

but maybe you can bring it back for women.

Regarding douches,
One night in college I found myself drunk in a Food Lion (a grocery store chain) at 3 in the morning. I decided that I would buy the most random items I could think of to see if I could get a rise out of the cashier. I ended up buying a douche, a cactus, and a box of Golden Grahams. The cashier didn't even look startled when I paid for it. I then went out to the parking lot and promptly sprayed the douche up into the air and all over my friends. They smelled like Massengill "country garden" for the rest of the night. From that point on, I always thought of that story whenever I heard the word "douche" or "douche bag". I know its a boring story, but it just popped into my mind.

Also, if you would really like to see some douchebags from Long Island go to this website if you haven't already...

www.getoffourisland.com

Feast your eyes on Yasmin Bleeth Version 2.0

Whoa. This one picture had me doing double takes. I thought he was missing his right arm. In just one photo. haha.

fucking skank is going to kill that rose once she gets her snot nosed freckled face next to it with the dry cum chips spewing from her filthy fucking mouth.

24, is Long Island really an island? not really. it shares a mass of land with queens & brooklyn. it's just an area. so i guess you are really IN long island afterall & not ON it. who's the idiot now.

so with your reasoning, I guess I should start saying " i work on manhattan" except i never say manhattan becase it's pretentious, like long islanders. wow, just went full circle right there.

This picture.. http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/lindsay-lohan-malibu-hike-07.jpg

yeah i was gunna say..fat.

43, or all you have to do is bring up episodes of Growin up Ghotti.

#43- thanks for that! i can't believe it's real. wasps v. guidos, i guess. i believe the proper terminology for a person who looks like a guido, but isn't italian, is "wigger." should i tell the getoffourisland folks?

Hey, I though we were ripping on Blohan and tenderfoot.. Is it really necessary to bring long island into the mix.. I mean its not even really an island is it?

Don't look now, but I'm sure she's got some rock stashed in that flower. She's got no nasal passages left to smell with.

Long Island most certainly is an island. The Island of lost souls.

@43. I shop at food lion.

People get fat in rehab from sitting around and eating junk food. She is just fat people, not pregnant. FATTY FATTY FAT FAT. She would totally have an abortion if she got knocked up.

She really needed rehab...bitch was blitzed out of her mind!

@43 I've smelled like Massengill "country garden" for the rest of the night.

Shut up guys... I am trying to eat some pickles here with my lunch... Damn. You TOTALLY ruined it...

nice 54, very nice.

Nice hat, Linds, you effing Fairweather Johnson! I bet she can't even name 2 Spurs!

43. that is one FUNNY website!
I live in NY, so I ought to know..

@58 I've smelled like Massengill "country garden pickles" for the rest of the night. :)

52--then what the fuck do you think it is? Jay-zuss......need a map, much?

This news is as shocking as ... it is not shocking in any way.

Here you go...notice it's surrounded by fucking water........
http://www.loving-long-island.com/image-files/map-of-long-island-big.gif

Ladies, just because they call Mentos "The fresh maker" does not mean if you put one in your pussy that you douched that day. Just had to be said, sorry, carry on...........

#51 a "wigger" is a white person trying to look like they are part of the black culture

Is this suppose to be shocking news?

@67 Thanks, you fucking idiot, never knew that one. I hear suicide is popular now a days, you should look into that........

Stallion, Wrigleys works better, huh? It's like getting to the centre of a tootsie pop!

well, i grew up in the nyc area, and our class was made up of preppies, guidos, wiggers and other.

guidos were italian wannna-be ganstars
wiggers were non-italian wanna-be ganstars

jrz, it's part of an island. it in itself is not an island. notice brooklyn & queens is also part of the island.

and i'll have to disagree with one of those bumper stickers. i'm not sure what's worse, douchebag guidos or douchebag lacross players. it's really a toss-up.

and of course she will look fat if she isnt snorting her coke in rehab thats what kept her skinny

@71 I'll let that slide.......

getoffmyisland.com claims that guidos are not necessarily italian. i don't think that's true. to be a guido, one must be italian (which is not to say that italians are all guidos, of course).

@72 Your mom loves Italian suasage kind of like how you seem to love bungholes, fucker........

@38 Are asses self-cleaning too? Is calling someone a butt wipe a double insult a la douchebag? I heard that rinsing it out once in a while, w/ or w/o the use of a "bag" with some warm water and mild soap was not a bad thing. Furthermore, would the Neosporin (sp?) bottle that Lohan shoots up with every night to "cool off" be a form of douchebag? Just asking.

I live in Brooklyn, the very epicenter of all things Guido in all the known universes.

Thank god in recent years they all moved to Staten Island and Long Island.

i just hate long island, that's why i'm trying to break it down. just stay on your fake island people!

#69 What did my comment have to do with you? I was clarifying that a "wigger" doesn't LOOK like a "guido". Jesus, if anyone sounds like they're about to pull a Benoit it's you!

asses should be clean if one eats enough fiber (both soluble, for clumping, and insoluble, for solidity). but i've heard that colonics can be healthy.

as for lohan, i think she's been fucked so much that the membrane separating her ass from her vag has been torn to shreds, which means she shits out of her vagina. i'm not sure neosporin is the cure for that, i'm not sure ANYthing is the cure for that, but i'm sure it can't hurt.

is it just me, or does the guy in the aviators look like toby maguire?

Is it too early to say "pull a Benoit"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy3W0BjWKJo

so if la lohan is preggers, shall we start the bets on who the baby daddy is?

@80 My bad, just felt like shitting on someone and I heard you were into that sort of thing.

It's OK. It's really simple how it all works out these days.
She'll start carrying around a bible when she gets out, then she'll do some time in jail. Get out. Get on Larry King Live and when asked if she ever did drugs she'll say "No". And when asked if she ever got drunk, she'll say "I drank but never to the point of getting drunk".

America will believe her.

76, wtf are you even talking about?

@81 Very helpful, thank you.

well, no charge.

Holla if you don't give a rat's ass about Long Island etiquette!

@88 sorry, didn't know it was mentally hadicapped day at the Fish......

P.S. you might want to get someone to change your diaper......

81, you are a wealth of information. i have been eating a hell of a lot of fiber, but don't seem to be pooping all that much. what's up with that? too much of one kind of fiber?

92, you are far too witty. actually, not really. my post had nothing to do with you.

Ahem...excuse me! You guys really need to see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy3W0BjWKJo

hahaha all I can see is that guy she is with- jiminy crickets is he flaming. This hole is always walking around with fags, I swear.
Oh and she's doing the classic coked-up mouth movements in these pics.

Number 5:
You should write for the superficial. So fucking funny...so true.

Is it just me or does she look pregnant? Could explain why she's trying to kick the drugs and alcohol...

well, bungoone, even though i'm no doctor, i know there are a whole host of causes leading to constipation, both psychological and physical.

first question, are you taking any opiates (heroine, morphine, codine) or any CNS depressants (klonopin, valium, etc.)?

The island itself is called Long Island, like the way Maui is called Maui.....asshole. Do you get it? Brooklyn and Queens are ON the island that is named Long Island. Long Island is not a town, it's a land mass surrounded on all sides by water.

@89 gay4girls - me too

Yes, I agree, geographically they are ON the island.
I guess this is where people differ in definition -

"However, colloquial usage of the term "Long Island" or "the Island" refers only to the suburban Nassau and Suffolk counties"

And I don't give a rats ass, nor do I know anything about Maui.

Girl's got a pot belly thing going on. Guess she'll have to watch what she eats, like the rest of us, instead of watching what she snorts...

schack, i'm not constipated, I just thought things would be moving along more with the increase in fiber. Apparently not. And no, i'm not on any drugs.

@94 "i'm not sure what's worse, douchebag guidos or douchebag lacross players. it's really a toss-up."

Ring a bell? You were basically saying you hate Italians, am I right? Well, I'm Italian and your comment pissed me the fuck off, need I explain it any better then that? Fuckface..........

It's another fucking island.

Alright...I'm back I've been out for a while and I feel like helping out the comment section a little bit...Who the fuck cares about "Long Island" I'm sorry even if you're from there...No one cares.

Please... now we are all sharing our shit stories????
Oooooo last week I had a floater!!!!!

C'mon, who's gonna make a stupid "Fully Loaded" joke already?

Oh jrzmommy....
how are the kids?

Man I don't care!

Lacrosse players rape black strippers. hee.....

105, so you're saying all italians are guidos? cause last time i checked they're not.

@112 TSFSRT........

Please let justice strike twice. I would love to see Linds in the fetal position.

hey Alex, that was some funny shit.

how did that one guy pose as the same guy in all the pictures? i mean, most of them have more than one person. he must have taken different poses, and cut and past them in. it's seamless work. really wicked photoshop skills. i'm pretty sure he did the women too.

If I was black stripper, I think I'd rather hang out with the WOPS than the lacrosse players.

What are you up to Stal?

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=26490

@113 No, that's not what I'm saying. Just put your helmet back on and stay out of traffic.........

:)

Jrz- not much, just felt like fucking with some retards today. Mission accomplished, I'm getting off the computer now, need to go wash my greasy face........LOL

Mission accomplished, indeed. you take care of yourself dreamyboy!

that's not her first-string crew. they're the "drug-free" crew-number-two, duh

so if that's not the case, then you shouldn't be offended by that comment.

no, really, please explain how that comment is equivalent to me saying i hate all italians? unless you're both a guido & a lacrosse player, then you have my condolences. all the cards are stacked against you.

#122 You mean Kissykissydreamyboy.

is that what I called him? I couldn't remember if the kissy was in there or not.

i guess that means stallion's first&last-stated reason was the real reason he pulled a benoit, which was to fuck with you.

Guido:

A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.

maybe benoit and his wife were doing bondage and asphyxiation for the first time to revamp the sex, and he accidentally killed her. he panicked, killed the son, whom he could not bear without her, and then himself.

So, I think I've got this straight now . . . Lacrosse islands have three sides, some are Guidos, and douchebag strippers are Italian? Va Bene!

" Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore..." you got dat right...

I don't know about your weather conditions, but it is hotter than two whores in a wool sock in my neck of the woods. I just about stuck to the fucking pavement a few minutes ago.

Heyyy.... as a female guido, I must take objection to that last paragraph!

dang, U fuckerz
can zay a hellofalot
in one hour of swimming...
big fucking mouthz
juzt like Jimbo....
howz your mouth doin....

Thar she blows! I've heard of you, crazy haught kelli, and now I see you. You are quite the little firecracker indeed. Tush!

and stallion, go get your shine box wop-aghetti

stop spamming gossip sites and fold some pizza boxes for your dad he can't retire cause he raised useless sons of whores

@136 My dads dead, he got aids from fucking your mom in her asshole. That dirty bitch. Your jokes are weak and grow some balls and use your real handle, or don't address me at all, Stronzo.........

Later.....

@135 Yes, we had been hoping that buttuglykelli had been hit by a bus and killed. The piece of shit might not be so bad if she could keep all of the fucking z's out of every word. Buttuglykelli is the reason I support abortion on demand. I would have agreed to let her mother have one in the 9th month. She is the most annoying pile of crap since DanYELL

@136 My dads dead, he got aids from fucking your mom in her asshole. That dirty bitch. Your jokes are weak and grow some balls and use your real handle, or don't address me at all, Stronzo.........

Later.....

uuuu LL gona get into troubleeeeeee

She's soooo ugly!!

Looks like she's a thief too.
She stole a rose from someone's yard.
I hate it when someone does that. Go buy your own flowers! Cheapskate.

FIRECROTCH! should be a blast watching her self destruct over the next few months...

$10 bucks on her and hooknose hilton getting into a big pile up on a dead end street and/or cul-de-sac... ..

Rehab is putting some weight on her, huh?

I hate to defend the firecrotch (Friday obviously puts me in a good mood) but i think she is honestly taking rehab seriously this time. She looks healthy and like she is going to make a change for the good.
Here's hoping.

well I gues she went in rehab because she is PREGNANT! or just fat or she does the same trick as Katie Holmes tomorrow the belly is gone!

#143 i agree - check out her gutt. They say that food is the best substitute for drugs! Especially sweet food.

She looks prego!

Italian Stallion stfu before I stick my tongue between your cunt and taste your juice

If you guys really want to see Lindsay Lohan coked out, here's another pic of her: http://news.myspace.com/entertainment/lindsaylohan/item/6853827

She looks like a slut!

@148 Hi Troll!!! How are you doing. Is that what you want me to do to your troll?

OMG, Elzabeth! she is totally coked out in that pic, and u're right, she looks like a slut. but i would use the term WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bummer--I missed deep throat kissing the Stallion before he bedded down? Maybe he'll dream about a threesome with the Irish eagle, JRZ, and Pretty Baby. I hope he doesn't mind a little "Mic" in the mix.
Wow! Can you smell the testosterone? I think we need to see another boob picture Fish! Now, I see the Confufish reason for all the boob pics! You are almost as omnipotent as I am!

Krazihotkelli -- are you five? What the hell is the point of changing all your s's to z's? It has got to be the stupidest damn thing I've ever seen.

I see your post and don't read a word you say because the type is so frickin' annoying.

I kinda feel bad for her. She should not however go to rehab and then mock it by drinking and using drugs again. The people who really need the help don't need to put up with this crap.

I wonder if Lindsay is shopping at Kitson, from Promises.... I'm sure that someone is picking up the "hot new items" from the swanky boutique! I went to shopkitson.com and entered a contest to win a $300 shopping spree! Then, I clicked on the website www.seenon.com and found a ton of fashions that hot celebs wear! Go and see for yourself!

What is that round purple thing in the pictures?? Packin on some poundage, that's what no coke will do

hop, skip, and fuckin jump
over me, U fuckerz if U can't
fuckin read,,like I give a fuck...

at leazt I don't write fuckin
Japaneze in an American zite..fuck...

oh, U fucerz R still at work,,,,damn
don't U ever work? ..too buzy zuckin
jimboz cockadoodiedooo.....

If you're underage, how can you be twice the legal limit?

krazihottkelli,

There are no WORDZ to DEZCRIBE your dumb AZZ douchbag

@157 You can't even get your own lame way of spelling right. No wonder no one likes you! Shouldn't "skip" be zkip, or "still" be ztill.......

I hope Chows little brother ends up at your school one day and only has two bullets. One for your fucking ass and one for himself just because.........

HAHA, LINDSAY LOHAN PORKING UP DUE TO LACK OF BLOW. I gave birth 6mos ago and my stomach is flatter than Lindsay's.

GEE.

IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT AMERICAN WOMEN are just built big, they try to emulate petite Asian bodies but sadly, the only way they can do it is by starving themselves or drugging themselves up. HOLLYWOOD LOSERS!

@148 Fuck pussies like you who are to scared to use their regular handle to talk shit to someone......

@67 and 80 same goes for you. The first time you're "dropping jewels on your dome" then the next time "dropping jewels on you dome". My point is that you change your handle alot instead of just leaving the same name which makes you a douche also, douche......

Pussies!!!

The guy above me is a douchbag

The smog in LA is so beautiful. No wonder she is sniffing that rose it is the only way she can breath.

I love her! She's not fat. She has a puppy tummy. My puppy's tummy get like that three times a day when I feed him.

I don't like Lindsay but she is certainly not fat at all.

And a big FUCK YOU to the stupid crackers making the racist comments about Italians. We're sexier than you any day.

She's a nutcase.

to #161, if asians think their little petite bodies are so hot, then why does all anime contain girls with huge tits and eyes you can actually see?

but lohan is getting fat. whatever.

That guy looks like he's holding in a shit, and why is Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 in rehab with lohan?

Kelli-- I don't know how many English classes that you've taken in your life, but you seem to have a very apparent spelling problem. Don't worry, it can be fixed. Maybe pick up a book, or if that's too hard, a nice issue to Vogue can also show you that a "Z" is not a replacement for a "S."
I would recommend "Eats Shoots and Leaves" it might even inspire you to get crazy with the apostrophe.

Also I have a question, if you were to write the word "zebra" or any other word with a "Z" would you make it an "S"?

Yea, I thought the same thing, she looks pregnant!

if U fuckerz R zkippin
over me, then Y R U talkin
to me?
Itz my fuckin right to talk,
or write however I want...

don't read my poztz...I don't
take orderz from anyone,
ezpecially thoze with dickbrainz...
zo, fuck U...
ever heard of zlang...guezz not
zure heard of blowjobz, though...

Krazihotkelli -- I don't read your posts because they are annoying. As I said, you must be a five year old, or have the mentality of a five year old, to write like an idiot. It's your right, as you say. It's also our right to call you a loser. See how that works?

#173==who the fuck azk U
any fuckin thing....bitch...
U really got zome life to
ztay on here allday...what
iz zo appealing...oh, I know
U love to hear the pervez
talk about their blowjobz..
U R zo gay...azzlicker...

Yes, she has to be pregnant. And will name her baby "Rose". But really, that kind of weight gain has to be a baby, right? Who could the daddy be? that's what we need to be talking about.

ridiculously hilarious... what a loser

I don't know who looks more idiotic-the asswipe in the wifebeater who looks like he's trying to swallow his lower lip or the C.I.A. wannabe in the detective shades with no socks,gay shorts, and the whitest coloring since Moby Dick. Way to surround yourself with cool looking people Lindsay. I think you look the most idiotic!

lindsay does look kind of preggers. maybe she's just eating her way thru treatmt, vs starving herself on cocaine binges. at least she's getting exercise. but seriously, what is up w/ that muscular guys face?! I thought he was just making a weird face in the one pic...but then it looks the same in all of them!Is there really something wrong w/ him? maybe something drug related. weiiird.

Average people without photoshop retouching are ugly...aren't they? I can't picture Lyndsay 5 months from now. The jowls and spare tire is borderline sexual for chubby chasers.

her belly's huuuuuuuuuuuuge

Go figure
Dumbass #1 gets a DUI for .08 & suspended license

Dumbass#2 drives on the wrong side of MAJOR highway

Dumbass #3 fucks-up her car and leaves incriminating evidence behind, IDIOTS

come on, these bitches deserve what they get, they need to make a reality tv show...

Lohan needs to serve time and so does Richie... actually, we should gather all three and drop them off on a deserted island

YAHU FOR BEER BELLY

Hey, 181. Wouldn't Long Island be better?

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Dear kelli with an "i": You Suck!

From the maker of the "s" key

Ew, Lindsay has a pot belly.

Look at the FUPA! Fatty!

Rehab is for fags. Nobody likes a quitter.

::sigghhhhh:: it's always *something* to capture the attention of sheep... so cupping & smelling single roses for cameras is now the thing to do? Paris did the same thing before going on Larry King - remember the walk to & ride up the elevator? - she kept sniffing it. OK, all we need now is a third of these idiots to lock in the trend... Britney perhaps? Kim? Nicole? Rod Stewart's daughter I can't remember the name of... again? and soon we'll have stylish little lemmings running around all over the place looking meaningful...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
She is getting so fat, GROSS. Hello it's bikini season tubbo.

Se is so vile. NATURALLY slim, lean and thin ( I mean like Jessica Alba lean, who actually has to diet to be that size, but that body type I mean) GROWN women with big NATURAL boobs are an extremeley rare breed and often have a butt face.

This freckled fatty has a butt face and she is definitely not naturally thin (the crack was keeping the weight off) the more sober she gets the fatter she will get. Remember back before she lost weight she looked just like this. Even when she was thinner she had a pot belly, fat legs and a chubby face.

GOD has not been kind to this one.

Very nice - 38, 43, 75, and especially the research skill'z' of 128. Impressive reconnaisance on the origins of the "Guido" species. Here in Canada, we call 'em "Ginos", no doubt a close relative to your native strain.

It's sad Lindsay you can't even compete with Long Island in your own comment section. Long Island in the house you go girl!

Mr. Tough Guy with the fucked up lip is making that face because he's trying to contain his anger. He's mad at the photographer. He's a dumb fuck so he thought he was going to jog around Hollywood motherfucking Hills with attention whore Lindsay Lohan in peace and anonymity.

If you really want to be serious go to a rehab in Oregon for a month or two (or even Long Island). But no, this rehab thing is designed just to get sympathy and even more attention. So your little sad face Lindsay, and the poignant smelling of the flower thing doesn't move me at all. It doesn't make me feel empathy for you. Instead it makes me sick.

Lindsay is exactly where is needs to be. Hopefully she will stay until she really gets it this time.

hey babe...

...seems like you need no help from him : )

we're still around
...if you need us : )

America!

Please save us from the terrorists!

Scotlandfuckinyard:
U muzt be zhittin brickz
about right now...zorry to
hear about that terrorizt
airport thing...but....az
U know, the dayz of America
zaying zomeone iz done until
2008..when my girl Hillary
getz in there and ztartz
making friendz and not enemiez
again..zo, hang in there, "08"
ain't that far off, thank God..

I feel sorry for this girl. I actually like her she is very talented. She is messed up because her parents are messed up. I don't think that we can put the blame on her in this situation. She needs help and she is getting it. I think that she is going to make it. Look at Drew she went through the same thing and she was able to survive. GOD HELP HER.

her and brit could open up there own rehab center--then she hire paris to be council advisor

Please people! So she's got a little pooch...she is FAR from fat, and her legs are not 'massive.' Can we stop the ridiculous fear of ANY sort of weight on a woman's body? This is why we have so many young girls starving themselves to death; because in America if you're not rail-thin you're called fat. She looks like a normal woman. And it can't be easy to be in rehab at the age of 20. To become an alcoholic and have a drug problem before you're even legal is pretty sad. Despite all her wealth and fame, Lohan has a tough road ahead of her. I wouldn't trade places for all the money in the world.

Linsay is not fat. Her parents are responible for how she turned out, but so is she. I hope she is serious about the help that she is getting.

inztead of Linzay being a ugly
coke whore,,nowz zhez an ugly
food whore..zhe lookz pregnant
with that fatt gutt............!♠

Don't worry about Mia..she is fine. They just had to remove two devildog dicks from her ass, that's all. she'll be home soon, then her big mouth will be on here, screaming
that French shit to everyone.

if you thought
they were worthy...

...then

...that's good enough for us : ))

[what?]

he missed it lol : )))

At first I thought the guy on the left had a rattail, but I think there is really someone behind him, next to Lindsay. I'm still going to pretend he has a rattail tho, just for fun.