Jun 1 2007Lindsay Lohan anti-drunk driving PSA
This is an anti-drunk driving public service announcement Lindsay Lohan filmed two years ago with A Simple Plan, before getting arrested for a DUI and checking into rehab. Oh, the irony. She basically laughs her way through, which is to be expected. It'd be like Godzilla filming an anti-shooting beams out of your mouth and fighting giant moth creatures PSA. You can't expect him to do that with a straight face.
And because Lindsay really knows how to make good decisions, her lawyer says her 21st birthday bash in Vegas is still on. He tells BWE: “Just because you’re sober doesn’t mean you can’t go out and have fun. Part of sobriety is that you can go out into normal society and just go out. Who say’s you can’t move your boot on the dance floor?”


Reader Comments
1. gina - June 1, 2007 12:31 PM
such a child...
http://www.innerdrama.com
2. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 12:33 PM
SECNOD!
3. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 12:34 PM
Who is she kidding? Her whole fucking life is an anti-drunk driving public service announcement.
4. Guy - June 1, 2007 12:34 PM
Why does she swear at the end?
5. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 12:37 PM
I would love for a whole generation of kids to grow up using words like FRIST and SECNOD.
It's a little dream I have.
6. julia - June 1, 2007 12:40 PM
uh, the video doesn't work for me. all i get is those tools from simple plan saying their names.
also, lindsey lohan should be shot into space so we don't have to deal with her anymore.
7. noyb - June 1, 2007 12:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW where is she again? hmm rehab!
8. Poroleishon - June 1, 2007 12:41 PM
She looks really crappy with the blond hair.
9. Trogdor - June 1, 2007 12:41 PM
SIHTX
10. Vas Deferens - June 1, 2007 12:41 PM
Firecrotch only has like, 8 million dollars.
11. hollyj - June 1, 2007 12:41 PM
When I get mad at my husband, I eat Indian food so that by bedtime my colon has concocted a luscious series of gases.
Just sayin'
12. DevilishTenshi - June 1, 2007 12:43 PM
Honestly I don't think she was serious when she did this. It seems to me like she had a "fuck you I'm going to drink and drive anyway... this is so lame!" attitude. Maybe because she was laughing.
13. Jimbo ∞ - June 1, 2007 12:44 PM
Disappointing. I was expecting 3 10-second clips with an edited bukkake sequence at the end.
14. Wanky - June 1, 2007 12:46 PM
god superfish is late on everything lately!!
15. d - June 1, 2007 12:47 PM
Oh fuck it she'll be dead soon
16. teetee - June 1, 2007 12:53 PM
Her crotch smells.
17. getyourhandoutofmycat - June 1, 2007 12:53 PM
The video isn't working for me, all I see are 4 wankers...
18. Gigli - June 1, 2007 12:58 PM
You didn't mention bare fists in this one! Getting closer.
19. Jimbo - June 1, 2007 12:59 PM
um, hollyj, i think you might have typed your email address into your URL.
20. Jimbo - June 1, 2007 1:00 PM
#12. noooooooooooooo, RLY?
21. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - June 1, 2007 1:02 PM
no Jimbo, she wants peeps to email her for the Cleveland Steamer special
22. adult underoos - June 1, 2007 1:03 PM
no wai!
23. Bern - June 1, 2007 1:07 PM
Man, if I had to go to rehab for every time I drunkenly swurved my vehicle into a parked car when I was 20, I would have gone to rehab about 48 times ...
24. stephalump - June 1, 2007 1:11 PM
She just flicked everyone off, British-style... that's nice.
25. whitegold - June 1, 2007 1:15 PM
LL is such a fucking loser.
26. danielle - June 1, 2007 1:27 PM
she's so crude! LOL
27. Jillian - June 1, 2007 1:38 PM
LOL, she definitely winks at the end. watch for it RIGHT before the camera cuts off. oh the sincerity.
28. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 1:39 PM
#11 makes an interesting topic for discussion. Does anybody have a legit estimate on how much money this chick has?
I gotta think that Herbie money must have gone up her nose a long time ago. And I doubt the Parent Trap paid her anything, so she may be just as poor as the rest of us.
THAT would be the funniest shit ever. Lindsay making some of that AFJ money! YEAH Baby!
AFJ
29. SlushPuppie - June 1, 2007 1:52 PM
She had a part in the Abstinence PSA, too. She laughed so hard, she wet her pants. Although that could have been discharge...
30. techclerk - June 1, 2007 1:53 PM
If this girl has a single brain cell in her head, she will cancel her birthday party and stay home. Being sober for a few hours inbetween binges does not make you a sober person fit for mingling among normal society.
Stubborn, immature bitch is goona get her ass thrown in jail on her birthday.
31. Japanese Lohan Fan - June 1, 2007 1:58 PM
Huh? Godzirra?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32. Chauncey Gardner - June 1, 2007 1:59 PM
If that douchebag from A Simple Plan truly considers himself a "role model", he totally failed Lindsay. And probably blew a load in her slut throat.
33. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - June 1, 2007 2:01 PM
Simple Plan AND Lindsay Lohan don't want me to drive drunk? Well I'm almost there, if only some words of wisdom from Avril Lavigne were included I would have been sold !
34. Liz - June 1, 2007 2:23 PM
God, that was when she was going through the emaciated stage. Wow. Time flies when you're doing blow.
35. Michael Johnston - June 1, 2007 2:26 PM
How can they prove she was driving under inebriation? People swurve their car all the damn time.
And Mean girls earned 400 million world wide. She's probably still making money off of that.
...Michael
36. leelee - June 1, 2007 2:26 PM
Holy crap! I've been pronouncing her last name wrong!
I love the phrase "move your boot" in regards to dancing. Pure classic awesomeness.
37. fartmonger - June 1, 2007 2:28 PM
Kids, don't drink and drive. But it's pefectly okay to snort coke and take pain killers until your eyes bleed.
38. Ruby - June 1, 2007 2:33 PM
FROST!!!
39. titsonsnack - June 1, 2007 2:36 PM
Is this bitch gonna be famous forever? When is her 15 minutes up? Because honestly, what the fuck has she done to make herself such a household name other than fart out a couple shitty movies and a poor-me CD of crappy music.
Go away Lindsay. The world already has a drunk driving dumb slutty broad in her twenties who's famous for no damn reason.
40. jenster - June 1, 2007 2:40 PM
tits, she on minutes 20 I believe.
what a fucking joke
41. captain obvious - June 1, 2007 3:12 PM
I refuse to watch it, I just don't care abt this ugly freckled wench. But I see she's still doing her stupid peace sign. She needs to stop doing that. I wonder if she's walking around Promises flashing everyone the peace sign.
42. hollyj - June 1, 2007 3:16 PM
Thanks Jimbo! I wasn't paying attn.
It's OK though. I don't really use my Yahoo email. I only got it so I could play Yahoo games.
AOL has my real email address. =)
43. Best of Celeb - June 1, 2007 3:17 PM
She was cute, not all cracked out.
44. Carpediem - June 1, 2007 3:20 PM
It would be more along the lines of Tom Cruise doing an Anti-Loving the Cock PSA
45. Alsef - June 1, 2007 3:22 PM
IS this a JOKE! Lindsay lohan telling you to not drink and drive, its like britney spears telling you to wear underwear when wearing a skirt
46. Julie - June 1, 2007 3:23 PM
lameee
poor rich little party girl back in rehab.
p.s her hair looks like crap.
47. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - June 1, 2007 3:44 PM
"move your boot on the dance floor" ??
I don't think anyone's worried about her skanky dancing. It's her getting drunk and vomiting on innocent bystanders that everyone is afraid of.
48. MissPMS - June 1, 2007 3:52 PM
Wow, watching this video makes me want to drink a 40 and a fifth of Hennesy.
49. Kimmy Gibbler - June 1, 2007 3:55 PM
Anyone else find it odd that she's getting out of rehab early to celebrate her 21st? it's like going on a diet during Thanksgiving. No way is this shit going to work..
now she's mixing her 'tinis and shooters with OxyContin. I feel bad for her liver. That thing is going to have a rough future.
50. Carpediem - June 1, 2007 4:01 PM
It's like tom cruise telling you not to love the cock!
51. krazihottkelli - June 1, 2007 4:02 PM
of courze the crackwhore
is stink=n fake........
can we expect anything elze
from a mezzed up cokehead..?.
52. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 4:22 PM
I just watched a PSA from Paris Hilton and Rob Zombie.
In it she reminds the youth of America to not become a bunch of coked-out star-fuckers that flaunt their daddy's money, and end up spreading their crust-laden herpe poon across the county jail.
Deja Fuckin' Vu!
53. techclerk - June 1, 2007 4:58 PM
Why is it zo hard to prezz the "s" key when it is zo cloze to the "Z"?
54. Beavis - June 1, 2007 5:16 PM
I like the pause where she has nothing to say..
"I'm Lindsey Lohan...."
Here you go Lindsey:
"I'm Lindsey Lohan winner of a used condom in an ashtray look alike contest"
55. Kamiki - June 1, 2007 5:20 PM
Stupid Hohan was drinking driving even back then I am sure. I hope one day she crashes and does a Chappaquidick killing only herself unless she has Richie and Hilton as passengers then kill all those little bitches.
56. wedgeone - June 1, 2007 5:25 PM
#44 - Or Kate Moss & Pete Doherty doing a "Don't do Drugs" PSA.
In better news, Lilo's current box office smash "Georgia Rule" has taken in a whopping $16,832,880 after three weeks in theaters. and by box office smash, I mean that theater managers are smashing the glass in their concession stands for investing in this piece of crap.
Anyone think that she'll ever get $8 million a movie again?
57. sweetnsnooty - June 1, 2007 5:45 PM
She should be spending her 21st birthday behind bars!
58. Hollywood Agent - June 1, 2007 8:38 PM
She looks drunk to me. I guess that is why she is laughing while talking.
What a Loser.
59. why is lindsay lohan famous?????????? - June 1, 2007 9:32 PM
Why???????????????/
60. imran karim - June 1, 2007 10:21 PM
her lawyer seems like a really smart guy
imran karim
61. krazihottkelli - June 1, 2007 10:56 PM
newz flazh for drug=eeeez////
lookz like itz been reported
that the air in Rome is full
of cocaine and pot......
izn't that where the Pope livez,
go figure...
62. cobalt - June 2, 2007 10:18 AM
LMAO #13!
She says "And I'm Linday Low-en"
I've been saying Linday Low-Han all this time. Is it a silent H?
Well, call me an ass and drop the county shithouse on me, but I have actually learned something watching something involving Linday Lowen.
63. cobalt - June 2, 2007 10:20 AM
^^^^
I apologise for not being able to spell LINDSAY correctly in the above post.
To be honest I'm so sick of hearing about her that I'm trying to spell it differently every so often to make things more interesting.
Perhaps Linday Lohan, whoever she may be, is a wholesome girl-next-door type who knows her place.
64. iburl - June 2, 2007 12:52 PM
Yeah, who "say's" a raging alcoholic drug addict's 21st birthday with all you can drink free booze is a bad idea. I'm sure she will be as sober as a judge and "shake a boot".
Have you all seen the NSFW Naked baby rat video?
NSFW: http://gorillavsbear.blogspot.com/2007/05/look-like-baby-rat.html
or
http://tinyurl.com/2hu93v
65. AdamK. - June 2, 2007 1:03 PM
Ok,i know some1 her age can be a bit wild, but,this hideously ugly bitch is totally fucked.She actually thinks she's hot & will be the next Jodie Foster? She'll be lucky 2b the next Bug face Ritchie.
As for Pamela Anderson,put it AWAY you pathetic,has been,it's not 1995 anymore,
no-1 gives a fuck.Reduce your ugly,conjoined,ovbersized tits & cut that feral hair,your 40,grow up.
66. Fejack - June 2, 2007 2:10 PM
That'd be like Ike Turner making an announcement against domestic violence.
67. Tha-Flash - June 2, 2007 6:03 PM
Nah Lindseys awesome!
68. herbiefrog - June 2, 2007 8:20 PM
re mk story
http://www.glitteratigossip.com/glitterati/2007/06/mary_kate_and_a.html
not here yet...
"We wanted it to be based on a relationship between a young girl and a boy and tell the story through the clothing."
hey babe : )
you're welcome ))
69. butt soup - June 3, 2007 2:38 AM
I think her peace sign is so gay. It's like her reflex to seeing a camera
70. techclerk - June 3, 2007 10:24 AM
Bitch had nerve to do a SNL skit making fun of Billy Joel's drunk driving.
I hope Horatio did her before she got the herpes.
71. techclerk - June 3, 2007 10:33 AM
"Just because you’re sober doesn’t mean you can’t go out and have fun"
Yes. I'm sober.
Yes. I can go out and have fun.
But the topic of discussion was Lindsay Lohan. Fuckin lawyers really know how to baffle you with bullshit. Never compare me to that lush.
72. rob - June 3, 2007 1:18 PM
she's not giving the peace sign, that's another version of giving someone the finger
73. Christina - June 3, 2007 2:18 PM
She's a loser. She thinks she's cool. The little laugh she does after he says, "Please don't drink and drive." is simply obnoxious. God help her if she ever kills someone drinking and driving...or one of her family members gets killed. She is so vile I wish they would black list her already!! Total L-O-S-E-R!!
74. Christina - June 3, 2007 2:20 PM
PS...I'll take Paris over Lindsay ANYDAY and I think both of them are a waste of flesh.
75. Christina - June 3, 2007 2:32 PM
God, I just effin hate her!! Do away with her already! I just had to say it again!!
76. techclerk - June 3, 2007 7:42 PM
How many times do you need to go to rehab before you are "sober"?
Twice in one year, I guess. Right. Good luck with that Lindsay.
If it takes two trips to rehab to get sober, she should have went back before she she found that drunken tree growing in the middle of where the road was supposed to be.
77. techclerk - June 4, 2007 8:46 AM
I just saw some pics of Lindsay playing with a big kitchen knife. She holds it at her friend's neck, points it at her tit, acts like she's going to stick it in her mouth..........
78. Big daddy - June 4, 2007 4:54 PM
1st of all she should be in jail a lot longer then Paris both for DUI and drugs. What a roll model.Next I don't understand how she could be number 1 on Maxims list of top 100 stars because she is so ugly.Get rid of her and her mom please.
79. jetta - June 5, 2007 1:40 AM
LOl notice how she did her little laugh when the guy said don't drink and drive ..
Umm you guys are refering to her right and paris LOL
OH Lord I feel sorry for this girl though gots some homely issues sounds like and plus her mom trying to get to get money off her othr 2 kids ...
PLease lady let them get old enough to decide what they want to do with thier lives ...
Not you...
80. ces - June 5, 2007 3:33 PM
Ironic, insincere, but not very interesting.
Who're these other guys again?
81. Juego De Casino - June 5, 2007 4:28 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!
82. mabbo - June 5, 2007 9:21 PM
Blech! the worst thing about the ad is Simple Plan. What a bunch of pussy fart losers. Do they think they are rock gods and punks dressed like that. Their music is a fucking joke to anyone over the age of 14. Yeesh. Now for Lohan. It does not surprise me that she still has a fanbase despite filming this anti-drinking and driving ad, but getting busted for DUI. The general public really are that naive, gullible, and plain stupid. I keep hearing "poor Paris" from people who actually feel sorry for her cuz she's going to jail. WTF? Wow! That boggles the mind. I hate to sound old, but kids today just don't have cool singers and actors to look up to anymore. Kurt Cobain was a druggie too, but at least he had oodles of talent. Lindsay and Paris? Well they can suck cock and piss on guys really well perhaps. Porno talent.
83. Concerned - June 9, 2007 4:05 PM
Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...
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84. Tina - July 8, 2007 1:15 AM
ha ha ha i think lindsay was a bad choice altogether, the department got eggs all over on their face with her!!
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