Jun 15 2007Linday Lohan leaving rehab

i win

"She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day"

Am I think only one who see the irony there?

Second!

oh poop. I guess third'll have to do

Go back. Stay. Forever. And she still talks to her mother? Ugh. Disgusting.

Crap! i was going to point out the irony. well, i second the irony.

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likesooototallgoingawolfromreahblindseyislike mytotatidol

skank gots a bubble butt

Over/Under on the number of days until the first Superfish shot of her absolutely obliterated?

I say 8.

I'm taking the under.

who is that guy? has she found love with a fellow rehabber?

She makes such good choices... She should write a book about her way of life.

I hate this bitch

If I saw her in the street I would punch her right in the boob

Why is she camera shy all the sudden?

lol

I say 6.

Once again, black list her already. Waste of flesh. Spoiled, ungrateful trash.

damn, by the looks of the dude she's with they should rename this place Scared Straight

lol in the boob?

Hilarious!

Oh, how I love you Superficial! The genuine highlight of my day is when I can surf the net, go to my Favorites, and read all of the juicy tid bits you spill. Always the best pics!

haha....#2

My thoughts when I read that exactly.

Cut your whore mom out....then kill yourself then everything will be ok

do they not have a gym at the facility?

She's a fucking disgusting citizen. She doesn't respect anything, does whatever she wants, and is dangerous to be quite honest.

Guess I'd still bang her ;; That's really the only reason she's on TV any more. She doesn't act, she's just the Courtney Love of this generation basically. Oh well, we'll find out alot more when her bodyguard( ex bodyguard now ) releases his new book soon.

I'm asking : why is she famous?

her body never benefits from working out, she is thin, but flabby with a layer of fat, no muscle tone.

She pretend do be working out so nobody will notice her bottle of vodka.

#2: seriously

Shockingly, I think this is a calculated move for her. She wants to get back in the limelight for a week before Paris is out and hogging all the attention again. Just another fucking PR game.

#2 Lambman ....Comedy Gold.

In my opinion, sometime within the next two years you will see these words following her name in the newspaper "Was found dead of an accidental overdose...."

lol @#23

#25 lookma_nohans

Of COURSE!!!!!! I didn't think of that but you are so right.

"I'm asking : why is she famous?"

Is she really famous, or just a celebrity. Either way, I'd agree. WHY? The bitch is ugly, can't act, doesn't have that great of a body (tits sometimes look good depending on the angle but most 20 year old tits look good), and so on.

Bitch could OD and die tomorrow and nobody would remember her a week later - kinda like Anna Nic-hole.

"Don't worry, Linsey! We'll keep your room ready for your return!"

Wait-- you can't get out of prison whenever you want? Because Paris Hilton makes it seem like you can. Or are they just giving her special treatment? No, no that would be crazy.

In the real world I've heard of people staying in rehab for like 6 months or more. Why the fuck is she walking the streets already?

Look at that mouth breather go, its the kind of man you would normally feel sorry for. The determined blank stare, the sloping brow, hes like a 30 year old retard making his was to the firing line.

Working out?!?!?!.... OH yeah...to keep that Maxim "#1" sexiest woman position proud..................
Fuck, I still can't understand what the fuck the people at Maxim were thinking...
Hell she's covered in freckles..she looks like a snot nose child.

At least she stopped dying her skin orange!!! Let's hope she broke that bad habit at least. SHE IS TWENTY FOR FUX SAKE! Can't a girl have fun? Who hasn't passed out in a friend's car or taken stupid pictures with fugly poser celebs?

LANCE add me to your friends you're a hottie baby!!!!!!

#33- fucking hilarious .. lol ...
sorta reminds me of that 'Shawn White' raggedy ann motherfucker on the AExpress commercial ...mouth all hanging open.. it doesn't make me interested in getting an AExpress for the points so I can fly the fuck all over the world... No.. it makes me wonder who the fuck is paying this retard money so HE is able to get a fucking card.

STFU Krazihotkelli

You are just as bad as Lindsay because you refuse to admit you make yourself look like a dumbass.

Please don't post your stupidity any more

Who is Krazihotkelli?

#39 She's a stupid biznatch who can't spell without z's in every word and has down's syndrome.

FRIST are you home?

Blue Eyes - just ignore her. Buttuglykelli should just die

I wandered so aimless life filed with sin
I wouldn't let my dear saviour in
Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night
Praise the Lord, I saw the light.

I saw the light!
I saw the light!
No more darkness
No more night
Now I'm so happy no sorrow in sight
Praise the Lord!
I saw the light!

Ha Ha..Hannibal Lector...

#12 COOL1

#12 COOL1

Yep I'm home Jimbo. Having an ice cold pale ale. And contemplating life. Yeah...I think I'm gonna get a different job...

Take your time and find what you want! And I am jealous, I am still at work looking for a capital request I did last year and you are home drinking a cold pale ale. You could at least call me and breath heavy into the phone

What's yer phone number?

i ruv u, rinsey rohan! belly much!

Lindsay Lohan doesn't need rehab. She just needs to spend a weekend at MY house. That'd scare her straight...

I'd have the bitch scrubbing the puke off my floor with her own toothbrush!!!

FRIST 626-812-2162

"She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day."

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Oh my God lol I can't believe you posted your number!

#2...DAMN! I posted my comment before I read everyone else's posts.

But I guess that answers your question!

Blue Eyes Why not? Did you call it?

OMG I can't believe it either!!!! How are you gonna know it's me and not one of the other 5000 people reading this?

Is it a phone sex line?

i think she will be dead in about 2-3 years. she will quickly go back to what she has been up to for several years now- getting drunk and coking/whoring it up. although for at least in the last half of her final year, she will probably land a reality show because her acting career will have collapsed and try to hide her addictions but fail.

The phone has not rang yet? And I will know it you FRIST

There's only one ending to this story that ties up all the loose ends...
Britney is checked back into rehab after another incoherent, umbrella-toting, head-shaving run-in with the paparazzi.
Meanwhile Lindsay, recently released, falls off the wagon and gets drunk at a 21st birthday party in her honor in Malibu. She attempts to drive home inebriated, but instead ends up piloting her car through the front door at Promises and into the kitchen, where she severs a gas main. Coincidentally, Britney is in there fixing herself a 3AM snack of Cheetos & dippin' gravy, and both are killed in a fiery explosion which also levels the building.
Two days later, while standing graveside at the funeral, Paris Hilton, recently released from prison, is struck in the head by a small asteroid. There is no noticeable effect. Later that day, however, she falls over dead upon hearing the news of Nicole Richie's probable pregnancy.

I don't know farty...it hasn't killed me yet

Why did you hang up? And Caller ID works great!!!!!

So did anyone call you yet Jimbo?

Do you want me to call you back?

No, because I called you from my daughter's cell phone and it's a pre-pay plan. I can't believe you did that! But you sound really cool on the phone!

You are such a chicken!!!

The only number I'm interested in having at this point is that guys number who's leaving the gym with that skank.
I want to warn him and tell him to use 5 condoms at once and wear protective gear so there's no skin-to-skin contact.
That is if he chooses to actually be with that filthbag.
If he chooses to not be with her. He can take me out. :)

Bock bock

You are to funny. Are you on your second pale ale yet?

Definetly not enough time in rehab. She will back to her wild ways in no time. Hopefully this means that she will lose all credibility and no longer get acting roles, etc. That would make me happy, because I really don't like her and find her highly unattractive. But aside from that, she's a human being and a young girl w/ alot of problems, so I do hope she gets the help she really needs before she ends up dead.

Yes I am. I just opened it! yummy!!!!!

Did you find that document yet?

"She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day."

The first sentence seems very insincere and makes very little sense once you read the second sentence.

No, it pisses me off. I have every other document I have done in the last 5 years and this one is gone.

If I was there I could find it for you. I'm magic.

Don't tease me like that. You got me all excited when you called and then you hung up on me!

So is the gym at promises just like really ugly, and have really bad equipment or something?
Can she like not visit the same gym twice? I feel like I've heard of her being at three different gyms when she leaves rehab

lol. Her hat says "unstoppable." Just more irony for a person trying to get seriously rehabbed up.

Do I sense a love connection between you two boys? Did you get a little twinkle in your eye when he called?

Well sorry! Didn't expect you to actually answer! I thought it was a trick! Now is that your work number or your cell number, cause I only call people when I'm drunk.

What?!? I'm a girl!!! My mom told me so.

Blue eyes - FRIST is ALL girl and I am very hetrosexual

FRIST - the number is my work phone. I am not stupid enough to give out my cell number.

Dammit!!! How am I supposed to stalk you!
Hey did anybody else call you?

FIRST - no just you and you hung up on me!!!!! Talk to you later

Her mom is supporting her in rehab. As a show of support, she's going to meet her at the door with a liter of vodka and an ounce of cocaine to help her celebrate. That's what mom's are for.

#2, my thoughts exactly.

I think its BS all of it. We all know that the day she get out she will get drunk do some coke and suck about 3 to 9 dicks. I think she should kill herself. She sucks at life.

This is another bitch, that needs to gain weight! I'll fuck her! just for the hell of it! She looks like she can blow the sleeves off of this dick! I love that shit! Her mom, could join in to! Since her old ass like to go clubbin' I'll treat her ass like a club aging whore to!

BWA-HA-HA! She's in rehab and recognizes (or so her publicist tells the media ad nauseum) that she's had "bad influences" in her life...yet she still talks to her Mom each day.

Here's the bottom line truth: unless she's talking to her mom each day and saying "Stay away from me, you attention-seeking, money-grubbing, whore-mongering twat!" then Lindsey might as well go home now since it's all been for nothing.

On the other hand, despite her so-called "commitment" to rehab, I hear Lindsey is still absolutely, positively determined to have that 21st birthday party bash in Vegas.

So I think its safe to say that within 24 hours of that, she'll have crashed her car in Vegas. Most likely the lobby of the casino where she was staying...

Actually, she looks like she's beefing up a little in these pics. Hey FAT ASS! LOL! Ugggh oh how I hate her!

#2 - first thing i thought!!!

I hated this train wreck story the first time I saw it... when it was called "The Dana Plato Story"

Maybe she is sober. She's hiding her face in shame. That looks to me like what a normal person would do after acting like Lindsay Lohan.

...'cause you have to leave rehab to work out.

Bubble butt? That little 10-y.o.-boy ass isn't even as big as ONE thigh!!!

#=z 38=40=41****
go blow each other
fuckerz

now, back to HorHand:
I'll give the freckle
face idiot about 2 dayz
and zhe'll be back
zuckin coke down her
throat, running around
naked and chompin on
big browneyed znake
dickz...

Oh yeah I'm sure she's all better. Hope they don't let her drive home. Brainless twat.

88. You say that like it's a bad thing. Honestly, it sounds a lot like my plans for the weekend. Do a little coke, suck a little cock, ... Same old, same old.

She could save herself time by doing coke OFF a cock. She doesn't strike me as having much incentive to multitask, though.

RichPort, can I come over tonight? I am
drunk and I would like to blow some dicks.
w/b soon.

what,? rehab is for qitters who REALLY dont want to quit but know they should .maybe she should try sumpn a little harder.

She's getting the perp walk down pulling the cap down and all. She should've shown Paris the technique.

I'd sleep with her, hands down (or up) she's one of the only female celebs that could make me bi for a night :)

Lindsay is a bitch, please message her hate mail through her myspace:

myspace.com/jealousykillsyou

Vegas won't just be the place where her party will be booze-sponsored... it will also be the place were you can bet if LiLo will O.D. in her birthday.

I've got my OD-a-OK tickets, where are yours?

' "She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day"

Am I think only one who see the irony there? '

*******

#2 Like many others, that was the first thing I thought of too. Seems a little contradictory to me.

She's such a clone of Dina it's scary. Why do these parents think the greatest thing in the world is “stardom”. How about doing some good for the world? THAT is something to be proud of your children (or yourself) for.

Richport, looks like you have a good time with prettybaby last night. What a Ho she
is, I see on the other posts where she
was giving out BJ's all night. Ask woodhorse.

Actually, PrettyBaby and I were engaged in a little friendly rivalry, to see who could suck the most cock in 12 hours.

I won on sheer numbers alone, but she's contesting the results based on the argument that we should score on cumulative length, not quantity.

Rematch, bitch.

Funny #50. Interesting thing is that a magazine posted several A-listers side-by-side in their respective designer wear, and just looking at the faces, Lindsey was the only one who was actually beautiful. What a waste.

#110 Don't hire Florida to count your votes. They throw out all the ballots from African Americans (as told to me by a magazine) so you would lose unfairly.

@97

I am not sure what you think you are saying, but "coke" is short for cocaine.

And cocaine is snorted up your nose.

"Coke" the beverage is what you drink, and that doesn't make you drunk or high. I'd tell you to blow me, but you probably don't even know what that is. And you'd probably be very awful at it, too.

You are an idiot, Kelli. If I were you, I'd shut the fuck up like everybody keeps telling you to.

I want
to b
a
lez

110-111 Florida also throws away military votes, so it would actually even out.

I have seen Lindsey “look” beautiful in magazines, but it is only the makeup, stylist, etc. Without her EXTREME eye makeup, teeth whitener (or photoshop photo editor), hair stylist/possible extensions, manicure/pedicure with fake nails, fake tan shit, etc. Naturally she is FUGLY, just the opposite without all of these enhancements.

Cuz bein
a
lez
is
ZO
cool...

ZNOT

Isn't her mother a negative influence on her life though?

#8 - That ain't a bubble butt. In fact, Lindsay has one of the flattest asses in Hollywood. It's sick.

Why can't she just go to rehab and STAY there? No one wants her loosed upon the world.

I like how her hat says "unstoppable." lol Yeah Lindsay, your addictions and vindictive personality make you a WINNER!

#114 how would all this vote-tossing affect the cumulative length score? If, for instance, there are a lot of Japanese participants then it may be better to hire an independant judging firm.

I wonder who's the next to enter the superficial? what current celeb. do you think will soon replace Paris, Lindsay, Britney, Nicole, etc?

I wonder who's the next to enter the superficial ---er--- rehab? what current celeb. do you think will soon replace Paris, Lindsay, Britney, Nicole, etc?

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46
yR oldd
man wif
a
harrry
bAk,
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lIk acorns,
kraziho'kelli.

TWO MEN ENTER!! ONE MAN LEAVES!!!

#120

I think that Hayden girl from Heroes.
"Save the cheerleader. Save the world"

#122==for zome reazon, 122 wizhez
that I waz a man...can't fuckin
tell U Y...what good R they...they
R the main reazon Y that I will never
get married....ain't none of them
worth it...I alzo am not hairy, nor
do I have hanging ballz, thank God..
wouldn't want to have that zhit
hangin off my body...women were clearly
Godz favoritez..our bodiez are
beautiful, menz zuck...

No argument, women are my favorites too.

But, you will marry, if you have half a chance, because you are too fucking stupid to hold a decent job, and your parents won't support your dumb ass forever.

Sometimes life sucks, and soon you will too!

Went to another website that posts on Weekends (Fish is off having fun) and Michael K. said listening to Tomboy would make one gay - well, I listened and I didn't turn gay (sorry, Prettybaby - better luck next time). I do have to say that white guys have no business wearing those clothes, gay or not. There are several things that people of color can wear quite successfully that caucasians can't - chartruese and pink to name a couple - and I just wanted to get a shotgun and kill that thing around his neck.

Please, white guys, if you are going to be gay, get some professional gay advice.

#12=life doez not zuck in Florida,
nor will it ever...

iz that what U did, marry zomeone
becoz U were 2 stupid 2 make a
living...? now the truth comez
out! ..and your parentz hated your
ztupidazz....nice life...

Holy shit! You're from Florida?

#129=and U fuckin know it
bitch..by the way, woodhorse,
I got your cell phone # on my
caller ID...my mom zaid:"next
time U call that late,zhez gonna
hurt U."

#130 I only call to hear your Mom talk dirty to me as a favor to you. I know you probably get sick of it. It was a waste of time since you are from Florida. National statistics show that most children from the Everglades are verbally sexually abused, hence the consistently foul language and inability to spell from being kicked out of school.

I really am sorry. I had no idea you were from Florida.

"..ur
a
46
yR oldd
man.."

im onlyz 45
just waizt till
my mom getz home
she keel zoo.

"National statistics show that most children from the Everglades are verbally sexually abused,"

zoo no nuthing
i spellz better zen zoo

and ztop calling my dad
a sexzual abuzer

hope U had fun being me
#131: nice postz 132&133!
little hard for my dad to
sexually abuze me, consider
hez 6 fuckin feet under...

nice to know thatz what U
went thru, though...I'm
zure U deserved it..fucker!

I am always trying to get me some, but Lohan would be the last thing that I would go after and I am a dogg.

this is so hilarious.just a couple days ago, i was watching mean girls on re-run in a free to air channel and i realized lohan was such a pretty,chubby and cutie teen!

seriously,she is such a complete opposite of the roles she plays. they should docu the life of drug addicts, an expose, and she'll be the star. only it doesn't involve any real acting skills,she'll just be herself!

Does anyone actually give a shit?

#130 better hurry and use that number. Pretend it's me when you call. My own number will change shortly cause I'm moving - not that you had my old number in the first place. You really are krazi.

Was this dude trying to spite his face? Where in the fuck is his nose?

krazihotkelli---I'm from Florida, too. We've talked it over and decided that you're an embarrassment to this state and we're having you shipped to Arkansas. We thought it would be an appropriate place, since no one there has an IQ above 8, so you'll fit right in.

#110 RICHPORT ~ please accept my apology. I should not have jumped in to tease you - you are way out of my league and I know it. I just got caught up in a funny post and I shouldn't have picked on you when someone else was picking on you. Not that I object to anyone else doing that, it is simply not my style - and it wasn't even a very good jest but I wanted to apologize before I left for work. Please remember I just want to play and mean no any harm (except for Legends 69 and his ilk)

#139 - that's a funny remark but I don't see the target....

The dude in the pictures with Lindsay........

LOL -that was lame-

his tits are still there.

Krazihotkelli puts the "DUH" in "Florida"

She's such a mess... poor girl, it's her mom who should be in rehad and who should be getting all the shit because it's her fault Lindsay turned the way she did. I wonder if her little brother and sister are going to be rescued in time.

#119 Cuz the military is full of little short-dicked men i.e. your last comment.

You all need to get a life and quit looking at this shit. You are more of a waste of space than she is. ANYONE who cares about this crap should be shot. MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE.

149 Jack
hey asshole, why are you here? Looks
like your reading the posts. You are so
stupid.