Jun 12 2007Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts are married

FIRST

Doesn't she know that's Cotton Weary?

Wow, talk about news that just doesn't do a thing for me. Schreiber is a great actor though.

wow she looks pretty horrible. Congrats tho?

you're right, 'not that anybody cares...'

Yeah, I used to live by this guy in the East Village. He always dressed, and appeared to have the personal hygiene habits of, a listless hobo. I saw him literally every day and he was always ducking around like someone was going to notice him. No one ever once did.

Who?

Why is Naomi Watts hired as an actress ? She sucks. He's not all that great either. Ugly as hell

That is great news. Where are they registered?

"Least interesting couple in Hollywood"? Liev spend most of his time in NY doing Broadway and Off Broadway plays, and Naomi does movies everywhere else. It'll be interesting to see if this lasts. They allegedly have a kid on the way according to Liev on a local cable news station. He's brilliant, she's ... uh ... cute, I guess.

Careful with this story, I might yawn myself to death.

My Neighbor Ben and his girl friend Brenda are getting married this weekend. If I send the Superfish a picture of them will he post it too?

I think I will go back to check out online porn and masterbating

'they allegedly have a kid on the way according to Liev'....well yeah unless she's hiding a midget up that dress i'm pretty sure she's pregnant...

Judging by her facial expressions, a big problem during her pregancy has been chronic constipation.

lookz like we know Y
zhe got married...
thatz the wrong drezz
for being 9 monthz
pregnant..lookz stupid.

@16 kraziuglykelli - putting z's in every other word is stupid. Just like Paris, you are not cute anymore.

@6 Bern you rocked some sweet boobs again on your site today. Me like.

My caring about him died when Cotton did. I never cared about her.

Go see the "Painted Veil" on DVD. This will give you a clue to this arrangement. Just looking at her...you can tell she is just so "empty" inside.

Combined, they are 1/100000000 as interesting as Paris.

Let's all drop our defenses, be honest, and admit that we didn't really mean we were tired of the Paris story and wanted to move on to other celebs. Today's stories are creeping death. I feel like I should be wearing white stretch slacks and power-blue tennis shoes and discussing them with Blanche right before we grab our walkers and head toward the Bingo game.

Two tools. I give it 18 months.

the site's new look blows. everything being on the left with that big ass advertisment on the right looks retarded as hell. i hope this is temporary.

Seriously! Who cares! Report back to us when her kid goes into rehab lol!

and Liev needs a shave cmon! that looks like crap! Don't you have an assistant? Lol

I saw Naomi Watts in that sub-standard David Lynch movie, MULHOLLAND DR. I think she's the only actress in film history who's managed to make a female masturbation scene completely revolting to watch. And Chauncey likes to fucking watch.

Alex, I'll take "Who The Fuck Is That?" for $1,000...

I wonder if Tom Cruise wants to eat the placenta when she gives birth? Sick fuck that one is...........

@19 HAHAHAHA.
When I looked at him I thought "Who the fuck?!" then shortly thereafter, "oh it's Cotton."
And speaking of...that dress should have been MADE from cotton...what a waste of good crepe-back satin.
Anyone for a game of Hot Potato?

They should have just not gotten married, show those damn evangelicals that you don't need marriage to be successful in a relationship.

or more...successful in a family.

Alex, I'll take "What the fuck is plagiarism?" for 1,000...

They're the hottest couple since Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates.

Alex, I'll take "Frightened Fags in Hiding" for $1,000...

so whats Tara Reid doing lately, she's not dead is she?

I'd say it was an offhand comment considering the fact that he's not wearing a wedding ring!

But seriously, has Paris taken a dump yet?

Naomi is cool. I hope it works for them. If it doesn't, I hope she comes to her senses and comes back to me...Naomi!!!!
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Paris has a special way of using the bathroom, because she's a higher-level human being.

The superficial a.k.a (2 new stories a day blog)

Alex, I'll take "Of course I dropped the soap in fake jail" for 1,000......

Awe, are we sad that we're not wanted anymore?

TSFSRT........

I would rather look at high-res closeups of Paris' 3-day-incubated foot-long poking-out-of-the-water glistening corn-flecked feces log, than look at these 2 losers.

Who gives a RAT'S ASS!

Alex, I'll take "Find the meaning of our dreams and share our sorrows" for I-used-to-have-balls...

I'll take smack two numbskulls heads together for free! Knock if off you guys.

Last couple in hollywood still classy.

I farted. Sorry

Besides I said that, not stallion. Was it a chick thing to say? tough shit....Im a chick.

I always thought she was hot as fuck. Liev is a kickass actor.

I'll take animal wars, stallions vs ferrets for... fuck it, I'l take it for free.

Really, what a gorgeous couple.

best tits in tinseltown

Liev that is...

50, who? Stallion and Ferret? Yeah...I guess...I see that....

she's almost as beautiful as Paris.

Paris is only beautiful when aflame...

Barely..... conscious.... help meee..... .....falling.... asleeZZZZZZZZZZ *head thud on keyboard*

BORING!! I think we're starting to eat, sleep, and breath "paris in the slammer" news.

Done for the day, fish?

Amen Richport... Amen....
Insert Paris Surrender Joke Here....

Better read on this story would have been.

Chick on the left in pic #5
"Oh great! I can't believe he just lewinskied all over my dress... glad I wore this color though...it kinda blends in."

Everyone one else
"That is sick...she got lewinskied...LOL!"

Liev Schreiber
"Sigh!...I'll never get lewinskied again."

Naomi Watts
"I am so glad I never have to worry about being lewinskied again!"

If this doesn't stop being the lead story on this page, I'm going to stab a baby in the ear ...

hey Bern - how about some more DMBS. That always sheers me up

Ok, I'll post an article with a bunch of them.

I remember when Liev was happily married before. I guess he's trading up.

Hey, my site quite often does not suck.

Give it a taste.

angryferretjones.com

Although I have about 98% fewer giant tits than Bern's site.

Looks like someone put the cart before the horse.

@66 And 100% of old crap no one gives two shits about........

OOOO!!! OOOOO!!! Talk about each other's moms too! I love momma jokes...

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.

I thought he had a predilection for skanky girls and threesomes?

I guess he's taking time off to breed.

Stallion, relax. Nobody's defecting to the new AFJ. We're all staying at your place, even though you're sort of a clueless dick a lot of the time.

I wrote an article about the woman who is attempting to have the largest boobs on the planet. There are pictures and a link to a video in which she flashes. I think I've done my part.

I love it when jrzmommy gets sassy.

To quite someone who used to not suck: TSFSRT

#72 - That is fucking nuts.

Yeah, it's a scene, man.

Did everybody get Stallion's permission to post today?

Otherwise he may leave, and never come back.

boo hoo hoo....

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Hey, speaking of massive spastic fuck ups.... isnt SJTLQ's three-footed, forked-tongued, purple wombat due soon?

"We are married. You got it first. Break the story!"

HAHA! Who gives a fuck seriously.. that is funny.

Purple because SJ IS the LQ!

Did somebody send a picture to everyone else and not just Ferret. I hope not, because he might get really mad, close his site down and then come back crying for attention with a fake story about jailtime.........

Now TSFSRT you fucking homo...........

indeedikee, 81.

so when did you guys first notice that your menstrual cycles were synchronizing?

A fight A fight!
A... um... white and a white!
If the... um... white starts to win,
Let's all jump in!

I say my cock is bigger than both of yours... except when we see men in tight jeans. Then I clearly have the smallest cock... by far.

"When I say my cock is bigger than both of yours...I'm showing that I clearly have the smallest cock... by far."

fixed.

Damn that blimp really let herself go. Push away from the table sweetheart and put down the twinkies hippo. I've got first hand knowledge that both her and Susie (whore)have horrendous vaginal odor that smells like, sewer sludge, skunk glands, Colt 45 malt liquor, shitneys arm pit, and star jones' ass juice after biking in spandex. They tried douching but they could not get the douche tip through their densely foliaged crotch region. What dumb twats.

@86 - Your mom should have been fixed. I thought that was required for all bitches.

Love that masturbation scene by Naomi in "Muholland Dr."

Stallion, you know what is real funny? That you sat there and bitched that you don't want Jones to have access to the Cave (because you are afraid of him and Wally) and then you come on to the Fish and call him out.

You are the fucking homo.

I think we kept the wrong guy.

They are not married.

And, I thought they were just shacking-up.

You are right. You do have a rat problem.

They look like brother and sister

Me thinks they had the honeymoon a few months before the wedding.....

They're not married, people, er :p

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#17 Jimbo, her "poetry" is better - way better - than Rosie O'Donnell's. Just count your blessings.

AFJ*****Love your photo of Rosie, btw.

Laughter is a powerful aphrodisiac and Wally is so hot.

Jim=fuckin=bo:

the z'zzz will remain
FUCKFACE......
coz unlike Pariz...I am
not trying to be fuckin
cute...thatz how I write
bitch, zo fuck U and the
brokeback dick U juzt
fucked....

Damn, that guy is ugly.
And he has delusions of grandeur on top of that.
What the fcuk was she thinking?

He must have a big one. LOL.

Liev S. poses as an actor and somehow convinces enough simple-minded freaks to believe that he has talent to make a good living. His CSI stint was fucking gay.

69. 85. faggot, as if it needed to be said.

@90

You know how I know you're gay?

Because you are, suck a dick once, suck a dick forever, faggot...........

Nice try making it seem like there is a rat, and maybe there is???????

Fuck it all to hell, I'm done anyway, but I did it on my terms(hahahahaha)..........

YOU GOT KICKED OUT JUsT LIKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE, NOBODY LIKES YOU, CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And your dead mother sucks great cock beyond the grave........

Wow, you really are a bitter homosexual. Guy Pierre didn't put it in the way you like it? Your daughters cute, don't make me make her my bitch. Yeah I said it. Shut me down like you did that company that one time.......Pfffffft, fag.............

Sorry I didn't know the name of the company, considering all the bullshit you talked that I didn't pay attention to. Much like your other "loyal" subjects.............

How many times, Ferret, have you had a map of Hawaii drawn on your back?

No need to guess, I'm sure it's in the billions.........

Isn't she the one the massive gorilla tried to fuck in the film "King Kong" ?

She's always struck me as very classy. Everything she got up to with the gorilla was discreetly left to the imagination.

Did they, or didn't they ?

@103 - I see the RichPort troll is back... and it still wants me to be a fag (shudder).

Even b-list celebrities feel the need to get knocked up to snag a man. Good luck with that! We will be seeing photos of Naomi and Nicole Kidman crying in their drinks over their poor choices in men...again!

But it's too late, 'cause I've been schlong swallowing for years.

Just saw Liev in Talk Radio. Sorry haters, he's fucking HOT.