Jun 18 2007Kristy Swanson arrested

Unbelievable.

Maybe Kristy was having a "Buffy" flashback? (She was Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the original film!)

I love her dress, though. Not many women could wear their grandma's tablecloth and make it look good, but Kristy pulls it off.

And I must say, the Queen Elizabeth II wingnut hairdo looks fabulous!

But WHAT is up with that hair?! I thought big hair went out in the early 90's?

Karma....what a b!tch...Just wait till Lloyd, finds another "celebrity" to cheat with.

Is SHE pregnant? or is that just how the dress looks? or is she getting fat?

She beat someone up while she was pregnant? I think the Scientologists could fix that.

Oh. Just found out she IS pregnant. i feel bad for the fat comment.

Love to fuck her through that dress. Lift that fucker over her face, and move the panties to the side, and get my dick wet. Then probably would end up strangling the bitch.

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another B celeb trying to gain street cred.

Damn, she looks like hammered snake shit, and she is a psycho to boot? Wonder if she'll marry me.

Holy shit. Didn't she used to be hot? Sort of? Maybe? Is she smuggling pillows under that dress?

Posted by WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag on June 18, 2007 11:03 AM

another B celeb trying to gain street cred.

Wally, Kristy Swanson is NOT a B celebrity.

E or F list, maybe.

That's awesome. She stole her husband and then whopped her ass infront of her kids... what a badass.

The worst part is that she paid the $500 using those fucked up Canadian quarters.

I loved her in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not so much now.

Who beat this bitch with an ugly stick and I thought Tori Spelling was butt ugly. I think we can move on to the next post. That pick-me-up I got from Bern's DMBS is now gone. Fuck that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth

Hey Bern - Are you going commercial on us? Are you making money by us checking out your DMBS?

I don't know who she is, but her face looks past it.

Her dad was my daughters Physical Education teacher in middle school.

so who beat up who, besides swanson & the ugly stick?

that dress is just heinous. same goes for her face & hair.

#20, who gives a fuck?

No clown jokes? What a rip.

@22 - that was my thought

#20 - did she find the class on "anal volleyball" painful?

I found the whole situation surprising. Swanson always appears to be such a "good girl" the she gets knocked up by a married man and gets involved with a cat fight with his ex.

Who knew?

Meh, I've got the issue of Playboy she did, so she'll be hot whenever I want her to be.

lmao@20&22

She plain old just looks like ass.

omgoopsimean22&24

Now the dickhead will go back to his ex, since she isn't prego, and swanson is. Of course having sex with a preggo is good, you get a blowjob and a piece of ass at the same time.

@30 WTC?

Um why doesn't this report mention that O'Brien is a VAMPIRE?

The woman is just doing her job

Actually she was short on the $500 so she reached up and tossed in a few stem cells. Those are very valuable - lots of Canadians have Parkinson's (or at least they seem to...).

No idea WHO the FUCK she is but from the story all I can way is what a stupid and also ugly whore, her and that guy deserve each other, I hope he cheats on her for someone even more ugly and the chain continues until he's dating the monster from the black lagoon.

Wow......she really looks like crap compared to her Buffy and "The Chase" days.

I'd still shag her, though.

I thought MaryKay LaTourneau lived happily ever after w/Villi. Now she's out prowlin around.

I think the true impact of this story has been overlooked. A couple of WOMEN were fighting over a MALE FIGURE SKATER. Maybe I was wrong about Brian Boitano....

The guy must have loved her for her personality. I can't imagine anyone leaving his pregnant wife for someone looking like a wrinkled tranfestite. And now, a wrinkled, fat and pregnant tranfestite.

Absolutely the ugliest dog I ever seen. That hair is a total turn off and her skin must have something wrong, because she has way too much make up on that face. I wouldn't even hit it if the head was bagged.

39, what is a tranfestite?

I'm confused. Swanson was arrested, but Swanson is pressing charges? And who is she anyway? I know I can't expect much from skating with celebrities, but doesn't "celebrity" mean people should know who the *&^% the person is? And how come, if it's the ex-wife who's pregnant, she looks 5 months gone in that dress? Ouch, my head. Sorry, superfish dude, this is too complicated for little ole me.

41

The ugliest among all transvestites

Damn.....even Britney didn't bitch slap Shar Jackson....Note to Kelly Swanson, or whatever her name is.....YOU'RE AN EVEN LOWER FORM OF SKANK THAN BRITNEY SPEARS.

I can't believe someone would get in a fight for Lloyd Eisler! He is butt fugly!! and he's figure skater!! not a quarter back or a hot hockey player!! And the Buffy is fugly as well. Canada rules!

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Kristy Swanson was charged with assault and battery in Kingston, Ontario; as she was charged within Canadian jurisdiction, she was charged under Canadian law. Canadian law dictates that neither the complaintant nor respondant are able to press charges against the other; rather, it is the sole judgement of the police officers responding to the scene who will be charged with what. As Swanson was charged under Canadian law, and as such, was forced to appear in the appointed precinct to be processed, Marcia O'Brien will NOT be charged. Swanson can pull hair and gnash teeth till the cows come home, she's living in our country now, and here, it doesn't matter who you are...the police are the ONLY ONES with ANY AUTHORITY to CHARGE ANYONE. In other words, Swanson's diva attitude will get her nothing more nor less than laughed out of town; that is, if her hairstyle doesn't get that job done for her, first!:)

She used to be so spooge worthy. What the hell she still is, I'd cream coat that beautiful face of hers.

Who are you ppl who don't know who she is? What are you, 12 years old? If your too young to know who Kristy Swanson is (She was the original Buffy ffs!) you're too young for this site.

What is with being arrested these days?

Is it some kind of fashion?

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49. Posted by blpressure on June 18, 2007 4:18 PM

Who are you ppl who don't know who she is? What are you, 12 years old? If your too young to know who Kristy Swanson is (She was the original Buffy ffs!) you're too young for this site.

You say that as if not knowing what in the fuck an original Buffy is is a bad thing....

All single ambitious girls should make it a quest to lure Eisler away from this skank now that she's pregnant. I think she should get the same treatment she gave the Ex Mrs. Eisler. Oh, and that hair is fucking HIDEOUS. I almost cried laughing.

I'm still McLaughing about the McArches on her McForehead.

Those skaters are skanks. Remember that donkey face ho Kerrigan who stole her manger..."Ow my knee!" is all we heard.

LOL that's some seriously bad karma. She didn't run over their dog, too?

Did anyone see her on Law & Order:CI? OMFG she made Anna Nicole look like Nicole Richie.

It's sad when hot chicks lose their hotness, 'cause then my penis just kinda lays there, says "meh", and thinks of yesteryear times when said chick was still hot.

Well this is what I have to say about this bullshit! IF INDEED THIS WAS THE OTHER WOMAN'S MAN, SHE WAS FUCKING UP SOMEWHERE IN THAT RELATIONSHIP! becasue I don't think that it's possible for another woman to steal anybody's man! For Kristy beating her ass! She had to say something for her to beat her ass! It happens everyday in this world! I don't see why she should be different, because she's a star!

She is fu-ugly thatz fo sure

#30, you're a clown. Go on and admit it!

#30, you're a clown. Go on and admit it!

Home wreckin' ho. Must suck to just be remembered as the original Buffy that never got anywhere.

Oh, and she lookin' real oogly. Nice wrinkly ass big ole forehead and bleached out frizzy bangs.

#57 is correct. There's no such thing as a Home wreckin' ho #61. If some woman 'steals' your man, you didn't satisfy him and it's not like he didn't have a choice! The man can say no, but his penis usually says yes yes yes!

Kristy Swanson, partnered with Herbie (Lloyd) in Skating with Celebrities back in 2006. While Lloyd was in California working on the set of SWC, Marcia, then very much pregnant with Seth, flew out for a visit. During this visit, she felt there was something VERY wrong, and expressed her worries and fears to both Herbie, and her close friends. Lloyd, however, denied anything at all was amiss, and indeed promised her on his life that he would "never do that to her." Roughly three weeks after this visit, Marcia received an email from Cuntsy Swanson. The email was actually an email Lloyd had sent to Cuntsy, declaring his love for her and promising her he was going to leave Marcia for her as soon as he was able to get out of the marriage gracefully. Cuntsy didn't care to wait until that day, and opted instead to send Marcia this email, effectively ending their marriage that very day. When Lloyd returned home in November, Marcia confronted him with the email. Given that the evidence was more or less irrefutable, Herbie had no option really but to admit to his affair. I'd like to also point out that at this time, Lloyd begged Marcia to forgive him and take him back. It was her who refused to allow his lack of fidelity to remain a dirty little secret buried within their troubled marriage; quickly kicking him out of their home in Bath and making arrangements for divorce. Lloyd was devastated, and tried several times to get Marcia to change her mind and take him back, but it was too little too damn late. His chances used up with Marcia, he slunk back to Swanson like the slime he is. Cuntsy, of course, has had several issues since because she is very much aware that, if given the chance, Lloyd would be back with his ex. To top it all off, as she managed to couple with Lloyd while Marcia was heavy with child, she is living in fear of the same happening to her. Knowing Lloyd, she won't have too terribly long to wait...

Good grief, if she got beat up, she had it coming. What a home wrecking ho! She went to discuss "custody issues" with the mother of the children who father she was screwing? MY GOD! She had it coming!

Kristy:Just a little advice for ya---you are indeed a homewrecker. And escorting your 'man' to visit with the children he walked out on?? TACKY!!! Perhaps you just don't trust him? Gee, I wonder why THAT would be?!If Ms. O'Brien beat you, I have this to say to her:"YOU GO, GIRL!!!" You see, Kristy- in Canada, devoted moms don't put up with that shit. Why don't you look up Toller Cranston? He may be single! And you won't have to steal him from a woman!

Advice for the ex-wife--you never show your cards until you know the amount of the winning pot. Let him screw Swanson for awhile, she starts to "gift" luxury items to him and cash. His value goes up. Take him for half of his new possessions (I'm assuming he is good enough in bed to earn a nice new car,house etc.)! My bad?

Kristy Swanson looks like one of the guys azzholes I licked this weekend. She looks ugly, but he wasn't too bad. His asshole
tasted better than his face looked.

Has anyone noticed now much she looks like Mary Kay Letourneau?

Who is she?

Kristy Swanson is nothing but a homewrecking slut and skank. She had to appear on the "Skating with Celebs" show in an effort to revitalize her nonexistent career. Stealing a pregnant woman's husband is a low blow, but then she goes and forwards a steamy email from Eisler to the wife to make sure she ends the marriage. What a vicious biotch. Then she accompanies Eisler to visit the sons and fights with the ex-wife. Horrid woman. She and Eisler deserve each other. Eisler only got together with this awful woman because HE wants an acting career. Kristy Swanson is nothing but a homewrecking cow, a "Z" list actress and white trailer trash bimbo.