Jun 19 2007Katie Holmes is pregnant again

id hit a pregnant woman like her

what kind of DAMN bathing suit is that? ew!

wtf kind of bathing suit is that? she looks to be about 80 years old with that thing on.
and she should watch it with that metal buckle. predatory fish are very attracted to flashes of metal.

I loathe scientology, but I would still tap 'dat ass.

Twice.

Ok, she hid the bump under a loose dress. So where's she hiding her ass?

You mean she let Tom Cruise stick his dick in her? Wait, you mean Tom stuck his dick in her, isn't that dirty, isn't that too dirty for Scientology? No, no nevermind, it isn't he was going to eat her placenta. But yeah I agree #1, I would hit it to. Even suck the crust douche remains from her pubic hairs.

wow...shes not that cute girl anymore...shes a woman now

What the hell kind of suit is that? I mean, Come On!

Still, she looks better than Brittney spears.

And who is REALLY getting katie knocked up? Or are they adopting. Because you know Tom Cruise is totally gay. And I still think Suri looks Asian.

What waste waster treatment plant is she swimming in?

And, who's stunt-cock did they hire for THIS newest farce.....?

My daddy uses a machine that pulls the tadpoles out of his weewee and shoots them into mommy's kittycat. Uncle Leather runs the machine.

@10 Mini Me

judging by the looks of the first kid, the father is 100% Jackie Chan. I saw it on Maury Povich.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 !

It'll be interesting to see which guy (other than TC) the baby looks like. Everybody says Suri looks like Chris Klein, and Tom's ass looks like John Travolta's pelvic bone.

katie is so pretty.She and her daughter are very cute. She a great mom and a wonderful role mom to her daughter.She look gorgeous as always.

16, yes, every one dreams that their daughter will find a flaming gay husband just like mommy did!

Suri is very very cute. Katie looks good too. Nice haircut and I do like the one-piece bathing suit on her.

Tom is crazy. That's all.

#11 Yeah Suri, the device is called a fucking machine. He straps a four pound dildo to it, and sets the machine on blistering fast with the balls being rammed up his ass and all. He can't stop coming after that. Any woman in the room is going to get pregnant. It's quite explosive.

I think she looks great. Thank god she's wearing something age-appropriate. She's someone's mother for god's sake and she looks classy, unlike Britney who looks cheap and very trailer-trashy.

Not again.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M HAPPY ABOUT THIS! THIS IS GOOD NEWS! KATIE HOLMES, IS THE SMARTEST CHICK, YET!sHE KNOW'S THAT GETTING KNOCKED UP WITH THE 2ND BABY IS MORE MONEY! tOM CRUISE, IS PAID! wOW, SOMETHING REALLY WAS WRONG WITH NICOLE'S PLUMBING!

Yes, she's a wonderful "role mom" - here's Suri in 10 years, when Katie asks her to follow Tom around to see what he's getting her for their aniversary:

Katie: Well, did you see what he got me for our anniversary?
Suri: Well first, he went to see a movie.
Katie: A movie? Hmm, I wonder why he'd wanna see a movie by himself.
Suri: I don't know. But it wasn't the movie theater at the mall. No, it was that, really old theater downtown. The Studcat. I didn't know it was open.
Katie: Wait a minute. What was the movie called?
Suri: Fisting Firemen 9. I've never seen 1 through 8.
Katie: Oh my God!
Suri: Uh, but it must have been a real short movie, though, because Dad came out, like, ten minutes later. And it must have been a sad film, too, because, he had a bunch of tissue paper with him when he came out. Poor old Dad, the movie really got to him.
Katie: Suri, where did Daddy go after the movie?
Suri: To the gym.
Katie: To the gym?
Suri: Yeah. The White Swallow Spa. (Katie screams) Yep. He went in there and wrestled with all kinds of guys. He wasn't too good, though. This one black guy had him pinned down for fifteen minutes straight!

Remember when Katie Holmes used to be hot?

#13 Your right about Jackie Chan! But is was on Oprah! My sweet, sweet Oprah!

And another hopeless child enters the world, impervious to the impending brainwash to come ...

I hate people.

I'm really shocked. Considering Tom Cruise either spurts blanks or little pieces of Playstation 2.

OK, I am so fucking happy that we can all agree that Katie looks great and baby Suri is adorable blah blah blah. I think this is a first for this site. Can we all get past this ass kissing? We all know there is no way Tom had sex with Katie and got her pregnant. He has more of a chance getting Nicole Richie pregnant. At least she kind of looks like a 12 year old alter boy

oh and 'wedgeone' or whatever your name is. How cheap can you get? That's from Southpark.

*it. Sorry thinking about the cock, again!

Jesus..is she like 50 or some shit? When did she turn into such a granny?

@23 I am shock that you would plagiarize such a fine upstanding show like South Park. You need to take a lesson from Big bang and come up with your own witty shit like him or maybe her, I am not sure what it is

Hey I "Katie" Better have another baby fast because your hubby is Viagra old!

Then in a couple years you can get yourself a nice pool boy

LOL

littleBANG, it was an intentional reference, you fuckin moron.

Nice freakin belt bucket.

@35 Do you mean buckle? I have never seen a freakin belt bucket dump shit

#17

... an idiotic, possessive, controlling, illiterate, flaming gay husband...

How could she let him fuck her? Even many 60 year old women would go "Eww..."

Katie's pregnancy is obviously a gift from L. Ron Hubbard. Now that Tom has reached the highest level of "$$clear$$", L. Ron's omnipotent spirit has rewarded them with another child. And to preclude any jealousy, he gave John Travolta a year's supply of jet fuel.

Cute? If you mean lazy-eyed troll with an extra chromosome cute, then yes.

I guess you guys don't read: "She was spotted with Tom in Madrid, trying to hide her bump...." That is probably why she's wearing that bathing suit.

There are always two.......a master, and an apprentice.

Step 1
Tom jacks it to "Playgirl-Short-Man Issue" into a cup

Step 2
Doc pours cup into turkey baster

Step 3
Doc splooges baster contents into Katie

Step 4
Katie conceives second child by Tom Cruise

Take note of the 'mother' hair cut - Tom probably made her cut her long hair to other men that she's off the market and in the business of producing *his* children.

Sad but true.

On the other hand, Angelina Jolie has not gone the 'mother' hair cut way and looks all the more vampirish for it, lol.

On the other other hand, Britney went to the extreme with her 'mother', 'don't look at me' buzz-cut fiasco.

In days before Monty Python witch drowning spoofs, it was said that witches were made to cut their hair as it was believed to hold immeasurable powers. A little feminist history there for ya.

Nice haircut. I hope she has time to drive me to soccer practice before picking up some Lunchables and Juicy Juice at the the supermarket.

Is that Jackie Kennedy?

I love Juicy Juice.

God i hate her new haircut - it honestly makes her look about 20 years older. She used to look so sweet and innocent now she looks like a presidents wife.
Does she ever take her sunglasses off. I saw a pic the other day of her, Tom and Victoria Beckham at a game and they were the only ones with sunnies on - it was also night time - WTF?

She looks like Dorothy Hammill.

#s 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 13 (that's as far as I got), you guys are on a roll! Hilarious! That baby REALLY DOES look Asian! I can't get over that! I can't decide if I think she's cute or not but she does look like a porcelain doll.

Awww, matching hair cuts. That suit is hot.

Can someone else please tell me what the hell is so "cute" about this baby? Don't most all babies look alike unless they are suffering a severe deformity? It looks like any other fat little chubby baby to me.

everybody knows that Suri is the offspring of Bjork and a Greylag Goose. Parcel Post from Iceland being so unreliable, it took 4 months from Katie's alledged delivery until we saw pictures of Suri. This baby bump is nothing more than Katie's negative ass imploding.

TCLTC

Just post only about pregnancy when you're sure they're pregnant.These bitches are fooling around and they want you to think they are pregnant.

#51 ha ha that is such a guy comment

I think Tom was craving some placenta again. Yum yumm give me some! **gag**

#23 - LOL

"Good afternoon. I am the local camel-toe inspector".

Tom had her ass redistributed throughout her thighs, which now look abnormally long and wide. Which is strange, because his best bet for faking it must be doggiestyle. So burn off the boobs, not the butt. And never shave, maybe take some hair-growth stuff, and hope that her asscrack gets all hairy, just like a guy's (btw: yuk). Just sayin.

"Does anybody else smell fish? Hahahahaha! Just kidding, ma'am - I admire everybody who adopts one of those Chinese orphans!"

I don't understand!
why does a bathing suit need a belt?

Someone else alluded to this, but now the whole damn family has the same hair. That's creepy. That's probably why he divorced Mimi and then Nicole (remember, he's on his third marriage), they wouldn't get the matchy hairdo. Although the haircut is sorta cute on her and the kid.

I'd be horrified at the thought of reproducing with Tom Cruise, but there are people who would skeeve me out way more: Trump (shudder), Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Jackson. See, when you compare Tom to that repellent list, he's not so bad. Normal-like, even. You could have your eardrums poked out so you wouldn't have to hear him yapping about Scientology and then just spend the rest of your life in affluent, blissful silence. Maybe that's what Katie did.

TOUGH DAY AT WORK?

END IT WITH INCREDIBLY STRETCHED SKIN, TIGHTLY YANKED OVER DISTENDED BOOB-SHAPED BAGS:

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BERN LOVES YA.

BOTH LINKS SHOULD WORK.

Bern - Are you making money off of this site?

The swimsuit is awesome, but she's got weirdly heavy legs for how tiny her top is. Her legs are bigger above her knees than they are at her upper thighs. Odd.

Donkey - I kinda thought that too> Jackie-hO copy.

Is it just me or is her pubic mound extraordinarily poofy? Does she have a penis tucked in there or big fluffy Repunzel pubes? **These answers and more...tonight...on TCLTC's Believe It Or Not...**

Uhhhh.. where is the bone smoker TC in all these pictures? Live alone, travel alone, vacation alone... Seems like a real happy marriage.. Baby looks like me...???

she looks great for a woman who is married to a gay man

#63 - Jimbo, I'm actually reasonably close to make more than handfuls of change.

Sorry about my link being broken all day. Should be good, now.

That belt is going to hurt the fetus.

@58 ...shit I think I got impregnated by a gay dude, too.

Wasn't Suri black haired and japanese? I call BABY SWAP!

Im curious...where did the whole "Tom Cruise is gay" thing start from? Cause I really don't see it.

TCLTC

Who you gonna believe... Church of Scientology or me... I am JESUS. Yes Tom is gay. No me and Dad don't hate him or others like him... We just wish Tom would give poor Katie a chance to knock boots face to face once in a while... And stop calling her Steve when he climaxes... We are tired of listening to her complain... I hope the COS doesn't overhear her prayers to us or Dad knows how many days they will give her in the Pre-Clear chamber...

Oh, BTW... JTLTC too...
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070619/D8PS5AV01.html

Jesus The Everloving Almighty Christ Himself...

Katie is trying to turn into the jackie O/Angelina of the Scientology set.

#23 - I have blessed thee with an additional year of life for making me laugh....

The Big JC....

I'm a major Hollywood agent. You are right, that baby is cute. Get me a meeting with that baby by the time I've clicked "Post Your Comment". I'm serious!!!!! And another thing...is my dry cleaning fucking done yet!!!!!

-Trott Felipe, Hollywood Super Powerful Agent

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Where is her ass?

Seriously, what kind of bathing suit is that? Shit looks like some fat jewish yentas suit on Miami beach.

I think in the 6th picture Suri is taking a major dump & that's why Mom is running out of the water afterwards...

Jesus, what kind of a granny swimming suit is that? What the hell did Tom do to her?!

I just can't believe it took 52 comments before TCLTC. We're slipping, people. Are you afraid that now he's the highest level of scientologist that he'll smite you?

I hope the bady dosen't come out old like Tom Cruise.

#73 is right, she is trying so hard to steal Jackie O's style and become the first lady of Scientology. Somebody save that adorable f'ing baby!

Middle of the night Tom Cruise wakes up and yells at Katie Holmes with his eyes turned completely red and glowing in the dark:
"Arrrrrrghhh PLACENTAAAAAA!!!! MORE PLANCENTAAAAAA!! NOW!!! WOMAN! Make me some placenta!"

Katie Holmes:
"EEEKK!!...um...k, Tom"

15, 41, 71. Very funny. Oh, and because it really can't be said enough, TCLTC!

I thought the pix at the soccer game made Katie look skeletal like Posh, maybe a baby maybe not. BUT, there can be no DOUBT if there is a new tomkat that this poor girl was inseminated exactly as described at #19. Also wasn't his sexual status called into question after being married 2x, for (nearly) 10 years each time, then trading in for a woman 10 years younger? Unable to produce a rugrat? He's just a short fuckwit anyhow, who'd pay attention if he wasn't loaded?

#47

posh and katie never take their sunglasses off cause if they did, you could see by their vacant eyes that they have no soul.

Oh well if The Sun said it, it MUST be true.
(Note the sarcasm)

Doesn't anyone follow that saying "straight from the horse's mouth" anymore? Don't believe it unless it comes from her.

(And, in this case, she really does look like a horse. Scientology does that to you.)

i think Katie looks great! she looks like a woman now and i dont care what anyone says thats a CUTE baby!!! and hellooooo she totally looks like the baby daddy! oh and i like the bathing suit, yall just dont know good style.

Oh my gosh, Katie thinks she's Jackie O now or something, just because she married world famous Tom Cruise. And her legs...I never knew she was so muscular. Thought she would have long twiggy legs...hmm interesting. Well, it is clear now that all the naysayers that said Tom Cruise was gay and it wasn't really his baby were wrong. The baby really does look like him & Katie (unless a petrie dish was involved?)All that being said, I have to be honest. I don't think the kid is that cute. She's a bit strange looking. Just being honest...

Oh yeh, and the pic where she looks preggers...it was the dress...it was shaped like a fricken potato sack.

Enough with the "Suri is so cute" crap. That baby looks like a retarded dwarf Eskimo.

I take it back. Suri *used* to look like a retarded dwarf Eskimo. Now she looks more like Bjork getting high on glue.

I predict Suri is going to have a serious unibrow going on by the time she's 14. Poor kid.

How old is Katie Holmes she is only in her 20`s and she looks like a granny already!!

At least she doesn't look like a fuckin teenager anymore

She looks respectable. No fair. It isn't worth picking on her. She looks classy, as opposed to Shitney, and blohan, and the other crack babies.

...I wonder what Tom's mom's haircut looks like...just sayin'.

That'd make Tom not only a narcissist, but a guy with an Oedipus complex as well. If you catch my drift.

...so does that mean that...he wants to fuck his mother and himself??? Golly gee, I just can't seem to wrap my head around this one!

What baby bump? Pleeeease.

Um, does anyone think that Katie looks like Ellen Barkin in these pics and the recent pics of her at Beckhams soccer game? Barkin was most recently in oceans 13 as the "cougar" for those who aren't familiar

I detest her bathing suit and haircut. Trying to look like flat assed Posh is not the best plan. But cute little Inuit Suri is adorable. I bet she wishes she could be amoungst her real family. Wayyyy up north gazing at the Northen Lights every night. Instead she is just as much of a captive as fucking FagHag Katie. aiiiyyyeee - very sad. And another child on the way.

Peter and I would like to give Tom to the pirates, they love cocksuckers!

That suit & hair cut makes her look old >.<

Katie was raised Catholic, but I don't think that baby is going to be Baptized. Is she going to be raised as a Scientologist?

Wasn't that Nicole Kidman's reason for divorcing him? She did not want her 2 adoptive kids raised in a cult?

So, is that a cult-baby, or not? If any of us were babies and too small to understand such things, we'd certainly want someone to at least ask some questions. Cause no matter the truth, all we're ever going to get from Katie and Tom are happy family photos, like these, designed to show us only what they want us to see...

#33- Who gets the pool boy, Tom or Katie?

Also to those people who don't believe the rumors- first if you have "gay-dar" you would see it the way the rest of us do. Also look at how these ay celebrity rumors work. You always know someone who is a frienf of a friend... who has first hand knowledge. It will come out sooner or later. By the way, does scientology allow people to be gay?

She's not preggo of course. That was a publicity stunt... they need more ATTENTION= put a towel in the front of your panties. So transparant.

#101 - Awesome. How will Suri turn out now that she has been deprived of her usual diet of seal blubber and fish heads?

Oh come on-she looks darling and very age appropriate
with the suit and hair cut-you all should look so good!
That baby is so adorable and Katie looks like the
perfect mom.

I'm still trying to figure out from which side cross-eyed flat nosed babies are cute...She looks like she was hit repeatedly over the head for a few hours.

pregnant?
what, like, 5 minutes pregnant, she looked anorexic in pictures from the other day.

That kid is Josh Hartnetts twin
http://www.nndb.com/people/064/000022995/

She is not hot..what a dumpy ass

She has the weirdest shaped thighs I've ever seen.

Is "kate" (no longer to be called "katie", tom's request) going out of her way to look like a 50 year old woman who's given birth to about 18 scientolospawn? she will never be A list, tom will never be A list again. Suri might have a chance, she should totally go the Paris/Brit/Lohan route and just show her vag, go to jail, etc.... but she should do it when shes 5.

oh! and did nicole and tom adopt those other children together? if so, where the fuck are they? tom parades around with Suri like shes a piece of gold plated bald eagle dung (although she might be, theory being investigated). did he send the others down under and 86 them from the cult? wtf is up?

hei seeing too much seeexy
may have u plz.

suri looks exactly like cousin william mapother to me. since tom's sterile, maybe they asked his cousin for a sperm donation? hey, it could happen...

LET'S NOT FORGET THAT DURING HER "PREGNANCY" WITH SURI HER BABY BUMP ALSO APPEARED/DISAPPEARD AT WILL AS WELL AS INFLATING AND DEFLATING AT WILL. MAYBE ITS PART OF THE WEIRD SCIENTOLOGY PREGNANCY

Err the Daily Mail was showing pictures of what made people suspect she was pregnant, and the other pictures are recent. It says so in the captions, so I don't know what you're talking about in that note about making her baby bump appear at will....

Of course she is. She's fulfilling her wifely duties-baby factory for homo.

Remember when Katie Holmes was young and hot and flashing her boobs in the movie, the GIFT? Now she's just Mr. Scientology's wife.

like the bitch waz
pregnant the firzt
time..yea, we really
believe that zhit...

zhe actz like an old
STEPFORD WIFE...
how old R U, stupid?
U look about 60 and
act about 89////////

You know the disappearing baby bump happened in the first pregnancy too!!