Jun 5 2007Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson split
People reports Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up. A source close to the couple says they split just before Memorial Day weekend but that "they're still friends." And in case you're wondering, yes, this is just about the most boring news ever. You know what news would've been shocking though? If Kate Hudson ate Owen Wilson. Like with a fork and knife. Because, you know, she doesn't seem the type. I'm just saying.

Reader Comments
1. maxxjedi - June 5, 2007 10:22 AM
first
2. Lobo - June 5, 2007 10:23 AM
Kinda flat chested. first?
3. Jet - June 5, 2007 10:23 AM
This is my first time so I'm going to say it.
FIRST!!!!!
4. maxxjedi - June 5, 2007 10:24 AM
Now she is HOT.
5. titsonsnack - June 5, 2007 10:24 AM
I forgot these two even existed, let alone the fact that they were seeing eachother.
6. Aura - June 5, 2007 10:25 AM
yawn.
7. gooniesneversaydie - June 5, 2007 10:25 AM
For the sake of humanity, please do NOT run any more pics of Britney in a her thong today.
8. tina - June 5, 2007 10:26 AM
I think it's good that she accepts her chest size and hasn't gotten implants like all the other insecure superficial hollywood bimbos. She's beautiful.
9. maxxjedi - June 5, 2007 10:29 AM
She doesnt have a big chest but she still looks good in almost everything she wears. She was good in skeleton key.
10. eXtasyStef - June 5, 2007 10:34 AM
I'll take boring over the last post any day. I'm just curious--who HASN'T Owen Wilson done?
11. Angry Ferret Jones - June 5, 2007 10:35 AM
There is nothing wrong with cute little titties like that. Especially when you have a nice tight tummy, and those legs. Mmmmm, and that ass... Ohhh, she's so............
oops.
Be right back. I have some cleaning up to do.
12. Oliver Platt - June 5, 2007 10:36 AM
If I have to choose between reading about the Holy Trinity (Britney/ Paris/ Lindsay) and Kate Hudson, I'd go for Clorax labels. That'd make a far more interesting reading.
13. WHAT EVER - June 5, 2007 10:38 AM
GOD SUPERFISH..I think you need new writers...the whole story about eating Owen with a frork just wasn't funny at all...
You've used the same kind of stint with Brittney and her kids and some others...getting olddddddd. SNORE
14. one792 - June 5, 2007 10:41 AM
FIRST!!!!!!
15. Boba Fett - June 5, 2007 10:41 AM
I've already banged her, so I don't really care.
16. meh - June 5, 2007 10:46 AM
the whole thing about her eating him had me almost falling off me chair here.
17. Poroleishon - June 5, 2007 10:46 AM
I didn“t even know they were together. She is very pretty though.
18. StarFish - June 5, 2007 10:46 AM
I'm glad she dumped him. His nose looks like a penis.
19. frenchie - June 5, 2007 10:48 AM
Aaaw...it's the itty titty committee. Those don't look very fun...unless you like 14 year old boys.
20. Adrian - June 5, 2007 10:51 AM
19th Wha hoo, i feel so honoured, anyway I thinks shes damn cute id give it to her if nothing was on t.v, you know what I mean uh......
21. Fluffy Butt - June 5, 2007 10:51 AM
With a beak like his, I can see why she left him. Christ, I wouldn't even be able to get through dinner with the dude without craking a nose joke.
22. French hater - June 5, 2007 10:55 AM
She needs to be mouth banged with a bottle of "catchup".
23. RichPort - June 5, 2007 10:59 AM
She gets calls from every Dr 90210 in the area... just dying to shove silicon sacs under her man boobs.
24. wedgeone - June 5, 2007 11:06 AM
Chris Robinson gets the last laugh today. Now who does she turn to next?
25. giblets - June 5, 2007 11:14 AM
She had to break up - Owen has much better boobs these days.
26. Bern - June 5, 2007 11:16 AM
or, "Kate Hudson Sold Owen Wilson to Japanese Goant Squid Researchers to Be Used As Chum."
27. Bern - June 5, 2007 11:17 AM
Giant*
28. krazihottkelli - June 5, 2007 11:20 AM
they should of stayed together,
who wantz either one of them..
they R so ugly, she needz to
eat a little, maybe her titz
would grow a bit...he needz a
new noze, God..iz that thing
for real? Either way, we don't
need either of them, their moviez
SUCK!!
29. Chauncey Gardner - June 5, 2007 11:28 AM
Wow, who would have thought that these two would ever run out of interesting things to talk about?
30. Roop - June 5, 2007 11:31 AM
Kate woke up to suprise Owen with a morning hand job, it was a nosebleed to end all nosebleeds.
31. jsimon - June 5, 2007 11:32 AM
I'll say this, those abs look intense! I could bounce a quarter off of them. I mean, not that wouldn't be the only thing I'd do, but it would be cool!
32. wedgeone - June 5, 2007 11:38 AM
A little Deet and she'd have no breasts at all.
33. Victor - June 5, 2007 11:43 AM
She needs tits though. Her chest looks like my 10 year old cousin.
34. imran karim - June 5, 2007 11:46 AM
wowww those abs
imran karim
35. Jimbo ∞ - June 5, 2007 11:51 AM
If you need to play out that one pedo fantasy that all guys have, Kate's definitely your "girl"
36. Josh Lavarn - June 5, 2007 11:52 AM
I heard she aborted his kid without telling him. Pretty classy broad.
37. Brock Landers - June 5, 2007 11:54 AM
I don't think she's even remotely attractive. Get a boob job already.
38. lambman - June 5, 2007 12:04 PM
She's like a one-hit-wonder of acting and has been riding the wave of "Almost Famous", and her mother's coat-tails, for years.
39. anonymous - June 5, 2007 12:07 PM
You would think that after having a couple of kids that she would have a bigger rack. She is still one hot MILF!
40. Trott Felipe - June 5, 2007 12:17 PM
Must be a slow pointless news day...
41. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - June 5, 2007 12:35 PM
Hey Kate your tits just called, they were wondering how you are getting by without them.
42. Angry Ferret Jones - June 5, 2007 12:43 PM
Berm maybe one day she can be on DMBS? I'd donate $1 to help get that started.
43. Angry Ferret Jones - June 5, 2007 12:44 PM
Berm = Bern
Amgry Ferret Jomes
44. Mr. Nice Guy - June 5, 2007 1:36 PM
Owen and Kate had a great time.
But then Owen had a problem. His nose was bigger than his prick and Kate's boobs put together... and Kate could not tolerate his "Sneeze" as Cum in her....
45. Alex - June 5, 2007 2:07 PM
Wow! Now those are some big tits!
46. Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - June 5, 2007 2:07 PM
Omg, she's wearing a training bra! I had one of those when I was 11.
47. Anexio - June 5, 2007 2:40 PM
Nice boycicles
48. Anexio - June 5, 2007 2:41 PM
Nice boycicles
49. lollypoop - June 5, 2007 3:17 PM
Ok, lets be adults now. Theres nothing wrong with small boobs.
50. lalaland - June 5, 2007 3:20 PM
wooow that is one HOT tummy!
51. captain obvious - June 5, 2007 3:49 PM
She is in amazing shape...athough she barely looks female. I wonder if she now regrets ditching her hubby for boy wonder? ...Nah, that Chris guy was seriously disgusting. Maybe she finally put down the bowl and took a good look at him...Aaaack!!!!
52. benzy - June 5, 2007 4:12 PM
funny:
Kate Hudson's Crow-nology
http://www.theshowbizshow.com/index.jhtml?c=v&m=50151
53. darrell - June 5, 2007 4:23 PM
banging her her a few times is OK, but then you think you are with a boy without her tits. sooner or later she has to buy some boobs.
54. no1justminda - June 5, 2007 5:24 PM
Do you really need a bra for 2 nipples? If that's the case, I better get my boyfriend one too!
55. omgreentoast - June 5, 2007 5:25 PM
wow, shes's flatter than my little brother (although he is a 180 pound 10 year old, so i'll give her that)
56. B Locs - June 5, 2007 6:52 PM
uhm.... .... uhh.... what the hell...? we call paris hilton flat? and this is around? don't ge me wrong, cute girl. great bod. non-existent rack.
57. shivva - June 5, 2007 7:01 PM
small boob comments like these forces skinny women to go under the knife.
then the fat girls get jealous of the skinny girls with big plastic boobs and the insults continue.
what's a girl to do in today's world?
58. roughdaddy - June 5, 2007 8:01 PM
great abs nice belly button, would love to drop some r d cream pies on there, too bad she inherited her moms chest...
59. Angela - June 5, 2007 8:44 PM
Lululemon bra! Representing Canadian products go Kate Hudson.
60. dickritchey - June 5, 2007 9:00 PM
awesome!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAcpLiw4qt4
61. sosueme - June 5, 2007 9:04 PM
FIRST!!!
62. Fifi trooper - June 5, 2007 9:45 PM
I knew that this was coming! she's ugly as hell! HER other family members have her beat big time! I love her Brother, He's sexy as hell!
63. 1MILFhunter - June 5, 2007 10:38 PM
Those tits are like two BB's on a breadboard.
64. Nathiest - June 5, 2007 11:52 PM
And the hottest milf of the year go's to!!!
65. dt1018 - June 6, 2007 1:32 AM
What happened to her boobs?
66. Kingnitro - June 6, 2007 9:45 AM
This gal desperately needs a Boob job! She's flat as a board, carpenters' dream!
67. anna - June 6, 2007 3:35 PM
Where are her boobs? Really. Did they get lost, maybe stolen? Oh they are in lay a way. Her boobs are just not fully bought yet. Yeah that makes sense.
68. surfergirls07 - June 6, 2007 11:18 PM
yea, I heard her mom say on
TV that she only eats like a
cracker a day and sometimes
pucks..so, to say she is in
good shape..she's the walking
dead..she'll probably have a
heartattack at a young age
and die from starving.